import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/fit/ - Fitness";
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

public void refresh(a);

}
class Thread extends Board{
public void BoomerGeneralThread/BGT/(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "Boomer General Thread /BGT/";
int postNumber = "46758534";
String image = "1530771408507.jpg";
String date = "07/09/18(Mon)04:02:41";
String comment = "Grass at an inch and a quarter edition

/BGT/ is for late twenty plus /fit/izens whom enjoy their situation

>Discuss all things boomer including:
>Job
>Life
>Routines
>Diet
>Women
>Balance between adult life responsibilities and fitness"
;

}
public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758561 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)04:06:25" && image=="cd2.jpg")

">>46758534
>the bowflex"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758588 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)04:09:13" && image=="1526671728427.jpg")

">>46758534
who the fuck makes these pictures"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758592 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)04:09:29")

">>46758561
>Yungboi mad because boomer can afford the apex of compact physical resistance

Been there lad"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758631 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)04:15:01" && image=="1518143746795.png")

">>46758534

Can anyone recommend a good supplement for arthritis? Just got both knees tested and waiting to hear back from the Doc, got the feeling its going to bad news.

These young ones don't know how good they've got it. 25 next month, wish me luck lads."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758638 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)04:16:24")

"29. Just got back from visiting my friends overseas (I lived there for six years, moved back home a year ago to go back to uni).

All my younger friends have changed a bunch (but all of them in positive ways), all my friends around my age are pretty much the same (though closer to the goals they've been working on.)
They're all doing well, and they all commented how much bigger I've gotten (and lifting isn't something I make a big deal about, so I'm pretty sure it the complements were genuine).

I was worried it'd be awkward after a year away, but it was like I never left, and at the end of the week I didn't want to leave.

My lifting buddy (same age) was stronger than me when I left, but I've blown past him, though to be fair he's been working full time while doing a phd. I'm actually kinda disappointed about it, that sense of competition was a big driving force for getting stronger and now I've gotta be self-motivated.

I'm turning 30 in August and I'm actually looking forward to it; while I feel like I wasted my 20's, I've accepted I can't change the past and since I'm doing so well at the moment it's hard to feel bad."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758640 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)04:16:41")

">>46758631
>Not a boomer

Look into compression knee pads obviously. And glucosamine for joint stregnth. But your joints are your joints. You only get one set of knees unless you want painful dad surgery. Good luck."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758646 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)04:17:43")

">>46758631
You can literally train that shit away to near no pain"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758704 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)04:25:38" && image=="1521794712166.png")

"Thanks to modern technology I now know what I'll look like when I bloomer into a boomer.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758726 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)04:28:17")

">>46758534
Calling out the Yeti fags. Well played sir."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758741 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)04:30:01" && image=="1530847011171.jpg")

"How's it going fellow boomers?
Tfw
>26
>5'8
>bald
>wear a backwards cap
>say words like "neat" and "rad"
>drink sips
At least I'm swole right"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758755 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)04:32:20")

">>46758741
>28
>6'3
>bald
>wear a backwards cap
>say words like "rad" and "noice"
>drink bcaas
We are not so different, manlet bro"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758779 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)04:35:23")

">>46758755
Are bcaas worth it?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758783 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)04:36:07" && image=="humbleboomer.png")

"Boomer Core Album

1.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIuOWv-mLP4

2.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFgAE5SgFnw

Gonna need more to make the playlist for jewtube so we can all listen in hehe!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758787 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)04:37:28")

">>46758779
Nah"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758881 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)04:51:55")

">>46758631
>https://www.allstarhealth.com/f/jarrow-curcumin_95.htm

This shit changed my life. Also, stop eating grains."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758900 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)04:53:57")

">>46758779
No."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46759334 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)06:07:29")

"I'm still in my early twenties and sometimes feel kinda lost in everything. What's some knowledge/advice that you wish you had earlier? Not talking about incel shit but life in general.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46759347 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)06:09:55")

">>46759334
make ur bed"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46759896 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)07:22:16")

">>46758534
Goddamnit why do I live in a shithole city that looks so /comfy/ it's insane"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46760431 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)08:16:49")

"Good morning /BGT/";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46761316 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)09:39:19")

">>46758631

>omega 3
>curcumin (take with pepper)
>ginger
>collagen hydrolisate"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46761393 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)09:46:32")

">>46759334

Get organized, get a drawer with file folders and store every important piece of paper in a labled folder.
DON'T just throw receipts, bills, documents and shit all over your place. Better start now as it gets more and more the older you get."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46761427 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)09:51:11")

">>46759334

Dont be useless

Try harder"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46761668 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)10:16:50")

">>46758631
What other anons said and these
https://www.runnersworld.com/health-injuries/a20826132/6-exercises-for-strong-muscles-and-healthy-joints/"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46763070 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)12:35:48" && image=="1530278652246.gif")

">>46758534
>has a yeti
>doesn't have a yeti sticker on his car
>not even a salt life sticker

want to know how i know a boomer didnt make this image?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46763101 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)12:38:11" && image=="SCSLT00207_lg.jpg")

">>46763089";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46763151 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)12:42:32")

">>46763125
it's a boomer thing about boating and fishing aka salt water related things. its like if someone had a gym life sticker"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46763664 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)13:27:25")

"I realize it's a meme but I'm 100% positive that a majority of people on this board don't realize that baby boomers are actually late 50s+ at this point and actually think people in their late 20s are boomers. Just a PSA to make people on this board slightly less retarded";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46763741 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)13:32:47")

">>46763070
Do people outside of Florida have 'salt life' on everything? It's on like 1/3 of peoples trucks here. But I assumed it was a FL brand or at least gulf coast."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46763799 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)13:37:32")

">>46763664

Boomer cutoff is 1996 retard"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46763840 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)13:40:18")

">>46763664
Hey there Reddit"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46763894 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)13:44:27")

">>46763664
thanks for explaining the meme"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764033 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)13:52:59")

"Started a real boomer habit of getting up at 4:50 daily, drinking a Bang, then in the gym before 6, feels good with the sun rising as I squat";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764043 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)13:53:37")

">>46763741
from north carolina and saw it everywhere. haven’t seen it since i moved to california, maybe on like 1 truck"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764131 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)14:00:30")

">>46759334
Unironically watch some Jordan B. Peterson lectures on sorting your life out."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764210 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)14:06:44")

"hold me bros, my long term live-in gf of 3 years and i are about to break up because even though we are super compatible with each other and have a great relationship, we have different futures in mind.

I’m turning 29 this year and want to start thinking about starting a family and eventually two kids and for my life to be focused on raising my family and working hard for them. my gf doesn’t really see value in kids/family since her family was fucked up and her parents have a horrible relationship.

we’re peobably going to have “the talk” this week. i don’t know how to deal with it really."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764317 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)14:14:56")

">>46764210
fuck off with your boomer problems"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764357 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)14:18:37")

">>46764317
are you lost? it's the boomer thread, scamper off and play fortnight with your squad of homies"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764393 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)14:21:31")

">>46764210
>want to start thinking about starting a family and eventually two kids

so you are thinkig about starting to think about thinking about eventually thinking about a family? Do I get this right fellow boomer?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764442 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)14:26:04")

">>46761316
mornin' brother"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764460 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)14:27:23")

">>46758755
>29
>5'7''
>balding
>drink bcaas
>say words like "shitstorm" and "noice" and I'm now even and English speaker"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764560 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)14:35:28")

">>46764210
Good luck and stay stong. Kids are awesome that girl sounds broken. Most women can't get enough of kids.

