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public void /meg/-MilitaryEnlistmentGeneral(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "/meg/ - Military Enlistment General";
int postNumber = "38531957";
String image = "1531066423775.jpg";
String date = "07/11/18(Wed)19:12:09";
String comment = "Old Friends edition

Previous >>38521554

LYING ABOUT MEDICAL HISTORY = GOOD
LYING ABOUT CRIMINAL HISTORY = BAD
LYING ON A POLYGRAPH = DEPENDS ON IF YOU'RE A GOOD LIAR

>Do your own research to start, then come here for clarification.
>No vague questions, like "What job is best?"
>Discord
>https://discordapp.com/invite/ZJPxxTj
>IRC Channel
>implying anyone uses IRC
#MEG on Freenode
If you're on mobile look up AndroIRC for the app. Any questions, ask in the thread to get you set up.

https://pastebin.com/0K6MFcUZ
Guides to prepare for high-speed shit. (SEAL, Ranger etc.)

Resources:
Armyranger.com
For Ranger info, obviously.

http://www.sealswcc.com/
SEAL/SWCC site with videos and fitness plans and a forum

Shadowspear.com
All around SOF website. Great info and run by former/active members of every SOF unit. Mentor program. Also has forums for international SOF.

Professionalsoldiers.com
For all Army SF info.

http://www.corpsman.com
For Navy Corpsman info.

http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/showthread.php?115180-MARSOC-Force-Recon
This is an all-inclusive thread for MARSOC/Force Recon stuff.

http://www.uscg.org
For Coast Guard info. Good site, lots of vets able to answer questions.

www.defencejobs.gov.au/
For info on the Australian Defense Force, and how you can shitpost on the world stage.

https://www.airwarriors.com/community/
>Naval Aviator forum with info on Navy OCS as well

http://www.usarec.army.mil/hq/warrant/prerequ/woft.shtml
US Army High school to Flight school

Before you ask a question, check the FAQ
>http://pastebin.com/Rx0nDuga

>Should I go Navy Enlisted Nuke?
No.
http://i.imgur.com/FZ0Q9q4.png
tl;dr: Long hard school, to do shitty work, and the job prospects are a lie.

CG info
https://www.gocoastguard.com/family-and-friends/the-helmsman/required-knowledge

ASVAB for Dummys
https://mega.nz/#!XuhSWQgb!ycwEyBz1J-DZx_GOsAxmSQCduAImNuzTRswqfRb-x-w

READ THIS BEFORE ASKING CLEARANCE QUESTIONS KTHX
https://www.opm.gov/forms/pdf_fill/SF86.pdf"
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public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38531977 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:13:58")

">>38531957
first for 0311"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38532055 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:21:21" && image=="AFJobList.jpg")

"How's this for an AF job list? Goal after enlistment is 1B4";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38532063 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:22:01")

">>38532055
Looks great."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38532076 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:23:01" && image=="Screenshot_20180711-185323_Samsung Notes.jpg")

">>38532055
How did I seriously fuck that up?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38532078 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:23:08")

">>38532055
shit"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38532079 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:23:28")

">>38532055
its so good that i can't even see it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38532109 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:26:22")

">>38532055
>>38532076
One of the first on a /meg/ and I fuck up that retardedly lmao"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38532328 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:45:02")

">>38531969
god damn it, I was just absent-mindedly using that as an example since it's the de facto "shit's hard" field.
thanks for setting that straight"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38532415 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:53:13")

">>38532328
>>38531969
What do you mean there are no combat warrants? There definitely are unless maybe I dont understand what you 2 mean."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38532535 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:06:13")

"Oldish news but the navy brought back it's WO1 rank for cyber stuff. Is there a chance they'll bring back flying warrants again too?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38532577 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:12:09")

"Has Ricky ever posted about his cycles? I get that the stressors of a deployment (and one on rrd no less) will drive your t levels through the floor, but that also seems like the hardest time to use gear. I can't imagine a dude carrying all his pins and vials with him everywhere.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38532602 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:15:22")

">>38532076
Just put one job on the list and give it to the guy at MEPS. When he asks wtf is going on just say no it’s fine, trust me it’s all good.
That’s exacrly what my buddy did for loadmaster and they took him."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38532615 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:17:17")

"Possible to go from E5 marine admin to USAF? My buddy is tired of the corps horse shit";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38532645 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:20:59" && image=="Ricky Gear 1.png")

">>38532577
>Has Ricky ever posted about his cycles?
Sort of, I havent found any hard details on his cycles but he definitely uses TEST to recover."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38532767 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:32:35")

">>38532645
Yeah that's the post I was talking about, you've posted it before. But "recovery" is the key, because that could mean either getting back stateside, getting back to a large base in country, or just going back to a fob for the night. I'd also like to hear what he thinks about SARMs, they seem perfect for oper8rs."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38532809 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:36:45")

">>38532602
Seriously? Do they not give a shit?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38532842 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:40:54")

">>38532767
When they get done with a 3 month rotation, they get time off and then time to train back up. And as he said in his post, they have world class facilities and staff"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38532867 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:43:45")

">>38531957
Ok thinking of joining the army reserves or Guard? Whats the difference between the two? One worse or better than the other?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38532937 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:50:46" && image=="Ricky Gear 3.png")

">>38532842
>>38532767
I wouldnt be suprised if they use while deployed though. I have a bunch of screens saying they buy shit overseas."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38532966 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:52:58")

">>38532937
Depends on the mission. Gear is easy to come by and legal in a lot of the places they go, so if guys are just working out on a FOB, why not do a quick 8 week test prop cycle?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38533037 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:59:14")

">>38532867
One takes orders from state other takes orders from pentagon. Reserves has all jobs in every state, guard has most jobs in each state. Guard is only army or airforce, reserves has every branch. When a disaster happens in your state you get called up to help out as guard, reserves they dont. Both usually have the same schedules, guard has more funding for extra training USUALLY, unless youre in a poor state, and both have benefits and bonuses."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38533040 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:59:44" && image=="Kontractor Gear.png")

">>38532966
>why not do a quick 8 week test prop cycle?
I agree, I hope you didnt interprate me to saying otherwise. IMO Steroid use should not only be legal but encouraged. Fact is the shit fucking works."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38533103 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:05:23")

">>38532937
My dad was in the Navy during the mid 80's and told me steroids where heavily involved, but frowned upon."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38533128 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:06:57")

">>38532809
Not sure really, just gotta show them that you want what you want and your willing to not join or go elsewhere if it means otherwise"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38533184 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:11:26")

">>38533037
Alright good to know thanks . Lastly what the fuck do I have to do to find a army national guard recruiter in my state of PA. Theirs offices for all the branches except the guard around me."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38533203 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:12:25")

">>38533040
Totally agree, it's very popular in-garrison at my base"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38533302 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:19:23" && image=="Anon Gear 2.png")

">>38533103
>frowned upon
Well I doubt this its not like you expect him to tell you fuck ya it was awesome son hop on as soon as you can!
>>38533203
word"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38533355 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:22:30")

"Hey warrant bro, what are salaries like for sigint contractors overseas? Is all the money in the sandbox, or do you get paid well just for being away from home?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38533404 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:26:22")

">>38533355
Not chief, but depending on who you're contracting with, you pay regular taxes while you're over there like you would CONUS, then get a fat refund check when you get back, upwards of $36-70k depending on your salary"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38533408 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:26:49")

">>38533355
This is pretty fucking, looking at clearancejobs and apparently the Vatican is hurting for tech guys right now. Deloitte is looking for programmers with ts/sci's. What are (((they))) trying to hide?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38533426 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:28:11")

">>38533404
Yep, that's why I'm looking. Couple years of that and I'd be able to buy a house and then decide what to do with the rest of my life.
>>38533408
*funny, not fucking"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38533924 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:11:14")

">>38533184
Go to regular recruiter and ask for the national guard recruiters number.

>>38533355
Pay varies. But if I were to work overseas for DoD, I would make 40K more a year. If you just want to do a contractor stint for 40-80k for a single deployment period, go for it. I personally dont see any benefit to going term contractor because benefits are shit, and theres no guarantee of future contracts. IMO its better to just work a full time job for private or gov. I mean maybe if youre one of those guys who refuses to acknowledge civilian life, it would work out, but there are so many better options. Especially if you have a family. I could never understand willingly going on a contract when you got a wife and kids back home, because you gotta pay a crazy amount for healthcare, and you never see them. Ive never met a happy couple where one of the spouses is gone for 9 months out of the year.

If it sounds like i dont like term contractors, its because I know too many that have issues with their families. Think of it like this, with the military, a deployment you at least have the excuse of, im going for defense of nation or to make sure my buddies make it through type of stuff, but with contracting, its just for money. Many people dont get that youre not supposed to do contracting overseas forever if you plan to have a healthy relationship with your family."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38533938 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:12:27")

"Is it a good idea to go infantry or to rasp if I plan on never touching roids?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534013 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:19:37")

">>38533938
Yes, it's not encouraged in any way whatsoever"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534127 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:30:31")

">>38533938
Yeah, roids would probably give you a heart attack with all that running and rucking you’ll be doing."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534142 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:31:55")

"Is there any chance of going airborne if I’m stuck in a leg unit at Bragg or do I have to re-enlist for it?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534149 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:32:27")

">>38533924
Yeah wouldn't dream of doing it long term. Like I said, just want to build up a bit of a nest egg while I'm young. And I'd like to have a family, but that's years down the line at this point."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534188 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:35:38")

">>38534142
Where you at bro? I'm at bragg too but I'm infinitely better than you

Win a soldier of the quarter/year board and request it if it means that much to you"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534213 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:37:49" && image=="Anon Gear 1.png")

">>38534127
>Yeah, roids would probably give you a heart attack with all that running and rucking you’ll be doing.
You shouldnt talk about things you dont understand"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534274 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:43:17")

">>38534127
You're impressively wrong. Every PED cycle starts with bumping up testosterone. Increases recovery, increases bone density, makes you feel good."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534287 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:45:13")

">>38534149
You would be better off going for a full time job and investing in real estate. In one year you can make more from flipping or renting a property than you can as a brand new contractor. All while working a full time with benefits.

But if youre not married or anything, give it a go. Doesnt hurt to experience different things."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534298 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:45:41")

">>38534213
>>38534274
Well I really don’t know shit I guess, just figured so because a neighbor of mine was juicing and had a heart attack one day after biking with his family. Probably just had a weak heart anyways."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534318 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:47:25")

">>38534287
The experience is basically it, I've got a lifetime to work and do real estate, but not much youth."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534360 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:51:27")

">>38534318
Lmao if you deploy in the military, its the exact same thing for contractors, minus the mil rules."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534365 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:52:04")

">>38534298
Or he was a dumbass who wasnt doing it properly."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534440 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:59:52")

"I want to be an 11B, i don't like the uncertainty 11X has

i don't wanna lug mortars"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534455 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:01:00")

">>38534440
Too bad"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534477 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:03:21")

">>38534213
So most guys in RASP or SFAS don't juice but once you're in it's pretty heavily encouraged? Honestly makes sense, but I wonder how deployments mess with cycles, especially for SF guys who are embedded for a while"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534479 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:03:39")

">>38534455
is it that cut and dry?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534487 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:04:24")

">>38534440
Too fucking bad"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534490 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:04:36")

"I graduated tech school and I'm trying to maximize my travel days for my PCS. I was given 8 travel days.

