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String fullTitle = "Canterlot High Stories: Pinkie Pie and the Cupcake Calamity Storytime";
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String date = "10/02/18(Tue)21:58:47";
String comment = "Canterlot High Stories: Pinkie Pie and the Cupcake Calamity is out on iTunes, Amazon, and other books stores.

Here's the synopsis for it:
Canterlot High Stories: Pinkie Pie and the Cupcake Calamity
>Arden Hayes (Author)
>Pinkie Pie loves her job at Sugarcube Corner. She gets to work on perfecting the best cupcake recipe EVER, and is always surrounded by treats! Things seem like they're going to get even sweeter when Rarity becomes the new cashier, but it turns out that Pinkie and Rarity don't always see eye-to-eye on customer service. Just when Pinkie Pie thinks her predicament couldn't get stickier, a big corporate bakery moves in across the street and steals all of Sugarcube Corner's business. Can Pinkie Pie and Rarity work together and find a way to save Canterlot High's favorite bakery?

I would've had it posted last night, but with 4chan being dead for so long I had to wait till now to do it. As usual, if you enjoy what you see here and want to see more like it then please go out and get the book physically if you can.
Hope those of you who read this enjoy it!

Link to archive for this book (Images, PDF, MOBI, EPUB):
http://www.mediafire.com/file/dr55fmav9x99527/EqG+%2312+-+Pinkie+Pie+and+the+Cupcake+Calamity.rar#

All the previous chapter books plus this one are in this archive as well if any of you want an instant book collection:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/l43u24xfk736yx3/Books.rar"
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"lurking
thanks op"
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">>33003232
That's all of it. Hope you enjoyed it /mlp/!

Again, if you enjoyed what you saw here then please go out and get the book physically if you can.

Link to archive one more time:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/dr55fmav9x99527/EqG+%2312+-+Pinkie+Pie+and+the+Cupcake+Calamity.rar#"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33003236 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)22:34:13")

"How would you rate Canterlot High Stories: Pinkie Pie and the Cupcake Calamity of 10 /mlp/?
Anything in particular you liked or disliked in it?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33003239 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)22:35:15" && image=="MYOM-SDO.jpg")

"The next chapter book we should get, and please say something if I'm missing something else coming out earlier, will be a cyoa type book in Equestria Girls: Make Your Own Magic: Starswirl Do-Over on February 5th:

Equestria Girls: Make Your Own Magic: Starswirl Do-Over
> Whitney Ralls (Author)
>In this interactive book based on all-new Equestria Girls digital content, YOU control the ending!
>All the Equestria Girls"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33003241 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)22:35:37" && image=="1505000915570.gif")

">Feathers Grey looked up from his book. He was a silvered-hair man who spent every afternoon in Sugarcube Corner, usually reading a new book. He always wore a green three-piece suit. Pinkie got the feeling he didn't have many people to talk to, so she made a point of being extra kind to him
My heart, Pinkie truly is the one that cares. She is just too good for us.

>>33003141
>Sunset Shimmer made a face. "I think most of Feather Grey's friends are ---"
;_;"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33003244 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)22:36:15")

">>33003234
Thanks OP! That was actually pretty good: I have more thoughts for later but if I had to compare it to an episode for quick reference, I would say it's almost like a switched around version of "Spice Up Your Life", only with Rarity's method actually working over Pinkie's traditionalism, and I think for decent reason"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33003252 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)22:38:02")

">>33003244
Neat. Hopefully I'll be able to read it Thursday. Have to try and nap a bit before new comic now.
Good to hear that it was a worthwhile book though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33003338 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)23:06:30")

">>33003185
>Twilight Sparkle was talking to some of the Comeback Kids. The lead singer, Red Forest, was a cute junior from the next town over.
>Twilight was practically swooning over Red Forest.
Not this shit again. Wasn't the author pushing Flashlight in their last book?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33003355 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)23:10:34")

">>33003338
TURBO
SLUT"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33003376 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)23:15:17")

">>33003236
Well, I had a whole response typed out, but my fucking browser page crashed, so bye bye that.

