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class Thread extends Board{
public void aloneseason5(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "alone season 5";
int postNumber = "1291724";
String image = "alone-hero.jpg";
String date = "06/11/18(Mon)19:46:36";
String comment = "> who will win?
> what are your 10 items?
> who will go first?"

public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1291728 && dateTime=="06/11/18(Mon)19:50:29")

"Fuck off shill. A thread died for this bullshit.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1291732 && dateTime=="06/11/18(Mon)19:53:16")

I need to torrent this shit, cause it's geo blocked."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1291736 && dateTime=="06/11/18(Mon)19:59:21" && image=="doggo.jpg")

if you are easily triggered, let me suggest the safe space of reddit"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1291979 && dateTime=="06/12/18(Tue)05:57:50")

I'd say, Randy wins
Sam goes first
>Sleeping bag
>Large 2-quart pot
>Ferro rod
>fishing line & hooks
>gill net
>3.5 lb wire"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1293360 && dateTime=="06/14/18(Thu)04:15:40")

"bump, it's going down tonight";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1293571 && dateTime=="06/14/18(Thu)15:07:19")

"I'm voting for the person who doesn't run around with sharp stuff.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1294059 && dateTime=="06/15/18(Fri)05:17:15")

lol Carligh got hooked"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1294100 && dateTime=="06/15/18(Fri)07:49:29" && image=="1510283723138.jpg")

">letting people who left because they missed their family have a second chance

only one who deserves it are that teacher guy who came second in s3 and the one who was starving to death but, wanted to stay but got taken out due to being skin and bones on medical"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1294275 && dateTime=="06/15/18(Fri)13:53:15")

Fuck off we have had threads for this show every season

Need to watch before I start talking shit. I know nothing right now. I bet starvation is the way to win as always tho."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1294336 && dateTime=="06/15/18(Fri)15:25:46")

>shoot self in head

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1294345 && dateTime=="06/15/18(Fri)15:34:29")

I actually thought she might be one of the top three. As much as she cried about getting pulled last time, "My life was ruined", I wonder if she needs to have someone around her so she doesn't anhero."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1294795 && dateTime=="06/16/18(Sat)08:32:53")

"Need a good streaming link!!!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1294810 && dateTime=="06/16/18(Sat)09:33:43")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1294811 && dateTime=="06/16/18(Sat)09:41:20" && image=="bunnygilr.jpg")

I think she would have had a chance with a multitool. Overall I think she had one of the weakest loadouts. Judging from her past season, she is better of without the fish."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1295052 && dateTime=="06/16/18(Sat)16:17:09")

"Hell yeah, let's get started!

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1296237 && dateTime=="06/18/18(Mon)07:51:02")

Just watched the first episode.
Disappointed in the minority hire.
Fish hook should have been pulled out with adrenaline pumping or pushing through and barb cut off.
Glad to see season 1 mouse trap guy back. Looks like he got fat again so he can starve out the others."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1297664 && dateTime=="06/20/18(Wed)10:39:45")

Isn't having an axe and a saw kind of redundant? Also they are in Mongolia, will a Gillnet even work, it's all rivers and no tides."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1297674 && dateTime=="06/20/18(Wed)10:49:08")

It's too bad, she packed on those pounds for the show just to get fish hooked off the stage."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1297676 && dateTime=="06/20/18(Wed)10:55:52")

"Any hot girls this time round?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1297879 && dateTime=="06/20/18(Wed)15:28:59")

"I feel like the finngolian girl who left because of fishook is cute but I'm not entirely certain
she seems nice though"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1297880 && dateTime=="06/20/18(Wed)15:35:32")

"Sure as fuck wish i could watch this legally in Europe ... although, if it was to pe shwon legally in Europe, they wouldnt be allowed to do the show like they do";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1297886 && dateTime=="06/20/18(Wed)15:54:12" && image=="1506012166636.jpg")

PLEASE don't tell me you're afraid of pirating in the year of our lord dos mil dieciocho"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1297979 && dateTime=="06/20/18(Wed)19:38:21")

>my sides
>they split"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1298000 && dateTime=="06/20/18(Wed)20:10:09")

