import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/jp/ - Otaku Culture";

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

public void refresh(a);

class Thread extends Board{
public void MahjongThread(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "Mahjong Thread";
int postNumber = "19932764";
String image = "1536665911836.jpg";
String date = "09/21/18(Fri)21:41:20";
String comment = "Sonna occult arimasen"

public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19933413 && dateTime=="09/22/18(Sat)00:01:22")

"I think that there is actually some thought in the idea of discarding the left most tile in your hand when you are out of safe tiles.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19934198 && dateTime=="09/22/18(Sat)03:46:18")

Elaborate anon"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19934939 && dateTime=="09/22/18(Sat)07:32:16" && image=="to go to bed forever.jpg")

"I had a 8 losing streak today. Even when I got into tenpai with a hand good enough to get me 1st place the tiles just wouldn't come.
I fucking hate this game"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19935085 && dateTime=="09/22/18(Sat)08:06:40")

don't feel bad, yesterday I did worse than the disconnected player in the game"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19936262 && dateTime=="09/22/18(Sat)11:27:48")

Life has a tendency to fuck you over. Most people keep the tiles they want on the left most side of their hand. Therefore, letting life fuck you over by throwing away the tiles you want/need the most is the most advantageous thing to do when facts fail you."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19937219 && dateTime=="09/22/18(Sat)13:48:17")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19937577 && dateTime=="09/22/18(Sat)14:47:19" && image=="1512945687241.gif")

">tfw draw discarded tile twice in a row";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19938426 && dateTime=="09/22/18(Sat)17:03:01" && image=="1504654187695.jpg")

>tsumogiri kan in your discards"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19938994 && dateTime=="09/22/18(Sat)18:43:30" && image=="very_sad.jpg")

I started mahjong tengokuhai since I was over tenhou. It uses a system money on top of R and Dan which determines your access to higher lobbies.

I worked my way up to 1.5 million "yen" over the course of a month which gave me access to the higher lobby. I got 3rd place in my first game and lost nine hundred fucking thousand as a result. I can't even imagine what happened to that fag who kept dealing in.

I was shocked at the loss and rushed to the high stakes 1v1 game to retrieve some of my losses and proceeded to lose my remaining 600k in two losses.

this is why I could never gamble irl. I'd kill myself after such losses."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19939317 && dateTime=="09/22/18(Sat)19:50:05")

elevens need to make gambling legal so i can make some pocket change with mahjong like i did with poker back in the day."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19940299 && dateTime=="09/22/18(Sat)23:21:32")

Didn't Hangame give lots of coins? I remember back when it's still in old version I had 1億 just from freebies.
>tried to play in new phone
>forgot my password
>to reclaim password I need either JP phone or JP email
Good fucking riddance."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19941829 && dateTime=="09/23/18(Sun)04:22:47")

In order to produce a positive result, not even a 30% first place rate is enough to produce "money". By that standard, Tenhou is much easier."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19946613 && dateTime=="09/23/18(Sun)18:25:40")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19946657 && dateTime=="09/23/18(Sun)18:39:46")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19946815 && dateTime=="09/23/18(Sun)19:19:49")

"Still 3:0";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19948445 && dateTime=="09/24/18(Mon)01:05:15")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19948503 && dateTime=="09/24/18(Mon)01:18:50")

">I was only 27 years old
>I loved Saki so much, I had all the merchandise and BDs
>I pray to Saki every night before bed, thanking her for the hands I've been given
>"Saki is love" I say; "Saki is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Saki
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Saki
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear "Isshoni tanoshimou yo"
>She grabs me with her delicate feminine hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Saki
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Saki
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Saki
>She roars in a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her love
>My dad walks in
>Saki looks him straight in the eyes and says "Tsumo, Rinshan Kaihou"
>Saki leaves through my window
>Saki is love. Saki is life."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19948671 && dateTime=="09/24/18(Mon)02:24:59")

too green"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19948750 && dateTime=="09/24/18(Mon)03:10:56" && image=="1511869741083.png")

