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class Thread extends Board{
public void EmptyTitle(OP Anonymous){

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int postNumber = "19771970";
String image = "C8CDNUiVUAANXjl.png";
String date = "07/12/18(Thu)16:12:46";
String comment = ">unlock life's greatest achievement and finally get a qt virgin girlfriend
>she absolutely refuses to have sex
>she also refuses to do anything other than holding hands and closed-mouth kissing
>she's constantly criticizing me for suggesting that we just make out because she think I'm a sex pervert who'll trick her into having sex
>have to constantly walk around with a hard dick and swollen nuts
>she shames me for getting hard when we get "intimate" while holding hands during a movie
>she also accuses me of being a pornography masturbator who gets his rocks off by watching other degenerates who have sex on camera and probably involve urine and feces and animals

>all this because I just want to maybe touch her titty for a bit and also yes I do want to have sex or at least just like get into mutual masturbation but she absolutely refuses anything other than hand-holding and polite kissing

now what"

public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19771982 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:16:38")

"Did you wish on the monkey paw, anon?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19771987 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:18:47")

Lol damn bro you gonna be blue balled forever"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19771990 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:19:01")

You have yourself a keeper, Anon, She clearly wants it after marriage or something which will significantly increase your bond with each other so just stick your neck out and take it, Just don't get caught masturbating."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772005 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:24:08")

seems like we've just been growing apart cause everytime I get a boner or suggest something like cuddling during a movie she'll sit at the end of the couch and cross her arms and avoid even looking at me until I get my "head on straight"

plus I don't really want to get married I don't see the point idk

yeah i guess"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772012 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:26:15")

Random question, but she does know that boners just happen right? A natural reaction and such..

Also was she abused or molested? Could explain her hesitancy and dislike of the subject"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772015 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:27:39")

Well, stand up for what you believe.
Next time she does that, say "Look, I wanted to have a great time and to me this is having a great time. Apparently, we aren't on the same page so forget the whole thing." and walk away.

At that point, either break up or only give her attention if she "wants to have a great time". Otherwise, don't waste your time and find an actual woman.

For all of you tards, that's why virgins are terrible. Your insecurities are meaningless once you understand that training a virgin is a massive pain."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772021 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:29:59")

yeah but not they don't just happen out of nowhere unless you've just started puberty or something, obviously they happen cause I'm sitting with her and thinking about what it'd be like to make out with her


uh I think not she is religious and typically it's boys who get molested at church and bible camp"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772023 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:31:06")

Eh, fair enough. Though usually the religious ones are massive whores."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772044 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:38:31")

If you're down with never having sex and being shamed for being a normal fucking dude, then yeah stay with her as long as she makes you happy.

Otherwise, leave my dude. It doesn't matter how cute she is if you can never touch her"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772059 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:45:18")

Shame, criticism, and accusations, as a means of conversation, are counterproductive.

If she's not making you a better person, she quite definitely may be making you worse whether intentionally or not.

In a loving relationship, neither spouse would even think to put themselves above the other, even just in thought. God is above them both, after all.

With that in mind, their focus would surely be living righteously, together. What a pleasure it would be to serve the person you love, and them serve you back, together serving God.

I really don't see why God wouldn't want you two to breed like rabbits, unless you two weren't meant to be."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772067 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:46:36")

it's a coin toss apparently cause she was dishing out gossip about the other girls at church and which ones are fake born-again virgins and which ones are technically virgins but have sucked dudes which she finds absolutely disgusting

I asked her if she'd like me to go down on her and not have to suck me either like I'd happily go down on her all day everyday and she was like "ew! and kiss me with that mouth after? drink from my cups? there's isn't enough mouthwash for that!"


