import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/hr/ - High Resolution";
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

public void refresh(a);

}
class Thread extends Board{
public void EmptyTitle(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "3158868";
String image = "Come and See.jpg";
String date = "05/24/18(Thu)23:38:05";
String comment = "Caps/stills from top tier shit";

}
public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3158870 && dateTime=="05/24/18(Thu)23:38:48" && image=="Come and See2.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3158873 && dateTime=="05/24/18(Thu)23:40:35" && image=="Come and See_3.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3159482 && dateTime=="05/25/18(Fri)19:47:17" && image=="Come and See4.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3159483 && dateTime=="05/25/18(Fri)19:48:03" && image=="Come and See5.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3160004 && dateTime=="05/26/18(Sat)17:02:37" && image=="Come and See6.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3160005 && dateTime=="05/26/18(Sat)17:03:13" && image=="Come and See7.png")

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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3160772 && dateTime=="05/27/18(Sun)14:26:29" && image=="Idiocracy.jpg")

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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3160798 && dateTime=="05/27/18(Sun)14:43:15")

">>3160774
pls give us the hospital or buttfuckers"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3161722 && dateTime=="05/28/18(Mon)16:20:23" && image=="raging bull frame.jpg")

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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3163271 && dateTime=="05/31/18(Thu)07:40:30" && image=="Le Samurai.jpg")

"Good thread.
Not exactly HR but there's some HD above so it will have to do."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3167209 && dateTime=="06/05/18(Tue)01:26:44" && image=="Baskin.jpg")

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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3167808 && dateTime=="06/05/18(Tue)21:46:20" && image=="Baskin2.jpg")

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if(Animation && title=="" && postNumber==3168391 && dateTime=="06/06/18(Wed)18:53:10" && image=="16516546513.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3168683 && dateTime=="06/07/18(Thu)02:11:32" && image=="the-raid-sony01.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3169244 && dateTime=="06/07/18(Thu)18:45:27" && image=="The Raid 2.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3170067 && dateTime=="06/08/18(Fri)19:18:56" && image=="The Terminator.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3170068 && dateTime=="06/08/18(Fri)19:19:31" && image=="The Terminator2.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3170079 && dateTime=="06/08/18(Fri)19:39:31")

"is that bear grylls?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3171441 && dateTime=="06/10/18(Sun)16:40:57" && image=="The Terminator3.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3171443 && dateTime=="06/10/18(Sun)16:41:34" && image=="The Terminator4.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3172164 && dateTime=="06/11/18(Mon)18:39:10" && image=="The Terminator5.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3173141 && dateTime=="06/12/18(Tue)19:29:34" && image=="The Terminator6.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3173426 && dateTime=="06/13/18(Wed)07:47:39" && image=="Screenshot_2018-06-06-02-00-07.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3173427 && dateTime=="06/13/18(Wed)07:48:16" && image=="0ddqp5op7h311.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3173434 && dateTime=="06/13/18(Wed)08:07:30" && image=="Shoop-Empire-of-the-Ants_764198.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3173436 && dateTime=="06/13/18(Wed)08:08:30" && image=="kedEZOt.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3173438 && dateTime=="06/13/18(Wed)08:09:16" && image=="aqazYEK.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3173444 && dateTime=="06/13/18(Wed)08:29:49" && image=="XbH9d.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3173445 && dateTime=="06/13/18(Wed)08:30:37" && image=="gwXUs.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3173446 && dateTime=="06/13/18(Wed)08:31:38" && image=="0kqEmRZ.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3173447 && dateTime=="06/13/18(Wed)08:32:30" && image=="SEGSMPP.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3173518 && dateTime=="06/13/18(Wed)12:42:08")

">>3173438
>>3173444
What are these from?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3173557 && dateTime=="06/13/18(Wed)14:01:10")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3173631 && dateTime=="06/13/18(Wed)16:21:36" && image=="Barry Lyndon Frame.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3173644 && dateTime=="06/13/18(Wed)16:41:13" && image=="Psy9.jpg")