I used one day of travel to go to my RAP station. 3 days of leave over the weekend until I began RAP. So that would give me 7 days of travel correct? So I should arrive on the 7th day to maximize my time? Or should I just show up early?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534496 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:05:03")

">>38534477
They don't encourage it, but they turn a blind eye to it to an extent, if that's your thing.
Honestly, same thing for regular big army also, from my experience."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534500 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:05:16")

">>38534477
>heavily encouraged?
I wouldnt say its encouraged just that it happens but idk."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534529 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:07:55")

">>38534490
Are you trying to say you will sign out on Sunday, and sign in the following Sunday on day 8? So that you start rap on Monday?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534581 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:12:20")

">>38534360
Yeah but the chance of me deploying to where I'd want to contract are near 0."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534609 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:15:04")

"Can someone go NG, decide they want more mil life, and jump to active?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534611 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:15:07")

">>38534529
yeah I had to fly to my RAP station on Thursday, which I assume is counted as a travel day. Then I take 3 days of leave over the weekend until Monday which is when my RAP starts. And then my RAP will end on the Friday of the following week. So am I right in thinking that I have 7 days of travel, which starts on Saturday?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534619 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:15:51")

">>38534581
Not him, but please dont tell me you want to contract in asia. It cant be africa, since they dont pay well. I doubt south america. Europe? They are low paying but at least higher quality of life."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534639 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:18:03")

">>38534619
I was posting about Misawa last thread. Basically not active duty, but tons of contractors."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534645 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:18:27")

">>38534611
So, your leave starts the day you sign out, ends the day you sign in at rap unit, and starts again the day you sign out from rap unit. So if you used 1 day at rap on thursday, 3 days for the weekend, thats 4 left, so if you end rap on friday, you got friday, saturday, sunday, and sign back in monday."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534661 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:20:08")

">>38534639
Japan? Do they even pay well for contractors? If youre gonna waste precious time contracting for money, you might as well go for the big bucks."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534679 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:22:39")

">>38534639
*basically no"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534689 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:23:56")

">>38534661
Salaries weren't listed, but they couldn't possibly pay less than something a comparable GS right? It's out in the sticks."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534690 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:23:58")

">>38534645
I was told I was using my own personal leave (the one that accumulates up to 30 days a year) in conjunction with an additional amount of available travel days given for a PCS. So if I used 4 days of personal leave up until RAP started, would that mean I just had 8 travel days from Friday when I end rap to get to my duty station before they start charging more of my accumulated leave? Sorry if I'm not explaining this clearly."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534708 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:26:10")

">>38534477
Not in the military yet but don't they do drug test?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534710 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:26:15")

">>38534689
Yes they can. Thats why I asked. Ive never heard of contractor salaries being lucrative in japan. Thats why very few go there. Remember, the main reason people contract is to make money. A small area with open contracts usually means the pay is low and the turn over is high."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534721 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:27:19")

">>38534440
When I went 11X they basically called out one every ten dudes and was like "y'all mortars". Most of those guys volunteered."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534729 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:27:45")

">>38534708
Testing for steroids is specific and expensive. You're not going to "piss hot" for roids, it's a blood test"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534741 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:29:13")

">>38534690
Ya, its kind of hard to understand whats going on. So lets just clarify some stuff quick. How many days of travel for PCS was approved for you? How many personal leave days are you using? And why are they making you use personal leave anyways? Is travel footing the bill for your ticket?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534765 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:32:57")

">>38534710
fugg. Sandbox it is then."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534799 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:36:00")

">>38534765
I mean if you want to travel, then go for the travel opportunity. But most contractor jobs arent leisure resorts, you will be working your ass off. So if you thought japan was gonna be comfy, it probably wont. Best to leave it as a R&R location lmao. Just push through shit in ME, get paid, then go fuck off around the world."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534801 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:36:28")

">>38534741
My orders say

>Travel Days authorized if traveling by privately owned conveyance: 8 days

I left my tech school on Thursday and had RAP start on Monday so I could have 12 days of RAP, ending on Friday. Since RAP starts on a Monday and I left tech school on a thursday, my tech school leaders told me I would have to use my own personal leave on the days in between the day I left tech school and when RAP began. So I was thinking that I had 8 days of travel since I'll be driving from my RAP area to my base, and if I somehow took longer than 8 days, they would start charging more of my personal leave since I was only authorized 8 days.

Also, TMO said they would reimburse the cost of the ticket from tech school to my RAP area at finance."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534812 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:37:49")

"I want to join the air Force but I want to do field operations, been thinking TACP, SERE, or Pararescue. My recruiter says that they guarantee speacial operations jobs, but clarified that it's more like they guarantee the opportunity it's up to me to actually pass and stuff, so do they really guarantee me that or is it bs";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534819 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:38:54")

">>38534812
CCT"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534839 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:40:14")

">>38534812
if you fail they put you in with the other recruits doing normie shit"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534863 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:41:28")

">>38534819
is that what I get sent to after bootcamp?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534876 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:43:15")

">>38534801
Super fucking confusing. I just dont get why they told you, you had to take personal leave at all, when they authorized you 8 days(which I assume is 4 days there and 4 days back due to location distance). If it took you more than the total 8 days, then ya it makes sense they charge you leave. But, usually if it takes longer, then any expenses outside of the 8 day range cannot be recovered by travel. The 8 days is essentially free leave plus expense reimbursement for hotels and gas or tickets.

It all sounds super confusing lmao."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534878 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:43:21")

">>38534863
No that's the job you should pick if you're dead set on air force"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534941 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:51:15")

">>38534876
so should I arrive and check in on the 8th day if I wanted to maximize my time away from base?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38534989 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:57:42")

">>38534941
Yes, arrive late at night on the last day to sign back in, or at least after close of business hours so they cant pull you to do shit. I would always sign out for leave at midnight, then sign back in late at night the final night. Just to avoid shenanigans. I shit you not one day they did a random building inspection, and because I was on leave, I was immune from having my room checked. While my neighbor who waited until morning of, had to sit through that nonsense, and delayed his signing out."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535045 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:04:33")

"What good MOS are in the Army that are decent and dont require security clearance, Im fucking paranoid about that shit even
though I have a clean record and I'm sure my references or family wouldnt rat my ass out about past weed smoking"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535055 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:05:59")

"i know that you have to be back in the area you left when you take leave, but do people ever end leave on a friday, but come back during the weekend instead of friday?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535097 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:11:00")

">>38535045
Very vague question my guy, what kind of shit you want to do? There are literally over 150 options"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535101 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:11:24")

">>38535045
Just apply for anything that has up to a secret clearance, they dont contact people for secret clearances.

Ill just throw some jobs out that I wouldnt mind doing. 88K, 88L, 91F, 94E, 15W, 12D, thats all i can think of."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535109 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:12:38")

">>38535055
You HAVE to sign back in on your final day of leave no matter what. You have until 11:59PM to sign back in."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535147 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:19:26")

"I've decided that I want to drop out of college for now and join the Navy. I have some positions in mind that I'd like to go for, but how do I approach a recruiter with that info without them trying to rip me off with something else?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535178 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:24:05")

">>38535147
Tell them what jobs you want to go for, they make you take the asvab, then when you choose from the job list, you choose only what you planned to sign up for. If its not there, tell them thanks and leave. Dont get peer pressured into something you dont want. You can wait for that job to open."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535191 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:26:25")

">>38535178
if that were the case then should I just try again maybe a month later? Or do jobs not open up that quickly?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535218 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:30:26")

">>38535097
im trying to choose something that would transfer well to the civilian market

so maybe something in engineering like civil engineering or energy"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535225 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:31:15")

">>38535191
>>38535147
what jobs do you want"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535227 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:31:31")

">>38535191
Well, the thing with the navy is, you HAVE to pick your job at meps, so even if they call you up and say oh I see this job open now, lets schedule your next meps date in a few days or weeks, doesnt mean the job will be there when you get to meps. So, if you dont pick a job the first time, you probably wont be going to meps for a few weeks, and if it doesnt pop up a second time, your recruiters might ghost you. So up to you on how aggressive you are with your job choice. Have high scores and good pt stats to at least make it worthwhile for them to have to keep driving your ass to meps every few weeks. Otherwise, why would they bother going the extra mile to help out some dumbass fatbody? So have at least 3-5 jobs in your head before you start this whole process."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535244 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:33:05")

">>38535218
Any 12 series job will give good work exp, you just gotta figure out what specific area you want to work in. FYI there are many many subfields in the different engineering areas. None of the 12 series jobs requires a top secret afaik."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535278 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:36:50")

">>38535244
i like the idea of working outside, just something that requires my hands

Ill be going in with my BS in natural science so im trying to play to my degree strengths but I plan on talking
to a recruiter soon to get some ideas and guidance"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535310 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:40:27")

">>38535278
Considered seabees? They have cool deployments like going to the philippines and building schools"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535320 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:41:30")

">>38535227
You're right, I'll keep that in mind.
>>38535225
I am just starting to learn about the different positions possible with my limited schooling, but I've been told to aim for QM, OS, or even BM. I'm looking for something that I will be able to see more of the world through, as well as something that more than likely will not see conflict. Any other suggestions would be appreciated."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535347 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:44:20")

">>38535278
Wait a sec.

I just want to inform you that if you went officer and branched engineer corps, you would get trained to work as a fully fledged civil engineer. The beauty of the army is that they dont care at all what your degree is in, and they will train you to be whatever, engineer, computers, pilot, etc. Look into that if you want to work in civil engineering. Google what the army corps of engineers are. I think it would fit with what you want to do."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535363 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:46:48")

">>38535320
>different positions possible with my limited schooling
Every position is available, you dont need schooling dude what you talkin about willis?
>BM
absolutely not
>QM
Not bad
>OS
Better
Other ideas are IT, CTR, CTT"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535365 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:47:10" && image=="cover.jpg")

"If I'm like 27, have a university degree and are in good shape when I apply, are they gonna be all

>u 2 old
Want to be a medic"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535371 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:47:27")

">>38535320
Fuck BM, go OS, QM, DC, MT"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535381 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:48:30")

">>38535365
Only for USMC will they say nope.

But whats your degree in?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535392 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:49:41")

">>38535371
>DC
"no"
>mt
this is far from the other suggestions"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535406 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:51:12")

">>38535381
Biology"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535423 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:53:11")

">>38535406
>biology
No wonder you're turning to the military."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535427 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:53:35")

">>38535423
Life sucks"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535430 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:53:40")

">>38535363
yeah sorry, as I said I actually don't know a lot about the military at all. I was just inspired recently to join and so I'm trying to pick the best path. Thanks for your help.
>>38535371
I'll look into these"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535432 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:54:03")

"I was always was a tank autist
How is tanker school and is it worth it?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535437 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:54:50")

">>38535406
When you say you want to be a medic do you mean you want to work in medicine, or just want to be a combat medic type deal?

If you want to be a combat medic, look no further than Army 18D, Navy SARC, and AF PJ.

If you just want to be in the medical field doing actual shit, you can actually come in as a nurse officer(the equivalent of an RN), or if you got the specific classes done, you can actually go to military medical school and become a doctor and start out as an O3 when you finish medical school."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535439 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:55:01")

">>38535430
Where are you researching these rates? I remember you, tell me what youd like to do dude we cant help you narrow down jobs unless you give us some frame of reference."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535448 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:56:18")

"Can I bring a GoPro to OSUT? I want to get some nice footage of tanking and shit like that.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535471 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:58:08")

">>38535437
Combat medic. I'm not even from the US."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535486 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:59:31")

">>38535471
>not from US
NVM then, got no info for you buddy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535494 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:00:33")

">>38535448
Yup, dont forget your charger. When you get there, dont forget to ask your DS for a helmet adapter, they should have some in supply."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535514 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:02:40")

">>38535494
>Ask your DS for a helmet adapter, they should have some in supply.

