import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "// - ";

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

public void refresh(a);

class Thread extends Board{
public void EmptyTitle(OP ccd0 !!Bu9nPEv33rQ){

String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "2185727";
String image = "file.png";
String date = "07/12/18(Thu)06:20:35";
String comment = "If you want a board that turns over every few hours
then go to >>>/bant/
and stop spamming /qa/!
Let /qa/ be the slow board it would normally be!

You are not "self-moderating" the board. You are being trolled into attacking the board. If there are a few garbage threads on the board, then hide them like everyone else instead of launching a massive spam wave that only hurts legitimate threads, especially slower-moving ones that can't exist on the faster boards.

Tripping only because if I posted this anonymously, I assume it would be met with cries of "concern troll," etc."

public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185732 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:36:02")

"I mostly agree with you but I like that they still exist just to spite those few obsessives that get really angry about "weeb" posts
The spam should stay as punishment for all the misery they've sown.

You could, or would probably say something like "well if they weren't fed or given any form of resistance" then they would stop"but I've been here long enough to know that's not how it actually works; for some reason attacks can extend indefinitely.

There is absolutely nothing you can do to guarantee /qa/ would be a slow board with people like the Barneyfag pretenders and the "weeb-mafia" narrative spinning frogposters around. It actually comes off to me as naive."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185734 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:44:24")

Barneyfag and the frog spammer are not the ones responsible for speeding up the board. The guy doing the mass bumping is."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185740 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:51:07")

"I only want to add that the current practice of bumping threads with images hurts them even more than non-contribution with placeholder comments alone, as the image limit is even lower, and I gladly ask those people to stop.

That said, while I'm a proponent of just letting threads die if they receive no natural interest over a longer time and recreating them as necessary (something that also works well for regular posters on /trash/, given all the kinds of garbage it attracts), I don't think /qa/ will not become a truly slow board anymore, considering for example the increased amount of threads that get moved here."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185742 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:51:58")

I've personally seen frogspammers shit out multiple threads in under a minute each a few times although it has been a while. Just because it isn't a constant theme from them doesn't make their damage any less potential. Since this spam is reactionary and in fact did not exist before the rampant troll compaigns began on this board, why not demand them to give up their spamming first?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185743 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:52:59")

The turnaround time slows down to 12+ hours when the guy doing this bumping is not present."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185745 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:56:42")

"Also the mods purposely shit up the board now too by moving incredibly shitty threads here from otherboards, sometimes really old ones even that have outlived what little purpose they ever could have had.

They know damn well they don't intend to change a thing in response to those "sanctioned" meta threads, so any action that isn't either just creating a rolling meta board sticky per board, or deleting them outright, is just a passive-aggresive insult to the anons bothering to waste their time arguing in them or pitching ideas.

I'm glad the board is fast enough to dispose of those garbage meta threads that die on arrival because they wanted to discuss issues with their homeboards anyways."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185747 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:58:23")

>Just because it isn't a constant theme from them doesn't make their damage any less potential.
Potential damage isn't a good reason to do actual damage. And there is no problem with people bumping if /qa/ comes under that sort of attack. What is a problem is the person mass bumping even though there is only a small number of shitty threads.

>why not demand them to give up their spamming first?
They are malicious and have no intention of stopping. There is no point in making demands of them."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185750 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:59:51")

"Or if you want to bump a thread (during a spam wave or not) at least try to post something that is relevant to it. If you keep a thread alive by encouraging discussion between many posters then it will have a higher chance of staying alive naturally even during spam waves. If the thread gets bumped off then it's probably because it already died long ago. If not it can still be created again later.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185753 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:01:22")

Normally those threads simply fall off the board. If someone starts bumping them and a large number accumulate, at that point, there may be a reasonable cause to speed the board up temporarily and dispose of the threads. There is not cause to keep the board in this state continuously regardless of the amount of garbage."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185756 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:05:14")

Wrong, it is a problem if /qa/ users have to waste all their energy rapid bumping threads during an attack. Defense should be as mechanical, swift, and painless as possible, so as to frustrate and deter the trolls.
Trolls should get as little sincere effort directed as possible.

>They are malicious and have no intention of stopping. There is no point in making demands of them.

Good i'm glad we are in total agreement on at least one point. Which goes back to me insisting that if we are to suffer either way, then it should be with fighting back the entire time.
Spam may not be an efficient method, and if a better way comes along then by all means I would love to see it used, but nonaction is certainly worse in this case, it isn't something noble like a Buddhist purging his worldly attachments, and you're not helping the cause by taking a position that benefits the miscreants."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185757 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:06:16")

Nothing wrong with extending the life of good threads a little when they hit page 10. That is not what is going on with these image posts, though, at least, not the majority of them. They are being posted in the same manner as the spellcard poster. It may be the same person. And this behavior only makes it harder for people who bump threads when they hit page 10."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185759 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:07:37" && image=="1510880053025.jpg")

"The image guy just needs to start seeking IP wipes and to obey the general agreed upon rule that 2 days without thread activity means the thread can be declared dead and archive.
However, the bumping is not constant and isn't generally as chaotic as you make it sound outside of raid days. The title bumps are done when the board is at its nadir of activity unless it's a raid day- keeping the disruption at a minimum. There really isn't any winning solution if there are individuals willing to devote their lives to seeking a vendetta against the /qa/ community.

/qa/ can't really go back to being always slow because the bumpbot is gone and aforementioned crazy people are here at nearly all times. The ideal solution is more contributory posts and threads; /qa/ sometimes has a real dearth of these content creators and that's when the board is most vulnerable and receives bumps like this. The filesharing thread would be dead right now, for example."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185760 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:08:27")

>Wrong, it is a problem if /qa/ users have to waste all their energy rapid bumping threads during an attack. Defense should be as mechanical, swift, and painless as possible, so as to frustrate and deter the trolls.
This is not a defense against such an attack. On the contrary, it frustrates any attempt to build an automatic defense against such attacks because it will constantly be setting off false alarms."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185762 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:12:51")

"Why the obsession with keeping threads alive in the first place?
Is it not just as easy to remake them if they fall off the catalogue as it is to bump them?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185763 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:13:51")

"I would also like to add this bump system actually worked well until staff purposely decided to set up /qa/ so that users can't delete their posts. I personally admire how bold the bumpers are, to continue doing this in the face of the mods just to continually give them the finger after all the efforts they've taken to ruin this place. You guys are legends.

