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Previous >>38511455

LYING ABOUT MEDICAL HISTORY = GOOD
LYING ABOUT CRIMINAL HISTORY = BAD
LYING ON A POLYGRAPH = DEPENDS ON IF YOU'RE A GOOD LIAR

>Do your own research to start, then come here for clarification.
>No vague questions, like "What job is best?"
>Discord
>https://discordapp.com/invite/ZJPxxTj
>IRC Channel
>implying anyone uses IRC
#MEG on Freenode
If you're on mobile look up AndroIRC for the app. Any questions, ask in the thread to get you set up.

https://pastebin.com/0K6MFcUZ
Guides to prepare for high-speed shit. (SEAL, Ranger etc.)

Resources:
Armyranger.com
For Ranger info, obviously.

http://www.sealswcc.com/
SEAL/SWCC site with videos and fitness plans and a forum

Shadowspear.com
All around SOF website. Great info and run by former/active members of every SOF unit. Mentor program. Also has forums for international SOF.

Professionalsoldiers.com
For all Army SF info.

http://www.corpsman.com
For Navy Corpsman info.

http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/showthread.php?115180-MARSOC-Force-Recon
This is an all-inclusive thread for MARSOC/Force Recon stuff.

http://www.uscg.org
For Coast Guard info. Good site, lots of vets able to answer questions.

www.defencejobs.gov.au/
For info on the Australian Defense Force, and how you can shitpost on the world stage.

https://www.airwarriors.com/community/
>Naval Aviator forum with info on Navy OCS as well

http://www.usarec.army.mil/hq/warrant/prerequ/woft.shtml
US Army High school to Flight school

Before you ask a question, check the FAQ
>http://pastebin.com/Rx0nDuga

>Should I go Navy Enlisted Nuke?
No.
http://i.imgur.com/FZ0Q9q4.png
tl;dr: Long hard school, to do shitty work, and the job prospects are a lie.

CG info
https://www.gocoastguard.com/family-and-friends/the-helmsman/required-knowledge

ASVAB for Dummys
https://mega.nz/#!XuhSWQgb!ycwEyBz1J-DZx_GOsAxmSQCduAImNuzTRswqfRb-x-w

READ THIS BEFORE ASKING CLEARANCE QUESTIONS KTHX
https://www.opm.gov/forms/pdf_fill/SF86.pdf"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521567 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)18:56:37" && image=="L3LSAVGTKZAOVEQLHK3YIZRGDA.jpg")

">>38521554
wew"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521576 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)18:58:07")

">>38521567
Fake news. Just look at the source. If it was real it would be from the Department of Defense."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521582 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)18:58:23")

"1st for laughing at you boots police calling when you go in.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521594 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)18:59:25")

"If I sign up now I can probably make O3 by the age of 30. Will people make fun of me for being a geriatric captain?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521596 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)18:59:35")

"Thinking about Air National Guard or Reserves, but I'm having trouble seeing job openings. Should I just contact a recruiter instead?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521598 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)18:59:43")

">>38521567
that 3 mile run is killer, anyone can fake a 1.5 mile"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521603 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:00:19")

">>38521594
No, because O3 is usually the rank people get stuck at until retirement lmao."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521607 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:00:55")

">>38521594
no one cares about your age"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521612 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:01:21")

">>38521596
Yes, contact recruiter. But be prepared, shits gonna move fast once you contact them. So be pt ready and study for the asvab."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521622 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:02:30")

">>38521567
You know whats funny, even though i know the graph is fake, that 2011 drop is from the time period when they extended most of the branches age limits, I think armys was 42 for that year."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521652 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:05:27")

">>38521612
Heard that, thanks!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521701 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:09:39")

">>38521652
What job you looking at, and what state?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521712 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:10:51")

">>38521701
Anything Cyber or 3d related(Want to eventually do Cyber Security), in Ohio. Springfield base is only 20 minutes away, and Wright-Patt is 10."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521740 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:13:11")

">>38521712
You already got a civ job lined up? Because all the NG or reserves will get you is the education portion for your resume. Ill take a look to see if I can find anything at the usual places for your state."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521768 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:15:54")

">>38521740
I'm currently working part time while working on a degree. I was hoping that with one of those jobs, it would make it easier to go to a better, more related job. Thanks so much by the way."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521810 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:20:42")

"Can someone tell me if I should actually lie about med history? I had ankle surgery 10 years ago and the few vets I know have told me not to lie. But I trust /k/ more of course...";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521831 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:23:02")

">>38521554
What's it like being a veteran in college?

Should I just not tell anyone I was in the military?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521835 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:23:25")

">>38521768
All I can find are ANG jobs. I will say they do have a IT presence in your state, so I dont think it will be an issue getting an IT job through them. Didnt see anything for army, but you never know.

Im an army dude, so I would recommend 35T, 35Q, and 17C if you do end up talking to a recruiter. 35T actually lets you opt into a AA degree program with the local college near huachuca, so that you can get all the shit you need to finish up your bachelors."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521839 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:23:52")

">>38521810
Is there a scar? Is it going to affect your performance?
>>38521831
Dont broadcast it same as anything else. If someone asks tell the truth."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521848 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:24:28")

">>38521554
Jesus christ how low are pt standards"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521852 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:25:19")

">>38521831
Why wouldnt you tell people you were a veteran if they ask? Its a pain in the ass trying to explain what youve been doing in the 3-6 years since you graduated highschool. Plus there really isnt an anti vet presence, so theres no need to hide."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521853 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:25:19")

">>38521835
Thanks so much for the help brother, and I've been looking into those as well. REALLY appreciate it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521861 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:26:20")

">>38521853
No prob buddy, good luck."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521909 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:29:59")

">>38521831
wear stuff that proudly proclaims your vet status and share the experience of taking another man's life
whether you did or didn't doesn't matter, it's all about perception. Also go to all of the frat parties and be very competitive with your drinking, you're a hardened vet after all and can outdrink the boys there.
everytime you hold a conversation, say "well in the [insert branch here]" and how exclaim how hard you had it, but how it was worth it.
these are the keys to success not only in college, but in life."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521926 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:31:41")

">>38521848
that person is not passing pt, let along tape. you'll always see the same few pics of obese marines being passed around. they'll never reenlist and are likely getting separated, hence the overweightness.
plenty of marines are overweight, but if you can't make weight/tape you're not reenlisting so they don't last at least."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521932 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:32:09")

">>38521909
Classic navy vet

Everytime I went to some kind of party at my uni, it was always a navy dude wearing his ship hat."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521938 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:32:43" && image=="1517033611888.jpg")

">>38521926
alone*"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521965 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:36:18")

">>38521839
There is a surgery scar, but no it does not effect any performance"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521994 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:38:59")

"Anyone know of any gun friendly AC storage units around Fort Bragg?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38521996 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:39:22")

">>38521965
If the scar is visible theyre gonna see it. So if you have a great lie go for it but if you dont have one just tell the truth."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522000 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:39:39")

">>38521810
I wouldn't lie about surgical stuff, particularly when you have scars they can see to confirm you had it.
I joined the Marines after ankle surgery no prob. Got a waiver quite simply and hasn't been an issue since."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522006 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:40:20" && image=="M14 in its natural environment.jpg")

"So guys, just got called into my company by my 1SG, I walk in, he tears my specialist rank off, throws on SGT chevrons, and says,"you know youve been an E5 for 4 months now." Im like no 1sg, im an E4. He tells me, "well according to your ERB and the system, youre an E5, congratulations." I say, roger, and walk the fuck out of there.

>mfw I didnt even realize the significant pay bump
I just assumed my pay increased because it was my anniversary date. Guess theres no point in studying for a promotion board anymore lmao.

35M btw"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522022 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:41:22")

">>38521994
Nope, just spray your shit in EEZOX and pack it in foam."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522026 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:41:31")

">>38522006
check your fuckin LES at least once every other month dude. so you dont get scammed by the feds for someone else's fuckup and have to pay back a ton at once.

gz btw, from now on keep up with your own shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522040 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:42:41")

">>38522006
>>38522026
wtf? How does becoming an E-5 in the army work? isnt there supposed to be a board or something?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522055 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:44:15")

">>38521996
>>38522000

Appreciate it guys. I guess I’ll have to be honest."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522061 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:44:53")

">>38522026
I didnt bother checking because I was waiting on a promotion board and studying the past few months. I actually was signed up for one next month. I went over my LES, everything is tracking. I even went to S1 just to make sure everything was legit and I wasnt being trolled.

>>38522040
Its either board or they just push you in if you got the points. I didnt think I had enough points, but I might have miscounted. I assumed I needed a board since my peers who have the same TIS as me had to do one in order to promote."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522101 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:47:17")

">>38522040
eh, boards aren't technically mandatory.

ghost boarding is a thing if you're a known good."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522253 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:02:49")

">>38521594
Honestly no one cares about your age."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522465 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:25:19")

"I'm in the airforce and am taking leave for the first time. How can I find out how much I make per day in BAS and BAH since I'm not eating at the dfac or living in the dorms?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522491 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:27:22")

">>38522465
it's literally on your LES moron, down to the cent.

I thought AF was supposed to be competent with paperwork"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522555 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:31:53")

">>38522491
I don't have my LES yet. I was talking about now"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522573 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:33:37")

">>38522555
You clearly have a net connection, so open mypay and look at it larper."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522584 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:34:46")

">>38522555
It's all online, depending on your rank and location."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522667 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:40:48")

">>38522573
I get statements on the 15th and 30th, so I wouldn't have the future statement that includes the leave I am using, so I'd have to wait until the day comes until I can see it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522678 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:41:05")

">>38522465
>takes leave
>gets BAH
i dont think so pal. just assume you're not getting anything extra because it's negligible and you won't actually get anything until it's all processed iirc Don't even include it in your budgeting.
also jesus christ do you not have an nco show you this stuff? Someone should be showing you these things, like maybe the person you submitted your leave to?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522691 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:41:49")

"When are you supposed to get access to your .mil email? I’ve been in for over 6 months (training) and get asked weekly about it by others";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522714 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:44:19")

">>38522691
Active duty or guard/reserve?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522724 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:44:54")

">>38522691
You don't get one unless you need it, or maybe that's branch dependent.
I've never had one, I have a separate dod email due to my duty station and role. If you need one and are at your first duty station, ask around and see how things will work for your situation."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522767 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:48:52")

">>38521598
I know people give the marines a lot of shit, but they do an extremely good job at weeding out bad recruits... hell, the army in particular does a bad job. Berghdahl couldn't make it through CG boot camp."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522801 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:51:35")

">>38522767
Idk bout that buddy. Know plenty of shitty marines. You just hear more about army because there is a larger population pool to find fuck ups in compared to the usmc."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522804 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:51:50")

">>38522714
Active, going to first duty station soon"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522805 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:51:51")

"You fags are so spoiled. I'm joining the FF Legion, because America's primarily girl scout tier DoD does not any longer see a use for criminals. Before you take the high horse, I'm not a violent rapist like a lot of you become after enlisting into your culture of welfare and gibbs.

Thank you to grunts, and limited demographics within the SOF community. You guys kick ass and earn way less than you actually deserve.

