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String fullTitle = "/ck/ - Food & Cooking";
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class Thread extends Board{
public void "MorningDaddyImadepancakeforyou!"(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = ""Morning Daddy I made pancake for you !"";
int postNumber = "11319491";
String image = "Pancake-Fail.jpg";
String date = "10/11/18(Thu)13:42:35";
String comment = "How do you tell someone you love that their cooking is terrible ?";

}
public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11319507 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)13:48:24")

">>11319491

Honesty & with support. Offer to teach her to cook or take cooking classes together."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11319537 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)13:57:14")

">>11319491
savage beatings without warning or explanation"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11319540 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)13:57:47")

">>11319491
I'd just eat it and not say anything about the taste. Then I'd scold him for using the stove by himself. I'd tell him not to do that anymore without an adult present. That'll stop any more nightmarish surprise breakfasts. From then on, though, I'd have the kid help me make some of the meals so I can teach him how to cook properly."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11319548 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)13:58:18")

">>11319491

>I'm not eating this fucking garbage! I'm going to smack the shit out of you if you left the kitchen dirty! You're as useful as your cunt mother.

And that's how you raise a child right OP."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11319557 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)14:00:15")

">>11319491
drive to the woods, let her out and then drive away."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11319561 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)14:00:52")

">>11319491
start screaming at them and don't let them eat for the day"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11319578 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)14:03:41")

"Reminds me of this one time I made my mom a "salad" when I was 3 or 4. I just took some lettuce leaves and a couple of carrots broken in half, then tree it in a pot of cold water with Italian dressing. I begged her to try it. She said it was great and I should keep trying lol.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11319600 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)14:08:38")

">>11319578
how the fuck did you manage to lift an entire tree into your gay little "salad""
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11319822 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)14:59:08")

">>11319491
Kids are easy to mindfuck.
>Wow, that's a great job. Let's go make another one and I'll show you how to make it even better, and we'll give this one to your mother."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11319853 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)15:05:25" && image=="Canadian Lifestyle.webm")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11319861 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)15:08:02")

">>11319491
I don't love anyone except my blood related family and they can all cook pancakes"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11319865 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)15:08:58")

">>11319861
Your hypothetical pancake child isn't a blood relative?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11319869 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)15:10:27")

">>11319548
Boomer humor"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11319886 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)15:14:10")

">>11319865
I don't have children also can't/won't"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11319895 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)15:16:01")

">>11319491
Daddy? This general is so degenerate"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11319897 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)15:16:33")

">>11319895
What do/will your kids call you?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11319906 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)15:18:20")

">>11319897
oh its your kid"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11319926 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)15:25:08" && image=="1526653324727.jpg")

"If I like the kid have them eat it with me so they can see for themselves that they need to change something then offer to help them and explain that while surprises are nice and daddy appreciates it, when it comes to complicated things like cooking they should ask for help.

If I dont like the kid spend the next several years setting them up for life long anxiety, insecurity, and depression issues that will lead to suicide.
Beatings are for uncultured animals."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11319927 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)15:25:27")

">>11319906
You assumed this was an age-playing gf, instead of a child?

Maybe you're the degenerate"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11319948 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)15:30:56")

">>11319861
>I don't love anyone except my blood related family

yet ;)"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320316 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)17:04:06")

">>11319491
>aww sugar, you burned it.
>thank you so much but let me show you how daddy makes them! You can make one for you and me!

Id be a great Dad, too bad I'm a sperg around women."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320389 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)17:31:55")

">>11320316
And apparently around hypothetical children sounds like you would sodomize them"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320390 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)17:31:57")

">>11320316
Just show them how great of a dad you'll be and they'll let you at their ovaries."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320397 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)17:34:08")

">>11319861
So fucking edgy leme guess ur a self diagnosed socio path or what ever?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320411 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)17:37:48")

"You get in the kitchen with them and teach them, of course. Tell them every time that they're cooking is getting better and better every time. Reverse psychology - make them think it's THEIR idea.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320437 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)17:49:06")

">>11320397
Nah Im a gamer"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320600 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)18:30:28")

">>11319491
I think it's a bit wrong to use children in this scenario because I would have had my children around with me in the kitchen as much as possible to teach them from a relatively young age how to do things. If they still end up with something like the OP I'd thank them (effort is nice, it's the thought that counts) and then try to show them how to do it, in a nice way. Cooking can be a fun activity to do together and children are usually very willing to learn.

The real difficult situation that's harder to fix is if you're trying to work with an older adult that you have to tip toe around, in-laws are a good example."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320605 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)18:32:24")

">>11319537
telling someone why you are beating them robs them of the opportunity to figure it out"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320611 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)18:34:06")

">>11319507
Cooking classes for a pancake? That's some misguided parenting."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320781 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)19:23:39")

">>11320389
Therws nothong wrobg with calling your daughter "sugar" ???"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320785 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)19:26:54")

">>11320611
It's called finding an excuse to be with your loved ones. Obviously you wouldn't understand"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320787 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)19:27:02")

">>11319507
fpbp
just teach her how to make a decent pancake yo. It's not that hard"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320789 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)19:29:17")

">>11319578
I made my mom a birthday cake once. It was a scoop of ice cream on a slice of bread with some sprinkles and an unlit candle."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320807 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)19:37:17")

">>11319540
>him

What kind of a terrible parent teaches boys cooking?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320930 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)20:15:02")

">>11320807
Yeah what a fag I taught myself and am still better than my mother."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11320940 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)20:18:24")

"This is sweet. Drench it in syrup, eat it and thank them.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321488 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)22:49:53")

">>11319822
This is about the right answer."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321504 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)22:52:54")

">>11320389
>And apparently around hypothetical children sounds like you would sodomize them
You would clearly make a terrible parent, thankfully you're unlikely to ever be one.

>>11320316
>>11320390
>Just show them how great of a dad you'll be and they'll let you at their ovaries.
This. If you had a date where you stay home and watched movies while babysitting her cousin and showed off your ability to bond with small children, she's going to swoon.

>he's so good with kids
Yes, this is also grooming behaviour, it isn't a problem if you're grooming them for positive behaviour. Pedophiles emulate ideal parent/uncle behavour and use it for deviant purposes, it's not the tool that's wrong, it's the use."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321543 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)22:59:28")

">>11319491
I've eaten worse.

My daughter likes to feed me and bring me stuff to eat already, she learned to walk not that long ago. I'm sure shti like this is bound to happen."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321548 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:00:23")

">>11319491
Tell her its burnt but Ill eat her little kitty instead"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11323097 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)08:56:19")

"thanks and eat. afterwards try a line like: "i dind't know you like cooking, let's do it together sometime you can teach me and i can teach you"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11323180 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:32:55")

">>11319491
You stop pussy footing around and just be honest with them. As long as you're not harsh or cruel then who the fuck cares."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11323182 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:34:01")

">>11319600
It was Bonsai"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11323184 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:36:11")

">>11319491
Does anyone have that copypasta where the guy drops off the kids with the grandparents, then takes his wife into a field and beats her?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11323200 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:42:18")

">>11323180
You do realize that women can't tell the difference between honest and cruel right?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11323202 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:43:06")

">>11320611
>spending time with your offspring
>misguided
How can I tell you either have no kids or you had kids and now they hate you."
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