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public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/c/ - Anime/Cute";
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class Thread extends Board{
public void WafiuThread#23(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "Wafiu Thread #23";
int postNumber = "3268935";
String image = "70295533_p3.jpg";
String date = "10/04/18(Thu)23:54:34";
String comment = "This is a thread for the posting of your waifu.
Ask some question, answer them, or just post her.
It's a thread for your waifu."
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}
public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3268937 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)23:55:32" && image=="jk100687-837664166001332224-20170303_060114-img1.jpg")

"I guess it doesn't really matter.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3268939 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)23:56:20" && image=="Girls Bravo_Being Best Girl Is Suffering 38.jpg")

">>3268935
For Mai Waifu! Always and Forever!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3268940 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)23:56:38" && image=="miia.jpg")

">>3268935
I love my beautiful snek!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3268941 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)23:58:44" && image=="asukano2-1029377769484910594-20180814_074239-img1.jpg")

"Your wife is tasked by the mafia to whack someone, how does she go about it?

Yuuri would probably just shoot him or her, from a distance."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3268942 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)23:59:19" && image=="Kirumi Spiderweb 4.png")

"I love my darling Kirumin.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3268943 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)23:59:30" && image=="51087505_p0.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3268945 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)00:02:04")

">>3268941
goodness anon, how morbid"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3268946 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)00:03:41" && image=="Kirumi Sleeping.jpg")

">>3268941
If forced to, she'd probably try and do it from a distance, to make sure no-one found out it was her.

Question before bed: What kind of books is your waifu most fond of reading, if she does? If she doesn't, what do you think she would like?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3268954 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)00:15:39" && image=="d6101ab521d27f004c1f35075273a975--series-games.jpg")

"I love my wife Margaret so much.
>>3268946
The Persona compemdium but thats about it in terms of books. She might like maybe fantasy or something along those lines or just some generic book."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3268955 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)00:18:55" && image=="335353331.png")

"I love her.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3268956 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)00:23:37" && image=="14030413.jpg")

">>3268941
I don't like to say this but she would lure her target to a specific spot and ambush them.

On that note, how squeamish is you're waifu in general? Is she the kind that faints from blood or is she stone faced in the sight of horrific mutilations?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3268961 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)00:38:07" && image=="34101697_p0.jpg")

"Magic Knight is the love of my life.
>>3268941
Either gutting the sap with her sword or blowing them up with a spell.
>>3268946
She researches the mysteries of the cosmos in her spare time, so anything that can help her learn is something she would enjoy.
>>3268956
Not at all."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3268966 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)00:46:59" && image=="tumblr_mlzzloKH7e1qb8i6wo1_1280.png")

">>3268941
Slice them the fuck up with scissors.

>>3268946
She reads novels but i ignore the genre

>>3268956
She got really fucking scared and embarassed when she harmed someone important but other than that she seems to be quite competent with minor wounds.

I WANT MY WAIFU TO DROOL DOWN MY THROAT"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3268999 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)02:08:23" && image=="Catria_Echoes_art.png")

">>3268935
I love Catria!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269000 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)02:10:26" && image=="0bfbf72a15bdcaedf2a0db0979bceb2f.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269005 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)02:18:39" && image=="1362186.jpg")

">>3269000
People give the anime shit but I thoroughly enjoyed it. May your love prosper."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269011 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)02:26:28" && image=="7105722_p0.jpg")

"I love this wonderful pilot";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269014 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)02:30:00" && image=="3b3e6030c7065307d577dd025f71ece4.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269041 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)03:17:46" && image=="Jeanne Alter 53.jpg")

"I love my wife!

>>3269011
Sorry I didn't reply last thread, but thank you for telling me about her! She seems quite lovely, and I can tell how much you care about her."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269049 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)03:35:28" && image=="Nozomi confused.gif")

">>3268941
I don't think she could bring herself to whack anyone even in the literal non-lethal sense.
>>3268946
She probably would like poetry, romance and classics.
>>3268956
Quite. Violence in general upsets her.

What does your waifu's name mean?

Nozomi means "wish/hope" or "wishing beauty"."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269067 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)03:58:24" && image=="4653657_p0.jpg")

">>3268946
As a data analyst, she might end up reading technical documents, especially if it helps her as a test pilot. I don't know if there's any super robot literature out there, but she would definitely enjoy that kind of fiction as she likes super robots.

>>3268956
I think it would make her kind of uncomfortable due to reminding her of the worst days of her life, but she could handle it.

>>3269041
She is indeed wonderful, and she taught me how true love feels

>>3269049
"Latune" means "Brass", "Subbota" means "Saturday""
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269082 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)04:37:34")

"I've thought it over and I quit. I can't ever be good enough. She is never going to be with me. She wouldn't likely want me anyway. There is always another, and just about anyone is better than me for her. Nothing I do would ever be enough. I just fuck up at everything.
I'm done. It's all a mistake. I was never meant for any kind of love I guess. Just can't be allowed for me. Just a failure like how it's all everything has always gone since the day I was born. I'm just going to play video games and distract myself from life and being hopeless, worthless, useless and unlovable until I finally die. Hope it's within the next 10 years. Hope there isn't any reincarnation or being alive again. After 20 something years I still can't enjoy it.
You all take care. Sorry."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269094 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)05:19:47" && image=="1533818494239.jpg")

"Ryuuko is precious.
Also, hello to everyone here! I hope everyone feels good today.

>>3268941
She would more likely beat the crap out of mafia guys for trying to organize the assassination. And with scissor blade no less.

>>3268946
Never saw her reading anything.

>>3268956
She's quite chill about seeing blood and wounds.

>>3269049
Never actually googled meaning of her name. I should probably just go and find some facts about her.

>>3269067
Ok, what's the deal with all this russian words? Asking because I don't familiar with SRW.

What are your thoughts on taking a public transport with your waifu? Or you would rather drive a car with her.

I'm using a public transport often since I don't have a driving license. It would be awesome to have her sitting beside me with her head on my shoulder, or my head on her shoulder. Kind of depends on who is more sleepy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269095 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)05:20:48" && image=="tachibana_marika__from_nisekoi_by_ricardo01991-d7p3oyj.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269097 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)05:23:36" && image=="9098371_p0.jpg")

">>3269094
It relates to her backstory so I don't feel entirely comfortable discussing it, sorry. But the words that make up her name do come from Russian - the themes are metals and days. (The people who in-universe gave her her last name have the last names Venerdi (Italian for "Friday") and Sunday respectively, and they're the closest she has to parental figures)"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269103 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)05:54:39")

">>3269082
It's always sad to see a friend leave so I would try to talk you out of it, but it sounds like you've already made up your mind.
You are always welcome on /c/. I hope you find peace, anon."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269109 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)06:28:40" && image=="__koizumi_hanayo_love_live_and_love_live_school_idol_project_drawn_by_kakutasu__fabebc63052a922e9593069e4eb2bb9d.jpg")

"I love my waifu so much!
>>3268941
Maybe she'll negociate with the target,if she succeded to confess target,she'll give the target to Mafia and let them do the rest,if she failed than she'll kill the target
>>3268946
She'll read books about Idol biography or rice farming technologies and inventions
>>3268956
She'll scared to death when she see people been murdered
>>3269049
Hanayo means flowers and Koizumi means small fountain
All the meaning maybe flowers around small fountain
>>3269094
I've got a motorcycle driving licence,it's great since i can imagine she'll hug me tightly when doing a ride and that's cute to imagine that

>How do you feel when you imagine to hug your waifu?
She's probably soft,comfy and smells fantastic when i imagine about hugging her"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269145 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)08:00:03" && image=="imag.jpg")

">>3268941
Um. She wouldn't?
>>3268946
Probably fantasy.
>>3268956
She would probably faint at the sight of blood.
>>3268966
Ok then.
>>3269049
Aoi means "hollyhock" which is a type of flower. Inuyama is a city in Japan.
>>3269094
I wouldn't dare subject her to the horrors of public transportation."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269177 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)09:20:43" && image=="__tharja_fire_emblem_and_fire_emblem_kakusei_drawn_by_hifuo__adc4d1b995c1a1bd1feecf648e42b3d5.png")

">>3268935
I love Tharja so much!!! I hope she comes back in Three Houses.
>>3266281
>I hate IP range bans.
Me too. I hate that HrioMoot and 4chan range ban nearly 90% of all VPN IP addresses.
>>3267020
>Is she more of a pessimist or optimist?
She's pessimist and I'm more optimist.
>>3267065
>Is your waifu easily embarrassed?
Sometime she does when people see her other side of her character.
>Does your waifu ever undergo certain changes due to special conditions?
She will always be romantic around me while she be anti-social around others.
>>3267198
>Waifu has just found out she's pregnant!
>How does she react?
Weirded out by it but will live with it.
>>3267096
>Do you ever wanted to do the same to your waifu in her bad moments?
I always be with and support her even when bad moments happened.
>>3267361
>What is her favorite month?
October because of Halloween.
>>3267313
>Is she the type to tease you or to get teased by you?
She'll tease me once in a while and she can take some teasing as well.
>>3268080
>What do YOU do for your waifu's birthday?
Take her out to a fancy restaurant for dinner and make her a pie.
>>3268496
>Is twitter a good source of art for you guys?
It is but it also kinda hard to find some new art of Tharja that good.
>>3268941
>how does she go about it?
Giving out hexes to the target person.
>>3268946
>What kind of books is your waifu most fond of reading, if she does?
Horror and grim dark books."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269181 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)09:34:57" && image=="1476614723409.png")

">>3268956
>how squeamish is you're waifu in general?
She isn't squeamish at all.
>>3269049
>What does your waifu's name mean?
Her english name comes from a hindi word called Tharaja which means star with full glow while her japanese name, Sallya, is a hebrew word meaning princess. Also, her name in Fates Rhajat is a hindi word that means silver.
>>3269094
>What are your thoughts on taking a public transport with your waifu?
Wouldn't mind taking Tharja on public transportation because I don't have a driving license."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269182 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)09:43:53" && image=="palu18.jpg")

"I love my wife Palutena!

>>3268946
She would probably like fantasy and history.
>>3268956
She isn't squeamish at all.
>>3269049
It's derivative of the name Pallas Athena, which is the greek god Athena's full name.
>>3269094
I love driving, so I'd rather drive with her."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269183 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)09:45:58" && image=="2018-08-23 21.23.53.png")

"I'm finally back after a long pause because I hadn't any free time.
I also have something to ask you.
I started watching K-on and I think I like Yui very much.
Is that a problem?
Is it ok to have two waifus or is a bad thing?
What should I do?
Just changing waifu wouldn't change anything beacause I don't prefer any of them.
I like both of them the same way.
I don't know what to do really."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269189 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)10:04:28" && image=="1536964973830.jpg")

">>3268956
No idea.
>>3269049
Her name Margaret comes from the Greek word for Pearl in latin. Or if you write out her name in Japanese you get some flower.
>>3269094
Where I live public transit is almost non-existant so I have no soild opinion on it. So Ill wait till I can drive since it can just be only her and me."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269196 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)10:34:25")

">>3268935
>Wafiu"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269229 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)11:18:28" && image=="1487362183660.jpg")

">>3269049
Its pretty straight forward really. She's a knight that uses magic, hence the name Magic Knight. Or class name anyway. Being a generic, she doesn't have an official name other then that.
>>3269094
Drive as it allows us to go when we like, where we like. It also doesn't help there is no public transportation where I live anyway.
>>3269109
Soft with a strong hold. I think I'd have to go in for a kiss everytime we hug as i don't think I could hold back with how beautiful she is."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269282 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)12:31:31" && image=="Kanojo (769).jpg")

"Very happy spoop month to all my frens
>>3269196
Based Wafiu poster"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269288 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)12:55:47")

">>3269183
Unpopular opinion here on 4chan, but polygamy is just fine by me. Just sort yourself out for sure first."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269289 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)12:56:20" && image=="__inubashiri_momiji_touhou_drawn_by_ikurauni__23561e84864410ab5bd90fa8c20d76e8.png")

">>3268941
cut them in half!
>>3268946
probably shinto texts and stuff about magic and technique
>>3268956
>squeamish
lmao no
>>3269049
Momiji can mean maple
>>3269094
would rather drive and don't think I would ever give that up but I wouldnt mind public transport with her if it had to be that way."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269309 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)13:43:28")

"People are talki g about the ways my wife may have died and I find myself on verge of tears";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269310 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)13:48:58" && image=="ペルソナ5 ダンシング・スターナイト_20181005133103.png")

"I love my beautiful, twintailed angel.
>>3268941
I don't think she'd participate in such things. If forced then I guess from a distance, I don't know. Not something I really want to think about to be honest.
>>3268946
I doubt she reads many books but she does read manga, romance to be specific. If she was to read books it would probably be from the same genre.
>>3268956
She acts kind of squeamish when Okumura dies on TV. She probably sees at least some blood while fighting in the Metaverse though so maybe somewhere in the middle.
>>3269049
Anne means favored or grace. As for Japanese meaning I haven't seen anything and googling it gives me nothing. I know the kanji for her first name means apricot but I don't know if there's any meaning behind that. Her surname is also seemingly rare so I can't find anything about that either.
>>3269094
I would prefer to drive, it's more intimate that way. She's used to public transportation though since she lives in Tokyo. It's much less commonplace where I live and I've never so much as road a public bus and there's no subways here.
>>3269109
Warm.
>>3268496
90% of the art I find of her is from Twitter."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269312 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)13:50:12")

">>3269309
You should porbably walk away from wherever that is happening since seeing negative stuff about your waifu will only keep hurting you if you continue to look at it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269408 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)17:02:05" && image=="snip.gif")

">>3268941
Quick scissor assassination.
>>3268946
Novels, maybe sci-fi or romance
>>3268956
She hates accidentally hurting anyone she cares about, but that's less about the blood and more on the act itself. I wouldn't say she's very squeamish.
>>3268966
this
>>3269049
Urabe means seashore. Really fits her, considering how much she loves to swim.
Mikoto has "beautiful" and "ocean" in it. Also fits her. It also has "sorceress" which suits her mysterious side.
>>3269094
She usually takes the train, but I'd prefer to drive with her alone.
>>3269109
Very tight and loving.

