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class Thread extends Board{
public void CisLesGen(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "Cis LesGen";
int postNumber = "10832025";
String image = "download (27).jpg";
String date = "10/08/18(Mon)20:55:54";
String comment = "/clg/ - Cis Lesbian General: Shit Ex Edition

You ever date somebody and then look back and go "holy hell what was I thinking?" Tell us your stories of terrible bad taste.

REMINDER: We have a constant influx of trolls here. Do not reply to them, they're here for the (You)s. Sage, report, call the cops.

Discord: https://pastebin.com/P644WESi

Recent news:
>some autist forgot her xanax today
>how to find a qt butch who isn't a genderhair bowtie faggot
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>si girl gets stripey the si cat
>some autist wants unblocked
>panique over page is justified this time

Old bread: >>10813485"
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}
public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10832047 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)21:02:05")

">>10831280
>if something doesn't come through right away you'll just have to take your time and slowly get your point across until there is MUTUAL understanding.
Oh I wonder how I could get a hand-based double entendre across, qt? What subtle move might I need to perform repeatedly until you're clear as crystal on the concept?

>i wonder what causes it m9?
Could be anything. Poor sleep posture, nightmares, sleep apnea, grinding your jaw in your sleep. It's super shit tho.

>I'm so glad you liked it! did you see the team up?
I DID! And then I laughed really hard and saved it to my hard drive.

Did you like the name I gave your beautiful creation in the OP? Every superhero needs a pet."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10832048 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)21:02:15")

">>10831694
It'll be okay"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10832060 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)21:04:31" && image=="152751834070.jpg")

"I just listened to "Brain Power" for an hour and now I can only respond to people in stupid lyrics.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10832062 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)21:05:23" && image=="1513552029148.jpg")

">>10832025
>You ever date somebody and then look back and go "holy hell what was I thinking?"
I've never dated anyone. I'm such a loser. Kill me, supes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10832068 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)21:07:46")

">>10832062
Sorry qt. I'm a lover, not a fighter. Unless you're thinking of the little death."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10832072 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)21:09:13")

">>10832025
>talking online about financial aid with a bro friend who would know
>"past a certain age your parents' income no longer determines your ability to get aid"
>read as "your ability to get laid" for a full 30 seconds

I really need a girlfriend, i think."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10832116 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)21:18:41")

">>10832068
Just take my virginity senpai"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10832133 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)21:23:01" && image=="Seeds_027.png")

">>10832116
Your wish is my command, gorgeous. I'll show you how to use those hands."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10832137 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)21:23:44")

">>10832025
I dated a girl and over the course of the six months we dated she threatened to kill herself multiple times and even lied to me and others about being raped by her own father. She claimed she was disgusted by men romantically and sexually, but last I heard she's a complete bishit who loves cock. I am still presented things she lied about to this day. I wouldn't be surprised if she cheated on me multiple times during the course of the relationship. It's been two years since."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10832173 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)21:31:23")

"what is /clg/ reading right now?

and what podcasts do you listen to?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10832207 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)21:42:04" && image=="1516141919354.png")

">>10832133
Please do."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10832321 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)22:01:46")

">>10832173
currently trying to read Orlando and Picture of Dorian Grey"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10832466 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)22:29:04")

">>10832173
I don't really into podcasts, I'll fuck with Rogan when he has someone interesting on"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10832612 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)22:53:46" && image=="1537774856907.jpg")

">>10832137
Damn, anon. Please tell me you found a nice decent gf now."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10832655 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)23:03:21")

">>10832137
A tranner gf would appreciate you and never leave you, if you could put up with the emotional drain and neediness."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10832697 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)23:10:11")

">>10832612
Not really, only small flings here and there. I'm in the middle of transitioning into college too so I do not really have the time."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10832743 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)23:20:22")

">>10832655
I would consider but I'm more than certain I am only attracted to cis, lesbian women."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10832790 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)23:29:05")

">>10832321
>Picture of Dorian Grey
why is a lesbian reading a fujo book?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10832871 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)23:43:08" && image=="1536630069133.jpg")

"How true is the whole "opposites attract" thing?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10832917 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)23:50:15")

">>10832173
this thread instead of studying"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10832967 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)23:59:21")

">>10832697
Anxiety anon?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833006 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)00:07:50")

">>10832871
True if you have enough in common to care. Example: my gf is a sporty and clean cut yet socially awkward butch, I'm a femme dumpster fire with surprisingly good people skills, together we fight crime lol. But for real, she's majoring and I'm minoring in Criminal Justice, so we have shared interests in that field and related ones. We're both also into fashion, even though our styles are completely different. So even though we're opposites on the surface, our bases are similar enough for us to connect."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833035 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)00:14:49")

"Stupid question some autism anon but, how do you even date after 25?
Like what do you do when going out and stuff?

Last time I date someone I was 16 and it was all cute and sweet, but now I feel like it won't be like that"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833039 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)00:16:11")

">>10832967
Very much so. I can't remember a time where I was completely calm."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833040 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)00:16:20" && image=="hmmm~.jpg")

"some ugly dyke bartender saw me with my date and tried to flirt with her (obviously seeing she was with me) while she made our drinks. too bad my date didn't give her a second look. dumb bitch.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833098 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)00:27:42")

">>10833039
No, I meant if you are anxietyanon. I'm pretty sure most of the a one here have constant anxiety."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833108 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)00:30:25")

">>10833098
No, I am not anxietyanon. I'm sorry."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833199 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)00:52:13")

">>10833108
It's okay. I hope you find a nice gf one day, not anxietyanon anon."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833304 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)01:10:49")

">>10832967
No, but I am. Hello."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833330 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)01:13:51")

">>10833304
What's up?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833344 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)01:15:57")

">>10833199
Thank you, anon."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833362 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)01:19:01")

">>10833330
Just suffered through work, it sucked but I learned today that it might have given me an expiration date and I might be quitting by the end of the year, which I have conflicted feelings about.
Now I'm waiting for my dinner to warm up in the oven and am trying to focus on two assignments I have due in class tomorrow and haven't finished.
I'm feeling a little better all-in-all, maybe the worst of my crash is over? Not feeling great by any means though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833370 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)01:20:02")

">>10833362
Also it's raining, which makes me kinda happy. I like rain."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833386 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)01:24:48" && image=="smoking Raccoon.jpg")

">>10832025
Yeah. Last girl I dated, we were together for 9 months and she was absolutely terrible but I didn't realize it after she dumped me because I was in love and dumb.
She was selfish, edgy-ish, had tons of problems at home and mentally but didn't want any help and just wanted to complain, she never let me touch, kiss or hug her because she hated contact, yet she wanted to bang me only if I let her do it and never tried to touch her back. It made me feel super lonely and awkward, as I'm a very tactile person and I really don't want to be a pillow princess.
She also didn't care about what I wanted or liked but she wanted me to agree to any of her decisions and accept whatever she wanted. She was planning for us to adopt one of these ugly flat face dogs once we moved together (and I'm allergic to dogs, quite badly actually) and decided that we'd never go out of the house, because she didn't like seeing other people or going outside. So no forest, mountain, countryside, beach trip, you name it, even tho I loved exploring around because she didn't want to even catch a glimpse of other people.
She also hated anything related to rock, metal, loud music in general (t.stuff I really like) and had a rule of "no playing music in the house" and I stupidly agreed to this all because I loved her.
She also tried to pull us in a poly relationship even tho I'm super uncomfortable and creeped out by the idea! She ended up dumping me after saying she didn't have enough time to give me (=saying hello in the morning took too much time apparently) and because I refused her offer to let me cheat on her under the excuse that she's poly so she doesn't care if I do something like that (wtf???)

Anyway. That was my "what was I thinking??" dating story."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833427 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)01:39:47")

">>10833370
I love the rain, especially thunderstorms. I dunno why, maybe growing up in the desert."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833442 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)01:43:54")

">>10833362
What happened at work that is making you want to quit?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833470 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)01:58:11")

">>10833427
me too"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833479 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:01:14")

">>10833427
Yes! Thunderstorms are the best. Something so comfy about the sound of rain on the window. I usually sleep at night the the sound of a thunderstorm.

