import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/mlp/ - Pony";

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

public void refresh(a);

class Thread extends Board{
public void WallflowerThread(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "Wallflower Thread";
int postNumber = "32616545";
String image = "1668971__suggestive_artist-colon-superiorinfamea_wallflower+blush_equestria+girls_forgotten+friendship_spoiler-colon-eqg+series_blushing_breasts_busty+.jpg";
String date = "07/08/18(Sun)12:58:03";
String comment = "Big ole tiddies edition";

public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32616797 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)13:47:06" && image=="1658958_suggestive_artistcolonnokozeze_wallflowerblush_equestriagirls_forgottenfriendship_spoilercoloneqgseries_spoilercoloneqgspecials_big1.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32616823 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)13:50:56" && image=="Suggestive v-tan.gif")

*pins thread*"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32616826 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)13:51:59")

We're never seeing her again, are we"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32616853 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)13:58:11")

Yeah, probably not, unless they do a thing by bringing all the flowers together. But that's kind of out there

Oh, you always had my attention"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32617026 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)14:35:26" && image=="oh shit not invisible anymore.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32617054 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)14:41:04")

"I wonder how that one comic is going. The one where she's wearing a shirt that's a bit "breezy"";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32617077 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)14:45:39" && image=="1514147848685.jpg")

>small perky tiddies"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32617932 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)17:12:02")

>not sweater puppies
>says edition despite threads being consecutively up"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32619079 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)20:04:35" && image=="1679227__safe_artist-colon-conniethecasanova_artist-colon-jumblehorse_edit_wallflower+blush_equestria+girls_forgotten+friendship_spoiler-colon-eqg+seri.jpg")

"Ya'll think she's going to be alright after FF?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32620156 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)23:40:01")

">page 8
You will not go unnoticed"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32620802 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)02:43:05")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32620950 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)03:31:54" && image=="1529562274140.gif")


>tfw they didnt even let her finish the song she was singing...

and it was kinda good too"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32620951 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)03:32:17")

That would be appropriate though"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32621163 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)05:22:19")

Confalone said they recorded the full version and we'll see it sooner or later."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32621970 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)11:03:37")

How come she didn't turn into a stone monster with lots of flowers on it?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32622081 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)11:27:26" && image=="Yummy green is people-1861023949.png")

"Made for /dzg/ a few days ago.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32622594 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)13:34:22")

Human is very filling. She'd better be the main course."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32622688 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)13:56:13")

The magic was destroyed before it corrupted her"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32623653 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)17:50:04")

"Wallflower a cute";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32623844 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)18:39:55" && image=="1506694956439.jpg")

There's always a bigger fish"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32623862 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)18:44:31")

>the dat-azzlings"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32624433 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)20:17:46")

"niggers tongue sonatas anus";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32624753 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)21:14:26")

"So, what do you like about wallflower anon? Her hair? Her personality? Or how cool she looked using magic?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32624770 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)21:17:01")


Wallflower , funny I thought her name was 4chan."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32624790 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)21:20:14" && image=="1519592465830.png")

I like her because i can simply tick a box and start over"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32624905 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)21:40:31")

Don't be so mean anon.
She only wants to be remembered, that's all"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32624941 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)21:47:36" && image=="1675016__safe_artist-colon-mayorlight_wallflower+blush_equestria+girls_forgotten+friendship_spoiler-colon-eqg+series_ahoge_colored+pencil_cute_featured.jpg")

She's a famous hacker?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32625183 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)22:33:21")

She wears a tanktop. Dudes dig tanktops."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32625193 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)22:35:46")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32625564 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)23:42:08")

i wanna knock her up so she can put those puppies to work feeding ower child."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32625642 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)00:00:59")

I think that she's up there in terms of likability with the likes of Trixie and Derpy as far as secondary characters go. She really exudes a /comfy/ kind of feeling both in her design and personality.