I guess but I can already see her crying and calling me a sex pervert who only cares about more about his dick than her does about her"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772074 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:49:39")

thanks for the kind words but I'm not christian or want to only have sex just to have kids"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772075 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:49:42")

"I can't imagine what it must be like to go through that. Sorry for the lack of advice, but here's some empathy for you, OP.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772091 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:57:33")

What a prude. Holy shit. You are all absolutely fucking retarded."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772105 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:03:07")

but she's pure, and she said that maybe within a year we could sometimes kiss with tongue"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772114 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:07:20")

This is why virgin girlfriends are a bit of a meme, especially if you, the hypocrite you are, want to have a sexual relationship. Trust me OP, this is the type of woman who even when married will only have sex for the sole reason of getting kids, she won't enjoy it.

You guys clearly have different wants. Either compromise and don't fuck until marriage or leave her and get another girl."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772122 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:09:12")


Her mouth isn't special. Her vagina isn't special. You're so overrating sex and anything sexual. It's pathetic."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772132 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:11:19")

"Uh, break the fuck up? She sounds crazy.

>life's greatest achievement

Proof you're a moron."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772151 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:17:29")

why am I a hypocrite I'm a virgin too"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772153 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:18:00")

>she's constantly criticizing me for suggesting that we just make out because she think I'm a sex pervert who'll trick her into having sex
And she's right. You open the thread by calling this life's greatest achievement."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772156 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:19:37")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772162 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:20:51")

uhm yeah her body is special cause it hasn't been defiled by a dozen smelly penises"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772173 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:23:31")

I don't want to trick her into having sex or anything I just think it'd be fun if we could cuddle and I could feel her boob or something in a non sexual way instead of just sitting and holding hands"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772178 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:24:29")

So if they were freshly clean and perfumed you'd be ok with it? No, you just want your penis to be the one that "defiles" her. Newsflash: her vagina is way grosser than your dick ever will be. Women are disgusting creatures, anon, which is why they do their best to cover things up with makeup and perfume."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772181 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:25:09")

Because you want to fuck her before marriage, despite her beliefs. She sounds like a psycho, true, but you're a dickhead for trying to take her virginity anyway.

Here she was, holding onto it all these years, only for you to take it away? Like who the fuck are you? If you're not going to be her husband then just break up now cause you're not getting pussy.

The world doesn't revolve around you and it's disgusting that you who wants a 'pure virgin waifu' is so willing to corrupt it and steal it from her. It shows the only reason you want a virgin is so your insecurities about your self-perceived incompetence and inferiority don't get in the way."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772183 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:26:02")

uhm I might be a virgin but I've seen vaginas on the internet before okay"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772185 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:26:46")

Pffftt hahahahahahahaha"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772217 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:41:28")

Whatever you do, don't try talking to her. There's nothing to be gained from discussing your issues, and neither is you will be able to explain why you're having this issue. It's honestly preferable to go in circles on it until you resent one another enough to break up, at least then you'll be free to find someone who gets you."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772230 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:47:02")

"Who could have possibly imagined such an outcome?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772240 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:49:02")

but what are the odds of me getting another virgin qt gf"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772254 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:54:02")

is she super christian or something? raised for a life of chastity? did she want to be a fucking nun?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772281 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:59:02")

"it's normal for virgin girls to be reluctant because they've never been horny and they've never experience anything sexual. I don't know man, I had a girlfriend and at first we were in a call and I just said "I wonder if I could make you wet" or something to that effect, but it sounds like your girlfriend is completely against it. it took a while, but now my girlfriend is horny 24/7 and she worships my dick and stuff [spoiler]a little too much desu[/spoiler]";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772316 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:06:39")

No, idiot. You're just a sex pervert and a fool because the only thing you wanted from a girl is for her to be cute and be a virgin. Now you're paying the consequences."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772357 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:24:47")

>unlock life's greatest achievement and finally get a qt virgin girlfriend
>she absolutely refuses to have sex

You realize you just venerated her for her pride status, and then proceeded to bitch about her atin in line with that status right?

Pick one:
>be abstinent guy who believes in waiting til marriage and wants someone who believes the same
>don’t give a fuck, and is with someone who equally doesn’t give a fuck.

