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public void Homestuck/Hiveswap/MSPAThread(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "Homestuck/Hiveswap/MSPA Thread";
int postNumber = "2430386";
String image = "0e190d89d45f39cf344fe7fba87d6ceaeed1a142.png";
String date = "07/04/18(Wed)15:36:46";
String comment = "Homesmut thread #??
America Edition

Old thread:
>>2417754

Image resources:
rule34stuck.booru.org
mspabooru.com (SFW only)
rule34.paheal.net
rule34.xxx

recommended fic list:
pastebin.com/8XfBnwf8 (Recommendations welcome!)

MSPARP room:
msparp.com/acohsg

HSG smutbox (old, no longer maintained)
https://mega.nz/#!B8whxARY!2IkDWquXfMaATz1YfH8I3tMdaNKHB8QbIaijxn6rCUc

Strip poker game by Anon:
http://hs-strip-poker.tumblr.com/

Homestuck mods for HoneySelect:
https://honeymodder.tumblr.com/

Nudestuck Archive:
https://mega.nz/#F!D4UHXBgI!_ePBb6bBcv4JOHYPoEyXYw
Sister thread:
8ch net/homosuck/res/1076791.html

Pitkin archive: (lots of Homestuck, some other stuff too - was purged from the internet a while ago)
https://mega.nz/#F!Ds9nhIBa!LK9YTjr5pxoHjEXflmAAfg"
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public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2430387 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)15:37:01" && image=="dd4060ff94ef463c127c56cdb5ef9d9528dbe87e.jpg")

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"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2430412 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)15:45:52" && image=="tumblr_inline_pbbpfs5jeN1tph10z_raw.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2430413 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)15:46:25" && image=="tumblr_pb65pjq1fp1u91aoyo1_raw.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2430414 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)15:46:57" && image=="tumblr_inline_okj2dnWdz51up6v3b_raw.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2430450 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)16:01:19" && image=="5e32724758ca0498506ddb77f66620c39308274f.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2430461 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)16:14:14" && image=="1538273 - Gummypron Homestuck Jade_Harley Kanaya_Maryam Rose_Lalonde.png")

">>2430389
Cute. Shame there is not much pics of them together."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2430669 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)18:05:28" && image=="AmericanFuckYeah.jpg")

"AMERICA!!!


>>2430461
I'll never get why tumblr clung to JadeRose all of a sudden instead of the far superior JadeKanaya. It's like they forgot the comic entirely."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2430725 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)18:47:38" && image=="a541a4912ace8fdb7b4259819a7a1ec770e086f3.png")

">>2430669
Why? Jade spoke more with Rose than Kanaya. Not that it matters since she's spoken about five sentences to both of them combined across all timelines since Cascade."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2430761 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)19:03:54" && image=="Yes Now All It Needs Is My Penis.png")

">>2430725
>Jade spoke more with Rose than Kanaya.
Doesn't meant they ever had that interesting or warm of a relationship, while Jade and Kanaya felt like they did."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2430958 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)21:29:42" && image=="FemTav1.png")

"moo";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431182 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)23:25:48" && image=="cool alien boobies man.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431203 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)23:41:13" && image=="1406650084522.png")

">>2430761
When did the internet lose the ability to determine between friendship and romance?

I assume Rose and Jade were friends because they treated each other like friends. I assume Jade and Kanaya were friends because we see them becoming friends.

The only thing to distinguish who Jade was better friends with is that she knew Rose for years and Kanaya for a day.

Which has no bearing on quality of cheesecake. Although I'd personally like to see more of Jade and Kanaya just because of how rare that is."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431204 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)23:41:42" && image=="B3D4687E-2D06-4DCB-8A1E-A7C3E7586832.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431207 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)23:45:14")

">>2431203
Rose and Jade never really felt like friends. And especially not to the extent that tumblr is pushing their weird version of JadeRose."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431224 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)00:03:28" && image=="1437625570498.png")

">>2431207
>Rose and Jade never really felt like friends.
I think that's just because Hussie struggled to write dialogue between two women with no romantic subtext.

If you're thinking "wait wasn't 'two women talking' half of the comic?" well that explains a lot, doesn't it?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431225 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)00:04:26" && image=="c@peta.png")

">>2431203
>When did the internet lose the ability to determine between friendship and romance?
I mean you could say that for 99% of all HS ships.
Oh fuck dude they're being halfway cordial towards each other they clearly want to bang."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431227 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)00:04:34")

">>2431204
Oh shit, it's uncensored! Is there a Nepeta one too!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431228 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)00:05:29")

">>2431225
You know, I could probably remove the "HS" modifier there and still be right."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431229 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)00:05:50")

">>2431227
Meant the second one as a question."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431235 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)00:08:45" && image=="D9145081-2C08-42F1-85CD-7F5386A7F11B.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431245 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)00:16:50" && image=="AmericaFuckYeah3.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431246 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)00:17:12")

">>2431235
What a way to start a day. Thank you, anon."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431254 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)00:21:20")

">>2430669
I suppose "guam or wherever the fuck" is technically a US territory?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431262 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)00:24:13" && image=="BurgerTown.png")

">>2431254
Jade's probably not got a birth certificate but she was "born" in the US if we talk about where her meteor landed. Maybe the island is technically part of the US territories.
The jury's out really. As Jade herself says to Dave, she's not sure."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431273 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)00:28:52" && image=="02c47c157e81ee21e655c74816bf037aac1f841f.png")