>>10833442
Well, without going into a ton of detail: my younger sister, who is the only member of my family that supports me and even speaks to me is leaving home for the first time to live on her own, not only that, but she's moving to a new state (family lives outside chicago, I live in Texas, Sister is moving to Colorado). So I want to spend my first christmas with my sister in almost 10 years.
I talked to my work a few weeks ago and told them that yes, I can work christmas eve, but not until we close at 6, and I want the week after off. They said that nothing is guaranteed, but since I'm requesting it off early enough it shouldn't be a problem. So I put in the time off request, even marking it as 'unpaid' to better my chances, and booked a christmas eve flight at 9pm to Denver.
Now, today I got a notice on the computer system that they had changed my time off request from 'pending' to 'rejected', not only that but one of my supervisors, who I actually get along with great, told me that some of the salaried managers were in the office earlier actually *laughing* about how "Someone had the balls to actually try requesting that time around Christmas off." and one said "Yeah, I just went ahead and rejected that because fat chance."
So now I'm not getting the time off to spend christmas with my sister after I already have the flight booked and have been looking very much forward to it and my managers at work think that's hilarious. So I'm very much thinking about just up and quitting a week before Christmas and letting them deal with that so I can be with my sister because fuck 'em."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833488 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:07:14")

"post emails, ages, and whether or not you're single or open to another gf";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833494 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:11:02")

"soft butch for soft butch";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833497 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:12:01")

">>10833479
Sorry, that turn into more a wall of text than I hoped. Point is that I work for literally the worst company in the world under some of the worst managers doing shitty, borderline abusive work and I hate every moment of it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833499 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:12:51")

">>10833494
Yes please, miss...?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833504 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:15:19")

">>10833479
If you can afford approximately one month and two weeks of no income, risk it and go. If you can't, risk it and go. I'm sorry for your troubles."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833512 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:21:03")

">>10833504
Well...... Here's the thing I wouldn't plan on actually quitting until right before, in December, but then if I'm going to quit this job I'll want to take the opportunity to focus 100% on my schoolwork, which means then surviving from the new year through the end of the spring semester, at which point I'll then be transferring to a university and need to seek a new job in a new city anyway. But the factor's I have to work with are: $4000 in savings right now, another $3000 in the spring from Pell Grant payout, probably around $1100 tax return. So $8000 to last from January to the end of May.
Ideally it would work barring anything catastrophic happening."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833518 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:22:56" && image=="1538647360287.gif")

">>10833479
As a former shift manager, I recommend writing up an incident report before quitting. Be sure to turn it in to either the Head Manager or whatever office space they have. Otherwise you run the risk of them seeing it and throwing it out
The paperwork will fuck their end of the year bonus"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833525 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:24:55")

">>10833512
I meant go on your trip anyway and hope you still have your shitty job when you get back but maybe the other anon's idea is better.
>>10833518"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833547 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:31:14")

">>10833525
Yeah, there's not a chance I would still have a job when I came back if they scheduled me to work and didn't show up. I lose my job automatically if I even call in too many times through the official way."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833556 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:33:01")

">>10833479
Holy shit. Your managers are assholes. Walmart is toxic af."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833562 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:34:04")

">>10833547
You can always pretend you're hugging anons like me and playfully rubbing your boobs on us"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833568 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:35:34")

">>10833556
Yeah, you don't have to tell me. I hate that place.

>>10833562
I already do that every night when I cuddle my body pillow."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833573 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:36:26")

">>10833568
>tfw no qt body pillow gf"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833581 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:38:35" && image=="1451818067031.gif")

">>10833568
Burn it down, anxietyanon. Burn that bitch down."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833582 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:39:00")

">>10833581
tfw no qt fire gf"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833586 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:39:29")

">>10833581
Every day I dream of increasingly creative ways to do so."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833590 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:40:12")

">>10833582
Drop email"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833597 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:41:26")

">>10833512
What new city are you moving to?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833599 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:42:00")

">>10833590
>tfw no qt email gf"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833603 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:42:48")

">>10833597
Hasn't been decided yet, I need to start putting in my transfer applications soon."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833611 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:47:14")

">>10833599
You can change that!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833621 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:50:03")

">>10833611
Nah. You don't wanna try and date me over email."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833625 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:51:17")

">>10833603
why dont you go to school where your sister is moving to?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833632 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:52:42")

">>10833625
Out of state tuition is a bitch. I'd already talked to her about it when she was deciding to move but it's just too impossible"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833633 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:52:46")

">>10832137
My first gf suffered from various mental sicknesses and ended up committing suicide too. Some people who didn't get along with her found her to be manipulative, though I can't recall a situation in which she lied about something serious.
The girl I dated after got quite into cocaine at some point and wanted me to take part in weird public sex sessions with her druggie friends.

>>10832173
I've almost finished my re-read of Thus Spoke Zarathustra. I'll continue Being and Time after and actually have a trip to my favourite used book store planned to look for some lighter fiction.
I'm not listening to any podcasts. I'd like to get into them but I can never find the time."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833649 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:57:22")

">>10833633
Oh wow. I'm sorry. I'm convinced my ex definitely has some sort of mental health issue, but she always refused any sort of professional help."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833660 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:00:27")

">>10832060
That song slaps tho"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833678 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:04:08" && image=="1526756430471.jpg")

">>10833632
Well, good luck with everything."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833682 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:05:24")

"I'm thirsty af someone please email me";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833685 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:05:50")

">>10833678
Thanks anon, your support really does mean a lot.
I'm going to try to get a few good hours of sleep in now."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833694 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:07:53")

">>10833682
age?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833695 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:08:15")

">>10833682
>tfw no qt thirstgf"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833704 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:10:47" && image=="1490164227296.png")

">>10833685
Good night! Dont forget to come back tomorrow to talk to me because I'm very lonely."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833713 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:13:30" && image=="1494439170417.jpg")

">>10833682
Lmao. Bruhhhh, calm down."
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if(Jeremiah, straight male && title=="" && postNumber==10833715 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:14:00" && image=="3j94c1539066960.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833719 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:14:52")

">>10833694
Low 20s white love giving licc

>>10833713
Flip off"
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if(Jeremiah, straight male && title=="" && postNumber==10833721 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:15:33")

">>10833715
oops sorry lesbian trannies I meant to post this in gaygen."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833727 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:16:59")

">>10833719
where are you from?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833728 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:17:19")

">>10833721
It's okay, but really bad bait."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833733 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:19:01")

">>10833727
It doesn't matter I can get a plane ticket
Ohio"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833746 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:22:04")

">>10833649
Mine was very open towards it, she even volunteered at a mental health clinic once.
Tough to convince someone who doesn't want therapy to go see a doc. There are a few ways to ease them into it, such as taking them along in case you go there, education them on illnesses and psychology to try and pique their own interest, or starting off with a counseling session that's non-commited. In the end for a therapy to produce good results it's absolutely necessary the patient actually wants to be in therapy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833748 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:22:33")

"Hooooooooo boy my worst ex was my college ex.

>Was a compulsive liar and a sociopath. Would routinely get caught and would still just make random shit up. Claimed she started a cocaine ring in Vancouver BC, that she dated the founder of sundance film fest and ruined the '11 film fest because she (my ex) was such a piece of work, she ran with the crips and MS13 in Oakland, so much other random shit.
>Got involved with anyone who offered her alcohol or drugs. Would let random men she had no attraction to do stuff to her for cocaine and meth. Wouldn't use them either, just do a bump and then sell the rest back to other people and then drink the profits away at the shitty gay bar down town
>As an aside, her mother may or may not have gone through cancer. One minute this woman was on death's door and my ex is flying home to make arrangements, then this woman make a miraculous recovery and the sickness isn't brought up again. My ex sided with her mother but the rest of the family were pretty sure this woman faked an illness to scam money out of everyone.
>Ex used to get black out drunk and violent. I would put her to bed and she would try and essentially rape me in a black out stupor, wake up the next morning and insist I had tried to rape her instead. I recorded her doing this one night to show her, and when confronted she basically broke down and threatened to hang herself in the bathtub.
>Didn't clean her peach colored dick dildo and made me fuck her with it. It smelled like rotten eggs and it gave her a yeast infection which she insisted was because I didn't wash my hands (I had). Got mad when I said I was never touching it again and that she should throw it away. She thought I was a prude, but honestly that thing was foul.