Plus she's also got that whole "anonfilly but not really anonfilly" kinda vibe going for her. I can't help but think that somebody on the design team(s) lurk here and took at least partial inspiration as a perhaps subtle shoutout. I mean, just look at the green tone. It's very close to be mere coincidence.

But in all likelihood, it probably is nothing but mere coincidence."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32625668 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)00:07:37")


Kind of around the lines of this guy >>32625642, but I feel that she is the most relatable out of the latest eqg antagonists. That and her design is so simple. Just a grill with a stripped sweater."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32625686 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)00:12:46" && image=="1770758__safe_artist-colon-scraggleman_wallflower+blush_equestria+girls_forgotten+friendship_spoiler-colon-eqg+series_adventure+time_boots_clothes_cosp.png")

"she's so god dame cute.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32625696 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)00:16:27")



if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32625899 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:08:09")

I totally be finn if i get to be with her"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32625980 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:31:10")

Her enthusiasm for plants"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32626601 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)07:13:01")


I think the other anon said it best when he said she's /comfy/. She's quiet, there's a calmness about her, and she looks cuddly. She'd probably be boring but she wouldn't exhaust you either."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32626795 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)08:47:06")

I'd plant my seed with her, if you know what i mean"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32626805 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)08:50:55")

"nice tits.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32627158 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)11:07:02")

Her sweater puppies"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32627292 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)11:48:07")


Why do you guys like her?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32627320 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)11:56:35")

because she's a sweet girl that needs love."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32627483 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)12:53:43")

"is there a fic or green about the dazzlings + anon turning wallflower into a sloot through orgies?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32627722 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:11:23" && image=="boi.gif")

Maybe we can make one right now, or not"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32627726 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:13:00")

She's relateable and probably has huge knockers"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32627728 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:13:34")

I think there was an attempt in the old "sci-twi is a turboslut" thread.
They hitted the bush around, but no one did that.
Maybe we can do that"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32627998 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)15:08:49")

that’s very specific, and i want it now. does it start as questionable consent?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32628112 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)15:29:07")

I do (and I would as well)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32628250 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)15:56:50")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32628273 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)16:02:54")

perfect. i would’ve also accepted full >rape"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32628932 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)18:34:23")

i mean i'd write it if i had the skill and time but i'm low on both of those."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32629253 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:44:35")

Sounds gay. I'd prefer turning her into a bait to prey on the M7."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32629868 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)21:48:55" && image=="1773127.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32629970 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:09:03")

It was a softball for anyone who was interested. The gist was that Wallflower uses her magic to make Twilight forget that she whores her out. But Twilight's body remembers even if she forgets. And then Twi flips it on her. Could be pretty easily converted to another character(s)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32630226 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:52:24")

It's the sweater. It's practically the symbol of 'don't talk to me'."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32630610 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:07:26")

But sweater puppies are hot and adorable.
Anyone would have noticed"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32630966 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:32:50" && image=="1470165578296.jpg")

>It's the sweater.
Do you think she'd be friends with Moondancer?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32631541 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)06:19:03")

"For anyone who didn't see the hunger games thread, Wallflower participated and commited suicide right off the bat because she couldn't handle the pressure.


>Friends with anyone"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32631900 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:51:41")

Poor wallflower
She only wants to be loved, and was forced to fight"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32631951 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:16:02")


How come Sunset didn't ass whoop Blush?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32632010 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:36:24")

That she is literally femanon"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32632045 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:45:45" && image=="1694912.png")

Because trixie stopped her before she do it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32632052 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:48:26")


I meant in the parking lot."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32632154 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:19:24")

She got her brain deleted, and then the girls manage to bring the backup.
No need to fight if everything was solved"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32632183 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:27:18")

Double titjob from Moony and Wallflower when?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32632333 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:27:19")

I'll need a source on that existing."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32632528 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:14:58")

This scene gave me a boner. Just how 'mean' would she have been if Trixie wasn't there? a slap? hair pulling? straight up knuckle sandwich?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32632721 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:06:54")

it's on derpibooru
search for "exhibitionist wallflower" or similar in there. just remember to change your filters so you can see it

a catfight would have been awesome and hot"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32633739 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:57:54")

the scene gave me feels. being mean hurts you more than them."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32633821 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:12:23")