As for the rest of you, you're an expensive meme."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522830 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:53:47")

">>38522805
>limited demographics within the SOF community
What does that mean? You mean everyone but SEALs?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522834 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:54:04")

">>38522804
You sure you dont have a mail.mil account? Have you tried logging in on ako or enterprise? FYI if either of those dont work, go to your O room sgt and tell them you dont have an email. FYI the email is only accesible with a cac reader, youre not gonna be able to log in with a password and such unless youre logging in for the first time and they provide you with a password.

tldr
Go to O room and tell the nco you dont got an email."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522840 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:54:36")

">>38522830

You get your good with your bad, right? That's true everywhere."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522847 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:55:05")

">>38522805
Have fun living with some of the smelliest races on the planet."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522892 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:58:54")

">>38522847
Dude, their attrition rates make the US military into a literal fucking good-boy nuggies-scout camp. They only take those with good hygene, physical and mental aptitude. Over 90% of the few people that show up to Aubagne end up ousted before earning the Kapi."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522906 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:59:56")

">>38522805
Spoilers: The FFL checks Interpol now."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522934 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:02:14")

">>38522892
Bro, indians and nigerians have a natural stench to them that no amount of deoderant and bathing can take away.

Furthermore, I would take quality of life over perceived prestige.

Anyways, good luck with your FFL goals, I really do hope you make it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522942 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:02:42")

">>38522906
Like my county bench warrant that doesn't even exist will show up on INTERPOL. You're lost, boy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522952 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:03:22")

">>38522906
Lol Interpol is not gonna have him in their database for a B n E or possessing a quarter pound of weed with intent to distribute."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522956 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:03:48")

">>38522934
Thank you man. I really do appreciate it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522968 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:05:02")

">>38522952
It was a no accident no fatality DUI two years ago. I'm sailing smooth on probation. For now..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522977 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:05:37")

">>38522892
>same level of training
>worse quality of life
>massively worse quality of equipment

In America, grunts get good quality boots for free, both summer and winter kinds. Remember I told you this."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38522978 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:05:45" && image=="64312066-EB16-4544-A6C7-7EB1724676F4.jpg")

">>38522892

This guy is right. They get about 12k applicants per year and only accept 1,100. I tried to join in 2016 with documented combat experience as a grunt in the USMC, serviceable knowledge of the french language, and in better physical shape than i ever was while i was in the Marines, and I was still not selected."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523005 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:07:59")

">>38522978
Shiggy, thanks for that grunt life my nigga. It's a little discouraging to hear that, though I'm hoping that my desperation and lack of any other options at the point of being there will serve me."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523011 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:08:11")

">>38522978
time to reenlist there devil
oorah semper fi"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523032 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:09:29" && image=="1526959191848.jpg")

">>38522805
>I'm not a violent rapist like a lot of you become after enlisting
>Thank you to grunts
who do you think is doing the raping and general high-tier shenanigans?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523033 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:09:30")

">>38522978
>marine
This is why they didnt select you. They know all to well how arrogant marines are."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523049 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:11:06")

">>38522906
FFL also turns away a LOT of people.
There are no end of skinny, perfect 20/20 guys from Eastern Europe who have already done time as a conscript.

I had a buddy who was a Marine and even got to go to Jump School. He didnt make promotion cut (not for lack of trying) and was not allowed to remain after ETS.

Well..

He tried to get PMC Jobs but the heyday was 2004ish. So no joy.
He tried LE work but didnt like it.
So he says he is going to France.
So off he goes thinking he is going to make it.

It should be noted that he had no legal problems, not divorced, no kids, and was still in oorah shape.
He got turned away his second day. They had, according to him, LINES of guys who looked lean and rangy.
He was told that his loyalty was in question because A: He was American and B: he had been used to good kit and amenities.

He was termed a "flight risk" because they just didnt see him going to Africa for 1600€ a month at age 24.
1600€ for an East Euro is a King's Ransom

tl;dr You ain't joining the FFL"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523057 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:11:36")

">>38522978
Did you make it to that tense ass point where you make a three sided square and see if they issue you a contract and orders?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523062 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:12:09")

">>38523011

If a major conflict kicks off soon I will. Otherwise, you couldn't pay me enough to tolerate peacetime grunt life.

>>38523033

yeah you're probably right. I did make it to the very last cut of the selection process though. oh well at least i can say I tried."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523082 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:14:15")

">>38523062
MARSOC MARSOC. Or go 18x bro."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523087 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:14:52")

">>38523062
Nothing hurts in trying. I was just saying thats why they cut you. Also >>38523049 makes a good point. They know americans are very patriotic, ESPECIALLY marines."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523116 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:17:58")

"is there any advantage to going NG over reserves?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523117 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:18:12")

">>38523049
I get that. I'm gruff, an Ironworker that has paid taxes and been entangled in our shit legal system from the get. I'm used to scraps, low pay and living in squalor. If I go there with nothing to lose, I think they'll recognize that. I'll be doing.more listening than talking anyways."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523161 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:22:28")

">>38523049
well i'll have you know, you fucking pussy, that i am a god damn killer. i will make it because i have what it takes, unlike you losers.
t. me the exception"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523169 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:23:45")

">>38523116
The national guard is much more combat arms oriented if that's what you're interested in.
Also, the guard receives state as well as federal funding, and that typically translates into more opportunities to be sent to training/schools.
Reserves are probably better if you want to do intel or something because there will be more promotion potential for those jobs than in the national guard."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523179 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:24:55")

">>38523116
Some jobs dont exist in certain states in either branches. Education benefits are slightly different, and jobs are slightly different. For example, intel guys in reserves will do more of there job than intel guy in guard. Also depends on if you care to participate in state emergencies or not. If the governer calls up the guard they gotta show up for shit. Reserves usually doesnt respond to civilian affairs."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523190 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:25:45")

">>38523169
Also, the national guard members can receive state funding for their civilian education. Most states (with the exception of I believe Texas) won't give special benefits to reserve members."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523204 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:27:10")

">>38523116
likely varies by state and what you wanna do. you can probably find your state benefits for service members on official state sites."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523288 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:36:21" && image=="Thinking_Face_Emoji.png")

"Commissioning question

I've researched Marine corps and what I see is: for a prospective officer, pick 5 MOS fields and they'll try to get you one of those 5. i.e. You'd pick 5801, 0301, 0801 etc but there's not even a guarantee that you'll get one of those 5. I'd like to do it but I've got a tech-heavy STEM degree and I don't want to get corralled into comms or whatever. I want to gun. Is there no way to guarantee it beforehand?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523312 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:39:20")

">>38523288
No guarantee unless you go reserves, and possibly marine option nrotc. Honestly I wouldnt worry about it unless youre going for straight combat or intel jobs, those are always heavy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523330 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:40:57")

">>38523169
i am interested in combat arms. my education didn't take me where i want to be, so i want to get a feel for the military by doing either NG or reserves and then if i like it switching to active duty.

>>38523179
>>38523190
i have a terminal graduate degree so educational benefits won't really help me unless i can use them at community colleges to take classes i might be interested in, like various trades courses or reupholstering.

also, i haven't been in a pool for over a decade and even back then i could barely swim. should i take some swimming lessons prior to trying to join? i'd most likely try to get into OCS."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523348 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:42:34")

">>38523330
>switching to active duty
It can be very difficult."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523368 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:44:26")

">>38523330
If you want combat, go NG SF. Or 11A or 19A if you dont think you can cut it for an 18X position. I recommend NG over reserves for combat positions. So the thing with NG they like to spend more money on their combat arms than any other field.

Switching to active duty is a bitch, so dont worry about it for the forseeable future."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523399 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:46:33" && image=="woolleymattis.jpg")

">>38523288
there's a marine captain(?) who occasionally does "marine question time" that would probably be of use to you.
Check in every now and then and ask him stuff, then check back in hours later to see if he replied maybe.
I'm enlisted but have asked my own officers about it, generally it just seems to be regarding slots open and where you stacked in the class...

However the Marine Corps is big on #diversity for its MOS's so it's not sequential down the list of top picks and top students.
Take a list of the slots open, then divide those slots into 3 separate lists and finally they try to accommodate the officers while also filling needs of the Marine Corps.
So hot jobs are generally taken primarily by top of the class and then a few other guys get lucky who were middle of the class (per se)
Repeat this convoluted process until all slots are filled.

The idea being that you don't want shit like supply officer to be stacked with retards and shitty leaders, so you force some solid candidates into that field as well.
Granted I'm enlisted and this is all secondhand, I've never done extensive research on it because fuck that. Take this post with a major grain of salt and ideally rely on commissioned Marine anon to give you a solid rundown and advice."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523457 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:52:09")

">>38523348
>>38523368
is it really that hard or is it a matter of putting in your time so NG feels you've paid your dues?

also, would i have a shot at 15A as someone going through OCS? getting to fly whirly birds would be great, but not essential by any means. and seriously about the swimming, should i prepare?"
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if(Bro203 && title=="" && postNumber==38523458 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:52:13")

">>38523399
You rang?

>>38523288
No way to get an MOS locked in unless it’s JAG or Pilot. You’d have to compete for it at TBS. that being said, if you are smart and can convince your Staff Platoon Commander to fight for you to get a specific MOS and you aren’t a turd burglar, then you have a decent chance."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523494 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:55:21" && image=="1508175621965.gif")

">>38522805
>I'm not a violent rapist like a lot of you become after enlisting
Yea since you're going FFL its probably before"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523534 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:59:14")

">>38523458
Do Marines give out Pilot slots easily?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523587 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:02:24")

"I saw recently that 30th AG is holding 11x's for a lot longer than expected due to an "influx of new recruits"

Does this mean I'm fucked when I go to MEPS next week to select my job? I want 11x, hopefully with op4 or op40."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523601 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:03:15")

">>38523457
I never had to swim in the Army.

>is it really that hard or is it a matter of putting in your time so NG feels you've paid your dues?
From what I understand it's a matter of luck, connections, and needs of the army. "Paying your dues" rarely gets you much in the Army.
>15A through OCS
It's possible in the guard, but I think states prefer to get their commissioned aviators through ROTC. Still try for it if that's what you want."
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if(Bro203 && title=="" && postNumber==38523613 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:04:04")

">>38523534
No, they are incredibly selective and the pipeline is the number one source of supply/admin officers for all the guys who drop out along the way."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523630 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:05:07" && image=="cat at bat.png")

">tell mom I want to fly helos
>reeeeeeeeee no you'll die
>okay
>sign intel
>tell mom I want to contract for a year or two after I get out
>reeeeeeeee no you'll die
I should really stop telling her things"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523638 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:05:53")

">>38523630
I fucking hope youre joking"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523644 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:06:30")

">>38523457
Wait, you want to fly?

Alright, we got a few options here, although they are all active, since I dont believe reserves or guard send newbies for flight school(but I could be wrong).

67J are the medevac chopper pilots
15A are the rest of them

Although, you will still have to branch choose, there is no pilot option through active army OCS. I do know for a fact that going WOFT is the best way to become a pilot. Alot of guys go woft, then switch to 15A when they can. Or they just stay warrants forever. Reason being, that once you hit O3 in 15A, they put you in a desk or leadership position. With warrant you fly forever. But if you do switch to reserves you can fly until O4, but thats it.