Plus you're worth more and more and she's worth less and less as the years pass. Buddy of mine is an accountant and married a 23 year old milk truck when he was like 32. They're happy with 3 kids now. Go for it man. Life is waiting for you"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764606 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)14:38:28")

">>46758534
Just mowed and edged my lawn yesterday. Thinking about getting a new type of grass like Bermuda"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764840 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)14:55:16")

">>46764460
>26
>5'10
>just graduated police academy
>receding hairline
>wear shades and gold chain
>say words like "drinkypoo" and "snackypoo"
>drink a ton of liquor
at least i drive a 76' chrysler new yorker and can afford the occasional lady (male) of the night"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764859 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)14:57:01")

">>46764560
she’s basically addicted to pot and doesn’t ever want to stop partying. my regret is moving in together bc now splitting our stuff is gonna be fucking difficult and heartbreaking"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764867 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)14:57:34" && image=="boomerhd.jpg")

">that boomer feel when watching the sopranos in between reading the complete works of Plato";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764920 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)15:00:12")

">>46758534

For real though, why do so many boomers have such smoking hot wives? Is it just all money?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765098 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)15:12:34")

">>46763741
239/941 anon here and yea, it’s everywhere here"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765141 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)15:15:17" && image=="24BB31145D8240018C64CC28F6239388.jpg")

"Just found out I'm going to be a dad today /BGT/. I am not ready but no one ever is. I hope she doesn't think I'll stop lifting.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765275 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)15:26:05")

">>46764210

Consider it a blessing, don't settle for the next roastie whore you date because her biological clock is ticking"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765281 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)15:26:17")

">>46765141
Congratulations buddy, set a good example to your kid
You'll probably be ready for a first child around the time you have your second"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765301 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)15:27:53")

">>46764920
It's called having value. My wife is a piece of ass too and she values that I make 90K a year, /fit/, good father, good dancer, well read, socially adept, etc

All stuff I worked on and made for myself. I'm 6'2'' and white too which helps, but I never had any luck with women before I started improving myself.

If I didn't get married at 26 I'd literally be the boomer in the OP pic in all aspects except the sips

Instead, change the car out for 4 kids and that's me"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765324 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)15:29:26")

">>46765281
Boy, girl, retard, autist, or robot. I would fucking kill for this stupid cluster of cells. Literally changed everything in a 5 minute conversation."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46766020 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)16:18:41")

"I don't get this meme t b h.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46766047 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)16:20:46")

">>46763664
Boomer is a metric of personality, not age"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46766069 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)16:22:12")

">>46763664
>t. reddit"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46766082 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)16:22:59")

">>46764210
Opposite problem here
>be me
>30yo boomer
>enjoying every day of my life, making physical, financial, and mental gains
>gf is 23
>all of her friends got married recently
>she is the only single one in the group
Feels weird, man. I should mlbe the one desperate to start a family, but I have close to zero desire for it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46766117 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)16:25:16" && image=="F45FEB1E-C369-4AB5-ABA7-2E188465FA3F.jpg")

">>46766020
It’s just the flavor of the month
It will evolve to something even gayer
Add cave (enter board here) with monster advertising and you get this abomination

But as they say. If you can’t beat them, join them goyim."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46766132 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)16:26:20" && image=="78cd35e2a7a4e3919b0d266f19fe2262.jpg")

"I'm 28 but no one gives me more than 22. Some people sometimes think I'm 18-19. I also don't feel older than 22. Do I count?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46766149 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)16:27:20" && image=="fKoKQMx.jpg")

">>46758534
How much do I have to lift for a gf like this?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46766214 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)16:31:49")

">30
>MSc Computer Science
>Quit Job, learned to trade crypto do this full time
>Routine: Lifting for around 5 years.
>Diet is gewd + test/tren
>Women: None atm. Broke up with gf a year ago. Banged a few hookers.
>No responsibility, have my own house. Get to do whatever I want as I dont work 9-5."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46766255 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)16:34:28")

">>46764840
lol. Everyone I work with calls everything a "___poo"
One drives a truck with a Cummins in it. It gets called "his big white cummypoo""
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46766263 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)16:35:07")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46766285 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)16:36:47")

">>46766214
>Banged a few hookers
At first I thought you were saying you were successful in life then you type that stupid shit.
>paying for sex
That absolute degeneracy"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46766310 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)16:38:33")

">>46765324
That's the male biological imperative. Embrace it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46766397 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)16:45:23")

">>46764131
have any specific ones in mind?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46766420 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)16:46:41")

"I'm 24 years old...am I a boomer yet?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46766427 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)16:47:25")

">>46764859
good luck brother"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46766584 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)16:57:58")

">>46764859
>>46764210
>she’s basically addicted to pot and doesn’t ever want to stop partying
Does this sound like the kind of person you want to keep around in your late 20s? Do you really want somebody like her being the mother of your children?

>she doesn't really see value in kids/family
Once again, is this really somebody you want to raise a family with?

>super compatible with each other
>different futures in mind
You're contradicting yourself. You want to raise a family. She doesn't. That's a major difference. There is no compatibility there.

You two need to break up. Now."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46766604 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)16:59:15")

">>46758631
Look into gaps diet, stop eating grains, processed food, and eat more probiotics. Feel what your body wants to eat or if maybe it wants to fast."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46767999 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)18:42:42")

">>46766132
I got asked what fucking grade I was in the other day."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46768033 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)18:44:56")

">>46758534
What kind of architecture style is that house ? Always liked them, very comfy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46768083 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)18:48:19")

">>46767999
i have a chameleon face. I comb my hair back and people think im in my early 30s. I let it fall in face, i get carded(drinking age is 18 here). Im actually 24

it's not just age either, my expression and hairstyle make me look like entirely different people, and im not imagining it, i have seriously tripped people out with this before."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46768097 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)18:48:54")

">>46766132

If you put a picture of Monica Bellucci on a tree trunk I could fuck a hole straight through it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46768103 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)18:49:20")

">>46758638
Here's a (you) of acknowledgement. If your blogpost isn't a larp, I wish you the best and congrats on your progress. A man's prime is his thirties, hit it in your stride anon"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46768111 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)18:50:25")

">>46766149
Well, not really sure. The car looks be between 2500-3000 pounds."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46768116 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)18:50:55")

">>46765141
Only way to keep that thought away is to never stop lifting anon"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46768142 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)18:52:47")

">>46766020
>>46766117
Sometimes fotm brings a fresh taste to a stale board."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46768164 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)18:53:53")

">>46766149
2k in coke in a designer handbag"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46768227 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)18:59:06")

">>46768097
This"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46769167 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)20:18:24")

">>46764867
hell yeah buddeh, sopranos is pure kino."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46769184 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)20:19:33" && image=="IMG_2602.png")

">>46758534
Why do redditors hate this future so much"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46769212 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)20:21:57")

">>46763664
TIL! Thanks fellow narwhal!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46769223 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)20:22:31" && image=="1502637837165.jpg")

">>46764859
>pot smoker
>drinks and parties
>doesent want kids
These are all huge red flags
>all at the age of 29
Dude, your head us so far up your ass you hair is coming out of your mouth.
Get the fuck out of there asap.
>heart breaking
Nigger, what? Turn the other direction and run."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46769230 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)20:23:05")

">>46769184
Not enough diversity."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46769250 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)20:25:28")

">>46764859
Sounds like you'll be dodging a bullet. God speed anon."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46769251 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)20:25:34" && image=="IMG_1923.png")

">>46764210
>childfree

Enjoy your future."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46769292 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)20:28:27")

">>46763799
Boomer cutoff is 2006, nice dubs"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46769332 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)20:31:06")

">>46765301
Jelly"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46769353 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)20:34:07")

">>46766285
>implying most successful men don't bang hookers and escorts while preaching morality to you"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46769432 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)20:41:08")

">32
>5'7''
>"In shape" by normie standards
>bald
>Make 275k a year as a psychiatrist (last year made 420k by working overtime)
>No prospect of having a child or girlfriend since nobody my age lives close by
>Living comfy in apartment
>Low cost of living, investing $9-10k a month >Spend free time in gym or playing vidya
>Wondering if it was all worth it everyday