You can’t really rightly complain about a quality that you specifically seemed out and valued highly...

If you are, then maybe that wasn’t all that important to you to begin with and you need to reasses what your draw is to her, because apparently reality isn’t matching up to what you actually want and need."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772375 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:34:10")

"OP you're a bit retarded. focus on slowly building your relationship with her and do stuff together and love and all that gay shit. it's gonna take months before she wants to fuck you and even then you're going to have to be gentle and ease her into it. she's saving herself for the right guy and you're complaining that she won't just fuck you";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772450 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:58:17" && image=="26 Hilariously Clever Christian Memes _ ChurchPOP(1).jpg")

Sounds like a smart girl but not too smart. She should have already taken the garbage out but nope still with you, she can do better.
Hope you like waiting until marriage or pic."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772460 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:04:15")

">life's greatest achievement is getting a woman
she's taken miles of cock already, but she knew you are a pussy-worshiping virgin who would put out and not demand any return."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772466 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:06:42")

not every woman is your oneitis anon, I know it's easier to pretend they're all bad so you don't feel as pathetic, but you're lying to yourself"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19772997 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:49:39")

For the sake of that girl, leave her. You clearly don't think of her as anything but a sex object and she obviously doesn't want to be that. You will never get what you want and neither will she."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19773186 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:08:44")

"Another victim of muh pure virgin meme.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19773311 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:58:02")

More like he's setting himself up for a dead and unsatisfying sex live."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19773350 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:13:14")

"So glad my gf is what this site considers a "slut".";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19773364 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:17:05")

Lmao this
>muh I want a virgin gf not an used slut
>why won't you let me touch ur tittie :((( I deserve it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19773391 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:24:50")

I'm lmaoing at this whole thread jesus kekk
Average 4chan user logic"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19773415 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:31:28")

"I'm gonna think about OP next time I'm orgasming thak you :^) enjoy your misery";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19773432 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:34:36" && image=="1447822711315.png")

">get a virgin gf by accident, had just assumed she been with other guys
>I'm her first kiss
>she's shy, takes awhile to get used to stuff
>be patient with her
>try to have sex 3 months in, can't; combination of size, nerves, and apparently plenty of brands of tampon are terrible for you, so be aware ladies
>she just swallows my cum every night now"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19773461 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:46:21")

>falling for the virgin gf meme
>not realizing that she doesn't want any of it
holy fucking shit dude, you're dense. leave her. you obviously want sex and she doesn't.
>maybe within a year we could sometimes kiss with tongue
oh my fucking god you are hopeless.
dude, it doesn't take that long for any girl to fucking make out with tongue. she clearly doesn't want any of it. fuck's sake.
the fact that you're willing to wait one whole year just for the hopes of kissing with tongue is absolutely disgraceful.
who the fuck cares. you're putting way too much importance on the fact that she's "pure" and "virgin" and "cute".
the next girl you want is a sane, stable girl who's willing to have sex with you.

holy shit, i hope this is bait.
if not, then OP is going to rape his gf, 100% guarantee"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19773475 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:52:16")

The way these usually end is, OP will date her for 1-2 years without so much as a kiss. Then she will dump him and find a new guy and lose her virginity to him within a week."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19773518 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:06:35")

">want a virgin girlfriend
>act shocked and surprised when she doesn't want to have sex with you before marriage
For fuck sake anon, what did you expect? Do you think that you're some special snowflake and everyone is going to bend their moral compass to accommodate your dick?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19773616 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:59:23")

Fucking this
>w-what do you m-mean you want to be pure and not have sex. I-I want sex"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19774224 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)08:59:13")

I agree with most of this, but selfishness isn't wrong and you shaming him for it proves you've a lot to learn too."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19774248 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)09:07:33")

"Same situation except we do everything except sex.