"Watch Pigs (1992) by Pasikowski";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3173749 && dateTime=="06/13/18(Wed)19:10:36")

">>3173518
The Hurricane Heist & Haywire..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3173751 && dateTime=="06/13/18(Wed)19:12:27")

">>3173557
Hurricane Heist
Haywire
Middle image I forget.
The Final Terror
Expendables 3"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3174563 && dateTime=="06/14/18(Thu)17:54:17" && image=="The Terminator7.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3174899 && dateTime=="06/15/18(Fri)00:49:45")

">>3165714
why does this robot creep me out so much?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3174930 && dateTime=="06/15/18(Fri)02:25:45")

">>3160772
>>3160774
Well, this thread went downhill fast. From a 10/10 film to a 3/10 crapfest in 8 posts."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3175104 && dateTime=="06/15/18(Fri)11:19:53" && image=="TonyBotswana.jpg")

">>3174930
so right up your alley then...."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3175112 && dateTime=="06/15/18(Fri)11:31:28")

">>3174930
>a soviet propaganda film for edgelords is a 10/10
Get better taste, embryo"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3175580 && dateTime=="06/16/18(Sat)00:21:51")

">>3174930
What you should do is go live in the mountains someplace, and don't bother anybody"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3176233 && dateTime=="06/16/18(Sat)19:19:42" && image=="The Terminator8.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3176914 && dateTime=="06/17/18(Sun)13:40:35" && image=="Sonatine.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3178058 && dateTime=="06/18/18(Mon)18:54:04")

">>3175112
It's actually a fair portrayal. The Nazi soldiers which went through that area of the Soviet Union were supposedly all prisoners which had been released on the condition they serve in the German military - they were particularly brutal.

Although there is certainly a propagandic element to the film, it is insanely well directed - easily one of the best war films since 1980."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3178064 && dateTime=="06/18/18(Mon)18:55:31")

">>3175580
And you should learn how to distinguish art from trash."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3178074 && dateTime=="06/18/18(Mon)19:00:58" && image=="The Cremator - Juraj Herz, 1969, Czechoslovakia.jpg")

">>3175104
No, this is right up my alley. 10/10 coming through."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3178076 && dateTime=="06/18/18(Mon)19:03:27" && image=="Dreams - Kurosawa Akira; 1990; Japan.jpg")

"So is this.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3178085 && dateTime=="06/18/18(Mon)19:22:17" && image=="image.jpg")

">>3160005
>>3160004
>>3159483
>>3159482
>>3158873
>>3158870
>>3158868

Was looking for some high quality stills from Come and See for an art project not long ago
Thanks very much, OP"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3178088 && dateTime=="06/18/18(Mon)19:29:16")

">>3178064
Suck your father's cock, you prissy dork"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3178089 && dateTime=="06/18/18(Mon)19:30:29")

">>3178085
np cuz"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3178096 && dateTime=="06/18/18(Mon)19:46:50" && image=="Playtime - Jacques Tati; 1973; France.jpg")

">>3178088
Only an absolute cretin would even think of such an insult. Cleanse yourself and acquire some semblance of culture.

You can start with this film."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3178097 && dateTime=="06/18/18(Mon)19:50:28" && image=="Black Narcissus - Emeric Powell and Micheal Pressburger; 1947; Great Britain.jpg")

"Or this one.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3178178 && dateTime=="06/18/18(Mon)23:37:19" && image=="1356833438598.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3178180 && dateTime=="06/18/18(Mon)23:38:05" && image=="1372040593395.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3178182 && dateTime=="06/18/18(Mon)23:39:48" && image=="madmaxCover.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3178183 && dateTime=="06/18/18(Mon)23:41:37" && image=="The-Worlds-End-2050284.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3178185 && dateTime=="06/18/18(Mon)23:43:54" && image=="1464140088109.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3178186 && dateTime=="06/18/18(Mon)23:44:37" && image=="witch.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3178187 && dateTime=="06/18/18(Mon)23:45:26" && image=="1516326759173.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3178188 && dateTime=="06/18/18(Mon)23:46:39" && image=="1431039902095.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3179707 && dateTime=="06/20/18(Wed)21:35:39")