It's a valid point. Yet every winner of every season had both saw and axe.
The saw has the edge over the axe in nearly every point, but the axe can be used as a sledgehammer. I'm also pretty sure that contestants with an axe slept better, than those sleeping next to a saw.
If we look at the show, almost all things made, revolve around wood. I also haven't seen anyone on the show create a heat source other than wood. Given the weather, I assume nearly all wood needs to be split, because it is so wet. It can be done in many ways, but the axe is probably the most stress releasing way out there.
So yes it is redundant, but what is the alternative? If you only have one of the tools and it breaks, you are stuck with your knife/multitool for getting your daily firewood."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1298265 && dateTime=="06/21/18(Thu)10:39:34")

Think of the gillnet as a hammok that you can fish with. If you don't use it as a hammok, it can be undone to aquire a shitload of cordage.
If you are good at traps, you might use it for that.
> imb4 traps are gay
The main source of food was fish and wild vegtables in the past seasons. So having two ways to procure fish is probably smarter than bringing bow&arrow. I'd rather have 3 more fish each week, then one or two animals over the hole season."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1298927 && dateTime=="06/22/18(Fri)10:03:55")

"Brady Boy, Brady Boy
your ass got fucked with a rubber toy"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1299493 && dateTime=="06/23/18(Sat)04:06:07")

"That kid Brad seemed to be building himself a decent little cabin, with that big fucking folding saw. Total suck at fishing. I could have lasted an entire year if he finished the cabin and learn how to fish.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1299494 && dateTime=="06/23/18(Sat)04:09:41" && image=="brad-working-on-his-shelter-alone-s5e2.png.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1300037 && dateTime=="06/24/18(Sun)03:19:40")

>lasted an entire year.

The interesting thing about Mongolia is that the environment appears to be easier to live in right now, but once Winter comes things will get exponentially more difficult. I doubt any of them will last long once the cold weather arrives."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1300070 && dateTime=="06/24/18(Sun)06:40:39")

>lasted an entire year if he finished the cabin and learn how to fish
Not sure if you were being serious but you can't live on fish"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1300077 && dateTime=="06/24/18(Sun)07:18:57")

>what are your 10 items?
I'd need some sort of book on indigenous vegetation/wildlife so that I'd know what to eat and what to leave alone. Yes, it's possible to make an educated guess based on color/shape/size/texture but there are some things in nature designed specifically to deceive so they they'll be ingested.
Failing that, is there some sort of safety lecture beforehand?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1300079 && dateTime=="06/24/18(Sun)07:21:25")

Holy shit the notching on that thing is horrendous. I get that you don't have a set of carpenter's tool out there but come on, that thing's barely going to protect against predators or the elements. You could fit your whole hand inside the wall easily."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1300202 && dateTime=="06/24/18(Sun)11:38:22")

Why can't you live on fish? They contain protein and fat and are rich in nutrients. In fact, the eskimo and inuit tribes of America, who's skin tone doesn't allow them to synthesise vitamin D from sunlight as effectively as North Western European Caucasoids are nevertheless able to remain healthy above the Polar Circle in Winter thanks to their fish-based diet. There are numerous wild plants that can be eaten to provide modest amounts of carbohydrates."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1300825 && dateTime=="06/25/18(Mon)09:06:52" && image=="jigsaw-replaces-toilet-paper-with-duct-tape.jpg")

"Who will be next to go?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1300960 && dateTime=="06/25/18(Mon)14:32:17")

Nigger. Only reason he is there is because they gave him a big check to satisfy the minority hire. I remember there was a nigger that didn't even last 12 hours"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1301027 && dateTime=="06/25/18(Mon)16:13:08")

100% agree. The environment seems very mild right now. Winter is going to be a bitch and a half. The smart ones will start to catch and store food. That dude that horded all the fish in a previous season, hope he hasn't totally abandoned the idea. They will need to be able to hunt on land during winter because fishing won't be so easy.
You are an imbecile"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1301030 && dateTime=="06/25/18(Mon)16:20:31")

So, what you typically do is start collecting your wood logs and set them up, making preliminary marks/notches for layout planning phase. Then once you have a batch (or most or all your wood) you dig in. The kid was only there for 7 days. The shelter he made was pretty impressive, and aside from the top being a tarp, I am not concerned about the space between logs as the only predators he would need to worry about would be big ones, bears, big cats. Assuming he went all the way up and fashioned a wood roof, he would be safe from big predators. He can then block those holes later, even the big ones."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1301052 && dateTime=="06/25/18(Mon)16:44:08")

but then again, because its a private market you have things like GPS rescue buttons at a fraction of the price in Europe"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1301118 && dateTime=="06/25/18(Mon)18:47:02")

">that Brad
Jesus Christ what a faggot."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1301262 && dateTime=="06/25/18(Mon)23:19:04")

"I lol'd so hard when the nigger put his fish in that fucking puddle overnight because I knew exactly what was going to happen. How did I know that but he didn't? I'm no /out/ expert.