>>Saki looks him straight in the eyes and says "Tsumo, Rinshan Kaihou"
And my sides are gone."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19948908 && dateTime=="09/24/18(Mon)04:14:14" && image=="1340318763313.jpg")



if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19948983 && dateTime=="09/24/18(Mon)04:44:15" && image=="bakuhatusiro.jpg")

">have to pee really badly
>west round"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19949168 && dateTime=="09/24/18(Mon)05:29:50")

really like these mahjong memes, keep em coming"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19949251 && dateTime=="09/24/18(Mon)05:51:58" && image=="1429998532833.jpg")

>dealt into 24000 point hands twice
I'll give him credit for not busting out."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19949353 && dateTime=="09/24/18(Mon)06:21:21" && image=="the whole their match.jpg")

>2 or 3 pairs in the discard later anon realizes it's too late to compete in this round
>wait it's joukyuu

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19954607 && dateTime=="09/24/18(Mon)23:17:59" && image=="IQ.png")

"M.League starts in 1 week."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19956723 && dateTime=="09/25/18(Tue)09:22:44" && image=="1531272402715.jpg")

">when announcers say "doradora"";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19957058 && dateTime=="09/25/18(Tue)10:16:29" && image=="1398102551438.jpg")

>not a Josuke picture

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19957520 && dateTime=="09/25/18(Tue)11:39:32" && image=="1536602104476.gif")

">discard 9p to progress hand
>kamicha riichi
>draw 9p again
>It's Junchan, could've seen it coming
>only a few thousand points left, but it's my dealer turn and my hands had good potentials so far, I can do it
>great hand, get into tenpai for 4p or chun wait for haneman/baiman
>shimocha with an ippatsu tsumo baiman with a standard 69m wait finishes me off (he hits the fucking uradora with his winning tile)
>check wall
>all of his winning tiles are still in the wall, nobody is going to use them and he would've drawn them all anyways
>4p all used up, chuns were in the wall after 69m tiles

I've been denied 1st and dealt in while in tenpai too many times this month for this kind of shit"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19958014 && dateTime=="09/25/18(Tue)13:40:58")

">Take a 2 week break after too much bullshit
>Come back
>First game is already a bullshit game I had 0% chances of winning
Guess I'm gonna take another 2 weeks off."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19958884 && dateTime=="09/25/18(Tue)16:31:13")

Secret of Mahjong: Become the bullshit"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19958919 && dateTime=="09/25/18(Tue)16:39:36")

the trick that worked for me is simply playing x amount of games in y amount of time consistently."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19959275 && dateTime=="09/25/18(Tue)17:54:41")

Which team should I support? The one with someone called Saki or the one with ASAPIN?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19959278 && dateTime=="09/25/18(Tue)17:55:35")

This only works if you actually know how to play at some level of proficiency."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19959929 && dateTime=="09/25/18(Tue)20:13:27" && image=="1421460470866.png")

"I just saw a guy throw away a tsumo win to make a furiten riichi. It worked too: he pulled a 1 sou to complete his ittsuu.

Houou is a scary place."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19960729 && dateTime=="09/25/18(Tue)23:28:54")

Was it a 3-sided wait?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19960788 && dateTime=="09/25/18(Tue)23:46:59")

Yeah. 1-4-7 sou. He pulled a 6 pin and threw 4 sou."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19961670 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)04:39:17")

Naw. Gotta understand chebyshev inequality and law of average.

If the algorithm assign your account with a shitty win rate, you are stuck with it. It takes 8000 games to reveal one part of the expected rate. You repeat this process until you hit the jackpot but it is not guaranteed to hit a high roll.

I don't know what c-egg set the actual fixed overall average rate. But if you high roll on the first try, easy to rank high."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19962449 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)08:18:23")

Ippan magic is still the best. I held other 2 haku, the last one was inside dead wall. "

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19962455 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)08:19:26" && image=="1530323545613.png")

Forgot pic."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19964376 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)15:10:41")

Can someone actually explain this post to me like I'm a retarded mouthbreather? Because this sounds like total bullshit to me, but I'd like an alternate opinion."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19965804 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)20:53:42")

Basically he's saying that when you create an account, you're seeded by an algorithm which will determine how often you win, or at the least how often you have the possibility of winning a hand.