">>2431262
>americanization
She's still not blonde and her boobs, however big they might turn, are still natural."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431280 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)00:30:42" && image=="muttaries.png")

">>2431273
>are still natural
And god bless them for that."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431286 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)00:31:44")

">>2431273
With America it's about the blonde hair and fake boobs in your heart."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431362 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)00:57:40")

"If meteor landings count as birthplaces, all the Kids except Roxy and Dirk are American citizens technically. If they count as being born in the Veil, none of them are, technically, unless their guardians took them through some sort of naturalization process.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431365 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)00:59:53" && image=="candycornaradia.png")

">>2431362
I'm sure all the kids except maybe Jade have birth certificates that were faked."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431389 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)01:18:46")

">>2431365
I'm sure there's some sort of system in place for children without basic identification in existence to make some as a replacement. Like, Orphans in an actual orphanage probably get a birth certificate somehow."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431406 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)01:28:49" && image=="d154faf2da619d235b63f8ed0a98ca4eef5caad0.jpg")

"Speaking of meteor birth stuff, was it ever explained who raised Bro and Mom (and Rose and Dave in the scratched universe)?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431415 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)01:35:35" && image=="jade sexts.jpg")

">>2431406
Rose and Dave were probably raised by Jade (don't think about the freudian implications and scenarios).
Bro we don't know who raised him but Hussie has all but explicitly stated that Mom was raised by Grandpa. Hence why she's basically Joey and Jude's unofficial big sister."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431419 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)01:38:38")

">>2431406
Nothing I can find on Bro but Mom it is suggested in the author commentary of the books that she was raised by a younger Grandpa and Hiveswap also hints this
I swear to fuck the family tree must look more like a bush"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431422 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)01:41:50" && image=="1516117106266.png")

"Know what Bro was probably raised by Little Cal somehow because that is the scapegoat for everything in homestuck Little Cal did it";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431423 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)01:42:42")

">>2431419
Appropriate given that they're gods."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431430 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)01:47:03")

">>2431422
I found the "big reveal" about Lil Cal to be kinda humorous because it was like well no shit sherlock.
I knew Lil Cal was bad shit since square one."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431431 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)01:47:19")

">>2431419
I mean we've talked about before that if we consider JohnRoxy and DaveJade (the likely endgame candidates), then John is Dave's brother and father, and Jade would be his aunt."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431432 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)01:48:07" && image=="john egbert.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431436 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)01:51:23" && image=="meanwhile at john's.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431441 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)01:56:04")

">>2431431
my head hurts

Ok so like Dad was the one dude who was naturally born in Homestuck right? why dose he look the same pre and post scratch when his parents were different ?
pre Scratch his mom was Nanna or Jane I guess whatever with a unknown father
post scratch his dad was John with a unknown mother!
IM FUCKIN CONFUSED
How can he exist in both?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431444 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)01:57:28")

">>2431441
Dad is a universal constant. The manifestation of dadliness."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431450 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)02:00:33" && image=="5710c468688d40abd8c2392aedb79fddb64edb3a.jpg")

">>2431436
My first commission turned out to be pretty great. The artist is really good at what he does."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431462 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)02:07:53" && image=="sox.png")

">>2431441
Nobody knows. Nobody wants to question it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431467 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)02:09:14" && image=="skilled control.png")

">>2431441
>my head hurts
John is with Roxy. Roxy is Dave's mom. Dave's mom's husband is Dave's dad.
Jade is with Dave. Jade is John's brother. Dave is therefore John's brother-in-law. But John is Dave's father. Dave's father's (John) sister is Jade. Your father's sister is your aunt."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431469 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)02:09:55" && image=="1523428122394.png")

">>2430386
Well, haven't seen the long copypasted intro in a while. I'm okay with this."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431470 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)02:10:12" && image=="https:--www.youtube.com-watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431480 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)02:21:57" && image=="c3ea0ccc5a3db8f56b410a2f33c45d5c70ee356d.png")

">>2431470
What's that supposed to mean?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2431626 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)03:57:29")

">>2430958
Nice. Who paid for this model and how much?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432069 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)11:48:49")

">>2430669
Hey, has anyone heard these rumors about breeding duties getting in some internet slapfight with another artist? My JohnRose server's going crazy because of how problematic it all is and I'm trying to figure out if it's just more rosemary fan bullshit or what."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432082 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)11:56:02")

">>2432069
Man, who cares?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432200 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)12:58:43")

">>2432069
I’m gonna take a wild guess and say it’s the Usual Suspects getting inflamed over fucking nothing as per normal."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432206 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)13:00:47")

">>2432200
You mean literally all internet drama in a nutshell?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432219 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)13:05:01")

">>2432206
Yes, just tumblr flavored."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432418 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)14:15:09")

">>2431626
According to his commissions tab:
>$30 for a new character entirely (not on the list), $15 for a new variation on an existing character (includes genderbent/girl versions of characters)."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432438 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)14:31:28" && image=="acd79694d89cc072046357d0476163ddc7dd59fe.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432515 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)15:16:02")

">>2431204
If you can get more lipstick mark based homestuck images, anon, you will be king."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432527 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)15:19:49" && image=="e97e0bcd67d920b211313890e3266adf850a02b4.png")

">>2432515
There is already another one here >>2431436"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432531 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)15:22:20")

">>2432527
O shit, didn't see. Thanks, anon!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432634 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)16:14:56")

">>2431204
BIG GREEN DICK"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432637 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)16:17:18")