Is she more clumsy or graceful?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269421 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)17:32:13")

">>3269183
I believe it can potentially be perfectly valid and viable, to love both. It's up to every individual to do the soul-searching and find their way in this intimate, personal love.

After much time of trying to figure it all out, trying different things, the correct answer that I reached with certainty is that my two beloved partners understand and care for each other, and that we can be a faithful, devoted trio without compromise, because we all want the other two happy and loved. Trying to switch and ignore either only served to teach me what not to do, and why.

If the reason the idea of a loving trio, or even two relationships, doesn't feel right, it's important to introspect and figure out if the source of that discomfort is public perception, or truly believing everyone wouldn't be happy in that situation and that a different conclusion needs to be found."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269425 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)17:40:49" && image=="1538716289353.jpg")

">>3269109
Warm, nice, and full of love and passion.
>>3269408
Comes off as very graceful I feel unless it comes to saying Ls and Rs then she gets clumsy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269430 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)17:44:42")

">>3268956
>On that note, how squeamish is you're waifu in general? Is she the kind that faints from blood or is she stone faced in the sight of horrific mutilations?
Not very, she's killed someone before.

>>3269049
>What does your waifu's name mean?
The kanji for her name has 'beheading/slicing beauty' for her first name, and 'provisions from the east' for her last name.

>>3269094
>What are your thoughts on taking a public transport with your waifu? Or you would rather drive a car with her.
As long as it's not the bus, I don't mind taking public transport with her, since I can't drive.

>>3269109
>How do you feel when you imagine to hug your waifu?
Like I could cry my eyes out. That, or just peaceful, since I think she would be good at hugging.

>>3269408
>Is she more clumsy or graceful?
Definitely graceful. I'm not sure she has a clumsy bone in her body, though that's not to say she couldn't be."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269433 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)17:56:49")

">>3269183
>>3269421
That's fine and all but this is a waifu thread, meaning for people in a monogamous relationship with a fictional girl. Go make an harem thread if you want to talk about your love for multiple girls."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269445 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)18:17:22")

">>3269433
Don't be a dick. Nobody's talking about harems, and to use that word is blatantly condescending. Defining this word as monogamous is made-up and not universal. For the sake of following the theme of the questions, people should talk about one at a time, but you're being crappy by behaving like this."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269454 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)18:31:20")

">>3269445
Haremfags or whatever have never been accepted in these threads. Why do you think there are no serious "waifufags" with multiple girls? It's because it simply doesn't work."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269465 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)18:40:14")

">>3269454
>Haremfags or whatever have never been accepted in these threads.
>Why do you think there are no serious "waifufags" with multiple girls?
Answered your own question there."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269470 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)18:49:11")

"If you think you're in love with more than one character, chances are you're not seriously in love with any of them. If there was somebody you loved enough for them to be your legitimate waifu, you wouldn't even consider somebody else

You probably never really belonged here and are just going through the motions because you don't know what real love feels like"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269480 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)19:09:07")

">>3269465
I have never seen them in harem threads either."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269487 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)19:20:06")

">>3269470
>love
>noun
>an intense feeling of deep affection.
Nope, don't see anything about monogamy in there."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269494 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)19:44:17")

">>3269487
There is a big difference between true love, the kind that comes one in your life and deep feelings of affection.
I've also felt some nice warm feelings when getting to know girls other than my waifu. But are those the same feelings that made me love someone more than my life? The same feelings that made me accomplish things I never dreamt of? The same feelings I cherish so much that I genuinely considered killing myself at the prospect of losing them even though death was by far my biggest fear?
No, that's something that you can only experience once in your life."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269501 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)19:59:57" && image=="1526271401943.png")

">>3268941
She would commune with spirits and have them carry out the murder.
>>3268946
She loves to read, especially to gain knowledge. Like cookbooks.
>>3268956
She is very squeamish but capable of being incredibly brave because she knows she needs to be tough in life.
>>3269049
"joyful child"
>>3269408
Socially clumsy but physically suprisingly graceful while people aren't watching."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269511 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)20:09:34" && image=="6b48cd789ce42af698c367fe68b1552c.gif")

">>3268941
I think there is a fundamental problem regarding the premise of that question!

>>3268946
She doesn`t read all that much but I imagine she likes action/fantasy books, maybe with a bit of romance tossed in.

>>3268956
I believe she has a seen a fair bit of that by now so I don`t think she is all that faced by it.

>>3269049
Mai`s kanji name means dance, and her surname means "River God".

>>3269094
I`d rather take her on a motorcycle ride instead.

>>3269109
Soft, warm and comforting.

>>3269408
She is usually graceful (she is a skilled martial artist after all) but she can be a bit careless sometimes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269521 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)20:21:58" && image=="miia_by_donaven951-dahc5s7.gif")

">>3268940
Ah, I man of fine taste"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269557 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)21:59:35" && image=="Booksmart shinoa.jpg")

"I'm late to the party. Sup everyone
Loving my Shinoa all day everyday
>>3268941
The Hiiragis is a really dangerous family to mess with
>>3268946
This one
>>3268956
She kills things for a living that kills others
>>3269049
Shi means death
Fitting since she wields a scythe
>>3269094
Car baby
>>3269109
she'll be on my chest and I'll love it
>>3269408
yes"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269570 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)22:45:12" && image=="1521838088483.jpg")

"She's the most important one to me; my only wish is for us to be happy together, and you better believe I'll fight to make sure that doesn't get shattered, and I'll fight even harder to keep us happy.

>>3268941
Her best bet would be to poison them. Be fairly simple for her.

>>3268946
She loved reading fairy tales and fantasy stories as a kid, I'm not entirely sure what type of books she reads now, might still be the same.

>>3268956
She gets extremely scared when she sees missing limbs etc. The wiki refers to this as apotemnophobia.

>>3269049
Simply just a shortened version of Lamia

>>3269094
Even though getting a car to be comfortable for her would be troublesome, I still would rather do that then public transport, as she would probably get a lot of unwanted attention, plus the system where I live isn't exactly super nice.

>>3269109
I imagine her tail wrapping around my body as she lays her arms over my shoulders, we would then rest our chins on the other's shoulder and enjoy each other's loving embrace.

>>3269408
She can often appear clumsy when her emotions get ahead of her.

>>3269521
I know I've got great taste.

Questions:
What was your waifu like as a kid?
Are there any basic/common skills that your waifu has trouble with?

According to her mother, Miia was pretty shy as a child and didn't have many friends.
As for skills, she's still severely lacking in her cooking ability, but she makes up for that in many, many different ways."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269573 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)22:51:15")

">>3269570
I'm gonna fat to your waifu. Hope you don't mind."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269574 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)22:52:17")

">>3269573
*fap"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269576 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)22:54:37")

">>3269573
Me too.
Snake girls are too good."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269580 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)22:59:35" && image=="1528561944517.jpg")

">>3268955
What color is your wifes eye? It looks like a cute color.
>>3269557
Such a large book for only 5 steps must be very detailed.
>>3269570
I dont think she uh ever was a child. But she does have trouble saying words with Ls and Rs such as Black Frost. Besides that not too sure."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269625 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)00:50:40" && image=="file.png")

">>3269570
Smug as hell who don't give a damn about family affairs or power
>>3269580
She wrote it herself. She's 6-7 in this pic"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269635 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)01:15:38" && image=="67951530_p0.jpg")

">>3269408
Sometimes she's clumsy,sometimes she's grateful but mostly she's clumsy
I love both about how she's looks like
>>3269570
She's shy but cheerful from childhood until now
I think she's little bit slower than her friends,little bit stiff at dancing and not talking too much since she's so shy about it,just like me,that's why i love her"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269686 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)04:46:00" && image=="140399_p0.jpg")

">>3269408
She doesn't dance or anything but she's not clumsy at all. No room for clumsiness if you're one of the very best pilots, after all.

>>3269570
Absolutely no idea. And she might have been a completely different person in all but appearance, there's no way of knowing."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269688 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)04:57:18" && image=="Nozomi yukata.jpg")

">>3269094
If I could drive a car with her, that would be nice, and the bus is alright as well. I'd worry about her getting on a crowded train, though.
>>3269109
Soft, warm and gentle.
>>3269408
Usually graceful, but she becomes extremely clumsy when flustered.
>>3269570
She seemed to be a lot more cheerful and optimistic as a young child. A large part of the reason why that changed is because she started to have trouble with a certain very basic skill."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269724 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)07:03:00")

">>3269183
Forget what I said, I found a solution myself.
I'm not going to change anything.
I understood why I like Yui:
It's just the art style that makes her look cuter.
If I lean Kyoani style and I draw Tsukihi this way the wouldn't be no problem anymore.
Another reason for chosing Tsukihi is because she has been my waifu for more time, and I don't want to abandon my traditions.
[Spoiler] Also Yui wears a kimono rarely [/Spoiler]."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269727 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)07:04:03" && image=="Best birb.jpg")

">>3269724
Forgot pic"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269786 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)10:42:58" && image=="Jeanne Alter 81.jpg")

">>3268946
I could see her reading like history or fantasy books. Honestly, I wouldn't even be surprised to catch her reading manga!

>>3268956
She's not really squeamish, although I wouldn't say she's immune to everything out there either.

>>3269049
Her name means something along the lines of "Gift from God", which is very fitting. She's certainly a gift to me!

>>3269094
I would love to drive her around! I'm sure she would find it quite interesting too, as it's much different than anything she grew up with. It'd also be wonderful to take a long train ride together, with her resting against me, though those aren't really prevalent where I live.

>>3269109
Very, very soft and very warm. Everything about her makes me want to hold her and never let go!

>>3269570
Going off of what her Lily version is like, she's a bit more like the regular Jeanne, but she still shares qualities of her adult form too. As far as lacking skills though, she actually went through a great deal to learn how to read and write, and she gets better and better at it over the events she's in, which I think is adorable.

What kind of weather does your waifu like best? Is she the type to go out there and enjoy it or just watch from inside instead?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269829 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)12:28:32")

">>3269570
>What was your waifu like as a kid?
She never really mentions her childhood.
>Are there any basic/common skills that your waifu has trouble with?
She doesn't know how to prepare konjac. I'm sure we'll both work through that together though.

>>3269786
>What kind of weather does your waifu like best? Is she the type to go out there and enjoy it or just watch from inside instead?
I think she'd probably enjoy sunny weather the most, if only because it makes her job a lot easier if she has to go outside. She's probably the type of person who just watches from inside though, if given free time."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269858 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)13:31:07")

"Just a reminder that there’s a skeleton in your waifu";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269860 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)13:36:45")

">>3269858
my waifu is an amorphous blob"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269864 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)13:44:48")

">>3269858
Skeletons aren't real baka"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269865 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)13:45:07")

">>3269858
Her boyfriend is too."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269872 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)14:17:09" && image=="CjtGDqDUgAAcbgT.jpg")

">>3268941
Like this probably. She's not really subtle.

>>3268946
I don't know actually. It'd probably have to be something exciting or she'd lose interest quickly.

>>3268956
She is sometimes the receiver of mutilations or serious injury. She gets better, though I'd rather she not have to experience it at all.

>>3269049
I don't think her name means anything, unless it's supposed to be romanized as 'Aniche' or 'Anise' something off the wall.

