import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/an/ - Animals & Nature";
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class Thread extends Board{
public void /birb/general(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "/birb/ general";
int postNumber = "2814309";
String image = "pretty birb.jpg";
String date = "09/13/18(Thu)23:42:35";
String comment = "All things birds, from pets to wild birbs. Always looking for more shit to add to OP

>DIY bird cages
https://www.beautyofbirds.com/buildingacage.html

>Birb ID
https://www.allaboutbirds.org

>buy birbs
https://www.purelypoultry.com

>Very basic pet birb care
http://www.aav.org/?page=basiccare

Last but not least
>found baby bird, wat do?
https://www.fws.gov/midwest/news/foundbabybird.html

Previous: >>2774147"
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}
public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2814361 && dateTime=="09/14/18(Fri)00:40:05")

">>2814309
How often do you punch your cardinal?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2814363 && dateTime=="09/14/18(Fri)00:46:14")

">>2814361
I punch it less often then you deserve actually."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2814454 && dateTime=="09/14/18(Fri)03:00:10")

">>2814361
I thought I was the only one who thinks cardinals have really punchable faces. I think most birds are topcute precious for protecc, but cardinals just look like pricks."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2814494 && dateTime=="09/14/18(Fri)04:22:23" && image=="1536002735566.jpg")

"here is a cute bird it iz cute ^_^";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2814511 && dateTime=="09/14/18(Fri)05:18:32")

"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_eagle
>ng to kill a fawn.[100] Although usually well out-matched by the predator, occasionally other large birds can put up a formidable fight against a golden eagle. An attempted capture of a great blue heron by a golden eagle resulted in the death of both birds from wounds sustained in the ensuing fight
Top 10 manga sacrifice"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2814512 && dateTime=="09/14/18(Fri)05:19:45")

"for me, it's the cockatoo";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2814566 && dateTime=="09/14/18(Fri)07:43:56" && image=="chrome_2018-04-12_16-19-53.png")

"Are geese in urban environments really as horrible as people say they are? Or are city folk just pussies that shouldn't be afraid of slugging a goose in its stupid face?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2814582 && dateTime=="09/14/18(Fri)08:35:15")

">>2814566
the problem is that they shit everywhere"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2814585 && dateTime=="09/14/18(Fri)08:38:57")

">>2814309
Why did you remove the discord?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2814650 && dateTime=="09/14/18(Fri)10:48:12")

"My budgie threw up 3 times this morning and I noticed that she didn't poop all night.
Then she slept for a bit, drank a lot of water and ate some seeds. She's not vomiting anymore and began to poop but her poops are very large, pea green, very watery (probably because she drank so much water).
For the last two days I've been giving her a brocolli from a new store so could it be that she has food poisoning from it?
She's chirping now and seems fine apart from her poops. Is there anything I should do? The vet will only be available on Monday."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2814677 && dateTime=="09/14/18(Fri)11:33:37" && image=="downloadfile-9.jpg")

">>2814309
Where do these faggots go in the summer and fall? They make up like 60% of my bird feeder's population in the winter and spring, but I haven't seen the first one this summer."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2814768 && dateTime=="09/14/18(Fri)13:33:37")

">>2814582
Well yeah I figured as much, but I've heard so many stories of geese in cities being really agressive and violent nuisances. Is that true or are people just weak cowards?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2814776 && dateTime=="09/14/18(Fri)13:48:51")

"Post brutal /birb/ videos
>angry Russian great tits killing and eating one of their own for the taste of the birb brain
https://youtu.be/UIpKqVrC68I"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2814801 && dateTime=="09/14/18(Fri)14:13:35")

"Guide to pet bird stimulation:
>parrots
Punching
>toucans and woodpeckers
Leg drop, drop kick
>ratites
Karate chop on back of head
>songbirds
Spitting inside beak
>waterfowl
Stepping on toes
>fowl
Throwing at wall
>cuckoos
Uppercut
>hornbills
Grabbing by the tail and spinning in the air
>pigeons
Neck biting
>storks
Taping eyelids and blowing on eyes

Anyone got any for other kinds of birds?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2814864 && dateTime=="09/14/18(Fri)15:40:58" && image=="south_polar_skua.jpg")

"How can any other bird even compete?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2815123 && dateTime=="09/14/18(Fri)21:27:24")

">>2814650
maybe there's some chemical in it that she's reacting to? like some pesticide or something"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2815218 && dateTime=="09/15/18(Sat)00:30:30")

">>2814801
Punch budgies"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2815220 && dateTime=="09/15/18(Sat)00:37:59" && image=="a1_1902_16_barred-owl_sandra_rothenberg_kk.jpg")

">Outside my mother's house at 5am.
>Hear a barred owl.
>Walk towards hooting.
>Do my best imitation of one thinking I can coax it out to take a picture.
>See it fly directly overhead, but don't get picture.

Who cooks for you?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2815503 && dateTime=="09/15/18(Sat)09:45:38")

">>2815123
Maybe. I've taken out the broccoli and left only the seeds yesterday. This morning she's not vomiting anymore but still drinks a lot of water and has diarrhea."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2815871 && dateTime=="09/15/18(Sat)17:12:18")

"hey /birb/

I've been thinking lately about getting a pet bird after I graduate college in a year and I had a few questions about them from the information ive been reading

>Can birds handle owners who work full time? Would evening attention (Probably like ~4-5 hours in the evening and a little in the morning be enough to keep them sane?
>How are birds to bathroom train? Ive seen some information saying you can and I'd like a bird out of its cage as much as possible but obviously minimize mess
>Taking pet birds outside, is it a bad idea?
>How would medium sized birds be to a new owner? Overwhelming hurdle or fine with dedication
>What are Feeding/Toy Costs?
>How is it introducing another animal/baby into a house with a bird, do they get aggressive?

I want to be a good owner and not psychologically fuck up a bird. Thanks"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2815928 && dateTime=="09/15/18(Sat)18:27:38")

"Guys. I need gif of bird doing shenaningan on the ground, like running, walking, hunting, but on the ground.
Bonus if that include a bearded vulture.

It is of the greatest importance."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2816038 && dateTime=="09/15/18(Sat)19:53:19" && image=="1526141496482.webm")

">>2815871
This basically depends on the species. What are you planning on getting?

>>2815928
I've got a couple that might fit your bill."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2816040 && dateTime=="09/15/18(Sat)19:53:51" && image=="1526141735941.webm")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2816041 && dateTime=="09/15/18(Sat)19:54:26" && image=="1526141369744.webm")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2816042 && dateTime=="09/15/18(Sat)19:54:59" && image=="dinosaur_charge.webm")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2816056 && dateTime=="09/15/18(Sat)20:07:36")

">>2816038
I'm interested in getting a cockatoo, probably one of the smaller breeds but larger than a cockatiel"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2816067 && dateTime=="09/15/18(Sat)20:14:44" && image=="Raids_in_Let_It_Die.webm")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2816095 && dateTime=="09/15/18(Sat)20:53:03")

">>2816056
A cockatoo will go fucking mad being alone all day. You'll need to get him a buddy.
Cockatoos are marginally difficult to potty train. You can teach them to go in a certain spot, but accidents are going to happen.
If you clip your 'too, it'll be fairly safe being outdoors. Don't do this unless you bird is trained to come on command, and is fitted with jesses.
Cockatoos are a bigger parrot, but aren't much harder to care for than a smaller one. They're just fairly loud at times and nips can do more damage.
Good feed isn't cheap and toys will constantly need replacing. Then there's vet bills, oh lawdy. Owning a bird isn't for poorfags.
A lone cockatoo (like most parrots) will mate-bond to the owner and can become aggressive towards anyone else. You need to raise them with others from the start for them to tolerate new people and animals."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2816121 && dateTime=="09/15/18(Sat)21:11:07")

">>2816095
You seem pretty knowledgeable anon, do you have a Cockatoo?

Anyway, in terms of buddy what is necessary? Another parrot or would a small bird keep him company? Are there any parrots that fare better being home during the day or am I going to be looking at 2 birds regardless.

Thanks for the answers man, I really appreciate it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2816236 && dateTime=="09/15/18(Sat)23:39:22")

">>2816121
Nope, not a cockatoo owner. I like parrots but they're just too much of a handful for my lifestyle. Maybe some day. Otherwise I'm just really into birds and I've been hanging around here for a long time.

The buddy can be any stimulating companion. Parrots CAN be aggressive and hurt/kill other birds though, so lots of people will separately cage them. This works okay since the goal isn't really to give them something to cuddle, it's for stimulation. It's all about keeping them occupied so they don't start mutilating themselves to pass the time. Playing music/TV, giving them puzzles, hiding things they like, giving them new unique toys, anything to keep their mind busy. Essentially all parrots suffer from solitary derangement. Some other social birds do as well. If you're seriously awesome about giving him novel shit to do every day then he might be fine without a second bird. There are lots of guides on cockatoo care, I'd suggest reading tons of them before jumping into this."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2816274 && dateTime=="09/16/18(Sun)00:21:50")

">>2816236
Yea Ive got a year and a half before its even possible to go through with it so I'm not going to rush into it, I want to be fully prepared to make a long term commitment.

