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class Thread extends Board{
public void EmptyTitle(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "1311850";
String image = "swampbooger.jpg";
String date = "07/10/18(Tue)06:18:24";
String comment = "Whats the most terrifying thing you've come across while /out/ing?";

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public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1311855 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)06:41:25")

">>1311850
A mountain lion."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1311857 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)06:46:50")

">>1311850
OPs mom"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1311858 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)06:47:44")

"Nothing particularly spoopy but recently I was hiking and then something big seemed to be breaking a large tree. I could see the tree bouncing violently from a couple dozen yards away. It was probably a boar fucking around.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1312176 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:27:56")

">>1311850
Nothing >>>/x/"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1312184 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:36:13")

">>1311850
I SAW THE SKINWALKER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Actually it was nothing."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1312193 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:48:18")

">>1311850
A black bear. The terrifying part was that I was on a narrow sandy path with steep rocks on both sides, so if it charged me there was no getting away."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1312197 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)14:56:28")

"God";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1312207 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)15:06:56")

">>1311850
half deflated red balloon nailed to a tree by the string, nail was really fucking rusty. it was trails that very few people walk. pretty deep in the woods too.

some creepy fucking 20 year old walking around in 90 degree weather like some mega sized mix of assassins creed and Swedish death-metal a looking to make his first kill. like it was pretty clear this guy had bad intentions. i didnt even see him until my dog darted at him.
my dog is really sweet and normally a very timid around people he does not know. but he went full on ballistic in a way i had never seen before and (thankfully) have not seen since. charged right at him snarling got in a really aggressive position between the guy and me. hes kind of a funny looking goofy goon of a dog, but it was like he was a possessed demon dog. i didn't even recognize him. the guy seemed overwhelmed and asking me to to get my fucking dog off him. without breaking his gaze my dog moved 180 around the guy as i passed, and the guy backed away and took off running down the hill. i gave that dog a whole lot more respect and a whole lot of treats that day. i also wrote down that guys plate number when i got off the trail."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1312208 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)15:11:29")

">>1";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1312273 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)16:53:14")

">>1311850
A fag"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1312313 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)18:02:32")

">>1312207
looking autistic isnt a crime man"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1312352 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)18:57:51")

">>1312207
>be basement-dwelling 20 year old
>have little experience with the outdoors
>never owned a dog, or any other animal
>lurk /out/ for months, decide to leave the basement and see the joys that 3D has to offer
>grab a jacket and pair of boots from your angsty high school years, it's not great but hopefully it'll be good enough for a short trip
>wait for a nice sunny day, don't own rain gear
>head off into the woods
>walk for an hour or so
>hear something running through the brush
>freeze
>out of nowhere, a dog comes charging at you with its fangs bared
>thisiswhereidie.jpg
>dog runs a circle around you, never looking away
>frozen to the spot with fear
>its owner appears, thank God
>"please get your dog off me"
>silence
>dog continues to snarl and glare
>owner and dog eventually walk off
>nope the fuck out of there
>stay /in/ where there are no psychos with poorly-trained dogs"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1312355 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:01:15")

"A clearing full of marijuana plants.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1312372 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)19:23:51")

">>1312355

I came across those a few times. Some one shot at me when I started to nope out."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1312402 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:00:30")

">>1311850
a (dead) body"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1312407 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:08:55")

"Other people.

I go /out/ specifically to stay away from them."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1312434 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:29:09")

"Black bear in a thicket while grouse hunting. Also kinda got shot once.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1312442 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:41:29")

">>1312355
this is actually the worst feeling when you come across it
>stomach sinks
>whothefuckiswatchingme
>pls no die
they will kill you"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1312443 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:41:54" && image=="1522687900090.jpg")

">>1312434
>Also kinda got shot once."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1312447 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)20:44:29")

">>1312443
Dude! There's a bee right in front of you watch out!!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313216 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:08:12")

">>1312193
>so if it charged me there was no getting away.
You're not supposed to run away from bears. That's basically the golden rule. If it's a defensive attack you play dead or use the bear spray you should have been carrying. If it's an aggressive attack you fight back."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313277 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:40:29")

">>1311850
bear encounter was the most immediately terrifying. timber wolf was scary after the fact thinking about his buddies in the trees."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313368 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:29:11")

">>1311850
Fat, old nudists.