Shit sucks. I want to rail her so bad and she loves dry humping so much."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19774251 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)09:08:37")


legit only time ive felt pepe"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19774367 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)10:04:42")

Came just to post this."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19774483 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)10:48:35")

>virgin assumes that you look at nasty animal and poop porn because you are a pervert

god shes right. i odnt look at anything that nasty but it does get nasty time from time. shes right im inpure and gross. how do i fix this?

the other day i was doing good and i told myself i wouldn't be a slut or want anything perverted and i actually talked to a nice girl for once. the next day i woke up and i was off the wagon again wanting to just fuck until my dick falls off and fuck anything with a nice pair of tits"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19774876 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)12:59:30" && image=="i-dont-know-what-i-expected-gif-10.gif")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19774882 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:01:52")

"This thread is hilarious.

Way to fuck up and build your beliefs off of a Mongolian basket weaving bulletin board, OP."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19774909 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:08:32")

"why is this thread still up please stop shaming me";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19775393 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)15:51:13")

Lmaoing at your life senpai"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19775401 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)15:53:29")

Dump her ass"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19775471 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:08:57")

"lmao do you think she got to this point by putting out for the next best schmuck (in this case you)?
You absolute retard lmao, you'll get NONE until she dumps your ass and lets the next guy fuck her ass and throat within a week."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19775504 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:20:35")


Well god help you OP, because that sucks ass. When i got my first girlfriend we were both virgins and i had to walk around with blue balls for roughly 4 months before she finally wanted to have sex.

My advice to you is, it's ok if she wants to take things slow. However, be clear about what your needs are and the fact that you need to get them fullfilled at some point. Don't do stupid stuff like waiting before marriage. I't give it a few more months to see if the situation changes.

If it doesn't, you might wanna break up for it. A sexless relationship is no relationship"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19775611 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:57:52")

She's getting chad and blacked. Leave her."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19775617 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)17:01:39" && image=="1409874799184.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19775620 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)17:02:54")

Wellp, you owe it to yourself. You got yourself into this mess and you can get yourself out.

If you people would just listen to the shit that gets in between the lines once in a while..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19775653 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)17:12:54")

You want to know what's in between the lines definitely not fucking straight up words or letters or numbers"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19775690 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)17:24:59")

this is such a load of shit."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19776102 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)20:08:20")

Those girls are fucking closet masturbators

Take my advice, I was once in the exact same situation,

Find another girl and cheat on that bitch."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19776110 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)20:09:29")

Dude just find another chick, she will find some other guy blow him and you'll look like an assshole"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19776181 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)20:32:30" && image=="1531277828373.jpg")

>women should remain virgins until marriage to remain pure for neckbeards like me
>my girlfriend is a virgin and won't have sex with me! H-how could this happen?!?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19776283 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)21:15:52")

"Just say if she ain't ready to take it to the bedroom after a reasonable amount of dates and time then it's time to cut her out chief";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19777274 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)05:11:13")


Yea because that's all that matters in life huh?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19777279 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)05:14:25")

So it's not like in the VIsual Novels....
Fuck then."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19777329 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)05:52:49")

">be me
>unlock life's greatest achievement and finally get a qt virgin girlfriend
>long distance relathionship
>she visit me after 4months
>night time
>both of us horny af after making out for 12hours
>she want some fuck
>say fuck it and go for it
>mom thinks im some weird creepo who forces depressed girls into sex
>still got laid tho"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19777352 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)06:08:13")

And you believed her when she said she was a virgin? Lel"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19777376 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)06:27:41")

based gf, neck yourself if you can't wait"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19777695 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)08:54:08")

>wanting to have sex with your girlfriend means you only see her as a sex object

How far up your ass must your head be to say this."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19777697 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)08:55:08")

He could just be 15. Remember how many of us were like that when we were kids."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19777793 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)09:45:28")

8/10 answer"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19777799 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)09:48:39")


What you do is get off 4chan trying to look for answers and make the decision that you feel is best for you. Stay with her, move on who cares cause in the end no one is getting laid."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19778134 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)12:22:40")

