import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/r9k/ - ROBOT9001";
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

public void refresh(a);

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class Thread extends Board{
public void /britfeel/(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "/britfeel/";
int postNumber = "46754868";
String image = "britfeel july night.jpg";
String date = "07/12/18(Thu)18:51:56";
String comment = "A very scary Friday the 13th is upon us edition";

}
public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46754910 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:53:51" && image=="can you quack.webm")

"Cheeky freak of the week lads?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46754913 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:53:56" && image=="1489073968047.png")

"Reminder that this man has had sexual intercourse with a real life 3D female";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46754924 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:54:29" && image=="1496076587882.jpg")

">FRANKLY MR SHANKLY SINCE YOU ASK
>YOU ARE A FLATULENT PAIN IN THE ASS"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46754926 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:54:31" && image=="pedab.png")

">>46754868
Jason is a bitch"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46754928 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:54:34" && image=="8d9b5d865704647a5669789494c587e2.jpg")

"just wish to fuck luke from modern family (OF LEGAL AGE) you know what i mean";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46754931 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:54:45")

">>46754910
Looks like his mum fucked an ostrich during her college years."
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if(Zeus !!VfKPqBYsj2x && title=="" && postNumber==46754934 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:54:55" && image=="Screenshot_20180712-235107.png")

"Lads I'm too stoned to debate this and that I was just posting something Jesus christ chill the fuck out

Anyway, in other news, looks like some people might be able to turn their fans off."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46754944 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:55:14")

">>46754913
He's lying. He's been caught out several times"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46754952 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:55:42")

"What would you name your son or daughter lads? I'd fuck them over giving them weird traditional scottish names so they had to go through the annoying shit I had to";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46754954 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:55:44")

">>46754924
Ive Met Morrissey a number of times what a strange individual"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46754964 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:56:01")

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BznFjbcBVs
what we listening to?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46754975 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:56:17")

">>46754913
Nope not until I see proof."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46754990 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:56:52")

">>46754952
I have a unisex name and I will name my children after me."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46754992 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:56:58")

">>46754910
Is that 6ix9ine?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755013 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:57:57")

">>46754910
You're an idiot. Play a record.
Originali"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755014 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:57:58")

">>46754952
Am of Irish. Would love to call a first born son something like Cilian"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755037 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:58:57")

"goodnight lads
hope tomorrow is more sane"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755049 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:59:16")

">>46754934
LOL DUDE WEED LMAO
>not your personal blog"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755050 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:59:20")

">>46755014
Do you live in Ireland lad? Would make sense to me then. I'm fucked with a weird scottish first and last name but was born and live in England. Reckon it's fucked over a few job applications because they think I'm a foreigner."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755063 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:00:03")

">>46754944
>>46754975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4G5zRRbKT0&t=2m20s"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755066 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:00:11" && image=="1528333874936.jpg")

"I've got so much coursework to do";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755067 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:00:12")

">>46754952
I would give them my grandparents names"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755074 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:00:22")

">>46754934
Thank fuck for the rain, my garden is looking golden brown texture like sun right now.

And my rain water collection system ran dry last week, I've been having to sneak out and use the hosepipe to water my favorite plants. So many busy bodies around here who'll have a go for using the hosepipe during a drought."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755076 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:00:26")

">>46755050
No dont live in Ireland. Live in Cheshire all senpai are Irish however. And would you rather be called Cilian or something on an application or muhammad"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755078 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:00:29")

"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755080 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:00:31" && image=="Gemma-Merna-Feet-337199.jpg")

"Reminder that I would REALLY like to shag Gemma Merna";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755083 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:00:41" && image=="sweaty pepe.jpg")

"Friday the 13th now lads";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755097 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:01:32")

">>46754954
He seems woke to me, lad."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755101 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:01:43")

">>46755067
My dad could have given me his name and I could have been ANON the third fucking wasted opportunity"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755105 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:02:02")

"Gays should not be able to have kids. Simple as.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755120 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:02:37")

">>46755105
Now this I can get behind lad dirty cunts shouldn't be allowed to breed"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755126 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:02:48")

">>46754952
I have the same name as my gramps and i'd give my male child the same name"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755132 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:03:04")

">>46755080
Many a load been spunked to her over the years"
;


if(Zeus !!VfKPqBYsj2x && title=="" && postNumber==46755135 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:03:16")

">>46755074
Everyone's garden is looking the same in this heat. Even the parks seem to be going the same way here. At least you've been collecting rain, apparently my sisters fella spent 2 and a half days filling up his new pool."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755136 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:03:20")

">>46755105
Haven't you seen all those post-op trannies who've given birth?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755151 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:04:07")

">>46755097
He is woke as fuck. Was always a fan. he comes in my work now and again."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755188 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:05:38")

">>46755105
Well I don't want kids, simple as.
Five years for basic brain development? Umm no thanks."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755197 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:06:02" && image=="aB8BKMN_700b.jpg")

"If that Baby Trump balloon goes up SHOOT IT DOWN LADS";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755210 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:06:42")

">>46755135
>2 and a half days filling up his new pool.
Is it an in-ground pool or his is water pressure really low due to the drought? We filled ours up at the start of the heat and it took 12 hours.

I actually tried watering the grass but have read that you need a lot of water to revive it once its entered a dormant stage, also the hard water from my taps leaves nasty white mineral deposits on the plants.