If you dont know how to swim, probably best to learn. Especially if you end up having to go to sere."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523670 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:07:47")

">>38523638
I'm not. Not finishing my WOFT packet was 50% her nagging, 50% not wanting to sign for ~8 years."
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if(Bro203 && title=="" && postNumber==38523773 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:16:02")

">>38523743
My friend did that. He killed himself due to the stress."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523786 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:16:51")

">>38523670
Thats one of the best jobs in the mil and you didnt do it cause of your stupid mother"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523802 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:18:48")

">>38523743
I met one dude at meps signing nuke. He was a balding happa manlet, and tried way to hard to fit in with all the kids fresh out of high school. Also wore boots and an assault pack.
>>38523786
I didn't do it because I'm scared of commitment, and also because of my mother."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523824 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:20:32")

"here's my thing with nuke... if you wanna work in a power plant or some shit then go for it... i guess? chances are you're still gonna need a degree though. if you're doing it for the bonus, then you're doing it for the wrong reason.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523826 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:20:45")

">>38523786
8 years is a pretty big commitment though.
I'd never do an 8 year legal obligation of service for any job unless it actually paid super well."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523844 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:22:20")

">>38523601
i've read that if you go to flight school after ROTC then the fed pays for it, but if you go to flight school after OCS then NG has to pay for it. i'll give it a shot but my hopes aren't high.

do you know by any chance if it's possible to keep applying to flight school after you're already in NG?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523855 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:23:31")

">>38523826
Its a warrant officer flying helos.
>>38523802
>I didn't do it because I'm scared of commitment, and also because of my mother.
But didnt you commit for 4 years anyway?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523866 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:24:42")

">>38523844
Are you set on commissioning? WOFT is a thing in the guard as well.
>>38523826"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523878 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:25:37")

">>38523644
flying whirly birds would be a neat skill, but i don't want it bad enough to justify the time commitment WOTF requires or the required jump directly into active duty. i'm absolutely set at starting in reserves or NG first."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523887 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:26:13")

">38523855
3 and a half but yeah."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523897 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:27:15")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523912 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:28:32")

">>38523866
should have refresh before i posted my reply, but the problem with WOFT for me is not that i wouldn't commission, but that i would have to go straight into active duty. i don't want to do that.

i just wasted years in college (undergrad + grad) and ended up in a job/career that i don't want to be in. i learned my lesson, and now i want to try things out before i commit. straight into active duty is an absolute no for me."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523913 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:28:32")

">>38523824
Yeah for people who do stuff purely to get a job on the outside that a degree can land you, I don't get why they don't just get the degree. There's a ton of programs to help you, the DoE probably even has scholarships for this sort of thing... it's totally do-able, no need to rely on the GI bill if you don't want to join.

Every org and agency under the govt has scholarships and some are them paying for your school while paying you to go and you have X years obligated to work for them afterwards. So a guaranteed job after getting paid to go to school with guaranteed internships? Pretty great deal if you're only considering enlisting into the mil for the 9/11 gibs"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523929 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:30:18")

">>38523855
>Its a warrant officer flying helos.
k? 8 years commitment from HS me is asking too much, I don't have any particular interest in flying helos and definitely don't want to do that professionally as a civ.
8 years now that I've done over 4? Hell no, I'll enjoy being able to pursue my interests as I see fit, even if it's as a warrant."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523934 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:30:44")

">>38523912
If your state has an aviation unit, they have WOFT. But I feel you, that was one of the routes I looked at and went against it for similar reasons."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523995 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:37:02" && image=="1430292013556.png")

">>38523929
>I don't have any particular interest in flying helos and definitely don't want to do that professionally as a civ.
So then why the fuck did you even bring it up or ever want to do it???"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38523996 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:37:04")

">>38523913
I guess experience somewhat kinda helps, i'm not well versed with nuke shit but i figure a reactor on a sub might be similar to a power plant... but ultimately you're right, by the time you spend 4 years enlisting then getting a degree, it makes more sense to get a scholarship instead of messing with the GI bill."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524102 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:49:07")

">>38523995
You're confusing me with the other guy.
I'm not >>38523670
Just wanted to point out that this holy grail of a program is not appealing to everyone, especially with nearly a decade of a commitment to something you're not sure you'll like. 8 years is a long time to be forced to do anything, even if you're a warrant officer flying helos.
When I say i've done 4, I mean i've done over 4 years active already and even 4 is filled with plenty of nonsense to rub plenty of folks the wrong way."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524131 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:51:55" && image=="1522364603309.png")

">>38523995
What service commitments have you done and would you recommend them?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524201 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:00:18")

">>38524102
>I mean i've done over 4 years active already and even 4 is filled with plenty of nonsense to rub plenty of folks the wrong way.
I 100% agree but literally everyone ive heard from says being an army helo warrant isnt anything like that.
>>38524131
Dude its your life. Choose a job you like. If you like Helos then it makes sense. If you dont then it doesnt."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524202 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:00:19")

"As someone who has been in for almost 14 years, my opinion on commitment times are kind of skewed. Its really easy to do the military forever, you just got to not be a lazy fuck who doesnt stay in shape, got to be someone whos mature enough to understand not every job(unit) has a great boss or team, and that military service is a job and that you need to treat it as one. There are too many guys who assume every unit is gonna be the perfect one and end up quitting after a year or so because they cant handle adversity. I have found that the only reason a unit is shitty is because you got shitty coworkers, its easier to fix your peers than it is to fix your leadership. Half the time stupid shit happened was because someone didnt know how to make an adult decision. Sometimes you just gotta sit down and hold the persons hand to make them understand how shit works. Youre gonna be dealing with those people for years, so you might as well set them straight at the get go. Next on the list is staying in shape. It is so easy to get complacent once you get into the groove of how things work. I really wish there was a mandatory one on one fitness instructor instead of the take turns bullshit we currently do. Hell, they should make a mandatory annual brief about nutrition and fitness. Lastly, realizing the military is a job and nothing more. If you can get into your head that working in the mil is almost exactly like working in civilian life, you can succeed. I notice this with a lot of newer guys, when they see a nco or officer they freeze up or spaz out because they are afraid of rank. Then you got newbie ncos and officers who seem to powertrip. If you can get it in your head that they are just people too, life will be a whole lot easier. Pro tip, learn to seperate work life from off time life, be a professional during business hours, and fuck off during off hours. It makes life a lot less stressful in the long run.

/blog"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524216 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:01:58")

">>38524102
I just want to aware you that every single person serves 8 years total. You got your active time of 3-6 years, and your reserve time which totals to 8 years. You may think IRR isnt a thing, but during wartime they pull your ass."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524231 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:02:52" && image=="1514354956793.jpg")

"Will plastic surgery disqualify me from being able to serve my country?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524242 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:04:18")

">>38524216
Yeah except no one has ever been punished for just not showing up. Literally ever."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524247 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:05:20")

">>38524201
What? I asked about your personal commitments to serve"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524270 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:06:45")

">>38524202
>As someone who has been in for almost 14 years

So you're a dipshit. Got it. The rest of your post is disregarded

Smart lads get out after their first term"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524276 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:07:22")

">>38524202
Let's be real here. You can be shit at your job and generally suck but as long as you're not completely broken and can pass PT tests they won't kick you out. Plenty of staff ncos are just collecting a paycheck"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524280 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:07:47")

">>38524242
Like I said, during war time, they pull your ass. So yes, you can get in trouble. Back in the 03-07 timeframe they were stop lossing and pulling motherfuckers like crazy. After afghanistan, people were like fuck iraq no point in going there, but military was like, nah come back, no one wants to sign up for the iraq war. Then 07-10 was the surge where they finally got enough funds to throw bonuses like crazy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524291 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:09:08")

">>38524280
Find me a single example of someone being legally punished for refusing reactivation under irr."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524319 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:11:03")

">>38524280
Also they have historically made exceptions for students and people in certain jobs or with families. You can fight it and speak your peace. 4 years active 4 years irr isn't really an 8 year lifetime commitment no matter how you try to paint it, especially if you use the gi bill as soon as you get out"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524330 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:11:52")

">>38524231
lmaooo unless you were like a burn victim i really dont want you in this mans army anyway fag"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524331 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:12:07")

">>38523117
If you're an iron worker and used to shit pay/living in squalor you're either a fucking awful ironworker or drinking way too much/snorting too much coke.

T. Electrician for Bechtel. Ironworkers make a killing if you aren't an idiot."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524333 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:12:17")

">>38524270
I got out after 9 years, been in reserves for a while now, work for army as my civ job. Pretty sure if I hadnt stayed past my first contract I wouldnt have done some of the most memorable things in my career.

>>38524276
Thats true, but mentally its gonna chip away at you over and over that youre dicking around. Once you hit senior ranks, everyone knows your a shit bag and purposely rotates you as fast as possible to not have to work with you. We did that once with an O3 everyone fucking hated. We pushed him through chaplains office, public relations, S1, S3, and finally put him in a leadership role where he failed miserably, then rotated him out to another unit. The thing is though, if youre a shitty person, youre not gonna be sent to schools, youre not gonna be sent to boards, etc."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524336 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:12:31" && image=="1528454282211.jpg")

">>38524247
My bad I misread, have a Taylor as a peace offering. I was an OS in the Navy which I greatly enjoyed. Stars aligned for me to have a great time though. Things have changed though when I was in OS was 4 years now its 5 so thats something to consider. But yes I still would say if you want to be on a ship being an OS is a great job. Top 5 for sure as far as ship going rates."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524346 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:13:27")

">>38524333
But you can collect a paycheck and retire. Which plenty of guys do."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524358 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:14:19")

">>38524202
Do you normally see that develop during basic, or is it just something most people have in them? I've never had any problem talking to famous/powerful people (Newsom is a slimy cunt irl, Gordon Ramsay is awesome) including the major/lt colonel and handful of captains I met at meps."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524368 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:15:21")

">>38523587
30th AG is literally hell. They are most likely being held because it's the summer and Benning fills in the summer with COD kiddies.

Shouldn't hurt your slot chances but if you wuick ship you might get stuck in hold. If you don't you might be waiting a while to ship."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524369 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:15:40")

">>38524291
The only punishment for going against a muster call if they can change your type of discharge from honorable to OTH or general. If you dont care to ever work in a government job, then it wont matter."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524400 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:19:20")

">>38524368
What makes it so bad? My contract say I ship on January 7th, and start basic on the 14th. Also how does uniform issue work? Will they be rushing us through, or actually give us time to get the size right."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524489 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:28:49")

">>38524346
You can, if you can handle everyone hating you and making your work environment a living hell. I was at one unit where we purposely gave our resident shitbag staff duty every friday.

>>38524358
Its random. Probably has to do with upbringing and what not. Like those who have never had a non parental authority figure, probably will treat higher ups as parental types that they have to prove themselves to. Or those people who go full robot mode during basic and become yes men. Stress affects people differently. When I signed up I was a quiet neet, and after basic I couldnt stop fucking talking. I didnt figure out the how to treat higher ups like normal people thing until a random NCO made me get up from my desk while I was working to speak to him at parade rest, and it just felt off to me. I became less accomidating and yes man after that moment. I found it easier to talk with people if you talked with them as if you were a friend, with a slight tone of professionalism. Nowadays though, especially after having been with group, im just friendly with everyone, and when it comes to mil dudes, I always throw in a sir or sarnt in the beginning of the convo, and then never mention it again. Rule of thumb is to always throw in the courtesy at least once."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524500 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:30:01")

">>38523587
Thats because of the pilot program, they are probably still organizing the number of people assigned to each unit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524516 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:32:16")

">>38524489
Shit like this is what is wrong with the military. NCOs are to buddy buddy with soldiers. Snap chatting and facebooking with them.