It took a while to catch on because I only saw her on Sunday and at night on weekdays. Little by little the layers were peeled back. I blocked her after her last roommate ended up being an animal torturer and rapist."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833755 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:24:27" && image=="1459043606152.jpg")

"Are you guys attracted to trans men? According to the twitter radfem sphere its lesbiphobic to not be attracted to big hairy men with penises as long as they have xx chromosomes";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833758 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:24:55")

">>10833733
Drunkanon?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833764 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:25:42")

">>10833758
Wait if it's drunkanon I'll definitely give her my email."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833766 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:27:01")

">>10833764
It cant be drunkanon. She's too poor to afford a plane ticket."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833770 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:27:27")

">>10833758
No u
I'd be her gf though she's funny

>>10833764
Tfwdrunkanon gmail email her"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833772 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:27:37")

">>10833748
Jesus anon what the fuck"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833788 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:29:57" && image=="1538471344585.jpg")

">>10833770
You're in Ohio and she's in Ohio. Why haven't you two met up?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833791 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:30:15" && image=="nqx7lmbMac1qa4ogi_540.png")

"28, single

are dating apps hopeless?

my friends just introduce me to bowties who are 5 years my junior and i dont feel very connected to

qts at the gay bars are too intimidating or are already in hyper active polyships. the space is dominated by men. all my friends are straight, so i go and stand around alone without being approached or seeing anyone interesting i could approach. i end up leaving, feeling embarrassed

i feel like the kind of person i want to date wont even be at a bar, they'll be at home like me"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833796 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:31:34")

">>10833791
wya anon I'll date you"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833800 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:33:04" && image=="war.jpg")

">>10833788
Drunkanon's mine"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833801 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:33:04" && image=="1535177773559.jpg")

">all these horny lonely anons
>they all probably live really far away from me"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833806 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:34:06")

">>10833800
Go to bed supes. Drun"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833808 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:34:17")

">>10833801
wya anon?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833815 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:35:36" && image=="1516161898953.jpg")

">>10833806
no i'm shitposting"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833817 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:35:50")

">>10833806
Fuck. My message cut off.

...Drunkanon is everyones gf."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833826 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:38:03")

">>10833796
She's not white"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833829 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:38:34" && image=="download (28).jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833830 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:38:44" && image=="images (8).jpg")

">>10833796
USA SW"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833832 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:39:13")

">>10833826
Like I give a fuck racist gay"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833835 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:39:58")

">>10833830
Oh mid south :(

>>10833832
Ew"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833837 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:40:03")

">>10833829
Share, you greedy nigger. SHARE."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833842 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:40:53" && image=="enough.jpg")

">>10833837
I will fuk u up nigga"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833843 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:41:05")

">>10833826
What color is she?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833845 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:41:17")

"Daily reminder drunkanon only needs one wife and statistically it won't be any of us";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833847 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:41:37")

">>10833835
What state?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833852 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:42:11" && image=="1537616389517.png")

">>10833842
Bring it on"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833855 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:42:46" && image=="reeeeee.jpg")

">>10833845
M I N E

>>10833852
I'ma rearrange ur face bich nigga"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833856 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:42:49")

">>10833843
Not white so it doesn't matter but probably light brown"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833864 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:43:33" && image=="1538127604081.png")

">>10833845
Statistically none of us will ever hangout irl"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833869 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:44:28" && image=="party deal.gif")

">>10833864
I've hung out with a few clg anons IRL"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833872 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:45:31")

">>10833855
I dont even want her. I'm not into dating teenagers. But I can still fuck you up"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833875 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:45:43")

">>10833869
Hanging out with a /clg/ anon irl is the dream."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833880 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:46:29")

">>10833875
Soft butch tall white wife is the dream"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833881 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:46:32")

">>10833869
how many did you fug?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833886 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:47:06")

">>10833869

Have you hung out with any more than once?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833890 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:48:01" && image=="1536566962122.png")

">>10833875
Hanging out with another cis lesbian clg anon is my dream too"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833900 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:49:22")

">>10833869
Normiecord anons that dont frequent the thread are not /clg/ anons. They are discordfags and not really one of us."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833901 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:49:22")

">>10833890
>>10833875
what if my vagina is disappointing to anon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833907 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:51:19")

">>10833872
lmao you can try

>>10833875
It's a mixture of dank and not-dank. Depends on the person tbqh. Sometimes it's awesome and sometimes it's so awkward you want to die.

>>10833881
Surprisingly, zero.

>>10833886
Depends what that means. Two of them were week-ish long visits. I'm planning to go visit one of em in London for a week or two soon.

>>10833890
We a pretty dank bunch.

>>10833900
All of them have frequented the thread regularly at one point or another."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833926 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:55:08" && image=="1538072593328.gif")

">>10833907
Ohhh you gonna get sum britbong pucci?
niceee"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833932 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:56:51")

">>10833901
Are you a transhit? Fuck off if you are."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833934 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:57:08")

">>10833926
Nah, she taken. She's gonna wingman for me hard, tho. I hear London has actual lesbian bars."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833939 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:59:09")

">>10833934
While you are over there, can you go to burgerbrits house and slap the crazy out of her for us. That would really help us all."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833943 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)04:00:27")

">>10833939
Only if I get paid in pucci for my efforts"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833971 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)04:09:11" && image=="1504862996243.png")

">>10833907
>All of them have frequented the thread regularly at one point or another
but are they here now? most anons leave and never come back. I've seen anons come and go for 5 years now. very very few stay. It's kinda depressing. like sometimes I wonder what happened to those anons. I just hope they all found a gf that loves them and are happy. I guess only the lonely anons stick around. I'm sure I'll be here until hiro finally nukes this site to hell where it belongs."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833979 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)04:11:52")

"Would you date a grill that makes stinky farts at least every ten minutes asking for a friend";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10833987 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)04:13:26")

">>10833880
Stronk femme wife is my dream.

>>10833934
>I hear London has actual lesbian bars.
The gays in London overrun any bar at some point. I've even had girls flirt with me on the bus quite intensely.

>>10833971
>I guess only the lonely anons stick around.
>tfw been here since the general was created"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834051 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)04:37:07")

">>10834032
tfw no gf is a strong feel."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834054 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)04:38:17")

">>10834051
>tfw no qt feelgf"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834147 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)05:06:02" && image=="1519252574618.jpg")

">>10834054
>tfw no qt gf to fight off the feels

>>10834079
>someone's been keeping track of all my misadventures for the past six years
I didn't have a social life to speak of until three years or so ago. It's taken me a complete re-orientation of my life and lifestyle to achieve it. There's a whole lot of luck involved in the fact the people in my classes were weirdos like me and that we got along so swimmingly. From there it just kinda spread out, I hung out with them and met new people in the process, or I went out on my own and got involved with others. I'm very glad it all turned out to be this way but it was no by no means an easy stunt, and I still struggle to motivate myself to engage with the outside world sometimes.
I don't consider myself lonely in that sense as I have friendships I value a lot, though there's still the romantic aspect I'm missing in certain situations. I haven't exactly had much luck when it comes to love and I wouldn't be surprised at all if I stayed single for the rest of my life. I've halfway accepted that fact."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834310 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)05:55:00")

">>10834234
It's hard enough meeting another lesbian, yet alone someone who's interested in a relationship, is compatible with me in that regard, and have mutual feelings develop between the two of us."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834333 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)06:04:42")

">>10834234

She's too autistic."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834489 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:10:15")

"OK so I'm cis bi but please don't yell at me ty.