">>3178058
lol justifying commie propaganda fuck off marxist shill"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3180076 && dateTime=="06/21/18(Thu)06:28:29" && image=="fc07fb05-69a5-46e2-bff5-ab63bd4041ee.jpg")

">>3178076
I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to see some Kurosawa. You could take most of his films, pause them at a random time and have a picture worth printing out and hanging in your room. That's how much of a genius behind the camera he was."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3180126 && dateTime=="06/21/18(Thu)08:11:24" && image=="deathtroopers.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3180128 && dateTime=="06/21/18(Thu)08:12:55" && image=="lf-38.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3180132 && dateTime=="06/21/18(Thu)08:21:32" && image=="1287182372929 copy.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3180136 && dateTime=="06/21/18(Thu)08:30:35" && image=="1413944940822.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3180260 && dateTime=="06/21/18(Thu)10:58:02")

">>3165711
<3"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3180262 && dateTime=="06/21/18(Thu)11:00:35")

">>3173141
Love that Cadillac"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3180744 && dateTime=="06/21/18(Thu)20:10:10" && image=="Sonatine2.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3180883 && dateTime=="06/22/18(Fri)00:01:43")

">>3176914
My nigga."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3181304 && dateTime=="06/22/18(Fri)11:44:00" && image=="citizen kane.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3181906 && dateTime=="06/23/18(Sat)00:38:36" && image=="Sonatine3.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3181914 && dateTime=="06/23/18(Sat)01:17:40")

">>3179707
>shill

Thanks tinfoil, but if I wanted your opinion I would have come out to the steel RV you have parked outside Area 51."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3181915 && dateTime=="06/23/18(Sat)01:18:49")

">>3180076
RIGHT!? Thank you! Finally, someone with sense."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3182069 && dateTime=="06/23/18(Sat)08:37:00")

">>3176914
Is that Jin from Lost?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3182071 && dateTime=="06/23/18(Sat)08:40:00" && image=="pineappleexpress.jpg")

">>3182069
never mind it isn't. Now I'm racist"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3182405 && dateTime=="06/23/18(Sat)17:31:20")

">>3181915
faggots like you are faggots. were your wrists limp as you were typing that out?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3182465 && dateTime=="06/23/18(Sat)19:14:47" && image=="Pather Panchali - Satyajit Ray; 1955; India.jpg")

">>3182405
As limp as your intellect and delicate as your education."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3182484 && dateTime=="06/23/18(Sat)19:54:03")

">>3182465
nice low res pic, stupid-ass bitch-ass bitch"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3182492 && dateTime=="06/23/18(Sat)20:05:55" && image=="The Seventh Seal - Ingmar Bergman; 1957; Sweden.jpg")

">>3182484
Oh, come now. You can do better than that, surely?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3182592 && dateTime=="06/23/18(Sat)22:29:24" && image=="tampopo.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3182603 && dateTime=="06/23/18(Sat)22:41:09" && image=="akahige_01.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3182642 && dateTime=="06/24/18(Sun)00:22:27" && image=="ZZ022E5270.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3182785 && dateTime=="06/24/18(Sun)06:19:53" && image=="Hellpraiser.jpg")

">>3178064
>>3178074
>>3178076
We are merely talking movies here, simple entertainment for the masses. Anybody claiming this storytelling with dogmatic characters, timelapses and precoursed story elements is an artform should truly reconsider their cultural agenda.

just another human trying to be "artistically educated"

>> using stills in sequences of 25 frames per second to refer to everyday reality with a sauce of subliminal manipulation and truthbending to make mass hallucinations a reality and tap straight into genetically organised emotions where the subject might feel pleased be sencse of recognition and belonging.

what a joke."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3182786 && dateTime=="06/24/18(Sun)06:30:51")

">>3182785
Then what is art, to you?