At least I hit my PR of 20+ pullups /fit/"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46769626 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)20:57:16" && image=="1519940561563.jpg")

"Are you a Xoomer, Yoomer, or Zoomer?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46769648 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)20:58:48" && image=="IMG_20180709_205546.jpg")

"Comfy dinner tonight fellow boomerinos.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46769696 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)21:03:38")

"I didn't even realize there was a general for this
I am 23 and I feel like I don't want to be alive because I will grow up to be 30 and all my happiness will die, I will be a old hollow version of myself. Maybe I can feel happiness but I will be happy because my brain cells all die and I don't know how much I lost
I don't want to be dumb and clueless and thinking only of the past I want all options open and available not closed off and can't do anything without looking like a fool and a loser, I don't want to not understand life anymore because I am 30
I really don't want to be old, I feel so sick thinking about it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46769733 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)21:06:37")

">>46761393
what? why?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46770078 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)21:41:55")

">>46764210
>my gf doesn’t really see value in kids/family
It really is sad that this is more and more a thing. Back when I was 23 I broke up with my then gf over the same issue despite the fact we both had good careers and a decent amount of money. She just didn't want kids at all apparently."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46770094 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)21:44:12")

">>46765141
Grats if true. Keep lifting, help little dude or dudet stay fit and not become some fat slob."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46770331 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)22:08:42")

">>46766149
be born 40 years ago."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46770344 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)22:10:07")

">>46766285
Giving hard earned money, even if you have a lot of it, to sloots not worth it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46770425 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)22:20:39" && image=="1531016356284.jpg")

">>46758631
borax (sodium borate)
>cures arthritis
>cures osteoporosis
>promotes testosterone
>deficient in soil, need to supplement
>possible negative effect on prostate cancer
Seriously, why has /fit/ not taken the borax pill? I'm about to pick some up after my workout. nb4 'cleaning product' I've done my research, you should too before calling me small brain."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46770456 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)22:23:58")

">>46770425
in one study it increased estrogen, in another it increased testosterone... rather not take the risk"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46770459 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)22:24:11" && image=="3EF993A5-E8E3-4ADC-BF69-90176DA57613.jpg")

">>46764210
If she’s really compatible with you she’ll come around on this. Trust me, I wanted to be child free for the longest time, until my gf, who became my wife three months ago starting taking about them and having us babysit our friends kids and whatnot, now I’m legitimately excited to be a father at 26."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46770473 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)22:25:05")

">>46758534
sup boomers. Just got done mowing the lawn loudly, while wojak cowered and cried in his room.

How is your day going?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46770592 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)22:38:25")

"How do I give my gf the boomer mentality?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46770677 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)22:47:02")

">>46770456
I've seen that it increases both depending on what your sex is. It's probably dependent on the test subjects desu"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46770704 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)22:49:43")

">>46763741
I live in rural Southern Illinois and I'm starting to think you'll get ticketed over a certain age if you don't have one"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46770736 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)22:53:31" && image=="415310.jpg")

">>46770592
Shave her head in her sleep"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46770798 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:00:55")

">>46769733
So you can find shit later. Come on guy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46770837 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:04:18")

">>46764210
Get it over with. Starting a family is the best thing you can do."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46770851 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:05:41" && image=="1531067245706.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46770882 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:09:27" && image=="2pb5s3q.jpg")

">>46770592
Get her into muscle cars. Its one of the most boomer hobbies.
See if she likes mowing the lawn early in the morning.
Make sure she doesn't like avocado toast like some dumb millennial or worse, a zoomer."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46770950 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:15:10")

">>46763664
gettin roasted out here lol

but i wasnt sure either desu"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46771004 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:20:00" && image=="ceb.gif")

">>46758783
Is there a difference between dad core and boomer core?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46771012 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:20:46")

">>46768033
Victorian/Queen Anne."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46771029 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:22:26")

">>46770882
Bitch, 'avocado toast' is just an open faced sandwich and its both delicious and relatively cheap."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46771057 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:25:23")

">25
>Kid
>Wife
>Eat things like Combos and other gas station food
>Full time job
>do handywork to pull the extra money
>Phonepost exclusively
>Can't figure out Snapchat despite having used to develop iPod firmwares
>Have actually had sex without cumming now
>Have been eating maintenance for four years trying to bulk
You may not like it, but this is what peak boomer looks like"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46771093 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:29:26")

">>46763664
You're not my dad"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46771095 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:29:35")

">>46771057
You need to quit social media, or at most have a half abandoned facebook profile."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46771140 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:33:36")

">>46758534
>Job
Sysadmin at an MSP. I’m learning more than I ever have in my entire career. It’s taken off like a fucking rocket ship, and it’s amazing how much my life has improved by having this job
>Life
Good. Got a good woman, going camping and fishing with two of my friends for the weekend, off to japan in December, making real progress in my penetration testing studies.
>Routines
Brosplit
>Diet
Poor, because food is awesome
>Women
I have one woman, and it will stay that way until either of us die.
>Balance between adult life responsibilities and fitness
This is a silly point. Fitness goes into the adult life responsibilities. It’s not outside of them."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46771171 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:35:31")

">>46766020
Were getting older every year brah. Time dilation is a bitch."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46771193 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:37:24")

">>46758534
>Job
Worked up from entry level in a call center, now have a decent supervisory job. Not a lot of money but the company has some nice benefits.

>Life
Live alone, which is great. No car, which is okay. I have a bicycle. I walk to work. Kind of the monk life.

>Routines
There's a gym nearby. I should get in there.

>Diet
Keto-memes.

>Women
Fucking an older friend of mine, plus a married younger friend, and occasionally a married lesbian. I'm kind of a piece of shit tbqh.

>Balance between adult life responsibilities and fitness
I'm barely an adult. I keep my responsibilities very low.

Also, I have cataracts at the age of 33. My vision is shit. Specialist said I need eye surgery soon."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46771201 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:38:13")

">>46768097
Watcha do is ya drill a hole in a tree, stick some ve:al in there, and ya fuck it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46771213 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:39:44")

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ozHoyO78hA
>theme song for me

>job
phd student, doing well but want it to end tbqh, it's like purgatory
>gf
tfw no gf senpai
>fitness
i run twice a week, bike long distance once a week, pushups every other day, situps and planks the other days, fridays are a rest day. only really lift 15 lb dumbbells at home for basic strength. im happy with it. very body fat percentage and defined muscles. ottermode id say
>diet
i cook for myself, veggies erryday. healthy and varied.
>balance
too much work, enough sleep, not enough social circle but this is a feature of phd programme. oh well

24 years on this traveling rock. i feel like a goddamn boomer senpai. /film/lit/fit/pol/ keep me sane"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46771243 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:42:46")

"fucking boomers ruined america";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46771254 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:43:38")

">>46771095
I do"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46771290 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:47:22")

">>46771213
>only really lift 15 lb dumbbells at home for basic strengt
Yeah nah you are not ottrrmode whatsoever"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46771301 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:48:25")

">>46771213
>15lbs
>Strength"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46771313 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:49:20")

">>46771301
>>46771290
im a runner/triathlete (taking a break on swim atm) you retards. i dont need more weight than that."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46771340 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:51:07" && image=="housewife50s-sq.jpg")

">>46758534
hes has it all!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46771365 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:52:41")

">>46763070
Fuck yeti. Cabelas cooler is better and costs less"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46771467 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)00:04:01")

">>46771313
You literally do though it's like you want to atrophy by age 30"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46771472 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)00:04:41" && image=="fatpinkwojak.png")

">>46769626

>tfw mid-to-late Gen Y
>tfw childhood obesity

WHY THE FUCK DID I RUIN MY CHILDHOOD BY BEING FAT?!!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46771514 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)00:09:56")

">>46769626

I was born in 74. I consider myself Core Gen X"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46771937 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:05:39")

">>46765141
Welcome to game, Dad Anon. Those lateral raises and hyperextensions ought to help."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46772036 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:19:05")

"English boomers in this thread please don't beat your wives when England loses in the World Cup";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46772061 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:22:16")

">>46769626
I was born in 92 and I don’t really identify with any of the eras listed in that pic.

