import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/g/ - Technology";

public void menu();

public void board();

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class Thread extends Board{
public void EmptyTitle(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "68020752";
String image = "1538228650020.jpg";
String date = "10/11/18(Thu)23:40:55";
String comment = "Which title has the biggest balls?
>Linux Admin
>Computer Engineer
>Software Engineer
I want to go to school to have a big Tech Penis to wave around at other people, what should I major in? Any other options that those 4?"

public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68020776 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:43:19" && image=="download-2-96.jpg")

Linux admins cut off their balls."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68020778 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:43:23")

>Going to school just to wave your ego peen around


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68020824 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:49:35")

The title with the biggest balls is CEO of IBM"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68020870 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:56:00")

If in a country where engineer is a protected term, comp eng, if in a shithole (us) then all 4 of those titles mean the same thing"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68020921 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:02:20")

"4chan Moderator (Janitor). One of, if not THE, most prestigous title in the industry. Apply today!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68020945 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:05:06")

"balls always precede your position";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68022553 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)03:30:37" && image=="ebin (2).png")

"Pee is stored in the balls";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68022589 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)03:35:49" && image=="1537972889029.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68022795 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:06:26")

>balls always precede your position
also, system administrator always sound good to normies, you just have to say you're in charge of your company network and system infrastructure and your balls are already on on the table"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68023003 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:35:58")

lick 'em all and find out by yourself


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68023460 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:50:48")

All of the above"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68023475 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:53:22")

Is the only reason why software engineer and programmer are both listed because software engineer makes people think they are more awesome?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68023559 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:03:58")

software engineers have a higher salary on average for doing the same work

t. software engineer"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68025422 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:59:17")

computer engineering. also more fun degree plan."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68025462 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)10:03:01" && image=="123.jpg")

">tfw theres only three IT peeps in the office
>both of them are fresh graduates
>i am the system admin, developer, tester, programmer lead, procurement dude, trainer, analyst, devops guy"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68025479 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)10:05:19")

Less job prospects than SE though and lower salary on average"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68025482 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)10:05:24")

">be sysadmin
>most of my friends are programmers or work in related fields
>everybody thinks I am like architect from the Matrix
>i literally do nothin 99% of my work time

Work/peen ratio I think being admin is the best."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68025491 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)10:06:09")

Boomer IT, the company"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68025582 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)10:15:37")

>not going to school to get to wave your ego epeen around"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==68025632 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)10:21:36")

Ironic, ceo of ibm is woman"