Do you have anything positive to add, or are you just that lowest form of artistic life, a critic?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3182923 && dateTime=="06/24/18(Sun)12:10:58" && image=="Carnival of Souls - Herk Harvey; 1962; USA.jpg")

">>3182785
>simple entertainment for the masses

Then that is what this thread should have been called. Don't blame me for dropping top-tier films in a "stills from top tier shit" thread, and if you think the "simple entertainment for the masses" isn't rife with propaganda you're in for an awful awakening one day.

Now get your garbage out of here. I've got real cinema coming through.

>>3182786
He's nothing - not even a critic, my friend. Just a brain-dead spectator without discernment or rationale."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3182936 && dateTime=="06/24/18(Sun)12:29:44" && image=="La Grande Bellezza - Paolo Sorrentino; 2013; Italy.jpg")

"Here, have another. Free-of-charge.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3183833 && dateTime=="06/25/18(Mon)15:20:10" && image=="Fireworks.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3184243 && dateTime=="06/26/18(Tue)03:42:06" && image=="spectators.jpg")

">>3182786
art to me is art, not some ridiculous fantasy machine telling dumb lies and making people believe if they got shot they explode.
Or that their hair is still in orderly fashion when the did a full 360 roll in a BMW M4.

>>3182786
>>3182923

I am not the one critisizing here but you are, you self-stroking, high on celluloid morons, you both make difference between "good" and "bad" cinema, I say it is all crap, which it is.

Reality variations at 25 fps. is faker then a LSD trip, which is useless to begin with. Movies are cheap drugs!

A fantasy for the masses to abide their sorry sick little slave life.

Which you both are, slave of the industry, dreaming of quality and so said "emotions of the screen"....totally brainwashed by short versions of real emotions and real life. Pre packaged for the Incels (like you).

Don't even get me started to critics, you
(image related to the both of you)

fucking prefed, onsey clad nipplechucks.

>> here something "Good" for you both!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonlight_(2016_film)

LMFAO!"
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if(Thunderblox && title=="" && postNumber==3184251 && dateTime=="06/26/18(Tue)04:12:20" && image=="Oasis.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3184268 && dateTime=="06/26/18(Tue)05:24:01" && image=="The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie - Luis Bunuel; 1972; Mexico-France.jpg")

">>3184243
It is quite obvious you haven't seen a single film of the caliber of which I speak, or, if by pure chance you have, the intellect necessary to conceive it has gone entirely over your head.

You seem to have relegated me to some fantasy class of individual which exists purely as a product of an ideology held by internet sages like yourself, and I can tell by your recommendation you took no notice of the variety of films which I actually watch, nor are you aware what these films are.

Let me assure you, your caricature is pure fantasy. Delude yourself with an inaccurate satire if you wish, it will do nothing for you. In fact, such phantasms have the tendency to steal life from their conjurors."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3184508 && dateTime=="06/26/18(Tue)13:46:12")

">>3178058
slow down dude
you cant talk history with anyone that went to an american school"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3184651 && dateTime=="06/26/18(Tue)18:35:20")

">>3179707
t. retard mutt"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3185348 && dateTime=="06/27/18(Wed)19:55:52" && image=="Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3185969 && dateTime=="06/28/18(Thu)18:03:10" && image=="FatTaste.jpg")

">>3184268
and you, mister moviecritic pur sang are still stuck in your brainwashed, 25 fps theater dream which you entered when you went to see Willow at the age of 6.

derp, I am sophisticated because I am convinced my shitview radar is working properly, it isn't.

go and masturbate, little friend."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3186023 && dateTime=="06/28/18(Thu)19:02:38")

">>3185969
hey guy: he's clearly trolling. stop replying."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3186029 && dateTime=="06/28/18(Thu)19:08:45" && image=="74938372.jpg")

"Which Tay Friend has the rum?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3186403 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)04:17:03" && image=="Mulholland Drive - David Lynch; 2001; USA.jpg")

">>3185969
Ironically, I am voluntarily celibate (now) and haven't relieved myself in nearly eight weeks. It's given me monumental amounts of energy and focus. You realize, I hope, you haven't provided any actual reasons as to why these critically acclaimed films (and rightly so), are garbage, instead you've merely asserted middlebrow slop as gourmet and pranced about puckishly satirizing an imaginary interlocutor who couldn't possibly be me.

