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class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/ck/ - Food & Cooking";
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

public void refresh(a);

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class Thread extends Board{
public void EmptyTitle(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "11321214";
String image = "lofthouse.jpg";
String date = "10/11/18(Thu)21:41:01";
String comment = "Why do people buy Lofthouse cookies
You have to be an actual subhuman to find them even moderately appealing"
;

}
public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321219 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)21:42:45")

"REPLY TO MY FUCKING THREAD GOD DAMMIT";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321223 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)21:43:13")

">>11321214
I like the doughy texture."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321225 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)21:43:37")

"Before anyone replies, I need to mention that i'm gay btw. Not sure if that matters.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321226 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)21:43:49")

">>11321214
There are some chemicals they add that make them weirdly soft under all circumstances. You can put them out uncovered and go on vacation for a month and when you get back they taste the same.

inb4 hurr chemicals muh dhmo, kill yourself. Propylene glycol does not belong in food."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321230 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)21:44:26")

">>11321225
I don't like this meme"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321233 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)21:45:20")

">>11321214
I know someone who likes these. I stopped talking to her."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321234 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)21:46:05")

">why do people do x
I need to filter this shit, nothing good has ever been posted in these threads"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321248 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)21:49:24")

">>11321219
Give it atleast 10 minutes before you sperg our faggot."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321252 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)21:50:37")

">>11321214
I think they're delicious but I only eat them rarely because I can't handle them. When I was in college, whenever I'd get them, I'd finish a box in like 10 minutes. I gained a lot of weight and decided that I'd never buy a box again. I haven't bought a box in 6 or 7 years now, but have had the occasional one. It's just pure fucking sugar, man. No offensive flavors, just sugar."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321270 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)21:54:30")

">>11321230
I'm homosexual by the way."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321278 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)21:56:42" && image=="yvrF8fx.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321303 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)22:01:17")

"What is the obsession with these, or is it one person who posts these threads?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321306 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)22:01:39")

">>11321214
fuck you nigger"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321323 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)22:05:57")

">>11321248
Hey, fuck you. By ten minutes, the thread's halfway down the page and in the forgotten zone. You don't even know how to 4chan"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321328 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)22:07:20")

">>11321214
I find you're mom appealing bitch"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321331 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)22:07:57")

">>11321234
can you think of any reason you’d want to read a thread that uses the word “why”?
i can’t, so it’s an easy filter for me"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321335 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)22:08:34")

">>11321306
t. underage incel who just read the N word in the book Tom Sawyer and can't stop sucking massive dicks"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321343 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)22:10:03")

">>11321230
Really? I fucking love it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321353 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)22:11:55")

">>11321331
Why are you in thread then"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321362 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)22:13:24")

"It's kind of a guilty pleasure for me in a sickening way. I haven't had one for a long time though.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321480 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)22:47:21")

">>11321343
>>11321270
>>11321225
hahaha homophobia is SO epic! Just like my e-friend Mr Metokur! XD"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321501 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)22:52:37")

"They're okay, I just wouldn't eat more than 1 at a time.

>>11321480
I find it humorous because op's sexuality has nothing to do with the post.

I didn't even see from the angle of being homophobic.

I'd see it the same way if it said 'i like biking btw, not sure if that matters'."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321580 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:08:30" && image=="1538580448370.jpg")

">>11321335
You shut your mouth bitch. You lost. That's all there is to it. Just remember pal. You got to wake up a nigger for the rest of your life. Your skin color is the color of your shit. Everytime I take a dump I always say it's time to go take a nigger. kek, you lost son. Man I feel so much stronger than you. Little bitch. Beating off as I type this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxSi6U41R4Q"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321613 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:15:46")

">>11321480
>>11321501
But then again, I'm gay. Not sure if that matters but you can tell by the spacing."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321617 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:17:07")

">>11321214
I like them. I occasionally buy them and have one as like the dessert after eating a meal. I might be a subhuman though"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321624 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:18:58")

">>11321580
cringe"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321653 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:24:10" && image=="1539304491710.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321664 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:26:53")

">>11321480
Downvoted"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321668 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:27:18")

">>11321214
I like them. They remind me of being young."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321681 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:30:52" && image=="1538051888618.jpg")

">>11321624
Epic post dude xd! Upboat for you!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321689 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:32:19")

">>11321681
Whats red rain"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321692 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:32:52" && image=="1538052786477.jpg")

">>11321624
>>11321480
Found the npc beta bitch boys."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321773 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:57:58")

">>11321214
The thing that makes them strikingly bad is the fact that they're salty.

Lofthouse "Delicious" Cookies? They're certainly not delicious..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321837 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:27:27" && image=="lofthouse snickerdoodles.jpg")

"Their snickerdoodles are pretty good.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321856 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:34:36")

">>11321689
Probably some shitty knockoff energy drink."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321908 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:57:10")

">>11321214
Try freezing them, they taste better."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11321926 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:03:09")

">>11321323
>slow board
>using the first page
Not him but I think you're the one who needs to learn how to use 4chan. Ever hear of "page 10 is page 1" retard?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11322073 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:46:32")

">>11321353
what's that
Did you say something"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11322240 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:23:55")

">>11321480
>>>/tumblr/"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11322244 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:24:36")

">>11321214
I tried them for a while but didn't really like them"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11322281 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:37:05")

">>11321214
This is the most pleb thread ever"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11322882 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:33:02")

">>11321323
>how to 4chan
4chan is not a verb, anon"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11322894 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:39:19")

"I get a craving for them every now and then and grab a box
One time I saw some sparkly ones at a 7/11 and bought them for my sister, they had some fruity blueberry flavor and were absolutely disgusting."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11322917 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:51:25")

"They taste like play dough, fuck anyone who likes this shit";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11323086 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)08:52:48")

">>11321480
>homophobia
Oh go write a book"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11323136 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:18:44")

">>11321226
>You can put them out uncovered and go on vacation for a month and when you get back they taste the same.
sugar is a great preservative."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11323230 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:52:25")

">>11322073
Lol"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11324334 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)15:22:39")

">>11321214
I liked them as a kid in a kid of alien-food-play-clay type thing, if I ate them today I'd probably just cough out a cloud of flour sugar dust"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11324795 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)17:28:47")

">few years ago
>british gf has never had these before
>buy a pack and let her try one
>she ends up eating the entire pack and makes me buy more
Fuck, eating 2 of these make me sick I keep a pack for like 3 months before finishing it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11324825 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)17:35:20")

">>11321214
The canned corned beef hash of sweets."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11324874 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)17:47:52")

">>11321692
Is that Thom Yorke on the right of that pic?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11325237 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)19:13:49")

"My grandmother always used to have them, so I sometimes get them for the nostalgia.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11326749 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)03:10:23")

"They are the best half life snack";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11327018 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)06:10:59")

">>11321230
I do
>>11321225
Please continue and post it on other boards"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11327021 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)06:13:01")

">>11321501
If that were the joke, people would be mixing it up a bit. But they're not. I'm aware that it originated with "I'm a girl btw," but that's as far as it has gone. From misogyny to homophobia. I'm so proud to be here. Not."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11328085 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)11:49:32")

">>11324874
Holy shit I thought the same thing"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11328103 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)11:53:21")

">>11321681
good thing they got diet pepsi lol"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==11329035 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)16:04:16")

">>11321323
>You don't even know how to 4chan
You clearly don't thinking every board is as fast as /v/, /b/, or /pol/."
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}
}