>it frustrates any attempt to build an automatic defense against such attacks because it will constantly be setting off false alarms.

Automatic defense against trolling? Can you possibly elaborate?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185764 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:17:19")

>I personally admire how bold the bumpers are, to continue doing this in the face of the mods just to continually give them the finger after all the efforts they've taken to ruin this place.
do you keep a picture of barneyfag in your household shrine"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185765 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:17:19")

>/qa/ can't really go back to being always slow because the bumpbot is gone
The bumpbot is still around.
So are people who can bump manually.
These constant mass bumpings make it *harder* for the bump bot and manual bumpers to do their usual tasks by speeding up the board."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185767 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:17:50")

If it's a shitty thread then yeah it's no loss at all and can easily be remade to shit up the board again.

If it was a good thread full of interesting arguments and points brought up or whatever then the thread's death will usually kill the flow of the conversation and be harder to regain that great harmony and dynamic the original thread had."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185768 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:18:15")

"in before someone calls everyone in this thread who doesn't like the bot a concern troll";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185769 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:21:12")

Automatic defenses against a person spamming threads to deliberately knock threads off the board. Detect someone is doing that, start bumping threads. Or if it was bumping anyway, bump at a higher point in the catalog than usual."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185771 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:24:19" && image=="55026573_p0.png")

"Barring any raid, I'll hold off for a week and see how it goes. I'm just one person, however, and I speak only for myself.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185774 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:26:29")

I think it would have been best to say nothing at all and just did it. At any rate thanks for all the work you've put in time and time again."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185775 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:26:48")

There is only one person being addressed, I think. If you are bumping a small number of threads manually, there is no need to hold off. If you are the one bumping 50-100 threads every 4-6 hours, then please do hold off."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185776 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:30:59")

"Another comment: The guy doing this mass bumping, if his goal is removing Barneybait / frog spam, is shitty at it. He takes two hours to bump the threads, which is plenty of time for Barneyfag etc. to notice what is happening and bump his threads, making it all for naught. If instead he let somebody who had multiple proxies to post through do it, it could be done in much less time, and thus more reliably and with less disruption. The problem is that anyone competent isn't going to start the process until the hostile threads accumulate in number enough. Whereas this guy seems to insist on doing it if there are any hostile threads at all.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185777 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:31:24")

"Think many valid points have been made here. I try to bump as little as possible while also trying to stimulate discussion. I also look for threads that may have been overlooked as opposed to a lack of interest in them.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185778 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:31:44" && image=="1523393879913.jpg")

This is a topic that really should have went to the IRC."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185779 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:36:49")

"there should never be more than ten, or at most twenty threads on the stupid fucking bump list at a time

the time when people regularly put 100+ threads on a bumplist plus botflooding threads every thread they didn't like was some of the most retarded and arbitrary moderation ever placed on a board"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185780 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:40:10")

It would have been better if this were less public for sure, but there's been plenty of feedback about this on IRC already, and nobody can tell if they're being listened to or not. It feels like I'm just ranting to myself and disturbing the other people on IRC, who want to talk about better topics."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185781 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:41:04")

I disagree. This is a topic that was long overdue for public discussion, and only partially touched on IRC so far, even when we assume it's just one particular user who idles there."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185784 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:41:50")

Provided the timing isn't leaked to hostiles, then if we do need to launch a mass bumping, e.g. to remove a large amount of spam that the mods refuse to do anything about, things would go much better if it was coordinated. Using as many proxies as we collectively have to bump threads followed by creating threads would make the operation faster and more effective."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185785 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:42:04")

it's overdue for discussion because the other 100+ times people tried to discuss the bot concernfag showed up to call everyone fags and then botflooded the thread

the only reason it's here right now is because he's either sleeping or dead"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185792 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:49:05")

The same way someone chooses to remain silent and only lurk on IRC they can do even better on here though.
Here, there's more of a flow of information outwards than there is inwards where it could have the most potential for use."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185815 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:13:44")

>Rewriting history
Fuck off faggot"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185842 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:50:29")

"/jp/, please go and stay go.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185903 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:36:36" && image=="1531409782877.png")

die retard"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185954 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:34:14")

"The people who are defending the anime spam on this board and using false equivalence to compare it to the dozen or so reactionary frog threads are the only real problem on this board.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185959 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:37:58")

"Just keep posting pepe until the weeb mafia leaves for good, everyday they are in constant rage mode, they screech in agony everyday because the first view of the catalog isn't full of retarded touhou pictures and they can't keep it up forever.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185964 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:44:07")

It literally is though, it's been going on for over a year and you struggle to keep 15 threads up while they own your mind and 70% of the catalog."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185966 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:44:46" && image=="11224683354.jpg")

"if all anime posters could exit single file and go to their proper containment boards, /qa/ would thank you";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185970 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:47:21")

Are you incapable of having proper discussion, or were there not enough posts trashing the "weebs" so you got mad and felt the need to add some."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185972 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:47:40")


Only during the night since the worthless sacks of trash are all NEETs, when frog posters wake up they put the weeb mafia in their place."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185976 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:48:43")


Take your meds schizo"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185978 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:48:50")

Where have I seen that name before?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185980 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:49:42" && image=="1492302348364.png")

only one of those is me"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185984 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:51:56")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185985 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:52:33")

Do you really think the best way to stop spam is to post more spam?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185986 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:53:19")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185988 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:54:19")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185989 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:56:17")

Scorched earth is a pussy tactic for people who have given up."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185991 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:58:18" && image=="1531409587345.png")

>the absolute state of weebspammers
it's all so tiresome"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185996 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:00:54")

But that post was made by someone who hates weebs and lets them live inside his head rent-free."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2185999 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:02:29")


It isn't spam, frog threads are all carefully designed to inflict emotional pain the minds of the weeb mafia and constantly remind them they will never conquer /qa/, it's highly efficient chemo."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186001 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:03:50" && image=="1514742111791.png")