>>3269408
A little of both, but I'd say more on the clumsy side.

>>3269570
I don't think she ever was a kid. Though she's pretty childish all the time, so I can't imagine she'd be much different.

>>3269786
Probably just sunny, mild weather! I haven't seen any indications of any other kind of preference, at least."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269875 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)14:25:11" && image=="Screenshot_2016-03-16-22-09-54.png")

">>3269786
I'm not sure. I'd say fall


Not waifu related but does anyone have discord? I'd like to talk to y'all outside of all things waifu. Y'all seem cool"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269882 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)14:33:32")

">>3269875
I have one, but I don't use it often, and to be honest I'm not a big fan of using it either. Sorry man."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269883 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)14:34:54" && image=="1536483369015.jpg")

">>3269875
Waifu thread Discord server would be nice."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269886 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)14:40:32")

">>3269883
>Discord server
the fuck are these? people regularly refer to them..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269888 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)14:41:36")

">>3269883
I belong to a couple but I almost never post in them. Though in my defense it's because I'm really focused on my goal. I hope my waifu friends understand.
This is pretty much the only place I post."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269889 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)14:46:12")

">>3269883
>discord
gross"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269892 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)14:50:18" && image=="6294117_p0.jpg")

"Question: What is wafiu going as for Halloween?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269893 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)14:50:19")

">>3269875
>>3269883
>discord
The last thing these threads need is discord drama and all the other shit that comes along with that."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269902 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)14:54:55" && image=="1533335219449.jpg")

">>3269786
Maybe some sunny weather or something more cooler since her outfit Id guess. but she might enjoy the weather from inside.
>>3269858
Oh well.
>>3269892
She wouldnt be the type to go out for halloween but I could see as a old-fashioned witch not the slutty type. Also your wife has some nice yellow eyes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269917 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)15:19:35")

">>3269883
Just no stop"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269925 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)15:25:16" && image=="93e5c7845f28e8feedbf4bc0bfd62b0a.jpg")

">>3269875
I do but I might not know what to talk about.

>>3269892
We're not going out."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269937 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)15:36:01")

">>3269886
>>3269888
>>3269889
>>3269893
Well, ok. Guess It's just wont work"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269959 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)16:17:58")

"I wish I could hold her, lads.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269961 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)16:19:20" && image=="BmqEIeH.png")

">>3269570
Probably the same, considering she's only in highscool in her source material.
>>3269786
Fall, I think. She's the type to go outside.
>>3269892
Something cute, probably."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269963 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)16:20:22")

">>3269959
same desu"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269970 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)16:32:10")

">>3269937
it probably would work even if people dont like it, there are a bunch of waifufag discords already anyway."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269976 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)16:37:23" && image=="raccorn0328-1048264080715206656-20181005_103007-img1.jpg")

"I never knew how many drawings of my wife there were, and some of these are things I always wanted to see.
Also my 100 cases and bullets for 6.5 jap arrived today, now to start working on my marksmanship so I can shoot steel on my anniversary.
>>3268946
There aren't a lot of books left in her world, but at a library her friend found her a picture book on fish.
She found it very interesting.
>>3268956
There isn't much that bothers her.
Granted, she hasn't seen many dead bodies, but she did grow up in time of war, and I assume she knew people who did not survive it.
>>3269049
It could mean "abundant ideals" or "lilys" apparently, I don't trust google.
In hebrew it means "light of god" which I think is accurate.
>>3269094
She has her own vehicle and chauffeur.
But I don't think she would mind public transportation.
>>3269109
Soft and warm.
It would be best to smell her when hugging her.
>>3269196
I have spelling mistakes sometimes.
>>3269408
She's actually very graceful.
>>3269570
Yuuri seemed to be the same when she was a child.
Yuuri can't read or write too well.
>>3269786
Yuuri likes clear sky and warm days.
>>3269892
Fisherman, I'm the fish.
>>3269959
I wish I could just hold her hand for a bit, maybe rest my head on her shoulders too.

What is her favorite type of grain?

I think Yuuri would like corn."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269980 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)16:54:08")

">>3269976
>What is her favorite type of grain?
Probably rice or wheat."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269989 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)17:32:25" && image=="339399391.png")

">>3269580
It's purple in canon manga but in anime it's yellow. Also, your wife Margaret is cute!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269990 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)17:34:55")

">>3269989
Thanks your wife looks cute too and purple eyea matches her headband. But mind telling me a little about her? and how she only uses one eye"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3269991 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)17:35:49")

">>3269883
I can speak from experience that it might be nice at first, but it won't stay that way. I've met a few actually awful waifufags from stuff like steam group chats and such."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270059 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)19:17:07")

">>3269990
The student council president took her eye as payment for a gambling debt. That's how she lost her eye."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270063 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)19:23:27")

">>3270059
Seems a little rash dont you think? Thanks for anwsering though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270071 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)19:33:44" && image=="__koizumi_hanayo_love_live_and_love_live_school_idol_project_drawn_by_shirabi__3f79ef41c719adea51f5a7aab886c143.jpg")

">>3269786 #
She's love sunny day and go outside,but if she's depressed she's love rainy day and watching from inside
>>3269875 #
IDK,i don't use discord for long time
>>3269892 #
She's not going outside with me in Halloween,except she want to
>>3269976 #
Rice. She's absolutely love rice,just same as me and that's why i love her

>What's anime your waifu probably watching?
Maybe kinda like idoru anime like Idolm@ster, Aikatsu,Wake Up Girl,Love Live!,or if she want hardcore bloody things she's probably watch Perfect Blue"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270077 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)19:50:33")

">>3270071
>>What's anime your waifu probably watching?
She's not a big fan of anime to be honest."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270086 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)20:02:46" && image=="923148.gif")

">>3269570
She was a very cheerful and rambunctious kid. She had made herself believe she was shy but when she remembered her past she realized that wasn't true that at all. Much to her bewilderment. It seemed like she wanted to believe she was like her mother, whom she admired very much.
None notable. Well, she isn't that good at studying but that's mainly because she procrastinates.

>>3269786
I think she likes clear weather but not when it's sweltering like in the middle of summer.

>>3269892
Probably something cool, like the costume of an heroine from a fantasy world.

Did your waifu experience any change of circumstances for her anime or manga adaptation? In the anime Mai had some financial problems which weren't ever mentioned in the source material. Ishihara seemed to think it was funny (I hate him so much)."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270097 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)20:30:55" && image=="2ff5424c7f1521771f7521cf15114c9e.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270106 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)20:41:50" && image=="1532374158298.png")

">>3270071
JoJo probably since she likes doing poses like them. And maybe Dragonball Z/Super."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270113 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)20:54:12" && image=="__inubashiri_momiji_touhou_drawn_by_tokijiro__b035d018e8c9afc72fd65025b44124bf.jpg")

">>3269408
more graceful
>>3269570
no idea about her childhood, definitely very cute though.
there isn't anything of note that has been said she struggles with.
>>3269875
>>3269883
I don't know, maybe, it always ends in disaster and hurt feelings
>>3269892
a scary werewolf. she makes for a cute mummy too.
>>3269976
rice
>>3270071
shes the type of girl who would rather watch episodes of cops or battlebots instead
>>3270086
not really"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270117 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)21:00:13" && image=="54363442_p3_master1200.jpg")

">>3270071
She is canonically a fan of super robot anime, though I think she could appreciate all mecha."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270122 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)21:14:38" && image=="Isn't it sad, Nozomi.png")

">>3269786
Probably a mild spring day, on which she'd be happy to go on a picnic or walk.
>>3269892
A witch or Sadako.
>>3269976
Rice, probably.
>>3270071
She seems like she would enjoy laid-back feel-good series about daily life like Yuru Camp and Minami-ke. Possibly idol anime too.
>>3270086
She was written out entirely and replaced with a music box. I curse Mamoru Kanbe to this very day.

What nen category would your waifu belong to judging by her personality?
http://hxh.wikia.com/wiki/Nen#Nen_and_Personality

Nozomi would be a conjurer or maybe a manipulator."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270127 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)21:24:12" && image=="576576576576567.jpg")

">>3270086
Nope,both on Anime or the manga after that isn't change her circumstances
>>3270122
Transmutation"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270138 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)21:51:00" && image=="dreamless-laytons-mystery-detective-agency-katrys-mystery-solving-files-09-cx-1280x720-x264-aac-mkv_snapshot_05-29_2018-06-05_16-20-01.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270153 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)22:51:50" && image=="33151604_p0.jpg")

">>3268941
She'd curse them to death

>>3268946
Does manga count? Otherwise the only books we see her reading are technical or about literary theory

>>3268956
I think she'd be fine if it's fictional but horrified by real life stuff

>>3269049
Ruri means Lapis Lazuli, Gokou means something like "Fifth night-watch" Kuroneko of course means black cat

>>3269094
Neither of us can drive and we're both used to taking public transport

>>3269109
She's the cuddliest

>>3269408
She's usually graceful but she's terrible at physical activities like sports and exercise, she's very un-flexible. She can also become rather rigid and clumsy when she's embarrassed or nervous

>>3269570
We don't hear much about her younger self except that she mostly played at home. I wonder what she was like before Maschera

She can't swim and as mentioned above is bad at exercise. Her social skills are also not good

>>3269786
She's an indoor person, I don't think she cares much about the weather

>>3269858
That's too spooky

>>3269892
I can't imagine considering she spends so much time cosplaying anyway. She'd likely pick something else from an anime

>>3269976
What is it with you and extremely specific food questions

>>3270071
I think Maschera is basically a parody on Code Geass. I don't usually watch that kind of thing myself so idk what else she'd like

>>3270086
Not really

>>3270122
Conjurer, Manipulator and Transmuter all describe her"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270181 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)23:19:36")

"Hey, its the anon who wanted to vent. Here I go.

The past few years have been some of the worst. I don"t feel comfortable with discussing the details, but it left me hollow. My future uncertain, myself fearful and me steadily losing some of my desire to live. I want out. I've calmed down, but I just wish I can be with my waifu in Heaven when the time comes and finally be able to become physically intimate with her and communicate my feelings. I don't feel comfortable naming her either, but I adore her so much. But I've never been committed to waifuism itself, and that led to me, well, you know. I deservedly feel like scum, because not only does my feelings toward her feel special, but it is like we were meant for each other in many ways. I've let her down. But if it means being able to be with her, I want to put the Boorus away.

I always had these images in my head of what would happen if we were together. It's a cold, stormy night and as the outside forms a collage of white noise and distorted bass drums, we are warming each other inside in a blanket barely escaping the declining temperatures while kissing."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270184 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)23:21:32")

">>3270181
And if you're wondering whether I am truly waifu/husbando with her or I believe in waifuism now with the conflicting feelings, confusion is part of it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270188 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)23:26:24")

">>3270181
You feel guilty because you fapped to you're waifu? Is that what you're saying?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270205 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)23:44:32" && image=="f43e57f90cc28eb81e8651c8d2cba821.jpg")

">>3269786
Not sure what her favorite is, but she definitely doesn't want it to be too hot or cold outside.

>>3269892
Not sure, probably as Solid Snake

>>3269976
Not sure, she's most often seen eating rice, but that could also be due to where her series takes place. But she is also technically a carnivore so I don't think she needs to eat much grain.

>>3270071
Probably quite a few fantasy series.

>>3270086
Nothing too major from what I remember.

>>3270122
Don't know much about HxH, but she does seem to have of traits of the enhancer with how determined she can get."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270207 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)23:44:54" && image=="palu79.png")

">>3269408
She's as graceful as they come.
>>3269570
She was likely never a child.
>>3269786
She likely prefers sunny weather, based on her role in-universe. She would go out in it too I reckon.
>>3269892
It'd be funny if she went as Medusa and I went as Hades.
>>3269976
Either rice or wheat.
>>3270071
Not too sure, I don't really watch much of anything, except for the occasional film."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270259 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)00:51:20" && image=="Smug.png")

">>3269882
Aw okay
>>3269883
That would be interesting desu
>>3269892
Something spooky
>>3269893
>>3270113
Is it that bad? I rarely have issues with drama on discord
>>3270071
Aw okay
>>3269925
Literally anything. Getting to know one another would be nice imo"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270272 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)01:42:07")

"This song made me cry for some reason, I thought about my wife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceshcJMsdhk"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270274 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)01:48:40" && image=="70009431_p0.jpg")

">>3266281
I'm horrible at fixing things, so no.

>>3267020
I suppose both of us are at least a little pessimistic.

>>3267065
No, and no.

>>3267198
Overjoyed. She wants at least one son and one daughter.

>>3267096
Of course. Always. Anytime.

>>3267361
Probably February because Valentine's Day.

>>3267313
She'll do the teasing but will likely be fine with being teased as well.