Am I being rused? Why do I feel like this is a trick and I'll get my soul smoked out of me if I do this?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535532 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:03:55")

">>38535439
I don't have a particular site that I've been using to research these, mainly google. There is this app for ios that I've been checking out called Army Career Navigator that I have been using as well.
As far as what I want to do, I'm not 100% yet. I have the inspiration to enlist, but don't have enough knowledge to make a career plan yet. I'm interested in doing IT, especially because I think that I could use those skills after my 4 years. That's the only one that I have a solid opinion on."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535567 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:09:01")

">>38535439
Seeing as how a huge part of the reason I want to join is to travel, I'm thinking Operation Specialist would be great because I've heard that they have a lot of free time when in port."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535577 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:09:33")

"How does the military feel about prior psychedelic use?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535587 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:10:17")

">>38535514
Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535590 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:10:48")

">>38535532
>>38535567
same person?
http://www.public.navy.mil/bupers-npc/enlisted/community/crypto_it/Pages/IT.aspx
Theres IT. And I was an OS. When youre in foreign countries the ship usually all gets liberty at the same time, but theres plenty of time to explore on deployement."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535628 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:14:26")

">>38535590
Yeah, same guy. Thanks for the site, I'm going to do more research and then maybe meet with a recruiter this weekend."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535815 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:35:13")

">>38535628
>meet with a recruiter this weekend.
do no go until you know for sure what you want."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535817 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:35:25")

"I can't try out for buds or any of they Navy's shit because they check tricare at dive physical. Can anyone give me insight on the physical screening? I won't get very far if they check my tricare records. Originally I took navy pst's and was in the process of getting contracted. They booted me when they found out I was hiding shit. Apparently for dependants they can check your records at dive physical. Does anyone know if the other services use special physicals for spec ops jobs? I really don't want to go through another 6 months of bullshit just to get popped and black listed.
My friend in a similar predicament was able to sneak into the marine corps with an 0321 contract but failed 7 training days into their pre brc or whatever the fuck its called. It was risky as fuck though, a few kids got popped at boot apparently.
I'm fit as fuck, and I'd rather not try to sneak into a normal rating and then request to be sent to buds or bct
Does tacp have a any special physicals that delve Into tricare history or am I going to have to sneak into some pog job and then fingers cross get an opportunity to try out for something?
I don't care what service I just want an avanue to pursue"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535841 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:38:49")

">>38535817
What's on your tricare records? And how good are you with running/cardio?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535849 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:39:41")

">>38535817
AF definitely is thorough with their medical. Friend of mine got booted from PJs AFTER passing everything. He went in to get his knee checked, and they saw he had knee surgery he didnt report, from when he was a teen and had it done under tricare. He tried fighting it to get back in, but they told him to fuck off after a year, so he lost all motivation to go mil anymore and is just working as a firefighter paramedic."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535853 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:40:00")

">>38535577
Don't tell them at all, and make sure your system. It's better off that way. Trust me, I do psychedelics every time I go on leave,"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535863 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:41:02")

">>38535853
*make sure your system is clean. Fuck."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535873 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:42:24")

">>38535817
Anything that requires a airborne physical in the army, is gonna have access to your tricare records. So pretty much youre stuck with basic shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535899 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:45:24")

">>38535841
Unwaiverable stuff
My runs are decent 6min mile sub 10 1.5
My swims are fantastic 7 40 for 500 side stroke
Push ups 105
Situps 100
Pullups 34
Its fuxking bullshit that it's only tricare kids that get caught up with this crap. You need to raise a golden child or hes totally fucked if he ever wants to join."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535902 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:45:52")

"Any Navybros? Pls respond, I'll even take DEPpers. I'm lonely af tonite, bois.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535919 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:48:38")

">>38535899
Unwaiverable stuff like what? You seem pretty set when it comes to physical fitness, but from what I've seen the strongest thing you need to get through BUDS is willpower. If you don't want to do it at any point, then you won't make it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535946 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:51:39")

">>38535902
navy vet, whats up, rate?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535979 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:56:15")

">>38535946
FC, currently doing school for FCA. Stuck out here in the middle of buttfuck nowhere Virginia without a car, and failed my first test ever in the Navy recently. Kinda on the downside. What was your rate?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535980 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:56:39")

">>38535919
I smoked pot a lot back in high school
Mom found out sent me to behavioral health
Told the shrink I had tried other stuff like psychedelics stimulants and she put me on psych meds
Additionally she declared I had some kind of anxiety disorder substance abuse disorder and took extensive notes. The office I worked out of wanted a detailed description of my psych notes to send to maps I told them to fuck off and am pretty much in limbo. I know about the seal "mental toughness" my father was actually in underwater demolition back when that it's own thing. That mindset really applies for any "selection" rating, swcc in my case. But it's one of those things that you really won't know until you are there. My marine friend was 100% motivated totally amped and he quit after 7 days. He even kicked ass at the course, he was just tired of getting fucked up I n the pool. Do you know if they check for pog jobs? I might be able to get an opportunity from that"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535988 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:57:41")

">>38535980
*meps"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535991 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:57:56")

">>38535979
>FCA
Aegis? And have you been to the fleet yet? Or is this your first c school?
> failed my first test ever in the Navy recently
Lol you mean your first Aegis test? Nigga time to get serious
>rate
OS"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38535998 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:59:08")

">>38535980
Also keep In mind this was 7 years ago
I'm 23"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536017 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:03:27")

">>38535991
>Aegis? And have you been to the fleet yet? Or is this your first c school?
Ye, AEGIS. Never seen the fleet, only seen Great Lakes and Dahlgren. First C school.
>Lol you mean your first Aegis test? Nigga time to get serious
Yeah. I never got below an 80 in A school and ATT at my worst. So I'm kinda new to the whole mandatory study session thing.
>OS
Noice dude. What exactly did you do? From what I hear OS is just watch up the ass 24/7. But what the fuck do I know? I've been landlocked for a year now."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536045 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:07:24")

">>38536017
>What exactly did you do?
In port literally nothing. Its so fucking boring all we did was clean our spaces 3 times and try to look busy.
At sea though ya nothing but watch. We were port and stbd for a whole 7 month deployement. Stood watch from 7-12 and again from 17-00 everyday. Worth it though its a good job. Essentially no maintenance which was cool.
Whenever youre up for orders you got any idea where you wanna be stationed or what class ship you wanna be on?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536050 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:08:11")

"What's my best choice if I want to become a weekend warrior officer?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536067 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:10:43")

">>38535849
He made it through selection and got caught? What? When do you get your own medical records and have your parents closed?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536069 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:10:50")

">>38535980
>>38535988
>>38535998
Is there any official papers that said you smoked pot in your record? If not, and you haven't told your recruiters, you should be good. If you have, it might be better to just find a new recruiting center.

They let me in and made me an FC (pretty critical job) even though I had similar problems with medication in high school too. I also smoked a fuckton of weed, but there's no records that say that I did that, and I was clean whenever they tested me.


And what do you mean by checking for pog jobs? You mean you want a pog job if buds doesn't work?


PS, take everything I say with a grain of salt. I'm speaking from my own experience."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536099 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:14:38")

">>38536045
>In port literally nothing. Its so fucking boring all we did was clean our spaces 3 times and try to look busy.
Fuckin shit dude. I barely want to clean even when I know I have to.
>At sea though ya nothing but watch. We were port and stbd for a whole 7 month deployement. Stood watch from 7-12 and again from 17-00 everyday. Worth it though its a good job. Essentially no maintenance which was cool.
Neat. How's the sea pay? And did you get any hazard pay for anything?
>Whenever youre up for orders you got any idea where you wanna be stationed or what class ship you wanna be on?
No orders. Definitely wanna be stationed in San Diego and not Norfuck. Overseas is fine too. I'll be on any ship with Aegis, so that's a handful of cruisers and destroyers. I'd prefer a destroyer, since that's a smaller crew and a tighter community."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536119 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:16:59")

"Put in my docs for re-enlist, been like 6 years finally got tired of my cushy school district job. OPAT seems easy, dude told me I had to go up to meps and I can't even think about a job until physical day. He tells me at that point it's now or never. I don't think he's BSing, pretty cool dude, but any input or opinions from recruiters or other two timers would be cool. Army BTW.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536152 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:21:51")

">>38536099
>I barely want to clean even when I know I have to.
ya it gets old real quick. Luckily my division was filled with amazing dude though. This si gonna sound like hype but OSs have a reputation for having very solid divisions, lots of cool people. Our division was large too like 25 people total and I only hated 1 person.
>How's the sea pay?
I think it was like 300-400 extra a month towards my end.
>hazard pay
nah
>San Diego
Good man, thats where i was. 32nd street San Diego.
>cruisers and destroyers. I'd prefer a destroyer, since that's a smaller crew and a tighter community.
Good man again, the only platforms you should ever want to be on are cruisers or destroyers. Big decks are complete trash. I was on 2 Cruisers."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536158 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:22:32")

">>38536069
So for nsw they have their own boot with a mandatory dive physical. They can't see the specifics but they can see that I was prescribed psych meds. They then ask what is was for and require the psychiatrist's notes. I heard for 'pog' jobs like rm they don't access your records unless you go to medical at boot camp. I figure if I can just get in, I can serve for a year or two and then request to try out for bct. I don't have any records that say I smoked weed or any of that other stuff on file, but they only need to see that I was prescribed psych meds and then they want to know the specifics. My friend was able to not get caught because he stayed out of medical."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536204 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:29:02")

">>38536152
>ya it gets old real quick. Luckily my division was filled with amazing dude though. This si gonna sound like hype but OSs have a reputation for having very solid divisions, lots of cool people. Our division was large too like 25 people total and I only hated 1 person.
That soudns rad as fuck. One of the big reasons I joined the military was for the sense of brotherhood. Sure, I would have got more of it as a non-POG, but they told me I was too smart for the Army and Marines, and the Air Force had a habit of not replying to anything. So I guess this is fine by me, hoping the bond is strengthened out at sea though. On another note, among the technician community, OS's are known by their unparalleled ability to break things. Just thought I'd let you know.
>I think it was like 300-400 extra a month towards my end.
Noice dude. What did you retire as, or did you retire?
>Good man, thats where i was. 32nd street San Diego.
My buddies from Great Lakes are there and my senpai lives in AZ, so it'd be the best case scenario if I got stationed there.
>Good man again, the only platforms you should ever want to be on are cruisers or destroyers. Big decks are complete trash. I was on 2 Cruisers.
Small bois ftw, dude."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536241 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:35:07")

">>38536158
Your best bet would be talking to your doctor that prescribed you the meds about getting a waiver that says nothing about weed on it. At that point, that's up to you and the doctor. Other than that, your shit looks solid.

And yeah you can get in and tryout for uds after 2 years, but keep in mind that's 2 years of your life and being able to tryout for buds ultimately depends on what your CO thinks. And if I were you, I'd think that's too iffy, because that was my original plan, and now I'm told that I'll never be able to switch out of the FC rate because it's critical and the CO won't approve it, no matter what ship I'm on.
Which sucks. I didn't want to be a pog."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536245 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:35:31")

">>38536204
>OS's are known by their unparalleled ability to break things. Just thought I'd let you know.
LOL yes but this is so mis understood. This is gonna tie in to what I said earlier about OSs being cool. We kind of have a bad reputation in general cause our division is so large and we are all pretty tight do to all the watch and time spent together so we kind of develop a too cool for school mentality. So most of the time when stuff breaks or isnt working we could probably figure it out but say fuck it call the ETs instead were going on a smoke break. Also we routinely mess with things to bust peoples balls. I have so many stories like that jesus.
>What did you retire as, or did you retire?
I only did 4 and got out as an E-5.
>San Diego
Best base arguably in the whole military. 2 hours by train to LA, San Fran is close. Las Vegas aint far and mexico is 30 mins away. The food in San Diego is incredible fuck Mexicans can cook and the night life in San Diego is ridiculous. Weather is god tier too ofc.
My first excursion in the Navy was a fleet week in San Francisco and we were there for 3 days and I sware to god the whole 3 days was like the hangover or something it was amazing."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536266 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:38:33")

">>38536241
Damn dude.
Well thanks for the help"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536296 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:43:48")

">>38536245
>E-5
Currently E-3, and making E-4 in a few months, before I even get to the fleet, which seems like a bad omen to me. Should I be worried?
>My first excursion in the Navy was a fleet week in San Francisco and we were there for 3 days and I sware to god the whole 3 days was like the hangover or something it was amazing.
Fuck dude. The amount of stupid stories I'd have is one of the big reasons why I joined. Granted, I do have a few but they're not as crazy as fleet stories.