I have another gift for you.
>pic always related

>>3186023
Quite the contrary, my good anon. I'm one of the few sincere admirers of cinematic craft in this thread - a state which has me quite perplexed."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3186601 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)13:09:59")

">>3186029
Kill yourself"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3186845 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)17:28:14" && image=="Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance2.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3186977 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)20:16:53" && image=="pl9ro5y3z6311.jpg")

">>3186601
Sorry didn't realize I wasn't in the taytay thread

XoXo"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3187616 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)15:55:48" && image=="The Chaser.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3187670 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)16:46:40")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3187783 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)19:29:36")

">>3182936
La grande bellezza was shit tho"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3188161 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)04:58:39" && image=="Onibaba - Shindo Kaneto; 1964; Japan.jpg")

">>3187783
What didn't you like about it?

The subject matter was a bit tired, I'll give you that."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3188167 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)05:17:30")

">>3186403
Everything comes together now, when will you start microdosing Meth with your chai?

The only cinematic craft in your life is the Pornflick you made of your mother and your neighbours dog. "Mommy's got a Mutt."

which part of "Reality variations at 25 fps. is faker then a LSD trip, which is useless to begin with. Movies are cheap drugs!" you don't understand, little friend.

muh caliber hahaha, muh fringed life, muh dependenies, muh intellect, muh addoration of emotional, shortcut robotlike emotions, muh simplicity, muh understandable confined reality.

Light that blub again, little friend.....inhale and re-evalulate your principles once again."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3188171 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)05:29:43" && image=="elle.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3188172 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)05:30:39" && image=="nocturnal_animals.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3188623 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)15:36:18" && image=="The Chaser2.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3189358 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)15:57:09" && image=="Man from Reno.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3189893 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)06:15:00" && image=="M - Fritz Lang; 1931; Germany.jpg")

">>3188167
I wonder if you realize the number of grammatical, spelling, and consistency errors in your short post. It has made it very taxing to read, but nevermind those, and nevermind your caricatures, as I've addressed them already. Let us proceed to the ignorance and glaring contradictions present in your fourth line.

I'll omit the muhs.
>caliber
>fringed life (by which I'll assume you mean my tastes are fringe or niche)
>dependencies*
>intellect
>adoration* of emotional, shortcut, robot-like* emotions
>simplicity
>understandable, confined reality

I don't think you know what a mess you've gotten yourself into with this lot. It's such a mire I've put off for days explaining to you what a swamp it is. For your sake, and the sake of those impressionable persons who may be feeble enough to be ruined by you, I'll expose the implicit chaos.

I'll start by admitting my own deficiencies. I do not know what you mean by dependencies - which is what I'll assume you meant in spite of error. Do you mean to say I am dependent upon something, or the films I've posted are?

Now, caliber. I noticed you felt the need to make it clear you laughed at the notion - a scoffer's attitude on display in all the arrogance one should expect, but I find it perplexing nonetheless. Do you mean to say you laugh at the notion caliber exists? Caliber is nothing more than a metaphor for a measure of quality. Whatever the art, and here I mean art in the platonic sense of craft, be it engineering or illustration, mathematical proofs or poetry, there are objective standards of skill in technique, which we derive from the Greek techne, and which separate the basal from the sublime. Even in something as self-contained as play in a game like chess or igo you'll find play styles hierarchically categorized and certain moves, or series of moves, described as brilliant, genius, or divine. The idea of caliber is a byproduct of human perception and judgement. There is no escaping it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3189895 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)06:22:02" && image=="Satyricon - Frederico Fellini; 1969; Italy.jpg")

">>3189893
I suppose it can be said my tastes are fringe, but they are not so fringe as to be unknown to film lovers. What I've done is simple. In the last few years I became fascinated with film as an artistic medium, so I started watching films from as many nations and critically acclaimed directors as possible. Not all of them deserved their acclaim - I still don't much know what people see in Lars von Trier for example, but many do. In any case, a lack of fame is no confirmation of a lack a quality, nor is fame a reliable indicator of it.