I've spent a long time struggling with feeling like I don't fit with girly girl appearance. I've lied to myself a lot by forcing myself to be submissive and qt, but then I open my mouth and this dominant and more butch voice comes out. I'm not interested in shopping or anything and when I see myself in a dress it just isn't me. How can I get more confident with accepting myself? Struggling."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834491 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:10:18" && image=="1536184604900.png")

">tfw no qt smol gf";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834506 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:12:42")

">>10834333
This is true."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834526 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:15:29")

">>10834500
Maaaaaaaaan

You guys are assholes. I go in bigen and its a bunch of dudes complaining that their boyfriend doesn't see them as bisexual. Help a bitch out. I'm sorry if one of my kind fucked you over in the past."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834535 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:17:23")

">>10834523
Such a beautiful community you have, so inclusive and wonderful. Man I'm gunna fly my rainbow flag high as hell today."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834560 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:21:32")

">>10834535
>Why does this community of kitty cats include me, a skunk?!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834564 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:22:36")

">>10834560
doesn't**"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834566 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:22:49")

">>10834560
I'll put you all in a fucking bag and drown you in a river after I've sprayed skunk stink in the bag so you can all choke on it."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834573 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:24:30")

">>10834535
>inclusive
You idiots always say that like it's supposed to be a good thing. We don't value "inclusivity." Inclusivity is not good. Not everything is FOR you you entitled wankjob. Go suck your boyfriend's dick."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834586 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:27:42")

">>10834573
Alright I shouldn't have mentioned that I was bi so let's forget that shall we. Might as well have been a nigger walking into a kkk meeting for all the understanding I got."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834593 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:29:40")

">>10834526
>getting angry at a board titled cis lesgen for not including bi women
if you like being the bi equivalent of butch just be that, i dont get why you needed us to tell you that"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834610 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:34:10")

">>10834593
Because I don't know if years of being bullied for being masculine and my mum being homophobic could have meant that I'm actually just fucking gay and I've been surpressing it. I feel so alone."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834621 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:37:22")

">>10834566
That fits perfectly into this analogy with the act of drowning the kitties being representative of butches tendency towards violence and the skunk spray is the STDs bisluts introduce to the lesbian dating pool."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834627 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:39:05")

">>10834621
Well here's to ending up a dominatrix beating failed men while masturbating to lesbian porn"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834635 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:40:49")

">>10834610
Go ask bigen and leave us alone
>>10834621
>butches tendency towards violence

>believing breeder propaganda"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834646 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:43:18")

">>10834610
thats shitty but in the end we cant help you discover whether you are a lesbian or bi, thats some selfintrospective work youve gotta do there. as a tip, you can keep posting here without bringing up bi stuff and none of us will notice since anon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834650 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:44:25")

">>10834603
I had a lot of classes in Highschool and was working besides, which left me with little time to actually meet anyone. I got along well with most people at work, school, and later uni, and I had friends too, but I only met them in private on very rare occasions."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834662 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:46:28")

">>10834646
I'm scared I did everything I've done because I was running. I just wanted to know if anyone here had experienced the same."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834682 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:51:20")

"Stop responding to it for fucks sake";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834712 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:56:19")

">>10834693
They come here to shitpost because they write "bi" or "trans" and get half a dozen guaranteed replies."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834720 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:58:39")

">>10834654
Lol literally a goldstar sry for being civil to a bi girl"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834722 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:59:04")

">>10833682
Is anybody going to post their email? I want an email buddy too."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834724 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)07:59:40")

"can /gog/ come back pls";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834734 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)08:01:30")

">>10833934
We have one lesbian bar. The drinks are expensive, the music is shit, it's sweaty as all fuck and the women are mediocre. I don't recommend it."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834743 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)08:03:40")

">>10834725
I'm a goldstar now? Can't even keep up with my own lore."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834745 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)08:04:09" && image=="1538963507067.jpg")

"Post your ideal gf";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834746 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)08:04:21")

">>10834662
personally i havent and im going out now so ill stop responding but this sounds like trauma you should work through with a therapist"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834768 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)08:09:12")

">>10834747
You keep telling me to do that and I keep not doing it. Might be time to give up m8. Also might be time to actually figure out where to direct women to if they're questioning their sexuality because we've had like three of them in the last two threads. It's a shame to see you autists passing up the opportunity to convert potential lesbians."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834787 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)08:17:15")

"anyone else hating healthcare more and more every time you have something to do with it? you always end up waiting forever for almost nothing and then get fucked over. I used to think I might be able to study psychology or something like that but over the years I just turned bitter towards how medicine is practiced.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10834976 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)08:56:40")

">>10834745
Give me your pic so I can post her"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10835118 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)09:37:02")

"Going to bed soon, behave yourselves.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10835218 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)10:12:29" && image=="c107a2e7-b45f-47dc-86ca-484011d0b9d8.jpg")

">>10834787
Yup.
I was also thinking of studying psychology, but then realised how shit the pay/entire process is and dropped it.

I've never had a positive experience with the health care system. Seems like they either don't do anything to help you or try to fuck you over just so that you keep coming back to them.

Also seconding the other anon, I'm curious."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10835223 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)10:12:46")

">>10835180
yep, I've been back since mid-ish August. Sup?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10835405 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)10:59:18")

">>10832047
it's a complete and total mystery. on a ccompletely unrelated note I could totally go for a shlick

i know i sleep like someone carelessly dumped a corpse into a bed so i wouldn't be surprised if it was the bad posture thing, or the nightmares cuz I don't thinks I have sleep apnea or grind my teeth but I suppose i don't know. probably sleep goblins repeatedly hitting my head with a mallet.

ooooo you saved it? now it's like you have a little piece of my soul on your hdd. Stripey is a great name you're so cute and creative

>>10833845
only one wife and it's supes."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10835420 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)11:02:45" && image=="highly relatable content.jpg")

">>10828671
fucc. one of my top "do not want" diseases. i'm sorry anon.

>>10828763
oc of the thread

>>10834051
>>10834310
truth. rip.

>>10834787
>>10835218
i feel jaded."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10835447 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)11:07:59")

"I just got interviewed for a job by the most blatant dyke. Undercut, timbs, nose ring, no makeup. I hope she smelled my gayness and hires me.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10835611 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)11:51:04")

">>10834712
You don't even have to write bi or trans to get half a dozen replies. If someone recognizes me, I get half a dozen replies and accused of derailing the thread. You people are crazy."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10835664 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)11:59:35")

">>10832790
sympathy with my gay brothers. Plus Oscar Wilde is amazing and gay desu."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10835673 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)12:01:04" && image=="you made mom drop her hat now you must die 1.png")

">>10835420
Stripey is a good cat but what happens next is too violent to show on CW"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10835681 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)12:02:28")

"Anyone have an issue with looking much better in person than in pictures? Girls I meet off dating apps always tell me I do and my bar experience seems to confirm that, so I'm wondering if i'm not matching with hotter women because my pictures make me look like garbage.

How do you take a good picture of yourself?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10835692 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)12:04:01")

">>10835681
step 1 get nakked"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10835697 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)12:04:53")

">>10835208
>>10835218
I might have one(or more) pretty serious disease but they never really checked or told me about what they think I might have. barely any doctor cares and the ones that do are overworked. things get easily overseen and you gotta come again, again and again. things take forever since every hospital is for profit and understaffed. I'm 21 rn an I go to doctors on a regular basis and I don't want that going to hospitals becomes like that too. It becomes weird when surgeons don't see things even I see or that doctors tell you just to deal with it when you suspect a serious disease. I just feel like a product rather than a patient. the other thing is I'm filled up with anxiety so I take a single bed room every time which is like 140 bucks a night and you have to ask for almost every basic thing to be brought to you. every time I go I lose weight since the conditions suck and you get pumped full of meds and in the end some doc or nurse or someone will blame you for being sick. I also waited most of the day and didn't eat or drink in case I have surgery today but I didn't again. sorry for the scrambled text but I'm in the hospital rn and I just feel terrible. at least my mom visited me that helped. I don't know if I'll ever get well enough to work again with this system anyways.
>>10835420
lol at that image where I'm at the nurse usually takes like 30-60 minutes to come to your room when you push the little button."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10835710 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)12:06:50")

">>10835611
Relatable. Why do we even post here?