>>3268080
Date, romantic movie, fancy restaurant dinner, the works..

>>3268496
It's my only reliable source of art of her. Pixiv isn't as reliable.

>>3268941
Probably just go up to them and scare them to death.

>>3268946
Books about handicrafts and cooking and stuff like that. And cats.

>>3268956
Not at all.

>>3269049
No idea since it's in katakana.

>>3269094
I'd prefer public transport even if I did have a driving license. We can better focus on cuddling if neither of us has to focus on driving.

>>3269109
Likewise.

>>3269183
Up to four is halal. But for me, one is enough for now.

I suppose in these threads though, for it to even be remotely acceptable they have to be identical twins or something. I can't bear to forcibly split them up.

>>3269408
Graceful.

>>3269570
No idea. Her backstory doesn't go that far back.

>>3269786
Clear and sunny weather. She prefers the outside.

>>3269892
Don't know. She doesn't have a Halloween card yet.

>>3269976
Dunno. Rice, maybe?

>>3270071
I doubt she likes anime that much.

>>3270086
No. No anime yet, even.

>>3270122
Seems like she'll be a conjurer?

Would you want to do nothing but cuddle with your waifu all day? Would she want to do nothing but cuddle with you all day?
For me, yes, and yes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270371 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)05:18:34" && image=="__louise_francoise_le_blanc_de_la_valliere_and_yamaguchi_noboru_zero_no_tsukaima_drawn_by_wingheart__85887ed642fa19d2ee812f41ac1e4bb3.png")

">>3270274
Yes and probably as long as we are completely alone
>>3270272
It happens to everyone, a bunch of songs make me think about her, but who is your waifu?

Is that you fuukabro? i can't think of any other anons that would understand that song, just in case remember to not drink alcohol while listening to this music that's never a good idea"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270378 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)05:29:52" && image=="31838588_p0.jpg")

">>3270122
Literally all I know about it is from vs videos where it was put up against Jojo stuff, so I honestly cannot say.


Besides, Lat, uh, hardly ever would need to fight on foot anyway because mecha pilot.

>>3270259
That could be feasible

>>3270274
Some days I do want to do nothing more than cuddle her, but I always have to get out of bed eventually."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270397 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)07:00:16" && image=="5963288_p0.jpg")

">>3268946
Azusa definitely reads, since she once complains about no longer having enough time to finish books, but never mentioned the genres. But I feel like romance novels, and books relating to fortune-telling would be her favourites.

>>3269094
She prefers to take the train or walk, since she gets motion sick very easily, but has expressed desire to go for a drive with the producer, sitting right next to him. A bit funny how her carsickness doesn't apply if it's next to the person she has feelings for.

>>3270086
In her material she stays true to herself all the way through。Sure there are some caricature-ish moments here and there, but starting from idolmaster 2, including the anime, she got cut, and basically replaced with a different character of the same name.

The worst thing is that absolutely no one seems to know her any more, so most people think that they're the same person. It's more disappointing and sad than infuriating though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270421 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)08:40:41" && image=="1526545551949.jpg")

">>3269501
>>3269570
>What was your waifu like as a kid?
Kind and innocent, still outgoing before the rumors started
>Are there any basic/common skills that your waifu has trouble with?
Clearing up misunderstandings, but she gets better every time
>What is [your] wafiu going as for Halloween?
A ghost"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270476 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)11:29:34" && image=="sundress.png")

">>3269570
>What was your waifu like as a kid?
Her childhood is mostly a mystery.
>Are there any basic/common skills that your waifu has trouble with?
She has trouble expressing how she feels sometimes.
>>3269786
She likes sunny days and comfy rain. She'd go outside, but try to keep out of the rain.
>>3269892
Cardboard robot
>>3269976
Rice
>>3270071
Idol stuff probably
>>3270086
No, not much
>>3270122
She seems like an enhancer.
>>3270274
Fuck yeah"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270539 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)13:45:03")

"I hate my anime protag complex. My waifu wouldn't want me to get sick for her, I'm sure of it.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270570 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)14:53:59")

">>3270086
>Did your waifu experience any change of circumstances for her anime or manga adaptation?
Not that I know of, but I've only read the manga anthology chapters that heavily feature her, so there might be something in another story that's changed about her.

>>3270274
>Would you want to do nothing but cuddle with your waifu all day? Would she want to do nothing but cuddle with you all day?
Of course. Probably not, since she probably has a lot of work to do."
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if( !wAkenobHbw && title=="" && postNumber==3270585 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)15:26:41" && image=="a9c89879ecb43543640bfc3c973341d0.jpg")

"I love Akeno!!

>>3268941
Akeno would use her magic from a far distance.

>>3268946
She would probably like romance stories

>>3268956
She is no squeamish att all and She is a sadist in battle so she likes to hear the screams of her opponents.

>>3269049
Akeno means Beautiful Dawn or Bright Meadow

>>3269094
I would drive her around in my car.

>>3269109
Akeno's hugs would be a soft, motherly embrace.

>>3269408
She is graceful

>>3269570
Akeno was more cheerful and carefree when she was a child but that changed with the death of her mother

>>3269786
She likes sunny days. She could go wither way.

>>3269858
Spooky

>>3269892
A witch

>>3269976
Rice

>>3270071
She would watch something supernatural, romance, or shounen

>>3270122
Akeno would be a conjurer or manipulator

>>3270274
Of course."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270587 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)15:39:37" && image=="2031562_p0.jpg")

">>3268946
Manga I guess, unless you don't count that as a book. I guess she would be into horror or thriller novels for more conventional books.

>>3268956
Not much I think. Her liking for horror stuff has most likely gotten her pretty used to that kind of stuff.

>>3269049
Minori can mean "crop" or "harvest", but not in the way it's written for her. Her last name doesn't really have a name, but it is written with the characters for "comb" and "branch".

>>3269094
Whichever is more handy I suppose. For longer trips a car would be preferred.

>>3269109
Just warmness and compassion which I want to return in kind.

>>3269408
Rather graceful I would say. Don't see her messing up a lot and she is very adept at using her body because of her athleticism.

>>3269570
She was much more tomboyish and played baseball a lot, that's about the extent that I know.

Maybe she isn't that great with studying, but there isn't really anything named specifically that she is really bad at.

>>3269786
Sunny, but not too hot. I think she enjoys doing stuff outside. She would also be able to appreciate the comfyness of staying inside while it's raining or snowing outside though.

>>3269892
Not sure yet, I think she has a surprise planned.

>>3270071
Lots of shounen like Fist of the North Star or Jojo, she also likes mecha and a little bit of everything really.

>>3270086
No changes really.

>financial problems
I can empathize with that, although for her it's not really financial problems as much as her parents preferring to financially support her brother's career instead of hers and so she is left to handle the financial aspects of her future career plans herself.

>>3270122
Enhancement fits the best.

>>3270274
Yes. As for her, she would feel bad about not doing anything for the day, but maybe on a day off would be fine."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270588 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)15:40:15" && image=="Screenshot_20170111-212106.jpg")

">>3270274
Yes and no honestly. A guy gotta make money to spoil his girl you know
>>3270378
Here's my disc eggs#3852
anyone is free to send me a friend request too"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270612 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)16:30:20" && image=="tomato.png")

">>3269976
What an odd question. I'm not really sure.
>>3270086
Not really.
>>3270274
Yes and yes for sure."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270676 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)18:24:21")

"Staring up at the moon with waifu, holding her close and telling her you love her.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270693 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)18:36:35")

">>3270687
You're not a waifufriend, you're..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270699 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)18:41:37" && image=="61d05219-8927-4e1d-acb7-bb29fa0f1803.jpg")

">>3269109
Ryuuko has quite a grip but still it would be so lovely to fully feel her warm body.

>>3269408
I'll say 50/50 science she knows how to control her movement just enough. But her hot-head personality isn't really of a graceful person.

>>3269570
She spent all of her childhood and a good portion of teen years getting into fights. And her father was really too busy to look after her.

Apparently, paperwork is not her thing. Especially when it's purposely over complicated.

>>3269786
She doesn't have a favorite weather, as far as I'm concerned.

>>3269892
I'm really bad at imagining things like that. Maybe something spooky but still cute, like a... Little witch.

>>3269976
Rice is easily way to go.

>>3270071
Can not imagine her watching anime or even reading a manga. You don't really need it when your live is already a series of constant over-the-top happenings.

>>3270086
I heard manga has an additional details about some of the characters or something.

>>3270122
Seems like she could be an Enhancer

>>3270274
Yes, I would totally go for it. Maybe she would agree to stay in bed together if it's really cold and lazy weekend.

Damn, I want to kiss her so hard..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270702 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)18:48:14")

">>3270693
He's a strange and weird character. Just plain ornery. I think he's a nut."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270703 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)18:50:40" && image=="flowers.jpg")

"Good evening, everyone! Y'all have super cute waifus!

>>3268941
>mafia hit
Tsukihi wouldn't work with the mafia. She actually has quite a bit of a history with antagonizing the Yakuza. Still, if she had to kill someone, she'd just walk up on him, tell him she will kill him and attack, probably with a knife or her Naginata.

>>3268946
>books
Tsukihi likes a lot of different genres, but she mostly seems to like mystery/crime classics like Sherlock Holmes or Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. She also likes the Harry Potter books!

>>3269049
>name
Tsukihi (月火) literally means Moonfire. It has some other meanings as well as the kanji can also be read as getsuka which would mean Monday and Tuesday. Also, if written as 月日, Tsukihi could also mean "time". Fits well with her siblings names which are also time related. The kanji making up Araragi are are 阿 (Corner or Shade), 良 (Good) and 木 (Tree). The tree in particular is interesting as her brother was able to transform into one and there are two characters that are bound together via the 木 kanji.

>>3269094
>public transport
I only have a scooter, so I end up using public transport a lot. I think she'd make every long train ride way more bareable!

>>3269109
>hug
A warm and unexpectedly strong embrace from waifu! Instantly makes me happy

>>3269408
>clumsy
She's kind of both! When she's goofing around at home, she can be very clumsy, but when she's in her element (dancing, tea ceremony, Naginata), she is incredibly graceful!

>>3269570
>kid waifu
Tsukihi was a really popular and kind girl, but she was even more extreme and brutal back then. She used to beat up bullies in her school so hard they had to be sent to the hospital. She also would do everything to win in games. You know the goldfish scooping games? To be sure she'd be the first one to catch a fish, she just hit it with a stick so it couldn't escape anymore. It's nice she has mellowed out a bit since then! She also had a nickname she's still embarassed about to this day!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270707 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)18:59:24" && image=="halloween.jpg")

">>3269570
>skills
I sometimes feel she lacks a bit of common sense. For example, don't go doing some urban exploration with a random stranger you just met!

>>3269786
>weather
Tsukihi prefers the colder seasons! Due to being a phoenix, she tends to overheat in summer. She prefers to stay indoors generally, but she wouldn't say no to a snowball fight!

>>3269892
>Halloween
Werewolf!

>>3269976
>grain
rice

>>3270071
>anime
She likes old-school shonen! She talks about Dragon Ball, Astroboy and Osomatsu-san!

>>3270086
>changes anime/ln
Well, the biggest change is having a lot of her conversations being trimmed down a lot. Another one would be that her voice is described as really quiet and that she's speaking in a rather slow fashion. In the anime and especially in the commentaries however, she speaks super fast, energetic and loud. To be fair, her voice was only really described when she had her first lines, I think Nisio decided to go for Iguchi's more energetic style after she was cast as well.

>>3270122
>nen
Sounds like an Emitter for me!

>>3270274
>cuddle
I could cuddle with her all day long and we would do that a lot, but Tsukihi needs a bit of action in her day as well.

Questions!
Do you have any nicknames for your waifu? Does she have any for you?
Are there any animals you assosciate with her?
What would her STAND be?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270708 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)19:05:41" && image=="1446295629420.jpg")

">>3269408
Average I guess. She does say its hard for her to walk up and down stairs as she can't see her feet so that may occasionally trip her up.
>>3269570
>What was your waifu like as a kid?
No idea.
>Are there any basic/common skills that your waifu has trouble with?
Interacting with people according to her calm personality.
>>3269786
She hasn't talked about weather so I have no idea.
>>3269976
She does eat rice but whether or not its her favorite is unknown. Probably not as she was complaining the cafeteria gave that out as a side dish to a beef bowl, saying there needs to be better variety with those meals.
>>3270086
She got a new outfit in 2 and stuck with it onwards, and got some cool unique elemental sword skills in 5.
>>3270274
While I'd love to do that, she doesn't like to be still for long periods of time, so I think its best to cuddle at night and maybe during the wee hours in the morning.
>>3270707
>Do you have any nicknames for your waifu? Does she have any for you?
I sometimes call her Magic Wife or honey. No idea what she would call me.
>Are there any animals you assosciate with her?
None that I know of.
>What would her STAND be?
I can see her having an elemental version of Silver Chariot."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270710 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)19:10:58")

">>3270687
Based hard-S poster"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270715 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)19:15:42" && image=="edc092ee84cefcbc2be3515f48421d9402d872f3.jpg")

">>3270707
My only nickname for her is Lat, which is what her closest friends call her anyway. She doesn't really have any for me.