">>2431441
>How can he exist in both?
similar genetics, similar home lives and up bringing + simplistic art style = two different men act and look similar"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432698 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)16:40:21" && image=="f052b1301d6a035fb77f857a08a0bb4ae62d9b90.png")

">>2431441
I've always assumed both Dads were the same person, but adopted rather than biologically related. Nannasprite never mentioned a husband/boyfriend, at least."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432702 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)16:46:43" && image=="FemTavCowbell.png")

">>2432069
The only person who has been pissy in any time recently I can remember is some random Nepeta otherkin who was mad I didn't render yaoi and a bunch of Davekat shippers."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432708 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)16:50:58")

">>2432698
>Nannasprite never mentioned a husband/boyfriend, at least.
it wasn't important"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432717 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)16:54:42" && image=="old people sex.jpg")

">>2432698
>Nannasprite never mentioned a husband/boyfriend, at least.
She did though.
>Besides, now was not the time to revisit a destiny with an old star-crossed lover. She had recently become betrothed to a fine, upstanding gentleman. Soon, she would start a family. No, not one meant for heroism as foretold, but one that would make her happy nonetheless."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432731 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)17:02:49" && image=="older people sex.png")

">>2432717
Oh, whoops. She did have to get the Egbert surname from somewhere."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432739 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)17:06:38")

">>2432702
>nepeta otherkin
Ew."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432870 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)18:30:17" && image=="F7DCF7D0-2489-4FCB-9066-9C8AAE6F465C.png")

">>2431441
I kind of assumed that he was kind of like Lil’ Cal.
...Although, in retrospect, the idea that Dad is, in fact, a Juju is incredibly strange/stupid."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432873 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)18:31:32" && image=="thinking bout getting married and having someone hold her hand.png")

">>2432870
I thought of it less as Dad being identical, and more that Jane and John perceive their dads through identical lenses, since the guardians don't literally look like that."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432885 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)18:47:37")

">>2432870
i wish there was a fic to go with this weird pairing"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432921 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)19:24:08")

">>2431432
I still remember the thread that was posted in"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432932 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)19:30:13")

">>2432717
>Nanna wanted to get knocked up by her (admittedly adopted) brother for years
That's a bit weird."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432933 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)19:31:08" && image=="fancy girl dave.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2432967 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)19:48:45")

">>2431441
>why dose he look the same
humor me this: what does he look like?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2433100 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)21:08:35")

">>2432870
>the idea that Dad is, in fact, a Juju is incredibly strange/stupid.
>is incredibly strange/stupid.
that just sounds like the rest of homestuck"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2433220 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)22:09:04")

">>2432932
For the longest time I thought they were actually related.
I mean what are the chances that 2 white people would both just happen to have black hair, buck teeth, and bad vision."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2433326 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)23:08:41" && image=="1412095459355.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2433333 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)23:09:49" && image=="craddlerobber.png")

">>2433326
There needs to be more cat rose"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2433363 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)23:26:30" && image=="tumblr_pbas7a1kSJ1xoj7pho1_1280.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2433411 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)00:02:27" && image=="tumblr_pbas7a1kSJ1xoj7pho1_1280.png")

">>2433363
minor edit to remove the ask"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2433492 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)00:48:49" && image=="tumblr_p2dzskzXza1wszu9ho1_raw.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2433495 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)00:49:22" && image=="tumblr_o4i418p84a1ts4vt6o1_raw.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2433498 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)00:49:54" && image=="tumblr_ozb1vaPjPl1uaby40o1_raw.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2433907 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)04:46:10")

">>2431224
Rose also apparently resented the shit out of Jade because she actually had powers and cool stuff going on with her life like the dreams on skaia but Rose had to fake her coolness"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2433909 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)04:47:21")

">>2433907
See you could totally work that into repressed lust but they never go for that angle."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2433918 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)04:55:49" && image=="1506681835141.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2433957 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)05:26:30")

">>2433907
Rose had The Ball. It would have been cool if she'd master her grimdark powers and release tentacles on a whim."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2434359 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)10:50:06")

">>2433907
Where did you pick up that? I never really noticed any resentfulness."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2434467 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)12:06:03" && image=="1530874013013.png")

"Can you post big tits, for once ? Thank ya.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2434476 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)12:13:43")

"I'm rereading Homestuck (big mistake, I know), and I forgot how much I like WV's communication to John.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2434521 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)12:51:39")

">>2434467
>for once
You're kidding, right? This is the one thread where it's not 90% big tits and dicks all over that place."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2434559 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)13:07:51" && image=="8oo8s indeed.jpg")

">>2434467
What do you mean for once, that's like half the posts in these threads"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2434699 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)14:22:09")

">>2434521
>90% big tits and dicks all over that place.
PlanetOfJunk's recent output (at least the ones that's been repeatedly requested by his Patreon subscribers) described in nine words."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2434783 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)14:57:05" && image=="tumblr_pbgjwbZoKS1sz4sddo1_raw.png")

"Best ship right there (until both got ruined). Prove me wrong.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2434816 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)15:05:03")

">>2434783
That’s not Vriska/John"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2434844 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)15:12:10" && image=="[HS] [Pancakestein] Vriska Karkat 00.png")

