import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/ck/ - Food & Cooking";
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

public void refresh(a);

}
class Thread extends Board{
public void God'sreporternews:(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "God's reporter news:";
int postNumber = "10899648";
String image = "bb0c572f8edc31f6acdf321160e9f33d--scrambled-eggs-trick.jpg";
String date = "07/13/18(Fri)01:35:18";
String comment = ">for the foreseeable future, he'll be pretty much at the omelet station day and "night" in heaven working through his mandatory purgatory time for breaking divine law by "an hero'ing".

>Robin Williams is still on light janitorial but comes up for parole this fall -- his sin has been mitigated by extenuating circumstance via illness."
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}
public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899659 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:37:53")

">>10899648
>In heaven.
Oh sweet summer child.
he's in hell."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899672 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:41:52")

"are you lost, how did you get here";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899676 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:43:01" && image=="1523969895559.png")

">I dont like cooker and his commie booklearnin cause he doesnt worship my lazy white asshole";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899677 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:43:15")

">>10899672
my sister-friend gave me the link, said they be sinners here, and I should help spread the word with Godmemes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899679 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:43:48" && image=="1466747535186.jpg")

">>10899648
This.
Is.
Epic."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899692 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:48:15")

"> jew
> in heaven
Lol"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899710 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:55:54")

">>10899648
an heroes go straight to hell"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899713 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:57:30")

">>10899710
This is why I hope I get cancer or hit by a truck."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899729 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:02:28")

">>10899659
This. He's in Hell with other child rapists"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899735 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:04:57")

">>10899729
I was going to say because he's Jewish and it's pretty much literally said in their book that they go to hell."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899736 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:05:53")

">>10899735
That's what I said."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899744 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:10:11")

">>10899736
Oh, right my bad.
I was confused for a second.
Must have had a minor stroke."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899756 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:12:16" && image=="1514702591572.gif")

">>10899736
>that's what I said
>>10899692"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899802 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:27:55")

">>10899692
Hes in heaven because his words of fraternity and equality will echo through the ages. His simple program faught racism better than any bullet."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899805 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:29:29" && image=="681946576.jpg")

">>10899729
You mean like those??"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899811 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:31:03")

">>10899805
No, I mean like (You)."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899814 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:32:16")

">>10899811
Did I struck a nerve, baby dick?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899827 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:35:18" && image=="1530121255334.jpg")

">struck
Nice projection btw"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899834 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:36:28")

">>10899811
Dubs of truth
Seething 45yo divorced boomer BTFO"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899838 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:38:10")

">>10899834
>You are a boomer because you arent buying the satanic panic bullshit spread by the likes of alex jones
Lol, amerilards"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899848 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:40:09")

"Reminder: Shillary Klinton had him murdered.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899861 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:43:09")

"You're a boomer because you're a middle aged divorced loser that takes derogatory comments about Anthony Bourdain personally because you identify with being a washed up alcoholic druggie child rapist whose wife left him. Kek";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899896 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:52:31")

">>10899861
No, I just enjoyed his cooking show while you desperately throw around accusations of child rape because you have no way of fighting common sense liberal talking point."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899906 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:56:04")

">>10899896
Not him but you're the only one inserting politics and your hateboner for drumpf into these threads. Maybe they wouldn't keep memeing about Bourdain very likely having raped children if you didn't get so butthurt about it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899927 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:02:50" && image=="downloadfile.jpg")

"You enjoyed watching him abuse children huh boomer? He never had a culinary show where he didn't put himself into a position to sexually abuse children. You can literally google his name and there's plenty of pictures of Bourdain standing outside of notorious child brothels in 3rd world countries. Pic very related. This is Anthony Bourdain pictured standing in front of a child brothel in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia after having spent 2 hours sexually assaulting children.";


}
}