">It's another dark, cold and depressing day in Canterlot City
>Wallflower, is at school and dreading her life
>Anywhere she looks all she can see is the endless alignment of hallways, numb people
>She longs for human contact but everyone mostly ignores her
>She is also tired of getting in an almost comatose state in order to have sexual intercourse with another semi-comatose guy which leaves her unsatisfied
>Even the wojack and pepe memes are loosing their appeal as well as shitposting
>As Wallflower wraps a rope around her neck in her sad, depressing room a shining light fills her apartment
>"Is it Celestia that finally came to pick me up and bring me to Equestria, the pony paradise?" - tought Wallflower with a tear of joy rolling down her face
>No, it wasn't Celestia
>The most handsome man posed in front of her with just a towel around his hip, barely hiding his prosperous genitals
>"Wallflower, my love. Do not feel angry with life when you still have a lot of love to receive" - said the handsome young man in a calm and appealing voice
>He then unrwaps his towel and in a suave movement proceeds to make love to the lonely Wallflower
>The girl couldn't imagine how blissful it was to be alive, never a man could ever give her this immense pleasure, life was good and it was worth to keep on living
>an indescritive feeling of pleasure
>As she collapses from the multiple orgasms she can listen to a motorcycle engine in the distance
>When she wakes up, the house is dark and the outside is freezing again
>She sees a small letter in the floor where it was written with the suaviest hand writting:
>"May you never feel cold and lonely again"
>"Signed: Ace Thruster""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32634170 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:32:08")

"What do you think?

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32634208 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:40:16")

That would be amazing.
I want more lonely girl in my life"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32634821 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:56:07")

"Tell me about wallflower, why does she wears the sweater?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32635925 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:28:15")

Because it's comfy"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32636574 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:49:06" && image=="flower of the wall.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32636870 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:48:24")

If we can ignore the show's rating, I'd love to see some really brutal but not necessarily rapey or lethal shit like slamming the face into the wall and some other weird shit.
Not because I hate Wallflower, I just enjoy watching some animated no-holds-barred fistfight."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32636910 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:11:14")

"how is there no porn wallflower getting fucked by vine tentacles?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32636953 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:35:10")

>ywn be Trixie watching in horror as Sunset slams Flower's head into the desk repeatedly for two minutes straight"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32637053 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:14:37")

What would Wallflower's super-saiyajin form be like?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32637119 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:48:20")

Because she is wallflower, not gloriosa"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32637536 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:44:38")

We don't take kindly to Windows 10 fags around here."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32638135 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:13:19")

A transformation with her rock i suppose"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32638201 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:23:00")

We dont take kindly a shitposter that doesn't contribute."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32638427 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:01:49")

If i took it, will she be cold?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32639488 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:21:57")

Isn't she technically a minor? I heard federal agents are bound to the 21 years rule."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32640465 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:46:26")

She ever got a transformation she would've been honorary Dazzling."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32640637 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:14:45" && image=="1661776__suggestive_artist-colon-hazepeach_wallflower+blush_equestria+girls_forgotten+friendship_spoiler-colon-eqg+series_ahegao_breasts_busty+wallflow.png")

I'm into realistically big chest pillows thank you very much."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32640696 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:26:53")

"There needs to be more lewd of this flower!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32641002 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:44:07")

Why nobody ever give her attention is a mistery to me. She has a really hot body"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32642149 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)07:46:55")

I'm a fan of small and perky titties, myself.
Could even stomach full flat."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32642206 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)08:12:13")

>I'm ultra gay"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32642527 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)10:28:47")

Not exactly. I'm just not really into titties.
I instead have that weird thing where I'm solely into pussy, with many more and less weird fetishes that come with it, upskirts being one of the more common ones."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32642933 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:23:48")