">>2434816
>never even met before dying/10
Nah."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2434846 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)15:12:43" && image=="[HS] [Pancakestein] Vriska Karkat ass 00.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2434848 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)15:13:15" && image=="[HS] [8ucketwhore] Vriska Karkat breasts fucking titgrab 00.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2434856 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)15:15:38" && image=="[HS] [cellmiosis] Vriska Karkat ass spanking 00.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2434859 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)15:16:12" && image=="[HS] [Polyle] Vriska Karkat breasts fucking titgrab 00.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2434861 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)15:16:44" && image=="[HS] [Crablouse] Vriska Karkat KxV breasts femdom penis spidertits toptier 00.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2434967 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)15:41:33")

">>2434783
this should be reversed with karkat taking vriska's cock"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2435332 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)18:04:18" && image=="1524066570804.jpg")

"Gonna go looking for more Friendsim lewds. I'll bring back what I find.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2435342 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)18:06:52" && image=="you_pathetic_worm.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2435345 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)18:08:10" && image=="ardata_azure.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2435413 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)18:33:28" && image=="pau74t7FUm1s5hwn3.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2435419 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)18:36:07" && image=="remele_naamaq.png")

"goddamn captcha making me wait six seconds before showing me another patch of grey that might be a road. Sorry, I'm out, maybe I'll smutpost more later.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2435683 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)20:23:07" && image=="pregnant jade1.jpg")

">tfw no cranky pregnant dog gf";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2435687 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)20:24:36" && image=="boundage jade.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2435758 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)20:54:26")

">>2434783
>>2434967
Both correct

Karkat needs to constantly apologize to Vriska for making her angry, and act like it was his own fault when people ask him where the bruises came form"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2435801 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)21:16:07" && image=="poll mw july.png")

"New poll results. What do you think?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2435802 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)21:17:09")

">>2435801
Only B seems semi-different, these are all garbage though"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2435844 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)21:42:52")

">>2431441

My theory on Dad that no one cares about is that he's the same guy in both universes. One version was adopted by Nanna Egbert and then adopted John in turn, the other was adopted by Poppop Crocker and then adopted Jane in turn.

It's either that or one is biologically Jane's son and one is biologically John's son and they just happen to look and act identically. I suppose that's just as likely in Homestuck."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2435860 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)21:53:05")

">>2435801
I think you need to stop shilling your patreon page, or whatever kike shit you're on about"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2435901 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)22:04:03")

">>2435860
I'm not shilling anything, thats the list of stuff mindwipe is going to draw in july."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2436095 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)23:04:24" && image=="tumblr_n6bragyeBL1rcac2ko1_400.gif")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2436180 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)23:44:48" && image=="vriska bust.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2436201 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)23:51:33")

">>2434359
Iirc Rose explains it to Jade during a feels sesh later in the comic, could be wrong though."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2436202 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)23:52:46")

">>2433957
She only had that after she was being corrupted by the Horrorterrors, she resented Jade long before that happened"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2436247 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)00:17:38" && image=="e71a79b820ae832dee979cb317ce22b23b04e4de.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2436385 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)02:10:58")

">>2435801
>>2435802
Is as if his Patreon subscribers have no taste and are too stubborn to try something new. (i.e. We'll most likely never see any Homesmut from Mindwipe that has any other Homestuck character that hasn't been seen over and over again in his past work and/or different concepts that again hasn't been rehashed over and over again)"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2436485 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)03:06:58")

">>2431431
>JohnRoxy and DaveJade (the likely endgame candidates)
L8L."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2436851 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)08:13:39")

">>2434521
>>2434559
wtf you say we did this 90% of the thread ?
They're goddam small ! It's eitheir this or some fat pics.
No what I mean, is REALLY huge tits on skinny gals."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2437401 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)13:30:07" && image=="broken legs, broken hymen.png")

">>2436485
You're not even using it right."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2437509 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)15:04:44")

">>2436851
honestly that sounds more like /d/ material"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2437593 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)15:58:18")

">>2436851
Found the hyperfag"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2437630 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)16:24:48")

">>2435801
I'm sick of this shit and I'm sick of what Mindwipe mutated into. His earliest works are 10 times better than what he makes now."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2437666 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)16:40:06")

"http://shameful-display.tumblr.com/post/175650917095/a-two-page-comic-commission-of-that-damned";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2437935 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)19:09:52")

">>2437630
It is not up to him what to draw anymore."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2437940 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)19:10:57")

">>2437666
Yeah boiiiiiii
More NTR!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2438210 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)21:52:53" && image=="tumblr_p6w8l0qSXG1wszu9ho1_raw.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2438317 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)23:06:08")

">>2437940
Yeah boi!
Less NTR!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2438381 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)23:44:47" && image=="roseturbation.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2438622 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)02:14:48")

">>2438381
The GOOD SHIT"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2438625 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)02:17:06" && image=="36335845c865e9e15cd9e034b82bbcd6.jpg")

">>2432634
o shit nigger look what you did"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2438630 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)02:26:46" && image=="da88965b3c92e576d3f004af00bd85ce9a5afbc0.png")

">>2432634
You Called"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2438702 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)03:29:15" && image=="tumblr_pbijdlNfPB1sz4sddo2_raw.png")

">>2437935
He can change how things work in his patreon anytime. It is his choice to travel this road.