So probably >>1311857"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313390 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:55:48")

">>1311850

Not sure if terrifying, but certainly unsettling. Was doing a geologic survey on public land (closed mine the BLM owns) maybe 50-60 miles north of the border. Was hiking out a contact I was mapping in a dry riverbed and started finding discarded phone cards from Mexico, snack wrappers, water bottles, a credit card for a bank in Mexico, and other items. I swear I was going to find a body if I kept going another 3-5 miles."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313395 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:59:54" && image=="5A38D3BD-03F9-44E4-BCCA-A64B1D52648B.png")

">>1313390
>Spic paraphernalia in Tierra de Lobos"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313399 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:08:32")

">>1312352
I love dogs but running in to them in the woods is as tense as running into a bear. A dog and I stared each other down for 10min before its owner came around the corner. I had my hand on my gun ready to draw until I saw the owner. I have played with many a dog I have found in the woods but this one was spooked and looking for an opening to bite."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313403 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:12:54" && image=="IMG_20160826_1545333.jpg")

">>1311850
Almost got struck by lightning on a mountain, that was my worst experience /out/ing. I've also encountered a black rattlesnake that was very well hidden and I almost stepped on him (sneaky lil bastard in the pic, after he slithered off the trail when I startled him). I've encountered two small black bears before which never bothers me, and one mountain lion who was kind of far away from me. The lightning was by far the most terrifying for me, more so than any animal I've encountered."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313404 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:13:11" && image=="7C96A4D3-6DCB-4452-B73D-3EAB778D18B5.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313409 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:23:21")

">>1311850
Gravity, hiking on a narrow ass path carved onto the side of a hill. It was raining and the whole shit was muddly and slippery and I was carrying a 100l pack at bout 30kg. I'm not particularly light either so friction is a real problem. At one point I actually slipped down the side but a sapling caught me.

Actually thought I was gonna die because it's a 60 degree slope down to a river.

The sapling gave up it's life for me, and for that I give thanks."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313410 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:26:45")

">>1312313
Dogs don't charge at autism"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313455 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:36:12")

">>1311857
OP btfo"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313474 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:14:18")

">>1312443

> kind of got shot

It happens, I've been "shot" duck hunting."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313475 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:15:23")

">>1313277

> Timber wolf

You are lucky to be alive."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313483 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:50:52")

">>1312407
This. Ive seen other hikers before. Terrifying"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313497 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:52:04")

">>1311850
A still steaming half eaten deer carcass. Wolves obv, but wasn't scary as we were in a large group.

>>1313403
>Almost got struck by lightning on a mountain, that was my worst experience /out/ing
Mine too, was fucking insane. I have new respect for the weather."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313498 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:56:35")

">>1311857
I wouldn't worry about that."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313507 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:18:35")

">>1313403
U Cali or az?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313509 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:27:42")

">>1311850
an owl spooked me hard when I was walking out of the woods"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313511 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:31:17" && image=="15561278099214.jpg")

">>1313507
AZ"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313538 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:06:04")

">>1311850
Tweakers. City tweakers may be scum bag burglars and rapists but deep woods tweakers a soulless monsters."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313539 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:11:00")

">>1313399
>I love dogs but running in to them in the woods is as tense as running into a bear.
Autism
>A dog and I stared each other down for 10min before its owner came around the corner.
Autism
>I had my hand on my gun ready to draw until I saw the owner.
Autism
> I have played with many a dog I have found in the wood
Maximum autism. Just say that phrase out loud to yourself.
>this one was spooked and looking for an opening to bite.
This goes beyond autism, this is some next-level downy shit. Are you genuinely retarded? Dogs look to humans for how to react. Display fear and distrust and you'll receive it. Friendly dominance is the way to go."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313542 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:26:35")

">>1313410
>when the primitive canine is more receptive than you are
Together we can solve the puzzle"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313556 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:03:09")

">>1312355
>>1312442
I can totally imagine.

My buddy and I found a relatively new fridge with a camo net thrown over it in the middle of the woods in a place where it could have only been carried in by hand, as it was about 5 miles from any trail you could get a 4 wheeled vehicle through. We bafflingly stared at it for a minute before we decided it was bad news and skedaddled.