>never had cable tv
So I never got to see most shows listed there
>never had internet until I bought my own prepaid dongles in 2007
So I missed out on exposure to culture that way.

I dunno man. My childhood was watching Arnie movies with my dad, playing Pokémon and age of empires 2, and when I got a bit older trading yugioh cards and playing San Andreas"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46772153 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:34:53")

">>46771193
Teach me your degenerate ways

>Don’t care for normal bitches
>tfw taken hoes make me diamonds
>making someone my cuck

Moral fags stay away, this is a serious inquiry. Everyday I feel closer to being a perfect Mog tier Homewrecker. I look up to shitheads like you"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46772187 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:40:45")

">>46772153
You just have to look for the opportunities as they come. Girls that want to be your friend, or are excited to share an interest with you, and know you can take a joke and are flirty with you, is usually a sign that you might be in.

I always play it safe though, and only make a move when I'm sure of it. I've had a few in the past where I've held back because I'm not sure, but I'm mostly messing with coworkers and don't want a reputation.

>tfw fucking multiple women that are all friends"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46772208 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:43:03")

">>46758534
Who is making these"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46772309 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:54:52")

">>46758631
Ostarine."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46772311 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:55:42")

">>46772187
Okay cool thanks I’ve come real close, but haven’t pulled the trigger.

I have a couple of girlfriends who are taken and I’m always making filthy jokes and other shit and some days I can tell they are being super touchy, looking at my crotch and generally flirty. It gets worse when I drool over other girls in front of them. I have my sights dialed in on one, she’s given me free tattoos despite charging everyone else and anytime I speak about leaving the state she asks if she can come with. Lol she’s in ‘love’ but it doesn’t change the fact when I speak her hands find her hair and she gets nervous. Fuck it, next time she’s over ima just straight up hit on her see what happens

Being /devilish/ is so much fun. Specially when you know the hoes

Much respect man, I’d buy you a beer"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46772344 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)02:00:47")

">>46766149
lift enough to join the FBI under the name Dale Cooper and you'll be able to find this girl"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46772360 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)02:03:17")

">>46772311
Women pull such crazy mental gymnastics. I can have these three pretty much anytime I want.

But yeah dude, make a move. Eventually they'll make it pretty clear that they want you if they do. Just be a bro, bust their balls, have fun, hang out, etc."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46772369 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)02:05:20")

"Zoomer here. I've recently started to notice the days getting shorter and the months going by. My life's been on autopilot after I put healthy systems in place. It feels whole, but so empty. Is this it? Lifting, working, hobbying, broing, fucking, sleeping. I used to get restless when I heard older men talk about their lives. "Is that it?" Even now, some of that rebellion is still pissing itself on the carpet, but it doesn't affect me anymore. My life's on track, but it feels like it's not. I had more passion for life when I was rebelling against the world, days away from crashing all of my future prospects. I'm afraid. I'm afraid 40 years are going to go by and I'm going to be OK with it. I'm afraid I'm just a man.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46772407 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)02:13:24")

">>46772360
Hell ya I’m sold I’m jumping in lmao
>inb4 some beta boyfriend shows up with a shotgun
That’s the danger I’m willing to take anyway, I’m strapped 90% of the time as it is and I can laugh at them for defending their thot.
They treat them like princesses so much they forget they like being treated like whores too - that’s where you and me come in"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46772428 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)02:17:39")

"What are some boomer hobbies besides muscle cars?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46772459 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)02:22:41")

"Fuck this thread is depressing I don’t ever want to be old";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46772667 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)03:06:52")

">>46772428
Usually reading 24 magazines about Snapper or other garden machine"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46772851 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)03:36:15")

"tfw I work a retail job that only pays £14-15k per year right now.

I'm shooting for promotion. My partner and I will have the money saved for a mortgage by late October, and when we have kids, I plan to be making enough money to support the family and pay the bills, so she can stay at home and raise them, just like a proper family should be."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46772888 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)03:43:41")

">>46769626
How did anyone remember Action League Now! (?)"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46772893 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)03:44:27")

">>46772851
To put it in the format
>Job
Retail, £14-15k per annum. Promotion soon

>Life
Going great. Saving a lot of money, got £6,200 saved between my partner and I

>Routines
Hard cut at the moment, but when I'm off, I'm on a PPL/GZCL cross. I've been thinking of moving onto Sheiko, as I wish to increase my strength, but until I get a home gym, I don't plan on spending 2-3 hours in the gym.

>Diet
Consists of mainly chicken and veg, cooked by myself, protein shakes, boiled eggs, and that's about it right now, since I'm cutting.

>Women
Have a gf for 2 years now, already living with her, with her parents, while we save the money for a house. We were each others firsts.

>Balance between adult life responsibilities and fitness
Easy balance. It only takes 1-2 hours a day max to stay fit, and my adult responsibilities aren't that high currently. When I get my house, it'll increase, and definitely increase again when I have kids."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46772902 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)03:45:27")

">>46758588
redditors"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46772953 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)03:54:31")

">>46764859
Whatever you do, make sure to go through with it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46772959 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)03:55:36")

">>46764867
Has it made you feel like you have to be more of a man’s man and if you got problems with someone you would take care of it yourself? It did it to me"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46772971 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)03:58:36")

">>46772428
Spending long weekends cleaning the boomerhog Harley that never gets ridden."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46772986 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)04:02:41")

">>46772061
>>46769626
I think knowing a time growing up before internet and/or much computers might be the main hallmark of around this time. You're maybe a little older in boomer years than you think.
>Born in '90
>Playing outside making games with sticks and rocks
>Everyone had tamagotchi but me
>Trading pokemon cards
>Internet (dial-up) when I was like 9 or 10. Didn't change much, didn't really use it much.
>PS1, playing games on school computers and at friends' places
>GTA I, Age of Empires I&II, Little fighter 2, Pokemon games
>Some of the cartoons listed, whatever on normal network
>Still mostly playing outside and reading"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46773018 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)04:09:05")

">>46758779
no because vanilla whey protein is already 25% bcaa for example, so you dont need to supplement is separately"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46773067 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)04:18:13")

">>46769696
These threads are absolutely great for helping you accept age"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46773073 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)04:19:10")

">>46768033
mcmansion"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46773088 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)04:21:51")

">>46773067
Not sure it’s acceptance exactly. You just stop giving a fuck. Hit me early in my 30s. 40 now and no fucks given at all. Love macking on all the braphogs cause zero fear of rejection at this point. Big plus being in better shape than any onion bois at the gym lol."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46773093 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)04:23:04")

">>46773073
Massive from the front and about 20 feet deep. Fuck the add garages to em to make them even wider. That perception of wealth tho."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46774238 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)07:16:32")

">>46769626
>born in 00
>Early to Core Z
How do I maximize being an 18 year old boomer?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46774345 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)07:27:04")

">>46758534
>data governance analyst
>work, gym, home, basketball on weekends
>full body hypertrophy training 3x a week
>IIFYM
>:(
>I’ll often times forego certain outings or get togethers to go to the gym. People assume I’m slightly autistic or asexual."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46774548 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)07:54:21")

">>46772369
>hobbying, broing, fucking
You have a problem if you don’t find enjoyment in these things. These things, that will make up the good parts of your life."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46774559 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)07:55:56")

">>46772986
>Playing outside making games with sticks and rocks
>>Everyone had tamagotchi but me
>>Trading pokemon cards
>>Internet (dial-up) when I was like 9 or 10. Didn't change much, didn't really use it much.
>>PS1, playing games on school computers and at friends' places
>>GTA I, Age of Empires I&II, Little fighter 2, Pokemon games
>>Some of the cartoons listed, whatever on normal network
>>Still mostly playing outside and reading
This is my childhood to a tee.