Thanks again anon"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2816460 && dateTime=="09/16/18(Sun)04:35:23")

">>2816040
>>2816038
>>2816041
>>2816042
>>2816067
This is perfect, thanks anons."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2816638 && dateTime=="09/16/18(Sun)10:24:35" && image=="vermintide_secret_character.jpg")

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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2816640 && dateTime=="09/16/18(Sun)10:25:42" && image=="IMG_2422.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2816644 && dateTime=="09/16/18(Sun)10:30:23" && image=="IMG_2635.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2816646 && dateTime=="09/16/18(Sun)10:32:58" && image=="IMG_2505.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2817665 && dateTime=="09/17/18(Mon)08:05:08")

"might as well post it here
>be standing around at work waiting for equipment
>across the road is like a food strip
>my work face like the back alley of the mcdonalds, kfc etc, where they keep all the bins
>like 50 crows in this tree and a few around the bins eating shit
>2 18yo looking kids walk by
>they throw something at one of the crows eating and try to kick the other ones
>crows fly to the trees
>kids throw more shit at them
>they go to mcdonalds and get whatever
>walking back by the dumpsters
>have their backs turned on the crows
>all the crows go ape shit and swoop them
>these guys have no idea what going on
>one drops drink and the other drops his fries
>they run off
>crows just follow them for like 100m
>then just stop and go feast on the chips that were dropped
>guys had no idea wtf just happened and looked scared shitless
>I was just laughing
>after work go buy 2 large fries and feed to crows"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2817680 && dateTime=="09/17/18(Mon)08:25:39" && image=="hold-birb-gentle-like-hamburger-29650321.png")

">>2817665
Great story anon, you're a good guy for feeding those clever birds."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2818047 && dateTime=="09/17/18(Mon)15:58:11")

">>2817665
Keep feeding the crows and after a while they will be your friend and bring you things."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2818654 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)01:39:20" && image=="1498015990503.jpg")

">MFW the realization that birds especially parrots as pets are just a bunch of hormones. They have a tendency to be aggressive, jealous, territorial, cause injuries or death to other birds (same or other kind). Such is bird life.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2818656 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)01:41:06")

">>2816640
>>2816644
>>2816646
Post more pictures."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2818753 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)04:43:34")

"ever thougt about fucking a chicken? Like,shoving an egg inside its cloaca and making ommelete inside of it using the friction of your frantic pushing,the cacofony of the birds death screams motivating you to push harder, holding it sternly between your thighs, whispering sweet words to its ear as it tries escaping, its desperate moves making you even harder,using the digestive juices of the chickens rippen intestines as a marinade, and finishing in a glorious wave of extasy just as the bird draws its last breath, its last scream. Then you pick it up over your head, triumphantly, screaming the words "i am caesar! i am caesar!i am caesar! efla blót iz gǫrr, o mærr Óðinn!", your own sperm, blood of the chicken, and the remains of the egg spilling from its devastated hole, showering you in the ambrosia of your victory. Then you open your mouth, and squeeze the body with all your might, swallowing it all, after it's all gone, you take a shower and masturbate to trannies. Seems like a nice way to start your day.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2818765 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)05:10:08" && image=="IMG_8982.jpg")

">an animal general without the same shit discord link as every other general

Thank fuck.
Here is my wet boy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2818766 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)05:13:20" && image=="spraying-the-birds.gif")

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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2818772 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)05:19:10" && image=="dirty-nails.gif")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2818849 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)07:45:40")

">>2816646
hey crow, where you goin' with that wood in your hand?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2818851 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)07:55:42")

">>2818753
Shut up, T.C."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2818855 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)08:04:51" && image=="20180913_172350.jpg")

"Saw this guy the other day. My best guess compared to wikipedia's pictures is a Rough-legged Hawk.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2818857 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)08:05:51")

">>2818855
Picture turned sideways...
The fuck, 4chan?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2818872 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)08:41:03")

">>2818857
It's not sideways, that bird just doesn't give a fuck"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2819051 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)13:48:09")

">>2818857
orientation is stored in an EXIF tag
4chan removes all tags
it sucks"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2819074 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)14:33:32")

"I'm gonna just jump right in here. I have...a few birds. Specifically four cockatiels that live with an open-door policy inside the main house. All tame, two timid, one obsessed with human companionship, and one somewhere in the middle. One male, three females, two females related (mother/daughter).

Anyway, a friend of mine had an unrelated pair for a while who eventually laid eggs. Those babies came out fine. Suddenly she needs to rehome them because she's losing her house. I offered. What she didn't tell me was that they already had three eggs.

Now, I have this pair with 3 eggs in the nest and no idea what to do. They're in the original cage, with the original box and nesting material. I've noticed neither of the parents have gone into the box since last night when I was driving them back to my house. The mother came out around 10pm and hasn't been back in since, neither has the male.

My questions are;
>What's the best set-up considering my other birds, as far as getting them comfortable enough to go back into the nest.
>Should they be able to see each other? Is across the room far enough away?
>Should I cover them up with a sheet for privacy and give them a light?
>Should I remove the eggs and hope they start over?
>How can I tell if they really have abandoned these eggs?

I've tried Google, but I just can't seem to find any info on my specific situation. I know they need a lot of light, but I only have one window in the main house, and that's where my other birds' cage is."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2819076 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)14:39:47" && image=="1e47fdfe-56b0-49af-a2ee-bedb9d88f671.png")

">>2818855
Looks a lot like my old Red-Tail."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2819085 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)14:51:14")

">>2819074
You have entirely too many birds. If they seem to have lost interest just take them away. If I had that many birds I'd be instantly replacing eggs with wooden substitutes anyway."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2819087 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)14:53:41")

">>2819085
I wasn't planning on keeping the babies. I just wanted to make sure the pair is comfortable. Calm yo tatas."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2819095 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)15:00:59")

">>2819087
Didn't mean to come off as coarse.
My post stands: Just take them away if they aren't actively brooding."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2819110 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)15:22:58" && image=="british-birds-fieldfare-redwing.-thorburn-vintage-print-1925-168809-p.jpg")

"The Redwing/Fieldfare Empire is Nature's Greatest Union.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2819113 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)15:26:23")

">>2819095
Will do. Thanks."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2819485 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)21:40:59")

"Just got a parakeet (budgie) from petco, my first ever birb. Is it too early to sex? They said they no longer sex them at petco because they were getting it wrong too often. It's cere has some hints of blue but its not clearly blue. Ill get a picture in a minute. . .";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2819505 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)21:56:34" && image=="1360160566903.png")

">Want to feed all of the birds around my office
>Crows love peanuts but they're too small for the sparrows
>Coarse cornmeal is small enough for the sparrows but sets the pigeons into full alpha male mode and the crows don't touch it
>Sparrows are the only one who touch standard seed

How do I work this"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2819512 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)22:01:22")

">>2819485
Probably male, but if you want an accurate diagnosis get a genetic test done. You can get them done quite cheaply.

Remember to do a lot of research on taming, training and diet. Clicker training is very effective. Don't feed your bird on only seed mix. Offer fresh vegetables, fruits, and other grains. Be patient and learn to read bird body language. If the bird looks afraid, keep still and move away slowly. Let the bird know that you respect its space and you won't force it to get into uncomfortable situations."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2819527 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)22:09:13")

">>2819512
Thanks, I'll look into the genetic testing. I was gonna take a pic, but I've already got "him" covered for tonight so I don't want to fuck with him. I've been researching and I realize I messed up a little by getting seed, but I'm going to try switching him to pellets asap (read about the bacteria in seed). Fresh fruits and veggies check. I already love this little fucker and I've only had him a few hours, I'm gonna do good. Do you have any links for recommended reading? So far I've just read some wikihow and quora shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2819528 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)22:12:10")

">>2819512
>fruit
never in my 12 years of owning my budgies have I ever got any of them to try fruit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2819531 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)22:18:47")

">>2819528
Everything my n00b self has read says you're supposed to try, and even keep trying when they refuse, so I'm going to try."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2819619 && dateTime=="09/19/18(Wed)00:01:42")

">>2819528
The fucking CHAIN PET SHOP in my area has their budgies eating apple. A fucking nasty ass pet shop. What the fuck have you been doing for those 12 years? Fingering your ass while mindlessly pouring seed into your budgie cages and then instantly fucking off to do something else?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2819622 && dateTime=="09/19/18(Wed)00:03:37")

">>2819527
I got a lot of my info by purchasing reading material from birdtricks.com or parrotwizard. I felt that investing some money into good information was worth it. However there may be other sources out there that are even better. I know some people on /an/ don't like birdtricks."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2819780 && dateTime=="09/19/18(Wed)05:15:51")

">>2819622
Parrotwizard is a faggot who didn't know the fundamentals and decided to make a store after learning shit on parrotforums."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2819794 && dateTime=="09/19/18(Wed)05:45:24")

">>2819780
I keep hearing this, but no one tells me about better alternatives.

Parrot wizard at least condensed the knowledge he learned on parrotforums into a condensed source of information. Better than using google and sifting through random shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2820363 && dateTime=="09/19/18(Wed)18:33:51")

"No alternative offered.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2820587 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)02:31:34" && image=="IMG_2426.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2820588 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)02:32:42" && image=="2.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2820589 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)02:33:45" && image=="IMG_2580.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2820591 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)02:34:53" && image=="THAT NO PICKLE PEE - Copy.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2820593 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)02:35:58" && image=="IMG_2516.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2820594 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)02:37:48" && image=="IMG_2522.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2820595 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)02:39:44" && image=="IMG_2569.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2820596 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)02:40:49" && image=="IMG_2557.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2820597 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)02:42:20" && image=="IMG_2672.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2820598 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)02:44:19" && image=="IMG_2604.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2820605 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)02:57:03")

">>2818857
He is from near the equator, where everyone is sideways. Kind of like how Australians are upside down."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2820974 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)14:07:29" && image=="20D76B13-5FDA-438F-85F4-C91415495B7E.jpg")

"These bushtits (not my pic), along with Kinglets are very common around Seattle. Cute micro birbs";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2821029 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)15:04:58")

">>2819085
>6 cockatiels
>too many
That's a perfectly normal number for social swarm animals if you want to keep them happy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2821084 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)16:22:17")

">>2821029
In my experience the care difficulty ramps up beyond what most can do at around three birds. If anon is a serious birdfag then sure it's okay. But since he's asking basic questions about what to do about eggs when the pair isn't broody, I'd say he's probably a beginner."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2821218 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)19:01:27")

">>2819076
howd you get into that? part of a job or just for personal?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2821253 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)19:44:59")

"Hey, /an/, question for bird keepers in here.

