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public void AnalGeneral(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "Anal General";
int postNumber = "8077381";
String image = "sample-a27708c22b72af132b330e8fd541c816.jpg";
String date = "07/12/18(Thu)05:14:07";
String comment = "Post/discuss everything anal";

public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8077382 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:14:23" && image=="600de7d2aa8548617edf3f0f14549126.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8077383 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:14:55" && image=="sample-ee35437bb77882a445cb2381d7d63a7c.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8077579 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:19:46" && image=="1458514492095.jpg")

"Is it possible to permanently gape your asshole? If it is, how do you do it and what things do I need to be aware of?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8077581 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:21:08" && image=="pd5510-29_01.jpg")

"Recently bought pic related
I have doc johnson's BAM, and I wanted something "easier" for when I am warming up...
any experiences?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8077585 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:25:52")

Inflatable is god tier for warm up

only if you cut your sphincter and then sear it so it doesn't heal properly"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8077588 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:26:48")

>Inflatable is god tier for warm up
I am scared of it blowing up or something."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8077589 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:26:49")

It is possible, but it'll never look nice, always like inflamed sausage meat"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8077597 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:36:10")

yea, you would have to pump it real hard, that's why you pump it to like, 30% of max, it's for warm up, meaning you have bigger toys than that"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8077871 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:33:35" && image=="1506809448265.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8077903 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:05:06")

can't bump as OP :("

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8077940 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:39:42")

>cut your sphincter

I don't even know how you'd go about doing that

Depends on what looks nice to you. I wouldn't mind becoming a real version of one of hotmeatmarket's obvious Photoshops."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8077962 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:56:54" && image=="Pictures-of-anal-sphincter-external-145.jpg")

>I don't even know how you'd go about doing that
with a knife, most likely"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8077971 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:09:57")


If you go *way* too big, *way* too fast, you can also tear it, which has similar results.

But you really don't want to do that."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8077974 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:11:06" && image=="sexual thoughs.jpg")

med stud here
don't do that if you don't want to defecate in a plastic pocket for the rest of your life"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8077995 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:36:55")

Any recommendations on inflatables? Something that starts at 2.5" diameter and inflates to like 3" or more would perfect."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8078004 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:44:48")

See that's what I meant. I'm not going to do it unless I have reasonably sound medical authority that it won't cripple me to a degree that I'm not comfortable with.

Like, I don't have a super physically complicated lifestyle, so I don't mind having to make some adjustments for the things I enjoy, but nothing like that."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8078139 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:47:22")

You may not have that problem right now, but what if something changes in your life? Think about it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8078182 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:39:24")

How can i get an inside out asshole like this one?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8078347 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:50:02")

fuck your ass with huge dildos as much as you can, it's that easy, and push out."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8078382 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:27:19")

"How do I go about pleasuring myself anally for the first time? Any tips to make it feel better? Also this may be a dumb question but do males feel anal differently than males?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8078477 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:31:40")

no, males feel anal the same as males"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8078557 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:25:53" && image=="41duH1+JIxL._AC_SY400_.jpg")

I love this one and I think it's a great starter. It feels great to have it in and and after 5 or so pumps its unbearably pleasurable. It also takes a lot to get it stuck I've pushed it out after 9 pumps and doing that really warms you up for other toys.

Is there any way to increase sensitivity? Or techniques to increase pleasure?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8078597 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:59:15" && image=="sample-b6c1b077f6591160f9c08b125e85f446.jpg")

yea, but a tear will heal so, if you sear it will not

what is your goal? I have belly bulge fetish, so I do deep play (up to my rib cage)

This is me

This is the inflatable I am using
Don't let the size intimidate you, if you are not used to it, I used to deflate it fully, then use another toy to get it in and slowly inflate, nowadays I can just warm up with it inflated as you see.

that is the only way to get permanent gape, so the goal is what you described, not holding shit in, I'm not judging, neither should you

I get similar if I keep my nova XL in for several minutes in, feels amazing. Just put shit in that really stretches you then hold it for as long as you can (or sit on it so you won't push it out while twitching).