Just add in LEGO. Fucking TRUCKLOADS of LEGO."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46774733 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)08:17:27")

"I liked it better when boomer was an insult...";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46774748 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)08:19:14")

">>46771004
yes
boomercore is more time-related
dadcore is more conceptually-related"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46774759 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)08:20:16")

">>46771095
>at most have a half abandoned facebook profile.
comfy"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46774770 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)08:21:22")

">>46774733
wait a few years
or go somewhere else
or have different priorities"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46774850 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)08:28:45")

">>46769184
Their father made them mow the lawn"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46774928 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)08:36:07")

">>46774733
History is filled with people turning negative attacks on them into their own identiy.

>HAES
>Nigger to nigga
>Jews

If you don't like it get out"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46774939 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)08:37:08")

">tfw girlfriend just asked me to go to the store to bring her period pads while she’s at work

What possesses these women to say these sorts of things"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46775000 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)08:43:29")

">>46774748
boomercore or dadcore?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=upPgEqerxWQ"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46775171 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)09:03:18" && image=="boomed.png")

">Be 28
>Lifting 6 times per week
>Live with GF who also lifts with me 3-4 times a week
>GF has fallen for the vegan meme because she's a leftie
>Vegan diet turns her insanely moody and fatigued, makes her snack on sugar and fruits
>Have seen her eating 10+ oranges in one evening
>Still insists to keep adding "healthy vegan meals" every now and then

As a consequence, I now supplement some days with all kinds of protein. I have TONS of meatballs and sausages in the fridge that I snack on, I make a protein shake if I'm feeling lazy and I usually cook some extra eggs to add to the vegan meals.

I'm looking for other ideas for protein snacks, except bars. Anything with eggs, meat, cheese, etc. I fish a lot so any quick n easy seafood recipe would work too."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46775217 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)09:07:25")

">>46774559
>>46772986
Oh fuck lmao are you me? How did I totally forget, being a boomer I guess.
>Building my LEGO
Had 3 huge crates of it, so much of my childhood spent sitting on the floor with it spread out creating the perfect scenes, battles, buildings and shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46775307 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)09:16:50")

">>46775217
I was in Kmart on the weekend to get some gear for my upcoming camping trip. (As if I needed any more proof I’m well and truely in the boomer timeframe) and I went into the LEGO section for a looksie, just because. Holy fuck man. I dunno what it was. Not nostalgia, because it wasn’t sad. It was a genuine desire to go and retrieve my LEGO from my parents house and assemble the fuck out of it in my house. Build up castles and shit. Why? I dunno. But I will do that next weekend."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46775333 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)09:19:43")

">>46774939
Women in their 20's with lots of energy and no interests/hobbies turn all their focus to their daily routine and chores. Cleaning the house is now an important daily project, To-do lists are now bibles and the boyfriend is a tool to be used.

Unless you snap her out of that sad existance, she will view you as a partner in these activites. Trying to relax at home? TOO BAD. Your GF realized that to get her daily to-do list complete before 18:20 she must dual task the laundry and write that poem for carols birthday, which leaves no time to run to the store. So now you are to run to the store regardless of what you were doing, or else the in her mind super important quest of doing chores on a certain amount of time FAILS.

If you don't prevent this disaster of misused energy, she will soon view you as an NPC to throw simple tasks at."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46775363 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)09:24:17")

">>46772986
Born 90, that shit is all me except I had a N64 instead of the PS1. Usually had tons of friends over at my house, played ball and variations of hide and seek. Went inside to play some motherfucking super smash bros before heading out again to play soccer or head to the lake. Never gonna forget that first time we got our hands on a couple sixpacks of beer and drank it with some girls down at the shore. I miss that epic feeling of adventure.


Also I cried like a bitch when my first tamagochi died"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46775364 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)09:24:21")

">Job
RN fulltime and per diem at another hospital. About to start school for NP.
>Life
Mostly work but when I’m home I work on the house.
>Routines
I lift the largest muscle groups first then the next largest and so on.
>Diet
Shit
>Women
Married and my wife is pregnant
>Balance of responsibilities and fitness
I lift after work or on the occassional day off. About to switch to night shift so I’ll have the 24 hour gym to myself on my days off."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46775761 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)10:08:27")

">>46775307
This scenario sounds too familiar haha. Yeah It's not sad to reminisce on it for some reason, it doesn't get fully left behind or something like that I suppose. And the LEGO can always be there, just as it was, just for you. You don't really need a reason.
I still have mine somewhere in storage, damn now I might have to get it out too."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46776104 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)10:45:48")

">>46774928
>>46774770

When did /fit/ get overrun with overcompensating literal irl boomers?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46776131 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)10:48:01")

">>46764920

Decent job, money.

Most boomers are dudes that aren't autistic and constantly worrying over how they present themselves. They just do cool shit and have fun. Chicks like that."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46776881 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)11:58:16")

">Job
IT contractor
>Life
wife and 4 kids. Its great. I have so much responsibility but its rewarding. I get up at 6:00am just like the meme boomer lol and get after it
>Routines
1chest/back 2legs shoulders 3arms 123123rest but I skip like 1x workout a week if I stay up too late the night before or something
>Diet
decent. lots of protein and avoid unnecessary junk like chips and soda etc. not weird like some of you. I'm something like 12% BF which is fine
>Women
piece of ass wife. short long legs fat ass BEST
>Balance between adult life responsibilities and fitness
I get up and do the routine every weekday but have been making sure to not try too hard... I get all stressed out and toxic to my household. I just chill and improve gradually. Otherwise balancing a career / relationship / 4 kids and all their school bullshit / household duties / hobbies / pets / future goals / investing becomes a stressfest. Nice and gradual, don't waste time but take time to relax, when you try hard is when you die hard"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46776996 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)12:08:58")

">>46768033
>how to spot a butthurt yuropoor
every time"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46777067 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)12:14:56" && image=="1529476785670.jpg")

"All these 19 year old zoomers don't know what they're in for when they hit 20.
Bam! You wake up one morning with a thirst for some zero ultra and you look in the mirror and your hair's all fallen out but you drive a Challenger and realize you've been living in a giant house
And you just love facebook and aerosmith"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46777071 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)12:15:03")

">>46769626
Born Early Gen Y/Millenial.
My childhood was Late Gen X."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46777122 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)12:20:03" && image=="5BBC2C2E-6CC9-4F9F-9D27-A62E67B1FDF7.jpg")

"To all my fellow attractive single boomers. How do you stay on track with the goal of not just fucking random chicks a couple times and moving on? How do you find THAT one?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46777146 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)12:22:49")

">>46763741
Delaware here, 50% of vehicles are trucks and 50% of trucks have SALT LIFE on them. The other 50% have mossy oak/Remington/truck brand sticker"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46777204 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)12:28:30")

">yeti filled with monster
Kek"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46777649 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)13:08:08")

">>46763741
AL can confirm salt life and rebrandings of the logo are every where from mobile to huntsville"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46777705 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)13:12:51")

">>46777122

Why would you. At that age they are used up and I don't want something serious with a child."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778058 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)13:42:06")

">>46764859
Easier to go through a break up than a divorce dude. If you're going to do it, do it before you have to involve the divorce court and alimony."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778079 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)13:44:19")

">>46771012
Thank you, anon."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778136 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)13:48:49")

">>46774548
Yeah probably. I'm reading these stories and it doesn't mesh with what I'd call a satisfactory life."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778183 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)13:52:30")

