import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/g/ - Technology";
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

public void refresh(a);

}
class Thread extends Board{
public void iworkatthethinkpadfactory(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "i work at the thinkpad factory";
int postNumber = "68018801";
String image = "xQbqEhIB_400x400.jpg";
String date = "10/11/18(Thu)20:05:10";
String comment = "1
2
34"
;

}
public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68018843 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)20:08:18" && image=="Fish-hooks-kyle-massey-1.jpg")

"who's that knocking at my door";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68018855 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)20:09:06" && image=="trigger.png")

"is this loss";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68018896 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)20:13:08" && image=="1534103495984.gif")

"why havent you made a good laptop this decade";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68019007 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)20:26:02")

">>68018801
Any apologies for the superfish fiasco"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68019106 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)20:35:58")

">>68018855
Shit meme, boomer."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68019142 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)20:38:31")

">>68019106
back to /b/, kiddo"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68019558 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)21:24:07")

">>68019142
Still a shit meme faggot. Get with the times."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68020182 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)22:38:20")

">>68018801
That's all you talk about, anon, business business business..."
;


if(guru && title=="" && postNumber==68020205 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)22:40:42")

"lol I like the part where his laptop dies or something bc of his sister";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68020863 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:55:18")

">>68018896
because ethernet ports and nice keyboards are for nerds, and we don't want to be seen as a company for nerds."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68021445 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:07:09")

">>68018843
Top kek"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68021513 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:16:37" && image=="x280.png")

"why won't you return the old design?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68021522 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:17:46" && image=="x220.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68022839 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:12:02" && image=="fbd.jpg")

">>68018801
>1
>2
>34"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68023255 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:19:16")

">>68022839
just get a lock"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68023268 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:21:25")

">people are still mad to this very day about the most obviously fictional story ever posted to /g/";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68023334 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:30:10")

">>68023268
>obviously fictional
you've never been out into the real world, have you?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68023422 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:44:10")

">tfw I actually did work at a thinkpad factory

IBM Greenock, Scotland ~2000 end of line quality control"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68023435 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:46:45" && image=="rage.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68023445 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:48:46")

">>68018801
>1
>2
>34
I KNOOOOOOWWWW YOU'RE STEALING"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68023478 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:53:50")

">>68023334
I've lurked for ages and I never sussed what this 1 2 34 was about. People post it then people respond with
>mad"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68023644 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:14:13")

">>68023478
Its a reddit meme wasn't funny, never was, people post it to get reactions"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68024303 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:36:03")

">>68023644
>reddit meme
>4chan screen cap is reddit
you need to go back."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68024409 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:49:43")

">>68023478
>I've lurked for ages and I never sussed what this 1 2 34 was about.
>people respond with ">mad"
>mad

>1 2 34
>mad
>4chan

if only there was a quick method of finding more information by just inputting these keywords into. But alas, such a convenient tool obviously doesn't exist."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68024598 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)08:14:14")

">>68023422
Fuck. End of silicon valley era. I know them feels, man.
Do you still work in the technology sector?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68025068 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:18:04")

">>68024598
Not really, just now I'm a freelance/volunteer graphic designer (sort of)

Still live near greenock tho, plant is since abandoned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8OUoRCNQ0I

Model M's, thinkpads, servers etc. came from there"
;


if(le totally a normie ;333 && title=="" && postNumber==68025105 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:23:22")

">>68018801
>>68022839
>>68023445
lmao waddr u guyz talkin bout XDDDdds???
oh my gauosh i don undastannnd amirite??+?+?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68025173 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:30:56")

">>68025068
Good luck famalam."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68025203 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:34:49")

"sure is >>>/r/eddit in here";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68025219 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:36:09")

">>68025105
PICKLE RICK PICKLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68026162 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)11:14:04")

">>68019558
Get with the times? What the fuck, are you in middle school? You’re trying to stay hip and cool with the fads? Jesus Christ, you’re absolutely what’s wrong with this place. Go back."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68026967 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:38:48")

">>68023478
I remember seeing it when it was first posted. I felt a legitimate feeling of anger.
It was like nothing else I had ever seen before.
1
2
34"
;


}
}