As far as intellect is concerned, I won't pretend I don't value it. My personal values are irrelevant however. It just so happens in the world in which we live, artistic skill and its appreciation seem closely related to intellect.

This next comment of yours is your first apparently contradictory statement. I'm being accused of emotionalism, but of a variety which is robotic - implying a portrayal of emotion devoid of real emotion which I'm watching for emotional gratification? This is nonsense, my friend. Pure nonsense. Setting aside the ludicrousity of the statement itself, let's look at the more emotional films I have recommended to see whether they are truthfully robot-like, but let us save it for the end because it will also be relevant to your last preposterous statement - "understandable confined reality." Yet it should be said there is nothing shortcut-like about the progression of emotion in a film like Onibaba or Pather Panchali. Nothing at all."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3189897 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)06:25:16" && image=="The Naked Island - Shindo Kaneto; 1960; Japan.jpg")

">>3189895
Simplicity. This is your most contradictory statement of all. You are the one demanding simplicity. To use your words, "simple entertainment for the masses." I have no such interest, in fact, I can scarcely tolerate those films. They are the what you speak of when you say, "Reality variations at 25 fps. is faker then a LSD trip, which is useless to begin with. Movies are cheap drugs!" Real cinema is indeed, confined, as you say. Though we'll get to the points whereon I disagree with you about this, however, this confinement is necessary for the attempt to examine and portray something meaningful within the context of a short cinematic. A novel, painting, sculpture, myth, or poem all use the technique. You must simplify the complexities of life in order to attempt to comprehend them - no man understands life in all its complexity, and the portrayal of this simplified reality is a direct byproduct of the human intellect's limitations, yet must itself be complex and multifaceted. Take, for example, Shindo Kaneto's 1960 film, "The Naked Island." In order to capture the socio-emotional complexities of his early childhood, he removed nearly all dialogue and used very few actors. This apparent simplification allowed for the complexifying of every other element present in the film, and enabled audiences to allocate greater focus to those elements. Another wonderful example is Wakamatsu Koji's pink film, "Go, Go, Second Time Virgin." Many of the scenes in the film are so powerful precisely because he has diminished what is vocalized by the characters, limited their action, and presented the entire culmination of their lives in one, isolated environment."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3189898 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)06:27:19" && image=="Simon of the Desert - Luis Bunuel; 1965; Mexico.jpg")

">>3189897
The point is, you seem confused as to whether you're an advocate of simplicity or I am. I'll clarify my stance for you. I am an advocate of a particular kind of simplicity - a kind which complexifies and illumines a work as a whole. By contrast, an average film complexifies only unimportant elements - complex fights, gadgets, wardrobes, dialogue, yet simplified camera work, symbolism, narrative and its relation to visual symbolism, and so forth.

I've already touched on the "confined reality" portion of your comment, I will now address the "understandable" part. First of all, a good film should be understandable unless its purpose is to convey a certain incomprehensibility within its subject matter. How easily understood it should be is a matter of director's intent. Second, I'm not sure how understandable you can claim these films really are when compared to the extreme what-you-see-is-what-you-get presentation of "simple movies for the masses" you so admire.