>Month goes by
>Wallflower wonders why still no one recognizes her
>Finds out Sunset just blew the photo up and hung it over her bed"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32643010 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:47:35")

I for one, would like to see Wallflower fill out that sweater and jeans"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32643369 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)15:19:05" && image=="1663537.png")

Well, she likes girls with sweaters"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32644538 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:41:14" && image=="1685012__safe_screencap_wallflower+blush_equestria+girls_forgotten+friendship_spoiler-colon-eqg+series_computer_garden_looking+at+you_pouting_solo_unam.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32644608 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:59:31")

I want to blow into her ashole. Hard."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32644812 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)21:08:03")

Awww, das kyoot"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32645027 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)22:20:03")

there is such a thing as too mcuh tits."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32647075 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)10:30:00")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32647166 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)10:58:59" && image=="1451467222029.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32647607 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)12:52:49")

"Wallflower is a chestlet";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32647618 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)12:57:03")

>Fake news
For why?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32647952 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:32:46")

Now that's cute."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32648565 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)16:34:22")

">page 9
I will not forget"

if(Sal Monela !2Z84vs3sUM && title=="" && postNumber==32648866 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)17:35:33")


>You give Wallflower a box
>She opens it to find a sweater inside
>"A sweater...Gee, thanks. I mean I'm thankful and all but...Another sweater."
>She takes it out of the box and spreads it
>It's huge
>She looks at it and then at you
>"Are you calling me fat?!"
"No, no! I...See, I'll be binge watching the 08th MS Team and I was wondering if you'd like to watch it with me and wear the sweater together."
>Wallflower squees and hugs you. Tighly
>You go to a clothing store and look in the hamplanet section for a sweater
>An employee approaches you with a smile
>"Hello! Can I help you?"
"Yes, hi. Do you have this in XXXXL, please?"
>A nearby hambeast with dyed hair snaps her head around like she just heard the dinner bell
>The employee gives you a baffled look
"It's err, it's not for me. It's a gift for this girl I know."
>"Oh, I see. One moment please."
>The employee walks away to look for the sweater you asked
>An earthquake shakes you as a shadow falls over you
>You turn and see a woman(?) who is easily 400lbs smiling at you
>She praises you for liking "real women" with curves. Then she says that "real men" like meat and that bones are for the dogs
>Then she flirts with you, leaning close to touch you with her gut as you back away
>She asks you what you think of her and winks
>Angry and nausiated in equal measure, you respond you think she doesn't look or smell like a human being
>Infuriated, the beast with the dyed hair tries to lunge at you, no doubt intending to crush you into a watermark against the floor
>You dodge easily, having practiced dodging for years in Lordran
>Through some sort of space kraut magic, the hambeast manages not to fall down"

if(Sal Monela !2Z84vs3sUM && title=="" && postNumber==32648889 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)17:39:33")


>She tries to slug you repeatedly but can't reach you because her arms barely reach past her equator
>The employee comes out with your sweater, starts yelling at the hambeast for attacking other customers and demands she leaves
>The hambeast starts complaining and threatening to sue for assault and discrimination
>Not appreciating being threatened, the employee mentions the store has security cameras and starts to call the police
>The hambeast waddles out of the store as if nothing happened
>Trying to calm down, the employee apologizes and offers you a discount
>Back to now
>You hug Wallflower back
>Her softness and cute sounds make it all worth it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32649586 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)19:54:01")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32649595 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)19:56:52")

Oh Sal, I always knew you had a soft spot for ham"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32651087 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)03:05:54")

Is WB a NGE fan?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32651092 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)03:07:50")

Keked and checked one dubs. And you got a one-off there."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32652265 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)12:08:03")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32652702 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)13:58:40" && image=="1674773.gif")

Nah, she is a naruto fan. Don't you see how she runs?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32653057 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)15:21:03")


Much as I appreciate tight bodies, I don't mind a tiny bit of pudge like how Vivian James is sometimes drawn.
Heh, if Wallflower got fit then she'd look like the She Hulk."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32653830 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)18:19:56")