Sure you Frog mafia."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186017 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:20:06")

no that post was made by a weebspammer angry at other weebs who were a different brand of weeb than him"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186019 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:22:20")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186028 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:29:10" && image=="ede2b35ab00e4365be8e199112a17567.jpg")

"If it wasn't confirmed before it certainly is now. The weeb spammer is a crazy schizo. And I am living rent free in his head. LMAO!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186032 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:32:28")

That projection."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186033 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:37:31")

"Looks like the frogshit has woken up.
Now watch as he struggles to maintain his quota of 10-15 threads and keeps bumping his threads for hours."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186034 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:45:21")

"I really wish some people would learn to contribute to a thread with a bump instead of just making an empty reply that doesn't really do anything for the thread. If discussion is dead then, most of the time, a quick bump will not save it. There's so few people on /qa/ that I really doubt that any non-imagedump thread aside from a select few can survive with actual content and discussion for more than 100 posts. In my opinion the non-contributory bumps can make a thread appear as if it's on life support, and may make some look for a more alive thread.

Just as well seeing the freak bumping his shit threads means nothing because as he said in >>2185988 he's just trying to shit up the board because it's not going the way he likes, such as a toddler throws a fit when things don't go their way just longer lasting. He has no friends, and will never leave a lasting impact on the board, so there's absolutely no reason to even acknowledge his existence.

Instead of saving threads from being killed by said angry person, the focus should instead be on creating new threads to keep the board active and gauge people's interest. Promoting the good of the board is the way this place becomes great."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186035 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:45:53" && image=="1531073128018.jpg")

why can't weebs meme?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186049 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:04:29")

People like this are the problem. Who the fuck appointed you as the judge of good content? You are really horrible at it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186056 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:11:27" && image=="[HorribleSubs] Kuma Miko - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.54_[2017.04.24_20.24.16].jpg")

"I think people should just reply to what they like, and not worry about if a thread dies since death is only natural.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186057 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:12:15")

Keep pretending 15 frog threads are the real problem and not the 75 daily anime spam threads you make. Maybe someday someone else besides yourself will start to believe it's self moderation and not spam."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186063 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:19:49")

why do you even care? /qa/ are just /jp/ rejects anyways
the fact that you have a dedicated poster spamming up uncreative shit because he saw something he doesn't like already kills whatever low validity the demographic had
and no, I'm not a frogposter"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186065 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:21:32")

>/qa/ are just /jp/ rejects anyways
It didn't used to be that way before the /jp/ spinoffs started raiding in February 2017. The April /mlpol/ raids only emboldened them and now they actually think they are justified in "self moderating"."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186079 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:37:49")

"what a kino /qa/ meta thread";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186083 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:41:48")

What does it matter if discussion only lasts ~100 posts max? The post rate on /qa/ is relatively low excluding bots, so if there's nothing more to discuss, that's fine. >>2186056 is the most correct opinion in this entire thread; threads and the discussion therein are meant to be ephemeral. Threads should only be recurring if there's genuine interest, otherwise the board is full of threads that nobody cares for because they weren't allowed to die off naturally."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186134 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:30:46" && image=="1531423835532.jpg")

Based scriptkiddie thinks his opinion matters."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186136 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:31:03")

"One thing to consider ease this pain of empty bumping might be to figure out what mods or a mod likes to consistently delete. I know nsfw often gets a pass if it’s part of spam or empty bumps but maybe something like barneyfag’s post or really grotesque or unsightly porn could prompt moderator action. It’s a shame that post deletion was removed but I think the answer to that is creating an undue amount of work for moderators. This would have the secondary effect of showing moved thread’s posters that collectively mods merely see /qa/ as /trash/. The ultimate goal here is of course to deter moderator intervention and send a signal to newer posters what is not excepted.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186140 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:34:25")

>otherwise the board is full of threads that nobody cares for because they weren't allowed to die off naturally.
You're missing the point that they think this is self moderating. They don't do it to create quality threads, they do it to knock threads they don't like off the board."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186146 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:37:41" && image=="1529354075825.png")

it's literally unironically reddit behaviour"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186175 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:02:56")

That creates too much risk of the mods sperging out and deleting the threads you're bumping. Nowadays it's common for Barneybait threads to get deleted, and the reason it happens is because Barneyfag gets consistently reported and the mods get tired of deleting his posts.

>The ultimate goal here is of course to deter moderator intervention
Promoting intervention to deter intervention is a bad plan."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186575 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:25:30")

"Why don't mods do something about the frog spammer???";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186577 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:26:07")

>everyone I don't like is the same person
There you go again.
And yes 15 >muh weebs made because some autist is triggered by "weeb mafia" are much more of a problem than 75 anime threads."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186593 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:41:18")

"Note how discussion immediately went to shit in this thread once the frog posting horsefucker showed up. L*g threads suddenly appear out of nowhere as well, pure coincidence surely.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186613 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:52:55" && image=="comedy.jpg")

"This was an outstanding roleplay thread. It's hilarious that bumpspammers believe they are making a positive difference. Threads like this one have been made countless times before and the quantity is a testament to the incompetency that self-moderators here have demonstrated in the past. They've proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they have no clue how to manage a board. They're not even willing to consider that the meta threads they slide off matter to others. As far as they're concerned, it's collateral damage and worth the cost to steam a few boogeymen. In reality, it's the metaposter they've been steaming this whole time. Real trolls would salivate to trigger the kinds of responses that posters like this >>2185732 give in response to innocuous threads that feature cartoon frogs. I myself am not a troll, but I can see the appeal /qa/ would have to one. It's an easy target. By the by, if literally any other board pitched a thread like this on /qa/, you can be certain the spinoff posters would be doing everything in their power to shut down and derail the discussion. According to them, any thread that addresses a board issue isn't meta, but "/q/ drama."";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186618 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:54:54")

"filtered the above post without reading";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186634 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:06:21")

"already pre-filtered for me. make use of md5 and word filters and people reliant on avatars and buzzwords are invisible";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186685 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:51:45")

">comes to 4chan and censors posts

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186686 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:52:18")

There isn't more than one autist on this board who thinks 15 frog threads is worse than the mountains of anime spam. You are that autist."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186688 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:54:39")