Maybe we were big scaredy cats and it was just some hunters porno stash or something, but our area has a big meth problem and I heard of people making it in their fridge but I assume that requires electricity. tl;dr I got scared by a fridge."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313730 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:48:39")

"A fucking bear came to my tent and started sniffing it. I froze. After a few minutes, it walked away.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313736 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:57:11")

">>1313542
Yeah man all those people ripped to shreds by pits were evil"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313741 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:00:45")

">>1313497

Read that as "still screaming," stomach kinda sank at the thought."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1313773 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:17:37")

">>1313539
If I meet a doggie innawoods and he is off leash I bear spray him. Protect myself and teaches the shitty owner to leash their mutt.
>inb4 if that was my dog I would beat/shoot/stab you hur dur.
I have bear sprayed over a dozen dogs at the local park. Owners have not done shit. A couple have said they would call the cops but nothing has ever come of it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314036 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:53:38")

">>1311850
a car on the side of the road with 500 bullet holes in it. normally i would think it was just a playful /k/ outing but this was in northern CA by sheltered cove where they grow weed"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314072 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:51:10")

">>1313730
I had a bear open the flaps on my tent with his paw and stick his head in while I was eating chicken.

He was cool though so I shared. Now I have a fren."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314077 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:59:22")

">>1313409
Had a similar experience but the slope was closer to 50° - 45° in heavy rain with rocks instead of a river.

The next morning I saw evidence of a deer that had a hard time too. Looked like he fell but got back up. Gravity it the true Apex predator."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314079 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:03:54")

">>1313539
> All animals I encounter will always bow to my dominate will.

Just how gay and retarded are you?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314178 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:18:12" && image=="24E78A0F-EE38-4934-808F-57BBF85AB650.jpg")

">>1313409
So my local mountains (Whites, NH) have trails that just go up steep granite faces. Like 20 yards of smooth granite at >45 degree slope where you just figure out how to get up it. It's tons of fun. I had a rainstorm hit while I was descending from the range and had to go down about six or seven of these things on my ass praying the impact wouldn't bust my legs up. It was my nightmare and it came true one morning."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314357 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)07:28:52" && image=="36980758_1991118497605851_2673424873254027264_n.jpg")

">>1311850
>shhh only tears now"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314383 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)08:29:35")

">>1313773
>>1314079
not that anon but both of you have straight concentrated autism. a domesticated dog won't lose its shit just cause it's in the woods. bear spray guy: you just like being mean and cruel and you don't like outright admitting it like a fucking autist so you cover it with "muh safety. to the ATF chucklefuck looking to put down another dog in the woods: stop LARPing and enjoy the outdoors like a normal functioning human."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314384 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)08:31:54")

">>1314178
but you lived through it so that counts for something"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314387 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)08:45:46")

">>1314357
Did you take this pic? I think i have seen that one before"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314396 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)09:32:02")

">>1313475
Not really. When was the last time a wolf killed a man? Also, it's grey wolf, not Timber wolf."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314403 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)09:37:14")

">>1313773
lmao fuckin pottery. do you cary mace in the city too in case a normal person approaches you too quickly in public?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314408 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)09:42:22")

">>1314387
Yeah, took it last year in Wales"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314418 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)10:16:42" && image=="1509307242332.jpg")

">>1311850
this. last night."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314420 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)10:26:34")

">>1314408
There is one in sweden that looks exactly like your pic"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314421 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)10:26:56")

">>1314396
akshullee get it right loser it's gray wolf
>The gray wolf (Canis lupus),also known as the timber wolf,western wolf, or simply, wolf"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314428 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)10:54:19")

">>1311850
Creepy homeless dudes who venture just far enough into the woods to set up a tent and not be found. You know the ones, they aren't in the woods because they're /out/ lovers, they just have gotten kicked off of park benches, maybe have a warrant or two, addiction issues, and their little hidden campsites are trash heaps that they leave during the day to migrate into town for alcohol, drugs, panhandling, and such. Fortunately, they're usually fairly close to the edge of the real /out/ areas so you just pass them on the way in or out, but even then you sometimes can't avoid running into them. Always get the feel that you're stumbling onto a potential crime scene and you don't want to be a part of it.