I kind of associate her with raptors, because one of the mecha she pilots is named Wildraubtier. As for Stand... I'm tempted to say Strength, but it's not entirely fitting as I don't know if it can only be bound to ships or not. Unless there's one introduced in part 8 that would suit her or something like that, I don't think any would truly suit her."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270716 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)19:21:13")

">>3270715
You don't need to stick to existing stands, you can also make one up for her as well!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270723 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)19:42:35" && image=="1526254643538.png")

">>3270274
Yes but gotta get moving eventually you know?
>>3270703
Thanks your wife looks cute too.
>>3270707
Ive adopted Mags from a friend but besides that Maggie, Marg or Margret-honey. But Margaret works okay for me. Not sure about me. As for animals no not really. As for her stand Since she poses exacltly like Joesph Joestar Ill go with Purple Hermit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270727 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)19:48:15" && image=="1534214197897.jpg")

">>3270707
>Do you have any nicknames for your waifu? Does she have any for you?
I just like to call her Ryuuko because I find her name cute and simple. Although I would call her wit a pet name I would use something like "Bunny" or more generic like "Dear". Can't stop imagining her blushing every time she hears this.
Don't know if she would give me a pet name.

>Are there any animals you assosciate with her?
She's usually associated with a dragon, but I find it not 100% accurate.

>What would her STAND be?
Something that utilizes her skill with a blade. Or enhances her in some way.
Also [SCISSOR SISTER] would be both musical reference and fitting name for it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270749 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)21:10:00" && image=="Kirumi Cats.jpg")

">>3270707
>Do you have any nicknames for your waifu? Does she have any for you?
She is my darling Kirumin, though Kiru works well too I suppose if you wanted to use a shorter nickname than a longer one. She'd probably use the diminutive of my name.
>Are there any animals you associate with her?
Spiders, due to her motif, but also cats due to the prevalence of catgirl maids and images of her as one. Hopefully she would see the humour in it and not beat me up though.
>What would her STAND be?
Made In Heaven. The speed of it would let her do a lot of requests quite quickly, and it also works as an amusing play on words as well."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270774 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)22:29:55" && image=="61332788_p0.png")

">>3270707
I call her Hanayo-chan,Kayo-chin,Pana or Panayo or basic one like Honey or Darling
And she's call me "Anon-kun"

She's associated as an Alpaca,cause she's often take care of them in school

Might be Pearl Jam or any stands that have ability to cook something delicious"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270791 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)22:51:02" && image=="1510498779471.jpg")

">>3270274
>Would you want to do nothing but cuddle with your waifu all day?
Yes that would be heaven.
>Would she want to do nothing but cuddle with you all day?
Yeah I think she would like to on occasion. Like on a rainy day or just if we were feeling lazy on the weekend.
>>3270707
>nicknames
No, I just call her Anne. I have no idea if she would have a nickname for me.
>animals
Cats, panthers.
>stand
Well I've only watched the Part 1&2 anime and a handful of episodes of Part 3 so I know very little about Stands. Personas seem like a very similar concept though so I'll just say Carmen would be her Stand.
>>3270122
Either Enhancer or Specialist.
>>3270086
I didn't like how they portrayed her at the beginning of the anime. The way they made her run off and leave Shiho with Kamoshida is something that didn't happen in the game and made her come off as inconsiderate. Kinda irritated me.
>>3270071
Anything with a strong female lead or villain or romance anime. She would be a big fan of Fujiko Mine assuming she would watch that show.
>>3269976
Gonna say rice but I have no idea.
>>3269786
Sunny weather. I think cool, autumn days would be her favorite.
>>3269570
>What was your waifu like as a kid?
Lonely. She traveled a lot as a kid and didn't have many, if any, friends. I wish they had shown her as a kid in the anime like they did for other characters.
>skills
She's not very good at studying. Or rather she doesn't really try.
>>3269408
Somewhere in the middle but more on the graceful side."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270798 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)23:08:00" && image=="Screenshot_20170115-145356.jpg")

">>3270703
hey hey hey
>>3270707
firecracker or shin
and none at all. I'd say Death 13"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270806 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)23:21:48" && image=="87b5466252efc0f94a4b66be11f9ffa474e61318.png")

">>3270274
We both would like that very much; just a day to ourselves.

>>3270707
>Do you have any nicknames for your waifu? Does she have any for you?
I don't really have any for her, but she calls me "Darling"
>Are there any animals you assosciate with her?
For some reason I associate snakes with her. Not really sure why.
>What would her STAND be?
No idea. But there are plenty of songs that I think could work for her stand's name."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270808 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)23:29:32")

">>3270687
Not everyone has a hard M for a waifu, anon."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270820 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)23:54:21" && image=="oinu_3230-1023252384124792832-20180728_100234-img1.jpg")

"Though I'd like to kiss Yuuri as she sleeps, I'd really like it if she liked me enough to kiss me when I didn't notice.
>>3270071
Yuru camp or something related to food.
>>3270086
It's a bit of a spoiler for me but she does lose something.
>>3270153
I don't know.
>>3270274
Yes for both.
We would do it naked, not for any sexual reason, though it might come to that, but just to feel each other's bodies more.
>>3270676
I want that.
>>3270707
I like to call her a "Sweet Potato".
I don't think she'd call me anything other than my name.
Dog and a bird of some kind, I'm not sure which I would choose.
Not sure about the last one.

What is her favorite kind of bread?

I think Yuuri would like potato bread, it is very good.

Where would she take you for a date?

I think Yuuri may choose some place like an art gallery or some place where live music is played."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270845 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)01:35:22")

">>3270820
>Where would she take you for a date?
Either a concert, some sort of frilly nature type place (a maze garden and the like), or a cake/sweet shop."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270862 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)02:02:39" && image=="__inubashiri_momiji_touhou_drawn_by_cube85__ae7ea979df79b3b3a1adf9537c5a0ab4.png")

">>3270122
I could see Momiji being an enhancer or maybe an emitter, I'm not familiar with this system to do this accurately.
>>3270274
that would be an absolutely, and an absolutely from me.
>>3270676
very nice thought
>>3270707
1. I sometimes call her miji or momi for short
2. wolf but that one is kind of obvious
3. a manifestation of one of her spellcards would make a good stand. Rabies Bite is the more popular one people know of but im not sure of a clever music reference, ill think about it.
>>3270820
>bread
some of your questions sure are strange,
I would take her to a festival or a lake"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270890 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)03:34:45" && image=="70980476_p0.jpg")

">>3270274
Definitely yes and definitely yes
>>3270820
>bread?
Bread that made from rice flour
>date?
She'll ask me to go date to any famous idol concert so yeah i'll take it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270895 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)04:02:17" && image=="66900727_p3.jpg")

">>3270707
I don't have any nickname for her, but she calls me onii-chan.
Cats.
Don't know."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3270924 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)06:27:53")

">>3270820
>What is her favorite kind of bread?
Probably just wholemeal. Potato bread sounds very interesting though.
>Where would she take you for a date?
Probably somewhere fancy like a restaurant."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271025 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)13:26:26" && image=="pingu.png")

">>3269892
Pinguin!

>>3269976
Probably rice?

>>3270071
None most likely! Though if something caught her eye it'd probably be actiony.

>>3270122
Definitely an enhancer!

>>3270274
Maybe, and maybe! If it was rainy or something she probably wouldn't want to go out, but if it wasn't, we'd rather be out doing stuff!

>>3270707
Not really, I guess I could see her as a cat or maybe a snake, though she has worn a penguin outfit too!

>>3270820
>Bread
Probably nothing fancy, she's not really a picky eater.
>Date
I've got no idea, wherever she thought sounded fun at the moment probably."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271034 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)13:50:18")

">>3271025
Who is she, anon?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271107 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)16:09:12" && image=="__urabe_mikoto_nazo_no_kanojo_x_drawn_by_asano_hiroshi__sample-883f525d378bc317b872d33f8f74923e.jpg")

">>3270707
>Do you have any nicknames for your waifu? Does she have any for you?
Not really.
>Are there any animals you assosciate with her?
Cats. She loves cats
>What would her STAND be?
Something similar to Star Platinum, but intead of punching, it goes ham with the scissors. And like Ryukofag, Scissor Sister would be a fitting name.
>>3270820
>What is her favorite kind of bread?
No clue, depends on what she's cooking I guess.
>Where would she take you for a date?
The beach.

What is waifu's answer to the age-old question, strength or dexterity?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271108 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)16:15:23")

">>3271107
>What is waifu's answer to the age-old question, strength or dexterity?
Dexterity for sure. She's [spoiler]right[/spoiler] too."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271109 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)16:16:24")

">>3271108
Well don't I look like a retard. What an awful evening."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271110 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)16:25:13" && image=="__latooni_subota_super_robot_wars_drawn_by_katatsuka_kouji__0a32aeb79220397d8314654a46217d6a.jpg")

">>3271107
She has both."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271134 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)17:43:03" && image=="465401428096caed784c851d82e68b78.jpg")

">>3271107
Im going to say strength. Im the same way. besides cant be very dexterious in heels."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271136 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)17:46:41" && image=="7Go4dMGMWQk.jpg")

">>3270274
Of course, she's the cuddliest

>>3270707
I call her all kinds of pet names, most commonly baby and bunny even though she's a cat. I think she's secretly actually a bunny in disguise. Of course I associate cats with her but also bunnies.

I don't know anything about jojo except ZA WARUDO

>>3270820
Again with the extremely specific food questions, I have no idea

She'd like to take me to the arcade

>>3271107
Magic"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271141 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)18:04:30")

">>3271107
Dexterity. She likes cats after all."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271148 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)18:11:47" && image=="8ebf4f6ad8fc9ded7e3661fe4b1d78be_crop.2969.jpg")

">>3271107
dex probably"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271162 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)18:43:01" && image=="4b7dff49-4777-4188-8761-9d3c6e7cd023.jpg")

">>3270820
>What is her favorite kind of bread?
Honestly, too abscure question for me to answer. Maybe she likes freshly baked lemon bread, I dunno.

>Where would she take you for a date?
She would take me to a place that is special for her in some way. Or just come up with something simple.

>>3271107
I'm starting to think that our waifus have something in common.
>What is waifu's answer to the age-old question, strength or dexterity?
Both. Life fibers are OP as hell."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271164 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)18:53:57")

">>3271162
Forgot about question:
How would your waifu take care of you if you fall sick?