I've kept budgies for most of my life and my current budgie is getting old. When he dies I want to get something a bit different. I've always thought about a cockatiel but someone recently suggested an Indian Ringneck Parakeet. I've done some reading and research but I can't get a definitive answer on what would be best to get seeing as I have only ever kept budgies, and by 'best' I mean easy to care for based on my bird keeping experience with budgies so far. What does /an/ recommend? Cockatiel or IRN? Pros and cons of each please!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2821257 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)19:47:31")

">>2821253
Cockatiels are more loving. Ring necks less cuddly but can talk better."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2821263 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)19:52:03")

">>2821257

So generally the cockatiel is a more sociable bird but mimics less well than an IRN? Any other big differences?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2821349 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)22:17:39")

">>2819794
Well, the best way to get information is to scrape for a general opinion on well-renown websites and then research it yourself to form a conclusion. I'm not saying that faggot Parrotwizard is wrong in some subjects, he's just fucking retarded and also trying to make a profit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2821350 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)22:17:47")

">>2821263
you should be able to look it up. You can own any bird you want if you do enough research and if your lifestyle allows for it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2821352 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)22:19:14")

">>2821349
How is he retarded? He seems to know what he is doing, a hell of a lot more than most parrot owners. And of course he is trying to make a profit. Making an effort to compile information takes time. Not everyone wants to sift through information online and then make a book or videos outlining that information."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2821406 && dateTime=="09/21/18(Fri)00:02:31")

">>2821349
Many non fiction books being sold for profit are based on information that is already available on the internet. The difference is that a book compiles relevant information. For instance, a book about frog science is just compiled information that is already out there in the scientific literature. Are you arguing selling the book is a bad retarded thing? Profiting off of writing a book that compiles information from the internet is bad?

I feel like buying a parrot wizard book just to spite retarded commie scum like you."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2821670 && dateTime=="09/21/18(Fri)12:15:49")

">>2821406
I'm arguing that the Parrotwizard has shitty advice mixed in with general opinion and is selling this information to uneducated parrot owners. Also, there is NOTHING wrong with communism."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2821884 && dateTime=="09/21/18(Fri)17:04:33" && image=="1526929933729.jpg")

">>2814309
are indoor birds really happy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ_-MazlDA0"
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if(Anoɳymous && title=="" && postNumber==2821901 && dateTime=="09/21/18(Fri)17:31:18")

">>2821884
No
Never"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2821903 && dateTime=="09/21/18(Fri)17:35:38")

">>2821884
They're happy when they're with you and doing fun things."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2821944 && dateTime=="09/21/18(Fri)18:41:50")

">>2821670
Which of his advice is shitty? Not that I would expect a dirty commie to have any decent ability to defend his position with logic and facts. Commies just send people with dissenting opinions to the gulags for re education."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2821966 && dateTime=="09/21/18(Fri)18:58:19" && image=="32bb2e81395775738407779dfbfb3986d0d4dd830b703b6747001816da21cc7f.jpg")

">Get in fight with GF
>Go outside to blow off steam
>Find a baby bird on the sidewalk, no nest or parent bird around
>Sit down next to it to look at it
>Bike rider careens past me in a blur, almost hits me and the bird
>Realize this baby bird is in some danger and will immediately die without some help
>Take it inside. ID it. It's a cedar waxwing!
>It's northern Indiana in the fall (actually about this time of year), this little guy/girl is the last of the brood for the year
>Try to put it in a shoebox in the tree to see if a parent bird will take over care. Watch carefully for over an hour or two. An adult cedar comes, looks at the bird for a second then leaves, doesn't come back.
>Bird is officially abandoned.
>Bird gets fed fresh blueberries, strawberries, some boiled egg for protein
>Birdie (which it gets named) starts growing and eating all the time
>Doing the cedar "whistle" call, begging for food, being really cute. Associates me with food so it is always near me and can be on my shoulder as I mill about my day.
>Takes first bath in my sink
>Hops around, starts learning to fly.
>Officially takes its first flight in my apartment and harmlessly hilariously flies into the wall
>Gets better at flying
>Ok little guy time to try out nature and be wild and free, you're not my pet
>Birdie spends the night outdoors which is heartbreaking at first but birdie quickly adapts
>Birdie still gets fed by me fresh strawberries and blueberries on my window sill.
>Birdie hangs out with me for several weeks constantly at my window sill in between flying around the neighborhood
>I go outside and birdie comes down from the treetops, lands on my shoulder and chirps in my ear. Birdie does this several times when I go outside to look for it.
>Birdie starts finding other birds to be friends with, finds new sources of food, I end up taking a job out of state and so my gf is left to care for birdie. Birdie eventually stopped coming around and we hoped for the best."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2822260 && dateTime=="09/22/18(Sat)00:09:45")

">>2821084
Not a beginner, but I am grateful that you assumed as much so as to give me the best answers to my questions. They aren't my first birds, or my first pair, but they are the first pair I've relocated while they already had eggs in the nest.

I did remove the eggs, and I candled them. They were empty. I plan to move the pair into a larger cage, possibly with another female of mine who has taken quite an interest in the pair."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2822261 && dateTime=="09/22/18(Sat)00:13:29" && image=="1d188d8a-2b79-4746-b7b2-2ed57d4c7a01.png")

">>2821218
Personal interest. I had an interest in it a while ago but never got the support to do anything about it. Later dated someone who does it professionally, ended up having to take the test to prove a point to him (long story) and he just decided to sponsor me after that. We went out and caught my first bird- that/this red-tail hawk."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2822382 && dateTime=="09/22/18(Sat)03:53:21" && image=="1526313724133.png")

">>2821966
>some boiled egg for protein"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2822454 && dateTime=="09/22/18(Sat)07:21:23")

">>2821966
Birdie is lucky to have been taken such good care of by anon."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2822883 && dateTime=="09/22/18(Sat)20:44:26" && image=="BannerDrugs.jpg")

"I want to feed street birbs. What should I throw at them? I've heard bread is bad, so I tried bringing seeds but they ignored it.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2823217 && dateTime=="09/23/18(Sun)04:47:42")

"Do any of you anons have a caique? I'm assuming it's 10/10 playful. How aggressive is it towards other birds 1-10? Also lovebirds tend to be playful and aggressive. How would you compare it to caiques 1-10 in both departments?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2823219 && dateTime=="09/23/18(Sun)04:50:48")

">>2822261
My family had a hawk when I was a kid. It landed in our backyard because of a tropical storm. Had an injury. We took care of it and eventually died after a year."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2823220 && dateTime=="09/23/18(Sun)04:54:27")

">>2821884
I have noticed with my lovebirds that as long as the cage is big enough to fly inside and give them toys and treats to occupy themselves all day, they're quite happy. I notice this certain sound and jumpy movt. when I give them things to do."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2823249 && dateTime=="09/23/18(Sun)05:45:07" && image=="zwdall5i7lj01.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2823264 && dateTime=="09/23/18(Sun)07:29:31")

">>2822261
happy birthday"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2823266 && dateTime=="09/23/18(Sun)07:41:45" && image=="bbbb.jpg")

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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2823307 && dateTime=="09/23/18(Sun)09:02:05")

">>2823249
>>2823266
Honey buzzards are so fucking cool"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2824065 && dateTime=="09/24/18(Mon)00:17:24" && image=="download (1).jpg")

"*CAW!* CAW!*
*CAW*"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2824225 && dateTime=="09/24/18(Mon)06:13:22" && image=="kungsfågelRM.jpg")

"So I was out ringing birds yesterday and this little goldcrest female looked really ruffled and cold as we took measurements and tagged her. Once we were done with her she didn't fly off, she just sat there on the table so we gave her some space to get warm as we kept working. Suddenly she flew up into one of the taggers' hood and huddled up in there. We were all taken aback by this but after taking a few pictures and relishing the scene, we resumed the tagging while the goldcrest just sat there, looking really comfy and adorable. She was still in the hood for a good fifteen minutes before she finally took off, it was such a cute moment.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2824227 && dateTime=="09/24/18(Mon)06:20:50")

">>2824225
What the fuck? My apologies, I have no idea why the image got rotated when I uploaded it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2824239 && dateTime=="09/24/18(Mon)06:50:59")

">>2824227
It's just what 4chan does"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2824255 && dateTime=="09/24/18(Mon)07:46:00")

"Is feeding birds, crows, pigeons etc wrong? I love seeing birds in my garden, especially the corvids and robins. When I’m in the city I’ll go sit on my usual bench near my university and maybe give the pigeons that approach a few seeds if I have them

I was told I shouldn’t do it by someone because it interferes with wild behaviour and also pigeons are a nuisance. Surely giving birds an extra hand during the colder months doesn’t do too much harm? It brings me a lot of joy, I love observing them up close but if it’s truly bad like this person said maybe I should reconsider? What are you guys thoughts on it, do you feed wild birds?

Pigeons have become so heavily integrated with our cities because the buildings resemble their natural habitat, and there’s plenty of food to go around, but I realise their poo can be a hazard. When I see one hobbling towards me with one foot intact/with a stump leg and those big eyes I can’t help but want to give them some food. An old lady got yelled at last year for feeding them in my city."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2824266 && dateTime=="09/24/18(Mon)08:05:12")

">>2824255
I heard some people argue that it lets the populations of certain birds explode which might harm shy birds that won't visit human settlements often or the ones that rely solely on insects.
On the other hand our local bird conservation club says that those shy birds won't go near cities anyways and the almost tame populations of birds in towns are good for educational purpose.