Oh yeah he's a dumb nigger kek"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1302475 && dateTime=="06/27/18(Wed)18:48:44")

He's playing at survival. Well they all are, but him more than others. He refers to himself as white collar so he's probably fairly comfortable in life, accounting (heh) for his lackadaisical handling of his food supply. Nicole holds a PhD and owns acres of land and she's the one that let a big fat juicy salmon go in her season. I think there's a trend there.

Less well off guys like crazy Larry or psycho Dave or Carleigh seem to appreciate it more when they catch something.

Oh, and by the way, grow up."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1302651 && dateTime=="06/27/18(Wed)23:04:34")

I think whoever can fish that river the best will likely win. In the nigger's original audition video he seems like an avid fisherman, and he's doing well already. Despite the rookie mistake with the pond his chances look pretty good to me."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1302742 && dateTime=="06/28/18(Thu)02:57:42")

"Just finished watching the first episode. Am I the only one who thought that Carleigh didn't really give a solid shot at pulling out the hook? Like, it's a fishing hook for fucks sake. It isn't going to that much damage unless it gets a secondary infection. Surely she could have just yanked it out- either through the top or slid it back out the other way it went in? I think her biggest problem was debating it for too long; her mental state deteriorated and she couldn't bring herself to just yank it.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1302767 && dateTime=="06/28/18(Thu)05:10:13")

I'm not sure she could have done it alone..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1303021 && dateTime=="06/28/18(Thu)14:30:04" && image=="Gray426.png")

It was barbed as well, pushing or pulling it out either way could've caused permanent damage and loss of function of the thumb
definitely wouldn't risk it myself"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1303343 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)02:05:17")

"Randy building a decent size cabin. That broad with MS had no business being there. Seriously honey, you can't medically do it. Stop playing.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1303406 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)08:11:30" && image=="C2KsMhsUsAAZqBp.jpg")

strongly rooting for the hippie MILF"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1303416 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)08:43:19")

Whipple proved last season that she isn't physically strong enough to win. She's smart, strong-willed and high functioning, but she lacks the physical endurance to make it to the end."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1303423 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)09:14:45" && image=="CiscuIqVEAATwcq.jpg large.jpg")

well her name is Nicole Apelian. but i didn't even know she had MS last time she was on. she went home because she was psychologically checked out."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1303432 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)09:29:40")

"here is a magnet link for episode 3

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1303452 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)10:42:07" && image=="apu.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1303456 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)10:59:30")

whats happening in that picture? Where is it?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1303459 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)11:12:22")

Ariana Grande concert after the Manchester bombing"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1303474 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)12:32:32")

Bad choice. The man that nearly starved himself to death while he had plenty of fish to eat is going to win."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1303493 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)13:24:46")

this, it's him or crazy Larry who hates his life"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1303517 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)14:00:12" && image=="lck.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1303544 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)14:44:47" && image=="17075896_1311582198922614_721749561667747840_n.jpg")

i'm still rooting for her and her incredible pair of survival skills"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1303570 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)15:14:57")

I guess you can stop rooting."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1303574 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)15:19:03")

damn Alan has such a thousand yard stare"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1303613 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)16:03:16")

She is quite talented"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1303636 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)16:44:24")

And is at home comfortable while the others are still sticking it out."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1304104 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)08:44:10" && image=="nicole-apelian-season-5-belted-knife.png")

"this season Jesse, Larry, Dave and Randy all seem like strong contenders to win. i can't stand Larry though.

i'm thinking it's going to be Jesse this time around. the main reason is he didn't starve in a previous season. idk how many of you have starved for great lengths of time but your body remembers it and doesn't want to do it again. it's a huge advantage for someone who is fresh.