"Deflower the Wallflower.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32654016 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)19:04:05")

That sounds like if i tried to fuck a plant in a wall"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32654585 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)21:36:57")


>Anon is sad and lonely
>He plants literal venusian dicktraps after watching Shame of the Jungle
>Plants that blow the living things around them for sustainance
>His gardening hobby causes him to go to the same store as Wallflower
>They bump into eachother and laugh over having the same preference for manure brand
>The two become a couple
>The neglected and malnourished venusian dicktraps uproot themselves and go on a rampage"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32655679 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)02:38:04")

"page 91210 bump";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32655711 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)02:46:40" && image=="Classy Frog.jpg")

"Someone write a green about Wallflower getting BLACKED or STRIPED please";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32656026 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)05:43:57" && image=="Spoiler Image")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32656084 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)06:10:49" && image=="1531614971051.png")

>be me
>be wall flower
>see the zebra man
>"hello it is I the zebra you are a women there fore i will have sexual intercourse with you now" te zebra man says
>oh no mister zebra man but i am a virgin
>that is better he says the zebra man
>he remove my clothe and put his big pener into my very small and tight vegana
>i bleed like torrentino motion picture because im virgin
>he ejaculation inside myself
>wow zebra man that was good but it was not because you are a zebra
>i undertand i sorry but im a bad, he says


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32656163 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)06:56:33")

I can hear the Spooder-Man from here"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32656269 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)08:00:11")


You don't understand. STRIPED is when Wallflower traps you in a reverse mating press and goes to town."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32656392 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)08:57:29" && image=="JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MATE.png")

>the madman actually did it
Welp, time to fap.

What is a reverse mating press?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32656509 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)09:45:27")

amazon position"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32656548 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)09:58:57")

Well, if a mating press in the man getting on top while locking the girl under him, the reverse would be a girl locking a man under her"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32656581 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)10:07:40")

"When is the complete version of her song being released?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32656584 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)10:07:50")

>most women are too weak to overpower the average man"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32656586 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)10:09:01" && image=="-4 STR.webm")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32656700 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)10:47:45")

Someone should ask that.
The song was perfect after the FF special"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32657292 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)13:46:11")

Deputies where I live would've dropped his ass the second he started moving

Also this would be hilarious ponified"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32657373 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)14:09:53")

>she doesn't feel anything
Made me kek"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32657379 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)14:11:18")

The strongest woman can be overwhelmed by a moderatly trained man.
Evolution is the enemy of gender theory."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32657623 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)15:18:25" && image=="1531451301773.jpg")

made me have a kek"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32658468 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)18:20:07")

Makes it a lot easier to listen to the heart, eh?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32658947 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)20:07:58")

>when you hug a flat girl, you are closer to her heart
Way too cheesy for my taste
i like it tho"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32659709 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)23:17:00")

"I want to see Wallflower get BLACKED.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32659729 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)23:20:25" && image=="1505952843585.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32659833 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)23:45:44")

The moment she lost grip on his pants, gg.

I wonder if anon were to get arrested by cop mares, it would be the most adorable thing. They resort to holding onto his ankles while he's trying to walk away"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32659837 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)23:46:27")

Someone please make a cute green about this."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32659863 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)23:52:24")

>wallflower is tired of be ignored
>she goes to a porno audition, and gets a starring role in a BLACKED movie
>sadly, the studio was really totally amateur. The video looks like those two giant negroes are rubbing cocks or having erotic homosexual moaning sections
>the lights were shit, so she is barely visible, for not saying unrecognizable
>the double barrel blowjob scene was damaged, so it was cutted out of the final tape
>when she shows it at school, she is suspended by showing black homosexual porn
>the gardening club girls didn't show up again. No one wanted to be friends with the black yaoi perv girl
>all the other kids...."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32659866 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)23:53:32")

>"Hold it right there mister"
>"You are under arrest for non consensual pats"
"oh no, what ever shall I dooo""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32659873 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)23:54:59")