>>38536266
Np dude. I've not lost hope of trying out for buds yet, I'm just saying I haven't been given the chance to get accepted or declined."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536335 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:50:13" && image=="merchant342.jpg")

"Just a friendly reminder";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536338 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:50:28")

"I'm worried that when my medical hold is processed, I'll have to pick a shitty mos instead of the 68P I want because I think there's a fixed ship date. I'm mildly autistic and have been in the meps process getting jerked around since August, so I don't want to waste to much more time with my recruiters than I already have, they've been so patient, likely bc of my 96 asvab.

Should I just get them the paperwork and only want one job, or should I hold on to it until October so I can have a much more open availability of jobs?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536343 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:51:36")

">>38536296
>Should I be worried?
Well depends what you mean. The problem with push buttons E-4s is it creates a massive bottleneck to get to E-5. When I was in I think the ET % to E-5 was like 5%.
>Fuck dude. The amount of stupid stories I'd have is one of the big reasons why I joined. Granted, I do have a few but they're not as crazy as fleet stories.
Ya the fleet is where its at, itll be the best and the worst times. My first deployement was just a 3 monther, we went to Yokosuka to do a hull swap and were in port nearly the whole time and it was probably the ebst 3 months of my life. The deployement was suppoed to be a full 7 monther but while we were in port Sequestration happened and the canceled it all, which sucked huge ass cause we were lined up to hit Thailand, Vietnam, and indonesia. The triple crown of the pacific is Thailand, Vietnam, and Phillipines. So I missed the first 2 but I hit 3 different Philli ports including manilla on my 2nd deployement."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536368 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:54:45")

">>38536343
>Well depends what you mean.
I mean are the petty officers that actually earned their crows out in the fleet going to treat me like a bag of ass off the bat?
>Japan, Thailand, Vietnam, Phillipines
How much sideway pussy did you get?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536401 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:00:42")

">>38536368
>I mean are the petty officers that actually earned their crows out in the fleet going to treat me like a bag of ass off the bat?
Well kind of, but it isnt new people already know that ET and FC are push button so its already established. Plus the Navy is pretty segmented. You can be friends with everyone but you mostly just deal with people in your division its not like youre gonna even need respect from other people outside your division.
>How much sideway pussy did you get?
A fair bit lol. Phillipno girls are the best asians imo, darker skin and better bodies. Dont worry youll get laid easy enough."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536414 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:03:31")

">>38536401
>its not like youre gonna even need respect from other people outside your division.
What about LS's?
>A fair bit lol. Phillipno girls are the best asians imo, darker skin and better bodies.
Which ones have biggest bobs"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536423 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:05:02")

">>38536414
>What about LS's?
what about em?
>Which ones have biggest bobs
Phillipinos, i think its that spanish blood."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536446 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:08:31")

">>38536423
>what about em?
I've been hearing that if you're not good friends with them, you won't get any of the parts that you need for maintenance.
>Phillipinos, i think its that spanish blood.
I have a thing for huge boobs. No idea why, and that's where most asians lack. Do you even need to speak their language? How do you pick up girls without the language barrier?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536461 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:10:53")

">>38536446
>I've been hearing that if you're not good friends with them, you won't get any of the parts that you need for maintenance.
meh, theyll respect you if youre cool and give them a coca cola.
>I have a thing for huge boobs
well most arent huge but they aint bad
>No idea why
Cause tits are awesome duh
.Do you even need to speak their language? How do you pick up girls without the language barrier?
Barerly exists lol most of these women speak english and make money and have fun with sailors. Trust me theyll understand youre intentions"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536472 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:13:17" && image=="IMG_7la3vw.jpg")

"What is the debt forgiveness/student loan repayment like with the Army? Completed my 2-year degree in the spring but I have no more munnie and I was interested in the CID direct accession thing but that requires a 4-year degree. Not sure whether I should just try to enlist as something else now to pay for the rest of the degree later with GI Bill and if I liked the Army go back in as CID or if I should just bite the bullet and take some loans out and finish my bachelors. Do TS clearance MOS even take people with significant debts?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536479 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:14:41")

">>38536461
>Barerly exists lol most of these women speak english and make money and have fun with sailors. Trust me theyll understand youre intentions
Fuuuuuuuck. Get me out of this shithole, it's like the more east I go in the US the less that girls want white dudes. Need a Flip girl to ride my face after I tell her that I like her shirt or some bullshit. Wake me up inside dude"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536526 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:21:41")

"Just got an AAS in CNC machining and I'm having a hard time finding a job in my area.
I'd really like to go back to school and study Manufacturing Engineering, and I figure if I have to move to find work anyway I might as well enlist.
From the little bit of research I've done, it looks like the Navy is my best bet because I'd like to travel as much as possible.
Anyone want to give me some insight?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536529 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:22:03")

">>38536479
well it can definitely happen."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38536911 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:02:19")

"Navy folks, what's A school like? Do you get out much on the weekends, have free time to pursue hobbies at all?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38537045 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:49:10")

"Gunners mate, coast guard. What do they actually do?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38537237 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:55:47")

">>38534496
>>38534500
I mean if 8/10 guys are doing it there's definitely some social pressure. I doubt commands are pushing it, but it seems like your peers would be"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38537288 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:11:34")

">>38536119
Ya, prior service pick jobs at meps. Thats why alot of dudes go reserves or NG to pick their jobs and switch to active. Good luck though, hopefully there are some good jobs. Worst case you hate the job you pick, and reclass to 35L at any point mid contract if you meet the reqs."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38537300 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:14:54")

">>38537045
Mate with the gunner, that's what they do in the Coast Guard right?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38537313 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:18:47")

">>38536338
I still dont get why, out of all the medical jobs, you want 68P. You can literally become one as a civ for less than 2k."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38537328 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:24:15")

">>38536472
Since you got no options, go 31B, finish your degree while in using TA, and apply for 31D once you hit the requirements. Hell you might get lucky as hell and get assigned to a CID unit, but thats only a 1% chance. Ive only known E4 31b with degrees whove been directly assigned there."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38537331 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:25:31")

">>38536526
Pick navy if you wanna travel. Pick army if when you go to job selections and none of the jobs you want are there."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38537336 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:26:03" && image=="15219501_10157839371440788_5925170320851899400_n.jpg")

">Old Friends Edition

Well 4 years ago I remember being on this thread and talking to a couple of guys to help decide what I wanted to do.

Now here I am three years later in the AF as a Cop, in constant pain, but ive made some good friends and helped a couple of guys not suck start their 9's.

Its a good run so far /k/"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38537346 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:29:44")

">>38535873
Categorically false

>t. Military brat that lied about everything and still got everything"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38537354 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:31:22")

">>38537336
LMAO

You better not be blaming us for your dumbass going security forces. NO ONE recommends security forces. Also, airforce cop? Get fucking real."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38537359 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:32:25")

">>38537346
How old are you, and when did you join?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38537369 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:35:26")

">>38537359
Joined almost 3 years ago with over 18 years of Tricare records that never got checked. I'm talking mental health, broken bones, "umwaiverable shit," as one anon put it

>full TS and airborne"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38537375 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:37:01")

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9Tg2QtpP7A";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38537570 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:15:47")

"Do Rangers really “lead the way” ???";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38537691 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:35:03")

">>38537570
To the va hospital"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38537740 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:44:24")

"Who here dips

Currently on that General Snus"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38537790 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:53:04")

">>38535853
How do you get your psychedelics.

I'm finding it hard to get shrooms, i really want to try them."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38537824 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:00:48")

">>38537790
Not him, but papa johns"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38537841 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:05:18")

">>38537313
>cuckifornian looking to leave my past behind
>live in car to afford food
What do you suggest if I'm hellbent on a 68 series?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38537886 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:13:56")

">>38537841
What part of cali? Im from burbank area. Also 68W E6.

What exactly do you want to get out of going medical? Whats the end goal here? Wanna be a nurse/doctor/physical therapist/etc? Also, why army in particular? I can lay out a pathway for you, depending on what you want to do."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38538013 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:37:23")

"What’s the consensus on CID vs CounterIntel?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38538066 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:46:33")

">>38538013
Two totally different job areas, both have different ways to get into them. Both are excellent jobs."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38538146 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:04:08")

"27, going on 28
Too late??
Using usmc 3 pull ups, 50 sit ups, and 28 minute 3 mile run I'm nit in shape, so may have to enlist @ 28
Tried before during obama admin but was denied because no hugh school diploma
>wut do"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38538184 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:12:44")

">>38538146
lol same but I'll be on the edge of 26 when I go to talk to the recruiter again"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38538210 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:17:22")

">>38538146
Too late for usmc, just fine for everyone elsr."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38538270 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:28:02")

">>38531957
I'm a 24 year old college dropout (30k debt) and general failure at life.
Will the USAF still take me?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38538296 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:32:34")

">>38531957
would anyone recommend joing a like ships protection crew ya know? like the big ass ones to kill pirates and shit seems fun to shoot at nigo nogs once a year and get paid"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38538346 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:40:08")

">>38538270
Yeah debt will make TS clearance hard though. I know most white guys in my USMC unit are college dropouts so youll fit right in"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38538354 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:41:35")

">>38538184
You can take a 5k from 28 minutes to 23 minutes in a month of non intense training, pullups to 10 also is extremely easy in a single month"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38538366 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:43:28")

">>38537375
Special forces selection is harder than it was 30 years ago."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38538396 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:50:08")

">>38538270
they legit don't care, as long as you can still do PT, they will teach you whatever job you sign up for"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38538418 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:54:59")

">>38538346
No it wont

The only debt that affects clearance is personal loans and delinquent payments on bills and credit cards. You can have fucking 40k in credit debt and get TS, as long as youre not delinquent."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38538443 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:58:12")

">>38536050
ROTC army for bonuses and in ROTC pay.

If you actually give a shit about your job then it'd depend on your field, USMC and coast goard should be considered, but if you don't really give a shit then army for money."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38538454 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:59:24")

">>38535045
do an mos with secret clearence not TS"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38538463 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:00:26")

">>38534440
To be fair morter is a /komfy/ mos when you got your little camp setup"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38538472 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:01:38")

"What's the funnest MOS?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38538527 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:13:20")

">decide against running today since I made good progress yesterday
>forget to pick up pack of cigars for the rest of my weed before i quit
>run to the gas station and back

yeet got my run in anyway"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38538546 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:18:38")

">>38537886
Oakland. I want a difficult job that forces me to learn a lot, I want to make an impact on many people's lives. I want to feel necessary in my workplace and not disposable. I hate just getting by and army was the easiest path imo to leave everything behind and actually start living. My family had a chokehold on my life until the day I turned 18 and kicked me out telling me to not talk to them until I'm married, so I was a homeless child for 5 years trying to figure out how to interact with people. I'm tired of not being challenged mentally in any way.

I've always had a fascination with body parts (bones, tendons, and muscles specifically), have a great attention to detail and could always notice changes in environment. I think it would be best for me to do radiology instead of slaving away at a warehouse so passively that I can't remember what month it is.

I don't like interacting with people to the degree where I'd consider a therapist position, but I do enjoy interaction. I wouldn't mind slaving away in a dark room alone for 15 hours a day however."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38538623 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:34:29")

">>38538546
Alright,lets put you on the track for registered nurse, they make 60 an hour starting in the bay area. My sister is actually a RN in san fran right now making 90 an hour. Lives in a cabin at tahoe and commutes to SF to work 3 days a week.