Threads like >>2186117 are objectively worse than barney bait, and there are a hell of a lot more useless spam threads like >>2186117 than anything else."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186693 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:55:37")

"only dumb nerds can't handle the blog";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186694 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:56:15")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186698 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:56:48")

"mad LMAO";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186721 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:05:33" && image=="1184986410256.jpg")

"Thread theme:"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186729 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:09:05")

Yeah whatever.
I'm sure you're 100% correct in your head.
Doesn't help your case though when threads like >>2186679 exist."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186737 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:11:29")

For every thread like that (which isn't off topic btw) there are two useless anime threads like >>2186610 and >>2186610 which are off topic, all made in the last 2 hours."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186742 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:12:49" && image=="1471289764475.png")

ok u u debate me ill giv u the reaons u give me the arguements then well see whos the smarty smart here"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186752 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:19:46")

>(which isn't off topic btw)
Oh so you're just shitposting.
Have fun.
Oh and please help bump the frog threads.
That'll show the "weebs" who's the boss of /qa/."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186759 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:24:14" && image=="1487463000518.png")

don't give them the deceny of a reply"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186767 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:31:17")

okay then
my apologies, Kanako-sama"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186770 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:32:19")

You don't even have the decency to avoid killing your own threads with obvious falseflags (>>2186679). I also love how you chose to bump all the frog threads on the catalog (manually) to push your narrative. Who's paying you? How do you benefit from this? /qa/ will always contain the exact opposite of what you want to see (read: meta) due to the board's subject. You've been fighting this pointless uphill battle for what seems forever. The mods aren't on your side, the actual community isn't and certainly the trolls who are having a field day living in your minds rent free aren't either."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186778 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:38:39")

Powerful post! Weeb spammers BTFO!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186843 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:19:23")

"Letting people live in your mind rent-free is letting them dictate what you do, how you do it and when you do it. Here's a good example:";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186866 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:26:21" && image=="1519211271638.png")

Go away. We know who that is."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186886 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:35:44")

This is the sort of petty spitefulness people are suggesting should be acquiesced to."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186908 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:47:13")

if you don't let it get to you then who is affected by it?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186912 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:50:13")

please ignore it
this thread already reached its conclusion about 40 posts in"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186916 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:52:56")

"You can try to cope by calling it parody, but every minute you spend here you become more and more like us, and never the other way around. Every day the backyard of our vacation home inside your head grows larger.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186922 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:57:48")

If we had more resources, such as several IPs attached to a single server, we could mark every thread that needed to be bumped to all be bumped instantaniously and then post new threads in swift succession to delete the offending spam in a single swift motion, like a trash compactor."

if(Heaven && title=="" && postNumber==2186923 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:59:15" && image=="1527902465613.png")

I would say 10 posts in tops."

if(jevin && title=="" && postNumber==2186925 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:00:08" && image=="1513324802991.jpg")

"this is a bad thread please delete it";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186945 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:09:55")

is bumping threads that are not spam or during a raid bumping threads older than X minutes arbitrary moderation?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186958 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:14:37")

>/qa/ are just /jp/ rejects anyways
never been to /jp/, does that mean I'm not /qa/?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2186988 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:46:11")

I guess the frogshit really is steaming today"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2187101 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:52:09" && image=="4244b97a12b7e2270703034af454895d.png")

>Let /qa/ be the slow board it would normally be!
*pulls out stacks of VPNs*
maybe we could
*boots up captcha solver*
have a nice fun time
*Loads up a bunch of threads*
Bumping everything on the catalog"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2187112 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:54:56")

No, let things run their course for a while instead of immediately giving in to pressure."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2187118 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:56:22")

Stop creating drama. If you have a suggestion then I'll stop, but I don't listen to noname userscript devs telling me how /qa/ should be"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2187163 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:18:14")

anime website"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2187175 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:37:34")

It hasn't been just an anime website in 12 years."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2187181 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:40:24" && image=="75fe056cfcc7ed02ac9aa5503138cc6a.jpg")

Otaku website"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2187403 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)08:00:23")

Based teenbro."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2187410 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)08:09:35")

"Who knew that the frog posters would end up being the good guys?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2187456 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)08:53:17")

t. frogposter"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2187695 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:46:53")

>Stop creating drama
I wasn't trying to, I was just suggesting that instead of immediately going back to bumping everything back and forth you allow things to play out and allow those interested in drama to get bored due to people not reacting to their drama.
>noname userscript devs telling me how /qa/ should be
Did you miss the entire point of why he used his trip? It wasn't to act like his opinion mattered more than anyone else's, it was so that people knew he wasn't just some random trying to spread concern. Because I'm sure this thread probably would've been disregarded had he not used it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2187703 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:02:45")

Just because you use a name doesn't absolve you from concern trolling"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2187784 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:54:48")

"He's trying to knock this thread off page 10 right now with spam threads like >>2187767 and >>2187765";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2187787 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:56:33")

your brain is spam
kill yourself shitstain"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2187789 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:57:47")

Hello schizo. Did you enjoy a complete breakfast this morning? You need those nutrients for your health."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2187790 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:58:43")

nice projecting, schizo"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2187794 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)15:00:01" && image=="1528495966239.gif")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2187804 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)15:05:27" && image=="1218981450351.png")

is that ancient meme pic supposed to mean anything?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2188017 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)17:20:16")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2188185 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:16:04")

"Is the guy doing this not even going to explain himself?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2188339 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:17:02")

"Can the """self-moderator""" explain his rationale for forcefully archiving these threads?