I'm sure Ryuuko would try her best to take care of me, even if she doesn't know how to deal with sickness itself."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271167 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)19:00:16" && image=="33486121_p0.png")

">>3270820
>What is her favorite kind of bread?
No idea.
>Where would she take you for a date?
I don't know for sure but maybe a favorite place of hers to eat or some place special to her.
>>3271107
Strength and magic, especially when combined with the elements.
>>3271164
Probably basic things like making my meals and keeping me wrapped up in blankets to help me stay warm and comfy. I could also see her lighting a fire to further keep me warm too."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271171 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)19:05:39")

">>3271164
>How would your waifu take care of you if you fall sick?
She'd probably treat my like a king and wait on me hand and foot. I doubt I would enjoy it though, since I haven't done anything to deserve such kindness."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271184 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)19:31:12" && image=="1474526346982.png")

">>3269109
>>How do you feel when you imagine to hug your waifu?
Soft and comfy likey every said ITT.
>>3269408
>Is she more clumsy or graceful?
More on the graceful side.
>>3269570
>What was your waifu like as a kid?
According to Fates, Rhajat spent most of her life in one dimensions in the outer realms. But According to Awakening, Tharja spent her life practicing dark magic and hexes at a very young age.
>Are there any basic/common skills that your waifu has trouble with?
Parenting skills and being a good mother.
>>3269786
>What kind of weather does your waifu like best?
Sunshine
>Is she the type to go out there and enjoy it or just watch from inside instead?
Watch the weather from inside.
>>3269858
Just like other humans, right?
>>3269875
>>3269883
>Discord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwIk1UJ_AAs
https://archive.org/details/youtube-QN_6AZT92pU
>>3269892
>What is wafiu going as for Halloween?
A witch.
>>3269976
>What is her favorite type of grain?
French bread
>>3270071
>>What's anime your waifu probably watching?
Berserk and Fate series
>>3270086
>Did your waifu experience any change of circumstances for her anime or manga adaptation?
Fire Emblem Awakening never got an anime or a manga adaptation as far as my memory goes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271187 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)19:36:37" && image=="35344de062ea68fcfc06c13c112d3ca2.jpg")

"Neko Junko <3";


if( !wAkenobHbw && title=="" && postNumber==3271191 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)19:46:52" && image=="dxd____selfie_iv__akeno_himejima_1_4_by_highschooldxdcards-dcep8d5_waifu2x_art_noise3_scale_tta_1.png")

">>3270707
-Yes to both. I sometimes say Ake-chan and she would call me Anata
-Ravens
-Chili Peppers

>>3271107
Dex though the real answer is VIT, INT AND FTH

>>3271164
She would do her very best and always asking me if I'm feeling better and always checking temperature and stuff like that."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271200 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)19:58:37" && image=="1532708337142.jpg")

">>3270820
She would porbably take me somewhere very nice like a resturant or a showing of something. Or take me to an exhibit of somekind.
>>3271164
If healing spells are out the mix then try her best with what I have on hand. I may have to lend her a hand since she really isnt used to getting sick or dealing with illness. But she would keep me in bed for sure and maybe check up on me regularly."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271211 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)20:35:59" && image=="1530221140098.png")

">>3271162
>>3271164
>I'm starting to think that our waifus have something in common.
Yeah, something. Just can't put my finger on it.
>How would your waifu take care of you if you fall sick?
She'd stick around and give me a special dose of her drool to warm me up."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271229 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)21:04:28" && image=="palu36.jpg")

">>3270274
I'd love to, but I can only hope she would want to cuddle with me.
>>3270676
The dream.
>>3270707
I call her Palu. She just calls me a shortened version of my first name.
I think of owls, just like Athena.
Dunno the last one.
>>3270820
She probably likes unleavened bread or whole-grain
She would fly me around to scenic locations and then maybe we could have a nice romantic dinner.
>>3271107
Dexterity
>>3271164
She would cook up some great meals for me and stay by me to nurse me back to health.

Here's my question:
Does your waifu play music or sing? If so, which instrument? If not, what would she play?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271243 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)21:32:05")

">>3270274
Cuddling is nice, but I also want to graduate it to kissing while cuddling and holding hands. That would be heaven."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271246 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)21:37:43" && image=="Bedroom eyes for you to snug with smug~.png")

"I had a paranormal experience at work today. Learned a little more about work's history too. Shit's wild I tell you

>>3270676
Kiss her neck. Hell yeah
>>3270820
Any bread that goes well with cheese

I'm not sure

>>3271107
Ask what Bruce Leee, Jackie Chan, Muhammad Ali, Donnie Yen, and others I'm missing had
>>3271184
I mean I guess
>>3271229
She'd do both to annoy me"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271269 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)22:15:12" && image=="1538627253.png")

">>3271034
Inije, from the webtoon Wait Mr Park. She is immortal, a drug addict, formerly a killer, and I love her!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271270 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)22:16:27")

">>3271269
I see. She is cute."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271303 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)23:06:50" && image=="41014849_p0.jpg")

">>3271107
Dextercity
>>3271164
I'm sure she'll give the best medical treat to me and she'll give me rice or porridge
>>3271229
She's an idol,so she's singing songs that made from her idol group"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271336 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)00:25:08" && image=="Cute_Boss.png")

">>3270820
>Where would she take you for a date?
There are a couple of possibilities, for one she would take us to a hot springs trips as she really loves those. A bit more low key date would probably just involve dinner and walking around town.

>>3271107
She excels at both from what I've seen, but I think her strength is a major source of power for her.

>>3271164
She'd try her best to take care of me, but her methods may not be very effective.

>>3271229
She isn't shown doing that in series, but she does have character songs which she does a lovely job in singing.

Questions:
Does your waifu believe in secret societies or anything of the sort?
Does your waifu tend to set alarms? Or does she wake up on her own?

Seeing as lamias were kept a secret until recently, Miia sort of was part of a secret society.
She doesn't seem to set alarms and it looks like she wakes up when her body temperature is close to ready."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271367 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)01:17:45")

"Another night of sleeping without her.
I think I'll hug my pillow and pretend it's her, though it's hopeless."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271421 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)05:05:05" && image=="4982466_p0.jpg")

"Why is long black hair so sexual? Please advise.
(not kanofriend btw, just the first character that came to mind)"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271426 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)05:23:51")

">>3270181
Presumably you are being kept alive for some purpose you have yet to fulfill. If you were meant to die, no action would be necessary on your part as you don't really have much say in the matter.

At least that's what I tell myself. I can't say I fully believe it but it's more comfortable than the cold, logical explanation of nihilism."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271534 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)13:05:32" && image=="PhantomWorld-BD3-Extra12.png")

">>3270122
I'd say she is an Emitter or Enhancer, maybe leaning a bit more towards the former. In terms of ability she fits the textbook definition of both categories, since she is able to release her own ki as well as enhance her own physical capabilities.

>>3270274
Yeah. But I believe she would only indulge me that much if I was feeling really bad and she wanted to cheer me up.

>>3270707
I usually call her my bundle of sunshine and My sweet lady. Mai would take the first part of my name and replace it with a word she might find appropriate at the time.
Wild cats.
She already has a unique special ability with various applications that could classify as a Stand if you think about it.

>>3270820
I'm thinking whole wheat bread.
Hmm, I think a sports bar or a concert/local show. She wouldn't have to think about it, I'd ask her out first but the idea of Mai trying to come up with ideas of where to take me, maybe consulting her friends for advice, is really cute.

>>3271107
Most definitely dexterity.

>>3271164
I don't fall sick to the degree it would hamper my daily activities, let alone keep me bedridden. But Mai has a good knowledge of chinese medicine (pic related), she can cure something like a cold by applying the correct pressure points so it's daijoubu."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271541 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)13:33:17")

"Last night I dreamt that I had sex with another anime character twice and then felt guilty and missed my waifu. It's weird and annoying because it's a character that's quite similar to her and I like but never had romantic or sexual feelings for. Why can't I ever have sex dreams about my waifu";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271581 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)15:24:33")

">>3271229
>Does your waifu play music or sing? If so, which instrument? If not, what would she play?
She doesn't, but if she did she'd probably play something like a piano.

>>3271336
>Does your waifu believe in secret societies or anything of the sort?
Within the context of her game, she's sort of part of one. But unless presented with ironclad evidence that proves they exist, I doubt she would believe in something like that.
>Does your waifu tend to set alarms? Or does she wake up on her own?
She wakes up on her own, but it's always quite early since there's always something to do in the morning. I really should follow her example."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271632 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)17:43:10" && image=="idol.png")

">>3271229
She can sing and dance very well. She even had to perform on stage when she was disguised as a doppelgänger idol.
>>3271336
>Does your waifu believe in secret societies or anything of the sort?
Maybe, she likes stuff like cryptids and aliens, and secret societies aren't too far off from those.
>Does your waifu tend to set alarms? Or does she wake up on her own?
She's got an analog alarm hanging off her bed frame."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271644 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:04:40" && image=="__tharja_fire_emblem_and_fire_emblem_kakusei__2a85ebd4a29040f009033bac85b53766.jpg")

">>3270122
>What nen category would your waifu belong to judging by her personality?
Tharja might be a manipulator.
>>3270274
>Would you want to do nothing but cuddle with your waifu all day? Would she want to do nothing but cuddle with you all day?
Both of us would love to not only to cuddle each other but also to endlessly kiss each other all day.
>>3270676
I would definitely do that.
>>3270707
>Do you have any nicknames for your waifu? Does she have any for you?
I just call her Tharja most of the time. But sometimes, I call her Sallya once in a while.
>Are there any animals you assosciate with her?
A raven because of her Heroes Bride alt
>What would her STAND be?
A JoJo STAND? Not sure. Maybe [DARK STALKER] or something along the line of that.
>>3271107
Magic
>>3271164
>How would your waifu take care of you if you fall sick?
She would use a healing hex to cure me back to normal health.
>>3271229
She doesn't sing or play an instrument as far as I remember.
>>3271336
>Does your waifu believe in secret societies or anything of the sort?
She in a dark religious cult that worships a frankenstein demon dragon. So there's that.
>Does your waifu tend to set alarms? Or does she wake up on her own?
Wake up on her own.

Question: What genre of video games that your waifu might be into?
Tharja herself would be into horror games and RPGs."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271647 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:12:46")

">>3271644
>Question: What genre of video games that your waifu might be into?
Probably some simulators, or little games that don't take up too much time."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271657 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:43:13")

">>3271541
I remember I used to have wet dreams often, though this was long before I got married."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271680 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)19:54:32" && image=="1527288390285.jpg")

">>3271229
Maybe Ryuuko used to play guitar since she has a hard metal case for it.

>>3271336
>Does your waifu believe in secret societies or anything of the sort?
She's quite scepticall when it comes to ancient conspiracies and things like that.

>Does your waifu tend to set alarms? Or does she wake up on her own?
Don't remember that great. She might wake up by herself.

>>3271644
I'm sure she would highly adore CUHRAYZE games. Maybe fighting games too."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271692 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)20:22:22" && image=="1538146655911.png")

">>3271229
She doesnt play anything but did try and sing a tune once. As for what instrument maybe piano.
>>3271336
>Does your waifu believe in secret societies or anything of the sort?
Probably not.

>Does your waifu tend to set alarms? Or does she wake up on her own?
I would say she probably would set an alarm she seems like the person to do so.
>>3271644
Fighting games.

Question: What kind of job would your waifu have in the world we live in today? Or would she be a stay at home kind of wife?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271696 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)20:30:31" && image=="Kirumi Suit 4.png")

">>3271692
>Question: What kind of job would your waifu have in the world we live in today? Or would she be a stay at home kind of wife?
I mean, we still have maids round nowadays, don't we? I suppose without that though, probably like a secretary for a big company official."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271707 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)20:50:46" && image=="25560660_p0.jpg")

">>3271229
To my knowledge she does neither.
>>3271336
>Does your waifu believe in secret societies or anything of the sort?
I'd say she does based on her work as a scholar likely has her read about things like this in order to learn more about the universe itself.
>Does your waifu tend to set alarms? Or does she wake up on her own?
I imagine she does both to ensure she is where she needs to be.
>>3271644
I think she would like RPGs.
>>3271692
Maybe be a sword instructor to keep her sword arm strong or a scholar to keep up her learning."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271723 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)21:25:53" && image=="1508309119129.png")

">>3271229
Like as a hobby or profession? No, but I imagine her putting music on in her room or on her phone and singing along. It would be really cute.
>>3271336
>secret society
I guess Shido and his lackeys were kind of a secret society of sorts so maybe?
>alarm
I think she would set one. She strikes me as the type to oversleep if she didn't.
>>3271644
Well I know for a fact that she likes rhythm games from the Maniax book. Which is nice because I just King Crazy'd both of her songs over the last few weeks in P5D. I was never any good at rhythm games but doing that makes me think that it's now something we could enjoy together.
>>3271692
She's already on her way to becoming a professional model.
>>3271107
She has low strength and agility stats in the game so I guess neither.
>>3270820
>bread
I have no idea
>date
Something simple like a crepe date at the park. She loves sweets and she loves to share them with other people."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271754 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)22:54:36")

"How do you deal with communities making fun of waifu love? Those who just call it coping mechanisms or being conned by corporations into buying merch because her face is on it? Saying we're all crazy deprived losers who will die alone?

Why is what makes one man happy something to be scorned by others because it doesn't conform to their ideals of normalcy?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271758 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)23:00:38")

">>3271754
I couldn't care less about what other people think, anon. My wife means the world to me, and that's all that matters."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271759 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)23:04:27")

">>3271754
I ignore them since they only say shit like that to get replies. The best thing anyone can do is simply ignore them so they'll get bored and bait some other thread instead."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271761 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)23:09:21")

">>3271754
So? I could care less what they think. What matters to me is my waifu and the love I can give her and doing my best for her. What they think is their business."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271762 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)23:10:48")

">>3271754
>being conned by corporations into buying merch because her face is on it?
They're not entirely wrong about this at least"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271763 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)23:12:27")

">>3271759
I don't mean like in a bait troll fashion. I mean people posting things that waifufags say elsewhere and then mocking them openly.

like "look at this guy, what a goof!", as if you're an animal in a cage.