This is what you do, enlist as a 68C,this gets you working as an LPN, doing basic nurse work, at the end of AIT you actually get licensed as one. Then during your 3-4 years work on a bachelors of nursing online, then when your contract is over you will either have your BSN done or be close to finishing. If you need to finish it when youre out, finish it at SFSU, so you get paid 4-5k a month from GI bill, and apply for unemployment to get an extra 1-2k on top, or just work as an LPN at a hospital part time,pay is 40 bucks anhour starting. Once you have your BSN you can take the state liscensing exams either for free or reduced costs. Once you have everything done you can apply for an RN position andstart out with 70-80 an hour because of work exp and degree.

Reason im against radiology is because you can make more and co tribute more as a nurse be it LPN or RN.

I actually have my BSN done(along with a shit ton of other licenses), and im signed up for medical school through the military, ill start next year. Switching from army to airforce. So ill be an airforce O3 or O4 when i finish med school."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38538749 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:54:58")

">>38536911
A school is a school. You go there to learn, piss about and what not."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38538756 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:55:44")

">>38538623
Ty and god bless"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38538839 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:08:09")

">>38538623
>tahoe to san francisco
Does she sleep at the hospital?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539025 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:37:26")

">>38538839
She couch surfs at her friends, but ya occasionally sleeps at hospital or in car. At one point she was working part time in san fran and part time in beverly hills, flying back and forth while living in marina del ray. But even she knew that couldnt last long, she did it for like 6 months before she moved up north permanently.

>>38538756
No prob man, if you got any questions feel free to ask."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539077 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:46:15")

">>38538366
Yeah all these schools honestly got harder overall post 9/11. Just look at BUDS today. 20 years ago you could go to into BUDS with a standard high school athletic background and come out alright provided you were resilient and truly wanted it. Now you have to do like 26-52 weeks of intensive training to even be competitive. That being said, SFPC (SOPC) does a great job of getting guys to succeed at SFAS, which is why X-Rays actually do pretty well provided they make it to SFAS. Not as well as batt guys, but better than your standard 11b from a line unit. Some people shit on programs like SFPC and pre-RASP but if you're going to make that intense of a selection course, you honestly might as well try to help guys coming off the street be succesful."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539108 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:49:42")

">>38539077
Not him, but I would agree the schools got harder, but during the 03-07 timeframe, they were definitely pushing dudes through to meet numbers."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539146 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:54:43")

"350F here, ama. Im in an extremely spoonfeeding mood.

Also, anyone know anything about infrared indoor grills? Considering getting one after watching this one gay netflix show my wife got me to watch."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539164 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:56:50")

"anybody ever get turned down security clearance and have to take a shitty job?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539176 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:58:44")

">>38539164
Not me personally, but know plenty who have.
>t. 350F/security manager"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539193 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:01:01")

">>38539176
Does it seem like they're pretty cool about it?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539245 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:08:55")

">>38539193
The people who get denied? Of course theyre pissed, especially those who fight it after the fact and fail. But as long as they dont get a shitty job they are usually happy, just pissed from wasting so much time. The ones who take it the worst are always females. Mostly because they get the shittiest job selections lmao. Usually I tell people that once they get that shitty job and they dont like it, they can reroll the dice by going to the S3 and getting another option/options. For example, one chick I knew got fucked when she was trying to reclass to 35P(she couldnt get a TS because army trolled her with SLRP, didnt pay, and loans now became delinquent), she had a secret clearance, then they gave her carpenter, I was like, go to s3 and try again since your unit is shitty, she went, and came back with 37F with airborne and language school."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539260 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:11:11")

">>38539146
Dope. Gonna ask some cod kid questions then. When you worked with 18F's, how much analysis did they do themselves vs. just giving you raw intel to analyze? While 18F's I assumed worked pretty closely with SOT-A's, did 18E's ever work with them at all? Also, besides making sure people can talk to each other, what the hell do 18E's do? Do they ever intercept communications / do SIGINT shit? Alright that's all my cod questions. Thank you 350f senpai."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539381 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:26:52")

">>38539260
18F are the people who gather info from the main intel support team. This is the person we relay info to(as well as the team leader and his xo). They are essentially the guys who are supposed to know all the shit about everything for the area and operations. I will add that they only let the most squared away dudes do this job, its not a choice, its an assigment, just like sf warrants. 18E only deal with comms and make sure they got all their shit running. If they do have to do intercept shit, they just have familiarization with the equipment and set it up. But you would be surprised with what a support team of 35N/S/P can do with very little hands on. When I was in group, we had a commo warrant always hanging around the 18Es making sure everything was running and they knew how to do shit.

Also, 18F dont really talk to SOTA. The intel support team and leadership talk to SOTA. SOTA is kind of seperate from group."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539437 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:37:15")

">>38539381
Ah ok. So dream career for me would be doing reconnaissance and surveillance shit and intel shit somehow together while also kicking doors in every once in awhile. 18E to 18F to a spooky unit the best route for this?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539490 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:44:06")

">>38534479
Only way to guarantee 11B is to join the national guard and request an 11B slot on your contract if there’s an opening in the unit you’re joining. Otherwise, it’s up in the air. If it’s any consolation, the army needs way less chucks than bravos so you have a better chance at getting 11B anyway."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539491 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:44:16")

"My max pushup is about 15-25 (haven't tested to failure). Weakling, I know. Been sedentary my whole life, 5'6" 145lb so it's just weakness rather than size. How quickly should I expect to see improvements with a regular routine? I don't know when I ship off, gotta wait for medical waivers [fuck you tricare], then I'll have to choose a rate, then wait for basic, but I probably have a few months to improve.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539493 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:44:17")

"i still don't get why everyone and their mother on here wants to go 18x or whatever... probability of washing out is high, then the army puts you in some job you didn't even want";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539513 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:46:24" && image=="1526011779883.jpg")

">He didn't attend a Service Academy";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539529 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:48:35")

">>38539437
Lmao no. Pick combat or pick intel. Like I said, 18F is not a choice, its an assignment. If you want both, you gotta do them seperately. Or join the USMC, go sniper, then career as ground intel. Although from what ive heard, that job area is extremely broad, you can be assigned to a desk, or you can be leading a team. But I dont know too much about it, probably wait till bro203 trip guy pops up and ask him since he does that.

Now its not TOTALLY unrealistic to do both, for instance you could probably do recon type stuff in regiment as an 11B, then say fuck you awesome job, I wanna be a butterbar intel officer(I dont mention reclassing because that would be the dumbest fucking career move to make in an already dumb career plan).

You will just waste alot of time trying to do both combat and intel in the army."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539535 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:49:52")

">>38539491
For passing a PT test, it's literally as simple as doing as many push ups and sits ups as tip muscle failure every morning and before bed. You'll see results in a few weeks actually. Just remember that getting fit is half excercise and the other half actually having a good diet"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539554 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:52:51")

">>38539513
>He didn't join enlisted and get into a Service Academy when there's way less competition

Shit, West Point APPROACHED my dad begging for him to attend just off his asvab and performance in his first year. Mind you, this was in the early 90s and he turned it down for being a terrible student and planning on getting married, but from what I hear none of the academies even give out the number of appointments they allot to their respective branch. Not from a lack of trying, either, it's just that enlisted-to-officer usually means OCS so you can do college in a more relaxed manner and not have a 4 year gap that doesn't count as time in service"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539564 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:54:26")

">>38539493
cuz SF is cool. Seriously though because I think SF attracts a certain group of people that wouldn't normally be interested in big army, honestly myself included in that category. Like a guy with a masters that's 25 or older may be willing to join up if he has a straight shot at SF. I think that's why 18x is actually a good thing besides just being a way for the army to fill shitty MOS's with stupid kids that drop first day of SOPC hold. I guess for me, I come from an upper middle class background, in which my parents are willing to pay for a top tier STEM degree so the perks of why most people join (free college, literally a job and way to escape from home) don't really apply to me. But SF being a direct option (obviously OSUT, Airborne and SOPC exist but still more direct than any other way) is more appealing to me than working at da Google making $200,000-300,000 a year as a software engineer. Plus I grow facial hair really quickly so being able to rock a beard while deployed would be dope."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539567 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:54:46")

">>38539513
No point, wanted to do shit first. But I am going to apply for VMI next year when my contract is up. Ill be almost 23, so I still make the age cutoff."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539573 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:55:39")

">>38539491
You should be able to do 15 pullups in a month"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539609 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:58:20")

">>38539529
Yeah sounds like NG SF plus intel civvy job is the best route despite both of those being fucking tough goals."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539641 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:02:18")

">>38539609
No, thats actually extremely reasonable. With a degree alone you can get in on a GS5 position as an intel analyst. Or shit, just get any GS job period in any field, and you can lat transfer into intel.

I was just saying doing both in military is very unlikely unless you just want to waste time."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539658 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:04:18")

">>38539641
cont
Like this
https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/497714500"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539666 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:05:33")

">>38539658
So how then hard is it to transfer from DoD intel to three letter intel?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539777 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:17:39")

">>38539666
Not too bad, because you will already have a clearance and be vetted. I went from Library of congress, to DIA, to army. Its all about how you set up your resume, application, and go through the interview. The main issue is it takes months to hear back, and job postings fluctuate, sometimes they will be hiring for the job you want and sometimes they wont. When I was starting out, I had 5 job offers that I accepted, and I went with the first one that sent me the final offer letter and the quickest start date. Didnt notify the other positions until my ass was in seat. You got to be very proactive in applying every single day. Dont be one of those people who applies for 5 jobs all at once then waits. You gotta be checking shit every day.

Also, its easier to get in DoD than anything else. FBI takes too goddamn long, CIA purposely takes fucking forever to respond, and NSA at least responds pretty fast. I would just stick to DoD and every other agency that isnt the big 3. Pretty much anything that uses usajobs for hiring is fast(response within 3 months). FYI if you dont get responses or chosen for an interview, its not because there are better qualified people, its just that your resume did not reflect the job posting closely enough. Resumes are not scanned by a program like some people believe. A random HR guy is the one that passes your resume through. He doesnt know what the job is at all, so he just compares the resume to the posting. If it looks similar, he passes it up. Then the hiring authority(your future boss) looks through the 10-20 resumes that HR pushes through from the 50-100, and selects the top 5 that sounds legit and not copy pasted. Then during the interview, they choose the candidate that they feel will be great to work with personality wise, AND gives the most detailed answers on work experience. They dont want generic internet answers, they want extremely detailed real life examples."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539810 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:21:31")

">>38539777
Ah ok dope. I plan on doing NG SF, finishing out my degree (CS w/ Arabic minor if that means anything) after the completing the Q hopefully, and applying to three letters my junior year and DoD senior year. So basically it comes down to just crafting a solid resume like any other job provided you have an interesting background?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539831 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:24:19")

">>38539493
Because I have a history degree with a Russian minor and I want to actually do something cool with it. Plus most of the 18x drops are idiots who can't hack it at SOPC, so I have a solid level of confidence that I'll get selected"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539846 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:26:21")

">>38537740
Got 4 rolls in the mail about a week ago.
>>38538146
>>38538184
Dont try marines, take extra time to prepare, get your GED if you need it, then go army
>>38538296
If you mean contractor for anti piracy yes ive heard of people doing it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539870 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:29:45")

">>38539810
Dont bother applying for 3 letter agencies until after you get your degree. They are gonna screen you out. Also, make sure you know exactly what job you want to do in those agencies, especially CIA, because they dont let you apply multiple times, they make you apply for multiple jobs all at once. So my recommendation is immediately once you start your final semester, apply for every job you can on usajobs(most entry level are on the east coast or midwest). That includes places like library of congress, dept of treasury, dept of interior, architect of the capitol, smithsonian, etc. Literally every GS job you see. That way you are actually working and progressing, instead of sitting around waiting for cia, fbi, etc. Hell you could probably get a job as a human resources assistant, lat transfer to intel, and have over a year under your belt before you start the process for those other jobs, and probably 2 years before you even have a start date for training and shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539875 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:30:46")

">>38539777
>because you will already have a clearance and be vetted
This is changing. I've kept a toe in that side of things and by the end of next year, clearances will be role/branch specific and not government-wide.