Deep in the woods, I had a campsite set up pretty far off the beaten path. Nearest traveled trail was 50 yards away and I was camping light, set up my hammock and gear down a little deer trail. Weird thing is that this was already about 6 miles from a trailhead, so it wasn't exactly a high traffic area anyway. Had a group of 4 or 5 loud "night hikers" stomping along at about 2 am who happened to stop for a break at the little clearing that my deer trail diverged from, so I got to hear them mumbling and bumbling around for almost an hour. Weird shit. One of them actually wandered to within about 15 yards of my hammock to take a shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314436 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)11:07:42")

">>1313390
My family owns a ranch about ten miles from the border, I spent summers there as a kid. Uncle can barely raise cattle there now because the entire place looks like a county fairground after a long weekend with trash everywhere, which the cows eat and get blockages and die. My cousins spend a couple of days every week just picking up the trash, discarded backpacks, water bottles, etc. They actually bought a weed-control flamethrower just to take care of burning off the piles of human shit that get left all around the water troughs. The cattle won't go near the water troughs from dusk to dawn because of the Mexicans camping out there, the cows all congregate at the far north of the property which is the worst place in terms of rocks and scree and poor grazing.

I couldn't own that place, I think I'd get rid of the cattle and drop dead varmints in the water trough."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314451 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)11:35:52")

">>1314436
sounds like you need a supressed scoped rifle with night optics for varmint control"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314474 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)12:40:16")

"Other people.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314690 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:06:57")

">>1314384
Yeah, I learned that a couple hundred feet of strong light cord could be useful in an emergency. Sportsman's Guide had a sale on memacord after that and I stocked up. Waiting it out all day was also an option, and the best one, but fuck that gay shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314700 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:20:19")

">>1314396
>when was the last time a wolf killed a man
Confirmed? February. Suspected? Last week."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314885 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)21:16:13")

">>1314451
If both citizens and Border Patrol were permitted to do this, there would be virtually zero illegal border crossing. As it stands, you could have 50 illegals bathing in your cattle trough and camping for a couple of days and no one will even come out to run them off or attempt to detain them. Bet your ass if you shot at one there'd be a dozen guys with badges there to haul you off, though. Illegals actually CALL 911 on their cell phones around here to report gunshots, police show up at the farmer's ranch. Luckily, the cops just tell them to knock it off or you could get charged with "brandishing" or "improper discharge," because they know they'll never find a testifying victim for "aggravated assault with a firearm." And yeah, it works, because cops don't want to show up at the same farm once a week, so they'll twist your arm about it. The cops don't bother to call anyone about the illegals - ever - because they know no one will show up. Only way to change this stuff is seriously to vote hard-line on immigration issues. Not sure even that works, haven't seen a wall going up yet, 2 years in."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1314889 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)21:18:20")

">>1311850
I came across a badger once while /out/ing.

I know that doesn't sound dangerous, but the tricky part is if you try to wipe it off."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1315356 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:30:07")

">>1314700
Autism detected..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1315410 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:51:44")

">>1312313
It can be."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1315568 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)18:11:23")

">>1314396

The thing about wild animal kills is that 90% of the time you never hear about it.

Think of all the missing persons. Or people who just have noone would miss them?

Odds are it's a lot more regular than you'd imagine."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1315570 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)18:14:13")

">>1313216
Comes down what bear.
Enjoy fighting off a brown bear lmao"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1316224 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)14:35:52" && image=="8C4C61A3-6839-4D38-B79B-FEABB172EA35.jpg")

"la creatura";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1316241 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)15:14:48")

"saw a guy on the Appalachian Trail that didn't have a cuben fiber ultralight pack. Shook the hell out of me.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1316255 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)15:30:59")

"Brown Sneks.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1316285 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)15:50:07")

"I was at a friends house as a kid in rural Michigan. We decided to explore the woods behind his house to see what we could see.

Probably two or so miles in we come across this little shed, pretty well maintained for how far it was from anything, just in the middle of absolute nowhere. Naturally we poke outside of it, looking for a way in, windows, anything.