Boots are too fucking comfortable nowadays"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524534 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:34:01")

">>38524489
>staff duty every friday
jesus fuck did he piss in everyone's coffee?
>always throw it in once
Yeah learned that in college, some of my profs are cunts that needed their ego's stroked, so I'll just "mistakenly" call them Dr. whatever. Otherwise I just call them Professor. Straight up forgot a couple names halfway through the semester.
>group
What's your cmf/mos?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524544 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:35:00")

">>38524516
Hmmm i disagree, i think camraderie is important for any team to function, however seniority must be respected"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524547 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:35:36")

">>38524516
>nco's are too buddy-buddy with soldiers, they should be self important pricks
t. volodya muhammad chang lopez"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524594 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:40:36")

">>38524516
Ya, thats a fucking problem. What im talking about is more act friendlier, with professionalism, and respect the rank. Instead of full on in your face. Save that shit for corrective training, not middle of the workday in an orderly room when an NCO is trying to outprocess and that E3 is the one who is pulling shit for you to leave. Especially when that NCO is an E5 and the orderly room is in whisper distance of 4 E7s. One of those E7s popped their head out when they heard what was going on and told that E5 to come back tomorrow since he didnt have an appointment.

tldr
there is a time and place for everything

>>38524534
This dude just was always late to formations, always smelled, and decided to go the full loner path in a small ass unit(which is not a good idea).

350F, I was a 35F/N(technically) and E5-6 when I was assigned to group as support."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524615 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:43:02" && image=="tfw not operater yet.png")

">>38524594
How's N stuff in group? Any opportunities for high speed SOT-A stuff, or would I be more likely to get that in batt? Didn't go P because 6 year contract and DLI."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524784 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:01:13")

">>38524615
I did 35F stuff, I was just technically both, since I switched my secondary (F) to my primary (N). I was originally a 35N. Sorry to confuse you, its late and kinda tired.

How many years did you sign up for 35N? Also, cant believe they trolled you with the 6 year for 35P. So, hmm....im actually having a hard time thinking of a way to explain the differences....but essentially 35N in group are gonna be doing voice intercepts on the fly, sota guys are going to be doing intercepts for specific targets from already collected cache, and regiment guys do sort of like an overall type deal, its kind of like what normal 35N in normal units will do, but less bullshit sorting work, if that makes sense. So, to make it even simpler, 35N in group support, is not the same as 35N is sota. 35N in group is gonna be tagging along overseas going where group goes. Sota keeps you still while you support group from afar. Regiment uses 35N as office guys. I would say the highest speed you can go as a 35N is 160th IF you can get a slot, its mostly 35P that get in. Second fast pace is group support, then regiment, then sota. Reason sota is last is because I know for a fact you will not do shit until youre an E6, maybe E5. You will get stuck doing analyst shit, which honestly really turned me off from 35N in the first place. But thats just me. I preferred the paperwork life of 35F and being able to see all the intel come together. I hated sorting signals shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524858 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:08:53")

">>38524784
3 years 39 weeks.
>sot-a is bad until nco
Makes sense. Kinda surprised about regiment though, considering their mission creep over GWOT. Do you know anything about/have you had a chance to work with one of their operational sigint teams?
160th sounds cool too, would that be manning an intercept system/gun in one of their spoopy choppers?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524900 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:14:30" && image=="maxresdefault[1].jpg")

"how hard is it to get Misawa, northern japan looks /comfy/ as fuck";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524927 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:17:32")

">>38521554
Im probably going to enlist after i get my bachelors in a year and a half. Ill be nearing 27 when i enlist so which federal sectors should i look at for career qhen my contract ends. Im currently looking at civil servant jobs like law enforcement or
border protection or even firefighting

Basically what Veteran friendly sectors are there that pay decently after enlistment"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524947 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:19:57")

">>38524858
I might have played regiment down more than it is. Just think of it as normal 35N work minus most of the random bullshit.

3.5 years, not bad. You better grab airborne while you can, once you hit your first unit, it gets fucking hard. FYI for sota I dont even think there is a specific pipeline for it, you just randomly get assigned. But then again, im kinda meh about sota anyways. Whenever I did have to work with them it was always a hassle because they didnt like to do specifics, they liked to give a broad scope when sending us shit. I always felt bad for our 35N who I eventually made deal with them because no one respects 35F in the intel community lmao.

For 160th, I dont think you actually do that, I think its more you set it up the equipment and troubleshoot it. You definitely get more hands on with the voice intercepts and signals intel, since there are very few 35N in 160th.

IMO if you can cut it, get in on rasp if you can. Then when you hit E5-6 after your contract is up, youll be well rounded and know exactly what unit you want to go in. So FYI when its time to go to a different unit, you actually have some choice in the matter. You just need to call your job(branch) manager and ask him where the open slots are, and then go to your unit coordinator and tell them hey I want to go to so and so slot. Its that simple. No lie, 80% of army dudes dont do this because they dont know they can."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524949 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:20:02")

">>38524900
fugg nvm there are 20 army dudes there, I'd have to suck a general's dick and make a couple blood sacrifices for it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524951 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:20:12")

">>38524927
Could always go to OCS, worst case scenario you fail then enlist"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524968 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:22:12")

">>38524927
all of those jobs you can do with degree alone. If you want military service just to have it, go reserves or guard now, finish your degree, and apply for those jobs you want after youre done with degree.

For example, you can be a customs and border patrol officer by just having a degree, or 3 years of mcdonalds tier work experience. They are actually mass hiring right now, so chances are if you signed up today, you will have the job in 6 months."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38524976 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:23:07")

">>38524947
Yeah I was planning on dropping a rasp packet in AIT, unless I can somehow do that in basic. The one thing 160th has going for it is that I'd be a shoe in for woft. I've got time to decide either way, thanks dude."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525052 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:32:47")

">>38523630
I have the same problem. First time I talked to a recruiter my mom gave me a huge lecture on all that shit. Kept telling me I don't have the what it takes.
>>38524216
That doesn't sound too bad assuming you like what you do.
>>38523786
Really?
I want to go WOFT but I'm still looking at other branches to see if they have something similar.
I def want to fly helos as a civ partially because of the amazing pay.
I'm a freshman in college right now though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525055 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:32:53")

">>38524976
No you wont be able to apply for rasp in basic. FYI if you do rasp, youre gonna extend your contract to practically 5 years.

Shoe in for woft? Probably not lmao. I think the only benefit will be that you have access to flight warrants and officers to use for your letters of recommendation, but thats IF you actually get to interact with them. For the most part, intel stays in its own little corner. But if youre a social butterfly, you shouldnt have too much of an issue making new friends.

If you were looking to career, and you somehow made it through regiment, I personally would recommend going officer immediately after your first(extended) contract is over. That way you can lead a sigint team. Alternatively if you REALLY like your job, you can always stick it out for warrant officer. But you really gotta love your job."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525063 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:33:31")

">>38524900
combo of sucking dick and praying to the gods"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525085 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:36:26")

">>38525055
Yeah I'll see. I hate political bullshit and love hands on work, so I was thinking pretty seriously about going warrant. And the having access to 160th pilots for letters is what I meant. I talked to two guys at the recruiting office that said they tried, but they didn't have the scores and good enough letters."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525092 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:37:21")

">>38521554
Assuming I get into OCS would it be hard to become a career Colonel? I'm eyeing that pension."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525093 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:37:30")

">>38525052
No other branch has anything similar to the armys WOFT program. Hell its harder to get into WOFT as someone already in then it is to get in on it straight from the recruiters office.

Youre a freshman, why not do ROTC and see about getting in on a flight option with active, reserves or guard? ROTC scholarships pay for your school.

You can always just go WOFT in reserves or guard, come back, finish school, then switch to 15A or 67J officer."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525095 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:37:39")

">>38525055
Are you implying that getting into WOFT is highly selective?
I assumed I'd have a good chance of being selected Ifni got high asvab and sift scores."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525112 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:39:22")

">>38525063
>20 people
>only other installation in the area is shariki
>garrison of 2
why the FUCC is it so hard to live in comfy rural japan"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525113 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:39:22")

">>38524951
Current plan is to have my degree, enlist and complete OCS. Afterwards try to look
at the fed sector for work. I know ICE will always be hiring i just hope my few times
smoking weed in the past and torrenting wont
fuck up my career"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525129 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:41:06")

">>38524968
My degree is Natural Science so i dont know
how much it will help me but i at least want to enlist and have a chance to get
my student loans forgiven or mostly paid off"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525139 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:42:08")

"I'm 3 years into university and am dreading every minute of it. I've always wanted to travel, and crave to be a part of something larger than myself. Was considering joining the navy, and then returning to Uni afterwards but have been told I should just grind through college and join in as an officer. Can anyone give me a little guidance?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525142 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:42:16")

">>38525095
Im saying its harder to go woft when youre already in versus street to seat.

>>38525085
Why not just go WOFT from the start? Why take the 35N? Just want to test the waters first?

>>38525092
Yes, forced early retirement is a thing. Its also common for many officers to only ever make it to O3 or O4 before they are retired. Thats why alot of officers go combat from the start to grab as many leadership schools, training, and awards before branching to special operations or intelligence to round out their career. Also its advisable to do an academy tour to get even more shit on your record."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525146 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:43:13")

">>38525139
>uni
RN or USN? I fucking hate college too, but I've only got 1 year invested. I'd stick it out if I were you."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525147 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:43:14")

">>38525142
Oh so it's easier for civs to get in versus enlisted bros?
That seems kind of backwards, works for me"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525151 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:44:17")

">>38525139
>but have been told I should just grind through college and join in as an officer.
who told you these things?
Dude if youer going in debt as we speak leave and join. You could consider ARMY 88L/K thats the hot MOS atm."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525153 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:44:30")

">>38525142
I mentioned it upthread, I started the packet, told my parents, and my mom flipped her shit. 35N was the only other thing I was really interested in. That and 88k, but I wanted the clearance."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525162 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:45:18")

">>38525129
Ya bro, literally only need a bachelors degree, in anything to apply.

customs and border patrol officer
https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/502954600

customs and border patrol agent
https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/502957000"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525170 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:46:47")

">>38525153
Ahhh. ya, you gotta make your own decisions man. My mom was totally against me joining, now she brags like she signed the contract for me."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525180 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:48:23")

">>38525170
Eh, what's done is done. I couldn't really afford to piss her off too, since I potentially wasn't shipping for a year after I started the packet. That's a hell of a lot of nagging and crying."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525196 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:50:04")

">>38521554
>LYING ON A POLYGRAPH = DEPENDS ON IF YOU'RE A GOOD LIAR
It depends mostly on if you know that polygraphs do not work or not.
They are props used by either charlatans tricking people paying them, or by investigators that suspect you are lying and will use it to get you to admit you are lying by pointing to the machine's output and then claim they know you are lying.

Fun suggestion if you ever are asked to be hooked up a polygraph; Ask the questioner if they know they don't work, and if they are staff or just an outside contractor ripping people off."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525206 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:50:31")

">>38525139
Here are the travel jobs:

Army
88K/L Thats deckhand and boat engineer, you just travel the world fishing with bros
Airforce
1A2X1 Aircraft loadmaster, you just travel the world transporting shit.
Navy
Pretty much anything related to working on a boat
USMC
dont even

If you need a break from school, take a break."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525220 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:51:39")

">>38525180
lmao I didnt tell my mom I enlisted until 3 weeks before I shipped out.

