import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/biz/ - Business & Finance";
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

public void refresh(a);

}
class Thread extends Board{
public void Howdoibecomecomfy?(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "How do i become comfy?";
int postNumber = "11375092";
String image = "turigane_binyu_4256_067.jpg";
String date = "10/12/18(Fri)01:51:20";
String comment = "Im sophmore in college, majoring in business, and i hate my life.

I hate having to share a room with my fucking chink roommate. I hate having to go to the library for privacy, and then having to hear the loud niggers and roasties yapping away.

I just want my own room, and spend all my life in bed shitposting on 4chan and watching anime.
When can i do this, owning my own single room apartment?

i want my own fucking room now!!!! I dont want some whore girlfriend or faggots to hang out and drunk with. I just want to be a comfy hermit. The life where i get to stay in bed on a computer all day, is my ideal life"
;

}
public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11375106 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:52:42")

"Unironically kys";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11375121 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:55:29")

">>11375092
>share a room with my fucking chink roommate
was it a good fuck?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11375137 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:57:27" && image=="130523a_as001.jpg")

">>11375106
>>11375121
im serious guise

its not fair. i KNOW there are neets on here, who get to have their own single room apartments just on welfare

Why can i have that? I just want to be alone forever with a computer?
I want to be comfy"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11375242 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:10:53")

"It’s a great life. But you can’t have it until you earn it. Finish your degree boi";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11375300 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:18:58")

">>11375137
> KNOW there are neets on here, who get to have their own single room apartments
Yep
>just on welfare
WTF kys dude

I made it last year by buying raiblocks when it was still raiblocks, and by buying antshares when it was still antshares.

Then I sold them when they became nano and neo. No way I'd hold after a rebranding, after previous experience of watching "darknet" go 100x after becoming pivx.

Now I just smoke weed all day, bang hookers almost everyday, and spend all my time watching Twitch and shitposting on 4chan. I even have spare money to spend on shit like a 4chan pass.

Get NEET by making it, not "on welfare" or some other dumb shit."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11375424 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:39:06")

">>11375092
Anime is fucking CARTOONS!!!!!!


GROW THE FUCK UP!!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11375442 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:41:18")

">>11375137
When I make it, I'm going to be busting my white seed inside gook pussy every single day for the rest of my life."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11375493 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:48:44")

">>11375442
>not making pure white babies
never gonna make it bro"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11375607 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)03:09:24")

">>11375092
>>i want my own fucking room now!!!!

ahh... did you ever try making money so you can rent a studio/apartment?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11375657 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)03:18:40" && image=="SS44.png")

"Just wanted to give a quick shout out to Nitrogen Sports.

I created a brand new account on their website Saturday night and hit a 1000:1 payout for 10.0 BTC on my 2nd pull ever.

Sure enough they sent me the BTC.

+1 for them not fucking me. I thought for sure I wasn't getting the money."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11375669 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)03:19:41")

">>11375657
lolz I'm going to bed... thought this was my own thread. But for real +1 to NS"
;


if(Jerry Seinfield && title=="" && postNumber==11376200 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:38:51")

">>11375092
Name of girl"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11376482 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:48:57")

">>11376200
chika kitano"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11376500 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:53:23")

">>11375493
Have you seen our women? Feminism, Jewish media, and sexual freedom ruined them."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11376512 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:58:05")

">>11375669
>>11375657
>>11375607
Can you give me a job now?
Princeofcrypto@protonmail.com"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11376523 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:01:44")

">>11375092
at my college i had my own room with ensuite bathroom, only had to share the kitchen which was pretty big so was fine."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11376917 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:29:25")

">>11375300
more bullshit at 10"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11376920 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:30:28")

"lmao who the fuck shares a room in college

also

>Not getting stoned with your chinese friend

ngmi"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11377038 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:51:11")

">>11376917
stay jealous poorfag"
;


}
}