Brad built that cabin for dwarves and quit - that was pathetic."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1304131 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)10:25:02")

Seemed like she was convinced that it was around her tendon and psyched herself out."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1304146 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)10:57:10")

>oh, in that case we'll just give you anaesthetic, don't worry

Considering how clueless her doctors were, she might have done just as well ripping the hook out herself and tapping out only if her thumb stopped working."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1304175 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)12:17:04")

Yeah. he's my fav. Good old Ohio boi."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1304245 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)15:16:59" && image=="mspaint_2018-06-30_15-15-36.png")

this man is going to win. he starved for 50 days eating literally nothing first season. look at him now. fat as fuck and ready to starve for an ez 500k. he knows the game. he aint dumb"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1304247 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)15:21:13")

"The reason I lost last time was because my wife and I just had a new baby, just like this time around""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1304255 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)15:35:48")

You're right, he put on lots of weight which is good as a long term energy reserve, but it might have backfired if it upped his oestrogen too much."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1304651 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)04:55:12")

That idiot..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1304662 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)05:29:08")

>he aint dumb
that's where you are wrong, kiddo"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1306614 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)23:55:58")

Randy is doing well but I hope he doesn't win. Of everyone there, his reason for tapping was the lamest and he only lasted 21 days. I give him some credit for keeping his fire going after losing his ferro rod but it bugs me seeing him back."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1306734 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)05:01:37")

id say larry or dave wins

>swiss army knife
>sleeping pad
>a blanket
>a bag of rice
>an axe
>solar and crank powered radio with flashlight

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1307157 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)19:15:15")

"Should I start with season 1, or just hop into the latest season, and watch the earlier seasons later?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1307190 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)20:06:50")


The most recent season is a "redemption" for prior contestants so there will be some spoilers about their respective seasons. Beyond that it doesn't matter."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1307321 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)00:50:20" && image=="good_sleep_oinker.jpg")

"Sam's fishing game is shit. He's toast.

Tough call between Dave, Jesse, & Randy.

Larry will have a mental breakdown and collapse before long."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1307891 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)18:53:42")

start with season 1. the first two seasons were the best so far and there are spoilers if you don't go in order"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1308019 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)21:41:34")

I don't watch this.

But Kenyan skinny would probably win in the long haul. The dudes who pack on weight have an interesting idea but it won't work.

Look at anywhere where food is low, short and skinny.

Less body mass means less energy needed for basic fuctions standing idle or say walking long distances.. It makes sense in nature.

The issue becomes you need to constantly be eating a small meal every 2 or so hours.

Fish is obviously the best choice.

Also can you bring a gun with you? And does a fanny pack count as an item?

22lr with scope, and a fanny pack stuffed to the brim with ammo...."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1308039 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)22:07:52")

You are fucking retarded"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1308044 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)22:18:42")

Nice argument."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1308100 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)00:20:01")

I think it was more of an observation."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1308116 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)01:02:30")

I know Brad IRL

He lives like 15 mins from me

Pretty nice guy. He also hand crafts his own knives and axes. Probably gonna buy one soon"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1308182 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)03:58:24")

"fattest fuck wins. period.
if he isnt a complete dumbass, he would outlast any of these other "experts" just by living off his fat.

fat is the most important thing you need to eat.

while living off fish alone is possible, its only possible if you have a TON of fish. its not possible when they cook a fish over a fire like idiots.

anyone with a bow is at a huge advantage, being able to hunt big game.

when trappers had to go weeks with only small game, they used to kill the animal, then just cook it and eat everything. the guts, brain, skin and eyeballs had enough fat to keep them going.

fattest fuck wins
you cant live off of fish fuckheads"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1308206 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)04:33:50")

It's like expecting a car to go farther with half a tank of gas instead of full because less weight means better fuel efficiency."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1308230 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)05:44:57")

This man gets it. Also mental health is important when you have the option to quit"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1308263 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)06:42:03")

"*brings Dick Proennekes book*
nothing personal survivalets"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1308281 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)07:19:05")

Randy is gonna win, just to annoy the fuck outta you
nice loadout, I'm not sure you can bring a radio or a tent on the show.
Which SAK model would you choose?
also get one of those hand crafted rubber toys"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1308286 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)07:30:48")

Swearing guy eats mice for 200 days and wins"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1308289 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)07:35:08")

Women can"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1308609 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)15:51:18")

"The thing I like about this season is they aren't finding crap all over the shore like when they were put on Vancouver Island.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1308613 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)15:53:50" && image=="alone1.webm")

>I know Brad IRL"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1308653 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)16:55:14")

"This episode confirmed that fatboy Sam is winning. He got zero screen time. He's just sleeping all day and night living off that fat and the 2 food rations he brought.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1308698 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)17:38:25")

I was thinking the same, but last week someone did find a plastic jug or something that they were attaching fishing lines to.