Love Pinkie Pie though.

>>33003338
Turboslut Twi memes aren't just memes, anon. They're manifestations of truth."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33003378 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)23:15:45")

">>33003232
>Canterlot Gardens
Hayes, you son of a bitch."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33003398 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)23:21:35")

">>33003378
I know where Granny's goin'."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33003439 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)23:29:18")

"This wasn't too bad - not as good as the Rainbow Dash book (the first one in this series), but a step up from the Twilight book. Like someone pointed out, it very much felt like a reverse Spice Up Your Life, and it was interesting following Pinkie Pie's internal dilemma (both toward Rarity and toward the big big business bakery across the street). It dragged on a little in some parts; I think this story could've been told in 14 chapters instead of 18.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33003480 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)23:43:03")

">>33003077
>Barbieshit
>going out of your way to shill for it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33003483 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)23:43:56" && image=="1845637.jpg")

">>33003239
Can't for another magical thing from Equestria wercking havoc in No Hooves Land"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33003489 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)23:45:15")

"You posting the Best Gift Ever books/comic?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33003496 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)23:47:03")

">>33003225
>It was a little sappy for Pinkie Pie's taste
Pinkie is not one to shy away from sappy shit, she's all about sentimentality. She's being written as the one non-normalfag member of the group specifically to contrast with Rarity, and it makes no goddamn sense.

I mean, obviously I'd prefer if they just didn't bring up normalfag shit at all, but if they're gonna they should at least get it right."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33003536 && dateTime=="10/02/18(Tue)23:59:03")

">>33003496
>Pinkie is not one to shy away from sappy shit, she's all about sentimentality.
True, but I think it's about the context. The scene is a party, and when it comes to parties Pinkie Pie likes things sugary, up-beat, festive, and poppy. The Comebacks seem to be somewhat melodramatic, soulful 'gurrrrrrrrrl' boy-band deal that she thinks is more suited for concerts or listening on CD, not when trying to have fun due to the totally conflicting mood it sets."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33003543 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)00:00:18")

">>33003496
>>33003536
Also keep in mind this Pinkie isn't technically the same one from FiM"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33003584 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)00:08:43")

">>33003536
Ok, I can see this. I guess I was noticing these really subtle out-of-character moments throughout the whole story, and for whatever reason this is the one that got to me.
Of course, if it was just a context thing, then they wouldn't have said "for her tastes." That implies it's a general rule."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33004370 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)07:02:52")

">>33003234
That story gave me diabeetus."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33004708 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)10:52:50")

"Well, it was good.
Is insane how many sweets Pinkie can bake, but I am still wondering how Rarity made so many fuck ups.
You'd believe a future fashionista would do her best to get orders perfectly and keep everything in order, no screw them and just be a human pole in a small place."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33005122 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)14:04:24")

">>33003097
>All of Sugarcube Corner's mugs are unique and everything's done by hand
I had a cafe like this back in college, it was the best. I can see why Pinkie likes working there, she's very much a personal touch horse-girl: no two of her parties or cupcakes are exactly the same.

>>33003102
>Where's the mugs I made...?
Actually made me feel a bit for Rainbow, she was clearly proud of them. Also a neat detail on Rarity's aptitude for design making it on to cupcakes as well.

>>33003108
>>33003121
I'm guessing Rarity must be used to working/scheduling on her own time instead, I didn't suspect her to be a less than model employee between arriving late, texting while working, unintentionally insulting customers' fashion sense, or misremembering dates. Though, the first three I could totally see being IC for someone like Rarity

>>33003141
>Sunset Shimmer made a face. "I think most of Feather Grey's friends are-"
Darker than I expected. Also story does a decent job of making you feel sad in general for the Cakes, and for the store in general, they made it feel like a home for Pinkie even when she doesn't actually live here like in the show.

>>33003148
>"We got them at Sugarcube Corner!"
Actually made me chuckle, thought the way this chapter would turn out is them getting more frustrated at their ineptitude at making their own cupcakes and leave, not leaving so *happy* they show off their badly made snacks and make others think it was the actual shop that made them.