>>38539666
I have no idea why people plan elaborate and complex career plans like this. Why go to one place with the intention of transferring to another? If you want that one, just join them in the first place. Of course people do transfer but it's usually under less than desirable circumstances.

If you want to work for the DoD then join the DoD. If you want to work for the FBI/CIA/whatever, join them. They have recruitment processes. Military experience will give you a bit of an in, but most of your colleagues will not have any and they will do quite fine in whatever role."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539894 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:33:58")

">>38539875
>clearances
I was talking more like, I have a clearance from smithsonian thats active, so when I apply for fbi or whatever, they will have already vetted me through DOJ within the past year when they ran my name for the smithsonian job, etc. I wasnt trying to be specific, just saying in general."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539925 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:38:11")

">>38539894
At the moment you are cleared and then that's that. Barring TK clearances they're accepted anywhere in the USA and anywhere the USA happens to have a presence, doesn't matter who you were working for when you got it. You could get it through the USMC and use it with the Department of Agriculture.

This is going to change. The reasoning shouldn't really bother you, but what will happen now is that a central agency will conduct vetting and the individual assigned a clearance will only be able to use it within strict parameters. There are going to be some exceptions to that but across the board clearances and vetting is going to become a lot tighter."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539966 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:43:26")

">>38539925
Is this due to the whole reality winner / whistleblower shit or due to the fact that a 35F fresh out of AIT with a TS shouldn't be on the same level clearance wise as a CIA spook?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539978 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:45:44")

">>38539925
Lmao, I understand how clearances work. I know its gonna change, but theres no point in discussing it and confusing new people when it hasnt taken effect yet. Just like why we dont use the tier system on here, because that info hasnt caught up with the public yet, they still think its SSBI, NACLC, SS, TS, etc.

I was more talking about that if you have a clearance period, that means youve been vetted by DoJ and your hiring agency, so hiring authorities will look at that with a little favorability. I actively participate in hiring panels for army. When a hiree mentions their clearance, we just look that its within the 3 year timeline, otherwise we just get them what they need no problem. In the future, its not gonna be that simple, and we will actually start categorizing needs. But where I work, EVERYONE has to have a TS."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38539985 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:46:53")

">>38539978
>tier system
Is that where something is classified as not just TS but as like TS and then a code word or two?
t. non serve"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540000 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:49:11")

"How do they pass the time in the navy?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540003 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:50:01")

">>38540000
thai hookers and gay hazing"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540012 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:51:10")

">>38539966
CIA have different clearances already. So thats not a very good comparison. It has to do that security offices arent revoking access everytime a personnel doesnt need it anymore. For example, the NATO clearances, those are supposed to be revoked once you leave a unit that requires it.

>>38539985
No, its what we call TS and Secret and such now. It was to seperate shit like Top Secret and Top Secret/SCI type of stuff. Because some stuff just doesnt and shouldnt require a full SSBI etc. And then you got public trust shit, etc. They just wanted to make it less lengthy in wording to describe all this shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540027 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:52:59")

">>38539513

>He didn't attend an Ivy League"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540059 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:58:19")

">>38539985
Not as such.

There are ones that are rarer to issue, but aren't necessarily any more difficult to acquire. TK is a good example of that. They go into no more investigative depth of you as an individual than TS, but the job it's related to is weird so very few people actually get one. STRAP is the same. Fewer individuals will get one, but it's not any "harder" to get. The process is the same.

The British model, which is the one the US will be adopting, is probably a good example of how to get it right. It's (very) strictly run, with clear differences between each level and decent practice all-round. I had a British DV (TS-SCI equiv) and the process was unnerving, to say the least."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540083 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:02:32")

">>38540059
Speaking of the british MoD model, I remember when I had to learn about it back in 2013-2014 timeframe. Essentially what they did was make the equivalent of our TS to secret, and our secret to confidential(simplified explanation)."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540106 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:06:04")

">>38540000
>How do they pass the time in the navy?
You mean underway?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540144 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:11:43")

">>38540027
>Ivy League
>Better than a Service Academy
O I am laffin"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540224 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:25:49")

">>38540106
Yes"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540227 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:25:58")

">>38540144

>Service Academy
>Better than Ivy League

What kool aid are you drinking?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540233 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:27:00" && image=="70AD4F0A-C782-4427-8D14-A35933941C18.jpg")

"BBRRÖÖÖDDD :-DDDD";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540237 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:27:22")

">>38540227
It's as good an education/degree without 6-figure debt, so it's better"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540241 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:28:00")

">>38540224
Depends on the job. If you stand a lot of watch or do a lot of maintenance youll probably want to sleep in your free time. If you got an easy job you can watch movie or play cards/dominos on the mess decks."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540244 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:28:41")

">>38540237
You know whats even better, ROTC scholarship at a prestigious school."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540248 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:29:14")

">>38540237

Whatever you have to tell yourself."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540281 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:33:35")

">>38540233
Based"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540301 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:36:12")

"Hey anons, recruiter just told me 35L is only open for a target amount of slots, and once they fill up its closed for good to entry level. I tried to see if I could get an age waiver, and they told me I had to be 19 1/2 even with an age waiver. I wont hit that for another year, so I reserved a 35M OP 4, 4 years, 10k bonus. No language school(thank god). Its not that I dont want to go to DLI, I just dont want to be an IET soldier for 2+ years.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540310 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:38:06")

">>38540237
>going into debt at an Ivy
If your family makes less than like 100k per year, you pay nothing. They only charge full tuition to rich families that can afford it. Nobody going to an ivy is getting in crushing debt from that."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540326 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:40:13")

">>38540310
not him, but I would like to inform people that prestigious schools in the UK like oxford or cambridge are only 10k a semester for tuition."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540351 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:43:58")

">>38540244
Seconding this

I got a great education, the same commission, and I'm still a pilot with the rest of these academy pukes, but I got to party my ass off and slay sorority puss instead get the fuck hazed out of me and being miserable for 4 years."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540366 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:46:10")

">>38540326

Yeah, but that's three semesters a year unlike the US. That said, I actually qualify to attend those institutions, and I might do that for funsies."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540392 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:49:43")

">>38540301
To be honest nobody's even sure what they're gonna make the 35L privates do"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540399 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:51:19")

">>38540351
I actually considered doing rotc, but I ended up going enlisted as airborne 19D(did it cause my dad and grandpa were cavalry men). Next year I plan to go to VMI so I can experience the academy life, once my contract is over. I want to go 19A NG for my state. Every male up until my grandfather went to VMI, he didnt go because he ended up becoming an officer during the korean war. My dad wanted to be a hippy over at william and mary college until he decided to enlist with his best friend for vietnam, then ended up never going back to school. So I want to restart the tradition of going to VMI."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540423 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:53:50")

">>38540392
Probably work as junior agents until they hit E4, or intel support for DIA or some shit. They all have to do airborne physicals, so I assume they are gonna be pushing people through airborne and then try and convince dudes to go rasp."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540462 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:00:49")

">>38540326
Yeah, I honestly wish I'd gotten my shit together enough at the end of high school to end up there or at an ivy. I got good grades and am about to finish a degree at a very good stem school, but you always wonder."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540473 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:02:38")

">>38540462
Just enlist or commission after your degree, use gi bill for masters at oxford."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540484 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:04:24")

"What chow like for Navy boot camp? I'm kind of a picky eater.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540501 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:06:46")

">>38540484
>I'm kind of a picky eater.
Gay?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540509 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:07:25")

">>38540501
Only slightly."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540575 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:14:51")

"Thinking of joining the Air National Guard but standard contract length for ANG is 6 years, I heard Army National Guard contracts can be down to 3 years; do a lot of people in NG take the 6 years especially for the extra bonus/benefits? I’m 24 right now and not really wanting to serve past 30";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540581 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:15:48")

">>38540575
Mine was 6 active 2 inactive for army ng. They do have some shorter ones, but it's not that much of a time commitment."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540585 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:16:43" && image=="anime-girl-with-gun-wallpaper-5251.jpg")

"Okay so I'm NatGuard and i will be going to Kuwait soon™.
Anyone here gone to this shithole that can tell me a bit about it? I know the beaches are nice looking but that's it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540592 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:17:45")

">>38540575
lmao are you seriously crying about contract length in the fucking national guard? Is 2 days a month too much of an inconvenience for you?

Also, contract length is determined by how good a job is, so if you want a short contract, get a shitty job. Just off the top of my head, 42A was a 3 year obligation, carpenter was 3 or 4 years I think."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540594 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:17:53")

">>38540509
you'll fit right into the navy then... but honestly navy chow is fair from what i hear, step above army... step below AF"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540616 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:19:58")

">>38540585
All the cool kids call it Q8. Its probably one of the more comfy deployments you can get, although last time I was at bagram it was kuwait tier. Last time I was in kuwait was 2008, and iraq and afghanistan were still shit holes.Its probably a luxury resort now."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540691 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:30:01")

">>38540059
>unnerving, to say the least
Would you care to expand on this? Was it a lot of poly and questioning or what?
Just curious."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38540696 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:30:39")

">>38540585
It's a deployment... it isn't supposed to be fun (unless it's a combat deployment and that's your thing)

Army has kuwait, marines have oki... they both suck ass but it's a chill deployment as far as i know"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541023 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:15:00")

"Honestly looking at joining SFAB, I hate my unit and they're standing up a BDE at Bragg";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541067 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:21:31")

">>38531957
Went and took my afqt today, scored a 25 out of the 31 needed. I suck cock in math but the god damn test had no history or science on it. Was told Id passed the asvab, if I took it. Taking my picat test on Monday and doing some studying this weekend. Going for military police in the reserves. So am I an idiot?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541101 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:25:51")

">>38541067
>going for MP in the reserves

Yes, you are an idiot."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541157 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:32:20")

">>38541023
Do it, while its a new program before all the real shit bags get in."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541165 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:33:22")

">>38541067
Why didnt you study?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541189 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:36:40")

">>38541157
I feel like it's already doomed, and what would 35 series even do?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541192 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:37:00")

">>38541165
Went into to the office on a whim, spent this last year building my self back up from 3 years in crutches and 3 surgeries. Did not think he would want to work with me but I was wrong. Asked me to take the afqt and said fuck it. Now im pretty serious about enlisting since he said they are pretty lenient in giving out waivers and my issues should not be a problem. Small chance they will reject me but thats rare, he said."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541201 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:37:46")

">>38541189
What do you mean? Do you not know what SFAB is? Google that first."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541212 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:38:47")

">>38541192
Wait did you take the practice or real asvab?

Also, why 31B in reserves?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541223 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:39:36")

">>38541201
I know what it is, I just don't see us teaching desert or jungle people how to do SIGINT"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541248 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:41:26")

">>38541223
Did you only read the summary of what the units mission was? Keep reading"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541262 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:43:11")

">>38541212
It was the practice afqt or some shit, i did on the computet. Like 20 mins of time. I take the picat on monday. Military police is the only combat or weapons based, job in the reserves and i want to atleast work with guns in some way."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541282 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:45:20")

">>38541248
I did, everything written seems like a best guess from someone that has no idea what they're talking about

>Incorporating signals intelligence equipment and analysts into the SFAB could contribute to the advisory mission in two ways. First, signals intelligence should act as a primary means of detecting threats to advisory forces in the unstable environments in which they will operate. Second, fusing sophisticated U.S. SIGINT capabilities with the advised forces’ knowledge of the local environment can both enhance the SFABs’ credibility and encourage partner forces to develop complementary SIGINT capacity of their own. The sweet spot for any advising mission is to demonstrate an authentic desire to improve a partner’s capacity by using unique capabilities to achieve shared goals. And, by demonstrating the utility of SIGINT technology without simply handing it over, the advisors can motivate advisees to develop their own capabilities without creating dependencies."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541327 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:50:14")

">>38541262
FYI picat isnt the real asvab, its another practice test because you got such a low score.

