import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/jp/ - Otaku Culture";

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

public void refresh(a);

class Thread extends Board{
public void EmptyTitle(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "19373648";
String image = "1236442290061.png";
String date = "07/06/18(Fri)20:16:37";
String comment = "I've seen enough boobhu threads, mating press threads and which 2hy would you rape thread.
For those of you who don't lewd the touhous (or the very least, not all of them), which would you like to hang out most with and why?
For me it's Alice, Aya, Nitori, Suika and Meiling.
Alice because I'm really interested in her magic and doll making, it seems pretty cool and I'd like to learn it from her.
Aya because I'd get to learn more about gensokyo from her antics and she's really not that bad.
Nitori so that we can make dumb shit.
Suika so that we can absolutely hammered.
Meiling so that I can learn a martial art and better condition my body. It'd also be cool to see what sorta weirdos approach the SDM while she's on guard."

public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19373820 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)20:52:20" && image=="896cbb65b834eccf51da3dc30fa0ed3c.png")

I lewd Marisa only half of the time. Does that count as not lewding?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19373901 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)21:12:10" && image=="momiji_ears.png")

"Shion, because I'm a fucking loser.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19373916 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)21:13:55")

What am I if I don't lewd a single Touhou? Also, I wouldn't mind hanging with Tenshi although I don't really offer anything to keep her interested in me."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19374085 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)21:53:28" && image=="Spoiler Image")

>What am I if I don't lewd a single Touhou?
You're a great person, anon!
You're not a loser."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19374195 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)22:23:55")

Nice try idolfag, 2hu bros don't lewd their waifu."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19374260 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)22:41:02")

has always creeped me out
she gives me that sociopath kind of vibe

I'd like to hang out with Reisen whenever she gets a day off."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19374286 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)22:47:33" && image=="1517077484397.jpg")

"I really want to play with Kyouko and give her piggyback rides.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19374846 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)01:53:55" && image=="mokou bath.jpg")

"I'd love to hang out with Mokou! Not too extroverted but not boringly passive either. As long as we have something to burn we'd have a great time together!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19375018 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)02:41:09")

I would hang out with all of them, if you know what I mean."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19376715 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)08:56:00")

I'm not picking up what you're putting down."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19376829 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)09:15:40" && image=="1356194882981.jpg")

"Patchouli, a lovely comfy, quiet day.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19376834 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)09:16:35" && image=="Momiji1.jpg")

"It's troublesome to repress your sexual 2hu desires but I'd happily hang out with Momiji since she doesn't seem like the brightest wolf. Baka-Ookami";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19376860 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)09:21:16")

"Mima because she's cool as HELL";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19376881 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)09:24:10" && image=="65542394_p21.png")

"I want to hang out and go on adventures with these two.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19377006 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)09:44:26" && image=="1468342470960.png")

Reisen seems pleasant to be around. If not her, Miko."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19377108 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)10:00:50")

despite what the doujins tell you, most all of 2hus are mostly traditionalists or at least conservatives"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19377451 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)11:33:23" && image=="884.jpg")

Due to the unique interspecies interaction in Gensokyo, I think our conventional interpretation of politics would poorly define the citizens as many of their issues are not discussed by modern day parties.
Many of these issues either are concerned with multiple and far different societies living and coexisting with each other in close proximity or are pretty small ordeals in our eyes.
Not even sure if the general rabble would even interest themselves in politics as most significant positions of authority and factions are compromised of a few powerful individuals which holds each other down to a stalemate.
Traditionalist, yes. The foundation of Gensokyo is based on preserving a culture which could sustain youkai and prevent extinction."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19377466 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)11:37:20")

but what does that have to do with the op"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19377502 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)11:45:05" && image=="__shameimaru_aya_touhou_drawn_by_rei_sanbonzakura__744c928822c1b3343cdba0ffd219eebd.jpg")

also, to get on topic
Being a paper-boy for Aya seems like a cool way to get around and meet interesting people."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19377557 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)11:58:38" && image=="1530864517086.gif")

No sex before marriage or deviant "social exchanges" in Gensokyo?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19377940 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)13:10:10")

Hanging (out) Alice from a tree!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19378988 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)15:57:24" && image=="62529023_p0.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19379156 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)16:17:38" && image=="Yukari Not Amused.jpg")