>>33003157
I take Butter's Bakery to be a sort of Starbucks expy, and I have to say I've never walked into a Starbucks that had fire-places and live jazz on certain nights. Damn.

Also Feathers is my favorite background character. I picture his voice as the old man from Spongebob."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33005126 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)14:05:26")

">>33005122
>>33003161
This is the part where it definitely starts feeling like Spice Up Your Life in Rarity / Pinkie's very different philosophies: Rarity thinks the way to pull in a crowd is to change up the very dynamic of Sugarcube Corner to being exclusive, and Pinkie Pie insists that's now how she wants Sugarcube Corner to function even in desperation, wanting to keep its welcoming, homey nature.

>>33003177
And highlighted here too. Honestly it's hard for me not to empathize with Ponk more than Rarity, turning the cafe into a snooty, 2cool4u club even just one night a week ruins the spirit, the comfiness. It's actually interesting having someone like Rarity actually call out Pinkie's parties on being too kiddy, I don't think for all of Pinkie's shenanigans 'immature' has ever been something that's been brought up.

And the next chapter reminds me a bit of the Cakes/Rarity Friends Forever comic too, now that I think on it, with Rarity taking charge of everything to see her vision completed, even competing against Ponk's.

>>33003191
And a bit of Pinkie Pride shows through as Pinkie's overwhelming shame at having her last ditch effort thrown aside in favor of Rarity's comes to a boil. I honestly feel really bad for Pinkie, even if this idea works it's like still losing the shop for her. Also the Cakes are super fucking sweet, coming in to the back and baking with her together to take her mind off things.

>>33003204
I'm not entirely sure I'm okay with Rarity's apology here. She kind of says she's sorry for ignoring Pinkie, but continues to insist that she knows what she's doing and just to trust her, not really trying to defend her taking everything out of Pinkie's hands.

>>33003226
>As Red Forest belted out the first line, Pinkie Pie swore he looked over at her and winked
I think that's four out of seven girls with love interests now, kek. Also like that Pinkie did still get to play a hand in saving the shop with her recipe."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33005131 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)14:08:13")

">>33005126
>>33003236
It was pretty good! At first I thought it humorous how it was basically the plot to Good Burger (and, in some ways, even shares a few similarities: note how what ultimately saves the shop is a special-secret recipe the long-standing employee had been working on forever), but it still feels like a unique take on the tale, specifically in bringing in a few themes from earlier episodes but with a twist.

The most primary being, as I said, Spice Up Your Life, only in this instance it is Rarity's suggestion at glamouring up the cafe / turning it into something it's not actually *works* as opposed to Pinkie's traditionalism at keeping it nice and comfy. And like SUYL, you can get a feel for both sides' arguments. Rarity knows trends, and knows what's in or out of popularity, so when she says she knows what the party needs to succeed you can feasibly believe her. But I don't know if I'd be comfortable with the changes she'd made any more than Pinkie, I was actually caring a bit for Sugarcube Corner as this super comfy, homely cafe that was being turned into a private club. Rarity's pushiness in achieving her vision works, and Pinkie eventually sees the good in it, but it's still a bit disconcerting. But then, life isn't always comfortably static and you have to learn to adapt/change sometimes as well in order to succeed in business, so I think it's still a good lesson. Also has a good feel for other themes, like Pinkie's pride in her sugary parties or the idea that you should trust the expert to know their shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33005134 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)14:09:14")