She just can't get a break"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32659885 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)23:57:23")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32660082 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)00:56:09")

>wallflower cums all over the bbcs and learns that white cocks are simply inferior to the bbc
>she becomes a bbc slut

if(Sal Monela !2Z84vs3sUM && title=="" && postNumber==32660867 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)07:18:57")

">You are awakened by the sound of someone going through the contents of your fridge
>You creep into the kitchen and catch an intruder with green hair, skin and boobs
>You attack her, subdue her and call the police
>She keeps pleading and swearing at you
>The police arrives and takes her away
>You are shaken and barely sleep that night
>You call your kid the next morning to tell him what happened. He's currently away in college
>"Thank god you're okay dad. Is mom okay?"
>You freeze
>Oh shit

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32660888 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)07:34:37" && image=="1395330669671.gif")

A fitting married life for Wallflower. Probably the very same cops taking her away every single time, too."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32661376 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)10:37:15")

>"so, how was this time wallflower?"
"Well, i was on the kitchen, i went for some chocolate pudding, and then he freaks out"
>"jesus, what did you see in that guy?"
"He was the first guy in learning my name. He may be a little airheaded, but he is really sweet"
>"it's the fifth time he gets you on the precint this month"
"One more and i'm going free once. And the bails can be use as tax deductible""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32662457 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)15:58:39")

"Why is this woman always following me?"
>"I'm your wife!"
"I think I would remember something significant like that...""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32662598 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)16:27:15")


Being Wallflower is suffering."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32662914 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)17:38:05")

Think about the kids.

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32663331 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)19:22:03")

"Wait. Some still believe the BBC myth?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32663749 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)20:58:26")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32664313 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)23:07:50")

>Watching BBC
I have no idea what ya talking about"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32664354 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)23:19:07")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32664857 && dateTime=="07/18/18(Wed)01:08:37")

"If by some out there reason, if the Wallflower from eqg switched places with her pony counterpart, will anybody notice?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32665689 && dateTime=="07/18/18(Wed)09:20:30")

No one has even noticed her pony counterpart yet, so no."

if(Sal Monela !2Z84vs3sUM && title=="" && postNumber==32666731 && dateTime=="07/18/18(Wed)15:28:32")


The initial idea was to use Altz Heimer instead of "you" and make a joke about a forgetful husband and a forgettable wife, but I felt it'd lessen the irony of Wallflower's curse."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32666916 && dateTime=="07/18/18(Wed)16:07:18")

Oh Sal, I always knew you had a soft spot for alzheimer's you're sick"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32667326 && dateTime=="07/18/18(Wed)17:46:13")


Yeah. Still sick."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32667425 && dateTime=="07/18/18(Wed)18:06:40")

Some autistically think porns are a source of information as opposed to, you know, meeting people."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32667446 && dateTime=="07/18/18(Wed)18:10:45" && image=="1518890537135.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32668051 && dateTime=="07/18/18(Wed)19:49:26" && image=="1529701182669.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32668305 && dateTime=="07/18/18(Wed)20:48:06")

>if EqG turns into yu-gi-oh"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32668526 && dateTime=="07/18/18(Wed)21:33:48")

>ywn see wallflower solitaire her deck
"oh my god, you play yugioh??"
"what the fuck are these lolis?!""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32668977 && dateTime=="07/18/18(Wed)23:03:14")

Why is she angry?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32669263 && dateTime=="07/19/18(Thu)00:40:46")

Because you didn't think about her"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32670475 && dateTime=="07/19/18(Thu)10:41:13")

"Because I've got-- PUHLAANTS...! ...that sounded less lonely in my head.""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32670717 && dateTime=="07/19/18(Thu)11:56:25")


I wonder if one of the reasons she was made green was because she was green with envy about Sunset's social status."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32671016 && dateTime=="07/19/18(Thu)13:14:49" && image=="1522807221921.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==32671727 && dateTime=="07/19/18(Thu)16:36:39" && image=="1685259.png")