The sad thing is, it's not only not impossible, it wouldn't be that hard to implement."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19965813 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)20:55:41")

>Basically he's saying that when you create an account, you're seeded by an algorithm which will determine how often you win, or at the least how often you have the possibility of winning a hand.
Yeah, that's kinda what I gathered. Thanks for confirming it, though.

>The sad thing is, it's not only not impossible, it wouldn't be that hard to implement.
And has it been implemented? Because he's talking like it not only has, but that he knows the specific details of its operation."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19965872 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)21:14:20")

Is English not your first language or something?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19965897 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)21:19:02")

My post seems pretty straightforward, brah."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19965958 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)21:34:03")

I'm sorry. I was trying to come up with an explanation as to why you would ask such a stupid question other than "you must be retarded." I'll know better next time."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19965966 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)21:36:29")

He's making a joke about the client being rigged.
Or he's insane."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19965968 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)21:36:29")

I fail to see how my question was stupid. I'm willing to bet you can't explain why it might be, either."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19965986 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)21:43:32")

I can't believe you're serious.

Yes, that anonymous poster has insider info on the top secret algorithm Tenhou has in place that determines your win rate from the very moment you make an account. This is obvious sarcasm, just like his post was obviously a joke and you're obviously retarded."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19965988 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)21:44:24")

>Yes, that anonymous poster has insider info on the top secret algorithm Tenhou has in place that determines your win rate from the very moment you make an account.
I'm much more interested in whether or not such an algorithm exists in the first place. Guess I didn't make that clear enough."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19966313 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)23:06:13")

doubt any actual algorithm exists. but tenhou's reward/punishment scheme tends to favor luck over skill for middle of the road players."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19966334 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)23:11:04" && image=="IMG_20180926_200916.jpg")

">mahjong tengokuhai
>playing vs cute girls
>man hands
>man voices


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19966369 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)23:20:12")

>doubt any actual algorithm exists.
I figured, but I wanted to be sure that one of the usual "le tenhou is le rigged!" crowd didn't actually stumble across something that might actually prove any one of the ridiculous conspiracy theories they concoct to avoid dealing with the fact that they just suck at the game."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19966385 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)23:23:05")

Calm down, son. That sort of talk is liable to attract Francis."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19966407 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)23:27:32")

I don't think ppl here think it's rigged in the literal sense, but with the way it destroys your R if you fuck up even once it might as well be. at the middle level, you need to be lucky to advance in one of two ways: get a bunch of lucky draws in a majority of your games against skilled opponent, or get lucky and get paired with weaker players whose mistakes/inexperience you can exploit.

this tends to go away at higher levels, but it's frustrating as fuck to work through"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19966414 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)23:28:36")

I was just about to post that!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19966439 && dateTime=="09/26/18(Wed)23:34:27")

It takes a lot more than a single game to tank your R. What do you define as "middle level"?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19966594 && dateTime=="09/27/18(Thu)00:22:58")

who knows? everyone has their own views on that. don't take my musings too seriously if you're that literal about things"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19966757 && dateTime=="09/27/18(Thu)01:02:09")

>And has it been implemented? Because he's talking like it not only has, but that he knows the specific details of its operation.
No idea. I have no data sources. I'm only positing the information that it is doable for the sake of discussion."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19967442 && dateTime=="09/27/18(Thu)06:17:43")

"Francis pls.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19968681 && dateTime=="09/27/18(Thu)11:20:57")

Took me a bit to figure out the avatar voice is the announcer voice."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19969488 && dateTime=="09/27/18(Thu)14:24:43" && image=="Crown.jpg")

"Apply this crown to Akagi. What happens?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19969534 && dateTime=="09/27/18(Thu)14:42:03")

Would we get a Ten Takashi? He is more chaotic as a person."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19970529 && dateTime=="09/27/18(Thu)18:40:00" && image=="3207f56c74bafeee7a27adadf76a445c[1].jpg")

something like this id wager"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19970538 && dateTime=="09/27/18(Thu)18:41:04" && image=="88397dee5d919dfd0cd75fa971cb11ea[1].jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19970561 && dateTime=="09/27/18(Thu)18:45:09" && image=="my luck was great all game.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19970838 && dateTime=="09/27/18(Thu)19:34:34" && image=="Screenshot_2018-09-27-09-06-32.png")