But ya, no worries. Once your mom sees you graduate BCT she will change her tone."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525254 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:54:58" && image=="merchant342.jpg")

"Yall fools need to step ya game up";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525264 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:56:14" && image=="images.jpg")

">>38525146
USN, my bad. I didn't mean to sound like a brit.
>>38525151
I was told those things by people on other message boards mostly. Don't know anyone who would know for sure though. I do feel like I'm going in debt for nothing desu. Parents do nothing but pressure me to stick out college.
>>38525206
I feel like I'm too old to take a break from school... But I know that I'm probably being dramatic by feeling old at 22. I will check out those travel jobs, thank you."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525287 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:58:43")

">>38525206
Best navy jobs for traveling are usually QM (navigation specialist)
BM (not a bad job if you get into craft master or riverine)
OS (pretty much do a little bit of a lot of jobs, opens many doors)
CS (for the love of God please never be a cook)"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525322 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:02:19")

">>38525264
Bruh youre 22, I am 32 and just finished my degree. And only did so because my wife was nagging me. I have a long military career, and a good civilian career currently. Youre young as fuck, you can take a few years off, or hell even just go reserves or guard for a few months, then come right back home and finish your degree. You got plenty of time buddy. Shit, I was 16 when I started college, got burned out, and enlisted at 18. Did 9 years active and 4 years reserves, and still going."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525356 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:05:34")

"as someone who has a lengthy history with psychologists and a few misdiagnoses later to be "diagnosed" with Aspergers also a dropout but do have post secondary do i even stand a chance of getting into the military at 22 or am i fucked.
I'd be interested in slinging wrenches or some equally useless job."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525364 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:05:54")

">>38525254
>gets torpedoed
>gets forgotten
heh nothing personnel, shipmate"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525374 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:06:53")

">>38525364
I like money. I'll take my chances with Russians and pirates lol"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525376 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:07:08")

">>38525287
>>38525206
If it helps to narrow things down, what position should I aim for if I want to see as little combat as possible?
>>38525322
You're right. I shouldn't worry about finishing school at an older age. Are there any worthwhile benefits to joining the military after college compared to right now?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525396 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:08:13")

">>38525264
>I was told those things by people on other message boards
Reddit?
>Parents do nothing but pressure me to stick out college.
ofc theyre parents. Fuck em, join.
>I feel like I'm too old to take a break from school... But I know that I'm probably being dramatic by feeling old at 22
lmao wtf youre young as fuck. Enlist for 4-6. Go back at 27ish. Youll have an easier time and fuck girls like crazy.
>>38525287
good list
>>38525376
>If it helps to narrow things down, what position should I aim for if I want to see as little combat as possible?
I was an OS, I enjoyed it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525398 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:08:18" && image=="90ccf061925b0eeaee68a2fe0fc6bf09.jpg")

">had my trial for a charge today
>immediate supervisors have my back
>presiding officer has my back too, to the point that my supervisors couldn't testify and were placaded by him going "don't worry; i know you have his back; i do too"
>assisting officer has my back, of course, but to the point of wanting to argue more than me, even if only for fun
>everything goes vastly better than expected
>only kink is that the trial took until noon
>plan to spend the afternoon coordinating a lot of personal admin that has to be done asap

>can't because a po outside my chain of command comes in all "hey did you know you have an appointment at [other (support) base] in a half hour??"
>"No."

>figure it's maybe a doctor's appointment since I've mentioned sleeping poorly due to noise and bad bedding at home
>nah haha its a shrink and a shit one too
not only is it insulting to make that sort of appointment for a grown-ass man, but it fucked up a lot of personal admin I was planning to do or had actively scheduled for that afternoon
>go there with a racist polack, say nothing, come back, listen to a lot of complaints about the cf and how it's literally not enough like the french army, mostly agree

when i got back to my office, my boss basically said "that was odd. i had words with them. we got your back, this is more fucked than charges normally are"

it really is the tiny things that fuck your entire day up. there's a lot of camraderie, but only takes one or two high-ranking dipshits to make it all crash down around you, and to fuck your day up in ways that aren't even normal."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525403 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:09:35")

">>38525376
Navy. You wont see any combat. The pirates wont go anywhere close to a big grey boat. Even if it's an MSC ship.

It has much more lax standards as well. Only issue is some people cant mentally take being out to sea stuck on a boat. I've seen a few people snap. It's kinda funny honestly"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525418 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:11:34")

">>38525374
I'd have considered it if women were still banned. Bad luck on ships, and annoying cunts ashore. Remember how someone at King's Point kicked up a fuss because all the guys spend the last week before a cruise downloading a swapping porn?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525428 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:13:02" && image=="O Canada.png")

">>38525398
why haven't you been banned
>pic related
>every day until that of the rake"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525437 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:14:36")

">>38525376
All those jobs I listed have no chance of combat.

Benefits of joining after college is that you can go OCS and become an officer, giving you mostly leadership stuff on your resume and the pay is as good as most civ jobs.

But I recommend going reserves or national guard right now, so that you do training for a few months or so, then come back and finish your degree. For reserves and guard, you literally do the training, come home, and show up one weekend a month, and if you have to deploy(which you most likely wont within the first 2 years) your job cant fire you and your school cant give you negative marks for having to drop classes midway through. Pick a job that relates to your degree, or just do an interesting one because why the fuck not?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525443 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:15:13")

">>38525418
Its really easy to deal with um. Just be super professional with them and not give um attention. They'll stay outta your way. They crave drama and without it dont wanna be around you. Its awesome"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525447 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:15:39" && image=="Tired.png")

">>38525398

I will never not recommend the reserves just because it's a way to get a taste of military administration and lifestyle and even just having to answer the ol' "Who are you and what do you do?" with "I'm a number and get checques from the government", but it's all reg force people who will have your back. regardless of element and trade, it's the reg force and lifers who have your back. SHADs will throw you under the bus for literally no good reason other than to fluff up their own pers files.

I'm just venting here after a bad day, but fuck

>>38525287
>>38525206
>>38525139
the best navy jobs for travel are literally any combat trade, as in anything that even has a semblance of dealing with either weapons or toilets.
>I'm 3 years into university and am dreading every minute of it.
I assure you, it gets worse.
You're not going to be a capital 's' soldier. It's not the 80s. There are no heroes, not in the middle east, not in the ex-soviet satellites, and not at home. It's not a real job, the training is 20 years out of date for civilian jobs, you're not Big Boss.

Get a real job. It sounds like you'll be fine enough to get one.

>>38525418
Don't the yankees have wifi all over specifically to let people download porn and gamble online and vent all that darkness before hitting shore even just after day sails?

>>38525428
strongest nation on earth"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525469 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:18:17")

">>38525447
90% of people join the navy for non combat.
Most just want free travel and schooling.

If they're smart they'll get something with a high clearance and make good money on the outside"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525479 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:19:06" && image=="maxresdefault[1].jpg")

">>38525447
>Don't the yankees have wifi all over
>talking about the merchant marine
>merchant
>merchant
>(((merchant)))
jesus fuck you're as dumb as you are toxic"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525502 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:21:58")

">>38525447
Not too familiar with other countries it seems eh?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525515 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:23:04")

">>38525479
Merchant marine life is so drastic to one side or the other depending on company and platform you sail on."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525531 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:26:14")

"It's like, I have pale and broken wings, but that's fine; some airman somewhere panics and drowns as soon as the sun is blocked by water

>>38525469
Combat Div includes basically everyone who isn't bosn, some form of engineer (except for weng techs, comms techs, and ) and anyone in a purple trade. Most sea-going trades are "combat trades" here because when a weapon is fired from a ship, you're usually involved. it's not anywhere near the formal definition, but Combat Div includes communicators comm techs, sensor people of all sorts, a ton of officer trades, and probably stewards or some shit. It's basically just everyone who isn't bosn or engineers here.

>>38525479
this one time i'm a little too lit to find a ref rather than just hearsay, but i still challenge you to find something about emsec disallowing it or at the very least demonstrating that you're someone who's got the yankee equivalent of a cornflake yet instead of just being some shitposting dumbass who thinks some 5.11 pants make him a Le Soouljhah or whatever

>>38525502
I've met americans. they tend to be human refuse outside of the navy, and even then you have a lot of useless women whose whole job it is to clean one screen and fancy themselves an operator for it -- sorta what like I do with a lot less honesty about your uselessness"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525568 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:30:54")

">>38525531
Your navy is very different from the usn. That's cool though. We just have a different mindset I guess.

But the usn also has a ridiculous amount of people so its easier to split shit up.

And I strongly feel females were and still are a mistake to have on boats or military overall"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525570 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:31:01")

">>38525531
I'm not sure what an emsec is, but the fact of the matter is that shipping companies don't trade in comfort for their crews, and both parties understand and the compensation reflects this. As I understand satellite connections have gotten better, but they're still not commonplace at a high enough bandwith and download speed to allow for porn-browsing willy-nilly. Mostly email for official and unofficial business.
>I've met americans. they tend to be human refuse outside of the navy
nevermind you really are retarded"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525580 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:32:13" && image=="studying the car.jpg")

"i love that describing whatever's happened to me in my job in the armed forces of a nation is an immediate trigger to a threat about trying to join an armed force

>>38525568
we have women in our navy but theyre like 90% gay. I think that's why it mostly works out.

>>38525570
>I'm not sure what an emsec is

>mfw"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525590 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:33:29")

">>38525515
Merchant life seems pretty comfy regardless, but being that far away from medical care scares the shit out of. Read a thing buy an officer a while ago where a crewman had an embolism or something, and ran down the ship's supply of morphine days before he could be airlifted out."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525602 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:35:15")

">>38525580
Or did you mean emissions security? What the fuck does that have to do with a tanker crews downloading porn? It's not like somalis and malay are going to use satellite web uplinks to track their prey."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525604 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:35:40")

">>38525590
Again, that's subject to company and platform.
I do military contract shit so we can get all the medical we need.


But i'm the middle of the ocean shit can go wrong. That's part of being a sailor. Just gotta suck it the fuck up."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525634 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:38:43" && image=="d03fde1c30536d5d8589d64dcd6de483.jpg")

">>38525580
>>38525570
actually just kidding
>shipping companies don't trade in comfort for their crews,
absolutely incorrect, it's trivially cheap to install wireless routers and repeaters are even cheaper than routers. Satellite internet is expensive but bulk high-speed compression methods exist to alleviate the cost and when you're a state military, the cost of internet in the ocean is incidental compared to pay alone, let alone fuel and berthing, on top of weapons fired during exercises helicopters lost to the ocean in training incidents and entire tankers lost to rampant make-out sessions with destroyers and garbage like this

Anyway, the internet thing, here we call it a "Riverbed" that does all the compression because, surprise-surprise, our solution comes from a company and their original unit for doing high-speed compression was called a Riverbed. I think we still use a weird set-up with an Iridium phone for internet at sea, and even then, few people get access to a computer and it's for work only. But this is Canada, a 19th world country, you know.

Just kidding. I hear the queenston will have wifi all over and the dewolfs will be a trial for wifi indoors, and the major limiting factor is actually just standing emsec policy and not actual cost."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525639 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:39:12")

">>38525604
That's what I mean, when you're out at sea things can go wrong, and some things you can't just suck up.
Are you working maritime security? What's that like? Pay/benefits?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525660 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:42:19")

">>38525374
how the fuck do you even join the merchant marines?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525665 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:42:47")

">>38525639
You can be on land and still not get medical. That's just life in general. Can't go around being nervous about shit all the time man.