>>3271762
While companies certainly do take advantage of character loyalty on stupid shit like "a thing you would never buy BUT THE OFFICIAL ART OF THE CHARACTER IS ON IT, there's nothing wrong with wanting figures of your loved one"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271765 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)23:13:50")

">>3271763
I'm just saying I've bought a lot of stuff just because her face is on it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271768 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)23:15:36")

">>3271763
Troll or not its still best to just ignore them. You gain nothing from reading their crap so just focus on other things instead, like bettering yourself for her instead of feeling down because of what others say about you and your love."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271773 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)23:27:29")

">>3271754
My waifu has no merch. I probably will die alone but I've long since accepted that, since I legitimately have no desire for a real relationship with another flesh-and-blood person. Let people think whatever they want, my own happiness is all that matters."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271781 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)23:39:21")

">>3271754
They don't really understand people.
All they about us is that we are in love with someone who isn't really, beyond that they know nothing so they assume the worst about us."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271789 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)23:57:05")

"I just felt something in my heart.
I was just thinking about my wife and how she's gotten me through so much and helped me accomplish so many things in such a short amount of time and when I thought that it was all because of her I felt a pleasurable jolt in my heart."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271795 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)00:01:44" && image=="CnzgUZAUEAArLS5.jpg")

">>3271644
Probably some RPGs and she is a fan of the MGS series so probably stealth games as well.

>>3271692
She already has a job as a shrine maiden, however there aren't any shrines around where I live. But I do think that once we have kids she would want to be a stay at home mom.

>>3271754
Just ignore it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271800 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)00:15:54" && image=="55934443_p11.jpg")

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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271803 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)00:24:42")

">>3271754
>coping mechanisms
That isn't entirely wrong in my case. I don't speak for all waifufriends, obviously. I see it not a coping mechanism for the failure of the self ('tfw no gf', 'forever alone', that sort of thing) but for the failure of women. A more pertinent question is: how could anyone NOT fall in love with waifu? You're waifu will:
>always love you unconditionally no matter what
>always be there for you when you need her
>always give you space when you need it
>never abuse you physically or verbally
>never hurt you in any way
>never cheat on you
>never divorce you and take your children and half of everything you own
>never try to shame or guilt you into doing what she wants
>never turn your own family and friends against you
>never hit herself then call the police claiming that you did it
>never become violently angry and pull a weapon on you
>never try to kill you
All things that have been done to me or that I have witnessed happen to other men personally. I could go on but you get the point. What do women have to offer? Sex? Hookers. Bear your children? Surrogacy. Companionship? Get a dog.
>can a waifu really love you though?
Can a woman?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271807 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)00:38:01")

"(ran out of room, sorry)
>>3271754
>being conned by corporations into buying merch because her face is on it
That isn't entirely wrong either. Look at Namco aka Scamco. They intentionally create a perfect character designed for you to fall in love with and then that's when they hit you with the $60 iPhone game because they know you will do ANYTHING in order to be with her more often. It's emotional blackmail and absolutely genius from an immoral-businessman-that-would-sell-his-own-mother perspective. The market for pretty much everything is saturated already. Why waste time and money developing a good competing product when people will pay just as much for a poor product with a different label on it? I'd almost have to admire the practice if it weren't completely morally bankrupt."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271814 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)00:43:35")

">>3271803
>Can a woman?
If your waifu were real, she would be pitted into the same group as any other 3D woman. Loving her with her not being real seen as a positive is just a coping mechanism and issues with real people.

Longing for her to be here because you love her for who she is is the champion's path, albeit a long and painful one."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271830 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)01:07:29" && image=="Capture+_2018-09-08-10-14-23.png")

"Celebrating Leif Erickson Day with waifu.
>>3270820
Do pastries count as bread? She would take me to the woods and we would sit around the bond fire.
>>3271107
Probably dexterity.
>>3271164
Give me rest and make soup.
>>3271229
I could see her playing the guitar or piano.
>>3271336
She is in a secret society and she wakes up on her own.
>>3271644
I don't know why, but I could see her liking puzzle games.
>>3271692
Stay at home kind of wife. I would provide for her, and she could quit her job at the supermarket."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271832 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)01:08:57" && image=="1519489730749.jpg")

">>3271830
>season 2 plus a movie
You lucky bastard"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271833 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)01:09:08")

">>3271814
>Longing for her to be here because you love her for who she is is the champion's path, albeit a long and painful one.
Also a physically impossible one which is why waifu tends to lead to religion, as most philosophies do. Religion is waifu for normalfriends.
>no evidence of god/waifu actually existing but people choose to believe anyway
>god/waifu can influence us and change our behavior
>some people swear to have met or communicated with god/waifu although they can't prove it
>some live for god/waifu
>some die for god/waifu
>some consider changing god/waifu to be unforgivable sacrilege
>most religiousfriends/waifufriends are monotheistic/monogamous - you can only have one god/waifu - to say otherwise is deeply offensive to them
Sound familiar?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271835 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)01:10:22")

"I LOVE Mai Waifu SOOO MUCH!!!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271839 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)01:15:28")

">>3271754
When I was younger, I was scorned for not fitting in. Now I scorn others for not living up to my standards of a human being. The world is vicious in that way."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271840 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)01:15:31")

">>3271754
That's a bit silly to care about, I just love her because I do, nothing fancy to it. People who try to judge this kind of love tend of overcomplicate it with shoehorned rationalisations and theories, and while sure, there are definitely people who do it like that, I simply just fell in love with her.

I don't exactly feel the need to justify or validate such a simple emotion like this."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271848 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)01:32:32")

">>3271835
I read some of your posts in the previous /a/ waifu threads and assuming you're the same person and not pretending to be him, you're not quite as irrational as I thought. You do realize that all waifu is inherently headcanon, yes? We don't exist to waifu. The source material is just the starting point to the waifufriend, it doesn't stop there but continues on except with the waifufriend entering it (or with waifu entering his story). Accepting the entire source as both the beginning and end is incompatible with waifuism. You can still do so while loving and respecting a character, but that isn't what the word "waifu" refers to and not the subject of the thread."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271849 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)01:32:43")

">>3271541
I understand that, every now and then I'll dream about some character that isn't my waifu. Not all of the dreams are sexual, one I remember just involved me trying to protect a different girl from assassins. But every time I wonder why I can't dream about her at all?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271858 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)01:49:16")

">>3271763
That's because the word became popular, so normalfags find it "interesting" seeing it used not for "a girl in this media I find cute" like the wider internet does these days."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271887 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)02:58:48")

">>3271858
Normalfriends: ruining everything on the internet since 1993."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271893 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)03:22:26" && image=="70789461_p0.png")

">>3271141 here, forgot my image.

>>3271164
She'll make me the most nourishing soup she can make.

>>3271229
She's an idol, so singing ability is a given. Apparently she can play drums too although I have no idea why.

>>3271336
I don't think so, and I don't know whether she needs alarms.

>>3271421
Aye, I agree.

>>3271644
Anything that I can play with her.

>>3271692
When she's done with her idol job, probably a housewife or pet shop owner.

>>3271754
Tell them it beats being conned by a 3D girl who will never love you and only exists to leech your money whether or not you love her. They'll either blabber incoherently in response because they know deep down they can't refute that, at which point you can just ignore them, or they'll simply shut up."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271896 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)03:24:15")

">>3271893
>beats being conned by a 3D girl who will never love you and only exists to leech your money whether or not you love her. They'll either blabber incoherently in response because they know deep down they can't refute that, at which point you can just ignore them, or they'll simply shut up.
You should have faith in humanity and the concept of love if you're going to love your waifu. If not for yourself, then at least for her."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271898 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)03:32:11")

">>3271896
You'd be right if we were talking about some time in the past, but this is the modern era for you."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271899 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)03:33:37")

">>3271898
That's not my point and has nothing to do with time periods unless she is from that set period. If she were here, she would be a modern woman."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271901 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)03:43:19")

"Today is my wife Minami's birthday! Time to rewatch her whole series again.

>>3269049
Her first name Minami means 'Beautiful wave' while her last name means 'island of field' iirc, or maybe it's the other way around"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271905 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)04:08:24")

">>3271899
I'm saying I have next to no faith in humanity right now, compared to humanity in the past. And I do have the concept of love. It'd just be wasted on the modern era.

The thing about 2D is that it's untainted by these failings, so the concept of love actually isn't wasted here, and I like to think that even if my waifu were to become real she wouldn't be corrupted. In other words, taking the waifu out of 2D, and taking 2D out of the waifu, are completely different things."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271914 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)05:02:14")

">>3271896
>You should have faith in humanity
Fren, have you read Industrial Society and Its Future? It only gets worse."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271917 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)05:18:47" && image=="BirthdayF.png")

">>3271901
>forgot the image"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271946 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)07:26:06" && image=="aru9a3-1049584978609156096-20181009_015853-img1.jpg")

">>3271830
I hope to god this is a picture of your wife."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271947 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)07:29:48")

">>3271946
No. What makes you say that? My mention of pastries?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271950 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)07:52:29")

">>3271848
I like to think we all have our own way of displaying our love"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271952 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)07:56:30")

"I love my wife very much.
>>3271917
And happy birthday to yours"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271954 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)08:09:53" && image=="20321537_p0.jpg")

">>3271644
Mecha games, definitely. Think stuff like Zone of the Enders. There are some I'd probably try to get her into, however - including Sonic, as it'd be sharing one of my childhood favourites with her. For the record, she is canonically so good at mecha sims that she can win against a champion more than half the time. (Of course, said champion is also someone she knows well so that might have something to do with it)

>>3271692
I don't know. I don't think she could get into the RAF as a pilot due to her age, and she wouldn't adapt all that well to non-military stuff. Maybe something to do with data if she absolutely had to."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271956 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)08:10:58")

">>3271950
I myself have nothing against it - I am too old to fight every battle and and too tired to die on every hill. But I can understand why not differentiating between 'love by proxy' - for lack of a better term - and 'waifu' could be offensive. Diluting the term 'waifu' loosens the bonds between waifufriends as the meaning of having a waifu becomes ever broader and waifufriends stop having quite as much in common with each other. Google "Degradation of a fanbase/hobby" for a picture explanation or move to the US for a real life demonstration."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3271967 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)08:55:49")

">>3271952
Thank you, I'm gonna devote the whole day to her"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272045 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)12:32:51" && image=="mikotito.jpg")

"I wanna give waifu a big kiss on her left eye and tell her what she means to me";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272049 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)12:39:19")

">>3272045
Im down for all that with but with me and my wife but why the eye?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272105 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)15:34:02")

"Ya'll better get in here faggots >>>/a/179161461";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272107 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)15:38:16")

">>3272105
I'm a top artist now."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272148 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)17:19:43")

">>3272105
Are viday waifus allowed?"
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if( !2Ganaha3D. && title=="" && postNumber==3272153 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)17:30:48" && image=="Hibiki Birthday 22.jpg")

"Wow, so these threads really did get permanently moved to /c/ from /a/, that sucks. Been a while since I have posted in one of these threads; I figured that WW was pretty much dead so I stopped even checking.

Anyways, today is my beloved's birthday so I figured I would stop by and say hello and post a cute pic. Hope y'all are doing well!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272161 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)17:50:40")

">>3272148
It seems that is the case."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272184 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)18:43:57" && image=="palu81.jpg")

">>3271336
She doesn't believe in any of that, as far as I'm aware.
She wakes up on her own accord.
>>3271644
She would probably be into 4X and Sims type games.
>>3271692
I'd hope she stays at home. She can put her great cooking skills to use and raise the demi-god kids
>>3271754
I just ignore it. Posting on waifu threads on /v/ is basically asking to get tormented, but I never respond."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272187 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)18:59:01")

">>3272153
Oh hey, Hibiki anon. Nice to see you here. There are many new waifufriends but unfortunately many of the people that used to post on /a/ aren't here anymore. But feel free to post anytime you want.

Also, happy birthday to your wife."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272192 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)19:06:41" && image=="__koizumi_hanayo_love_live_and_love_live_school_idol_project_drawn_by_yuurei_yashiki__aa3153b55e3072ea6b9cd8ddb1a7a027.jpg")

">>3271336
Maybe she believe that there's secret societies
sometimes she tend to set alarms, sometimes she wake up on her own,but mostly she tend to set alarms
>>3271644
she'd playing idol related games"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272196 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)19:09:05" && image=="Dobl7rlU0AARWAB.jpg")

">>3271692
she'll be working as an idol cause it's her dream since childhood"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272212 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)19:43:50")

">>3271956
As long as we are all united in our love for our respective waifu, I think all will be swell."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272214 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)19:49:08" && image=="1525656339140.png")

">>3272049
It is a really special kiss.

Cheek or lip kisses are so fucking casual, a true connoisseur kisses his maiden's eye."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272223 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)20:06:01")

">>3272214
Well my wife does have some pretty nice yellow nices. So maybe your on to something."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272224 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)20:08:38" && image=="YuuriAcceptsMyRequest.png")

">>3272214
They do say eyes are the windows to the soul.
But, I am of the belief that soft kisses on the lips are the most intimate kind a person can muster and those types of kisses must be reserved for the person you will spend the rest of your life with."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272226 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)20:11:00" && image=="1pms0oiv4dmz.jpg")

">>3268935
mai waifu"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272244 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)21:14:38")

"Is there any way you anons try to get closer to your waifu, like lucid dreams? What was it like?