"Can someone explain why this is furiten?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19970867 && dateTime=="09/27/18(Thu)19:39:52")

You hand is completed by a 3, 6, or 9 man. You have a 9 man in your discards. This is furiten."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19970930 && dateTime=="09/27/18(Thu)19:49:35")

Thank you."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19974030 && dateTime=="09/28/18(Fri)09:45:19")

You won about 1/4 of the rounds, which is what you theoretically should be winning on average."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19975952 && dateTime=="09/28/18(Fri)16:56:18" && image=="1530541759398.jpg")

">some of the draws is actually you winning
>some draws mean you fucked up big time"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19977288 && dateTime=="09/28/18(Fri)21:26:22")

"Where is the best place to play this online?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19977320 && dateTime=="09/28/18(Fri)21:37:03")

">someone pull off hatei kokushi in a 1v1 game

fuck, glad the water was low"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19979461 && dateTime=="09/29/18(Sat)06:12:49" && image=="16ae5239d0962447ff245234469c6668.gif")

">tfw kokushi musou tenpai";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19979956 && dateTime=="09/29/18(Sat)08:33:36" && image=="Untitled.png")

Kamicha ragequitted after East 3. "

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19981042 && dateTime=="09/29/18(Sat)12:01:49" && image=="sad.jpg")

"1:4:3:3 today";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19981322 && dateTime=="09/29/18(Sat)12:58:49")

">when you lose a game but know 100% it was your own fault

sometimes it's fun to play like shit and push when you really should fold"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19981582 && dateTime=="09/29/18(Sat)13:51:40")

maybe for you"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19981980 && dateTime=="09/29/18(Sat)15:21:59")

Classic NoName."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19982168 && dateTime=="09/29/18(Sat)16:00:22")

Does anyone here play against the computer on Linux? What version do you play? Open source preferred."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19982221 && dateTime=="09/29/18(Sat)16:13:57")

You could save the classic flash game from your browser's cash after loading the page and play it offline with a flash player from sourceforge, is it suitable?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19982246 && dateTime=="09/29/18(Sat)16:20:08")

"why do i lose i never deal in";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19982249 && dateTime=="09/29/18(Sat)16:20:50")

I'd prefer a native application, but this seems like a decent option. Thanks."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19982259 && dateTime=="09/29/18(Sat)16:24:49")

speed up"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19982308 && dateTime=="09/29/18(Sat)16:37:38")

the japanese one is html5 and feels even better on the same site

also there's openriichi"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19985272 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)05:22:35")

"finished reading the riichi book. I feel like my play improved a bit, but since many of the parts reference scoring, and making decisions based on hand values, I would have to drill that more to become better. also, this book felt exhausting to read sometimes. maybe I'm just not good enough yet, but reading blogposts and arcturus wiki entries on some topics gave me (what felt like) just as much usable knowledge as this book.

it's worth reading though for sure"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19985309 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)05:35:33" && image=="12473464.png")

>elevens need to make gambling legal so i can make some pocket change with mahjong
It's already unofficially "legal" everywhere.
Play in any non-chain parlor and other players will probably propose playing with some small stakes for some added fun.
No more than 1000 yen will probably change hands in each game, but it's still nice."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19985986 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)08:28:22" && image=="Georges_Danton.jpg")

>moved to a big city, making japanese friends
>of the ones that play riichi, none of them actually know how to score
>have talked to other asians that play other forms of the game, they all claim that no one but the family matriarch (grandma, great grandma, etc.) knows how to score

Is this a common thing among players? I don't actually know scoring that well either, but I'm surprised it would be seemingly so widespread."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19986114 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)08:59:24")

Do they actually play mahjong?
Even with automatic tables, players are the ones who have to judge hands, how do they even play?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19986150 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)09:07:27")

One played back in high school, I assume someone else was "scoring expert". Others all play online versions on phone. Can't say for the grandma scoring players."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19986426 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)10:05:45")