>>2186854 What makes redditors think it's acceptable to post their nonsense low IQ memes on this website?… [View]
>>2186867 When was the last time you went to the doctor and why? [View]
>>2182755 What's some good music to just leave on in the backround? My headphones have this annoying beep… [View]
>>2187286 Fear the 6 /qa/ [View]
>>2186794 sluten [View]
>>2185965 What do you… [View]
>>2187051 I'm Jew Ask me anything [View]"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2188346 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:26:42")

">schizo anime spammer explain his rationale
He probably thought those threads were cursed by /pol/ and their satanic frog."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2188357 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:36:45")

>i-if I start calling them schizo they will forget i'm the schizo
You can't gaslight us, faggot."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2188369 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:47:37")

"holy fuck the autism, do you assume every thread is just made to kill another?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2188371 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:53:14")

no but there's no denying the correlation between meta threads and triggering the weebspammer"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2188374 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:54:00")

No, what happened starting with >>2187733 is that a """self-moderator""" mass bumped every thread in the catalog except the ones he didn't like."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2188476 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)21:03:40")

Although it's possible once somebody started mass bumping a bunch of other people rushed to save threads they liked."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2188480 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)21:06:18")

For example, someone just bumped a whole bunch of threads with images recently, but it stopped at ~20 threads. If the last one was a chain reaction, there doesn't seem to have been a chain reaction this time. Or maybe the last time someone was just earnestly bumping stuff they liked and didn't realize they were going overboard, and toned it down."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2188712 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)22:55:47")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2188713 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)22:56:19")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2188788 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)23:16:19")

It's almost like he runs a script, but then the script breaks after a while."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2188916 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:02:26")

"At this point he can't even pretend to be helping the board. He's just spamming up threads and killing threads randomly.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189069 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:57:28")

"When are mod going to do something about the schizo weeb spammer and move all the anime threads to /a/ where they belong?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189193 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)01:27:22" && image=="file.png")

"Apparently it's the Hibiki avatarfag.
He said pic related in IRC and used his avatar >>2189122 when killing >>2173636 so the chance of a false flag seems unlikely.
Is he just throwing a temper tantrum because someone called him out on harming the board?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189197 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)01:28:13")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189212 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)01:30:45")

Hibiki knows better than to use a KYM filename."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189226 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)01:33:13")

It does make it look more like a false flag, but then it's not the first usage of that file under that name:"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189257 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)01:39:25")

Oh well then. Guess he's trying to make some point as usual then, but I wish he'd just come out and say it instead."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189279 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)01:44:21")

"based hibikid...";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189433 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)02:45:27" && image=="0 (52).jpg")

ccd0 is frankly put a fool when it comes to image-board meta. Though his contributions to creating a great user-script are welcome. His backseat efforts to control /qa/ are unworthy and ultimately more self destructive to the order of the board. If he wants a place that will just easily fall into his lap as a perfect paradise I suggest he start up his own website because /qa/ is never going to go back to any state it was in the past without significant blood, sweat and tears.

That's all that needs to be said on the matter."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189437 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)02:49:41")

i.e. you threw a hissy fit and archived random good threads because someone rightly called you out on making the board worse for everyone"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189441 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)02:54:04")

Explain how your effort to "fight the frogs" at the expense of the rest of the board is any better than Iceman's antics."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189442 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)02:57:34" && image=="64164e7ef78d8e2027c310bb1401a16e.jpg")

Explain how you think I'm going to give a peon like you a real response?

>good threads
If they were so great then remake them and you'll keep getting responses. Because nothing that got archived is what I would call a good thread

Anyhow, Arguing with sacks of shit like you guys is a waste, I'd rather be responding to other people's threads than you malignant fucking tumours."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189444 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)02:58:36" && image=="1506738157950.jpg")

"why is this thread so shitty";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189488 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:47:02")

"bump for weeb rage";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189492 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:49:28" && image=="1513872908481.png")

t. hibikid"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189496 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:50:03")

Hibki sama pls notice me"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189497 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:50:08" && image=="8b9c91e4b65d40b87f2585d432c87079.png")

"Passion can easily be mistaken as rage or even insanity from the point of view of the feeble minded";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189499 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:51:17")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189503 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:53:01" && image=="1512926036803.jpg")

"I do not like the continuation threads. They're dumb, stupid, and I hate them.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189505 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:54:13")

thank you"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189506 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:54:15")

i like them"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189507 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:55:05" && image=="1436581586409.jpg")

Stop liking them"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189509 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:55:49")

I like you"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189511 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:56:19")

"Maybe if there was something in 4chan X so that when you made a "continuation thread" it included the replies from the previous one? And you could do things like carry over the watch list etc.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189512 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:56:45")

Make me"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189513 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:57:24" && image=="1487639495107.gif")

*makes you*"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189514 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:57:47")

Please post in my threads"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189515 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:58:17")

There's too much frequency lately and in far too idiotic ways; it stinks of false flagging."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189516 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:58:23")

that's just a general, or is that the intent"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189517 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:58:26")

It would make sense for them to be mostly mediocre since the best threads would be more likely to be bumped by people and thus saved from Hibikid's tard rage."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189518 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:58:31" && image=="1489791617129.jpg")

I refuse!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189519 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:58:49")

Y-Yes sir..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189520 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:59:51")

Please. I need your grace"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189521 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:00:03")

The intent is to make spammers less relevant. General users might be interested in the feature too, though."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189522 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:00:32" && image=="NO.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189523 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:01:00")


if( !HibikiZODI && title=="" && postNumber==2189524 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:01:01" && image=="20b9c53dd7aa6058dbe75858a8207dbe.jpg")

Do you like onigiri or would you rather I perform harikiri?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189525 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:01:48")

"He also killed this one >>2097799 but I think it was mostly over and people were just bumping it because it was the oldest thread.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189526 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:03:10")

"to me it seems like someone is trying a new way to create drama out of pre-existing /qa/ personalities
kuso thread is as kuso thread does"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189527 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:03:18")

"Another approach would be to incorporate ghost posts.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189530 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:04:30" && image=="1493170043613.jpg")

"Okay, so don't make continuation threads. Use ghost instead, it's so fucking dead there and it's purpose is to continue dead threads. So it wouldn't hurt to just continue the threads on there, and ghost could use the activity.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189531 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:04:36" && image=="b5352afc1b0552c00a7b97718147e7f4.png")

Does this mean I get to be promoted to substitute Trevor in case of his absences?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189532 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:05:26")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189533 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:05:48")

That's already been suggested, ironically by Hibiki."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189535 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:07:12")

lol, maybe he's trying to force the feature to be created"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189540 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:09:37")

"Watch out for Iceman/concernbro! The public enemy of /qa/ #4:

- found /qa/ during hiro's winter announcement and decide he'd "outdo" all the delete-/pol/ spammers he found
- encourages users to abuse the illegal report feature and claims the mods are on his side
- responsible for making all anti-/pol/ sentiment in /qa/ irrelevant by subsuming it into his retarded crusade
- militantly derails entirely unrelated threads by attempting to link them back to his crusade against /pol/
- was not even around to know what 4chan was like before /pol/ existed but claims to be its champion
- fails to do anything that would actually accomplish his stated aim anyway
- obsessed with the notion that /jp/ spinoffs are all secretly /pol/ in disguise
- ignorant enough to announce that ``faggot quotes'' were a /jp/ meme resurrected by /pol/
- sees nothing with spouting ignorant bullshit because he can disclaim it with anonymity
- having lost faith in his /pol/ campaign, now admittedly devotes his life to revenge against /qa/
- considers the /qa/ 12 to be the "weeb mafia" while also stating the weeb mafia are not from 4chan, also it's all one person
- parrots insulted used against him with hilarious results
- is a fan of catchphrases like "they got here in february"
- occasionally voices nonsensical concerns about the quality of /qa/
- raises dead threads moved from other boards as his zombie army
- rolls dice to determine which /jp/ spinoff is to blame for various phenomena happening anywhere on 4chan
- considers /bant/ and [s4s] to be under control of /qa/ posters because they post 2D images -sometimes and goes to those boards to rant as well
- has now been doing this every day for over a year
- admits to losing sleep over his /qa/ obsession
- sometimes maintains "war diary" threads from the trenches of his e-war

His ultimate goal is probably to be some sort of avatar of insufferable stupidity.

Add further observations of shittery to this list and repost it when you see him."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189542 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:14:01" && image=="1523900957724.jpg")

">188 posts and 40 images
wew congrats ccd0 for making a top tier shitposting thread, I had no clue you had it in you."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189552 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:22:29" && image=="qa.jpg")

"the thread had its discussion and ended early on";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189555 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:23:41")

is discussion to be continue?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189556 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:24:08" && image=="Yuu Hohe.png")

"Can we get a comment from @Hiroyuki_Ni up in here??";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189558 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:26:24")

continuation of >>2189552"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189560 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:27:58" && image=="1437572506044.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189562 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:30:08" && image=="autism.jpg")

I recognize that picture! It's Tenshi! She's eating a corndog!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189581 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:58:31")

"Maybe there could be a thread to track moderator and "moderator" deletions. Or would that cause too much drama? Maybe I could exclude frogspam, barneybait, and /q/arbage.

Alternately I could bump the threads on /ghost/. There's a bit of that going on already with "wwtd" posts."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189582 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)05:00:58")

With some parameter settings I like to track trashcanned stuff and if I find something that isn't just retarded shitposting or barneyfag getting his 5 year old screenshots deleted I tend to ghostbump it so at least a few of us are in the know."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189584 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)05:04:46")

"desu's been having issues tracking deletions, so maybe someone could point out the deletions that are missed
moderation has been pretty l lax lately anyway from what I've seen, although two threads mentioning OJ without lobbies were sniped, so a certain mod came back at some point recently to make sure /qa/ knows he's still feeling petty"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189598 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)05:12:37")

I've got a script that I run occasionally. Here's the recent mod deletions, nothing worth bumping: - barney bait - discord spam - yotsuba porn - barney bait - barney bait - barney bait - barney bait"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189600 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)05:15:53")

yeah, looks like most of those were missed by desu"

if(᠋᠋ && title=="" && postNumber==2189603 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)05:20:26")

sometimes you can trace unlogged deletions to bans on Verney"

if(᠋᠋ && title=="" && postNumber==2189649 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)06:14:28")

"These girls blow";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189655 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)06:17:40")

"Nice spam";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189664 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)06:22:09")

"Looking at threads with a non-trivial post within 6 hours of archiving, excluding (where I noticed it) blatant spam, imported threads, and /q/posting. Also excluding threads with fewer than 10 replies. There are probably some false positives due to sage.


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189666 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)06:22:22")

we like spam around these parts"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189669 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)06:23:49")

Some people pay $20 to SPAM."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189678 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)06:39:32")

"Kumiko is blowing this thread away!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2189766 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)08:27:53")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2190110 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)11:50:29")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2190174 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)12:17:00")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2190192 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)12:28:52")

"How many more lifetime until someone make a P2P imageboard with opt-in moderation?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2190288 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:03:23")

Well, nntpchan is back. Also somebody made an imageboard on ZeroNet, but from what I hear it has a pedo infestation already."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2190292 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:13:10")

"There was somebody from /vg/ who wanted to revive 4watch or something like it to deal with the spam in his generals. I wonder if the spammer/spammers would be satisfied with that? Then people could opt in to his ideas of what should be deleted. Or would he insist on forcing in onto people? Especially when he found out that people often disagree with his choices?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2190388 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)15:34:44" && image=="Untitled.png")

"Amazing job loser.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2190396 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)15:39:08")

Based exposer."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2190495 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)17:24:15")

The spammer spams everything he doesn't like off the board. It doesn't matter if other people opt in to his ideas or not. He's forcing his idea of self-moderation on everyone else."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2190504 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)17:34:06" && image=="1525149366870.png")

This is part of the reason I lament desu's problems tracking deletions. Instigators often get exposed trying to stir up drama against themselves that way since /qa/ has a policy of ignoring it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2190861 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)21:05:07")

"lol sorry weebs but this is staying up";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2190862 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)21:08:11")

"Roleplaying an anime vs frogs war seems like something Hibikid would do. Excess bumping hurts threads about anime and touhou just as much as meta threads.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2190873 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)21:14:46" && image=="__akitsu_maru_kantai_collection_drawn_by_yuzuki_gao__12139a3dd667da8ac30c1944b22ffe38.jpg")

"Hentai stream is in here silly drama starters"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2190875 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)21:15:22")

"Every bump of a thread like >>2190143 contributes to the death of a thread like >>2190311";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2190882 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)21:19:47" && image=="1528820616930.png")