Let's take two examples. Let's compare Idiocracy, which I've criticized, and Luis Bunuel's Discreet Charms of the Bourgeoisie, or, if you prefer, his more comprehensible film, Simon of the Desert. When you take these films next to something like Idiocracy, no matter how decipherable in reality, they at once appear opaque. Even a film like Jacques Tati's, "Playtime," a straightforward visual satire on technology and modern progress, looks like the Voynich Manuscript. It seems ridiculous to pretend this is incorrect. Also, again, you're contradicting yourself. Is my sin being too fringe and intellectual or too simplified and understandable? You seem divided."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3189905 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)06:41:39" && image=="A Woman is a Woman - Jean Luc Goddard; 1961; France.jpg")

">>3189898
Since an understandable confined reality is fresh in your mind, I only need remind you of the robot-like emotion accusation before we go through these films I've posted. If you haven't seen them, remedy this at your leisure, but make sure you do. You strike me as an older man, but it is never too late to learn to see art in a new way. In any case, do not be the Biblical fool who, to his folly and shame, "judges a matter before hearing it."

>The Cremator; Juraj Herz; 1969
>Dreams; Kurosawa Akira; 1990
>Playtime; Jacques Tati; 1973
>Black Narcissus; Powell & Pressburger; 1947
>Pather Panchali; Satyajit Ray; 1955
>The Seventh Seal; Ingmar Bergman; 1957
>Carnival of Souls; Herk Harvey; 1962
>La Grande Bellezza; Paolo Sorrentino; 2013
>The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie; Luis Bunuel; 1972
>Mulholland Drive; David Lynch; 2001
>Onibaba; Shindo Kaneto; 1964
>M; Fritz Lang; 1931
>Satyricon; Frederico Fellini; 1969
>The Naked Island; Shindo Kaneto; 1960
>Simon of the Desert; Luis Bunuel; 1965

There are five films on this list which could be called emotionally robotic - though I would not so describe any of them. Regardless, there is a reason for the particular portrayal of emotion these five films possess which are:

>The Seventh Seal and La Grande Bellezza
Any inhuman portrayal of emotion could be easily attributed to the existentialist nature of these works - which, if anything, makes them all the more human. They are emotionally comparable to novels like Sartre's, "The Age of Reason."

>The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie and Satyricon
Again, for existentialist reasons, though entirely different. Bunuel simplifies the emotion in the film in order to achieve a two-dimensional illustration of the bourgeois. It is the same technique Frederico Fellini uses in his masterpiece, "Satyricon," to great effect. In that case, it is even more extreme, and used to comment on our understanding of the past and on ancient Roman society. ."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3189908 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)06:44:44" && image=="Cat on a Hot Tin Roof - Richard Brooks; 1958; USA.jpg")

">>3189905
>Mulholland Drive
Mulholland Drive's subject matter necessitates emotions at times inorganic and at times so intense they cannot possibly be real. It is a Lynchian signature present in all his films and even his television show, "Twin Peaks." I don't wish to say more lest I spoil a great film for someone. Simply ask oneself what is the purpose of the portrayal to the film as a whole. It is not without purpose.

Honestly, based on your last few replies, I do not know if I'll answer your next post - should you post. You've given me the impression of an uneducated curmudgeon, uneducated in the truest sense, not in the sense that you've failed attend an academy, but that you've never learned to think critically or to express yourself properly. Not only that, but you strike me as a man who hasn't seen any of the films I've listed, based on your recommendations and on that bit about car rolls and perfect hairdos - which hasn't the slightest relation to any film I've mentioned, yet your confidence is undiminished. In other words, you appear a scoffer - the least wise of persons and most to be ignored. I've answered you sincerely for my own benefit and on the off chance another will profit, but you are the phenomenon which, to play on the Greek, will reveal itself.

As ever, I hope you enjoy these latest recommendations."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3190139 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)12:25:51" && image=="1287278170202.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3190319 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)17:07:28" && image=="The Exorcist.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3191558 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)00:19:03" && image=="The Exorcist2.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3192308 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)23:27:45" && image=="The Exorcist3.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3192440 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)06:16:20" && image=="Meshes of the Afternoon - Maya Deren; 1943; USA.jpg")

"I suppose it is time to revive this thread.You may thank me later.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3192441 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)06:16:56" && image=="At Land - Maya Deren; 1946; USA.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3192442 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)06:18:46" && image=="Blue Velvet - David Lynch; 1986; USA.jpg")