One finger is best, take a shit then hop into bath/shower, press shower head into your ass until you feel water going in, hold it there for as long as you can, let water gush out of you, do this until you see no more shit in it, now you are ready to finger yourself, if you have no lube, use body wash, one finger at first is all you need, just use your middle finger and try to get it all the way in, then bend it, you should feel a 'bump' towards your dick, that's your prostate"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8079219 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)12:47:29" && image=="0e8459db0ef1f8f8c9832ab21a25725f.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8079246 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:15:15")

>Is there any way to increase sensitivity? Or techniques to increase pleasure?

Yep, a few
>don't touch dick
>if you have to fap, do it next day or after a few hours
>don't fap for a week before

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8079260 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:32:29")

A whole week of no fap is impossible for me
I can't go more than two days
What do"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8079288 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:51:21")

then don't fap 2 days beforehand"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8079476 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:56:21")

Chastity cage"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8079502 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)17:36:31")

there are a lot of suggestions here

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8080092 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)01:32:02")

Boy am I glad we had a med student around to tell us idiots not to stick a fucking knife up our asses"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8080225 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:42:19" && image=="0fbb6da834d1939d5e861964e141f78d.jpg")

I keked"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8080388 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)08:14:22" && image=="1528778354452.png")

>I used to deflate it fully, then use another toy to get it in
As in put it all the way in, then used a second toy to push it deeper?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8080395 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)08:18:06" && image=="0e6fac86981458c4e4f57e55685d0afe.jpg")

Yea, if you deflate it, since it has no 'core' it's like a deflated balloon, so in order to get it all the way in I have another double headed dildo (16") that I use to get the inflatable dildo all the way in"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8080658 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:12:34")

"Just a question. How many of you are gay or bi?
Because I see links like this >>8078597
and ask myself who would click that."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8080670 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:21:05" && image=="sample-df1c9e6043df7e499263f4733b0c7b89.jpg")

anyone who has a fetish for belly bulge, it transcends gender"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8081292 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)00:32:49")

These are not bad
But their other stuff isn't so good."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8081674 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)09:22:11" && image=="5a29ffab58fa1271161d4cdc82d566ec8659d47e_00.jpg")

">check calendar
>it's buttfuck day!
I'm beginning my "assfuck diet". My goal is to be able to orgasm without touching my dick.
Tonight it will be 48h hours since I last jerked off (which is a lot for me, I am a furious masturbator).
I will keep increasing the time between sessions. And the main rule is to never masturbate without anal play."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8081676 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)09:27:10")

I am "bi-curious"'. I have a fetish for big black cocks. But I am having a hard time finding my first real one.

Just so you get the whole picture, I strongly dislike cuck shit. I just want to get my ass fucked hard desu."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8081678 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)09:30:10")

>inflatables are good for anything at all
maybe just me but i have to say the absolute worst experience i've ever had was with a inflatable buttplug. I just feels so uncomortable"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8081699 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)10:03:45")

>never masturbate without anal play.
never gonna make it

you have to get an inflatable dildo then, never tried a butt plug, what was wrong with it?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8081729 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)10:44:34")

>never gonna make it

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8081755 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)11:15:06")

because you will masturbate during anal play"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8081760 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)11:20:24")

Well, this will only be at first. When I can't take it anymore, I allow myself to jerk off. The plan involves eliminating this aswell."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8081768 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)11:35:03")

Lock up the dick"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8081775 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)11:41:56")

that's why you will never gonna make it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8081795 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)11:57:16")


You really don't want to do that. You can get something like this, though"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8082097 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)16:32:35")

Tunnel plugs can be fun, but insertion can be quite difficult unless you have been stretched out just before insertion.

I have a tunnel plug and a small dildo which fits snugly through the tunnel. In this way, the plug and dildo works together like a dog-knot dildo. You push the dildo deeper until the plug gets pushed in, and then you pull out the dildo, leaving the tunnel-plug in place. You just need to put lube inside the tunnel so that the dildo don't get stuck."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8083578 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)11:56:07")

Just stick a finger or two in the tunnel while you jam it into your ass"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8084076 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)19:11:43" && image=="1516089569700.gif")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8085677 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)18:20:20")

"When I was younger, I had a huge anal fixation. I used to hold my shit to the point of pain because it felt "good", keep in mind I was a kid. I don't think I was consciously trying to JO, but I was also pretty anxious and that took a weirdly sexual turn in general. Now I just have a huge obsession with putting shit in my worthless little ass.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8085782 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)20:07:03")

Just letting you know the only board that doesn't ban furry is >>>/trash/catalog"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8085955 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)22:10:16" && image=="13_club_0012.jpg")

I used to hold it in forever too, but because I absolutely fucking hated pooping.