Oh yeah, because it's the only lesbian space on 4chan and it temporarily staves off the tfw no gf."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10835732 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)12:10:45")

">>10835697
Are you in the US?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10835768 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)12:15:58" && image=="1528751674146.jpg")

">>10835673
I should have never posted that cat image"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10835775 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)12:16:55")

">>10835732
no I live in central europe. lots of people think it's better and sure it's better than eastern Europe or Africa but well only in Switzerland it's actually good."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10835787 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)12:20:59")

">>10835768
why not?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10835853 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)12:33:48" && image=="IMG_2477.gif")

">>10835447
swoon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10836050 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)13:02:36")

">>10835681
I look horrid in pictures too. Even on days when I feel I look alright in person, it wouldn't take more than a camera pointed my way to completely smash my self-esteem.
I think it's in part bad, artificial lighting, bad angles, and bad camera lenses.

>tfw need to get my picture taken for work and I've been putting it off for almost two weeks now"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10836073 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)13:05:55")

">>10832025
My first gf was a fucking nutcase.
>would introduce herself as Bulgarian despite being adopted from Bulgaria into a Russian-American family as a baby and growing up in Bumfuck Township, New Jersey
>everyone called her Bulgaria instead of her actual name
>despite all this spoke with a fake British RP accent
>was ~le deep angsty artiste~
>crazybitch eyes, Auschwitz-tier thin and always sweaty but she played it all off as a white trash heroin chic aesthetic
>carried around at least one pocket knife at all times, sometimes two
>stole so many books from the township library that they banned her
>sometimes our dates were going to the movies, sometimes they would be trespassing into an abandoned house to do a séance
>when a couple girls started bullying me she left dried duck turds in their lockers
>brought me flowers from her garden and wrote me poems and was generally so damn nice to me and to her two adopted siblings, and nasty to everybody else
>introduced me to so many books and bands that like 3/4 of my tastes are still from her
>>lost my virginity to her
When we first started dating I was 14 and in the closet, and she was 17 and the only lesbian in school. She was weird as shit and "a bad influence" but I was lonely and didn't mind. When she was 19, her mental health started going downhill rapidly.
>would get super paranoid, even around me
>was convinced there were cameras everywhere
>had crazy mood swings
>started getting violent with me and self harming
>sometimes came back to normal and would apologize for what she did, and then she would start jumping at shadows again
>told me she was being stalked by shadowmen because she didn't have much longer to live
>started writing a book about her experiences - in her own cypher/language that only she could read
>day of my graduation she broke up with me and never wanted to see me again
>I left town
>got word she OD'd on painkillers 4 years later"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10836080 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)13:06:42" && image=="download-2.jpg")

">>10834745
>cool as fuck, but doesn't make me feel uncool
>doesn't give me shit for going to the opera, maybe even comes with me, but only if she sincerely enjoys it
>doesn't give me shit for going to late night horror movies, maybe even comes with me, but only if she sincerely enjoys it
>venn diagram of our interests has significant overlap, but is not a circle
>intellectually curious
>politically far left without being extreme or exhausting about it
>not a foodie"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10836460 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)14:13:23" && image=="51E-RE+Ch4L.jpg")

">>10835697
>barely any doctor cares and the ones that do are overworked
>things get easily overseen
both very true. near daily authentic conversation:
>hey dr attenting, this patient (choose 1)
>- should have had this blood test done ages ago with this history,
>- has a strange ct scan interpretation that no one has picked up,
>- doesn't have a follow up appointment from department of x,
>should i do something about it?
>attending: NOOOOooo for fucks sake !! fucc!!!!
but i do something nevertheless sometimes. the satisfaction of good work but occasionally doing overtime beats doing bad work and getting home early. i don't understand how some colleagues can feel satisfied with the bad work they perform. i feel disgusted when i read their charts. pic half unrelated but isn't that ugliest book cover ever?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10836472 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)14:15:50")

">>10835405
>on a ccompletely unrelated note I could totally go for a shlick
wow i wonder what could have caused this.

make sure you don't overwork that hand maybe i should step in and take care of this for you

>i know i sleep like someone carelessly dumped a corpse into a bed
Well I'll definitely need to join you next time to make sure you sleep in a healthy position and also to protect you from those goblins. They're scared of me you know.

>now it's like you have a little piece of my soul on your hdd
in that case there's lots of pieces of your soul in my hdd because I save all of them

>Stripey is a great name you're so cute and creative
I figured since the kryptonian cat is streaky the super-cat si girl probably has something similar u kno?

>only one wife and it's supes.
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>mfw

>>10835673
Fucking kek. Pls. The hat on the ground. The blur. My sides are too young to die."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10836503 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)14:21:19" && image=="BOOM2.jpg")

">>10834745
>inb4 why bother, she's not real
is that rose ellen dix?

>>10832025
is supes legitimately autistic?
cute"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10836518 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)14:23:12")

">>10832025
Is that picture a representation of the average lesbian relationship?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10836534 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)14:25:48")

">>10836503
I'm still waiting for that anon to tell me what finally gave me away.

Buying the life-size cardboard cutout didn't do it somehow but something in that convo made her realize I'm actually autismal as fuck and I'm dying to know what."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10836570 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)14:30:46" && image=="0-snsd taeyeon wearing dorky glasses.jpg")

">>10836534
if makes you feel better supes, I did question whether you were autistic or something when I saw that cutout post. Even began to doubt your actual existence and the validity of said post because of it.
Do you still have it? Does that make it physically possible for you to cuddle your waifu at night?

Hell, do you shower with it?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10836605 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)14:36:12")

">>10836570
Nigger, I post HERE constantly. In what universe would I not be autistic?

And yep, still have it. Looking at it right now. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and see a vague person-shaped shadow standing over me and then get startled for a minute but then I remember I have a life-size cardboard cutout of my waifu and therefore it doesn't matter if I die.

>Does that make it physically possible for you to cuddle your waifu at night?
Nope

>Hell, do you shower with it?
Nigga it's cardboard."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10836620 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)14:39:00" && image=="o.png")

">>10836472
i think it might have something to do with a qt i'm talking to on the internet.

it's getting a little cramped might need some help.

w-what kind of position do you want to sleep in? spooning? the sleep goblins would be wise to fear you.

i need to put them all in the same folder sometime. I REALLY need to put the hat and logo somewhere on their own because it's becoming hard to find them when I need them.

YES! that is very good thinking.

-wink and finger guns-

that poor hat has been through a lot."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10836686 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)14:51:57" && image=="ayy.png")

">>10836620
>kryptonian transliteration
Well I'm wet.

>it's getting a little cramped might need some help.
Can't have my wife getting a cramp I might have to lick it and make it better.

>w-what kind of position do you want to sleep in? spooning?
spooning is ok but sweaty and where do I put my lower arm. I'm a big fan of sleeping on back with a girl draped haphazardly across my torso in some fashion.

>the sleep goblins would be wise to fear you.
they should. i destroyed their queen a while back. it was a vicious and hard-fought battle.

>wink and finger guns
pls I can only get so wet"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10836716 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)15:00:18")

">>10836460
at this point it's basically the patients work to find out what's wrong unless it's obvious or an emergency. it's especially fun when I go to a specialist and tell them about meds I take/heard of and then explain them what it is even though it's something from what they claim to be specialised in. yes doing good work does give satisfaction but when a whole country is low on doctors, nurses and funding for anything medical it gets harder. even when you wanna do good work one person can just do so much and if your hospital is constantly full and keeps getting emergencies at some point you can't help everyone anymore. so I would rather take a step back before I get so stressed that I make a bunch of mistakes and fuck shit up badly or end up broken myself. I guess some doctors are in for the money too. it's bad for everyone except for a few at the top and the company who runs the place.
about the book cover it looks like a made up meme desu. like is that a real book?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10836779 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)15:14:41" && image=="ya.png")

">>10836686
let me put on my water wings.

licking it would definitely improve the situation yes.

ooh. i've never actually had a girl sleep with me over night. a girl rested her head on my shoulder on the bus once but she wasn't my gf or gay. that sounds really nice though.

you are truly mighty, you're becoming your own waifu!