Go ahead and try pulling the trigger, Alice is to much of a wimp to handle a rifle of that caliber."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19379347 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)16:37:03")

The term you're looking for is "good girl", you filthy hag lover."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19379447 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)16:56:24" && image=="1657.jpg")

Go ahead and cook dinner for your loser girlfriend while I enjoy granny's cookies"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19379590 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)17:22:12")

Alice isn't a wimp.
Yukari isn't a hag."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19381621 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)01:02:25" && image=="__inaba_tewi_reisen_reisen_udongein_inaba_ringo_and_seiran_touhou_drawn_by_guwinomi__sample-d607991ab6838c9c55b87a72f9804719.jpg")

"Hmm Tewi seems really fun to be around so her

and Ringo since Dango is good"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19388784 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)00:05:37" && image=="1514971051254.jpg")

"I want to give Marisa a kiss on her cheek.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19388966 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)00:56:44")

I want to give her a kiss on her lips."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19388974 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)00:58:25")

You'll get herpes."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19388999 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)01:05:41" && image=="__kirisame_marisa_touhou_drawn_by_kira_kira_pixiv12705077__5df3c352438721e203852ed5fd6041d4.jpg")

Shut your whore mouth, Marisa is pure and clean."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19389010 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)01:09:41")

She hangs out in a forest where BUGS can crawl onto her!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19389156 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)01:43:59" && image=="__houraisan_kaguya_touhou_drawn_by_anarogumaaa__sample-38cd64c6bcd00b33b984214dda1679fc.jpg")

Depends on what constitutes hanging out. Are we strictly in Gensokyo? I'd love to go to the arcade or something with Kaguya. Gensokyo is primarily defined by a gigantic power struggle that only gets worse with each passing game and manga chapter.

I want none of that and just want to shake up someone's life and get shook up in return, and I think Kaguya would appreciate fresh air."

if(Chirumiru && title=="" && postNumber==19389185 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)01:49:10" && image=="1531087126663.jpg")

* post generic link to a marisa doujin*"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19390085 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)06:57:40" && image=="e20f5dbe42ba014e4cd66bfddb347f8613999a4a_hq.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19390187 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)07:39:06")

Komachi IS the 2hu to hang out with. Debate me."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19392474 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)16:01:31")

I won't!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19392674 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)16:37:08")

Can’t debate what is correct"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19392983 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)17:24:27")

"i'd like to hang with remilia so that I can get some cash
that's assuming she doesn't want to eat me, of course"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19393039 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)17:32:41")

>that's assuming she doesn't want to eat me
You talk like she's a monster, anon. She doesn't kill people, she just takes a little bit of blood.
Honestly, would you really miss a measly liter or two of blood?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19393047 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)17:34:28")

"I have been really run down this summer so I just want to hibernate with Yukari.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19394112 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)20:55:42")

why not drink the pain away with Suika or the tengu?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19395202 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:20:33")

That would just make me want to chain smoke."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19395314 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:39:58" && image=="FCE93695-C7DD-4A30-A555-65FFC39615A4.jpg")

"I’d hang out with eiki and komachi on the sanzu river with a good lunch";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19395466 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)02:09:37" && image=="IMG_3634.jpg")

for me it's sakuya, the best girl"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19395521 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)02:24:50" && image=="1517626038488.jpg")

"I really love Remilia, she's just an incredible mix of adorable and awesome, i want to tour the SDM with her and Sakuya and drink tea afterwards. Remili must be really nice to let useless fairies work in her mansion, i bet all they do all day is play tag in the halls and that sort of silly shit.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19400323 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:03:18")

"I want to hang around eirin so that I can get my hands on some weird drugs";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19407900 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:15:09" && image=="Hecatia.png")

"i want to do modern things with Hecatia";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19408085 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:58:53" && image=="5f25b37e66386e4980b5b3.jpg")

Kosuzu is my ideal girl in much senses."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19408436 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:31:29" && image=="1527107285961.jpg")

"I guess I'll try to understand how humans and youkais can coexist alongside one another.