The Danish version was worse for that. One guy found an oil drum that he got to make a stove out of and another, or it might have been the same guy, found a full six-pack of canned beer."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1308708 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)17:51:59")

>2 food rations he brought.
Hahah I didn't know he brought food rations. God bless him he is fat as fuck and ready to win."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1308726 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)18:19:15")


Right? Dude built a shelter and now he's just going to take a nap for 4 months waiting for everyone else to tap."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1308742 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)18:45:59")

"Also I think he's the only one who really seems to NEED the money. It sounded like he doesn't feel like he's a good enough provider for his family. That's some good motivation.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1309213 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)08:50:28")

reddit spacing says it all. thanks for aidsing up the thread"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1309945 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)07:25:50" && image=="lt_lost_af.png")

"> feel free to add any information I missed
Dave: good mood, good shelter, 2 hunting kills, little fish
Randy: will have stomach troubles, no hunting, solid fishing setup, awesome shelter
Larry: hunger pain and home sick, ok shelter, no hunting, little fish
Britt: frustrated, ok shelter, 2 missed hunting opportunities, good fish (lost 80%)
Jesse: good mood, bad shelter, 1 pit viper hunted "two bites of a burger", (probably) no or little fish
Brooke: ok mood, bad shelter, no fish, no hunting
Sam: troubled, shitty shelter, 1 chipmunk, no fish
Nicole: out
Brad: out
Carleigh: out"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1310519 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)20:53:15")

"Nailed them all except Sam. He's comfy as fuck with his fat stores";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1312010 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)11:08:21" && image=="Nic-Beach.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313174 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:07:33")

I wouldn't say this is normal behavior. That laugh is the laugh of a hysterical woman."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313339 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:37:09")

I'm honestly surprised they brought Larry back, all he did was piss and moan the whole time. It was painful just to watch him because of how miserable and negative he was. I liked how in episode 2 or 3 of season 5 he is saying in a voice over, "I just need to not stress this time, blah blah" then he starts getting assblasted that he can't set his trap and starts cursing like a mother. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. My sides left orbit over that editing choice. Maybe it's a producer's inside joke, they probably laugh their asses off when they edit his footage since he throws a tantrum ever 5 minutes."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313341 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:39:14")

I want Sam to win but he sucks ass at fishing and only ever manages to catch tiny game. I'm putting my money on Dave, he's crazy as fuck and keeps landing solid meals. Randy's cabin is pretty comfy, I think he has a good shot too if he can keep the food coming in."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313984 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:32:05")

"should i start with season 1?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314039 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:59:41")

Yeah binge watch it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314075 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:56:52")

Do it anon, I asked the same question earlier in the thread. Just starting season 2. Season 1 was pretty fun to watch."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314124 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:15:33")

"Holy shit some of these people are such little bitches. Tapping out on the first few days? Are you fucking serious? Especially this Desmond bitch who tapped out before sunset on day fucking 1.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314131 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:27:26")

"Next episode starts in an hour.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314135 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:28:23")

"10 double quarter pounder with cheese meals";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314138 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:29:21")

Whoops, more like 30 minutes. Anyone know any good group streaming sites? There was one us anons used to watch cops with but I can't remember the url. I'll group stream the ep if I can figure out the site."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314161 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:27:07")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314195 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:48:12")

more of dem tiddies
>post em"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314220 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:26:03")

"God damn, Dave is such a faggot";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314245 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:13:51")

We don't call him crazy for nothing. Dude lives in his truck willingly. I lived six months like that and it does something to your head, hard to explain. Sort of like an anti-social PTSD where you never feel safe or right. Took me a long time to get back to normal after that."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314354 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)07:14:22")

"here is the magnet:?xt=urn:btih:25b4879f4fe70ce2216ad89c3e45958680fcfceb&dn=Alone.S05E05.WEB.h264-TBS%5Bettv%5D&";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314484 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)12:55:16")

