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class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/asp/ - Alternative Sports";
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public void menu();

public void board();

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class Thread extends Board{
public void EmptyTitle(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "4790250";
String image = "dtkc5yxtc4w01.jpg";
String date = "07/12/18(Thu)11:56:28";
String comment = "> You will never be a young female fan that gets invited backstage to meet Sonya Deville
> You will never be confused and aroused when she starts touching your thigh
> You will never try not to cry as she pounds you into oblivion with a strap-on

Why even live?"
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}
public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790253 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:57:31")

"im absolutely ding-dong diddly erect";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790254 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:57:52")

">>4790250
>Why even live?
To convert Sonya back to the getting dicked side"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790260 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:58:54")

">>4790250
That's a stupid fantasy. Why not just pound her pussy with your penis and make her belly swell with your rape baby?

lol"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790266 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:00:00")

">>4790254
I believe i could be the one..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790279 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:02:06" && image=="5B5FD0A4-3598-49BA-9FE0-048A4A3536EC.jpg")

">>4790250
Do you think her and Mandy have ever had some fun? Like at the very least I’m assuming they’ve eaten each other out."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790284 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:02:31")

">>4790260
Hi Enzo"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790326 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:12:14")

">>4790279
i think at the very least they've showered together"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790342 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:15:04")

">>4790279
Why are women so much more comfortable fondling each other? Men get really fucking pissy at the slightest insinuation someone thinks they are gay. Is it because of, dare I say it, /ToxicMasculinity/?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790348 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:15:44")

">>4790250
BLACKED"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790360 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:17:57" && image=="Beta Cuck Neckbeard.jpg")

">>4790348
>BLACKED
t. SJW Beta Cuck"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790363 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:18:27" && image=="male-friends.jpg")

">>4790342
I mean, yeah. Men throughout history were much more comfortable showing affection and friendship through touching. It's still commonplace in other places around the world. It only really started being a problem in the 20th century in the Western world."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790369 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:19:38")

">>4790360
HOLY FUCKING BUZZWORDS BATMAN"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790377 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:21:44")

">>4790369
>B-B-Buzzwords
Worked"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790402 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:26:37")

">>4790360
If you keep photographs of people you don't know on your computer to "mock" other wrestling fans with, then you are suffering from extreme self loathing and should see a shrink for that."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790420 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:28:45")

">>4790377
That's another nice buzzword"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790442 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:33:31")

">>4790342
girls grow up being more intimate with each other braiding hair and shit like that
>>4790363
Western men are afraid of being seen as fags. Arab men will walk around holding hands and shit"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790461 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:35:36")

">>4790342
It's because women are inherently bisexual while most men are straight."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790477 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:39:29" && image=="Beta Cucks Drone Cringe.jpg")

">>4790402
>Getting worked by me posting embarrassing pics of Beta Cuck drones
Worked"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790489 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:44:01")

">>4790477
You clearly have mental health issues you are ignoring.
You are the loser here friend, not me.
And will continue to be so until you go see a mental health professional to get your life in order."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790492 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:45:08")

">>4790477
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED

>>4790489
CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE WORKED AND SEETHING"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790496 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:45:58" && image=="Beta Cucks Tranny.jpg")

">>4790489
>Y-you h-have mental issues
>Ignoring the mental issues of Beta Cuck drones, like pic related
Worked"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790505 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:48:32")

">>4790342
>>4790363
>>4790442
>Americans scared of being called gay
No surprise there"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790506 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:48:36")

">>4790496
Cool deflection
Go show your parents your folder full of cringey wrestling fans.
Go tell a therapist about it.
See how normal and well adjusted they think you are.
Or is it your dirty little secret because of the self loathing so you would never dare tell another soul that THIS is how you spend your days.
Go to therapy. Stop disappointing your family."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790509 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:49:30" && image=="1517370841674.png")

">>4790506
I dont want to show any normies my 4chan folder. not an argument"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4790522 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:52:37")

">>4790509
Yikes"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4791862 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:51:30" && image=="The Young Cucks getting angry on Twitter.jpg")

">>4790506
>>4790509
>>4790522
>Replying to yourself while I was gone for hours
Looks like you're the one who needs professional help, anon."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4791890 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:56:27")

">>4790254
Seth is trying since his nazi ex still wants him and is dating Sonya"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4792308 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:18:56" && image=="elias showing sonya the way.jpg")

">>4791890
>Step aside Seff"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4792334 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:24:06" && image=="ECW_06182018kb__0318--28fdfcb012f8c4dd9cc408c68ba574d6.jpg")

">ywn";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4792339 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:25:50")

"why are the crappy waifus loved here?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==4792352 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:28:01")

">>4792339
because we're crappy people"
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}
}