I attempted to be with my waifu two times through lucidity, but both failed."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272252 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)21:29:17" && image=="margaret-e1407268125619.jpg")

">>3272244
I havent tried lucid and Im not sure how I would go about it. But I like to hug a pillow I have and pretend we sleep in the same bed and sometimes we have bed talk. But I did dream lf her once. Other than that I want to do stuff with her now that I have my license but Im drawing a blank as to what"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272256 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)21:42:35" && image=="1273269091080.jpg")

">>3272224
A true man of taste like always , yuurifag"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272257 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)21:46:19")

">>3272105
I have no artistic ability not even enough to draw her in paint"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272273 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)22:16:56" && image=="Screenshot_20170114-200553.jpg")

">>3271303
Hello friendo who loves rice queen
>>3271336
She live in a that's sorta like one
Idk

>>3271644
Anything that doesn't bore her quickly
>>3271692
She'd be a stay at home if there was kids but I'd say a military instuctor
>>3271754
Ignore them lmao
>>3272244
I can't lucid dream or dream at all"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272319 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)23:16:18" && image=="haru_jan5-998198996299468800-20180520_064921-img1.jpg")

"Married life with Yuuri would be really amazing and pleasant.
>>3271107
A combination of both, which, balanced properly, would provide optimal performance.
>>3271164
She would make sure I was comfortable and try to make the pain of illness easier to bear.
>>3271229
She sings mostly.
Once, during the rain, she arranged various objects under leaks in their shelter and composed a wonderful song.
And she likes banging on stuff with rods.
>>3271336
There aren't any societies left in her world, but I'm sure she would believe in them.
Yuuri's a pretty heavy sleeper, so she would need an alarm to get up.
>>3271644
Adventure.
>>3271692
In the AU that her author drew, she apparently is a waitress at some diner.
But when we get married, I hope to be able to earn enough to provide for our family.
I'm getting a promotion at work hopefully, the strength behind all my hard work is because of Yuuri's love.
>>3272105
I'm there.
>>3272244
My day dreams are usually fantasies I have of her.

I won't bother with questions, we are almost done for."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272324 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)23:22:03" && image=="LiveVideoMiia18.png")

">>3271917
Happy Birthday to your waifu!

>>3272153
And Happy birthday to yours too! Glad to have you back!

>>3272244
Never tried lucid dreaming, and I don't think that would work especially well for me. I've had dreams where I know I'm dreaming before, but almost all the time I have those I try to find Miia and then I suddenly wake up. So I'm thinking it is not for me."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272331 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)23:51:38" && image=="dreamurabe.png")

">>3271644
She was briefly mentioned to be doing well in some shooter arcade game, so maybe those. Besides that, maybe something that takes some skill and focus.
>>3271692
She could be a chef or a singer.
>>3272214
I wanna kiss her so damn hard I can taste her soul
>>3272244
I've yet to lucid dream of her(or at all), but I'm not giving up."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272340 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)00:12:39" && image=="Dc3siOCU8AIn0C5.jpg")

">>3271107
you have to balance your points between them
>>3271164
she make sure im comfortable and wouldnt want to leave the house
>>3271229
she can play the flute
>>3271336
no idea about secret societies unless you count her own for being secluded but she wakes up on her own.
>>3271644
bullet hell
>>3271692
I don't think it its possible for me to accurately guess that"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272430 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)03:08:29" && image=="cd70e3cc-bc53-4861-8691-10835e635863.jpg")

">>3271692
Ryuuko would not like to sit at home every day. I'll say she would probably try to get a sporty job.

>>3272214
I want to kiss every inch of her cute face.

>>3272244
I don't have that much time for lucid dreaming, so usually I just go to sleep thinking about her and hope that my mind will add her in my dream. Usually it works but not as good. I only got two dreams where I was able to actually meet her.
Daki is also a way to go."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272647 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)14:03:39")

"Waifu trying on costumes early this year.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272654 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)14:17:50" && image=="CRwxTKSUEAAbv-r.jpg large.jpg")

">>3270676
Yes.

>>3270707
>Do you have any nicknames for your waifu? Does she have any for you?
Neither of us does, I don't know it just never developed that way.

>Are there any animals you assosciate with her?
Not really no. It's funny, because most of the main cast has an animal associated with them.

>>3270820
>Where would she take you for a date?
Perhaps a movie or a picnic.

>>3271107
Probably dexterity. I think it's more important for baseball.

>>3271164
As much as she can, but she is quite busy herself. If she has time though I think she wouldn't be able to help herself and watch over me all the time.

>>3271229
No, but if her voice is anything like the anime she has a great singing voice. Also I think the drums would probably fit her best as an instrument.

>>3271336
>Does your waifu believe in secret societies or anything of the sort?
She has a thing for the paranormal, but I don't think she seriously believes in any kind of conspiracy.

>Does your waifu tend to set alarms? Or does she wake up on her own?
I think she sets an alarm, she has to be on time for a lot of things.

>>3271644
Horror games as well and some fun multiplayer games like Mario Party I imagine.

>>3271692
Professional softball player."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272661 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)14:41:55" && image=="palu24.gif")

"second to last image!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272667 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)14:53:33" && image=="Kirumi Snapping Fingers.jpg")

"I'll take the last I guess.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272905 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:32:14")

"Why is /c/'s image limit only 150?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272907 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:34:48")

">>3272905
You fool, you forgot the sage!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272911 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:49:49")

"Is it really that hard not to bump the thread guys?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272915 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:21:34")

">>3272907
Somebody will always bump it at the last second, so it's better to get it to bump limit quickly. We could discuss request ideas, who's up for joint requesting, and the like."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272916 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:28:35")

">>3272915
Requesting like what? Art of my waifu?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272925 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:36:50")

">>3272916
Yes, the WWD is in a few hours, after all."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272929 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:43:17")

">>3272925
Oh. Well what kind of requestes did you plan on with your waifu?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272930 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:46:05")

">>3272929
the same request ive been making for the past month"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272931 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:47:32")

">>3272930
To be fair I really dont check those threads often thats why I was curious."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272932 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:53:12")

">>3272929
Hmm... I haven't thought about it much yet, but one of the ideas I'll go for is probably some kind of Halloween-related outfit such as a witch outfit or her dressing as Sadako. Halloween stuff and nice comfy autumn stuff will probably be what my ideas revolve around this weekend."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3272951 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)03:06:44")

">>3272907
Sorry.

>>3272911
Yes. It's much easier to just get it to bump limit. If anything bumping the thread makes it get there faster."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273011 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:40:44")

"I'm going to be an annoying oldfriend and use this thread to show people on discord what posting on 4chan is like.

>>3269889
>>3269893
Yes, discord. With all the drama.
And no, noone needs a waifu Discord server.

Also:
>Not picking Makoto post-Persona 5 era."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273031 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:04:07")

"Post songs that you think your wife would enjoy.
https://youtu.be/s6Dof3UPCmA"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273046 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:36:52")

">>3273011
Waifu picks you, idiot"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273051 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:58:11")

">>3273011
In my experience the people who complain about drama tend to be the cause most of the time. At least, the servers I'm part of are rather peaceful.

I do agree that they are pointless though, but can be fun with the right people."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273056 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)08:22:28")

">>3273011
>Discord
>picking waifu
Poetry."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273058 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)08:25:54")

">>3273011
That's not how waifus work. You don't pick a waifu because someone else tells you to pick her. I haven't played Persona 5 anyway and my waifu should at least be from a franchise whose source material I consume.

As for Discord I'll probably be open to joining, but I don't think I'll participate in discussions much if at all, so any drama likely won't matter to me, as long as it stays in there. I agree it ought to stay as far away from this thread as possible, though. Waifu threads are comfy right now and I'd like them to stay that way."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273090 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:55:14")

">>3273051
>In my experience the people who complain about drama tend to be the cause most of the time

This is true with pretty much anything. It's like someone who gets triggered by angry people. He ends up seeing angry people everywhere, so he attracts that kind of person or makes other people angry even if they have good intentions."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273095 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:59:27")

">>3273011
Don't know who that is for one thing.

Lat captured my heart for another, infinitely more important thing."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273170 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:31:55")

"Got here late, new thread when? I want to post waifu.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273173 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:33:50")

">>3273170
If you want to post her stop bumping the thread baka"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273192 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:28:25")

">>3272930
This is one of the things I hated about when that annoying Gwenfag forced the random draw threads into a general. Only people who circle jerk or have an especially popular waifu get art."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273211 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)14:08:11")

">>3273011
Discord was a mistake. It's all the bad aspects of every type of online community all rolled into one.
>memeposting of imageboards
>low effort replies of irc/im
>mandatory identities and mod dicksucking of forums
Anything with forced IDs always, always turns into drama. Always. No exceptions."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273225 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)14:32:28")

"Man, none of the discords have my waifu available. Why do I even bother with them. Leaving them now.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273234 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)14:40:49")

">>3273225
What?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273240 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)14:48:18")

">>3273046
Anon is from Soviet Russia."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273253 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)15:14:37")

">>3272244
I often lucid dream, but never of her. One day."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273298 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)16:16:53")

">>3273225
What do you even mean?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273341 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)17:46:33")

">>3273192
I don't fit either of these and I get art."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273517 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)23:38:35")

"The precarious position of being at page 8 and not at bump limit";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273524 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)23:57:10")

">>3273517
somebody will forget to sage just wait"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273537 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)00:20:51")

">>3273341
Admittedly, I haven't set foot near that place in a while, but it was like a pool of 10 girls who got like 85% of the art or some obscene number back when."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273539 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)00:27:20")

">>3273537
theres far fewer deliveries then there used to be
some waifus still get multiple drawings every week (Oora!), while most go weeks without anything"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273555 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)00:54:11")

">>3273524
we could just get the next 15 posts out of the way as long as we sage"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273558 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)01:03:54")

">>3273537
It's basically the same still. If anything that aspect is more noticeable now, since as >>3273539 said the number of deliveries on a given weekend is about half or less of what it used to be."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273561 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)01:11:09")

">>3273537
I've looked in the WWD once or twice, but I always leave quickly because there's another anon who posts her, and I really hate that, I just wish I could keep her all to myself and that I didn't have to worry about anyone else trying to take her from me."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273587 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)02:13:26")

"only about 10 more posts, If we keep saging we will be fine";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273589 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)02:15:26")

">>3273587
You're gonna jinx it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273590 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)02:17:38")

"My life is a living hell, and there are many more people that I want to.
want to... well I guess.
Murder."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273591 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)02:18:09")

">>3273589
I sure hope not, I just want this thread to get off the board so I can post my waifu again."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273593 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)02:20:43")

"Five more posts for waifu!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273594 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)02:23:21")

">>3273593
FOUR!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273595 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)02:25:32")

"I feel like I'm going to face some challenges in my life.
I'm glad that I have my wife to help me through the troubling times."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273596 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)02:25:41")

">>3273591
bump :^)"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273597 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)02:26:29")

":^)";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273598 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)02:26:49")

"There we go.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273599 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)02:28:42")

"Now we just need to bump the threads below us. With relevant pics, of course.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273602 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)02:35:40")

">>3273599
Or we can wait, I don't want to go to sleep and wake up to see that someone has posted my waifu before me"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273645 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)05:44:01")

">>3273599
I don't think we need such a aggressive approach.
Just let it die naturally."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273691 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)09:56:57")

">>3273599
I wouldn't recommend it. Another general that was kicked from their home board tried it once and it was not well received."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273750 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)13:52:50")

"Shame there was no post thread this time.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273756 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)13:55:57")

">>3273750
All you had to do is post to start a conversation"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273762 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)14:05:49")

">>3273756
But I'm boring and have nothing of interest to talk about."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273770 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)14:23:26")

"how close are we to being bumped off";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273854 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)16:46:10")

"I always make those sorts of spelling mistakes, like forgetting a word, or putting one letter instead of the other or something like that.
I can't believe that I put wafiu for god's sake."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273871 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)16:57:33")

">>3273854
It's fine, man. Everyone does it sometimes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273900 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)17:32:09")

"New thread when?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273901 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)17:33:10")

">>3273900
I dunno this one is going to be bumped off soon i think"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273907 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)17:53:46")

">>3273901
well relatively at least two threads need to be made which apparently takes a while"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3273913 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)18:02:15")

">>3273590
If you're waifu is Japanese she would want you to bite your tongue and tough it out. That's just the way their culture is."
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}
}