I opened the stream at a fairly crowded bar with my volume at full blast and then i freaked out so because i couldnt mute it so i shut down the power button on my phone while my company gave me a "wtf" face"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2190884 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)21:20:00" && image=="1507067250436.jpg")

I-I'm not sure how to feel about this post, but thank you I think."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2190886 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)21:20:22")

"But this thread doesn't seem to do much. Teenbros like to be contrary even if they're harming their own community. Although maybe it helped a little since the guy who was doing mass bumping with images hasn't been doing it every few hours anymore.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2190891 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)21:21:40")

"qajp's been keeping his promise";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2190953 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)21:43:25")

"I guess I'll just keep rambling about my opinions since someone wants to keep the thread up.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2190963 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)21:45:14")

"Archiving bad threads is a very ephemeral benefit for the board. All threads die at some point, and with a good userbase, bad threads especially die quicker than good threads since people don't respond to them.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2190966 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)21:46:39")

"There are some bad people who deliberately keep shitty threads alive. One is Barneyfag. We all know his behavior. But the mods are getting better at taking care of it. See >>2189598";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2190978 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)21:50:51")

"Most of the time, the frog spam is not affected by archiving the threads at all. There are exceptions, such as when the spammer fills up three pages or so worth of spam. But his usual observed behavior is to keep his number of spam threads constant regardless of the rate of the board. When people archive his threads, he replaces them, and that's a little bit of extra work, but not much. Most likely his thought process is to post the maximum number of threads that will not trigger a mod reaction.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191007 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)22:00:23")

"Bait threads can be a problem. Some threads are made just to create drama. But /qa/ is getting better at not taking the bait, especially since much of the bait is repetitive. There will always be newfags, though, so there is a potential for someone to make successful bait threads. But force-archiving is not the only way to deal with bait. Sometimes it's better to derail the thread, or use "other measures." Force-archiving can be nice when the number of bait threads is very large, though. Generally speaking, force-archiving is a more useful tactic the more shitty threads there are.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191015 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)22:01:50")

"One should be careful not to wrongly assume something is bait, though.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191021 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)22:03:41")

"It is much more work to kill a small number of threads than it is to keep them alive. This disparity gets larger the smaller the number of threads one person is attempting to keep alive is. Even with the use of force multipliers, the amount of bad or malicious threads can never be made zero. There will always be some remnant.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191034 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)22:06:57")

"There is a psychological reason for not attempting to kill small numbers of threads. If you fail, the person making and maintaining the threads feels he has achieved a victory. One should play the game that makes one victorious. It's very easy to win the game of hiding and/or filtering threads.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191058 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)22:13:07")

"The phenomenon described in >>2186034 is very real. Although I would say that an occasional bump doesn't look that bad. But that's just the way I see it, and it probably varies from person to person.

Now if someone bumps almost all the threads in an attempt to kill threads he doesn't like, then the phenomenon is an illusion; the thread is no more on life support than any other thread. But newfriends will not know this."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191063 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)22:15:26")

Should we cater to newfriends? In my opinion, we should to some extent. There will always be newfriends to the board; we can't build a wall to get rid of them. The goal should be to assimilate newfriends, and part of that is getting them posting in and enjoying good threads."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191074 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)22:19:12")

"Is this thread just one dude talking to the voices in his head? Because it sure seems that way.

This dude is too crazy. Even for 4chan."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191075 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)22:19:52")

"Maybe it would be interesting to do a survey, but my impression is that the most often used view of the board is the default view. This will especially be true among newfriends. People evaluate threads not just by the OP content but by their recent replies. It is much better for a thread when the recent replies are interesting discussion, something that a person could reply to.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191080 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)22:20:54")

>I guess I'll just keep rambling"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191097 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)22:25:31")

"Keeping >>2191021 in mind, whether force-archiving makes sense as a tactic primarily depends on the number of undesirable threads.
This number should be computed as objectively as possible.
Otherwise you get scope creep."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191101 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)22:27:27")

Just because someone's opinion is different from yours doesn't make it trolling."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191115 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)22:32:02" && image=="113530241351.jpg")

"mods he's at it again";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191122 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)22:34:43" && image=="file.png")

"Currently the board is relatively peaceful. There was some increased bumping about 2-3 hours ago, though.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191127 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)22:35:45")

dots: replies to threads
y-axis: time since reply
x-axis: position of thread"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191132 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)22:36:48")

also the y value is clamped to a max of 12 hours"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191149 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)22:40:50")

Another consideration is that mods are effectively newfags when it comes to /qa/ because they spend so little time here. If a thread looks like it's on life support to a newfag, it will look the same to a mod."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191152 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)22:41:53")

"Although mods don't intervene in /qa/ much lately, we should not do things to encourage unwanted policy changes.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191161 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)22:43:57")

Anons can help by reporting Barneyfag's posts:

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191249 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)23:10:23")

Which does nothing since barneyfag has unlimited IPs/ranges."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191298 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)23:24:47")

It doesn't stop Barneyfag from posting for sure.
But it does make it more likely a mod with some sense comes along and bans the baitposter."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191301 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)23:26:21")

There's no way it's unlimited, though.
Just big.
And proxies are a renewable resource; more pop up over time.
It's not the goal, but it would be possible for him to run out if reported enough times."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191308 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)23:28:16")

He's been doing this constantly for years. I don't think he's ever suffered a period in which he couldn't just hop on another proxy and resume his spam. There's gotta be something to his proxies which make them different from normal proxies."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191320 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)23:31:01")

How would you know if he ran out?
If he runs out, he probably just goes looking for more proxies.
And when he finds a working one, he starts posting again."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191321 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)23:31:04")

"barneyfag doesn't have proxies, he's just in an IP range the mods won't ban";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191325 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)23:32:03")

That said, at the moment, I don't think he's even rangebanned.
When he posts on flag boards, the flags all show up as Canada.
Last I checked at least.
I have seen him using foreign proxies in the past, I think.