We end up jimmying the door open with a stick and get inside. The walls are plastered with kiddy porn on Polaroids. Albums spread out on the floor. We were old enough to know what was up but young enough to be afraid of anyone knowing. So we shut it back up and never spoke of it again."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1316603 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)21:22:01")

"When we were kids my friend and I used to walk the trails behind some old potato fields that bordered state land. There was an old clearing near a swamp with old cars, stripped down and presumably stolen. It was just a destination between point a and b that we used to investigate in from time to time, for no other reason that there was nothing else of interest.
One day as the sun is setting and we're going home we hear "fuck fuck fuck" come from the clearing as we're approaching it. We crouch down and get a closer look. Some filthy biker type is walking in circles with a bottle of liquor, talking to himself, shaking his fists, that sort of thing, clearly frustrated.
Nope. We quietly retreat and went home. The next day we hear that a stripper was stabbed multiple times at a biker joint about 5 miles away and the suspect was on the run.
My friends mother was a skanky biker slut and I guess because of that maybe, we knew not to say anything to anyone ... yeah we chickened out because scary retribution consequences. We never found out if the guy was ever caught."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1316615 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)21:49:45")

">>1316603

You OP should have told his mom anon"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1316628 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:13:33")

">>1314418
huji pic of a fattie lel"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1316765 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)01:42:39")

">>1311850
Dead body."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1316801 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)03:41:37")

"honestly it was some tweaked out hermit dude hundreds of miles from any where else. Scared the shit out of me when he wondered over to where I was setting up camp. Very polite though.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317010 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)11:20:49")

">>1311850
I've had a very close encounter with a Cougar Puma, a cat that is endangered in Canada. It was about 10 feet away and crossing the path and looked over to check me out. Never saw it again."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317023 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)11:42:15")

">>1312402
story?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317036 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)11:59:00")

">>1316241
OMG, tell me about it. What about the guys where it's obvious they spent less than $500 on their boots and their tent weighs more than 300 grams? Fucking scary, that kind of stuff."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317153 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)13:54:18")

">>1317010
>Cougar Puma, a cat that is endangered in Canada.
Cougar and puma are synonyms. Also, they're not endangered in Canada."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317355 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)16:49:43")

">>1314418
Death by snu-snu"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317394 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)17:30:33")

"Homeless dude I think

>walking dog in state forest around 10pm
>on my way out about a half a mile from the trail head
>dog starts acting sketched out and keeps stopping to look around
>as we walk I start to notice a second set of bipedal steps off trail to my left a couple yards behind us
>I stop
>steps stop
>I walk
>steps walk
>I'm followed to about a hundred feet before the trail head before they stop completely"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317461 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)18:48:54" && image=="1436149404057.jpg")

">>1313538
>at this exact moment, they are out there
>just waiting for prey"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317464 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)18:53:31" && image=="1426113866989.gif")

">>1314885
But if you pick em off from afar and there's no one left to call the cops..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317681 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)23:05:00")

">>1313216
If its black- attack, if its brown-stay down, if its white-goodnight"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317828 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)01:55:20" && image=="maxresdefault.jpg")

">>1317681
On the rare occasion white might also mean fight."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317833 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)02:01:48")

">>1312207
he was probably just another sc/out/ in his full autism gear"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317835 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)02:05:14")

">>1317153
>>1317010

Cougar pumas are sparse endangered and very danger lethal. Make sure you take a weapon armament into the woods bush when you go hike wandering."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1317869 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)03:52:24")

">>1311850
A mountain lion that I caught stalking me.
Also I stepped on a rattlesnake"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1318157 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)13:39:58")

">>1313390
Black lives matter is buying mines now? Jeez what next!? Ahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!??????"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1318377 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)17:09:47")

">>1313538
This. Desperate for drug money"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1318400 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)17:28:07")

">>1311850
gangs of hillbillies with the confederate flag"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1318412 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)17:41:55")

">>1318400
I would have started playing some Johnny Rebel for them."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1318430 && dateTime=="07/17/18(Tue)17:57:28" && image=="1C43A124-FDF0-4863-A1A2-041DF1941297.jpg")

">>1318400
that's like being scared of a bunch of city poofters with rainbow flags
>>1318412
>YOU FOUGHT ALL THE WAY JOHNNY REB"
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