Maybe become a Buddhist if I'm ready for commitment."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19408633 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:33:49" && image=="1383694850888.jpg")

I consider Komachi just as interesting to hang out with as she is erotic.
One of the most knowledgeable people of life, death, the afterlife, and the metaphysics surrounding their world, and most interested in hearing the story of a human's life and telling the countless number she's picked up herself. A beautiful death goddess who might leisurely sip sake while flower watching. Unquestionably the best partner to while away the day with. And take naps with."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19410677 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:44:28" && image=="udonge_youmu_hair_swap.jpg")

Can we hang out together? I'll also bring Youmu since having her around Reisen should put her at ease with hanging out with two kimo-ota..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19411922 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:54:26" && image=="__alice_margatroid_touhou_drawn_by_yuki_snowmaiden__sample-5283f74d956e954ee0b2e83af1f222af.jpg")

"- Pretends to be chil but mostly an emotional trainwreck
- Major nerd in magic
- Still a wimp despite her powers
- Has a medium high degree of bitchyness
- Short hair
- Good soundtrack

Alice now and forever. I can relate with her personality. Hanging out in the magic forest, picking mushrooms. Maybe being her assistant because of the power disparity. Learning to make dolls. Maybe getting killed for some random discussion or accident, who knows."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19412011 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:03:26")

Id want to be with tenshi because I'm also childish and bored and I like her hat"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19412151 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:22:19" && image=="flan.jpg")

flan, I'd feed her aisu(made out of humans?), play asobi, draw a portrait maybe, become a vampire scion maybe"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19413004 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:37:18")

there is literally nothing to like about flandre"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19413272 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:17:39")

She's very cute."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19413693 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:24:55")

that's it?
but the same can be said about most other 2hus"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19413800 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:45:09")

She's the cutest, lives in a huge mansion, and a threesome with her and her sister is the literal definition of Heaven."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19413811 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:46:57")

Yeah but she’s a vampire and has autism"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19414105 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:40:28")

she's can't even hold a conversation like a normal person, she slaughters people and now you're degenerating back to 'ooga booga me fuck touhous'"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19416309 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:28:36")

>Autist vampire
Why Flan is best, abridged"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19416361 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:38:50" && image=="1514149682874.jpg")

>she’s a vampire and has autism
And that's way she's so great.

>can't even hold a conversation like a normal person
We have that in common, so maybe we'll be able to understand each other better.
>she slaughters people
So do many other Youkai. You can't blame a little girl for following her instincts.
>now you're degenerating back to 'ooga booga me fuck touhous'
Sorry, being a male with a working penis is hard."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19423882 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:02:49" && image=="494B4C7A-6713-4E16-9376-8D1C4E8B4A68.jpg")

"Watching scary movies with kogasa";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19424006 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:27:36" && image=="tea time with youmu.jpg")

"I want to relax and drink tea with Youmu.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19424120 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:54:27" && image=="DA0BB0FF-3744-4940-A09C-91AF2B089E08.jpg")

"Learning the tricks of the trade with Mommyzou!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19428907 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)16:18:28")

"running a meth lab with eirin";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19429354 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)17:25:07" && image=="1523681019516.jpg")

"Learning how to fly with Marisa-chan!
And then teach her how to fly an airplane!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19429359 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)17:26:02")

do you REALLY want to put Marisa behind the controls of an airplane??"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19429514 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)17:48:01" && image=="__kirisame_marisa_touhou_drawn_by_asutora__9276f6d044208b260e2563b832fcf8d0.jpg")

I trust Marisa-chan, and I know she can do it if she tries her best!
Although I'm not sure if I'd trust her to do the landing."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19430478 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)20:53:35")

It's mostly computers now, and really fucking boring
If the idea didn't cause the plebs to panic, airplanes would be on autopilot for takeoff and landing too"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19430678 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)21:23:45" && image=="SuperSTOL.jpg")

>airplanes would be on autopilot for takeoff and landing too
They already are most of the time.
And I never intended to teach her how to set the autopilot of an airliner. Instead, I want to teach her how to fly a taildragger."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19431004 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)22:26:02")

"i love sakuya and would love to visit the sdm and be given a tour by her. besides maybe one of the friendlier yokai or humans tho because i dont wanna get eaten or beaten up from danmaku.
id like to think me and marisa would get along since we're very similar personality wise."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19431269 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)22:57:01" && image=="301b63e3a98d5109b07e5e06b5a5f35dd3ca688b.png")

