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String fullTitle = "/an/ - Animals & Nature";

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class Thread extends Board{
public void EmptyTitle(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "2840760";
String image = "1538446020392.jpg";
String date = "10/11/18(Thu)18:49:16";
String comment = "What animal would you like to be? And why?";

public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2840772 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)19:07:10")

"a human in the 1%";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2840775 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)19:10:27")

Oy vey."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2840781 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)19:13:31")

"A seagull or any other relatively big bird (1-2 kg). Why? Because you can shit on people, yet receive food from them. Plus, steal stuff (";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2840790 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)19:32:31")

Dunno, I'm big, chubby, lazy, gluttonous. I always felt like a pig. Also because my chinese zodiac says so."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2840795 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)19:39:04")

"Panda. Just because they are what they are and no one judges them. I could eat sleep and roll around all day";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2840796 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)19:40:33")

"A big fat stingray at the zoo. I get to be fed almost every hour by random people and I can just glide around all day and mingle with stingray chicks.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2840801 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)19:44:34")

And sting Australians?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2840808 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)19:48:49" && image=="DB4FB932-3865-4757-A489-BB1836CD68BA.jpg")

“He then places one of his two claspers into her valve.”"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2840829 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)20:18:33")

small reef fish of some kind
you get to explore this huge ecosystem on a grand scale
can move around freely underwater
you look rad
you're bottom of the food chain"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2840843 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)20:32:11" && image=="manta4.jpg")

"I'd visit every tropical reef in the world.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2840846 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)20:40:17" && image=="f0ef3105a14d1b00ff958ab021a90bb7.jpg")

"The eye parasite of a greenland shark.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2840850 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)20:42:05")

"pure bred neanderthal";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2840867 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)20:57:00")

"Unironically, but nigger, or muslim, because you can do everything, and nobody will punish you for this.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2840868 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)20:58:28" && image=="1539100752455.gif")

"The eye parasite of an eye parasite of a greenland shark";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2841008 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:22:20")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2841025 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:58:37")

Probably a large bird of prey, maybe a Bald Eagle. Hang out in the middle of nowhere in the woods and catch fish all day"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2841047 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:15:27" && image=="Gustave Crocodile.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2841077 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:52:33")

"A dolphin. It's still a non-brainlet existence in the grand scheme of things and I get gang rape buddies.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2841082 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:59:24")

"Either some large feline like lion or cheetah, however in both these cases it is hard to deal with humans.

Or a majestic stud stallion in a good breeder's hands."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2841139 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)03:14:06" && image=="nubian.jpg")

"i'd get to lie around all day and get fat";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2841164 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:12:16")

*gets shot*
ayo din do nutin"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2841191 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:59:43")

a hooman"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2841204 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:23:40" && image=="SS2104725.jpg")

Sperm whale
>get to fuck up giant squid
>get to talk with my bros on the other side of the ocean
>explore the depths of the ocean
>no predators, not even the japs can get me
>barf / shit one of the most expensive substances to man
>have a language so complex that the humans tiny brain cant comprehend it
>have a ginormous dong and the largest brain of all animals
>can hold my breath for 90 minutes"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2841214 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:49:28" && image=="DdeQdtvUQAEzeOV.jpg")


So I can laugh at everything!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2841219 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:08:03")

You'll never be one of us /an/goy"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2841234 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:51:45" && image=="banzai.png")

>not even the japs can get me

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2841236 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:10:28")

Muslim then."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2841247 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:38:57")

"Inside/outside pet cat. I can pretend to be a wild animal all day but also run home if it gets uncomfortable. Also people will praise me for doing nothing but sunbathing all day.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2841359 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)11:45:39")

But if there is an itch in a hard-to-reach place it will get very uncomfortable."

if(Aŋonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2841366 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:01:15")

A parrot. i can fly, speak, and live a long life"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2841466 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)14:45:32")

And shit on owner, and still get food"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2841468 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)14:49:30")

Tortoise. Taking my time, munching on shit here and there, living long and knocking shells with the ladies. Sounds pretty good to me."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2841473 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)14:56:39")

"the coolest ones are getting rekt by humans
a giant squid I guess"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2841784 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)21:30:54")


A nigger so i get the whyte wamen"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2841845 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)22:24:06")

"A tortoise, I guess.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2841864 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)22:55:11")

"Goose. Shit everywhere. Bite anybody. And being shot also a possibility.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2842097 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)04:15:51")

The life of a greenland shark sounds like pure suffering."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2842099 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)04:19:59")

>over 500 years of suffering"