< [Yuugatou Club]"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8086607 && dateTime=="07/18/18(Wed)11:01:27" && image=="69452291_p2.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8086839 && dateTime=="07/18/18(Wed)15:10:00")

How do you guys deal with the pain of cleaning first? When I do it, I usually feel nauseous or get abdominal pains/discomfort. It really puts me out of the mood and makes it hard to want to do anal play (which I really do enjoy).

I'm not using too much water, which was my first thought. I use a pump thing with nearly a pint of water storage, but I only use about 70-80% of that."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8086925 && dateTime=="07/18/18(Wed)16:36:10")

Huh... I don't know what to say except that people are different. I love enemas, so does my wife. She's too shy though so I'm working on that... but anyway, I feel nauseous and can't do more than a gallon. I know that's unusually large. And sure, there's cramping, but that's part of the game. It passes, and you push on. It's better if you use warm water that's saline. You don't want your body to absorb too much water because it does become toxic after awhile. So if it's balanced with your body's salinity that's good. If you're just cleaning yourself out a little, there's nothing to worry about.

I'm not much of a masochist, even. I don't like pain, but enemas are--at worst--uncomfortable. And that sensation of total fullness... that knowledge that you're preparing your body to be thoroughly and deeply used for sex--a little bit of discomfort almost enhances the eroticism of it. And the knowledge that no matter how much you strain or push back against a ribbed dildo, no matter how gaping and loose you are after hours of play, the only thing dripping out of you will be clear lube... it's so fucking nice to get lost in that place with zero worries at all. A++, do recommend embracing deep cleansing enemas.

That was longer than I meant to write.."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8087466 && dateTime=="07/19/18(Thu)00:40:15")

There shouldn't be any pain from enema. You might have medical condition. Play in bathtub/shower and you will be clean 'eventually'"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8087793 && dateTime=="07/19/18(Thu)08:11:19")

"What are nice things I can buy to enhance my anal play? Clothes or other things.
I have thought about buying lingerie, but I don't know what kind will make me look like a slut.
I am a guy, a little bit chubby."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8088074 && dateTime=="07/19/18(Thu)14:00:41" && image=="1624470 - Cynthia Dawn Garchomp MegaGarchomp Mega_Evolution Porkyman RandomBoobGuy.jpg")

">after several sessions been able to take my only monster dildo, although with difficulty
>today's session
>in the shower two fingers slip in without resistance
>my 8 inch Doc Johnson slips inside like it owns the place
>the two slightly bigger dildos no longer give me the feeling of fullness

It's been four weeks and my dragon dildos are still taking their time to arrive. I'm not gonna make it lads, send help."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8088329 && dateTime=="07/19/18(Thu)15:58:20" && image=="flat-blade-screwdriver.jpg")

"Gonna have my first try with anal today.
Got my screwdriver, canola oil and condoms.
I'm also slighlty drunk..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8088375 && dateTime=="07/19/18(Thu)16:22:58")




no, just stop


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8088377 && dateTime=="07/19/18(Thu)16:23:55")

Yes, yes, yes"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8088389 && dateTime=="07/19/18(Thu)16:31:38")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8088395 && dateTime=="07/19/18(Thu)16:34:46")

I started with a toothbrush (by the handle), then a screwdriver...
Now I am a slave to my big brown 12 inch thick-as-an-arm dildos...

Just insert it by the handle, and don't go over the flare. It will "suck" in and it's dangerous.
Never insert the metal part."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==8088407 && dateTime=="07/19/18(Thu)16:42:19" && image=="1527540324463.gif")

Good luck, anon. My gf got a dildo a few days ago and just told me not to masturbate for the rest of the week and make sure my ass is clean on Sunday."