">>33005131
All in all a pretty good read. I like it more than Twilight's, where the plot kind of stops dead 2/3's through the book and the rest is wrap-up. Here the pacing is perfect, it ends with a solid development made to both Pinkie and Rarity's character and that Sugarcube Corner is going to survive. I'm not sure if I like it more or less than Rainbow Dash's, I'd put them at about even. One failing to this book is, aside of Pinkie, Rarity, and the Cakes, the rest of the Mane characters feel superfluous and interchangeable for the most part in their dialogue. The focus is all on Pinkie/Rarity's relationship, but in 'Bring the Blitz' you feel like each character had a distinct role in making Dash's life a hell, and in the previous book you had the added joy of watching Flash's insanity. Though where it shines is the focus on a relationship between two characters, whereas Dash's book pretty much was just focused on Dash alone against most of her friends. Both do a good job of making you feel for what the characters are going through though, and I would say they both manage to pull of a bit of a twist off of usually predictable stories."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33005293 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)14:52:36" && image=="1489606834665.png")

">>33003234
Thanks for sharing I'll read it later."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33005310 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)14:56:15")

">>33003175
>High tea with Principal Celestia and Vice-principal Luna.
"This is some bomb-ass tea, principals""
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33006002 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)18:10:00")

">>33005134
Thanks for the writeup Anon. I'll give it a look after I can read the book tomorrow or over the weekend."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33007209 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)00:21:31")

"bump for later readers";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33007360 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)01:30:15" && image=="1844878.jpg")

">>33003185
TURBO
SLUT"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33007479 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)02:40:31")

"That was a lot of fun, in an awkward, kind of painful way. I was pretty impressed with how they dealt with the Cakes and their livelihood. While it could have been more in-depth, it stayed focused on Pinkie and her own ways of dealing with her feelings about it. I appreciated that aspect.
The fact that SciTwi is apparently as much a pig as her Princess counterpart, and increasingly boy crazy, were good for some laughs."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33007542 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)03:21:28")

"Eh, to be honest, wasn't too impressed. its better than twilight's book, but it was a bit worse than Dash's.
I like that they pointed out that, for all her flaws, Rarity DOES know her stuff and that Pinkie is essentially a Giant autistic three year old, so her ideas are basically going to be aimed at grade school kids not high schoolers.
but overall it just felt a little flat. I did like the cakes though, it was nice seeing them kind of humanized in how they felt about the situation.


Plot resolution felt a bit wonky though: If Sugar cube corner's quality is higher than Butters, things should have equalized back to normal without the party on its own after a week or two since all the canterlot high kids ALREADY ate there beforehand as a hang out.

>>33003483
Hey, who cares? Its the human world's problem now!
#ace thruster to the rescue"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33007662 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)04:58:23")

">>33007542
Ace needs to make Equestria accountable for their crimes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33007677 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)05:20:29")

">>33003185
STOP SLUTING UP TWILIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33007852 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)08:56:53")

"Anyone has an archive link to the dash book? I been meaning to read it, but I lost it.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33007877 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)09:16:50")

">>33007852
Storytime thread:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/32165414/
Book download:
https://www.mediafire.com/file/x20zy6ho8nua5b6/EqG_%252310_-_Rainbow_Dash_Brings_the_Blitz.rar"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33008029 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)10:46:25")

">>33007877
Thanks."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33008478 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)13:44:41")

">>33007677
Not until she has taken all the late teenager cocks in Canterlot."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33008489 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)13:47:01")

">>33007542
>>33007662
i don't give shit about your forced meme"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33008500 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)13:50:03")

">>33007542
I think it's funny how this might be the first time someone has actually called attention to how kiddy Pinkie's parties can be, in EqG or FiM. In ponyland I don't think anyone outside of ardent edgefags like Tempest actually take issue with Ponk's parties given the whole land is pretty sugary/sweet in nature, but in humanland which is based around a bunch of teens who are eager to prove how adult they are, making fun of the kiddy nature seems more likely.