I'm ready to drown in it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10836922 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)15:41:41")

">>10835405
you deserve a much better wife than that talentless hussy"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10836989 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)15:52:59")

">>10836922
noooo she is funny and sweet, please leave my wife alone."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837119 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)16:18:40" && image=="5762d3c6345c996d3ab1991f8d31bbc5.jpg")

"i am waiting to be wifed";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837169 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)16:27:52")

">>10837119
lose some weight first"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837186 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)16:30:50")

">>10836460
why do romance novels all look like they're made for old women? would there be a market for a book about edgy 20 year old lesbians who bond over memes and yuri?

what about one set in the 80s where they bond over arcade games and punk rock?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837194 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)16:32:14" && image=="oobb.png")

">>10836779
>ma'am
Oooo, I like that.

I think licking it would improve both of our situations tbqhwuimofamiliglia

>ooh. i've never actually had a girl sleep with me over night
It's EXTREMELY top tier comfy/cozy desu. As long as it's the right girl and you actually like her rather than some complete asshole you're only dating because she's there. Not that I speak from experience or anything :^)

>you are truly mighty, you're becoming your own waifu!
>tfw no kryptonian superpowers
>tfw cannot fly powered by the yellow sun
>t f w


>>10836922
>talentless hussy
I love it when you talk dirty to me.

>>10836989
>funny and sweet
o-oh n-no y-you"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837204 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)16:33:37")

">>10837194
who are these two anons that are always flirting? you two are really bad at it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837232 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)16:36:18" && image=="Lindsay-Lohan-Spits-Out-Drink.gif")

">>10837204
newfag"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837237 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)16:36:45")

">could have went out to get drinks with the qt lesbian i know if i didn't lose my phone
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837271 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)16:41:46")

">>10834722
Clgandchill@gmail.com

>>10837204
One's autistic and the other's drunk 24/7"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837275 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)16:42:11")

">>10837232
maybe, but this is the most awkward and dry-vag flirting i've ever witnessed. it's like two virgins tripping over each other"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837305 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)16:45:57")

">>10837275
awkwardness is my fetish no kinkshaming ok"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837312 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)16:48:25")

"Hey supes, your girl is a zoophile
https://youtu.be/AGbyK2aNN60"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837341 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)16:52:48")

">>10834722
give me a site for throwaway email and ill be your buddy"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837345 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)16:53:35")

">>10837312
Technically he was a horse in human form. But yeah that was a fucky comics run. A lot of the old (and new, unfortunately) Supergirl comics are weird creepy shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837347 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)16:53:37")

">>10837341
>email
>2018

Why not discord?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837350 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)16:54:27")

">>10837186
>what about one set in the 80s where they bond over arcade games and punk rock?
Oh FUCK yes gimme.

>>10837271
>One's autistic and the other's drunk 24/7
Wait but it's not me talking to myself."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837408 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)17:04:50")

">>10837347
less commitment"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837464 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)17:14:45")

">>10832173
Finishing up Sputnik Sweetheart by Murakami and then going to start The Familiar Vol 1 by Danielewski

I never stick to any podcasts regularly because the hosts always start to annoy me after awhile, but currently in rotation are Rabbits (just finished), Reply All, Trump Inc, The Daily, Weird Studies, and Philosophize This."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837507 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)17:22:52" && image=="images (13).jpg")

">>10837169
i am 125 pounds, 5'9""
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837514 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)17:23:44")

">>10837507
Wife me qt"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837525 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)17:25:48")

">>10837507
femme or butch?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837537 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)17:28:09" && image=="Screenshot2012-06-14at105356PM.png")

">>10837514
not if you're fatphobic or a TERF. i'm a cis female, but not interested in a mean, shallow or hateful wife"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837544 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)17:29:31" && image=="sweating-profusely.gif")

">>10836620
>wink and finger guns"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837563 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)17:32:11" && image=="m9jaqtu2Zq1rtv68e.png")

">>10837525
soft butch, i think"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837576 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)17:34:23" && image=="salutes.jpg")

">>10837194
ooohyoulikethat

snorkel equipped! ready to go under and stay there until the mission is complete.

it certainly couldn't hurt anything to try.

it sounds really nice! i hope to experience it one day. please come to ohio so i can sleep on you.

well not yet but maybe you just haven't gotten enough yellow sun yet, maybe its reversed and you need red sunlight in our universe.

you are it's true these harlots cannot be allowed to talk bad about my wife."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837587 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)17:35:29")

">>10837563
so am I
age?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837632 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)17:44:11")

">>10832655
It's not worth it fampai.
>t. dated a MTF for months, had a terrible time"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837644 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)17:45:24")

">>10837204
you can insult my flirting ability but don't insult her's she is an adept seductress!!!

>>10837271
lmao i've only been tipsy once or twice since being dubbed drunkanon.

>>10837544
sorrybby didn't mean to catch you in the crossfire

-holsters fingers-"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837659 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)17:47:07")

"Newb to this thread and this is probably an exhausted topic, but how do you all feel about outies/roastie vaginas?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837689 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)17:50:07")

">>10837659
depends how much, if it's just a little out im fine with it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837757 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)17:57:38")

">>10837507
Sounds really thin anon

Hot"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837759 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)17:57:42" && image=="mfw gf.png")

">when you go out on a tinder date and she's a proper femme who treats you like a proper butch and gets all shy when you pay for dinner and kiss her

fucking based desu. will never understand the butch4butch or femme4femme plebs, being a big strong lezzer taking care of a smol delicate lezzer is the ultimate gay experience."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837780 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)17:59:56")

">>10837537
>not if you're a TERF.
I don't think clg is right for you"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837795 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:01:45")

">>10837759
You're the gay equivalent of guys girls go out with when they want free food :("
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837800 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:02:24")

">>10837780
Or /lgbt/, this place turned me into a TERF. I was totally down with my transsisters before visiting this pit and witnessing how awful they are when they think nobody's watching"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837802 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:02:44")

">>10837689
What is just a little though? I've always had an outie, but I have spent a lot of my life biking and I don't know if the seat friction has made it worse or if that is even possible and just 4chan mythology..maybe its aging or I'm imagining it?

It sucks and ruins oral for me. I have never minded going down on an outie, like hell yes bring it to me, but I always feel insecure about mine. I wasn't fully aware people were this disgusted by it until recent years."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837808 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:03:18" && image=="takeo2.png")

">>10837795
Still got a kiss from a cute girl and she's coming over next week. How's that lonely shitposting lifestyle going for you? Does shitting on people who actually go out and meet girls make you feel better?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837819 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:04:47")

">>10837802
As long as you aren't drooping down a full inch you're fine qt

>>10837808
Lot of implying there bud. Why so defensive? Did I hurt your feelings? I didn't mean to."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837836 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:07:09")

">>10837819
I dunno, how about I ask you some questions? Why do masculine lesbians make you feel so threatened? Did a butch cuck you?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837853 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:09:09" && image=="chrome_2018-10-09_00-37-38.jpg")

">>10837757
yeah, i am

>>10837780
guess not. not like i have better options where i live at the moment either.

>>10837800
i haven't formed my impression of all trans women based on the behavior of anonymous toxic forum posters"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837875 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:12:14" && image=="chrome_2018-10-09_00-35-15.jpg")

">>10837587
also, 28"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10837982 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:23:43" && image=="a5-front.jpg")

">>10837853
https://lesbian-rights-nz.org/shame-receipts/

I've formed my opinion based on interacting with the type of people who would post these messages, both irl and online. I used to not give a damn, but getting this shit and watching other lesbians crumble under the hate they get when they say "I don't like dick" made me realize that transgender activism is a menace."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838013 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:29:33")

">>10837836
Again, a lot of implying there bud."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838022 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:31:02")

">>10837853
>i haven't formed my impression of all trans women based on the behavior of anonymous toxic forum posters
nor have i, but i'm starting to give credence to the TERF arguments

i also never bought into the "real women" meme, even when i fully supported them otherwise"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838040 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:33:03")

">>10837875
Darn
18"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838053 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:33:56")

">>10837853
where do you live"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838067 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:36:38")

">>10838040
22 location?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838087 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:40:13")

">>10838067
Tennessee"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838113 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:43:39")

">>10838087
Get out the vote"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838120 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:44:31")

">>10838087
Too far desu

>>10838113
?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838143 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:47:13")

">>10838120
>?
go vote for Bredesen
it is important"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838161 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:50:30")