"I'm kind of close in spirit with Marisa, so hanging out with her makes sense. Naturally Reimu too.
And since I like to get drunk, Suika.
I think Mokou is super cool, and I would like to get to know her. I basically admire her because of her coolness.
After reading WaHH, I also want to hang with Kasen. Drinking tea with her at her place must be very nice.
Doing shit with Nitori could be pretty fun too. I could teach her how to program video games! If I could take a few books with me, we might even be able to build a game console."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19431947 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)01:00:20" && image=="1486401401126.jpg")


>For those of you who don't lewd the touhous

Impossible. That's a violation of the laws of nature."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19434590 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)11:32:16")

How would you get past may ring"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19434733 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)12:09:29" && image=="486b07580f7f78d8307e1937fbe2eb79ff9c72d67c455bb663103d49ab495422.jpg")

Alice, cause she's cool af, cooler than Marisa, yes, much cooler, Marisa's cool as the water at the bottom of the frozen lake, but Alice is frekin ice cold dude. Yes. But cold as in cool, not heartless. Yes...
I wanted to write Youmu here, but figured that she's probably too cool to hang out with. Dunno. Would want to meet her anyway.
Satori, cause that'd be hella interesting. And she's cute and good and nice and Miami... yea
Actually while we're underground, Yamame and Parsee seem like ones to make quite peculiar companions.
Oh and Futo, cause she cool and talks in archaisms and damn, how cool is that?
Prismriver sisters would be nice for some more cultural "hanging out".
Remiry cause she's cute and funny and enough of a brat to be entertaining but not to be a burden.
Eiki, cause discussing philosophy, etics etc. is something I really long for.
Marisa too actually, she's like bit less cool Alice anyway. am just joking pls don't kill me
Suika's got a strong or a weak head actually? Either way, seems like a good comrade to get wasted with.
And I guess bakas like Cirno or Kogasa, cause I like when there are others who are able to do weird shit out of the blue.
Those'd be best for hanging out with, though all of those Gensokyo girls would make fine company, or at least a big majority. They're too unique not to."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19435417 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)14:28:55" && image=="2276.jpg")

really cool anon"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19435439 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)14:32:44")

"I want to be Aya's paper boy";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19437384 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)19:40:16")

I want to be Aya's media competitor"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19437937 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)21:38:53")

I want to be ayas foot slave"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19438125 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:19:07")

I want to make a casual, off-hand reference to Gundam too Sanae in the middle of some unrelated conversation, then turn my head to see her wide, star-filled eyes and enormous smile."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19438322 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)23:08:01" && image=="1513232217980.png")

"I want to have a sleepover with Ran and Chen.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19438346 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)23:11:29")

yeah i didnt really think of that until now, im not sure if meiling would be the type to let you in if youre easy going and non threatening.
itd be nice to bump into sakuya in the human village though"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19438355 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)23:14:21")

this is a man of culture"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19438369 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)23:17:42")

I'd hang out with Kasen mostly because her home looks really chill and i want to hear stories from her
Also she's cute"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19440670 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)08:25:24")

I would join the tengu community
I doubt theyd let me though"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19440848 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)09:17:39")

try studying their footprints"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19443534 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)18:01:38" && image=="1525886815173.jpg")

"Stargazing with Eientai folks would be nice. Getting smashed with Suika is also an opinion.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19450090 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)16:48:33")

Burds are cultured beings."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19450143 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)16:56:05")

Getting smashed with suika sounds like a bad idea since your liver might as well be fucked"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19452417 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)23:43:57" && image=="shootermaker95.jpg")

>I could teach her how to program video games!
That could get pretty meta pretty fast."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19456907 && dateTime=="07/18/18(Wed)15:35:42")

I think he meant getting sexually smashed."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19457045 && dateTime=="07/18/18(Wed)16:06:16" && image=="__morichika_rinnosuke_and_motoori_kosuzu_touhou_drawn_by_futa_nabezoko__9a34e3aa01bcb91f7c4e00309924ef73.jpg")

"I would like to be window-shopping at Kourindou and discuss about different objects in the store and several topics with Rinnosuke. I would also like to listen to stories of yokai from Akyuu and Kosuzu.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19457287 && dateTime=="07/18/18(Wed)17:13:10")

Nah, I'm pretty good with liquor."