>Especially this Desmond bitch who tapped out before sunset on day fucking 1.
I bet they make deals with the minority hires. Go on the show and we give you $2000. You only have to stay 6 hours. We will be with you the whole time making sure your safe. Then we will fly you back to your shithole city."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314496 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:08:44" && image=="heem sleepy.jpg")

"Who /Larry/ here?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314501 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:11:19")

Who /Sam/ here?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314504 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:15:35")

Sam's new shelter seems flimsy as shit

anyway I'm rooting for Larry or the friendly hippie hunter who cries when he kills Grouse"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314569 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:47:12")

">eat a bunch of wood shavings
>wtf why does my stomach hurt"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314577 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:55:19" && image=="6-5-16-10993435_10205770204244391_16231502563683109_n.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314593 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)15:16:57" && image=="IMG_4390.jpg")

I could literally live forever as long as I didn't need to poop."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314599 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)15:27:41")

wow. just imagine sitting at a campfire with her as she gives you a rough handjob with her strong callused hands using nothing but her spit as lube."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314651 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)17:01:21" && image=="1531471712722.jpg")

you leave Dave alone, you bully"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314667 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)17:31:08")

"fifty year old dude crying about killing a few birds. kys faggot";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314669 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)17:34:03")


altho idk if there is a room for this show"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1315186 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)08:02:58")

>eating wood
The fuck dude."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1315785 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)22:31:32")

I was actually looking forward to see how is wood bread would turn out."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1315820 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)23:38:38")

Yea same here. At first I thought you could only eat that white part under the bark. But it looked like the dude was eating a lot more than that."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1316082 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)10:49:50" && image=="1487331199717.gif")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1316266 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)15:40:21")

>But it looked like the dude was eating a lot more than that.
I noticed at the beginning he was carefully shaving the outer bark off then explaining to the camera how he would carefully shave the white inner bark part and eat it, fast forward to one week later and he's sitting at the campfire with a hatchet eating a log."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1316365 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)16:48:41")

Couldn't he have boiled some dandelions and other things to produce something that would help him take a shit? I feel like he didn't even try.
>eating a fucking tree
where do they find these people..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1316897 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)07:45:36")

"Dumbest starvation induced mistakes
>saving fish for later while on the brink of starvation
>eating trees and getting constipated"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1316921 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)08:34:47" && image=="1458526753422.jpg")

"Natives used to eat the underside of bark when they did not have access to enough food. The "blood vessels" of the tree provide nourishing carbohydrates and are easy to digest.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1316922 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)08:35:57" && image=="1482483386311.png")

"Eat the whole fucking log";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1316923 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)08:39:21")

Don't forget the guy in the first season that couldn't start a fire but decided it was ok to drink swamp water after passing it through a sock then started hallucinating."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1316947 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)09:37:50")

That log returned to its natural shape inside his poop shoot. Now instead of him splitting logs, the log will split his ashhole."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317024 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)11:43:24")

Probably was losing his mind or something."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317899 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)05:15:54" && image=="shit.jpg")

did i hear a Log?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317907 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)05:29:31")

"I have 0 doubt in my mind I would win. Anyone else feel this way?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317934 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)06:51:53")

">alpha loadout
Biggest tarp theyll allow
4L pot with bail handle
As much wire as they allow
Fishing pole and tackle (is that two?)
Mummy bag
Dam thats only 8

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317936 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)06:55:19")

Some of the dumbest shit ive ever read"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317938 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)07:00:23")

Honestly I would just want a fire steel and an Axe."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317939 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)07:12:43")

Are they allowed to hunt big game?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317942 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)07:23:29")

I'm not fat enough to win. Also, it is hard to get on the show. They aren't looking for competitive people, more so those that are entertaining to watch."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317943 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)07:24:41")

No. Its always illegal. Big game is the only way to survive long term and they don't want that anyway"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317945 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)07:30:26")

How the fuck do they know? Im assuming they come collect tapes and swap batteries every frew day? Surely its not a digital feed/solar rig. Id just sit the camera down and go fell a deer. Have a secret stash of food"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317949 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)07:34:32")

"I hate that they pick city niggers and a bunch of dudes with pregnant wives. Throw some fucking neets in there";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317950 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)07:35:02")

First thing to consider is that contestants are very close to each other and are told not to travel far.
Hunting with a shitty bow isn't easy.
If you want to cheat, having a buddy bring you food or drop supplies via drone would be easiest. Just hide a GPS tracker in your ass and he can come find you."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317964 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)07:58:25")