Marry her and then have sex, degenerate."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19779273 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)18:56:31")

meh, when I was 15 I didn't care about my (nonexistant, of course) gf being a virgin and when I did care, I wanted for her to wait as well"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19779356 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)19:15:57")

You wish a lifetime of an unhappy sexless marriage on him? Gtfo."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19779376 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)19:22:32")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19779459 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)19:44:25")

A good sex life certainly does strengthen the bond with your partner."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19779670 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)20:55:08")

"Dude seriously if she's shaming you for your bodies natural reaction say that you're not thinking of sex if you aren't and that it's ridiculous that she criticise you. You chose a virgin which I understand the difficulty of, that being said you also chose the difficulty. It's what makes a virgin worth it. If you didn't want a girl that could keep it in her pants why even date a virgin? Let her know you're cool with the no sex if you pull your head out of your ass and get some self respect but tell her that when it happens she just needs to fucking be patient just like you are with her. Can't handle that, then get a fucking slut you degenerate. Take pussy off the pedestal for fucks sake.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19779673 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)20:56:35")

"Also if she's saying you watch animal porn when you haven't been caught watching animal porn then dump her right the fuck now you cuck. She's clearly fucking dogs or something on the side if that's immediately where her mind goes. Seriously that'd be some psychotic shit";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19779695 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)21:03:08")

This is what you /adv/ KV incel fucksticks want."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19779710 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)21:08:35" && image=="Muscles Roshi.gif")

Obviously only one answer here.

Show that bitch some muscles. Bitches love muscles. Muscles enable rape. Therefore bitches love rape. She's just trying to get you to give her what she loves.

Long story short.....


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19779713 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)21:09:40")

>She clearly wants it after marriage or something which will significantly increase your bond with each other
This is my favorite meme."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19779732 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)21:18:11")

Dude you got yourself a good girl.

Don't be fucking stupid and fuck this up because you think you can get better pussy.

Oh, she is super aware of your hard and horny dick. She's just innocent and in control at the time. Just play your cards right and subtly push."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19780168 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)23:28:31")

is she fucking 10 yrs old?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19780211 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)23:44:15")

"please stop replying to my thread it's embarassing and my girlfriend was super mad and made me buy her flowers as an apology but she's still mad";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19780263 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)00:00:55")

Funny how virgin chasers think that after marriage she will suddenly turn into a constantly horny sex loving slut for him."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19780301 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)00:13:22")

stop larping as op, faggit"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19781092 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)06:07:07")

it's a shit test you idiot. rape her. she won't love you until you do."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19781359 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)07:53:12")

It matters a lot in a relationship you autistic virgin. It strenghthens the bond with your SO and most marriages go to shit when one partner stops having sexual interest in the other and refuses sex 90% of the time."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19781377 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)08:01:24")

Still has the bacteria, dead cells and piss, don't see whats wrong with a good dicking if she's not catching STDs, could probably use a good scrubbing"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19781419 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)08:17:05")

"You chose her because of her values but want her to change them for you? Haha. You might have to marry her.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19781445 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)08:27:50")

"convince her that God gave her a loophole and fuck that.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19781586 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)09:30:13")

>when random anon falls for the """""degenerate"""""" meme
>and ends up experiencing what these autists are really like
Sweet, sweet justice. Maybe next time realize /pol-r9k/ for the bullshit it is and become a well intrgrated, socialized human bean."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19781695 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)10:02:04")

SO? Superior Officer? Why the fuck am I seeing more and more people dating with their male or female superior officer."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19781915 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)11:15:17")

">"Hurr hurr I only want pure virgin women!"
>"Whaa whaa why won't my pure virgin gf let me do degenerate shit to her before marriage!?""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19782018 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)11:46:54")

it means significant other and i agree it's a stupid thing to refer to your boyfriend or girlfriend as. it sounds like it was created in a boardroom and lacks any affectionate connotation"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19783093 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)17:09:44")

Fuck you.
Why can't I meet a woman like that?
Seriously, go fuck yourself.
You have a golden fucking woman here and all you can think about is having sex.