>>2191321 beat me to it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191329 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)23:33:10")

"I wonder how large his range is.
On my cell phone it seems to be something like 512 addresses.
But his could potentially be much larger."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191334 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)23:34:24")

"Presumably there are people somewhere on 4chan who use that same IP range and have seen his bans and could test and tell us.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191443 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)00:05:16")

"Tonight there are guest spammers and IRC brigades.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191654 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)01:41:03")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191655 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)01:42:08")

"^dude don't you already have a e-war diary in another thread? now you're just being selfish";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191675 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)01:49:01")

"Pointing to someone with an arrow is still acknowledging them. It's pretty dumb.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191697 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)01:59:19")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191703 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)02:02:19")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191709 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)02:07:34")

This board is a fucking mess. I made a perfectly reasonable meta thread and got bile spat at me for no reason. Then the thread slid off the board due to what I assume are bots ensuring certain threads are kept alive. Why are the mods okay with this?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191713 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)02:09:11")

>I made a perfectly reasonable meta thread and got bile spat at me for no reason.
link it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191718 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)02:12:04")

>Then the thread slid off the board due to what I assume are bots ensuring certain threads are kept alive.
also those are contradictory accusations"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191722 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)02:13:55")

As for mods, they don't give a shit about /qa/ so expect no help regardless of whether your complaint is legitimate."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191724 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)02:14:57")

And you should pretty much expect to have bile spat at you everywhere on the Internet."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191726 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)02:15:58")

especially on 4chan."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191730 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)02:17:37")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2191739 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)02:25:08")

Those seem like reasonable replies.
Your thread was archived at 18:50:46 PDT which was a little before >>2191122.
Just short of 6 hours since the last reply.
There was some increased bumping that made it fall off a little faster than usual, but hardly sliding.
I don't see anything for you to complain about."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192050 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)10:32:25")

"save the meta";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192308 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)13:24:29")

"I think more discussion like this should be held out in the open, it lets everyone in on what's going on without divulging too much information. It also allows people to hold civil discussion about the state of the board, as long as you ignore the concernbros/instigators.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192314 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)13:26:19")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192615 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)17:49:00")

"I think there's a lot of benefit that can come from a board culture where people often look at page 10 and contribute a post to keep the better threads alive. Too much autobumping gets in the way of that, either by speeding up the board and nuking threads, or by deliberately killing threads the rest of the community would like to see live.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192718 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)20:33:24")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192753 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)21:17:31")

"is this the autism general?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192757 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)21:22:33")

"I've wondered if autism and poor social skills go hand in hand or if it's just a side effect of the inability to look people in the eye that causes things to go downhill from an early age";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192810 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:21:21")

">have their own sites for posting anime in
>come to 4chan and shit up /qa/ with anime
Seriously, what is their problem?!?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192814 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:26:55")

"[proceeds to bicker back and forth about the purpose of 4chan]";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192815 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:27:57")

"[calls everyone a redditor]";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192818 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:30:59")

Excuse me, Sir, but I used to use Reddit and I first saw this joke there. In any case, it is a stale joke format that only Redditors would enjoy. You are therefore a Redditor and must go back."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192819 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:33:22")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192822 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:34:35")

im not autistic im speshul my mama say so"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192823 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:34:46")

t. schizo"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192824 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:35:36")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192825 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:36:37")

Are you another person or are you me as well?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192826 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:37:48")

no this is the autistic shitposting general"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192830 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:38:50")

I think she might be me."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192831 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:39:25")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192832 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:39:51")

And are you me?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192835 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:41:04")

Of course. We are all me. And Thou art God."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192836 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:42:06")

Let's have a conversation with ourselves. What do you think about Utena?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192837 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:43:07")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192839 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:44:30")

rude and samefag"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192841 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:45:53")

Stranger is cuckoldry and pantheism is cowardice."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192842 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:47:04" && image=="tegaki.png")

"He's doing it again.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192843 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:48:15")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192844 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:49:17")

Me. You. He. She. They. We. It."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192845 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:50:20" && image=="1475963024361.jpg")

I think you need to leave."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192847 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:51:08")

Never. 4chan was founded on schizophrenia."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192848 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:52:22")

Do you like Utena?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192849 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:53:17")

Utena is gay(and basete)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192850 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:54:01")

I've seen parts of it. I think it had a delicious brown?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192851 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:54:05")

It's not as gay as YKA though."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192853 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)22:58:34" && image=="mpv-shot0003.png")

Yes and a tomboy MC and a bunch of crazy people taking orders from mysterious strangers and some fags plotting something sinister and probably other crazy people in the parts I haven't gotten to yet."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192854 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)23:00:56" && image=="oc.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192856 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)23:03:28" && image=="Yoruichi_42.jpg")

Prototype Yoruichi"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192858 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)23:04:49" && image=="oc.png")

what is with the nose on this cartoon seriously here I drew here a nose although it looks like a ballsack lol"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192859 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)23:05:35")

sell me on it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192860 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)23:07:03")

I just happened to be watching it, personally it doesn't seem that great, but people talk about noticing things on rewatches."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192862 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)23:09:30")

this seems to be more of a characters and drama show with some repetitive fighting scenes added which tie into a really slowly moving plot that I don't understand yet"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192907 && dateTime=="07/15/18(Sun)23:52:59")

"the weeb mafia is on the irc. The irc is the key.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192969 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)01:14:16")

come and introduce yourself"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2192996 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)01:37:01")

"/bant/ here
Don’t come here. For your sake, not ours."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2193009 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)01:51:20")

What in your view are the main differences between /qa/ and /bant/ other than the speed and the flags?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2193021 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)02:01:28")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2193026 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)02:05:37")

/bant/ feels like /qa/ if everyone was 10-15 years younger
I miss those days"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2193032 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)02:08:32")

/bant/ posters will post just to post. Any dumb thing just for a quick giggle. It’s not bad when you have the mindset but I can understand how outsiders looking in would consider what we’re doing retarded.
We are also very prone to blogposting for whatever reason. I’m pretty sure that this is a result of our inability to tell people to fuck off. You could show the average /bant/ poster the most abhorrent post ever concocted and they’d give it a “based” at the most. The take it easy mentality becomes a double-edged sword in a way."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2193042 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)02:19:46")

Spammers aren't as common in /bant/ as in /qa/.
Don't forget about the gay RP."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2193046 && dateTime=="07/16/18(Mon)02:29:00")

the Shakespeare spammer over there is based. He puts that shit out fast enough to singlehandedly kill a thread."