Pay is pretty subjective to job and position. I'm only making 2.3k ish a week.
My fucking captain makes 1100$ a day.
So it varies.
Our medical is pretty ok. I think my deductible is maybe 500$? I pay like 80$ a month for the top tier shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525674 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:43:38" && image=="bf7a42e881259b51386a8e78e58db1dd.jpg")

"But hey. Don't listen to me. Never listen to me. I'm only in a western armed force, and I've only been in for a little bit. It's certainly a mistake to assume I've ever touched any IT or IS, and it's an even bigger one to assume I've ever been on a ship. I've never done any training to go to sea, and I've never been involved in so much as a small boat exercise. I've never done a PR mission nor was I ever involved in flood relief, and I've definitely never, ever, not even once handled so much as a pipe clamp or fire hose or even a basic service rifle. I'm just a little broken bird with pale wings and torn feathers. I have never once, ever, done anything of use to any western force.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525679 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:44:49")

">>38525660
So many paths into it. You can either go to a maritime school or start out at the bottom and work your way up.
Also depends on your country. You should def Google it though.

I'm ex-navy and got into it after I got out. Used my clearance to snag a good contractor job"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525686 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:46:24")

">>38525674
Feel better now?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525694 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:46:55")

">>38525679
does already having a college degree help in any way?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525695 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:46:55")

">>38525674
why do you keep posting"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525707 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:48:50")

">>38525694
Nope. Only counts of you went to a maritime school. You need sea time to rank up here.
Unless you wanna go into the navy as an officer."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525719 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:50:42" && image=="1451023762733.png")

">it's whiny furry leaf hours again
Why is this allowed?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525720 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:50:50")

">>38525674
why are you looking for sympathy when literally, not figuratively, everyone would prefer you stop posting, or at the very least reply exclusively to other leafs. We'd tell someone from the RN or RAN to fuck off if they were as obnoxious."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525722 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:51:35")

">>38525707
would going into the navy reserves count too or would i need to go active?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525753 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:57:28")

">>38525722
Pretty sure you can get a merchant rating if you're in the strategic sealift command. Or maybe you need the rating to join. Can't remember."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525765 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:59:48")

">>38525722
Depends on where you're stationed and what job you're doing. But you won't get full sea time.
Even if you go navy a full four years you only get maybe 2/3 sea time counted.
Navy sailors are not as good at being mariners.
I know a guy who's a retired master chief and is now a deckhand. He was great in the navy but cant into officer in merchant marine life.
He was a BM and only ever knew navy sailing. Drastically different and hard to break bad habits after so long"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525767 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:00:07" && image=="00840723c0f22235b17794a169b73de5.jpg")

">>38525686
>Feel better now?
Absolutely not.

For a very long time I've tried to be helpful, and I feel I've gone unappreciated. My immediate supervisor seems to appreciate me, and some people from the infantry seem to see my worth. But that's it. Even in the office --MY-- office, visitors say "Is Master Seaman so-and-so here?" as if it's some big thing that'll need to be pushed up to NavRes or something that needs to go to PCC or NRCC right this second, but no. It's always garbage like a password reset or changing the language on their workstation.

Even here, I can say "Yeah, at basic you don't talk back, but it's a grand game of learning ranks and seeing what you can get away with" and it's met with garbage from people whose papers aren't even through yet but they think they're not allowed to wear socks with boots. Others say shit like "oh yeah you'll never get internet ever again!" when even in Canada, a particularly stringent nation, has wifi in barracks and is considering having wifi on new classes of ship and just the nature of the protocol means you can get it with line-of-sight.

I don't feel better, I'm never going to feel better, I love my work, but no one else will, being happy in life is more complicated than simply destroying enemies

>>38525720
I have time in, and experiences other than polishing rocks at basic. It's more than a lot of shitheads here can say."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525773 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:01:17")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525781 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:02:14" && image=="silent hill fans be like.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525783 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:02:21")

">>38525753
MSC is not the navy though.

Also, what is a merchant rating?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525801 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:06:34")

">>38525767
>tldr"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525820 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:10:44" && image=="engulfed in flames and so on.jpg")

">>38525801
I don't feel better. I've never felt better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKYivs6ZLZk"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525860 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:18:10")

">>38525820
Then stop posting the same emo BS here every other day. Go to /r9k/ or something."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525866 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:18:45")

">>38525860
It's part of her LARP"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525871 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:20:10" && image=="00136328.0002.gif")

">>38525860
No.
File a charge about it, you fuck. You idiots seem to have all the answers; it shouldn't be hard."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525889 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:21:14")

">Get told I have a formal board tomorrow for an award
>Other applicants have week heads up
>I have 22 hours
>CoC doesn't expect me to win, just needs warm bodies so board doesn't get cancelled
>Going to look like a jackass

fuck"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525906 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:23:54")

">>38525889
Have you considered going pub crawling?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525917 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:25:21")

">>38525437
I'm interested in the reserves after reading your reply. If I did that while in school, and then decide to join the navy after college then will the government at least help me pay of my tuition? What's the difference between the reserves and the national guard?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525924 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:26:10")

">>38525917
>pay of
how the fuck did you get accepted to a college or university in the first place"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525933 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:27:19")

">>38525924
Its a typo you shithead take your ass back to red dit
>>38525917
Dude go active. Its the real experience. Youll regret it if you dont."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525954 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:29:22")

">>38525933
phoneposters need to be gassed and bombed"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525959 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:30:05")

">>38525954
Who is phone posting? Of is a word you idiot he simply didnt hit f again"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38525969 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:31:21")

">>38525959
>he simply didnt hit f again
A mistake that would never be made with a conventional keyboard."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38526005 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:36:24")

">>38525933
>You'll regret it if you don't.
Well shit, now I'm getting sort of mixed answers. My gut does say to just drop everything and join now but I'm afraid that's not the most rational choice to make right now.
>>38525954
>OFF
there, happy?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38526026 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:40:02")

">>38526005
>My gut does say to just drop everything
Do it, go with the gut or you will regret not doing it.
> but I'm afraid that's not the most rational choice to make right now
Why? Youre young and got nothing going for you no offense. Join, do your 4, save money, get out and finish your degree and maybe a masters all for free with Gi Bill."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38526034 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:42:16")

"Lying about drug use that I've never been criminally prosecuted for and have since quit = ?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38526041 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:44:16")

">>38526026
I’m strongly considering it. Would it be worth meeting with a recruiter to go over specifics of each potential position I’d be going for? I’m just afraid that they’re going to market something to me that’s unrealistic but I don’t where to go to find viable opinions on these different branches other than (maybe) here."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38526076 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:51:34")

">>38526041
>Would it be worth meeting with a recruiter to go over specifics of each potential position I’d be going for?
Horrible idea. You need to go in already knowing what you want.
And dude great ideas have already been suggested. What more do you want to know? Just hang out and lurk in this thread for like a week. GO back and read the old threads. Youll learn a lot."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38526117 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:58:16")

">>38526076
I’ll do that, thank you. You’ve been a huge help."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38526291 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)03:35:01")

">>38522978
i have a friend that got in recently."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38526784 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)06:17:03")

">>38526034
if there is no paperwork then it never happened"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38526857 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)06:45:03")

">>38525398
Well local Canadian sailor, good that some stuff is going right for you. Military is always rife with small things to ruin your day don't sweat the small stuff.
:)"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38527180 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)08:31:41")

">>38525162
What should i do about my previous drug history. Should i just deny all drug use? I only smoked weed a couple times"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38527202 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)08:37:15")

">>38525917
Hey, guy you were talking with last night.

Go reserves or guard. Difference between the two are only army and airforce are guard and they are state led, so slightly better funding, and if there is a state emergency you get called up to help out. Reserves you can be army, navy, af, cg, usmc. Schedules are the same for both, benefits are similar, differences are just in the jobs. Both have opportunities to deploy.

If you joined right now, then came back after a few months of training, you just resume school, while doing your 1 weekend a month obligation. The student loan repayment thing is kinda random, so dont bank on getting it. What I recommend, is join navy reserves as enlisted while youre in school, then when you finish school, go active navy officer, this way you get paid about 3-4k a month after tax, and you can pay your loan off in a reasonable timeframe, while having free housing and such to not worry about. I will add, that you MIGHT find a reserve or guard officer position where they do pay like 10k off your loan, or it has a cash bonus of 5-30k depending on the job and you can just use that money to pay the loan."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38527208 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)08:38:17")

">>38527180
If you were never caught, then you never did drugs."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38527250 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)08:48:04" && image=="1530513200337.jpg")

">>38524400
It's the worst parts of basic training without even pt to help put you to sleep at night.
Clothing issue, equipment issue, and medical took a whopping 18 hours after I stepped off the bus at 9 pm on a monday.
I literally spent every day for the next week standing on a concrete pad under an awning. Just standing there waiting to march to the next meal or the bay (sleeping quarters). The only break in the monotony were the cleaning details, typically before breakfast chow.
My time at the 30th ag felt longer than the entirety of my osut."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38527305 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:02:56")

">>38527208
What if you were like a HEAVY smoker? Like, all friends are stoners, all my jobs are gonna report I was likely to be a stoner, my dad is a stoner. I'm talking almost 10 years of solid marijuana experience, but no charges and no 'public' exposure."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38527332 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:08:50")

">>38527305
Is this for the border patrol jobs? Deny all shit, and make sure to be clean when you do the drug test lmao. How the process goes, is you apply, you get contacted within a week to schedule multiple choice math and english exam, then a week after you take that you schedule medical, then a week after that you fill out the background investigation forms, then a week after that you schedule fitness exam(literally 10 push ups, 20 sit ups, and up and down steps for 5 minutes), then a week later you schedule the interview(they just ask if you were ever a terrorist etc), then once your background and medical get finalized by them, you schedule your polygraph, and a 2 weeks later you get a call telling you what areas are needed for you to work in and the bonuses and such, and you choose."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38527361 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:16:22")

">>38527332
cont
Forgot to mention, in the background packet, it asks for references, PLEASE put down good references who wont rat you out. Coach them into saying good shit if you have to. All they will do is call, they wont visit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38527437 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:31:21")

"20 minute mile and a half last week
13:30 minute mile and a half this week

yeet"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38527448 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:34:17")

">>38527437
Nice, what did you do, just started stretching lmao?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38527499 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:42:42")

">>38527448
jogged/walked the circuit every day, took a rest day yesterday then went full tits today on it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38527501 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:43:07")

">>38527437
Good shit"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38527522 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:48:27")

">>38527499
Good job anon. If you want to try something a little different to increase endurance, jog as slow as you possibly can, like almost as if you are running in place, but taking half foot distance steps.

Also, when running or jogging long distances, when you start to feel like youre dying, slow down to a snails pace until you recover then keep going.

Really helps with stamina and endurance."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38527621 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:07:55")

">>38521554
Is going to a cool enlisted job like 35L worth the pay cut over going to OCS?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38527648 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:12:47")

"Should I marry my best friend when I join the military? It'd be a gay marriage, we're both straight, but we already having a history of living together of over 8 years.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38527675 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:16:59")

">>38527648
Only if you're in the Navy"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38527756 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:32:06")

">>38527621
If youre looking for specific job exp yes. If you go officer you are signing up to do leadership first, and job second. Shit in most cases you dont even touch your job until after doing leadership roles for a couple of years.

I will also add, there are no officer special agents for CI or CID, their commanders are usually warrant officers."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528038 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:18:43")

"Hey guys, going to ask a question that I asked about 2 weeks ago again. So I have been trying to get to MEPS for close to 5 months now, on the day of my ASVAB (qualified for every job with my scores) I was told that my MEPS appointment was cancelled due to me having a 6 year old concussion and it has been 4 months of getting the CMO additional BS paperwork and such since.