>Red Forest saying something about her party hats when she was at her most embarrassed
I like to think it was something nice, like he thought they were cool but Pinkie just assumed the worst"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33008505 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)13:51:25")

">>33007542
>Plot resolution felt a bit wonky though: If Sugar cube corner's quality is higher than Butters, things should have equalized back to normal without the party on its own after a week or two since all the canterlot high kids ALREADY ate there beforehand as a hang out.
For some people, occasionally myself included, speed > quality. Why wait a half hour for a few cupcakes/coffee when the place across the street can get them to you in under five minutes? You don't even really care that they taste like shit because you just need the energy and to get moving."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33008513 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)13:54:25")

">>33003239
Also Next chapter is on December 23:"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33008565 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)14:18:36")

">>33008505
I thought this might be the issue they were going to go for in the first half and it would have made more sense-- it would have tied into Dash's complaint about feeling left out when she was the one making sure everything went quickly at the start."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33008598 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)14:30:15")

">>33008489
Yet, here you are..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33008642 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)14:43:58")

">>33008598
yes,until g4 ends."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33008755 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)15:14:13")

">>33008500
it almost makes you feel bad for pinkie, like a special needs person realizing everyone but their friends thinks they're retarded."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33008758 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)15:16:25")

">>33008755
Doesn't make me feel bad at all. Sometimes there are times and days where I desperately wish I had a friend like Pinkie Pie to cheer me up with her innocent foolishness and jokes and well meaning surprises and affirmations of friendship and stuff."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33008845 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)15:46:34")

">>33008513
What book is coming in December? A quick look through the wikia and Google didn't pick up anything."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33008859 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)15:50:27")

">>33008845
Long cruel woman in a black skirt: Cinch's revenge"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33009756 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)19:56:02")

">>33008859
I think I found what you meant if >>33008673 was supposed to be it, and that is indeed fake as there's nothing on Amazon on it for it to be releasing so soon."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33010483 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)23:43:01")

">>33008859
I wish Cinch comes back too anon, but that is unlikely."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33010591 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)00:25:49")

"One thing is eating me here, they never address how shitty of an employee rarity was for the first 90% of the book.

Sure, she figures out how to throw the party at the end, but she never gets called out for just not giving a shit when on the clock earlier and fiddling around on her phone instead of actually working hard. I mean, messing up that customer's order without her seeming to be really worried meritted SOMETHING."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33010656 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)00:49:59")

">>33010591
Yeah, that bugged me too.
It isn't supposed a fashion student knows the basics of customer service?
I can get being late or be rude with appareances since they know fashion, and they work whenever they feel like it, but I see almost impossible she screwing the orders since they can't get measurements wrong. Let alone deliver dates."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33011106 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)05:12:49")

">>33010591
I have to admit that sort of bugs me too: I sort of took it as a result of the crisis that ensued, once the other shop showed up there were bigger problems than Rarity not being a model employee, but still, combined her attitude later in the book WITH her showing up late / getting orders wrong / generally being a bad worker, I am disappointed Pinkie never got the opportunity to pull her aside and tear her a well deserved new one.
>>33010656
The delivery thing I admit is the odd one out among her failures, maybe because she's more used to taking orders in person than over the phone? I thought the other stuff made sense for her to be bad at though with what you describe, her being late / rude is a result of usually working on her own time and being judgemental of how others look as part of their job."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33012034 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)13:48:48")

"For those who didn't get enough Rara goodness from this book >>33011534 new music vid";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33012124 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)14:13:40")

">>33012034
Neato."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33013824 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)21:18:26")

"bump, try to get through the weekend as custom";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33013826 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)21:18:48")

"Bump to try and help this survive a week.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33013864 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)21:29:03")

">>33013824
>>33013826
This thread fulfilled his purpose anon.
Be happy you managed to have fun in it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33014015 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)22:18:48")

">>33013864
The trick is trying to make sure Anons see it as much as possible for at least a weekend or week since these kinds of threads are the only exposure the books really get.
EqG ones are oddly more popular, but I suppose that has to do with the overall lack of official EqG content making those Anons more thirsty for new stuff."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33014617 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)01:53:51" && image=="cakes.png")

"You know one thing really made me wonder over the course of reading this: are the Cake twins born yet? There's a lot of scenery in the shop and I'm not sure if the Cakes live in the cafe like they do in Ponyville, but I was surprised by the lake of any mention of the babies with such a prominent focus on them and the bakery. That'd have been kinda cute to see them involved";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33014969 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)03:58:42")