City pigeon populations should be managed by the city by replacing eggs and providing food. I don't think it's a problem if you give them a few seeds as long as you don't dump entire slices of bread on the streets.

The really critical thing is feeding ducks and swans."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2824358 && dateTime=="09/24/18(Mon)10:54:20")

"Bird won't play with me, wat do?
>teach tricks
Already did, if he doesn't percieve treats incoming, he doesn't obey. He has learned them properly, and I use a clicker, but no seed, no trick.
>he needs a friend
He has a friend, he actually came home on second place when he was but a little chick. He has hated his older bro from the moment he was old enough to bite and their relatinship never got better. I don't think a third bird would make things better.
>have you tried [item]?
Yes, all of them, multiple times.
>are you sure you tried [item]?
Yes. They have two dozen toys of different kinds.
>maybe he just doesn't like you/isn't social enough
He screams every morning until I'm on his same room and accompanyes me around the house all the time, usually on my shoulder, a place he actively tries to be on.
>then what's the problem?
He looks bored. He'll commonly try to get my attention then does nothing when I'm paying attention. Whenever I get him to play anything, it lasts 30 seconds before he fucks off somewhere else. Spends most of the day perching on a frame, facing a wall, while doing nothing in particular, or roaming around his playground, while doing nothing in particular. Literally the only way to get him to do stuff is bribing him with seed, which can't be abused or he'll get fat.
>maybe he's sick
He's been like this for months now, yet looks and acts healthy in all other regards: shiny feathers without bald spots, eats his veggies, sleeps properly, flies a bit every day, etc.

tl;dr: is my bird lazy or am I doing something wrong?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2824364 && dateTime=="09/24/18(Mon)11:01:37")

">>2819505
First you have to cross the river with only the cornmeal."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2825214 && dateTime=="09/25/18(Tue)05:40:27")

"Well guys, I've always loved crows but Ive just moved to UK and my house is surrounded by them.

Thing is that I really want to tame one, what can I do, just feed them? I have loads of meat, seeds and nuts."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2825227 && dateTime=="09/25/18(Tue)06:08:05")

">>2824358
What bird is it? My cockatiels are boring and won't play. They just demand food and head scratches.

My lorikeets is super playful, but bites hard sometimes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2825295 && dateTime=="09/25/18(Tue)08:47:29")

">>2824225
This is y burb is best. Burb is smart. It sees humans not being dicks, so it learns its ok to be with them."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2825332 && dateTime=="09/25/18(Tue)09:53:41")

">>2825214
Be in their presence and give treats when they do things you want. They'll figure it out."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2825434 && dateTime=="09/25/18(Tue)12:43:47")

">>2825332
Crows and ravens are fucking smart like that. Along with parrots theyre the most trainable"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2825576 && dateTime=="09/25/18(Tue)15:02:35")

">>2824255
Feral pigeons are descendants of escaped domesticated rock doves. They're not really meant to survive in the wild, so you wouldn't be wrong to consider them pests. About their only positive is that they make good food for Peregrine Falcons. I don't see any harm in feeding the others, though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2825683 && dateTime=="09/25/18(Tue)17:17:21" && image=="P1030583_1.jpg")

"Went all the way to Iceland and didn't see a puffin or a plover.
Got to spend plenty of time with these fine fellows though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2825718 && dateTime=="09/25/18(Tue)17:48:09")

">>2825683
If it's puffins you want you should go to the Isle of Mull and get a boat to Lunga. I visited the colony this summer and it was amazing. You can get really close to them and they don't care. The area in general is great for birding and wildlife."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2825730 && dateTime=="09/25/18(Tue)18:00:56")

">>2825576
>not really meant to survive in the wild
>hurr domestication means animals can't radiate back to natural habitats
Pigeons are some of the most successful wild animals there are you giant retard, with or without human intervention. Does a dingo or a wild boar blow your mind too?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2825891 && dateTime=="09/25/18(Tue)20:56:42" && image=="seagulls.png")

">>2822883
hlep"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2826218 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)04:56:38")

">>2822883
>>2825891
Make popcorn at home without any salt and give that to them, you can also give them lettuce (or spinach, or chard, or any lettuce-like vegetable) shreded into small bits."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2826232 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)05:47:23")

">>2825683
Go to Rathlin island in Northern Ireland if you’re ever here, we have a pretty large seabird colony and you see Puffins pretty often! April-July is the best time to see them (breeding season)"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2826257 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)07:11:26")

"Do people keep only parrots or are there any other pet birds. Don't mean falconry";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2826276 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)08:19:29")

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=144&v=5i18gOlRPTo";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2826282 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)08:36:47" && image=="Owl.webm")

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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2826350 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)12:07:37")

">>2825730
Dingos dig scraps out of people’s bins occasionally, they don’t nest in your attic and spray toxic shit everywhere. Feral pigeons aren’t pests *because* they’re unnatural, they’re pests *and* they’re unnatural. They’re literally just rock doves but without the instincts that would keep them away from humans. They probably couldn’t even survive outside of a city at this point. They’re borderline parasitic. There’s no value in preserving them, and they’re a nuisance, so why would you be upset if people want to cull them? Don’t tell me you’re concerned about the suffering of pigeons."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2826569 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)15:45:54" && image=="1fb.png")

">>2821966
I swear on my grave and the grave of all my great grandfathers that if any cat dares to hurt Birdie I'm gonna start a fucking slaughter.
Keep up that work, Anon, you're making this place a beautiful home for all the birds. Keep loving your gf and having more baby birds at home."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2826643 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)16:50:57")

">>2825718
>>2826232

Thanks for the tips, anons. I'll definitely work these into future trips!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2826698 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)17:42:20")

"I dont understand why /gif/ of all places has a bird thread. Why don't they just come here?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2826749 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)18:34:10")

">>2826698
you can't post webms with sound here"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2827335 && dateTime=="09/27/18(Thu)11:26:42")

">>2826698
Birds aren't safe for work."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2828091 && dateTime=="09/28/18(Fri)08:27:31")

">when a pair of osprey kick out the pair of bald eagles in the lake
I'm not sure how to feel about this. I kinda miss telling people I see bald eagles everyday because most people (besides Alaskans) still treat them like an endangered species."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2828110 && dateTime=="09/28/18(Fri)09:07:31" && image=="IMG_20180928_150447.jpg")

"Here are my pacific parrotlets.
The blue one is a male and the green one female.As true latin americans they have sex atleast once a day but sometimes they even do it twice a day."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2828170 && dateTime=="09/28/18(Fri)10:31:42")

">>2826282
Adorable."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2828206 && dateTime=="09/28/18(Fri)11:14:14")

">>2822261
Tell us the story"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2828208 && dateTime=="09/28/18(Fri)11:16:12")

">>2824255
Human beings are animals. Animals have an affect on other animals.

Feed the birds you want to feed"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2828210 && dateTime=="09/28/18(Fri)11:20:28")

">>2828091
Ospreys are much cooler. The Osprey living by my lake fucks with all the other birds and does dives into the water before swooping out, he puts on a great show."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2828261 && dateTime=="09/28/18(Fri)12:18:11")

">>2828091
I find this hard to imagine. The eagles are definitely the more dominant species of the two.
That aside I'm inclined to agree with the other anon. Ospreys are really cool, unique and more fun to watch. Not that I dislike eagles either. Ospreys are just underrated."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2828636 && dateTime=="09/28/18(Fri)21:05:38")

"i'm so sick of my parents buying animals and neglecting them

we have this wonderful gray but my mom decided to get a new job suddenly and now there's no one to monitor him. she also refuses to let him out past the hour of 5 pm.

when do you guys usually put your birds in the cage?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2828729 && dateTime=="09/28/18(Fri)22:09:01" && image=="522b0c46f633844abe4a83ff017af2b4.jpg")

"...";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2828958 && dateTime=="09/29/18(Sat)03:50:24" && image=="20180906_015254.jpg")

"Heres pretty boy, napping on my knee as i read a book at night. Totally comfy chillout birbfriend.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2829149 && dateTime=="09/29/18(Sat)09:21:24" && image=="hood.webm")

">guy pruning plants
>finds crow nest or something
>raises the little crows until they can fly for themselves
>sets them free
>crows are now super friendly
For reference this was day 3 of this crow hanging around my house, i could already pet him no problem as long as he wasn't eating.

Went somewhere else after a couple of weeks, he sure loved paper towel and nuts

>>2828958
I think your bird lost his eyes and beak somewhere"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2829199 && dateTime=="09/29/18(Sat)10:59:56" && image=="l4fiifoa7hotmtuwkgu5.jpg")

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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2829215 && dateTime=="09/29/18(Sat)11:32:38")

">>2829199
>my hero academia, S3E14"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2829398 && dateTime=="09/29/18(Sat)14:43:43")

">>2828636

Usually when it starts to get dark is best to put them back in the cage so they can relax and sleep."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2829799 && dateTime=="09/29/18(Sat)22:07:21" && image=="20180906_014500.jpg")

">>2829149
Thats him just buried his face into his back feathers. Its adorable when his all relaxed out and the eyes close and he poofs out his feathers for a facepillow."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2829803 && dateTime=="09/29/18(Sat)22:15:54")

">>2828958
How long have you had him for?

>>2828636
8pm or so. Whenever it gets dark really."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2829807 && dateTime=="09/29/18(Sat)22:21:00")

">>2829215
Is that the one where Tokoyami BTFOs Moonfish?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2830107 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)05:06:09")

">>2829807
When Deku finds out he has legs"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2830131 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)05:42:14" && image=="20180930_115025.jpg")

">>2829803
About 5 odd years."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2830164 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)06:48:13" && image=="parrots.jpg")

"My punchable blue budgie (left) escaped a couple of hours ago. I live in an urban envt. so it has no chance of surviving and will die in a few days. Rest in peace my friend for a year. I will miss you.