It eventually became so annoying that my life was almost on hold, that a month ago I decided to go rock climbing with my friends...ended up hurting my ankle. I think I fractured it because I heard a pop/crack when it happened. I didn't go to the doctor cause I never lost the ability to walk on it, only had pain and I didn't want to have more shit blocking my MEPS appointment. So now its been a month or so after and I can almost do everything but run for extended periods of time on it. Should I tell my recruiter at this point and let him know I am going to go get it looked at? Should I get it looked at and not tell my recruiter? Should I just try to go to MEPS, see if I pass with it and then say I hurt it while in DEP?

Sorry for the long post, will appreciate any advice."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528112 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:31:03" && image=="1529133550731.gif")

">be inna navy
>walking outside
>PO is walking towards me
>stops while staring at me
>"excuse me"
>realize she's an O6
>mfw"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528141 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:34:59")

">>38528038
Go to the doctor and get it looked at. I hope youve been smart enough to wear a brace. Depending on what the doctor says, dont say shit to the recruiter."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528148 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:36:01")

">>38528112
Nigga, dont they got gold name tapes?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528183 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:41:27")

"Looking at the WOFT, requirements, am I able to apply when I'm enlisted or only when I get out and before?

Also is there anyone here who has experience with WOFT? I didn't do too well in High School but I have the GT score, not sure when I would take the SIFT test.

Also apart from WOFT is there any other programs to get into aviation? I don't mind being enlisted first since that's my plan but I'd really like to get into a field where I can advance in aviation."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528218 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:45:57")

">>38527180
dont lie because theyll call your references and if they say "yeah we smoked him out once or twice" it looks worse that you lied than that you smoked weed one time when you were in high school last year"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528227 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:47:07")

">>38528183
If you want to do woft,do it before you enlist. Its ridiculously difficult to getwoft once youre in, it would be easier to go15Aor 67J as an officer.

Scroll up, or through the last threadi posted this one reddit link that was extremely detailed of the process.

You take the sift once you tell the recruiter you want woft.

My recommendation is dont enlist, and go straight woft."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528285 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:56:26" && image=="1525031292091.jpg")

">tfw leaving Ft Jackson on Friday";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528302 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:58:34")

">>38528285
Have fun marching past the water park when you go to church on sundays for free cookies and less cleaning duties."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528346 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:04:05")

">>38528227
Yeah that's way too competitive, my ASVAB score was like 20 below what those guys were getting and I did not do well in High School. Guess intel it is"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528360 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:06:41")

">>38528346
?
What you mean?

Well if your set on enlisting, why not go 15T? Gets u a TS clearance, and you can get instant hired after for 70k minimum for aerospace, plus opportunities for 160th."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528389 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:10:33")

">>38528302
I think he's on family day."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528472 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:22:41")

"Is it easy to get a full time job on an AF base if you join the reserves or air national guard instead of going active? I don't have a degree.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528515 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:28:20")

">>38528472
It is, if there are any jobs lol. What state you in, ill check."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528550 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:33:33")

">>38528360
Well how competitive is WOFT? The reddit post said you'll meet references who will write some letters for you and I know a Navy Chief who will write me up a letter.

My ASVAB score is a 70, that can be attributed to not studying for math, or any of it actually, but my recruiter said he either wants me to retake it instead of requesting my score for our paperwork. The guys in WOFT were all in the 90's

>My ASVAB score was 99, with a 142 GT. The average for street-to-seat guys that I know is in the mid-90s, with a GT of around 130. The other line scores do not matter for selection into WOFT.

I fucked up on the mechanical section, I have a 95 for mechanical maintenance and pretty sure the only mechanical job I can do is combat engineer.

For aviation I was thinking more along the lines of 15Q since I have the ST score for it and have a clear voice.

Also 160th? Is that just pilots and mechanics? Sounds cool"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528565 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:35:58")

">>38528515
Ohio, I'm 10 minutes away from Wright-Patt and 20 away from Springfield ANG base."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528734 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:59:16")

">>38528565
Oh ya, i looked it up for you last night lmao. Only full time jobs open were E4 and above for reservists and guard. But im sure there are jobs on any of the bases, just gotta wait till they pop up.fyi takes 3 months to a year to get a call back unfortunately."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528760 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:03:16")

">>38528550
Its competitive, but also take into consideration,barely anyone goes through with it since the process takes a minute, are intimmidated by having to compete,or just cantmake scores, or are afraid of the service commitment.

Just go for it buddy, if you really want to fly. Dont be like some of these anons who are like nah id rather serve 4 years first then forego pilot after that because now youve been in 4 years and dont want to serve the full contractfor pilot. Just do it from the get go, and if you somehow get tired of flying, get your degree and switch to officer."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528774 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:04:18")

">>38528760
Cont
15Q, why? You can do that as a civ pretty easily."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528781 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:04:57")

">>38528734
Shit, was hoping you were a different person, haha. Hoping to see other opportunities. I'm really having trouble deciding on going for ANG/reserves, but the job I want in active is apparently in demand.

Thanks for the help, again."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528827 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:10:08")

">>38528781
Just go on usajobs and look up what jobs in your area. You said no degree, so youre gonna sort it by paygrade scale GS5 and below.

Honestly, youre just gonna have to eventually call recruiters to find shit out. Just be steadfast with your job choices."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528831 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:10:22")

">>38528734
>>38528781
To add to this, I've heard that ANG/reserves can help you find a full time job. Is that true? I think on another one of these threads they said they were all BS jobs, like part time or warehouse spots or whatever."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528874 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:15:01")

">>38528831
Yes and no, it honestly depends on the job. Like,there are positions for your exact job,but they are rare, but there are always position for admin HR work or security guardstuff open to all."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528902 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:18:06")

">>38528874
Would just getting your foot in the door help you to find a better position that's related?
Let's say I'm in my unit in Ohio, get a government job, then find an opening for a full time base job AND a reserve unit near by with an opening. Would it difficult to switch to that unit and move?
Shit, asking that makes me think it isn't."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528936 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:22:12")

">>38528902
It totally is. Its actually easier to get a job lat transferring than to come in with vet preference. When i first got out, i picked up the first job i could get which was HR at library of congress, then after probation period was over, i lat transfered to DIA,and then after i decided i hated the office there i switched back to army. My civ job is across from my reserve office lol."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38528987 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:29:18")

">>38527361
What about the polygraph. Like drugs come up and my signs go up and they grill me about it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38529037 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:38:03")

">>38528987
Dont worry about it, polygraphs are just their trip you up. Gets the weakpeople to admit to shit. Just say no to drugs and stand by your answer."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38529050 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:39:24")

"How does one get selected/join the Army of Northern Virginia?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38529066 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:41:23")

">>38529050
Virginia defense force, if youre a resident youre already a part of it according to our states constitution."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38529075 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:43:02")

">>38524330
I mean, its all body shit like brachioplasty and abdominoplasty, because I weighed like 300 pounds when i was 12 and then i lost all the weight, but my upper arms and gut ended up looking like a scrotum and i was tired of that shit.

So, can I still enlist?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38529159 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:54:54")

">>38522805
Guaranteed deserter or volunteer for civil."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38529196 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:59:53")

">>38529037
Alright. I should be fine. Never been arrested. Been able to buy firearms no problem since ive always passed NCIS checks

Problem is my brother hates ICE and the military so i hope he doesnt fuck me"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38529206 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:01:32")

">>38529075
Nothing pops up in google,so make sure you have all the paperworkready and bring it to the recruiters all at once.dont bring it in piece by piece it delays the process."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38529214 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:02:26")

">>38527522
This is retarded
>>38528112
you should've known"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38529236 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:06:23")

">>38528218
This PD's don't care about if you smoked weed a few times in HS or your freshman year of college. Just don't have smoked in like the last 3 years
>>38527361
You can coach your references but they might ask them for additional references to make sure you aren't a shit bag or coaching them

TL;dr be honest unless you smoked weed up until you graduated Undergrad."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38529269 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:12:20")

">>38529236
Your second response doesnt apply to that anon, he was asking about DHS customs leo job. So he should definitely lie."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38529539 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:48:45")

"How does one decide between 0311 and Ranger school";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38529554 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:49:50")

">>38529539
This question doesnt even make sense"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38529567 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:51:15")

">>38529539
flip a coin desu"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38529614 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:55:56")

"Last year I applied for Marine Officer Candidate School and the recruiter literally just stopped replying to me. I suspect it MAY be because I have sinusoidal arrhythmia, but I am unsure, and the guy never even got back to me. Well I’ve bulked up since then and have run myself through a half dozen running shoes and have recently been considering Ranger School, instead. My concern is: IF the reason I was ignored was in fact because of my heart, will the army know? Can I just not tell them? The “condition” from what I understand is completely normal and has 0 effect on anything. Am I concerned about nothing? Did my recruitment officer just lose my email address? Or was I ignored because I was 6’1” and 160lbs and could hardly run when we started communicating?

Sorry for all the questions"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38529673 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:01:47")

">>38528148
>>38529214
That's true. I should have known. I'm a little retarded though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38529699 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:03:48")

">>38529614
>considering Ranger School, instead
What does this even mean?
You can't get a contract anywhere to go to ranger school on initial entry. You can get a RASP slot through an army option 40 contract but that isn't the same."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38529713 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:05:34")

">>38525437
How long is national guard training?
I have a 4-year degree (double major) and am getting tired of working in industry. I'd rather have an excuse to play with guns all day and have a less-demanding "regular job" in addition to being a Guardsman.
Unfortunately, I'm a fat fuck, though I've been hitting the gym for a year and will keep at it. Also, i'm a 30 year old boomer.
Am i fucked unless we hit WW3 and I get drafted?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38529737 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:08:31")

"Can’t we invade somewhere fun for once";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38529853 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:23:53")

">>38529737
You know the answer to that question."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38529934 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:36:21")

">>38529713
Same as anything in the army. It's the exact same training"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530005 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:43:40")

">>38529713
we have the same bct and ait. Length depends on the mos."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530027 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:45:39" && image=="1522751784775.jpg")

"Fuck me, I wasn't nervous at all for bootcamp until right this moment. I guess I didn't really realise the magnitude of what was happening until literally hours before shipping out.
Wish me luck, bros."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530036 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:46:38")

">>38530027
branch and job will determine if i wish you luck"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530040 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:46:58")

">>38527621
Depends what you want. This pay cut will potentially be a cut for your career relative to commissioning and building a professional network. Civilian officer equivalents typically make more than the folks they manage too"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530050 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:48:07")

">>38530027
This is normal. Have fun"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530054 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:48:23")

">>38530036
Navy, AT/AE"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530083 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:51:25")

">>38530054
Oh youre that asian jew? Good luck."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530092 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:52:37")

">>38530083
Physically Asian, jewish in spirit"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530105 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:54:11")

">>38530092
>Physically Asian
what flavor?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530122 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:56:16" && image=="waxed dog meat.jpg")

">>38530105
This kind"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530148 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:59:24")

">>38530122
Ching chong my friend. When I was in the navy we went to hong kong and it was a good time."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530177 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:02:12")

">Dad was a Navy EOD diver that fucking taught dolphins to sniff bombs
>Brother-in-law enlisted and is now an E5 that sits at a desk doing payroll shit all day
Best strategies for ensuring you do something interesting when you get in and don't sit at a desk hating your life all day? Are officers more likely to have better jobs? Is most of the Navy like this, and would another branch be a better idea? I'm graduating this spring and was originally gonna go get a doctorate but don't know if I can handle sitting on my ass doing nothing for another six years. I can handle hard training and discipline, and would prefer it over apathy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530227 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:06:43")

