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int postNumber = "11317655";
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String date = "10/11/18(Thu)01:42:53";
String comment = "Bananas are the greatest, most inexpensive, delicious, healthiest food of all. Fight me.";

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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11317751 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)02:11:33")

"I dunno about best food, but it's easily (one of) the best fruits out there.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11317765 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)02:18:02")

"It's true. And it helps me with my bowel movements.

2 minute on the toilet vs 8+ minutes... And I'm not even joking. Other fibres don't seem to help. It's like the banana is some magical bowel cleansing fruit..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11317769 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)02:20:19")

too much carbs"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11317865 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)02:55:39" && image=="1538782308998.jpg")

>low carb diets"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11317882 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)03:02:20")

You should try a bit of hot coffee."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11318002 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)03:49:22")

Why are potato bananas so stupidly expensive? These cunts cost 4€/kg, I can get 10kg of actual potatoes for the same price."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11318014 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)03:54:44" && image=="1495143251007.jpg")

That would be
Eggs, Milk and Potatoes"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11318534 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)08:24:20" && image=="6847578373_b0b32c178a.jpg")

Milk and eggs cause cancer at rates higher than bacon. Nobody wants to be an obese faggot other than your generation, boomer."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11319719 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)14:34:52")

>low sodium
>no cholesterol
>Dave Scott reminisces about his reign on top of the sport, having won six IRONMAN world championships between 1980 and 1987. He recalls eating only bananas and figs on the course, and how his stomach looked like it had a basketball in it by the end of the race.
>"The single biggest issue is that people are taking in too many calories, a lot of times mixed sugars" Scott tells "Water is drawn to your GI tract to try to break it down. You want your circulating blood to be in your arms and your legs and not in your gut.""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11319727 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)14:36:25")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11319847 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)15:04:32")

">shipped halfway across the fucking planet to get to you
>grown in third world countries with no restrictions on the pesticides and shit they can use
that's gonna be a no from me dawg."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320427 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)17:46:30")

"tastes like crap
texture is crap
not sweet enough
and dry as a fucking desert

no thanks, just smelling a banana is enough to make me dry heave"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320460 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)17:56:00")

t. flyover who has only had shitty previously frozen bananas that took 3 months to get there from the coast"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320475 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)18:01:15")

bananas are too rich for our already saturated diets"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320484 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)18:03:27")

Unironically agreed. And besides they taste great."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320570 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)18:24:02")

this, bananas make you fat as fuck, if you're looking to gain weight, bananas are y our food"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320597 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)18:29:25")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320604 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)18:32:05")

I wouldn't fight someone who was so right."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320615 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)18:34:54")

>Milk and eggs cause cancer at rates higher than bacon

I don't believe this, just because I'm pretty sure you can huff jet exhaust and it still wouldn't be as carcinogenic as bacon."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320627 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)18:40:06")

Which kind of Banana: Gros Michel or Cavendish?

Because Gros Michels were the most common everyday banana, but had almost gone completely extinct in the 1950s-60s due to widespread outbreak of a banana-sensitive soil disease that made growth and pollination of Gros Michel banana plants nearly impossible. They introduced the genetically-modified Cavendish strain as the common everyday banana to replace the Gros Michel, because Cavendishes were immune to those soil diseases. However, Cavendish bananas were reported to have less flavor, different flavor, softer texture, smaller size, and shorter shelf life.

The artificial "banana" flavor of almost all banana-flavored candies was based on the Gros Michel, which is why artificial banana flavor is often reported as "nothing like bananas" today."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320963 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)20:24:58")

Taste and texture are awful. Fuck bananas"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11322619 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:07:00")

"Crushed banana can fuck right off but yeah, generally they're great. It's a shame about the lack of variety though, in Asia they have dozens of different shapes and sizes, some tarty some zingy. Western countries get sold the same plain yellow tube.
We can thank ancient people for cultivating bananas, wheat, corn, peaches and many more things from meer tiny inedible plants to superfoods."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11322661 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:23:12")

>Fight me
Only dipshit 14 year old girls who are aware they say incredibly retarded things use this phrase. Go fuck yourself you god damn underage sack of shit."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11322889 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:37:13")

must have been some long bananas"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11322928 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:55:28")

if you have beta genes and are an asian fag with no enzyms or some other shit-tier race, ok. But in that case kill yourself"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11323109 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:00:44")

"They go shit very quickly";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11323250 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:59:30")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11323267 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)10:10:06")

"saw this thread in the catalog and now im eating a banana


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11323300 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)10:25:49")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11323364 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)10:41:00")

Is it possible to get a Gros Michel banana in the US? I've never heard of it but now I'm curious to try one."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11325163 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)18:53:35")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11325174 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)18:57:15")

8 minutes? Even 2 minutes is extreme. Those numbers concern me.
sit, shoot, done. Bidet master race after that."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11326135 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)23:00:23")

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11326304 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)00:10:47")

Banana, blueberry, strawberry are all my go-to breakfast fruits. Banana chopped up with pecans are great in plain yogurt or oat meal, and if you're fine with a little butter, you can saute the banana first. They make a good in-between meal too."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11326317 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)00:15:48")

i think the first The Games Factory game i ever made was called Banana Wars

iirc was a 2-player platformer deathmatch with a couple levels and a bunch of weapons like coconut cannons. the terrain was destructibe and you could hang by your tail from ceilings

well, bye"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11326326 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)00:19:14")

"Bananas are great except for the ripening process. Blackberries, pears, and kiwis are almost always good.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11326330 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)00:20:07")

"bananas are the only fruit i'll willingly eat but they make my mouth itchy";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11326353 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)00:23:37" && image=="utTJznTDCYWN7_BKIT9YHqbmNaZHPfpdvLdkGLbZEFhX_maSc0_IoFqHx2q_aS0dq3DMJv4Vv58VEOOmiG5Nxg.webm")

">when the bananas are still slightly green with just a little sweetness";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11326373 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)00:28:58" && image=="1430856211_370624959.jpg")

black dots master race
it's like eating caramel"