F"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2830165 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)06:51:20")

">>2828636
9pm, lights off or cage covered with thick towel"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2830227 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)08:43:27" && image=="1218683479265.jpg")

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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2830690 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)19:10:03" && image=="osprey div.gif")

">>2830164
Put up posters and call animal shelters. When people see a bird like that, they usually try to catch it.
>>2828110
Very pretty birds, anon. Have you had them for a while?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2830911 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)00:52:11" && image=="Snapchat-196348242.jpg")

"Howdy anons, newfag here

Just got this new book for my birthday, and if you want to see some amazing pictures I totally recommend it. The amount of different birds they got is astounding!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2830943 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)01:30:53")

">>2830164
How did you let it escape? Put up posters and see if you can find it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2831192 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)12:04:54")

"What are house sparrows like as pets? I can’t find much about their husbandry beyond caring for babies and scientific research.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2831224 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)12:52:29")

">>2831192
They're wild birds, and you can't own native ones due to the international migratory bird treaty act.

Some birb is left outside to look at and appreciate"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2831263 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)13:54:12")

"Will a cockatiel or parakeet become over stressed if I need to bring it on regular commutes I make once a week? I've been considering getting one but I'm wondering if going back and forth between two spaces will be potentially harmful.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2831265 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)13:54:38")

">>2831224
Invasive species, not native."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2831380 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)15:58:01")

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCtiJNwHFk4";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2831393 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)16:08:14")

">>2831265
>House sparrows were brought to the Americas from Europe by immigrants
Shit, TIL. Still, it's been hundreds of years. When do we step back and realize the biome has adjusted to their presence and made them native?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2831449 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)17:22:49")

">>2831393
>biome has adjusted to their presence and made them native?
Not really, any small cavity nesting bird gets seriously rekt by them. The only sorta saving grace is that Passer domesticus only lives near people/farmland instead of fully wild areas."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2831828 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)18:33:58")

">>2831263
I know mine isn't too happy about commutes and travel. I try to leave mine at my parents so it gets the attention it craves with less stress since the car trip to bring it with me is very long."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832011 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)21:32:57")

"why are bird's asses so comfy and fluffy to look at?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832029 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)21:51:56")

">>2822382
I fed chicken to my parrot once, so it is ok."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832039 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)21:57:01")

"How you are supposed to give hand to a bird (let's say grey african) for it to step up?
I trained my parrot to step on hand that is oriented palm away from bird, because I don't want to loose fingers.
But people on the web step up bird on palm, and this seems weird to me..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832043 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)21:59:24")

">>2825891
Well, they kinda do, because seed will attract pigeons, and seagulls prefer pigeons to fish."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832045 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)22:00:53")

">>2832039
Any way you fucking want."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832055 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)22:09:10")

">>2832045
Ok. But how do I stop him biting?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832056 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)22:10:06" && image=="Doif8hhUwAACWGs.jpg orig.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832069 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)22:20:48")

">>2832055
google 'how to stop parrot biting' or buy the birdtricks.com compilation of information on how to stop biting."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832073 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)22:29:42")

">>2832069
>how to stop parrot biting'
Doesn't work with my faggot bird.
> or buy the birdtricks.com compilation of information on how to stop biting.
Never tried. But I don't want to buy anything, so I think I will get used to bites.
Do other birds bite as painful, as parrots? Just curious. In theory, seagulls and other eagles should..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832107 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)23:16:09" && image=="images (9).jpg")

"Need some ringneck advice

Had her a few months now and she has gotten much more comfortable. When I come past the cage she will press up against it and likes having her beak played with a bit.
When she's out, she really loves to be patted, one thing though especially when she does it when she's in the cage, is when I move away she will lunge at me and make quite an aggressive noise. She only does this inside the cage.
But like, I will come and give her attention then when I move my hand/fingers away from her and the cage she will lunge after them.

Is this behavior just her being cranky because I don't keep giving her a scratch or something more weird?


I think she's a girl cos shes just over a year old now but still doesn't have a ring, even though she's a yellow Indian ringneck.
Pic related but not mine."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832114 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)23:19:22")

">>2819051
>It sucks
No it's one of the best things about 4chan"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832117 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)23:21:02")

">>2832073
>not wanting to spend a little to invest in a bird that will probably live for 30+ years with you.
How are people this lazy?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832325 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)04:53:12")

">>2830690
I have them for almost a year now.
They behave a bit weird desu.
They only want to walk around if I'm watching but when I get too close they get scared and fly away."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832335 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)05:11:57")

">>2832117
Because biting is not a deal breaker. At least le doesn't bite as painful as he used to."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832352 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)05:38:40")

">>2832056
Why is it that albinos and lutinos can have red eyes but other colors don't? I have lutino budgie and lovebird, both red-eyed."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832361 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)06:00:49")

">>2814768
They just are weak"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832370 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)06:22:20" && image=="close-up-mallard-drake-duckface-upper-body-anas-platyrhynchos-looking-camera-making-original-grass-park-64732852.jpg")

"What should I name my birb?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832437 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)08:16:54")

">>2832370
Chromis Pasqueflower Bowerbird"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832458 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)08:58:32")

">>2832370
What species is it?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832551 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)11:36:27" && image=="D440C8D4-CA70-4FDF-B371-F584C03E52DD.jpg")

"I’m thinking about getting a cockatiel anons.

Which color is the most aesthetic?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832555 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)11:42:03")

">>2832370
Pussy Crusher"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832558 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)11:45:30")

">>2832370
The only awnser is mr/ms Quackers"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832562 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)11:50:44")

">>2832370
Karasique
>>2832551
Yellow, without grey, dunno."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832651 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)14:18:45")

">>2832551
I like the cute cheek circles. Get one that has those. Or get the one that likes you the most at the store/breeders."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832652 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)14:21:30" && image=="20181003_112048.jpg")

"My cute birds sharing the cage now.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832671 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)15:11:43")

">>2832352
The red eyes are the result of their eyes having no pigment, leaving only the blood vessels to color the eyes"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2832672 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)15:14:12")

">>2832551
>aesthetic
Is that even a question?
lutino is obviously the best choice in that regard
yellow and grey are a bad combo of colours"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2833103 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)22:31:13")

">>2819485
Don't fuck your birb anon"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2833333 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)02:31:27")

">>2832671
but why lutinos and albinos often than other colors?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2833347 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)02:41:35")

">>2819485
its a young budgie, if hints of blue it should be male. The blue should get more visible after months or a year. Females have flesh, pinkish ceres even when young. Also touch the pelvic bone with your fingers. If it feels tight. It's a male, if a bit loose, then female."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2833413 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)04:02:44")

"So I am thinking about getting a budgie or a female cockatiel. I want whichever makes less noise because I have assholes in the apartment next to me. Which is better as far as noise is concerned? What other birds are pretty quiet or at least not obscenely loud?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2833428 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)04:55:28" && image=="burd in a teapot.png")

"How far back do birds remember?
I am planning to get a friend for my cockatiel sometime next month, and one of the female birds he was in the store with is still there. I figure nobody has bought her because she's very dark grey and not as pretty as the other birds. My bird lived in the same cage with her for about a month, but that was way back in July. Would they still remember each other and get along?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2833434 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)05:08:45")

">>2833428
>How far back do birds remember?
Some of them remember stuff for a long time. At least negative stuff, like cutting wings...
>but that was way back in July. Would they still remember each other and get along?
Dunno."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2833435 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)05:09:51")

">>2833413
>apartment
Get a macaw. I bet your neighbors will love it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2833450 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)06:08:53")

">>2832551
Any whiteface is good, yellow and grey just don't mix up."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2833452 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)06:10:55")

">>2833413
Budgies literally don't shut up, but they don't scream and have a mdoerate volume. Cockatiels aren't so vocal, but depending on the sounds they decide to pick on and mimic, they can get quite loud and screeching.
I'd go for budgie, but get two."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2833590 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)11:00:16" && image=="1518722905553.webm")

"penguins are birbs too";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2833609 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)11:57:07")

">>2833413
Budgies constantly chatter, but it isn't ever really loud. I enjoy the sounds and find them very cheerful, but I can see why others might not. Sometimes they can make loud annoying "ack ack" sound and that is as loud as they get. Look up their chatter sounds and see if that would annoy you. Our place has super thin walls and I have jackass roommates and the only sounds that you can hear with the door closed are the "ack ack"s."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2833659 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)13:30:25" && image=="1536112310004.jpg")

"I've had 2 budgies for about 6 months and taming them is frustrating as shit. Guides online say to be around their cage a lot so they get used to you before you try to stick your hand in the cage. They STILL get nervous when I get close to the cage. They don't freak out and fly all over, but they stop talking and they stare at me until I walk away. I got one of them to eat millet out of my hand one time months ago, but every time I try to feed them now they just stare at the treat or they'll just lose their shit and fly around. All I do is clean up after these niggas and I can't even get them to like me. I just want birb friends. What's the best way to tame them?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2833691 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)14:16:54")

">>2833659
>Guides online say to be around their cage a lot so they get used to you before you try to stick your hand in the cage.
This is a bad thing. The faster you stick your d... hand into the cage, the faster they will get used to you. (I know this from my experience with African Grey. All guides say, that you should not put hand, before he is used, but he wasn't getting used to me like in 6 or so month, so I started inserting hands into the cage, he was falling down, trying to fly away, I didn't gave a fuck, and finally, he got used to me and a hand in like 1 month. Before that I wasn't even able to clean shit properly)
And when they don't afraid of hand - you can start giving them a treat, just because your hand appeared in cage.

Just be persistent and patient. When they don't afraid of your hand - everything will go faster.
I'm not sure if this will work for budgies, tho."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2833706 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)14:37:46")

"By the way, how do I tame wild bibs? There is no cage, so they should be extremely interested in treat, right?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2833716 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)14:52:19")

">>2814768
They also attack kids, I remember being about 4 and some fucking goose stole my crisps.