"Heres from season 1
ALONE: Here is a list of the items each contestant was allowed to carry...
1. Axe (all 10)
2. Sleeping Bag (all 10)
3. 2 Qt Pot (all 10)
4. Ferro Rod (all 10)
5. 25 piece Fishing Kit with Line (all 10)
6. Knife (9...Josh Chevez no knife...first one to tap out)
>who the fuck doesnt bring a knife?
7. 12x12 Tarp (Only 6 carried)
8. Saw (6 chose this tool)
9. Paracord (5 chose this item)
10. Bow & 6 Arrows (4 chose this item)
11. Gill Net (4 chose this item)
12. Emergency Rations (3 chose this item)
13. Canteen/Waterbottle (3 chose this item)
14. Leathermen Multi-Tool (2 chose this item)
15. Bivy Bag (2 chose this item)
16. Sling Shot (2 chose this item)
17. Sharpening Stone (2 chose this item)
18. Wire (Only 1)
19. Extra Tarp (Only 1)
PLUS, the clothes they were allowed to take."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317966 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)08:00:19")

>no emergency rations
You're only allowed 10x10 tarps, but you're allowed to take another as one of your items.

I've never seen someone take a fishing pole, they always seem to make their own.

Everyone takes the rations anon."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317968 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)08:02:43")

Everyone took a pole season 1"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317969 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)08:03:45")

Everyone took a pole and only 3 took rations in season 1. Just posted that here

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317971 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)08:05:54")

I'm honestly surprised not everyone took the rations, it just seems like a huge advantage to have some food for when the going gets rough in a competition that's about staying out there longer than the rest.

Also sling shot? Why haven't we seen anyone using one yet?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317972 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)08:06:56")

It's a fishing kit, not a fishing pole. It's just line and hooks. Watch"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317973 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)08:07:58")

Auto posted, watch season one. Don't think anyone had a pole."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317975 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)08:11:45")

>1. Axe (all 10)
>2. Sleeping Bag (all 10)
>3. 2 Qt Pot (all 10)
>4. Ferro Rod (all 10)
>5. 25 piece Fishing Kit with Line (all 10)
>6. Knife (9...Josh Chevez no knife...first one to tap out)
Yes fuck josh
>7. 12x12 Tarp (Only 6 carried)
>8. Saw (6 chose this tool)
No. Handy but an axe is enough
>9. Paracord (5 chose this item)
Ive got wire
>10. Bow & 6 Arrows (4 chose this item)
Rather have a net
>11. Gill Net (4 chose this item)
>12. Emergency Rations (3 chose this item)
Dumbest choice
>13. Canteen/Waterbottle (3 chose this item)
This was tough but ultimately I went with more shelter
>14. Leathermen Multi-Tool (2 chose this item)
>15. Bivy Bag (2 chose this item)
>16. Sling Shot (2 chose this item)
>17. Sharpening Stone (2 chose this item)
I would say yes but most of these pussies tap out after 3 weeks so i dont think it will be necessary
>18. Wire (Only 1)
19. Extra Tarp (Only 1)

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317976 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)08:13:01")

All of em took poles"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317980 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)08:18:43")

Your mom takes poles"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317985 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)08:43:46")

so does my dad"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317988 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)08:49:41")

That bearded faggot didn’t deserve to win"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317989 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)08:50:00")

Aslong as the balls dont touch its alright."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317993 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)08:58:34")

Well some of them tried to kill a boar in past seasons and nigger fired arrows on a deer that was in river few episodes a go. It just might be for the "show" because it's seems so weird that no one menaged to kill anything larger then a duck for 5 seasons."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1318013 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)09:29:30")

Of all of them, he earned it the most. He came closest to solving the food problem at his location as opposed to lasting on reserves."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1318016 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)09:39:31")

He was in a spot where crabs were practically crawling out of the water."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1318023 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)09:50:11")

Every single winner has been fat.