">>10838143
I registered yesterday
I'm ready"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838164 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:51:09" && image=="chrome_2018-10-09_15-16-51.jpg")

">>10837982
i like the idea of lesbians claiming their own movement and community since i have always noticed we are pushed out of the way to keep most of the space for the more culturally palatable and entertaining gay male fodder, especially with how events and gay clubs seem more catered to this than for lesbians. and if spaces are catered to lesbians, it's misguided and offensive since it will most likely be coming from the male scope. this also seems to be happening with trans/non-binary as it is so trendy and popular at the moment. a lot of trans, gay, pansexual, polysexual, non-binary events/memes/trends... but barely anything lesbian-specific or acknowledgement. maybe i haven't explored LGBT communities enough to say all this with enough confidence.

but it is sad to see the whole gay and trans community being divided in this way when i don't think all trans women wish to impose their genitals on to lesbians with physical sexual preferences. i think you can maintain your preferences without being a TERF and you can respect this without thinking someone is a TERF as well. i do think trans people belong in the gay community since we have been together for this long already and because they suffer in similar ways to homosexuals. along with the obvious fact that trans people or gender fluid expressive people are often homosexual in some way.

i feel way more resentment toward gay males than i do trans people

>>10838022
which arguments?

>>10838040
too young for me, but thanks for trying. grow into a nice person, okay? stay offline as much as you can.. 4chan poisoned me to the point where it probably can't be undone"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838210 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:56:30" && image=="chrome_2018-10-09_15-18-14.jpg")

">>10838053
USA SW"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838225 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:58:03")

">>10838164
Thanks for the advice anon
I wish you the best"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838236 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)19:00:10")

">>10838164
>which arguments?
primarily doubling down that transwoman != cis-woman, that male and female socialization is important and at least partially irreversible. if a man wants to take hormones and get surgery, he can do so, but s/he will never be the equivalent of a cis-woman. that is not to say that cis-women are necessarily superior to transwomen, they are just different.

unsure of how i feel about bathroom laws / female spaces now after a transwoman flaunted her dick in a gym locker room and female prisoners were raped by a transwoman. i accept that this is the minority and that their safety is important too, but i feel like there needs to be some sort of revocation for transpeople taking advantage of these spaces.

i have not looked into the truth behind some TERF arguments that certain MtF surgeries are covered while similar surgeries for women are not (for instance, i've seen some terfs argue top surgery is available for MtF but breast augmentation or reduction would not be for women), but if they are accurate, I agree.

i'm also against any criminalization of misgendering, though i'm not sure this is a terf argument so much as just a sane argument."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838259 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)19:04:03")

">>10837982
Dude no we need to get the T out. Lg and b are sexual attractions. T is thinking you're the wrong sex."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838340 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)19:14:55")

">>10838259
It's named Get the L Out because GBT don't support us. G around the world is starting to get it, there was even an article by a gay dude on medium, but B and T are on the side of converting us to dick."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838347 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)19:16:01")

">>10838340
pretty sure B wants lesbians to be lesbians, desu"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838362 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)19:18:40")

">>10838347
Every B I've dealt with long term has shilled for dick."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838364 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)19:19:04")

">>10838347
You've never met those oh so woke bisluts who insist that you just need the right dick, that everyone is really bisexual, that monosexuality is close mindedness, that a transwoman should be the best for you, that a strap on or a dildo might as well be a dick?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838410 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)19:26:11")

">>10838364
Sounds like you live in a very liberal place. I've never known any like that, thank God."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838459 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)19:31:10")

">>10838364
no, never

bishits at their worst are just straight girls going on "an adventure", in my experience. i've never had another girl push dick on me."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838506 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)19:37:36")

">>10837780
>unironically being a radfem in current year
do the sane thing and be a trans exclusionary moderate"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838512 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)19:37:50")

"How many of you are church qts?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838524 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)19:39:36")

">>10837759
I'm femme but I hate having people take care of me, so fem4fem makes more sense"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838690 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)20:10:57")

">>10838164
fuck off wib. there's a reason nobody likes you."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838767 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)20:27:51" && image=="bueno.jpg")

">>10837802
>I've always had an outie"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838789 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)20:33:37" && image=="1523450852463.jpg")

"How comfy is the autumn weather where you are at, anons?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838795 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)20:36:10")

">>10838789
Weirdly humid and wet in NY."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838813 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)20:39:06" && image=="gotta be polite.png")

">>10837576
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmm.

>please come to ohio so i can sleep on you.
ur unironically temptin me desu

>well not yet but maybe you just haven't gotten enough yellow sun yet, maybe its reversed and you need red sunlight in our universe.
do u have a spare spaceship i can borrow to go visit the remains of daxam? i want to test this theory.

>you are it's true these harlots cannot be allowed to talk bad about my wife.
u r very sweet, qt

>>10837644
Gotta be careful where you're pointing those things. I'ma have to fight the hordes off at this rate.

>>10837659
All vaginas are good vaginas. Innies are good. Outies are good. Lopsided half-innies-half-outties are good. Never met one I didn't love."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838895 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)20:55:59")

">>10837659
A tiny bit out is fine. Roastie vag means you need to go back to taking cock instead of trying to spread your STDs to us"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838924 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)20:59:54")

">>10832173

Pods
Queer as fiction
Joe rogan
Tribulation now Pedersen chronicles series"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838927 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)21:00:30")

">>10838895
>roasties come from lots of dick
Please stop being retarded"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838960 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)21:06:56")

">>10838927
Small protrusions ("outies") are natural. Roastie means that it was acquired from getting rammed and filled until the flesh stretched."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838984 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)21:11:08")

">>10838960
I'll take "bullshit I read on the internet and will tell others as fact" for 800 Alex."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838990 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)21:12:22")

">>10837659
>tfw perfect innie but looove girls with outies"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838996 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)21:13:36")

">>10838984
>expecting men to understand
don't bother with him, anon."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10838997 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)21:13:40")

">>10838960
>tfw no gf to ram and fill me with a strap-on until the flesh stretches"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10839028 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)21:20:53")

"Ladies, is it gay to only think about how much you want to kiss your best friend, whenever you two hang out? She’s gay, too, but she has a crush on a straight girl that she doesn’t look like she’s getting over soon, so I’m not even sure if I should do anything.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10839045 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)21:25:09" && image=="Screen Shot 2018-10-09 at 9.24.52 PM.png")

">tfw no gf to physically abuse me";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10839051 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)21:26:35")

">>10838997
Reminder that if you use strapons you are a cocksucking bishit and need to fuck off"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10839060 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)21:29:24")

">>10839051
Anon you do realize it's men larping, right? Don't respond to them. Ignore them."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10839073 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)21:34:15")

">>10839051
Eh, one of my exes liked them so I let her fuck me with it a few times. It wasn't awful but not really my cup of tea either. And I'm still a lesbian."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10839174 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)21:52:46")

">>10839028
Man up and tell her you dig her and that thot will never dig her"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10839364 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)22:33:34")

">>10839337
Wow that's big. Like too big probably."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10839662 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)23:38:40")

">>10839051
Why are you guys so insecure about your sexuality that the idea of anything phallic-shaped enrages you"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10839698 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)23:48:10")

">>10839051
My goldstar friend loves her gf using a strapon on her. What's wrong with that?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10839706 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)23:49:29")

">>10839045
>tfw your gf sometimes thinks she's abusive but she's not
Feels bad."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10839715 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)23:53:32")

">>10839698
Some peeps are just insecure because of the whole "dykes just need a good dicking" stupidity.
If any guy has a dick shaped like the toys my gf uses on me he needs to get to a hospital immediately because there's been some terrible accident."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10839722 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)23:55:56")

">>10839662
Babygays. They're still figuring themselves out."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10839831 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)00:26:40")

"I'm awake but still groggy. debating on just going back to sleep. no real responsibility until new years. I gotta start on my homework.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10839864 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)00:35:21")

">>10839045
>but the topic has often been ignored
unlike domestic violence against males /s"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10839968 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)01:07:40")

">>10839715
Post toys"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840165 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)02:20:41" && image=="superman-in-a-sombrero.jpg")

"Did you guys know that si girl's cousin si man is canon?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840236 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)02:37:02")

">>10832025
>>anon wants to date nazi
Why would anyone want to date that retarded TERF?