I HIGHLY recommend you study the asvab for dummys book every single day until you take the real asvab at meps. There is a free copy in the sticky, or just spent the 10-20 bucks for the latest version. We recommend this particular study guide because all the pictures and questions will almost exactly the same as on the real test. I actually got a 43 on the practice test, and after studying the book along with other study guide brands, I got a 92. I had only 3 days to study too. If it makes you feel better, my cousin got a 13 on the practice and got an 88 on the real. She went MP too, shes a CID agent now.

I dont understand what you meant by
>Military police is the only combat or weapons based, job in the reserves and i want to atleast work with guns in some way.
You know that other jobs like 11b, 19d, exist in the reserves. Also, if you just want to handle guns and possibly become a gunsmith, you can go 91F, they offer a program at the AIT to become a certified gunsmith in conjunction with a gunsmithing school."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541352 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:52:46")

">>38539535
How fast do you raise those numbers up in bootcamp? Say you go in weak as fuck can you end up doing 50 push ups and 60 situps by the time you hit your 3rd prt?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541375 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:55:28")

">>38541327
Well thanks for the advice, I was told the asvab has a much broader range of questions and that most people do better on that than the practice, like you are saying. He did give me advice on study guides. Basiclly i need to touch up on mathmatics and ill be fine. I will look at the sticky for help. Thanks. He did talk about other jobs but mp just seems to be up my alley since im trying to get into law enforment in civilan world. Lastly he did say, i did average compared to most people and they had one guy come in and score a 10 but retook it and passed. Time to study my ass off."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541376 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:55:32")

">>38541282
Alright, so essentially SFAB is three parts, one part as an instructor, one part as support for our forces, and one part as support for joint missions. As a 35N, you are gonna be overseeing the training of the field sigint equipment, as well as overall intelligence handling. During joint support missions, youre gonna be advising a foreign sigint(or just plain intelligence) team(the one you helped train up).

What rank are you?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541404 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:58:50")

">>38541376
E4(P)
So we just teach them how to into TACSIG, not the actual SCIF stuff? Too easy, thanks for the clarification"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541434 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:01:22")

">>38541375
DO NOT do MP if your plan is to do local LEO. When you go in front of the hiring panel for the LEO job they are going to pass you over automatically. Because, as an MP you are going to learn a bunch of laws and procedures that absolutely will confuse the shit out of you with real civilian laws. If your purpose is LEO, go any other job. If youre not gonna go LEO, then continue on with 31B

As far as the test goes, yes the real asvab is a broad range of subjects. HOWEVER, the scores that determine what jobs pop up on your list, and determine future military schools you can attend, fall under the GT score. GT score and QT score(the one thats on the scale of 1-99) are all math and english. The other subjects and scores determine job specialties. If you look in the for dummys book, it explains how the scoring all works. FYI we all recommend the for dummys version just because of how closely it relates to the actual test. Ive looked at the kaplan and other brands and they werent as close as the for dummys to the real test. Definitely study your ass off. Better to score high now, then having to retake the test later when youre in and need a higher score to attend shit like airborne and such."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541447 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:02:51")

">>38541404
Ya, just basic field shit, and basic intelligence gathering and organization. You should definitely go for it, they will auto promote you to E5 from what I hear. Plus it will give you the chance to get real familiar with the field equipment most 35N never see or use outside of AIT."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541487 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:07:13")

">>38541447
I'm already "tactical" certified, just never used it. I'm going to BLC next month, then my reenlistment window opens up in a couple months, so I might wait till i pin on so they max my points for e6"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541535 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:11:50")

">>38541487
Ya bro, go for it. Then when you finish your first deployment with sfab, have them send you to ALC, and then put your warrant packet in. Being an intel warrant is night and day. There are times when I look back when I was an E6 where I wish I could have told people to fuck off like I can now.
>350F anon btw."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541551 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:13:35")

">>38541434
I will keep this all in mind and im studying right now. I should of been more specific on law enforcement, I just want to get in the dept of corrections and they have minimal requirements. I thought Mp would be fine with that."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541564 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:15:02")

">>38541535
Yeah our 350N is my hero, that dude just knows everything, doesn't give a fuck about anything, says, "yeah, that's not gonna fucking happen, sir" to our BC at almost every brief/opsync I see him at (rare)... He's like an E4 with suction"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541579 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:15:58")

">>38541327
PICAT is the real ASVAB, actually. You take it on your own, and then go in to MEPS to confirm the results in a 30 min test. If you get a similar enough score in that 30 min test your score on the PICAT is your ASVAB score. If it's too different, it launches you right into the ASVAB and that new one is the one that counts."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541582 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:16:01")

">>38541551
Thats fine, then go 31B. FYI look up 31E. I just wanted to make sure you know beforehand that police depts will look negatively at you for being an MP."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541593 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:17:28")

">>38541067
Afqt? ASVAB??"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541595 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:17:33")

">>38541564
I like to think warrants have the technical skill and knowledge of an E6 with the power of an O3."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541601 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:18:18")

">>38541595
And the shamming proficiency of a permanent specialist"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541604 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:18:35")

">>38541579
That sounds really dumb. Why did they implement that?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541620 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:20:42")

">>38541593
He took the quick test recruiters give everyone the first time they go into the office to make sure you're not retarded, and it turns out he was in fact retarded.

>>38541604
You can only take the PiCAT if you have never taken the ASVAB before. Also no idea why they do it, I only know about it because I just got an access code for it today from my recruiter. Didn't even know it was a thing, I thought I was going in to get fingerprinted and schedule a MEPS visit to take my ASVAB, but he gives me an access code for the PiCAT instead."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541645 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:23:06")

">>38541601
How long you been in btw?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541670 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:26:02")

">>38541645
23MAY2016"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541679 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:26:37")

"You know what would be real fucking /k/? Being a 91F warrant 913A and having the title of Master Gunner.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541726 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:33:39")

">>38541670
How are you E4(P)? youve only been in 2 years. Did you come in as an E4? Also, TX, VA, or MD? Or HI? I went to VA for my first duty station as a 35N, but went from office to A FUCKING INFANTRY DIV. And they literally threw me into an S2, which is how i got into 35F."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541732 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:34:06")

">>38541620
Is it scored similarly eg max is 99?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541735 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:34:42")

">>38541726
I got waivered to PFC immediately when I got to my unit, at Bragg"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541753 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:36:51")

">>38541735
Then how are you promotable? You gotta be 1.5years TIG in E4. Did they change those minimums?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541754 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:36:54")

">>38541732
PiCAT or "let's make sure you're not retarded so you don't waste our time"?

Because for PiCAT the score that you get on it is your score (if you verify your score, which means you get roughly the same score in a short 30 min test).

I've heard your actual ASVAB score is going to be 10-15 points higher than your practice test you get in the recruiter's office, but I still need to take the PiCAT to find out for sure."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541778 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:39:58")

"Hey navy anon who posts that one hot chick all the time. Do you got any good workout or health vids for stress fractures?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541782 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:40:13")

">>38541753
Went to the board the second I hit secondary zone, which was like 4 or 5 months after I hit specialist, actually got it somehow. Now I'm waiting on BLC and hopefully points are low in a couple months for me to pick up"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541818 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:43:56")

">>38541754
I did ~86 on my practice and got a 96 on the test proper, can (anecdotally) confirm. I'm guessing it's usually higher closer to the median, like 50 practice is closer to 54-56"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541821 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:44:06")

">>38541782
Bruh, you got a good start on your career. Lmao my first 3 years was all bullshit and bad luck at every turn.

Dont even worry about points, I seriously would recommend signing up for sfab after BLC. Because they will for sure send your ass to ALC. I had to pull fucking teeth and lie to my BN CDRs face that I would stay in as an E7 if given ALC. Once you get ALC even if youre E5 only, you can go fucking warrant. Fuck E6 if you can go warrant lmao.

Have you done airborne? I think sfab sends guys to airborne, but I could be thinking of something else."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541844 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:46:22")

">>38541821
Yeah I'm airborne, and yeah SFAB might be for me. I've already gotten almost everything I want from this unit. I might go to soldier of the year board and request RSLC or Ranger school because we get school of our choice if we win, but that's about it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541888 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:52:13" && image=="1531065999500.jpg")

">>38541778
Hola
>stress fractures
Usually this is cause youre doing too much to soon or youre running form is bad.
Here are 5 vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRkeBVMQSgg&t=0s&index=5&list=PLDBM4YvYAicn8s8CqgeGPXLy2LTYNHUlj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkyBr47DdY0&t=1s&index=3&list=PLDBM4YvYAicn8s8CqgeGPXLy2LTYNHUlj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RlvKMxPMr0&t=1s&index=6&list=PLDBM4YvYAicn8s8CqgeGPXLy2LTYNHUlj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no76LyoSpFo&t=0s&index=4&list=PLDBM4YvYAicn8s8CqgeGPXLy2LTYNHUlj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I90mOmCqGc&t=0s&index=2&list=PLDBM4YvYAicn8s8CqgeGPXLy2LTYNHUlj
Kind of repetitive but more info is better than less."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38541958 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:59:22")

">>38541844
lmao if you snag fucking ranger school before your contract is up, I might just fucking track your ass down and slap you in the face for having too much good luck.

You should definitely go SFAB, it will definitely slingshot your career ahead of most of your peers. Shit, most of your peers are probably running televideo confrences as their primary duty.

You could realistically hit warrant in the next 3 years, if you started SFAB next year. The wait time from ALC completion to packet submission and response is realistically 3 months or less if youre proactive."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542009 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:05:26")

">>38541958
Most of the people I went to AIT with are in O-rooms waiting on their clearances.

Yeah I've been pretty lucky, I'm in a small provisional unit in the SOF community in the heart of airborne land, and Intel at that.

How long does it take from filling out and submitting your packet until you start WOCS? Can I do it the second I get a rocker?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542013 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:06:02")

">>38541888
I saw you help out that anon with the back injury last week, and looked at some of those vids. Thanks for these, I needed some info for my friend, she got a stress fracture on her femur where it connects to the hip from reclassing from 35M to 31K(she passed the school with the injury), and all medical did was give her crutches and calcium pills. Shes just been going to physical therapy and a chiropractor for alignment, but nothing else seems to be working. Shes at her first unit now on profile.

Thanks for the vids ill look into them."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542039 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:09:19")

">>38542013
I hope your're friendo gets better anon ;_;"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542085 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:14:31")

">>38542009
You can submit the packet literally the day you finish ALC. It took 3 months before I got word back for a report date to wocs. Mind you, I was pulling all sorts of shit. After I returned from ALC, I was supposed to extend my contract, but instead I switched over to reserves, which I had been in contact with for months, and already had my warrant packet ready for submission day one of reserves. Once they submitted the packet I got word 3 months later with a report date. Thats pretty fucking fast considering it was through reserves, and my peers at wocs all had similar timelines, about 3 months to get approval and a report date. I had been preparing and planning all that for about a year. I had a really shitty final active unit. Im talking denial of medical quarters, no signatures on profiles, clothing inventory checks every month, all kinds of bullshit for NCO and junior enlisted alike. It was just a very bad command team. I gave them a year, and they didnt fucking square away so I said fuck this shit. I couldnt leave either since that duty station was part of my reup bonus."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542121 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:17:55")

">>38542085
I won't ask the exact unit, but what base?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542148 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:21:29" && image=="1531150754359.jpg")

">>38542039
this isnt me
>>38542013
but same
>stress fracture on her femur
I figured you meant in her shins, something on the femur may be more serious."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542191 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:27:28")

">>38542121
Belvoir

I fell in love with VA(originally from CA), and my wife was from here. So I decided to settle down in northern VA where I work and where my unit is. It was between working northern VA area/DC area or working in as an instructor for DIA over in western VA. Luckily my area responded fast, and my reserve unit commander is ridiculous, when I interviewed with him, he was like, if you join my unit im pushing you into CW3, IDC how many waivers we have to put in. I NEED a 350F. I was like, sounds good where do I sign."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542207 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:28:53")

">>38542191
I grew up in NOVA, I want to go to one of the alphabet agencies when I get out"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542286 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:38:41")

">>38542207
Obviously you gotta switch to reserves when you hit warrant and join my unit(no homo). JK, you would dread being in my reserve unit. We are like a goddamn library of intelligence doctrine. You would have fun at DIA though. I dont want to recommend meade because fuck meade. You can always go to quantico and work for the muh reens. CIA is too slow in their hiring process for my tastes, plus the pay is shit compared to DoD amazingly. NSA would be cool, if your coworkers wouldnt be the nerdiest spergs the civilian world has to offer.