They simply don't find the 2k+ calories a day to eat out there, whoever has the most reserves wins."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1318076 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)11:07:18")

I don't think religious crab man was that fat, and cussing man wasn't too fat. They came 1st and 2nd."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1318227 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)14:57:07")

Its a reality show man. All that forest and wildlife is protected. I learned that season one when they made that one dude stop building a cabin. He was cutting down trees and he stopped “because he had a premonition the clay was bad”"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1318348 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)16:48:37")

"The show is bullshit. The people are visited regularly to get fresh batteries for their video cameras in addition to a regularly health check up. IT'S. ALL. BULLSHIT!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1318353 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)16:52:19")

I was wondering where you were. Every year "IT'S FAKE!!! I CAN SEE HOUSES!!!" You're like a spawning salmon. You come around once a year, masturbate, then die."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1318441 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)18:14:53")

They mention that there are animals they aren’t allowed to kill"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1318454 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)18:27:12")

Only because he used attractants to draw them close enough for him to pull out with a line. Sure, he was lucky to be placed in an area with crabs but he had to figure out how to be able to exploit them to the extent he did.

Nicole was placed right on a salmon run but was letting them go instead of preserving them. Jose was within range of a salmon river but spent too much time perfecting his boat and missed the run. Super Dave caught lots of fish and preserved them but forgot to eat them."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1318570 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)21:12:29")

That does work, just not in endurance races or anything longer than a few laps."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1318618 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)22:31:55")

"Do all contestants have the same chance at winning? Or do some inherently have a leg up due to their starting position? Do you think the winners would have won, regardless of the location they were assigned? I've only seen season 1 (and almost season 2), but i feel like Alan would have won no matter which location he was assigned.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1318656 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)23:26:07")

>Do all contestants have the same chance at winning?
>Or do some inherently have a leg up due to their starting position?
Where they go is supposed to be by luck of draw but some of the camp spots sucked real bad
>Do you think the winners would have won, regardless of the location they were assigned?
I kinda think so but I bet the people who got the suck ass spots in real life would walk for miles to find a better place. They weren't allowed to go to far from their drop off points.
>Alan would have won no matter which location he was assigned.
He just ate whatever but from what I could tell didn't use calories, he seemed like he was always in his shelter laying around."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1318661 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)23:35:24")

>Or do some inherently have a leg up due to their starting position?
I can't see this as untrue, some locations appear to be far ieasier to build your shelter or have more source of food avaible such as some rivers etc"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1318884 && dateTime=="07/18/18(Wed)09:46:00")

> who will win?
The one who kills big game, or like all the other seasons, the one who can outlast starvation the longest.
So I'm guessing Dave, he seems to be a proficient bow hunter, he can shoot a squirrel out of a tree with his bow, very impressive. But he shouldn't be crying about unethical shots. It's survival, shits going to happen and you're not going to make a clean shot on a 10 inch animal.
He is also good at starving himself.
I was also impressed with the log cabin and fireplace of that hipster guy, but idk his food situation. Good shelter is nice, but food is more important.

But how much is fake in this show? They all act suspiciously overly dramatic, like most bad actors do and most reality TV shows are scripted anyway why not this one?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1318886 && dateTime=="07/18/18(Wed)09:52:25")

"If I went I would bring seeds. Radishes are only 3 weeks from sow to harvest, so as long as I survived 3 weeks I would have a perminant reliable food source until winter.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1319028 && dateTime=="07/18/18(Wed)14:17:30")

"so broom is posying yt vids, does that mean she tapped out
or any1 know s5 when it was filmed?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1319087 && dateTime=="07/18/18(Wed)15:31:30")

You can't just bring what you want or I'd bring some steaks"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1319322 && dateTime=="07/18/18(Wed)22:02:22")

It was filmed last winter"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1319436 && dateTime=="07/19/18(Thu)01:29:01")

"I watched a few episodes based on these threads. Its fucking awful. This show has to be fake right?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1319437 && dateTime=="07/19/18(Thu)01:30:30")

This aint stardew valley nigger"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1319438 && dateTime=="07/19/18(Thu)01:31:32")

Theyre not allowed to hunt big game or cut live wood"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1319441 && dateTime=="07/19/18(Thu)01:39:11")

All these dudes are bawling their eyes out before one week. Jesus tons of people camp for longer than that. Theres no way this is unscripted. If it is im gonna apply. I could win season 6 with 3 items and one arm"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1319536 && dateTime=="07/19/18(Thu)07:57:31")

>If it is im gonna apply. I could win season 6 with 3 items and one arm
How would you do that?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1319540 && dateTime=="07/19/18(Thu)08:00:55")

3 bullets and one firearm to plunder the supplies of up to 3 other participants."