Face it, the anon was probably nazi herself."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840262 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)02:43:33")

"Fyi tranners are about to shitpost here a bit.

Not that that's new..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840278 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)02:49:01" && image=="IMG_20181010_084606.png")

">tfw no qt anne hathaway gf";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840288 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)02:51:09")

">>10839968
I ain't emptying my sex-bags just for some anon."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840294 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)02:52:28")

">>10840262
You mean because you were shitting up their thread trying to get them to come here?
You're not the ebin puppet-master you feel you are /pol/tard."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840321 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)02:57:34" && image=="ignore.jpg")

">>10840165
Well, I have a new picture to spam constantly."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840324 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)02:58:39")

">>10839831
did you try other meds that make you sleep? I remember being groggy on Mirtazapin too but on others it's fine as long I sleep my 8-10 hrs."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840331 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)02:59:38")

">>10840294
Wow that's a big assume you're doing.

Srs tho why is it always /pol/ people cry? Are they supposed to be masterminds or jews or something sinister?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840338 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)03:00:41")

">>10840294
don't respond to it you nigger.

>>10840278
anne hathaway inexplicably irritates me"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840352 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)03:01:49")

">>10840338
Is it because she's kissing a black girl?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840357 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)03:02:22")

">>10840262
>Ah yes, tranners invading cis female spaces. One of the things they're best at.
Stop invading inclusive spaces then dumbass."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840362 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)03:03:22")

">>10840352
No just her in general. Her entire being is irritating. I don't really care who she kisses."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840369 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)03:04:35")

">>10840357
I'm not, retard. I'm pointing out that "transgirls" are not girls and therefore don't belong."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840388 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)03:09:00" && image=="Anne_Hathaway_.jpg")

">>10840338
bad taste desu"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840408 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)03:14:02")

">>10840338
>don't respond to it you nigger.
She's right thought. The troll goes riling up tranny threads, so we come post here with you guys.

You don't like our little visits? Let the trolls know that riling us up doesn't get you on their side."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840417 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)03:15:26")

">>10840388
Probably. Something in her demeanor."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840419 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)03:17:16")

"If a person was born with a penis he's a man :)";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840433 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)03:22:03" && image=="existential dread.jpg")

"Do you ever hit a sudden realization that everything in your life is wrong and it's all because of the choices you've made and you've built yourself a life that makes you fundamentally unhappy and you know you need to make a dramatic, drastic change but you don't know what? Where you just hit the end of your rope and you're gotta do something to completely change what your life is? Cuz I just did.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840437 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)03:23:12")

">>10840408
You're basically doing what they want."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840441 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)03:23:57")

">>10840419
If a persons born with a penis hes a man
If a persons born with a penis hes a man
If youve got a penis and you know it
And you really wanna show it
If youve got a penis and you know it
Youre not female"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840509 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)03:46:48")

">>10840441
>If youve got a penis and you know it
>And you really wanna show it
Steady on anon this is a blue board! ;)"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840632 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)04:31:26")

">>10840369
>I'm pointing out that "transgirls" are not girls
>"transgirls" are not girls
>girls" are not girls"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840715 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)05:12:32" && image=="chic-samesex-wedding-19.jpg")

">>10840419
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0lO7LpgPUx7"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840719 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)05:13:09" && image=="1504016921894.png")

">>10840236
i fucking looooove nazi. she has done wonderful things for our thread. i dont join the discord because i'm too shy to talk to her and other people. it'd be nice to she posted more on the thread like old days. and supes is a nig that wont tell her to come here to talk to me. fucking supes. also the normiemod can tell her but she doesn't. fucking normiemod."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840746 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)05:23:48" && image=="1528816820578.jpg")

">>10840719
I love you too anon. I notice you every time I'm in the thread because you're like the only person who likes the little of me they've seen. Keep strong anon."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840750 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)05:26:38" && image=="1536053577327.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840751 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)05:26:51")

">>10840324
I am not anxious anon, I am burgermancer"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840757 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)05:29:12")

">>10840751
are you still in korea? are you ever going to send me that mcdonald's gift card you promised me last year? dont think i've forgotten."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10840798 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)05:53:19")

">>10840757
I'm not currently employed and stateside for birthdays and holidays
>mom and dad paying for the flights
yana coming around Christmas and we go back before new year's

>I totally forgot that giftcard I promised and now I feel bad"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10841319 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)08:34:23")

"Shieet anons I sent in an application for this pretty cool place an hour ago and I've already got a mail back from them inviting me to an interview";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10841328 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)08:38:09")

">>10841319
What place?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10841359 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)08:48:00")

">>10841328
It's this event venue that hosts a lot of concerts and general cultural happenings. On days it doesn't it's a bar. Also loads of gay qts hit it up."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10841379 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)08:52:13")

">>10841359
Are you going to do the interview?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10841398 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)08:56:04")

">>10841379
I want to. Sending in the application was still fairly non-committal whereas the interview makes things real, but I want to get over my autism and see this through to the end."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10841489 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)09:19:24")

">>10840719

Nazi may possibly the only anon more autistic than Superanon.

I think you're taking the "spectrum" part of LGBT a little too far!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10841638 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)09:58:46" && image=="1529243591847.jpg")

">>10840746
Hey, I appreciate you too."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10841711 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)10:15:56")

">>10840715
lmao. from where is that song from?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10841920 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)10:52:15")

">>10840433
what did you change"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10842138 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)11:32:47" && image=="please.jpg")

">>10838813
s-score

it'll be fun I promise!

sorry bby I had to defund the drunkanon space program in order to buy more pizza but I can send you over the moon with dis licc

this aggression cannot stand man

don't worry these fingers are only for you now."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10842257 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)11:49:08")

">>10841489
I want SuperNazi to be a thing again."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10842268 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)11:50:08" && image=="1534831994985.png")

">>10840719
You should join us anon, a lot of people start out shy with us."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10842366 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)12:03:08" && image=="1526132512300.png")

">>10842268
i think you are severally underestimating my shyness. my shyness isn't even the cute kind of shy. it's more like the painfully awkward and weird kind of shyness. it's debilitating to some extent t b h. thanks for the offer, it's very kind of you. but i think i'll stay here for now."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10842412 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)12:09:04")

">>10842257
I honestly can't see it."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10842533 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)12:30:44")

">>10842366
Are you able to order food from a restaurant?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10842655 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)12:49:51")

"A girl near me was cheating on her final exam today.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10842665 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)12:52:05")

">>10842655
Was it an oral exam? Did she eat someone that wasn't you?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10842703 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)12:57:42")

"is it thanksgiving in canada?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10842857 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)13:20:05")

">>10842703
Damn canadians are culturally appropriating us again."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10842923 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)13:32:36")

">>10842703
>>10842857
>tfw no qt leaf gf to eat maple syrup with and teach me French"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10842927 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)13:33:01")

">>10842857
why do they have it in october though?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10842951 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)13:35:55")

">>10842927
Because they're canadians and can't do anything right."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10843050 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)13:51:15")

">>10842951
oh. can't the just have it on thanksgiving?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10843355 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)14:52:43")

">tfw qt coworker surprise hugged me from the back and held me gently in her arms
wtf im trying to get rid of this crush
sthap"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10843500 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)15:16:00" && image=="wink wink.png")

">>10840719
>>10840746
you two should befriend each other in discord tbqh

>>10841489
>read this
>scroll past to start translating Kryptonian flirting

>>10842138
Oh, you will!

It's sounding funner by the minute desu.

well if you're going to defund the space program pizza is a pretty good reason to do it desu.

send me to space with that tongue bb

>tfw qt is protective of ur honor
issa good feel

top wifing desu

>>10842257
y tho?

It's so weird being shipped lmao"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10843521 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)15:20:38")

">>10843500
Supes, fresh bread pls."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10843542 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)15:24:24")

">>10843521
Oh, good point. Hold on."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10843595 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)15:33:12")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==10843626 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)15:38:14")

">>10842533
i stumble over my words, but yeah I can. why?"
;


}
}