When you do decide to get out, either career the 20 years, or switch to reserves. Dont just up and quit. Reserves is so fucking easy, and the benefits are pretty awesome. Only reason I didnt do 20 was because I didnt want to pay taxes for the retirement while im still working until im 70. Only dumbasses retire at 38 years old and go off the grid. Every career person I know who stopped working after they got out, died after 4-6 years(12 people)."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542355 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:47:30")

"About sign up for 19D fellows. Sounds like the dream MOS for me, but just in case is there anything that could cause me to lose my GI benefits?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542378 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:49:55")

">>38542355
Make sure you are on a 3 year contract minimum.

Whats the contract details look like?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542394 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:51:21")

">>38542286
>fuck meade
>nsa would be cool
what does meade mean then"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542407 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:52:58")

">>38542394
Fort Meade, Maryland, its where one of the more populated NSA army offices are. The base is meh, the jobs I hear are good, but living in maryland is an automatic no go."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542417 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:53:52")

">>38542407
it's also where you'd work at NSA if you lived in NOVA so you still gotta deal with meade in a sense.
NSA is neat, but I agree MD is a dealbreaker."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542469 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:00:21")

">>38542417
When you get older, you care more for quality of life than job prestige. When I got out and made my way into DIA, which was my goal at the time, I thought I would be happy and work there forever, but the office and people that I worked with were shitty human beings and extremely toxic, that I said fuck this shit, and found a comfy job in the Army to sit on until my kid gets older. When my kid hits 18, ill be in my 40s still, and I will definitely switch jobs to something really special lmao. I joke about it with my wife all the time about how im gonna go state or cia as a foreign officer or some shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542514 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:05:46")

">>38542469
what about govt jobs = prestige? nothing by default
NSA is just a nice agency to work for if you're a nerd, as it should be. would do it if it wasn't where it is. might do it at another site but would like to explore private sector."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542525 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:06:44")

">>38542286
DIA and CIA are my choices at the moment, depends on what the next few years look like"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542534 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:08:31")

">>38542378
3 years and twenty one weeks. Supposed to ship out for Benning on 8-27."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542549 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:09:25")

">>38542525
Since ya'll are talking DoD, any idea if DISA is nice to work for?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542556 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:10:28")

">>38542525
glow in the dark niggers"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542584 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:12:49")

">>38542514
IDK alot of people associate gov jobs with prestige.

NSA is nice, but location location location.

>>38542525
No joke, DIA has one of the best locations for those looking to settle down over in charlottesville, VA. That place is so fucking nice, I almost considered taking a instructor position there.

>>38542549
Did you not see the part where Fort Meade is in a shitty location. And maryland is one of the most shitty states to live in. The fort is literally between Baltimore and D.C. traffic hell hole."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542604 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:15:01")

">>38542534
Any bonus? or airborne?

19D is a great job if you have a 19A as your commander. If you have an infantry commander youre just gonna be doing infantry things. with a19A commander, you get to do recon and maneuvers and shit. Also 19D is cool cause its a jack of all trades type of MOS, they cross train you guys with medical, commo, vehicle, and weapons training, more so than infantry."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542618 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:16:24")

">>38542584
I coordinate with DIA a lot for my mission, seems like they're very smart and chill"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542627 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:17:28")

">>38542604
cont
Only negatives are career progression and lack of opportunities compared to 11B. Pretty much all 19D can do is airborne, air assault, sniper school, and ranger school. But they can never be in ranger regiment. But its a good job, youll learn alot. Plus your job wont exist 10 years from now when they combine all the combat jobs together.

P.S
forgot to mention you also learn to call in arty strikes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542633 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:18:41")

">>38542618
DIA is awesome. I just hated that office I ended up working in for my particular job. If you go in as a sigint guy, you wont have to work with those garbage people."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542725 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:27:43")

">>38542633
Thanks for your help chief, see you next thread"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542820 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:36:08")

"Will I have time after SOI to go home, collect my motorcyle and ride it to my duty station?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542837 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:37:46")

">>38542820
why dont you use your 10 days of leave after boot?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542854 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:39:36")

">>38542837
Because you're not allowed a personal vehicle at SOI iirc"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542884 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:42:39")

">>38542854
Then no, you gotta wait for your christmas leave after SOI."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542906 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:45:11")

">>38542884
Ok good to know. Thanks. I won't get out of SOI until january anyway"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38542973 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:52:23")

">>38542604
>>38542627

Got an 8k bonus, couldn't get airborne but I'mg going to ask for it at OSUT.

The jack of all trades is something I've heard a lot, and it really appeals to me. I like the idea of learning all kinds of things. Hopefully I'll have a 19A commander, although learning infantry shit would be fine too. I'm determined to get the most out of it regardless. I've looked at the Promotion point cutoffs and it's been pretty low for E-5 and E-6, which is good since I'll be starting as an E-4. Gonna try to make Sergeant by the end of my contract so I have a mid-term goal to keep me motivated."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38543014 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:55:49")

">>38542820
How would you lug all your issued gear from SOI to your first duty station via motorcycle?
Also you can't drive a motorcycle until you finished BRC, the Basic Rider's Course last i checked."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38543064 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:00:52" && image=="1468063948017.jpg")

">>38543014
>Basic Rider Course

Holy shit didn't even know about that

Christ that's cucked"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38543327 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:28:40")

">>38542973
You could probably grab ranger school before you finish too. Fyi, immediately once you get to first unit start bothering them about sniper school."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38543367 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:32:23")

">>38543064
It's not a bad thing actually. Otherwise boots would go out, buy motorcycles, and then wreck in the lots. They already get in enough wrecks in cars."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38543387 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:34:31")

">>38543367
Ivrhad 5 motorbike crashes and scars all over my body from road rash.

All part of the fun"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38543402 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:35:43")

">>38541754
>>38541620
So wait if my score is higher on the real test, is that why they told me if I took the asvab, I would pass."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38543417 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:37:06" && image=="1531021700804.jpg")

">>38543387
>all part of the fun
unless you're a member of the military whose injuries and general wellness directly impact your job performance and longevity..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38543425 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:38:08" && image=="1529274518139.jpg")

">>38543402
just study so you don't have to worry..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38543487 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:45:43")

"Alright, newfag neverserved here.

Finally got the balls to join up, but theres a couple things im worried might DQ me. first up
>probably autistic but undiagnosed, I have a really hard time socializing with normalfags and infodump about guns all the time. This is the only way I can communicate outside of professional communication. How hard is it to fake being normal through the psych exam
>currently on testosterone therapy for low-t, have been for months and now my testosterone is normal and I'm losing weight and gaining physical capability so that I'll be able to meet the army entrance requirements soon. Not sure if the record of my medical treatment will DQ me, not sure if I'll go back to being low-t if I stop taking my medications.
>not a felon, no criminal record besides a speeding ticket, but as a teenager I totally did not end up in a mental hospital for suicide. That was 3 years ago, and I was a minor. Will that record come up and DQ me?

Should I just head in to the recruiters office and do my best and "forget" about the teenage mental health issues i may or may not have had? Or will that get me in legal trouble and fuck me over worse than not even trying to join. I'm sick of my life as a nogf wageslave and I want to go 11b and see action. I dont care about losing 4 years of my life and I dont care about suffering and bullshit when I'm in, because fucking christ I don't want to be a larper running around innawoods with my AR anymore, I actually want to fucking do something and push myself even if I break."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38543506 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:47:39")

">>38543487
No chance you'll get a low testosterone exemption LMAO"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38543535 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:50:34")

">>38543487
No prob youre good to go. Dont say shit, and there wont be shit. As far as the speeding ticket, any legal fine that cost less than 300 you dont have to report. Also, no T therapy for you. Just deal with low T. Although your T levels will probably go up just by being around other dudes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38543586 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:55:47")

">>38543535
Thanks, I guess I'll be heading into the recruitment office soon then. The way my testosterone therapy works might make it so that I'm able to stay high-t without it, basically was an issue with my brains endocrine system not with my balls. If it does come up on my record and DQs me, I guess that just means I wont be able to serve and I can go back to larping innawoods with the knowledge that at least I tried."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38543623 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:58:54")

"i just graduated high school and have not taken the asvab yet what do i need to study to get into the job i want which is Cyber Systems Operations";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38543627 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:59:25")

">>38543487
>autistic
>low-t
>I want to go 11b and see action. I dont care about losing 4 years of my life and I dont care about suffering and bullshit when I'm in
Listen autists have their place in the military, but infantry and combat roles in general are not those places. You're gonna suffer and you're gonna hate it. Most autists aren't good under stress and aren't good team players."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38543628 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:59:30")

">>38543586
They arent gonna magically pull up your records. They will only know what you tell them. So dont say shit. If they magically bring it up, just say you forgot or didnt know it was an issue.

>>38543623
Look at the sticky and read the for dummys download. Study that."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38543655 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:02:35" && image=="091202-M-QR623-001.png")

">>38543487
>>38543627
forgot pic
>Know yourself and seek self improvement
>Know yourself"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38543660 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:03:15")

">>38543627
I am filled with anger and want to slot floppies. I'd go join the RLI if it were the 1970s, but the army and the FFL are my only options now unless I want to join a militia and lose my citizenship, and I'm not too keen on barracks rape or learning french."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38543688 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:06:08")

">>38543623
Take a practice asvab to see where you're at. Work on your deficiencies."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38543743 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:11:35")

">>38531957
How different would 35L and 35E be?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38543775 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:14:46")

"Why would you sign up for anything other than USMC 03xx???

Just lol"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38543810 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:18:32")

">>38543660
If you're legitimately autistic and have low-t you're not going to make it in the communities you think you want to be a part of. You're not gonna be "one of the bros" or the marksman-savant they call upon when needed.
Used to be in a platoon with a legit aspie and he was constantly eaten alive for failing to adhere to regulations, failing to explain himself whenever he fucked up, and generally was a total waste on the system because he was crushed. To him, he could do nothing right because when push came to shove and shit had to happen someone would get fed up with his shit and have to do it for him because too much was going on for him to handle.
Now all of that aside, this guy would never be capable of leading anyone else, so if he was allowed to stay in (he wasn't) then he'd eventually become an NCO (I don't think he ever did) and then...not do NCO things? Fuck no. He had some potential but whatever was there was crushed by people not understanding he was a fucking sperg.
So one more time, if you actually think you're autistic you're going to have a rude awakening if you managed to join and be a grunt."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38543993 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:42:15")

">>38543743
one is an officer and one is a special agent"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==38544049 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:48:31")

"/meg/ I'm just looking for a way out, a new scene. It seems the Airforce is the only way. Is there a way to guarantee a base in like Asia, maybe hit up Korea or hell, throw me in Animeland; they have two bases. Can I ask for like an open contract in return or anything. I really don't know what I want I'm just nearly 23 and running in circles. Although it seems the AF doesn't really do enlistment bonus' or anything to sweeten the pot. But I assume with all the memes the AF is just comfier, "easier." Literally the only thing that piques my interest would be like 19K in the army since tonks r pretty cool and that's not really something I would ever be able to on the civie side.

Any tips? Insights? Ideas? Should I just enter the navy since I'm a fag?"
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