">>33014617
probably not around, just like cadence and shining armor aren't married.

the timeline of the mane six in human land is essentially 5-7 years behind the pony timeline, just with the mane six as friends earlier."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33016378 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)13:47:53")

">>33003077
Read is my thing now."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33016428 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)13:59:37")

">>33008845
There's another EqG movie."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33016441 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)14:01:31")

">>33016428
Can't wait for EqG 5."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33017281 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)18:02:53")

">>33014969
I'm looking forward to if/when they bring up Shining and Cadance getting married in the EqG timeline as well, I'd like to see what their take on Canterlot Wedding (and potentially Chrysalis) would be. If there would be as much drama involved as there was in ponyland or if it'd just be more of a slice of life deal.

A wedding in EqG would be fun in general just to see all the girls wearing formal affair"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33017625 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)19:34:11")

">>33017281
still expecting cinch to be what passes for EQG's version of chrysalis."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33018759 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)02:00:06")

"Just a few more days.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33018787 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)02:11:18")

">>33018759
we're going to be waiting a month at least, if not two, before we get another special. just shitty shorts from now on."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33019707 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)10:49:32" && image=="1034651__solo_pinkie+pie_solo+female_breasts_blushing_equestria+girls_suggestive_cute_edit_tongue+out.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33020728 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)15:46:43")

">>33003077
>Pinkie Pie loves her job at Sugarcube Corner
So am I wrong, or is Sugercube Corner in this crap a souless cringey wannabe 50s malt shop instead of a nice family bakery?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33020737 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)15:52:06")

">>33020728
I don't think the 50s diner is Sugarcube Corner"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33020806 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)16:11:52")

">>33020728
Way off the mark: the Sugar-cube corner in this is a wholesome comfy cafe/bakery. These books take place before the Legend of Everfree, so it could be the 50's Diner job was Pinkie's new job after Sugarcube corner didn't work out for whatever reason, or she picked up a 2nd"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33021370 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)18:48:55")

">>33020806
Well we know there isn't a bad-end for Sugarcube Corner going off of the new shorts, it's still around... so why did Pinkie switch to the 50's Diner? Maybe the Cakes let her go because they couldn't afford her anymore?
>obviously the real answer is the canonicty of these books are questionable but let's have some fun theorizing anyways"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33022942 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)03:42:02")

"I'm disappointed we didn't get to see more of Butte's Bakery. It was sort of an off-screen threat for the entire book, not really a present antagonist so much as a force of nature, the sad reality of life / big business that small shops get crushed under the heel of a nation-wide brand. I mean that was a good angle for it to take, the story didn't *need* something like Filthy Rich or Cinch twirling their villainous mustache around while taunting the poor Cakes, the situation was realistic and heart-breaking enough just having it be a sad dose of hard life... but still, it would have helped to make the threat feel even more real if we knew exactly what it was Sugar Cube corner was fighting.

Compare how the employees work there or how the store looks / acts to draw more contrast between them and the Cakes for more than a single chapter. Or maybe make it somewhat a gray area in how if Sugarcube Corner succeeds, all the kids working at Butte's will lose their jobs instead."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33024298 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)15:27:53")

"Last bump from me, getting through the weekend was pretty good";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33024418 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)16:18:45")

">>33024298
Yeah. It'll be a week in by the end of today, so I'm satasfied."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33025889 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)00:30:44")

"Are these books canon?
Why is Twilight so slutty in these?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33026007 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)01:01:25" && image=="Twilight_Sparkle_knows_who_the_thief_is_EGS2.png")

">>33025889
Without having a deity mentor figure to channel all her energy into like Pony Twilight, human Twilight puts that attention into boys."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==33026017 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)01:04:29")

">>33025889
>Are these books canon?
Fuck no. They exist in some really weird kind of "alternate alternate" universe. There doesn't exist a Sugarcube Corner in EqGverse that we know of, and if it does exist Pinkie doesn't work there.

These little novellas are the furthest things from canon as you can possibly get short of fanfiction."
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}
}