Well, that goose is dead by now, SO WHO'S LAUGHING NOW YOU FEATHERY CUNT?!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2833721 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)15:02:12" && image=="20180929_093042.jpg")

"My lovebird started acting weird the other day. He ripped the lid off his food bowl which is meant to come off and he started like...charging at it and pushing it all around the bottom of his cage.

I had an extra food bowl in there too for water sitting at the base. He started biting it and flipping it over. Sometimes he piles them into a corner before throwing them around again.

He now spends almost the entire day at the bottom of his cage, bitting the bottom cage wires, charging at his toys. He sounds like he's having a blast but if I put my hand in he bites the shit out of me. He used to want to always come out no matter what. Now he just wants to stay in there all day and play?
I can't get him out without it being a problem..

The other day he stopped doing it and acted normal. Anyone seen behavior like this? If I remove the bowl and lid he just bites the base of the cage. His feathers stand up on his head so he looks fuzzy. Otherwise he seems happy and healthy. He's about 6 months old and molting still."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2833727 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)15:09:11")

">>2833721
Sounds like he's just being a brat, but I don't know lovebirds."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2833858 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)16:44:26")

">>2816095
>fitted with jesses.
Aren't those bad on parrots? Heard they can dislocate a leg pretty easily with them."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2833916 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)17:07:00")

">>2833706
>extremely interested in treat
In my limited experience, depends in what kind of place do you live.

I live in a small town, and birds in my area are wary of people.
I've tried a couple of times and failed to get even blackbirds and pigeons to eat breadcrumbs, even if i chucked the food away from me, they just fly away.

In big towns where birds are accustomed to people it's way easier, i've seen birds there just not give a fuck about people.

pigeons in big cities don't even move out of the way until you are like 2 feet away, and even then they just circle you instead of going on a roof

this kind of birds will get treats from the hand of even complete strangers at times

either cities or places where people feed birds normally (park and lakes mostly)"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2833999 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)18:09:17")

">>2833659
Just stick your hand in and don't move it for like five minutes or so every day. When one gets brave and doesnt care offer it a treat. Eventually it will eat it and the other bird will get jealous and want the treat as well and will follow suit. Post a picture of cute budgies."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2834017 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)18:32:37")

">>2833999
Right, but, you can move, but not fast.
And more times per day you do - faster they will become brave enough.
>>2833916
I live in small town. Pigeons are pigeon, they literally eat from hands without any training, lol. The same goes for humming birds.
But I'm interested in eagle (dunno exactly which, looks to be not larger than a pigeon), that hangs out near my home. I have no idea how to attract him. Obviously, it is not interested in seeds."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2834023 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)18:40:26")

">>2834017
Eagles are much bigger than pigeons. You probably mean a hawk"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2834029 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)18:42:40")

">>2834023
Probably."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2834034 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)18:48:29")

">>2822382
You've never raised baby birds before?
I'm the poster of the bridie story... Cedars a remarkable in the fact that most of their diet is berries, they eat very few insects. And sometimes they eat fermented berries and get drunk. Not intentionally, I don't think ;)

>>2822454
Thanks, anon

>>2826569
I hope so too. Cedars tend to not be on the ground or use bird feeders, they like treetops so I think it would be rare for a cat to actually get one.
Any way to discreetly get rid of feral cats around my neighborhood, btw? Anyone got a diagram/how-to for some sort of a cat punji trap?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2834045 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)18:59:56" && image=="10DCA740-3880-4CF7-ADB2-1A4B871214D8.jpg")

"When I am out hunting sometimes I see these fat fucks on a thin branch, the branch bending under the sheer mass of the bird. When they fly, the movement of the wind through their wings makes such loud noise.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2834345 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)22:00:09")

">>2833858
All you should need are very short light leather straps. You can use jesses on pigeons and crows with no issue. Don't use heavy raptor jesses as if you're trying to hold a falcon and it'll be fine. If you don't believe me, there's always harnesses.

Should also note that if you're going to use either a harness or jesses on any bird, you need to put them on when the bird is very young, else they'll never get used to it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2834436 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)22:49:56" && image=="IMG_20181004_224653.jpg")

">>2833999
The blue one is Barry and the white one doesn't have a name yet because I'm not 100% if it's a male or female. If it's a male, I was thinking Larry."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2834480 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)23:07:54" && image=="20180824_210413.jpg")

">>2834436
Cute. I heard you weren't supposed to put the fabric cages in since their claws ca get caught in them. Name the white one Marshmellow. I sometimes wish I named my albino marshmellow. Are they good friends?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2834502 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)23:19:15")

">>2834480
They're good buddies. One time I saw them taking turns eating from the food bowl and it was adorable. I've had one issue with their claws getting caught, but Barry likes to sleep on top of it up in the corner so I'd feel bad taking it out. I don't think either of them have ever touched the perch though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2834545 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)00:17:05")

">>2834502
Ok, just be careful with it. I don't want them to hurt themselves if they get caught. I am probably just overly cautious. I heard, maybe falsely, that they can freak out enough to chew through their caught toes. It is amusing kinda that they dont use rhe perch and just climb ontop of it.
That sounds super cute sharing their food dish. I am not sure if mine like each other, earlier the white one was chasing the younger green one and headbobbing at them until they scooted away. I want them to be good friends like yours and share a food dish."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2834580 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)01:01:33")

">>2833413
search YT and you'll get the info."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2834599 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)01:13:18")

">>2833659
As soon as I bought an untamed 4 month old budgie just weeks ago, I was already placing it on my shoulder the first day and successive days. If you feel uncomfortable using your hand, use a stick to get them out of the cage. Remove the seed tray for around 2 hours, then try feeding them via the seed tray on your hand. They usually get silent when you go inside the room then eventually chatter again, whistle when you leave or go inside the room as a call sign of your presence/absence."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2834613 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)01:31:19")

">>2833721
My lovebirds are also like that. They need toys and stimulation, they're very playful types. I usually clip a dead bark or place toilet paper cylinder on the bottom of the cage that they can nibble on all day. It's fun seeing them roll with the toilet paper as they trap themselves inside. Also, hormones may be the cause of mood swings. My female is a biter, usually makes my finger bleed and can be aggressive when I play bird sounds from my phone, even attacking the male. My male is a beaker, the more curious type that uses it's beak to touch stuff and usually loves to sing. Regarding food and bath bowls, get the heavy porcelain type, like your coffee mug. It can be a hassle cleaning the littered uneaten seeds."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2834619 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)01:45:50")

">>2834436
the white looks like a female. that pinkish fleshy cere. try comparing the pelvic bone of your male, left side to the one on the right. if the right's wider. then it should be a female.

>>2834480
Beautiful young red-eyed albino you have there. I also have a young red-eyed lutino."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2834714 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)03:47:01")

">>2834017
Post location so we can identify the bird of prey."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2834887 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)07:24:24")

">>2834714
I'll make a photo, when I'll see it, because I don't quite remember how exactly it looks."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835092 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)13:33:54")

"Stupid question here. Do birbs stink?
My aunt had a cat, she is quite stinky, plus shit stench will fill entire house withing seconds, and this is awful."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835100 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)13:44:20")

">>2835092
Depends. Some birds are very messy and if you don't give them baths, they will start to smell. Other birds don't smell at all if you take good care of them. Hoatzins will ALWAYS smell no matter what you do, since their smell doesn't come from their skin/feathers per se, but from the fermentation that happens in their stomach."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835111 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)13:57:31")

">>2835100
Okay.
I think getting a big parrot (aftrican grey, or amazon, not quite sure), and I'm curios, if their shit stinks horrible and fills entire house."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835121 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)14:13:10")

">>2835111
You don't sound like you've kept a bird before, so I'd ask you to reconsider keeping a big parrot as your first."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835124 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)14:21:08")

">>2835121
>You don't sound like you've kept a bird before
Yep. Actually, I've never kept any pets.
>so I'd ask you to reconsider keeping a big parrot as your first.
Why?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835128 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)14:35:07")

">>2835124
>why
I don't even own any big parrots, but have you really done your research, anon?
Some of them can live up to 80 years. They are loud, make a mess, can chew through pretty much anything and have the mid of a 3-year-old child. Birds need lots of space to fly and can't live trapped in a cage all day, or they will go crazy. And they do shit often and everywhere, as all birds do. The bigger the bird, the bigger his shits. You can train them to shit in one place, of course, but you will still need to throw it out on the regular.
Ask yourself if you are really prepared to deal with all that for the rest of your life. Do you have someone who will take care of the bird if something happens to you?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835145 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)15:05:04")

">>2835124
If you have to ask why, you're not even a little bit close to ready to take on a large parrot. For someone who has never had a pet even a cockatiel might be too much. Birds have needs alien from mammals, so caring for them is far less intuitive than with a cat or dog. You're going have to do a lot of research or your pet will suffer under you."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835153 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)15:21:44")