Hand values are pretty important. Mainly the 2 to 6 han part.
3900-5200-8000 are the hands that actually help you win a game. 12 000 is a rarer occurrence but it almost kills the game when you get it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19986600 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)10:34:13" && image=="1511682533566.jpg")

"now watch out for my dora-suji move";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19986660 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)10:43:26")

"In the Achiga Live Action, Sheep really looks cute. Her anime hairstyle translate well into live action";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19987191 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)12:25:00")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19987491 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)13:08:46")

>trusting suji on riichi hai"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19987705 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)13:37:46")

yeah, that tile is danger all around"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19987723 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)13:39:35")

That's why I threw the red 5. 8 is still not a safe tile by any means, but I guess it made him think I tried incorporating it in my hand but I couldn't"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19987936 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)14:17:12")

Nice 2nd place steal."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19988054 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)14:41:10" && image=="1534189020805.jpg")

Sometimes 2 is all you need"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19988103 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)14:50:02" && image=="bloody petrel.jpg")

them iisous tho"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19988133 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)14:57:21")


This is a fairly typical experience. Most people just simply don't read the rules.

Other examples of this: I DM'd D&D games publically for 5+ years. Of the dozens and dozens of different people that would show up of varying levels of seriousness, maybe about 10% actually had a rulebook, and of that 10%, 10% of THOSE had actually read anything other than their own character creation rules. Essentially, as DM, I was the rulebook. Which should be fine, except nobody had any basis of their actions at all, meaning a lot of people became paralyzed when they didn't know what was available to them."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19988362 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)15:48:43")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19990885 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)00:31:50" && image=="1395681158580.png")

">tfw the guy who was offline from East 2 suddenly calls a tile in South 4";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19991123 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)01:56:09" && image=="dama sanshoku winfail.jpg")

">second place
>can't tsumo because 3rd and 4th are below 1000
What is this, Akagi, Ten? Those restrictions were bullshit but sort of fun.

Though looking at the wall, riichi and ippatsu tsumo could have put me in first."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19991168 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)02:06:55")

Nice game. It almost went your way, kamicha had two 6s."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19991177 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)02:10:43")

Drill hand value stuff and then reread the book, as the stuff it talks about relating to hand value (i.e. most of the things it talks about) are very important."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19991637 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)04:33:19")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19991769 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)05:15:04")

15 minutes until m league"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19991882 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)05:58:06")

okay I messed up the time, but now it's just 2 minutes"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19991904 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)06:11:22")

Video won't load"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19991921 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)06:19:49")

you need a japanese ip"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19991947 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)06:29:09")

"wow sos fast";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19992052 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)06:54:52")

">lone woman player is in last position
This isn't Saki I always know."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19992193 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)07:27:04" && image=="1486281326904.jpg")

"this is fun";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19992276 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)07:46:43")

"that gyakuten";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19992278 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)07:46:44")

"That damaten rekt, wew.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19992422 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)08:22:33")

okay I'll definitely do that. maybe I'll start playing on my phone again, scoring every hand in my head or something. I can't imagine any good ways to drill this besides memorizing the numbers and practicing. if you have any further recommendations, please tell me"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19992679 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)09:17:40")

Is it just tiny japanese folk or their tiles right now are bigger?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19993522 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)12:11:16" && image=="Kazoe-Yakuman.jpg")

"This was the best mahjong session I've played so far. I was behind all of the other players during the game, but then I managed to pull this off at the end.

How rare is this hand?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19993781 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)13:04:30")

Very fucking rare. Like one in a thousand or more.
Chinitsu are always high value hands but keeping it closed AND riiching/tsumoing is really hard. They usually score 8000 or 12 000 rather than 32 000.
Nice comeback."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19994176 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)14:26:23" && image=="chrome_2018-10-01_20-23-25.png")

"I want to be less bad!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19994317 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)14:57:15" && image=="chrome_2018-10-01_20-51-57.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19994472 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)15:22:08" && image=="Baiman.jpg")

Thanks! This game gets so much more fun once you start understanding yakus, and build your hand with that in mind, instead of just going riichi as soon as you reach tenpai."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19995177 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)17:23:53")

You had a few safe tiles to either bail out or delay. Try folding more.