"Just a humble /lit/izen at work.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3192443 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)06:19:32" && image=="Ménilmontant - Dimitri Kirsanoff; 1926; France.jpg")

"Spreading culture and taste for all to enjoy.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3192444 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)06:20:30" && image=="The Burmese Harp - Ichikawa Kon; 1956; Japan.jpg")

""Whoever is simple, let him turn in here!"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3192445 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)06:21:32" && image=="Kaguyahime no Monogatari - Takahata Isao; 2014; Japan.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3192447 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)06:25:07" && image=="Woman in the Dunes - Teshigahara Hiroshi; 1964; Japan.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3192448 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)06:29:14" && image=="Psycho - Alfred Hitchcock; 1960; Great Britain.jpg")

"Obligatory, which is why I've delayed posting it for so long.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3192452 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)06:32:26" && image=="The Birds - Alfred Hitchcock; 1963; Great Britain.jpg")

""Pure incestuous energy!" ~ Zizek";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3192455 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)06:38:25" && image=="La Ceremonie - Claude Chabrol; 1995; France.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3192874 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)17:13:14" && image=="The Exorcist4.jpg")

">>3192440
Your mother sucks cocks in hell"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3192885 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)17:29:19" && image=="blMM2_mundi01.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3193510 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)13:13:45" && image=="Eraserhead.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3193699 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)18:00:39")

">>3189905
checking these, thx anon"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3193743 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)19:56:26")

">>3192874
Huh. Glad to hear she's doing OK."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3193973 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)05:31:44" && image=="Badlands - Terrence Malick; 1973; USA.jpg")

">>3193510
Yes! A good post.

>>3192874
No, no, silly man. Although I don't doubt you imagine such things in your spare time, it's pure fantasy. However, Maya Deren's genius and influence are no phantasms of idle dreaming."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3193978 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)05:38:20" && image=="Diabolique - Henri-Georges Clouzot; 1955; France.jpg")

">>3193699
Anytime, friend."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3195115 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)17:30:56" && image=="Eraserhead(2).png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3196303 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)12:49:03")

">>3163290
Gonna Hamme some fun"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3196459 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)15:17:51" && image=="1465053183063.png")

"I have a whole folder of these";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3196460 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)15:19:34" && image=="movies_pulp_fiction_samuel_l_jackson_actors_faces_eating_big_mac_tasty_burger_1920x1080_wallpape_Wallpaper_1920x1200_www.wallpaperswa.com.jpg")

">>3196459
I have so many, i don't know where to start..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3196464 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)15:25:44" && image=="XuCoVF8.jpg")

">>3196460
any wishes maybe?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3196466 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)15:43:34" && image=="Eraserhead(3).jpg")

">>3196464
anything Lynch"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3196545 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)16:56:00" && image=="1478830954685.png")

">>3196464
You might have a better one of this scene"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3197808 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:04:30" && image=="Eraserhead(4).jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3198142 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:26:23")

">>3178185
???????"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3198480 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:33:10" && image=="Eraserhead(5).jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3199321 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:12:47" && image=="Eraserhead(6).jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3200246 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)21:24:22" && image=="Eraserhead(7).jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3200559 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)11:46:49")

"And that is why /tv/ should be nuked";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3200604 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)13:17:22" && image=="usual_suspects_faces_mans_people_4079_1920x1080.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3200910 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)20:41:02" && image=="usual.jpg")

">>3200604
here's the unedited version"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3200921 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)21:19:24")

">>3158868
Idi i smotri ?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3200922 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)21:20:47")

">>3178085
if you're talking about idi i smotri, there's a high-res as fuck torrent floating around. Looks like screenshots from it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3200990 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:36:30")

">>3173436
very cool"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3201244 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)08:41:55")

">>3174930
>having this little comprehension of that film"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3201294 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)11:18:41")

">>3185348
Any more Mr Vengeance?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==3201296 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)11:23:30")

"Anyone got some Annihilation? That was some aesthetic.";


}
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