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String fullTitle = "/ck/ - Food & Cooking";

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class Thread extends Board{
public void EmptyTitle(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "10899688";
String image = "taco.jpg";
String date = "07/13/18(Fri)01:45:52";
String comment = "*ruins your underwear*";

public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899695 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:48:46")

"*ruins your demographics cuz white people dont know how to cook*";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899704 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:54:22")

Nope, I don't wear underpants."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899711 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:56:21")

This. Also hard shell tacos are an abomination."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899717 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:59:05")

Needs acidity."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899720 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:00:02")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899721 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:00:37")

"my boxers tend to be black, so the cumstains tend to be noticeable";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899733 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:04:37")

I'm not beholden to the Underpants Industrial Complex and their jewish tricks."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10899774 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:17:55")

">wearing anything below the waist ever
>not having a body so adjusted to fast food that anything else causes you to shit instead
lmaoing @ ur lyf"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10901374 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)12:56:02" && image=="download.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10901394 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:03:39")

>being that big of a snowflake faggot that tacos make you shit your pants.

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10901408 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:07:47" && image=="that's_questions.jpg")

is amerimutt diet really so shitty that a minuscule amount of fiber will give them digestion problems?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10901410 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:08:36")

I don't understand the "mexican food makes me shit" thing. Beans make everyone fart, of course, but shitting?
And it's like it happened to one person, some people read or heard it and thought it was funny, so they just pretended it gave them diarrhea. It was a "meme". These people also never played Sonic 3 but pretend they didn't know the down button exists for the joke they're all in on, pretending to be stuck."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10901435 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:15:41" && image=="2FC0444B-223C-4F29-9FB8-A4702ABA965C.png")

People who have shitty digestive systems from eating trash their whole life. So food like this always fucks them up and causes diarrhea. Me personally, i drink kefir and yogurt always so my system can handle this with ease."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10901444 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:19:21")

>white people can't cook
Jesus this is stupid, white people literally traveled the entire world and built empires for food. Spanish cultures stole a lot of their cuisine from Europeans. And whites literally searched for spices and opened up trading routes. Your stupid uneducated meme is bad b8"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10901448 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:20:05")


Stop your Whitesplaining, fucking racist."

if(Nicholas Parry (Orlando, FL) && title=="" && postNumber==10901493 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:34:05")

">having bowels so weak that you can't handle a little bit of artificial food";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10901555 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:45:37" && image=="thinking emoji.png")

>synthesize some fart fuel
>wrap it in tortilla

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10901595 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:55:17")

"What's the deal with crunchy tacos? They eat those in Mexico, is the anti crunchy taco just a meme or are there really people who refuse to eat them.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10901616 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:00:01")

I think its the opposite. Some people have shit teir digestive systems because they were spoiled with fresh food all their lives.
Every single fast food thread theirs people that say "abc gives me direah""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10901625 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:02:16")

IVe never had an episode of the shits after eating Mexican and I’m a lanky white faggot who had never ventured outside of Canada. Do people really have that shit of a digestive system?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10901672 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:14:31")

I don't like them. It's like eating a big fucked up tortilla chip that you dipped in shitty crumbly dry dip."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10902915 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:08:11")

"The only time I've ever had the shits when I wasn't sick was when I ate nothing but 3 pounds of Reese's peanut butter cups for a weekend";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10902921 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:09:32")

>I can tell the ph of a taco by looking at it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10902992 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:35:56")

White people TODAY cant cook and way back when, food probably tasted like utter shit compared to what can be done today."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10903013 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:42:07")

"I get a power burrito and i feel GREAT";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10903032 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:49:15")

>Nope, I don't wear underpants.
That's retarded, what happens when you get diarrhea and shit yourself in public?
At least with underwear if you make it to a bathroom quick enough you can clean it off without it looking too bad."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10903047 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:53:28")

I can't believe you're seriously skeptical about the existence of bowel problems / diarrhea.
It's one of the most common medical problems in existence.
It's also the second most common cause of death for the demographic of young children (under 5) worldwide."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10903051 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:54:53" && image=="1531103505631.jpg")

Do Americans really do this?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10903096 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)20:10:15")

Do non-Americans sincerely expect us to believe you NEVER shit your pants or otherwise have diarrhea?
Fuck off, it might not happen to you often but bullshit that it never happens to you."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10903131 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)20:22:36")

If you're a womyn that's gross af, even my wife (female) says so. I can't count the number of times I've been called to a poker table in a casino after some wench got up leaving a wetspot on the cushion. Of course I slammed the chair away and grabbed a dry one."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10903142 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)20:25:07" && image=="1519501816886.png")

I've surely had a diarrhea, but never a spontaneous one that totally caught me off-guard.
I've shit my pants once when I was ~14. Fortunately I was at home back then because I was sick as fuck. Instead of lying in my bed and having some rest I decided to have a dinner according to my daily routine. But I was too weak for my digestive system to handle it and I sharted a little bit.

t. not american"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10903544 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)22:23:35")

"I don't understand why having a poop stain in your undie is a bad thing. This is what undies are: preventing any stains on your pants or skirt.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10903551 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)22:24:57")

triggered whitey detected"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10903556 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)22:26:04")

mexican food doesn't give me diarrhea but sometimes just a huge dump. fried chicken gives me diarrhea"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10903573 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)22:30:30")

>Do non-Americans sincerely expect us to believe you NEVER shit your pants
lol OBSESSEDS are so stupid for expecting us to believe that. It's medically impossible to not shit yourself at least once in a while, every few days or so."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10904007 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:16:48")

American taco
>Ground beef
>Pasteurized milk product
>Fried tortilla
Result: Diarrea

Mexican taco (Adobada)
>Marinated pork, slightly charred
>White onion
>Salsa (roasted chili, onion, garlic, etc.)
>A tortilla partially fried in the meat's drippings
>Maybe guacamole
>Maybe extra salt if you didn't finish secondary school
Result: You ask for another one

Are Americans really that weak?"