">>38530177
if you don't want a desk job, do combat arms.
the standard /meg/ recommendation for a good combat job is army 11x option 40, a pipeline that takes you through infantry OSUT to airborne school to ranger assessment and selection, with the end goal of ending up in the 75th ranger regiment, a direct action SOF unit that specializes in elite light infantry. it's not recommended to join any branch as regular infantry these days since there's no war going on, so only special snowflakes get action.
if that doesn't sound interesting to you, research army special forces (18x), army or navy EOD, combat engineers, air force PJs or CCTs, or navy SEALs."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530297 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:13:55")

">>38530227
Thank you anon. I mentioned some of this to the brother-in-law and he suggested being a Navy nuke because my undergrad is in physics, and I've heard that's an awful route. He also didn't really understand why being a nuke tech doesn't actually have anything to do with what I learned or what I want to do.
Airborne and possible ranger school would be interesting, but how competitive is getting into the 75th? What do you do?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530310 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:15:42")

">>38530297
To clarify, that was a "What route did you go" not a "Tell me what Rangers do""
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530397 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:23:59")

">>38530297
It's pretty fucking hard physically but mentally there's nothing really too challenging provided you're not a dingus. Basically just hunker down, don't quit, and don't get injured. Batt life is also no joke though for a private or in you're in case probably with a BA/BS, an untabbed E4. You'll get hazed a shit ton until you earn your Ranger tab. And if you start slacking, you can get RFS'd pretty quickly. Overall in terms of missions, there are different teams that focus on different things as most of the training you'll get is after entering regiment as RASP doesn't really teach that much compared to SF where everyone has like two years of training minimum. Primary focus though is door kicking. There are also elements that conduct reconnaissance, surveillance, and other spooky shit but you got do well as a door kicker before you get there."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530426 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:27:26")

">>38530005
So just like with the regular army, I could expect to see a whole lot of dicks?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530474 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:32:15")

">>38530426
Dedicated
Infantry
Combat
Killers"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530488 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:33:17")

">>38530177
>>38530297
All this is irrelevalent until you tell us how fit you are. No way in hell you can pass rasp if you arent in great shape."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530531 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:38:57")

">>38530488
I am in very good shape. I run about five miles a day, five days a week, and I go fast. I do bodyweight routines after. One of the courses I took this summer was a mandatory health one, and in our body composition tests I had a BMI of 20 with 7.5% body fat.
Should I add a lifting routine when the regular school year starts?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530595 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:46:11")

">>38530531
>Should I add a lifting routine when the regular school year starts?
100% yes you need to be strong. Focus on compound movements. But none of this would matter unless youre certain of what you want."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530649 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:52:58")

">>38530595
I can add more strength training in then, thanks.
And if I'm being honest, I'm not certain of what I want. I want to be well-trained, and to be the best at something. On some level I want to fight to test myself. The door kicking and spooky shit described by the other anon interests me a lot for that purpose."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530806 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:10:37")

"Is it true that if you get sent to fat camp or fail your final pft at bootcamp you lose your rate? Thats what my recruiter implied.
>just make sure not to extend your time at RTC or else you'll lose your rate"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530822 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:13:02")

">>38530806
Probably, navy is just retarded enough to pull that kind of shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38530951 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:29:24")

">>38530822
This, i still cant believe they make you donate or ship your phone and clothes back home at boot."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531005 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:36:12")

">>38530806
doesn't sound retarded at all, nothing says an unworthy sailor like not being able to pass gym class.

I'm surprised they'd let you show up to boot camp without proving you can do it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531157 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:52:52")

">>38531005
I can do the run just I suck ass at pushups and sit ups"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531210 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:59:01")

">>38530806
>>38530822
How the fuck is this retarded?
If you can't PASS a navy PRT you fucking suck physically and clearly don't do any PT.

>>38531157
k well work on it because the minimum requirements are absurdly low to PASS the tests. Work on it or shut the fuck up, this shouldn't even be a concern of yours."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531214 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:59:24")

"Have to do a full marine pft 2 days from now due to age waiver. Wish my fatass luck";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531216 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:59:30")

">>38531157
Do more pushups and sit-ups then. Holy shit not everyone has to be SOF levels of fitness but the minimum standards aren't that high."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531227 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:00:42")

">>38531157
DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY DEAD WEIGHT"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531270 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:05:57")

">>38531214
lmao rip how's your run times?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531272 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:06:13")

">>38531210
Retarded because you are the only branch that will pull a job for stupid shit like this."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531289 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:07:50")

">>38531214
is this a thing? Age waiver requires passing an actual PFT?
Regardless, the basic PASSING for a PFT is pretty easy too but it's the one PT test I can have sympathy for, especially after they changed the scoring system. By the end of boot though you should pass it easily, 2nd class at worst.
Being old it's not really any easier either, but you know your weaknesses, work on them. If you're slow, try to get as much out of your pullups and crunches as you can. Maxing crunches isn't that hard."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531307 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:09:55")

">>38531270
I just have to break 29 mins. My recruiter said he'll run with me to help me pace. Not worried about running three 9 minute miles honestly.

>>38531289
I can do 15 dead hang pullups and should be able to 50 crunches in 120 seconds."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531319 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:11:06" && image=="1523068446546.jpg")

">>38531272
im not a sailor but i agree you don't deserve to pick a job if you can't meet minimum pt standards at the beginning of your career.
it's absurdly easy, the navy's fitness standards are really lax."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531320 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:11:06")

">>38529159
We'll see about that. faggot."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531381 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:18:13" && image=="RUN_table20160701_Page_3-768x994.png")

">>38531307
>50 crunches
If you're being scored by the order, that is a fail on new PFT standards.Unless you're actually really old, pic related.
https://www.killfoot.com/2016/07/01/all-new-usmc-pft-requirements/"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531423 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:21:35")

">>38531381
This link shows info for IST and PFT

Is it wrong?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531435 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:22:41")

">>38531423
>>38531381
https://www.military.com/military-fitness/marine-corps-fitness-requirements/marine-corps-basic-training"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531450 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:23:50")

"Can I go in to an AF recruiters office and just tell them I'm only interested in 5 jobs? The only reason I want to join is for the 3D jobs, otherwise I'll just go Navy/Army.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531453 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:24:05")

"How difficult is it to go warrant officer in the USMC?
Is it worth it?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531459 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:24:32")

">>38531423
Where do you see IST?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531477 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:27:22")

">>38531435
This is outdated, I don't know IST standards if they've changed from what's posted there. I can find the Marine Corps Order on this shit if you're actually wanting concrete stuff.
Our PT test I think is the most convoluted at this point. You can fail by not meeting a single minimum requirement in terms of raw count or by failing a minimum score in an event or by failing to obtain an overall minimum score. And the scoring is not logical now, I don't even think it has a formula backing it anymore, just a pattern."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531520 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:31:15")

">>38531477
Thanks bud

No worries though. I should pass but if I don't I haven't signed anything yet so they're free to give me the boot or give me another week. They just want to get my waiver out on Monday to push me along rapidly."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531535 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:33:00")

">>38531520
So why do you have to run a PFT again?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531587 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:38:01")

">>38531535

Well, assuming my waiver package is sent Monday as planned and there are no admin holdups, that's approx 1 month out from oath. Pft mudt be completed at the latest 2 weeks prior to ship. So I have like a 2 weeks from being approx 2 weeks out."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531670 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:45:59")

">>38531587
>Pft mudt be completed at the latest 2 weeks prior to ship
Are you sure you're not mistaken and mean the IST? The ISTs entire purpose is to serve as the barrier-to-entry for bootcamp. You run one in bootcamp and after that it's uphill for awhile.
It may be your recruiters just wanting to make sure you can pass one for your sake.
Regardless, it's not hard to pass. Use the PFT calculator to see where you're at.
https://www.fitness.marines.mil/Portals/211/FitnessCalc/calc.html"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531675 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:46:19")

">>38525783
Nevermind I was thinking of USMMA, where you come out with a commission and mariner license."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531704 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:49:32")

"Anyone have any useful info on air force SWOT. not a whole lot is given on the internet";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531750 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:52:36")

">>38531670
From minute 1 when I began this process they stated I'd have to pass the full PFT but again from my end I haven't signed anything yet so I'm not worried about getting chewed out. If they don't want to give me another week to improve my fitness when I've done everything they asked without hitch to this point, I'll shake their hands, thank them kindly and do a 180."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531772 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:54:20" && image=="Screenshot_20180711-185323_Samsung Notes.jpg")

"Are all of these entry level jobs? I believe they are, but I can't tell with cyber network defender. Is that the same as 1b4?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531775 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:54:31")

">>38531453
Depends on the MOS and availability really. As a grunt I imagine it's pretty difficult. Generally the larger the field, the more competitive it is but it's case-by-case.
You can just google the reqs but tl;dr e5+ and 8 years in."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531795 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:56:08")

">>38531750
They won't chew you out, especially if you're an older guy who's already experienced life a bit. Just do your best and they'll recognize that and try to work with you. If they said PFT then they mean PFT, they know better than I.
Good luck and stay at it. Once you get used to it, it's always shitty to run one but never a major concern."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531813 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:57:58")

">>38521554
Question regarding meps. So I have heard that if you cant piss at meps, they will give you a catheter. Is this true. Can you be dq for not peeing? Do they give you a shitload of water to drink?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531834 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:59:39")

">>38531795
I figure it's something I could retry like every day anyway considering theyre permitted to conduct the test at the office"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531838 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:00:03")

">>38531813
>Do they give you a shitload of water to drink?
just uh, bring a bottle and fill it with water everytime it's empty? This isn't rocket science, if you drink a lot, you will pee a lot. Drink a lot.
idk about catheter stuff because i can drink water and pee piss. so can you."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531880 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:03:54")

">>38531834
yup, even in the real marine corps you can run the pft and cft pretty much anywhere that meets the criteria.
PFTs aren't something you want to run daily though. At that point just do it on your own until you're ready to fire again"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531913 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:07:47")

">>38531813
I thought I would have trouble, but there really was no problem. Although I was pretty autistic about filling the cup to right between the lines. Just go with it man, you'll be fine."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531925 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:09:33")

">>38530649
well then go for it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531935 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:10:43")

">>38521554
Is lying about getting kicked out of school when i was 15 bad?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531945 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:11:23")

">>38531450
You can, just be firm in telling them if you dont get it youre not going to enlist. Also dont say this until you pass the asvab."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531953 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:11:56")

">>38531935
A dude just got sworn in today with an arrest for marijuana and suicidal ideations on his packets"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531961 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:12:26")

">>38531772
Im so glad you took off contracts and healthcare."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531963 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:12:35" && image=="1479401492345.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531968 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:13:10")

">>38531813
It was really hard for me cause the guy watching was black. He kept saying shit like "come on whitey, that pee should be coming out faster with that little hose" and "why is your penis tucked in boi? I said pull out and pee or is it that small it I can't see it behind your fingers?"."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531969 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:13:27")

">>38531775
There is no combat warrant job fyi"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38532027 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:18:44")

">>38531953
So im most likely fine than?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38532237 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:36:45")

">>38531961
Thanks for the original advice, I took it. REALLY hoping I get cyber systems."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38532243 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:37:13")

">>38521594
I'm 29 going on 30 and just got commissioned as an O1. Just do what makes sense and makes you happy, age ain't nothin but a number."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38532469 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:59:21")

"i want join make boom boom bad guy die get paid money";


}
}