>>2437666
why not post it?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2438705 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)03:29:49" && image=="tumblr_pbijdlNfPB1sz4sddo1_raw.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2438708 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)03:31:14" && image=="1579718 - Homestuck Kanaya_Maryam MS_Paint_Adventures Zaagn animated.gif")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2438768 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)04:31:48")

"Mindwipe Its like the McDonalds of Homestuck porn, Fast, awful and low quality, you will eat it because there isn't anything better.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2438994 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)08:30:46" && image=="remember when mindwipe was cool.png")

">>2438768
You can do better, anon. I stopped caring about mindwipe's trash like few years ago and never looked back."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2439059 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)09:16:05" && image=="Commission538.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2439087 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)09:33:46")

"Best ship is Big Human Cock vs. poor little grey trolls.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2440017 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)15:25:17")

">>2439087
poor little grey troll boys you mean

but the better pairing is big grey futa cocks x sissy pink boys"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2440025 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)15:31:51" && image=="rosekat.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2440031 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)15:35:58" && image=="JohnRoseWeek1.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2440033 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)15:36:31" && image=="JohnRoseWeek2.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2440052 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)15:40:28" && image=="1529239395994.png")

">>2438994
I don't remember, do godtier clothes include undergarments? I bet Rose would look very hot with her erect nipples seen through her godtier pajamas. They are self-cleaning too, as far as I remember, which grants a great opportunity for quickies.
>>2440033
Good shit, man."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2440062 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)15:45:17" && image=="rabbit sounds.png")

">>2440052
John has underwear but who knows for the others. Jade's extreme hatred of pants probably means she goes it commando."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2440079 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)15:55:50" && image=="fec576cb6566e517a76ad4bfd1c3183052e7f994.png")

">>2440062
>wears a dress, a pair of stockings AND despises panties
I can't even."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2440088 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)15:58:09" && image=="what i didnt forget anything.png")

">>2440079
Pants are the enemy"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2440276 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)17:04:22")

">>2440088
Is Jade wearing Sollux's shirt?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2440280 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)17:06:36")

">>2440062
>hatred of pants
Wait, is this actually a thing or is it just one of those "accepted headcanons"?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2440302 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)17:16:12" && image=="animal girl butts.png")

">>2440280
Jade never wears pants ever in the comic."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2440336 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)17:32:04")

">>2440031
This would be hot if your models weren't generic, dead-inside, and actually looked like the characters."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2440338 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)17:33:20")

">>2440336
K."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2440341 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)17:34:22")

">>2440280
One of those "accepted headcanons", since Jade is never seen wearing pants and she's a feral dog girl."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2440348 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)17:39:15" && image=="tumblr_pbk6yvXZF31u93la1o5_1280.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2440396 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)17:56:27" && image=="6a67427cd01aea57b20c908901d34ced4a181735.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2440403 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)17:59:07")

">>2440396
I'm okay with this."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2440533 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)18:49:04")

">>2440338
I sincerely hope one day all the criticism you are getting will breach that thick skull of yours and get into your brain. Wherther you survive it is irrelevant though."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2440544 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)18:53:47")

">>2440396
I don't understand it but I'm not complaining."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2440615 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)19:16:31" && image=="1414718068435.jpg")

">>2440276
Rare to see Sollux smut that isn't Feferi or Karkat."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2440627 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)19:22:10" && image=="flashjade.jpg")

">>2440615
You mean Eridan. Or Karkat.

>>2440533
lol"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2440987 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)22:36:34" && image=="roxy's_pussy_;3.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2441123 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)23:26:49" && image=="tumblr_p3jvqzn3iZ1wkb88jo1_1280.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2441142 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)23:36:00" && image=="beech.png")

">johnrose week suddenly brings out a shitload of people
Guess this whole ship is more popular than I thought"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2441165 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)23:51:37" && image=="8f8aaa86a0ef3a7beb4fdeeca776c4f4cfa69489.png")

">>2441142
Well, it's straight and it's not incest, what is here not to love? (I still prefer john/roxy though)"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2441178 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)23:56:26" && image=="sample_e1bd27167a516780f8542d4887a0a356.png")

">>2441142
there's a dedicated johnrose week? huh?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2441221 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)00:25:25" && image=="johnisboredwithhishalfnakedgirlfriend.png")

">>2441178
Yeah."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2441255 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)00:38:07" && image=="fccaf7ff27dd8f73ce2672d39a463b0d6d394eeb.png")

">>2441221
Any specific reason for it?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2441311 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)01:08:51" && image=="roserapingjohn.png")

">>2441255
I think it's the anniversary of seer descend?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2441349 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)01:24:09")

">>2441311
Seer: Descend was on March 30th, if my calendar is right."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2441385 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)01:46:45" && image=="johns erectile dysfunction.jpg")

">>2441349
No fucking clue then"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2441389 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)01:48:24" && image=="chio.png")

">>2438630
>Cocknaya tenderly washing her dick before she hollows out Rose for the 10th time that night"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2441406 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)01:58:24" && image=="lj6YKWupsSY2PKsYU3QHZggYByzPUD32iRWIds4xaKdhtUzOYJvfoyP67Bs2kwsx.png")

">normal body proportions
>nepeta
lads im scared"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2441470 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)02:49:55" && image=="b3d8ddfdc043fe80a04ccc27980aeaaea5bea372.jpg")

">>2441389
It's sufficient to satisfy anybody interested."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2441504 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)03:12:30")

">>2441470
This is the picture that made me realize I like dicks after hating futa and being totally indifferent to men for all my life before."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2441598 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)03:58:27" && image=="4db39fd48c1d26b861a05854d4ebd67ee43811b4.png")

">>2441504
You are
Welcome
I guess?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2442024 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)09:33:44")