">28
>work at the city's chemical plant with real boomers
>home owner, boat owner, vehicle owner
>hobbies include:powerwashing, drinking beer , bbq'ing, washing car, yard work,fishing,lifting
>gf lives with me and pays half my mortgage+utilities
>no debt, so never short on funds for anything

I feel like at 28 I've already reached all my goals. everything I do now. I'll be doing until I die and I'm OK with that. its really comfy to wake up on my days off and have no real plans except do yard work and putt around my house"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778226 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)13:55:30")

">>46769626
i am in between late gen x and early gen y; 1984 here"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778230 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)13:55:58" && image=="IMG_20180710_135430.jpg")

"You sippin' at work boomer boys?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778330 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:05:20")

"29 y.o. boomer here, how do I combine lifting with martial arts? currently doing Texas Method 3 times a week and I'm considering picking up BJJ, also 3 times per week for an hour. Should I start with BJJ or go to gym first, because I can't always do them on separate days?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778383 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:09:38")

">>46764043
From South Carolina and I see it everywhere. If they don't have that it's "SWAMP LIFE" or "COCKS" for gamecocks. USC fans are actual retards"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778405 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:11:40")

">>46778230
your work vehicle is trashed, though i do have some sips at my desk"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778418 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:12:37")

">>46778230
That's fucking disgusting. Clean your fucking car you absolute faggot."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778463 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:15:57")

">>46766132
I asked my normie friend to make a survey for the roasties he wants to hook up with, and asked them how old i was. average was 15.
>21 yo boomer who teaches golf and caddies when going to uni"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778484 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:17:10")

">>46766285
>dating and marrige is a socially acceptable form of prostitution"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778496 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:17:53" && image=="Quiz Kid 25062018193300.jpg")

">>46778418
It's a work truck. Mostly coffee and water bottles and broken shit. I clean it before inventory day every other week. Don't be mad. :^)"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778543 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:21:02")

">>46778496

See the thing though is that shows how you are mentally. That little thing tells us a lot about how your brain works.

CLEAN YOUR SHIT WHEN YOU MAKE A MESS

Letting shit build up and then having to clean up a huge mess is a really bad fucking habit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778565 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:22:19")

">>46763741
I always used to read it as "SLUt Life" with that stupid as fuck font design."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778607 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:25:11" && image=="1526836058004.jpg")

">>46778543
True, but it it's a work truck once again. My apartment is spotless and I'm good at my job. But I bust ass every day I work to be good at my job. I'm tired when I get home and have other plans. Don't bag on my routine. Will post picture tomorrow because it's inventory day."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778643 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:28:06")

">>46778607
I'm glad you have your shit together. Sorry for making sweeping judgements on you."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778663 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:29:32" && image=="1488689035660.png")

">>46778643
..... This is bait. No one apologizes and repositions on here. I'll start carrying trash bags okay? I always meant to start. It is ridiculous I admit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778684 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:30:59")

">>46778663
Nah its not bait. I legitimately do feel like it was sort of wrong of me to judge you as a person for some small thing.

It's part of my trying to accept and apologize when I'm wrong."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778695 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:31:57" && image=="1530645800447.png")

">>46778684
Boomers are goat"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778716 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:33:54")

">>46778607
i also take it back"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778731 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:35:08")

">>46769648
Nice"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778734 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:35:39")

">>46769432
How to become psychiatrist"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778774 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:39:08")

">>46778731
Oh it was. Nice coming out too. Had to plunge ya dig?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778777 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:39:18")

">>46769432
Yeah definitely worth it. You're 32, well developed, have what I think is probably quite a bit in savings.

If I'm half as put together when I reach 32, I'd be happy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778809 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:42:00")

">>46759334
>I'm still in my early twenties and sometimes feel kinda lost in everything. What's some knowledge/advice that you wish you had earlier? Not talking about incel shit but life in general.


You are nothing. you don't matter, you're just piece in a 7 billion part machine and you're contribution to society will likely be minimal. You need to be ok with that.

The reason you feel listless and lost is because as a society, the technology involved in production has advanced incredibly, but the *morality* surrounding production remains solidly agrarian.

The reason this causes so much turmoil is that we are implicitly told from a very young age that our value as human beings (doubly so for men) is tied to the work we do, however, the advancement of technology has made most labour redundant and useless. I work in IT, in a small office, and I can tell you that my job and the jobs of those around me contribute absolutely nothing to society. Once you realize that, it's very freeing.

My point is this: if you're feeling bad about being either unemployed, or working a "shit" job, don't. It sucks and can be stressful, but ultimately says nothing about you.

You rarely, if ever, need to justify your interests or activities to anyone, unless agreed to be doing something else at that moment (that's just courtesy). I resisted doing things that interested me, reading philosophy, learning Latin, making music on my own, because there were voices of society in my head asking "well what are you going to do with that?" The answer to that question is always, "it doesn't matter." You cannot "waste" time doing a thing you love. The only exception is if you have a clear goal in mind (like getting fit, for instance) and instead of working towards that goal you are doing something counter to it (watching anime or something) then you might feel you wasted your time. But you're a free person and you can make that choice.

I'm 37 and I wish this is what I had heard and realized at 20."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778813 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:42:14")

">>46775171
Man thats a shit situation. I guess the most you could do is to try and help her get the proper nutrients to offset the vegan thing.

Eventually she may decide not to be a vegan, but if you push her on it, that little resentment will stay forever."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778830 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:43:22")

">>46759334
Oh and don't listen to and PUA, Red Pill, Incel or other similar idiots. Don't listen to self-help hacks like Jordan Peterson.

They are all grifters."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778873 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:45:51")

">>46769432
Find work part-time in a bar/library/teaching in a college town for 1-2 times a week. Meet young girls and find a gf. Come on, anon."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778893 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:47:43")

"Hey how do I not ruin my knees and other joints from working out? I dont want my dad's knees.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778910 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:48:31")

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AfV3IXmYrE
Is synthwave the only modern boomer music?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778986 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:53:32" && image=="you did it, son.gif")

">>46765301
I'm unironically jealous. Congrats, dude."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46778992 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:54:12")

">>46778893
Can't say what will work for you, but I had perpetually "bad knees" until I started squatting and deadlifting hard. Hinging/hamstring work in particular helped my knees immensely."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46779047 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:57:43")

">>46775333
Based trips"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46779258 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)15:14:19")

">>46778992
I've heard working out can both improve and destroy your joints. My dad had his go bad from skiing and running. Do you know anything about that?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46779340 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)15:20:43")

">>46764867
>sopranos
This is the patrician boomers choice of television, id replace Plato with Marcus auserlius meditations"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46779443 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)15:27:26")

">>46779258
I don't do either of those things so I can't say. Was he competitive in either?

Competitive sports is not the same things as working out for fitness. Competition often means pushing yourself past a safe limit in order to win in some way.

Regardless, resistance training, with the correct progressive overload, is 0 impact. Not comparable to an activity like skiing or running."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46779530 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)15:32:55")

">>46779443
Thanks. I just want to stay as fit as possible until they say my bones turn to dust."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46779573 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)15:35:28")

">>46779258
I know guys who skii almost every day in winter for the past 30 years and their joints are fine.

Maybe you're genetically predisposed to it?

I know in the last 30 years skiing has become a much more accessible and easier on your body sport with the invention of modern skis. Now if you're doing cliff jumps and doing back country wild shit, I could understand your joints becoming fucked.