Yeah, learning yaku is the real meat of the game. Sure, most of the hands go either pinfu+tanyao, honitsu+fanpai or toitoi/chitoitsu, but sometimes you can pull amazing shit with sanshoku or junchan.
And that's another nice hand you got there. Closed honitsu is already kinda rare but with 3 fanpai and a wait on honor tiles? That's pretty gold."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19997162 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)07:30:04")

"4chan is dead ?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19997164 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)07:37:32")

"jp is back! hope you all saw that almost-yakuman, very entertaining";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19997165 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)07:39:30")

"hope you all saw that almost-yakuman, very entertaining";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19997317 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)17:19:47")

"how do I compete with the joukyuu big boys who make 6k+ dama hands in less than six turns?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19997592 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)18:02:16")

>1100 points comeback

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19997665 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)18:11:23")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19997778 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)18:31:15" && image=="cute.jpg")

"this website is cute, how do I buy more characters, I fished around the shop and didnt see anything.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19998756 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)21:20:45")

It started up maybe a few months ago. They started with two characters. Kinda happy to see they added the third.

Anyone have any word on English release yet?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==19999684 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)23:54:12")

"How do I get a grorious nippon IP?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20000863 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)03:21:56")

They had a massive update and released 4 characters in one go along with a load of other unlockables. English release probably never but it's not difficult to navigate or anything."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20001207 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)06:00:42")

That tourney broadcast works with free browser vpns"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20006600 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)05:20:14")

"what does the "no multiplier" message mean on the flash game? no yaku?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20006666 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)05:52:44")

yes sir"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20006877 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)07:30:44")

You could just move to Japan. Then you could also play with old men in real life.
Like I did today. I didn't even do too horribly and came second with some luck here and there, yay."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20006909 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)07:41:42")

"Anyone live in the DC area? I was looking at the mahjong meatups there. Is it cancer?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20007448 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)10:24:47")

">roommate keeps bringing up his girlfriend and sleeping with her, while me and another male are in the room
>dream that I tell him that each time he does this another honba stick is added and he'll have to pay the price sooner or later"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20007738 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)11:41:28")

>English release probably never
>The developers have stated that they are in the process of making an English version, and while they make no promises, are hopeful for a fall 2018 release.
Directly from the damned pastebin in the OP."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20007741 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)11:42:37")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20007766 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)11:46:15")

Yeah, because they let foreigners register as free players at all the jansous."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20008297 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)14:22:36")

Well that's a pleasant surprise. And to be fair, that's a reasonably new addition to the pastebin; I doubt there are many people who make a habit of re-reading it regularly."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20008433 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)14:57:47")

What's that cheap Koromo knock off ?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20008438 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)14:59:26" && image=="sqmbhy.png")

How dare you. This is nothing like Koromo."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20008458 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)15:01:42")

I'm also spotting some Kuro knock off."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20008521 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)15:18:55" && image=="1.png")

I want to see this one's flipping table face."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20009317 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)18:17:43" && image=="1536098547731.png")

">get tenpai for chuuren poutou
>some faggot wins with a cheap ass hand

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20011881 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)04:34:36" && image=="781px-Spd_4.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20014434 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)15:04:00")

Skill level is pretty low. Decent size for a club. They don't really stick out too much. Probably worth trying out once and if you dislike it don't go back."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20014876 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)16:53:46")

yeah but it's that japanese thing that they do where they self police and keep it under control and it would be nonsensical to crack down on it. I meant full on post chris ferguson wsop madness."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20017157 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)03:36:24")

Just let him roleplay."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20017370 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)05:20:48")

"was trying to find the card game played in ep 8 of tetsuya and stumbled on these videos (on a forum for magicians, no less)
it's fucking bonkers to see this shit in action"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20017943 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)08:11:51")

Watch Janki. They did those shit every day and then some."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20018581 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)10:35:30")

The cards they are using are hanafuda cards. I don't know what game they're playing though."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20019076 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)12:19:48")