"Anyone gonna post Mom Lalonde, or are all those pics ones we've seen before?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2442105 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)10:44:50" && image=="1280.png")

">>2442024
Yea they are all pretty old."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2442314 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)12:55:53")

">>2442105
tiny head"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2442317 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)12:57:12")

">>2442314
giant hat"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2442633 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)15:04:51")

">>2442317
compare her head to shoulders. looks off to me"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2442637 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)15:07:08")

"There needs to be more porn of Joey Claire.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2442714 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)15:46:58" && image=="1514598627610.jpg")

"So what happened to Feferi, anyway? If I remember correctly, after she got blasted by Eridan she just... kind of entirely stopped appearing, right? I think that makes her the only one to not meet their dancestor unless I'm forgetting somebody.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2442718 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)15:49:48")

">>2442714
Err, excluding the spite versions, which I would count as entirely different characters personally."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2442811 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)16:27:39" && image=="6493c2d8618f54ae0828a37e194c9160033fa4e5.png")

">>2442714
>>2442718
Feferi appeared on the pirate ship alongside Meenah and Vriska after Fefetasprite exploded. Meenah thinks she's "so cute" but doesn't talk to her much because her "royal blood" makes her want to "stab her to death so she dont threaten [her] supremacy"."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2442953 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)17:35:47")

">>2442637
Then have Hussie start writing her"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2443211 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)19:38:30" && image=="901310 - Feferi_Peixes Homestuck Jade_Harley MS_Paint_Adventures.png")

"If Hussie wanted to sell Pisces shirts so badly, I wish he would have given Feferi at least a background role in the ghost army. She could have been the Horrorterror liaison or something, since that plot was more or less dropped.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2443623 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)22:50:09" && image=="025f81fa26a91f4e6d564ad54d6d5ca9756952b9.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2443747 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:43:15" && image=="c1bca3ef0f0aab3eee3e2dfb8d92eb4ba91582e6.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2443749 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:43:24")

">>2442953
He did (or is in act two)"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2443751 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:44:29" && image=="break yo dick.jpg")

">>2443749
>act 2
>coming out
Lol"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2443817 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)00:17:52")

">>2443751
>jade is a guy with tits glued on
what a surprise"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2443829 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)00:27:40" && image=="big woof.png")

">>2443817
>big and muscular = a guy
I pity you"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2443842 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)00:38:22")

">>2443829
Muscular men and woman have different body types
big and muscular =/= a guy
big and that kind of muscular = a guy"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2443847 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)00:40:24" && image=="nep_nep_danger.jpg")

"I really miss homestuck porn
I'm not a very good artist but does anyone have any lewd ideas they wouldn't mind a ten minute doodle of? depending on my own horrifying kinks I guess."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2443854 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)00:43:21")

">>2443847
[spoiler]Jade absentmindedly rubbing Bec's belly with her feet and not noticing his dick.[/spoiler]

wow that felt good to get out there. these lewd shitposts bottle up for years now that hsg is gone"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2443868 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)00:52:31")

">>2443854
Instead just make it Jade getting a bellyrub"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2443880 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:00:13")

">>2443868
Jade must have gigantic tits and be pregnant, of course."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2443889 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:03:03" && image=="you fucked up.jpg")

">>2443880
Ideally."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2443896 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:04:48")

">>2443854
That's my ideal kink. I might try to take more than ten minutes and actually get something halfway pleasant here, but don't get your hopes up."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2443932 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:14:18")

">>2443896
thanks anon. i will cherish it no matter what"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2443944 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:18:42")

">>2443889
And here I thought Dave wanted a big family"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2443952 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:24:26")

">>2443944
All at once is an entirely different ballgame though."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2443954 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:26:21")

">>2443944
I like grape juice but I wouldn't want to drink five gallons of it in one go."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2443987 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:43:39" && image=="Image (10).jpg")

">>2443932
Thanks for the emotional support for such a little scribble. I was super anxious about even asking for ideas -- just trying to work on my fundamentals at the moment."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2444008 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:52:43")

">>2443987
thank you anon! i will now fap for the second time tonight"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2444013 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:54:13")

">>2444008
That's the best compliment I've gotten in years, thanks friend-o. I'll try to stop by more often and find some niche fetishes to doodle."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2444496 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)07:55:26")

">>2440533
he does listen to criticisms. his figures are by far some of the best I have seen. Sure, some of them still need improvement, but overall his Dave and Jade for example are quite natural."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2444504 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)08:09:25")

"http://kanrose.tumblr.com/post/175634567051/do-not-forget-your-roots-simba
yep, this one's going in my cringe compilation"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2444649 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)08:18:30" && image=="1c25fe8b0e894ea4d0d59bcb5abaac1dd2c83695.jpg")

">>2444504
> not expecting something like this from tumblr"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2444657 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)08:26:16" && image=="tumblr_nkxemaO7UT1u8e722o1_1280.jpg")

">>2444649
it's fucking depressing either way.