Plus if you ski moguls a lot, your knees will be fucked. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e-TxH7FR4U"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46779646 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)15:41:30" && image=="Ricky.jpg")

">>46764840
Frigg off Lahey you drunken bastard"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46779678 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)15:44:29")

"I love this meme
t. 31 year old boomer"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46780394 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)16:40:21")

">>46778809
Wise post, well said
>t. 33 year old Boomer"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46780424 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)16:42:51")

">>46769626
I remember lots of stuff from the top three but early and core Gen Y was my shit. Anything beyond that was just video games and I completely lost interest in western cartoon after Adult Swim got me hooked on anime.
I was so fucking embarrassed when I met a group of guys my age (early 20s at the time) who were still watching Cartoon Network and MLP."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46780658 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)17:00:47" && image=="sode.gif")

">>46778330

33 yr old Judo/BJJ fag here. It's better to train tired than to lift tired. Honestly, most dudes who show up try to spaz out and power through every technique, which slows down their progression. If you roll after a hard workout, you're more likely to spar efficiently.

Personally, I do conditioning on grappling days and lift on off days. That's more due to the gym hours than anything else, though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46780678 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)17:02:02")

">>46769696
I turned 28 recently and I used to think (prolly still do) the way you do.. I wanted to have all options open so I didnt really commit to one certain path..and its definitely not the way to go man, you gotta do some deep thinking so that you will have it figured out by the time youre 25 what you really want to do as work, in your free time etc.

also, reading more about neuropsychology could help you regarding the brain cells dying, it wont be bad till like 50 (and even might not be quite some time after that) if you have proper nutrition, workout, just generally healthy (truly healthy) lifestyle"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46780709 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)17:04:38")

">>46778893

Make your knees strong. Squat, deadlift. Go on hikes every now and again. Eat lots of fat."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46780786 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)17:10:59")

">>46764859
Fuck your stuff. You know what's difficult and heartbreaking? Splitting up with kids, and being forced to sell the house and divide up your retirement savings at 40. Eject now and don't look back.
> t. divorced in mid-20's with no property or kids. Regret nothing."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46780821 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)17:13:46")

">>46778230
dude there's garbage cans literally fucking everywhere"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46780889 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)17:19:03")

">>46758534
>Job
Operations / Strategy executive. Independent consultant right now.
>Life
Divorced once. 2 kids, older one going into college in another year.
>Routine
All pro beginner with running on off days
>Diet
Maintenance
>Woman
Married
>Balance
When busy I work out at night; I've never been able to do the 6AM routine like other execs and don't know how they do it. Work from home right now and can gym at 2PM, which is awesome."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46780895 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)17:19:34")

">>46780658
thanks man"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46781067 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)17:32:38")

">>46777146
What are you downstate"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46781725 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)18:28:35")

">>46777146
>>46781067
Kent County reporting for duty and I see this rural eye-cancer every day."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46781966 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)18:50:38")

">>46758534
Age 30 here
Had some mental breakdown last year about getting older and being single but so far I've been doing really well

Started actually working on my life again and stopped playing vidya

Life is good, when you have a purpose and goals"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46782196 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:13:04")

">>46781966
I never "quit video games" but I found that when I pushed myself to pursue other interest, then I suddenly has less time and less interest in video games."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46782642 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:55:11")

">>46781966
My mental breakdown resulted in me coming here."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46782992 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:30:00")

">>46778136
>>46778136
>it doesn't mesh with what I'd call a satisfactory life.
What DO you think a satisfactory life is?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46782998 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:30:28" && image=="B1F1F419-CA07-418F-8287-6D55CCBA6229.jpg")

">>46778809
very well said anon"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46783019 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:32:46")

">>46778695
>mow the lawn
>play nostalgic games
>get more sipps
This is a perfect fucking weekend"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46783682 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:30:28")

">>46783019
This"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46783864 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:47:02" && image=="5C82D64A-DE37-400F-8549-BCD69B0C4960.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46783953 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:54:35")

">>46782642

It could be worse, you could have been trapped here for nearly 15 years like some of us"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46784181 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:15:02")

">>46774559
>>46775217
>>46775307
>>46774559

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yvDc9t1gZE"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46784221 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:18:21" && image=="BBBAB5E5-3F1F-4E6B-AC12-8320C71757FB.png")

">>46784181
Fucking perfect"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46784275 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:22:27")

">just got a raise to 130k
>still feel like I'm not making it
When do you stop chasing money anons? I still Want to buy really cool things I can't afford."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46784376 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:30:53")

">>46784275
>When do you stop chasing money anons?
When I worked out just how much of a raise I’d need to be able to live the kind I life I thought I would when I was young, and how fucking insane that is. I make enough to not be broke and have a decent life. That’s enough, because I need literal millions to live the dream. Hundreds of thousands a year isn’t enough, and I won’t get there anyway."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46784437 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:35:47")

">>46783953
But if you were here that long doesn't that mean you've made it? I thought getting in shape made you happy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46784481 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:40:05")

">>46778809
I really needed this. thank you."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46784728 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:06:47")

">>46764210
My gf wants kids and marriage (both 25) but I told her not until she loses the weight. If I'm going to have a ball and chain, I at least want to be able to have a fighting chance at picking it up. Also said I want her fit for the wedding so if she puts it on after, I can hold a picture and say, "this is not the woman I married!""
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46784754 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:09:15")

">>46784275
>>46784376
what the fuck do you guys want so badly?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46784776 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:11:20")

">>46784754
>what the fuck do you guys want so badly?
Not having to ever budget. Just live life and not care about the money I have, because I KNOW i have money and will always have money."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46785003 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:37:22")

">>46766132
its all gravy brah

life keeps getting better after everyone else has "peaked"

....well until you hit 45


not many people look great after 45 without some help"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46785140 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:54:21")

">>46784275
I'm a 25 year old grad on 45k and you make me mad"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46785410 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:30:20")

">>46778230
your ancestors fought for your freedom and you do this

baka thats just uncivilized"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46787070 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)04:28:42")

"33 year old boomer trying to get rid of his belly here.
6ft 3in 275lb

I started a full body workout 3 days a week until I see progress stall, and stopped eating shit even though I'm always fucking hungry.

I cut out sodas and my weight remained unchanged. Wat. I'm still not drinking them but what the fuck man.

Should I eat a couple of bacons from the hospital cafeteria before my workout?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46787149 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)04:40:41")

">>46784728
> If I'm going to have a ball and chain, I at least want to be able to have a fighting chance at picking it up.

kek

I hope she loses weight and you guys will be happy, go make some fit kids anon"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46787172 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)04:43:33" && image=="boomer.jpg")

">29 yo boomer
>look like 23, and dumbshits still ask me if im a student (prolly cause the average brit college student looks like a lifelong crack addict in comparison)

Its scary that this 30yo boomer meme popped up right as im in my midlife crisis, I am literally having to lie about my age now, especially in the video game/cosplay community

im even making new social media accounts with a 1995 birthdate."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46787188 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)04:45:32")

">Be boomer
>Get 2017 truck with bad gas mileage just because I want too
>Also be white male, so just got promotion at work
>Treat my wife and kid good and spend lots of time with them
>Workout 3 times a week

Life is good other than being in school for my masters online, but even that is pretty comfy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46787194 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)04:46:39")

">>46758741
watched pic related episode last night wowee"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46787325 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)05:09:37")

">>46773088
imaging a 40 year old man saying "braphog" is so fucking funny, thank you anon"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46788053 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)06:59:01" && image=="1530654226246.gif")

">>46784275
>make 180k
>still live in a small shack and drive a 3k civic
>computer is just a raspberrypi
How do I learn not to save money like I make 15k? I have trouble buying anything over $50 because I feel like it's too expensive"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46788345 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)07:44:02")

">>46788053
that’s a good habit to have, keep with it. if you’re getting by happily without spending extra money on bullshit, what’s the problem? if you really want to, spend the extra money where it matters like on better versions of the essentials. Buy a really good bed/mattress that you’ll have for 10 years. Move into a nicer place. If you want to indulge, go on vacation somewhere nice."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46788356 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)07:45:54")

">>46758631
There have been people managing arthritis via removing things from their diets and/or fasting.
I'd suggest you at least listen to this just to get some sense of feeling that diet can have a huge impact on your body's genetic issues.