">>2835128
>I don't even own any big parrots, but have you really done your research, anon?
I've done some research.
>Birds need lots of space to fly and can't live trapped in a cage all day, or they will go crazy.
Also they need pretty big expensive cages.
But it is not an issue, since I finally don't live with parents and I can have a dedicated room for parrot. And why you would ever keep such smart bird in cage? It kinda kills the idea of having such a bird.
>And they do shit often and everywhere, as all birds do. The bigger the bird, the bigger his shits.
I know. For me shit is not a deal breaker (Relatively easy to remove if fresh. I park my car under a tree, I know this for sure) , but smell is. And from my sources, it looks like no, they don't smell as horrible as cats and so on, but I an not 100% sure.
>Ask yourself if you are really prepared to deal with all that for the rest of your life.
Yeah, sort of prepared. I know they like ruining moldings... Well, pretty much everything they can chew they will ruin. I also know that they like biting, especially when you're treating them wrong.
>Do you have someone who will take care of the bird if something happens to you?
Yes.
>>2835145
>If you have to ask why
Maybe I missed some point. Since they live for 30-60 years it is better to be 100% sure, that it won't annoy you. And selling adult bird is difficult I guess.
>For someone who has never had a pet even a cockatiel might be too much. Birds have needs alien from mammals, so caring for them is far less intuitive than with a cat or dog
Maybe, but since I had never a dog or cat (or any other mammal), there might be less problems, since I wont treat a bird like a dog.
>You're going have to do a lot of research or your pet will suffer under you.
Or I will suffer. That is why I'm asking some stuff."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835165 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)15:48:56")

">>2835153
Try getting some parakeets, love birds or a cockatiel before getting a large bird. As small as they are they have huge personalities and can be friendly in a bird way. See if you like caring for them, if they annoy you or if it is even for you. Birds live far longer than you think, even little parakeets can live up to 15 years if care for well."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835167 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)15:50:10")

">>2814309

You dont really punch your bird do you?
:O"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835168 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)15:51:41")

">>2835165
Maybe I should. How do different birds live together?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835169 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)15:54:48")

">>2835168
I mean not in same cage (because it will definitely end badly for parakeet), but in same room..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835177 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)16:02:30" && image=="1329839708173.jpg")

"I got my lovebird back on June 1st. The petshop guy clipped his wings without asking.

It's October now and my birdie still can't fly...is that normal?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835189 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)16:31:30")

">>2835177
They will grow back. Use this time to make them super dependant on you so that when they can fly they will come to you when you want them to be put away."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835193 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)16:38:31")

">>2835189
Ok, i'm just worried they were clipped so short that they wont grow back or something."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835363 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)20:22:05" && image=="FFC4AB38-5470-4392-991E-604C76E85590.jpg")

"Oi buddies, I’m getting my first BIRB soon and I was wondering if you guys had any tips/ bird secrets for a first time cockatiel owner.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835371 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)20:38:15")

">>2835167
I do sometimes, when he acts like an asshole."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835408 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)21:42:38")

">>2835168
lmao please read some books before continuing. Not trying to shit on you, but your questions reveal an ignorance level that can't be handled in 4chan posts."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835441 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)22:24:37")

">>2835408
Ok."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835446 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)22:35:03")

">>2835092
It would be very far as stinky as cats o dogs. When I smell my parrots, they have a weak scent from their beaks depending on the diet and vitamin type I place in their water at least in my case. Tho I give them a good full water spray bath everyday. The one that will stink will be the leftover food like veggies and fruits if the cage or the outside perching area isn't cleaned everyday."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835449 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)22:40:38")

">>2835111
start with starter pack birds first for you to gain knowledge on birdkeeping which is very impt. getting a big parrot is a lifetime of responsibility and commitment desu."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835465 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)23:17:06")

">>2835169
parrots are somehow same as dogs, cats, humans except they are what I consider as "flying hormones". tho parrots need extra care compared to cats and dogs. also, if you have a cat, it's not typically a good idea to own a pet bird unless you completey segregate them. each parrot type has a general unique disposition and each bird within that type also has a unique personality. so you have to research on what type of bird will suit your lifestyle, daily routine, pet interaction level, how much time, effort you're willing to give.

even the easiest bird to own like the budgie requires some knowledge on your part on how to train the bird if you want it to fly inside your room or house."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835484 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)00:00:55")

"I want a burb but I don't want to clip it wings.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835624 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)07:53:52")

">>2835484
Then don't do it. I don't see the issue here."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835664 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)09:04:18")

">>2835371

Is it ok to punch a bird in case he acts like an asshole?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835711 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)11:02:50")

">>2835664
Some people say no, but I don't give a fuck, because I'm tired patching a door and having my fingers chewed. And I have to admit, it works, but I sometimes afraid, that I can accidentally break something."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2835728 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)11:28:02")

">>2835446
>When I smell my parrots
Why would you ever do this, but okay.
>they have a weak scent from their beaks depending on the diet and vitamin type I place in their water at least in my case.
This is not a big deal, I'm more concerned of bio-hazardous stench of public mobile toilet, which cats produce after visiting litter-box... And it looks like birbs are not that stinky.
>The one that will stink will be the leftover food like veggies and fruits if the cage or the outside perching area isn't cleaned everyday.
It is not a big deal, plus, cleaning cage every day is mandatory I guess.
>>2835449
And big parrots are expensive (sort of), so yeah, you don't want it to die from shitty care.
>>2835465
Okay.
By the way, how do people deal with small parrots flying in the room? I mean, they weight nothing, and it is easy to crush accidentally..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836069 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)20:58:57")

">>2835728
While they are out of the cage, you need to be mindful of their presence and where they are at that moment. Tho they fly around if they sense danger and can be skittish. Also, the room needs to be bird proof. I would also be concerned with slightly open doors or windows if they're not trained for outside flight."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836072 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)21:09:44")

">>2836069
>While they are out of the cage, you need to be mindful of their presence and where they are at that moment
I know... But still, sounds extremely sketchy.
>Tho they fly around if they sense danger and can be skittish
Yes, but... Sometimes you see squashed pigeons in street.
>Also, the room needs to be bird proof.
How exactly?
Obvious things I can think of, is putting down shades, because they might crash into the windows... No vents or other holes, where they can fly into..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836081 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)21:21:48")

">>2836069
When my birds fly around they do loops until they end up back at their cage. They prefer the cage safety for the most part. If not then they land somewhere safe then run over to me to get put back in their cage."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836087 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)21:32:26" && image=="I think it's a pigeon.jpg")

"Any idea what this is? I don't think I've seen it in West Texas before. Maybe migrating?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836157 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)23:03:59")

">>2835728
I like playing and cuddling my parrots, they like beaking my nose and face so smelling their breath and feathers is inevitable, they don't smell bad so I don't mind.

Tho I don't do it with my dog or cat since they tend to lick their asses. But I'm sure some owners don't mind getting licked in the face, even on the lips."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836165 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)23:14:58")

"Any of you anons know any good cages for a cockatiel that are around 100$?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836174 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)23:26:00")

">>2836072
Do you plan on having a turtle, rat, catfish, cat, falcon, pelican, seagull inside your room anon?
https://youtu.be/gu5uu_WCpgk"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836261 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)02:21:51")

">>2832672
This. Lutino tiels are the cutest."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836310 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)06:20:04")

">>2814650
Stop feeding it that brocolli, if that's the only thing that's been different in it's diet it could be due to pesticides.
If it's doing okay now I wouldn't be worried but if the vomiting returns take it straight to the vet.

If the vomit smells really bad it could also be a bacterial infection."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836315 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)06:27:52")

">>2832551
Normal wild color, or some variant of lutino."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836316 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)06:28:58" && image=="billy2.gif")

">>2832652
Wow cute they have stupid-looking noses though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836390 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)08:14:41")

">>2836087
Looks like a white-winged dove. Pretty bird"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836402 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)08:57:30")

">>2836174
Em... No."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836415 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)09:29:00")

">>2835111
Let me discourage you from getting a big parrot.
>1. Shit.
Birds have free-flow exhaust system, so they are constantly dropping bombs (every 10-20 minutes during day). There will be no place in your house, that wasn't shitted once by a bird. And even you will be eventually shitted.
I didn't expected that, even though I had canaries and lovebirds before.
The good thing is that it is odorless (if bird is healthy), unlike cats.
>2. Food
Pre-mixes are good enough, but they are expensive. Plus, it is a bad idea to feed only pre-mixed stuff. I give my parrot fruits, vegetables, even gave chicken once (because he wanted it badly)...
Proper diets are explained relatively good in books, so read them, you fuck.
Plus, it is a good idea to check if seeds, nuts don't have mold and other stuff.
>3. Cage
You've mentioned correctly, that big bird needs a big cage. And quality stuff is expensive. Plus, it shouldn't be zinc-coated.
Also it is a good idea to find a good lock, because grey africans (at least mine) figured out how to open a lock and door. So I have to use a luggage lock in order to close him.
>4. Mess
They always clean their feathers, thus your room will be filled with fluff and dust. They eat quite messy, throwing seeds and pieces around.
Also they like to chew stuff like wires, moldings, doors... That is a lot of cleaning and repairing, so it is a good idea to get some power tools and skills to use them in order to fix stuff.
>5. Bites
They can bite extremely painful, just keep this in mind.
>6. Other pets
My parrot doesn't tolerate canaries (treas them as food), also he doesn't like cat. Good thing cat is autistic vegan.
Also taming a bird is tricky.