I can't believe some people have fucking reverence for fucking rosemary as if it was some groundbreaking moment of writing. It was poorly done webcomic lesbians #53933083.
Let alone that Ruby and Sapphire are garbage characters in their own right. But you know that's not the comparison the person was going for"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2444697 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)08:50:34")

">>2437401
who's the artist of this?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2444731 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)09:21:23")

">>2444496
his dave looks like a gay californian redneck and his jade has a permament dead eyes syndrome and terrible teeth - she looks like a caricature rather than a person.."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2444843 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)10:45:26" && image=="too_hot_for_clothes.png")

"not smut, but I can't post this to a blue board";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2445077 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)13:07:01")

">>2443847
john in a dress suckin dicks"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2445214 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:47:41" && image=="RUMBLE DICK.png")

">>2444657
Dumb teenagers tend to ascribe Homestuck as some landmark gay work despite it not being anything close, that's been a thing for several years now.
Homestuck taught me that if you even pay basic lipservice to these idiots they'll bend over backwards and write massive essays justifying even the shittiest parts of your work."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2445288 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)15:28:35" && image=="tMjOM8BMw9cIaW7Bt8nRlAU9jhLdq7OnxZQLHwEfMlDTHxgI8STQZN6x-0KcI0K6.png")

"forgot to post this last night sorry dudes";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2445296 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)15:31:52")

">>2445288
Bottom left profile picture actually looks cute."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2445341 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)15:57:54")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2445364 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)16:11:19" && image=="the fish.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2445413 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)16:36:58" && image=="Strip ET.png")

">>2444657
>It was poorly done webcomic lesbians #53933083.
I mean femdom and xenophilic lesbians are probably Hussie's fetish, if Mindfang's journal is any indication. I don't think anyone gets points for putting their fetishes into their work."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2445425 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)16:40:52")

">>2445413
I love the implication that it is somehow 2 player ET"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2445450 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)16:50:09")

">>2445425
Misery loves company."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2445451 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)16:50:50")

">>2445450
Funky you sex pump"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2445629 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)18:03:46" && image=="slurp.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2445631 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)18:04:45" && image=="dave hot.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2445633 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)18:05:07")

">>2445413
>strip ET
But
How"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2445634 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)18:05:41" && image=="dicks out for harambe.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2445638 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)18:06:18" && image=="want it anal.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2445644 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)18:07:17" && image=="rim.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2445652 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)18:08:28" && image=="ride or die.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2445657 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)18:09:45" && image=="dirkjake.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2445658 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)18:10:28" && image=="dirk is a top.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2445660 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)18:10:49")

">>2445634
God Fucking DAm that filename
why is the fuckng dead monkey meme still so funny"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2445663 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)18:11:18" && image=="Green slime x vriska.png")

">>2445633
Nobody knows, that's the fun"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2445836 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:36:20")

">>2445288
Aside from another retread by POJ of the unrealistically-sized genitals, it's not that bad for once."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2446282 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:57:57" && image=="jakejade.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2446421 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:01:47" && image=="John_toon.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2446425 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:06:51" && image=="roxy dies.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2446480 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:39:24" && image=="she prefers the term petite.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2446520 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:02:08")

">>2446480
cool moustache, bad dialogues"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2446539 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:13:45")

">>2446480
Could've shrinked him and stuff into her vagania.
Shorties are cute though."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2446552 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:18:58")

">>2446539
Suffocating someone on your vagina seems a more fitting punishment"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2446644 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:02:17")

">>2446480
>tfw no short gf who is stronger than you and smothers you with her hairy vag
everyday I find more reasons to die"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2446763 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:27:26" && image=="showerjade.jpg")

":p";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2446766 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:29:07" && image=="tumblr_meaip1cDpC1rpf0jmo2_1280.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2446826 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)03:17:34")

">>2446763
Cute and gross."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2446827 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)03:18:26")

">>2446763
Remove the unneeded body hair and I'd woof it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2446898 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)04:17:53" && image=="1451714233857.jpg")

">>2440533
>all the criticism"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2446922 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)04:37:20")

">>2446898
He doesn't render any sort of mlm"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2447004 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)05:37:21")

">>2440533
>Trying to argue with the autistic 3d fag
Don't even bother"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2447043 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)05:50:35")

">>2447004
At least he does something instead of whinning over shit all the time."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2447045 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)05:51:48")

">>2447043
>"Dude could you stop shitting all over my floor?"
>"WELL AT LEAST HES DOING SOMETHING HUR""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2447046 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)05:56:17")

">>2447045
It's not ""your"" thread, you know?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2447047 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)06:00:38")

">>2447004
you do realise that you're in the minority right ? The last time an idiot threw a fit over his work said idiot spammed for two threads until he got bored, leaving while everyone called him an autist"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2447052 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)06:03:28")

">>2447046
and I guess you love having it full of shit, dont you?
>>2447047
>you do realise that you're in the minority right ?
No? yes? It's Homestuck fanbase so dead to the point theres people jerking off to this poor excuse of porn?

I mean, just doodle shit over real pics like Terezi and call it Homestuck porn too then I guess."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2447089 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)06:45:58")

">>2446763
I'm love her so much?? <3333"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2447168 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)07:19:46")

">>2431422
Pyralsprite, you scoundrel!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2447422 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:46:55")

">>2443817
>>2443829
>>2443842
Well that Dave has a trans binder on in that picture, so he has a vagina. Obviously Jade has a dick there for max progressive points."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2447433 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:54:10")

">>2447422
oh fuck it is a binder! I thought it was just like a wife beater"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2447845 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:14:59")

">>2447433
Pretty sure it is a wife beater"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2448026 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:21:40")

">>2446763
>:p"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2448215 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:44:47" && image=="creampup.png")

">>2448026
;P"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2448340 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:29:15" && image=="the secret to getting catgirls to like you.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2448449 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:58:11")

">>2448340
thats something Rose would say /s"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2448487 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:11:14" && image=="catclaws.png")

">>2448449
I'm not sure you actually "say" a purr."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2448498 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:16:31")

">>2448487
purrrhaps"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2448601 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:51:23" && image=="1495993785027.jpg")

">>2446763
>Armpit hair
Classy
>Side burns
I also love Asian girls
>Leg stubble
Eh, now your losing me
>Chest hair
Nope, lost me
>Happy trials into bush combo
It might be nice if the fucking image wasn't censored.