"What kind of sick human being would discard a red 5 to wait on 79 kanchan?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20019181 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)12:46:00")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20020678 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)18:07:19" && image=="[BULLYING INTENSIFIES].gif")

literally me
blocking people with yakuhai only hand makes me hard"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20022169 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)22:41:16")

"played a guy with 1201R today on tengokuhai. I was shocked that anyone could be this bad/unlucky

he got hit with an ippatsu Ron baiman in e1 immediately after his riichi, then, in spite of recovering somewhat with a haneman tsumo, he took my direct sanbaiman hit securing my 1st.

he actually managed 3rd due to the other faggot getting busted, but man, that R really tells you what to expect"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20024579 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)10:39:54" && image=="1515929900889.png")

"Did I fuck up this hand for not discarding hatsu? I felt really weird about the first 4m draw. I ended up getting ron'd for haneman, just kill me. ";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20024585 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)10:40:59")

Also, is it possible to download M-League games from Abema?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20024598 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)10:43:33")

I think you should have either discarded the 4m to wait for hatsu and go for honitsu itsu hatsu (mangan), or discarded the hatsu to be 1shanten from chinitsu with possibility of itsu (mangan-haneman). Throwing 9 and 7m was the mistake here imo"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20024633 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)10:49:20")

I had no idea, that 78889m felt really awkward if I had to keep them so I opted for trimming it down. If I got the hand from pairi right, I was still 1shanten even after I chose to discard all hatsu, right?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20024705 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)11:01:59")

I'd throw the hatsu unless the 1 man and 8 man are all discarded. Chinitsu with 3-6 wait is only 1 pon away.
My second choice would be throwing the 8 man, because 11, 45, HH 11, 88, HH

But I'm a joukyuu scrub."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20024730 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)11:04:54")

If you'd discarded 1m instead of 7m in the bottom pic, you'd have had a 6m kanchan tenpai instead of being only 1shanten. That still leaves the possibility of calling pon on the hatsu later to upgrade to a 356m wait by discarding 7m."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20024757 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)11:08:31")

Discarding 1 hatsu left you 1 shanten waiting for 1, 3, 6 and 8m"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20024800 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)11:16:14")

Fuck I missed that.
Man, I need to learn waits for one-suited hand. I know it's not that often, but when it does come it fucks my brain and my ass."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20024823 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)11:18:49")

Yeah it's pretty hard. You need those 15 secs to make that decision, but either way, chinitsu is more powerful than honitsu and pretty versatile so I'd have discarded hatsu because of that"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20024858 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)11:22:42")

you know what to do. Bambooshit flash game tiem"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20026873 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)17:54:53" && image=="1507664453756.jpg")

"He slipped up at the worst moment. Notice the kandora.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20027728 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)20:18:12")

>Those lost uradora
No kazoe yakuman"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20028878 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)00:17:23")

Well, he was going for the win only to draw a fatal tile"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20028908 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)00:24:15")

The others would have won first"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20030181 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)07:27:20")

"meccha sexy rinshan kaihou, shame I only saw the highlights";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20030918 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)10:54:40")

Jeesus christ"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20033398 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)19:34:01" && image=="Program fail.jpg")

"Someday, I will score tanyao kokushi. Yakuman!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20034114 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)21:41:18")

I think you mean chitoi tsuiisou? tanyao (all simples) is impossible to combine with kokushi (all 13 individual terminals and honors, plus one dupe)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20035937 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:22:18" && image=="thatsthejoke.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20037414 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)13:26:32")

"fuck this game, honestly";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20038927 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)19:08:20" && image=="flow.png")

"Watched recently Umehara Daigo talking about mahjong manga (notably Nekosogi Franken) and it was interesting when he pointed out that internet mahjong with statistics completely busted all the occult strategies and theories that even professional players were seriously using and teaching, which consequently made the majority of mahjong manga shift away from luck based stories and characters."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==20041096 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)06:49:24")

It's like poker or any luck-based game. The big data statistics will give information regarding best choice in set situation. That, however, won't save you from getting beaten by hell wait houtei, just like gutshot straight on river in poker."