https://youtu.be/HLF29w6YqXs"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46788394 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)07:50:19")

">tfw 7am 4 mile run to beat the heat
>fellow boomers out mowing their lawns wave

I couldn't imagine going back to a life where I'm still asleep at the best hours of the day"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46788501 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)08:03:06")

">>46763070
>>46763741
Salt Life stickers aren’t that prevalent in Central Texas, but then again the gulf is hours away. Here it’s deer hunting stickers or Bernie 2016."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46788560 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)08:10:22" && image=="IMG_20180711_080738~2.jpg")

">>46778230
>>46778418
Cleaned it for the booms"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46789912 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:38:48")

">>46788053
You need to learn that some things are worth it to spend good money on. You spend 3 parts of your day sleeping, buy a really expensive and good mattress and high thread count sheets of good material. Think of it as investment but also health benefit (better sleep)."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46789986 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:48:43" && image=="1522861362004.jpg")

">that 20 year old boomer
>everyone in my gym is 15 because it's next to a highschool
>got mired by an 8 year old
>balding and just got shingles
>wrinkles
>Alzheimer's"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46790011 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:52:15")

">>46788560
Good for you anon. Clean is a very important chore of being a boomer."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46790026 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:54:09")

">>46758534
very pathetic"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46790028 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:54:12")

">>46787325
>40 year old man saying "braphog" is so fucking funny
Shit. Me and my fellow boomer-bros had to google wtf a thot was the other day. Use it all the time now. You kids and your catchy words."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46790338 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:26:24")

">>46758631
How he test knees?
Did you have to squat like 2 plates or somthing?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46790359 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:28:35")

">>46766149
No, you need a ten second car for that booty. Or be cheap and a stunt bike."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46790375 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:30:02")

">>46769432
Dude i know a chick with 3 kids thats perfect for you"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46790473 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:38:41")

">>46788053
Dude take a vacation, go on a cruise."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46790578 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:48:54" && image=="FB_IMG_1530305477576.jpg")

">got ulcurative colitis
> most occurrences between 18-30 (boomer)
Man getting old sucks my young 13 year old friends"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46790603 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:51:42" && image=="2d6qNNL.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46790631 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:54:34" && image=="1454119659503s.jpg")

">>46758534
>/BGT/ is for late twenty plus /fit/izens
Fuck this let me enjoy my last month before I hit 30."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46791344 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:55:58")

"Got a full time job with my B.S. degree.
Live on my own finally
>Worked shite jobs to finish school at 25
>Don't really feel a day more mature than when I was 15
Does being a boomer eventually force me to grow up or am I trapped in my mind for some reason?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46791366 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:57:54")

">>46788560
>Not taking the mats out and pressure washing them to shiny perfection
I assume your boss never rides with you if you think that's clean."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46791426 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:02:52")

">>46791366
That's only during a corporate audit"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46791498 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:09:17" && image=="Warhammer_Aenarion.png")

">>46778809
I'm gonna be the odd apple here and reject your nihilism. Yeah yeah I get were a spec of dust in the universe and other edgy facts blah blah. It's up to you to find meaning in this chaotic and random vast space. What you do might not change much in the world, but can change everything to someone close to you who trusts you and believes in you. Do not submit to nihilism"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46791552 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:14:55" && image=="1518920103635s.jpg")

">>46788560
>"clean""
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46791787 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:34:21")

">>46791498
Good addendum here. I can see how what I said can come across as nihilism, but I don't really think I'm a nihilist.

I just mean you can decide what's important to you outside of the construct of your job. I'm harping on that because that's specifically what ground me down in my early 20's, feeling like a failure and not a "man" or whatever. It's what I wish I knew.

>It's up to you to find meaning in this chaotic and random vast space. What you do might not change much in the world, but can change everything to someone close to you who trusts you and believes in you. Do not submit to nihilism

I think this is important. Find meaning, make meaning."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46791821 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:37:20" && image=="b9d964fdf31683cd22c6bf2082dbd11147ed7e5c11eaaac32bb02c04e46e72c9.gif")

">another shitty reddit meme is now engrained into 4chan culture

How long before mods filter the word boomer sp we don't have to see this reddit tier shit every day for the next 3 years"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46791871 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:41:57")

">>46758534
25
Police officer
Cool 2018 challenger
Dating qt at work
Own place
Coffee and sips everyday

This aint to bad boys sometimes its depressing"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46792389 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:21:58")

">>46778809
This is the worst attitude you can take on as it leads to severe depression. I'm literally a neet of 3 years now because I decided shit doesn't matter and I have my parents to support me. Gradually I stopped caring about more and more things until I had no interests. My life became fucking void of stimulation. Don't fucking submit to 'nothing matters lol, chill'. It's a slippery slope. My life is not fulfilling and escaping my situation is really fucking hard to me now."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46792407 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:23:30")

">>46778809
Feeling bad about being unemployed is fucking good though. It motivates you to find something. Not caring is horrible. Horrible advice."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46792510 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:33:13")

">>46792389
>>46792407
Where did I say to not care? I said your value isn't tied to your employment status or the work you do."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46792647 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:46:30")

">>46792389
You did not read the entire post you twit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46792773 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:58:26")

">>46764317
Get dabbed on or whatever gay shit you kids say"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46792823 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:04:02")

">>46778230
>throwing all your shit in the passenger side
my man"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46792866 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:08:08")

">>46778695
>tfw was about to start up my dreamcast right before I saw this
wew lad"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46792961 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:16:08" && image=="7FED11AA-5548-4736-A847-08253B0AFBCC.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46792968 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:16:48")

"Greetings, fellow geriatrics.

I've become bored with my current industry and have the chance at a full scholarship in IT.

For those of you working in the field: as a 28 year old, should I bother with a 4 year comp sci degree, or should I go for a 2 year accredited program in computer information systems.

Thanks. Back to listening to ACDC."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46793160 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:34:44" && image=="1430423071525.jpg")

">>46764560
>Buddy of mine is an accountant and married a 23 year old milk truck when he was like 32. They're happy with 3 kids now
this is the dream"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46793215 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:39:51" && image=="B6D6FF35-1CBD-456A-B446-9104C7AFA694.jpg")

"27 year old boomer here will be 28 in a few months, is it better being single as a boomer? All the people I know that are married and that have kids seem to have the most dull and boring lives ever and their wives act like complete bitches and they’re all broke. Every woman I meet will either flake, or hookup and then drift away anyways despite that I’m extremely confident in myself, have good hobbies and a good career. I would like companionship and constant pussy but man all the girls I meet are a mess. I’ve had LTR’s before can other boomers weigh in on it being single and just fucking tinder thots is better than the love meme?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46793244 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:42:43")

">>46793160
fucking based."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46793246 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:42:47")

">>46792968
Depends if you want to be a programmer or not. I did IS albeit it was a 4 year program and now I work as an IT/Data specialist and I fucking love it. I can dick around for like 4-5 hours a day. Programming would probably pay more but I don’t want to be a code monkey and I like getting to work with people more than staring at a screen all day."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46793363 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:51:36")

">>46793246
Sold. I too enjoy human interaction."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46793962 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:52:23" && image=="1530765211244.jpg")

">>46793215
30 boomer here and i've had very few long term relationships since I didn't want kids for all of my 20s and marriage is a scam in the US.
Probably went through about 20 sloots in that time frame and it got dull.

>That feel when turned 30 and started having dreams of a family
>Want to have 2 kids, both sons so I can teach them what my father and grandfather taught me
>Want a loyal wife who I don't have to constantly entertain and can do my own shit after work some nights

I don't have a good answer for you unless you want to marry the crazy religious girls who are still pure and don't want to cheat."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46794482 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:38:51")

">>46793246
good job anon"
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}
}