4/10 Good concept, classic tumblr lack of execution."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2449055 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:51:32" && image=="5cd68886ae722966fb81e1cff715eb66562edbbe.png")

">>2443987
This looks lovely, anon. Thank you for your contribution in these darkest of times."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2449087 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:00:32")

">>2446425
finally, some quality callie porn"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2449181 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:24:44")

">>2448215
Yeah but jade with white fur instead of pubes is cute. It's like Samus with feather pubes"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2449184 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:25:44" && image=="whoopsydoodle.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2449540 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:50:40" && image=="GvtFNcY-eBPNmoP6xydOPFDvwwaTqXNkUEEdpgcQmX1mpmMCPhpCFyCtEQxI5UPr.png")

"I'm sort of hyped for this one. i liked the previous pics in the series too";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2449594 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:08:20" && image=="1511309507446.png")

">>2433333
Quints demand it
(Yes I know its Roxy, shut up)"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2449977 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:38:58" && image=="Vriska-Serket-Homestuck-MS-Paint-Adventures-фэндомы-4368428.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2450053 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:50:14" && image=="dunk stroodle.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2450804 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:27:31")

">>2450053
>dick looks like it's infected or burnt
I never understood why a lot of tumblr artists (and some others) do discolored genitals, it looks off-putting"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2451077 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:04:23")

">>2446763
its like you intentionally made it bad"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2451315 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:55:56")

">>2450804
Because they're fujos who have never seen a real penis."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2451483 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:02:05" && image=="tumblr_pbqqx42tEE1xun5afo1_1280.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2451510 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:11:22" && image=="BoringParty.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2451537 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:22:52" && image=="milkies.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2452027 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:24:03")

">>2447845
Wife beaters aren't belly shirts."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2452039 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:30:42")

">>2449540
Mindwipe's stuff is evocative of blow up sex dolls. Overinflated, completely lifeless and only liked by manchildren with no taste or shame."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2452046 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:35:38")

">>2452039
Yeah, yeah, we get it. Go whine on tumblr properly like a big girl."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2452100 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:59:50")

">>2447052
you have the big autism b0ss"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2452134 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:12:54")

">>2451510
Rose doesn't work well with a red dress I think"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2452549 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:50:11")

">>2452100
epic"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2452851 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)07:39:29")

">>2449184
Sauce?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2454252 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)20:14:43" && image=="suns out buns out.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2454267 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)20:19:47" && image=="knock up roxy in the woods.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2454281 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)20:24:07" && image=="ded14b2061c248f40f7766ce1ec3f8122d37b066.png")

">>2454267
It's actually better than the Rose's one."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2454343 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)21:06:44")

">>2454281
Well yeah, Roxy is a better version of Rose"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2454472 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)22:04:43" && image=="1C347887-29DC-4820-8B8C-8E9E73AD0EA7.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2454482 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)22:07:46")

">>2454252
>pawprint tattoo
Niiiiice"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2454490 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)22:10:32" && image=="20862CED-6BDB-4AF1-95E6-70C4629B6F5C.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2454595 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)23:10:39")

">>2454490
sauce?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2454647 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)23:40:16")

">>2449055
Thank you for the validation. It just takes a little to keep me going these days."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2454727 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:07:08")

"So basically this is the only place to talk about the comic since /co/ threads are impossible, right?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2454733 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:10:59" && image=="796ace1051fa3fb7178be3bbd37002fe5f00b50f.png")

">>2454727
There was one several days ago. But yeah, it is, apart from infinitechan."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2454740 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:14:11")

"Anyone got fic requests they want done? I'll write them! Only thing I won't write is scat, gore, vore, or anything where a character ends up mortally wounded or some shit.

Just looking to step up my porn writing and characterization game, so gimmie some ideas and I'll link it when it's finished!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2454750 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:18:35")

">>2454733
Serketchan is really not a homestuck discussion board. It's a chatroom for tripfags from the old /hsg/."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2454754 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:22:20" && image=="DomesticLife.png")

">>2454727
Not like there's ever anything new to talk about."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2454855 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)01:12:02")

">>2454740
aranea footjob"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2454874 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)01:20:43" && image=="5e598a875303ecce2d69fc4229a1158e975a342e.png")

">>2454740
do you do gay shit
cause i really want john or karkat being forcibly feminized and taking huge futa cocks"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2454925 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)01:57:50" && image=="roxycondy.png")

">>2454740
roxy being the condesces dress up doll"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2455219 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:57:14" && image=="98867756-B4FA-4E7C-81C7-6FDDBBFDA686.png")

">>2454595
Valavari"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2455413 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)08:11:34")

">>2455219
>>2454490
>phoneposting
>not even the full-size versions
kys"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2455700 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)11:40:26")

"https://groundcoffeemug.tumblr.com/post/175874508803/its-almost-5-am-lel";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2455791 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)12:35:53" && image=="20180714_113405.gif")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2457416 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)00:42:26")

"NEW THREAD: >>2457401";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2458231 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)09:45:18")

">>2454267
Source?"
;


}
}