If you don't mind these things, big parrots are good pets. They are smart, they can be put in cage in case of misbehaving (unlike dogs), they can speak, and they like interaction.
But since they are expensive, and they live for a long time, I'd recommend you to think twice before buying."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836416 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)09:31:51")

">>2836157
Okay."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836431 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)10:23:06")

">>2836415
Thank you for info.
>Let me discourage you from getting a big parrot.
Actually not."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836439 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)10:29:31")

">>2836415
>cat is autistic vegan
That's literally not possible.
Unless you meant "doesn't seem to like killing birds""
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836455 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)11:04:35")

">>2836439
I meant this."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836493 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)12:17:04")

">>2835664
Punching Canadian geese is a moral imperative, but don't hit your pets. It doesn't work in the long run."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836499 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)12:24:07")

">>2835728
>Why would you ever do this
I smell my chickens all the time because they usually smell really nice. Like dry grain and pine with earthy/grassy undertones. If they don't smell nice then they're guaranteed to be sick, which is a nice indicator since otherwise they're really good at hiding illness until it's dire."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836504 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)12:34:26")

"I'm going to travel to a city nearby 4 days every week for the next month. I have a cute cockatiel and no other birds. My family is going to take care of him, but nobody is going to play or spend time with him. Is there anything I should do? He only plays with me since everyone is scared of a little bird.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836587 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)14:35:58")

">>2836439
My parents cats are afraid of my budgies. I just call them fake cats though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836619 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)15:44:04")

">>2836439
>>2836587
I have a cat that's terrified of my cockatiel for some reason, to the point where she won't go in the same room with the bird even if he is caged."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836651 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)16:50:48")

"Got a CAG from work
>be me work at vet
>one of the clients gets terminally ill we take birb from him
>birb is at work for like 2 years
>bonds to me
>finally i take him home
>now im trying to get him to get used to my hand he lets me pet him but he bites and runs away if i get to close
>ive been leaving my hand next to him for a few hours on end but he just looks at it with his mouth open pinning his eyes
Wat do?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836654 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)16:52:18")

">>2836651
Should also mention that his previously owner who is now dead left him in his cage for 20+ years so hes very phobic he picks but not alot"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836671 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)17:38:04")

">>2836651
What sort of bird?
As far as I know, it is a royal pain to train 20-yo parrots. But it is still possible I think.
I tricked my nigger to sit on hand, while he was climbing back to his cage, and after that he was more-less OK with hands. But he was relatively young."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836672 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)17:39:42")

">>2836671
>CAG
Congo African Grey"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836686 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)17:51:36")

">>2836672
Red tailed one, right?
I tricked mine like this.
First, I opened a cage, and waited him to exit. (Took 1 week or so). Then I trained him to climb on 'grill' (thing that should prevent bird from walking on tray in cage). He got used to this extremely fast, since it looks like a cage, and he didn't afraid of this.
After that I was able to "wipe" him off on a perch near cage, that he used to go back into the cage. And one day I just forced him to step up on hand. And he didn't noticed anything.
Dunno, your bird is old, and mine was young at that point.

Also you can try putting hand relatively fast (half a sec or so) under belly and touch it, most birds will bite really badly, or step up and fly away."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836690 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)17:55:35" && image=="27F329D8-A891-4486-A634-35200C18105B.jpg")

">>2836415
This is a very good article I give to people who say they want to get a large parrot and they donon appear to be knowledgeable at all on the subject. Funny how when I tried to share this to the local parrot forum , the parrot breeder admin didn't let it be shown. The fuck thought that this information was too dangerous for his fun little business. I really fucking hate animal breeders sometimes it is all about how fun it is to them, but they almost never think about market oversaturation or if people will give the animal a good life.


http://viemagazine.com/article/ten-reasons-you-shouldnt-get-a-parrot/"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836714 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)18:21:14")

">>2836690
Agree, sellers (or as they call themselves sometimes breeders) can be absolute assholes. Sometimes they feed you with scary stories, that you shouldn't touch bird like month... That is wrong, the earlier you start interacting - faster it will get used.
Btw.
>Noisy
Depends on kind of parrot, africans are quite quiet, but macaws... I think neighbors would killed if I got macaw.
>Messy
Not more messier than cat. Feathers and fluff are easier to clean, than cat hair.
>Needy
Africans can live without attention a long time.

I guess the main problem with parrots that they live long, thus it will be pretty painful, when it will die, and it will be pretty painful, if you did the wrong choice."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836717 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)18:27:25")

">>2836714
And yeah, the best way is to find someone IRL with bird, but it is not always possible."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836749 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)18:51:50")

">>2836714
>Not more messier than cat. Feathers and fluff are easier to clean, than cat hair.
They are far messier than cats. What kind of fucking crack are you smoking? They are messier eaters, messier shitters, and they destroy things which causes mess."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836758 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)19:02:58")

">>2836714
Some of them live over 60 years , I don't think most owners who buy a new parrot will ever see the day it dies of old age."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836763 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)19:13:06")

">>2836686
It is better to just teach the bird through proper clicker training to step up, instead of forcing the bird into doing it or tricking the bird into doing it. Non-consensual 'training' doesn't always end well with parrots. It is better for the training to be more like a business deal with parrots. Give and take with mutual respect."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836766 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)19:17:31")

"Birds are ugly and stupid and not important.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836769 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)19:20:56" && image=="026EFEA5-2BEE-4CF7-A0F7-3A56FC0E4C7C.jpg")

"Birb growing up";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836781 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)19:34:17" && image=="pheasat.jpg")

"tfw your physiotherapist isnt a QT female pheasant.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836790 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)19:42:20")

">>2836749
>They are messier eaters
Maybe.
>messier shitters
I wasn't able to train my cat to litter-box. It was a relief, when she started using bathtub as litter box, because before she was using our shoes.
But on the other hand, I was able to train my parrot to shit into bucket. Even before that, I was putting newspaper under perch area, and 90% of turds were on it.
He gets messy, only when he is sitting on shoulder or head. I'm used to being shitted, I even have a designated shit for it, but mine friend was very upset (but it was his fault to beg me to put bird on his shoulder). Also bird shit is pretty much odorless, and personally I'd prefer cleaning bird shit...
>they destroy things which causes mess.
They are same in term of mess. Cats destroy fabric and paint. Parrot destroys wood.
But moldings or fillers are more expensive, than paint.
>>2836758
I got my bird, when I was 15...
>>2836763
>It is better to just teach the bird through proper clicker training to step up
Maybe, but I didn't had a clicker.
If he is in good mood - he will step up with voice command. If not - with touch command, because he kinda knows, that I will force him anyway to step.
This was probably the most difficult thing to teach, because I had no idea what I was doing, and I was scared.
Other stuff like 'come' and even 'shake head' or 'give leg' came much easier, because I had a 'treat especial' for this.
Also I had bad luck with clickers. First one was ruined by postal service, second - by parrot... Third - I lost it.
>>2836766
>Birds are ugly
Aerodynamic stuff is never ugly.
Birbs are beautiful. Planes are beautiful.
>stupid
I can't call my bird stupid, because he is definitely not stupid."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836795 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)19:46:46")

">>2836763
And yeah, sometimes you have no option, but trick. Mine wasn't baiting for food, for nothing, so I had to do this anyhow.
And it worked."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836805 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)19:53:02")

">>2816067
Good birbs."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836815 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)20:03:20" && image=="r_90493_1q4bt.jpg")

">>2836790
My parrot has destroyed several laptop keyboards and some electrical wires. Stripped wallpaper. Torn apart books. Eaten my potted plants. Pulled the eyes out of my plush animals.

He even ate my internet cable when i was in the middle of playing a competitive online game.

Ive had much easier and cheaper time with pet cats, but alas it is just an anecdote."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836817 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)20:04:49" && image=="f10daf8bd3d6f5fb32709b53d6bb6725.jpg")

">>2836790
>Aerodynamic stuff is never ugly."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836824 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)20:08:20" && image=="IMG_8926.gif")

">>2836790
>I can't call my bird stupid, because he is definitely not stupid.
I call my animals stupid even if they are not stupid, because it is funny."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836840 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)20:24:16")

">>2836815
>He even ate my internet cable when i was in the middle of playing a competitive online game.
Good bird. I usually put him in cage, or on perch if I am doing something else. It is better for him, because who knows what sort of chemicals they use while making wires, and how they affect birds. (Some plastics affect them quite badly, like PTFE, thus it is a good idea to throw away all non-stick pans if you're planning to get a bird)
As soon as he flies away from perch, while I'm busy, I put him in cage, just in case.
>Wires
Parrot is not interested, while can likes then. I can't count how many headphone cables were ruined.
>Keyboard
He tried, but I stopped him immediately. All next attempt ended with hits for him, so he is not even trying now. (and yea, hits work on birds, at least on mine).
>Pulled the eyes out of my plush animals.
He is trying to say that ur next.
>>2836817
Chicken is tasty at least."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836878 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)21:20:39" && image=="IMG_8021.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836880 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)21:24:54")

">>2836878
murica btfo"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836892 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)21:41:18" && image=="fuk.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836895 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)21:42:44" && image=="BirdmanContinued2small.jpg")

"are bnirdmen reals?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836899 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)21:45:08")

">>2836878
How bigger seagull this bird is called?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836900 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)21:45:31" && image=="IMG_8097.jpg")

"butt";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836901 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)21:46:26")

">>2836900
That is some fresh KFC."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836902 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)21:47:20" && image=="234234.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2836976 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)22:55:49" && image=="1529650165738.jpg")

">>2836817
>Take away all the feathers that actually makes the bird aerodynamic and they're not beautiful anymore
>Somehow this disproves that aerodynamic things are beautiful"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2837320 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)09:37:55" && image=="1515683287964.gif")

">>2836899
>How bigger seagull this bird is called?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2837323 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)09:48:08")

">>2836781
Good. Pheasants might literally be the dumbest birds of all time. Something went horribly wrong during the evolution of those birds."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2837388 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)12:03:16")

">>2837320
I wanted to make a meme question, but failed.
Anyway, what is the bigger bird?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2837450 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)12:41:03")

">>2837388
Looks like a Goliath heron, the other one is an African fish eagle"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2837732 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)17:37:34")

">>2824255
Pigeons are disgusting cesspools of filth and do nothing but cover cities in shit and provide vectors for parasites and disease. They're like rats but without any of the cuteness or penchant for self-cleaning. They are also completely brainless, and will cannibalize at a moment's notice. Only reason to not exterminate them entirely is because they are a food source for raptors.

Fuck pigeons."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2838059 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)23:05:30")

">>2837732
You got that backwards between pigeons/rats. Pigeons only eat what retarded humans throw away. Rats will actively invade your home and destroy your food. Pigeons like outside and can only spread the odd rare disease that can be transmitted to humans. Rats will give you rabies and other terrifying shit."
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