On the bright side my tropical plants are doing really well in this heat."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755215 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:06:46")

"great.. a big spider has got into my room, hate them.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755235 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:07:19")

"I don't like how mean people are to Lee. All the fake Instagram pages and stuff. Also do you see all the normies that comment on his Instagram and stuff being sarcastic? Annoys me, but I don't think Lee knows anyway.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755242 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:07:37" && image=="spider fren.jpg")

">>46755215
>a big spider has got into my room
*noms flies for you*"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755245 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:07:46")

"great.. a big cock has got into my bum, love them.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755254 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:08:09" && image=="1489653624947.png")

"remember to be nice";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755264 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:08:36")

">>46754952
Something like William or Andrew for a boy and Lauren or Fiona for a girl
>>46755101
Same here, I would have been called Alexander instead of Daniel"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755271 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:08:46")

">>46755215
Don't kill it lad, we need them to eat the huge fly population this year. Spiders are scary but flies carry germs."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755272 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:08:46")

">>46755242
I replied check other fred "
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755284 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:09:51")

">>46755271
>>46755242
sorry lads i am gonna have to kill it."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755287 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:09:55")

">>46755245
You keep trying to get up but end up falling back onto it, like a pumping motion."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755293 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:10:13")

">>46754913
Furries don't fuck females. They become prison-fags."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755300 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:10:23")

">>46755272
thanks fren I'll send you a message soon. How are you tonight?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755311 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:10:53" && image=="spider fren3.png")

">>46755284
>i am gonna have to kill it.
oh...ok"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755313 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:10:54" && image=="1511812409144.jpg")

">accidentally blow my load before the video even loads";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755316 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:10:57")

">>46755284
Let it out, put it near the bins. The flies must be stopped, they land in shit and then land in your food."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755331 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:11:32")

">>46755300
>>46755272
Back to the discord, you nonces"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755333 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:11:39")

">>46755197
reckon my air rifle could hit it?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755336 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:11:46")

">>46755063
That could be his carer."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755338 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:11:52" && image=="1522593137086.jpg")

">>46755287
Yeah, that's basically gay sex.

But would rather much morely enjoy cute guys and flirting and just being intimate, you know."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755339 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:11:57")

">>46755313
>accidentally blow load when they're swapping positions or reading the chat"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755342 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:12:09")

">>46755284
Do it, I fucking hate spiders"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755355 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:12:23")

">>46754952
Enoch and Alexandria"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755363 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:13:00")

">>46755300
not bad, I hope your neet hours ''nap'' was nice"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755378 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:13:45")

">>46755316
IM TOO SCARED TO DO THAT. I DONT LIKE THEM AT ALL THEY SPOOK ME OUT :(:(:("
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755386 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:14:14" && image=="1505244642361.jpg")

"Sweet and chill chicken oven pizza with extra mature cheddar and spicy ham.

CAN'T FUCKING WAIT LIDS"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755387 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:14:15")

">>46755363
It was ok. Had some weird dreams
>sex with former oneitis
>stuck in a Rick and Morty episode (think because my brother was wearing a Pickle Rick shirt today)
>stuck in a Simpsons episode"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755395 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:14:34")

">>46755105
2 right mate. Cant av no babies coming out of a guys arsehole no more."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755405 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:15:01")

">>46755386
What brand is it lad? Take a cheeky picture when it's done"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755406 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:15:02")

">>46755355
>kid gets called eunuch all his life"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755408 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:15:12")

"Lads, how do I deal with a bi guy having a new girlfriend?
Just can't get over the flirting from uni when he drew hearts on my notebook and stuff
meh obv i cannot"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755409 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:15:12" && image=="5845cd230b2a3b54fdbaecf7.png")

">>46755386
Makes my handful of Ritz crackers and nuts look piddly"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755417 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:15:42")

">>46755387
Hope it was a Simpsons episode season 9 or earlier"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755422 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:15:56")

"Reminder: /britfeel/ bangs for Peckham";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755427 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:16:14")

">>46755406
>implying chav bullies are smart enough to even know the word eunuch"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755438 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:16:45")

">>46754952

Might just give them initials. I also quite like Morgan."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755440 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:16:47")

">>46755405
>What brand is it lad?
Carlos and i might just do lad
>>46755409
Basic af lad you on diet or something"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755443 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:16:56")

">>46755406
Like kids even know what that is. I'd be more concerned about people comparing him to the politician."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755446 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:17:00")

">>46755408
Ask for threesome, if she's with a bi guy then she's probably a bit of a dirty slut who's into everything."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755462 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:17:55")

">>46754952
Will/ Jamie/ David/ Kyle/ John
Emma/ Anna/ Sophie/ Olivia"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755463 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:18:02")

">>46755387
Think its a good time to rewatch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GC5rAX0xHg"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755489 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:18:57")

">>46755446
>who's into everything

Except incels."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755507 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:19:56")

">>46755446
Not really, it's about 7 years late now.
But it bothers me muchly when I see her tagging him. Meh, we shall all have ultimate discontinuity or some shit."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755515 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:20:47")

"Fill me in on the spiderfren stuff";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755516 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:20:49")

">>46755489
Maybe she might get off on taking a virginity.

>>46755507
Are they still bi now? Does she talk about sex all the time?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755518 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:20:52")

">>46755507
>it's about 7 years late now.
time to get over it lad"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755520 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:21:00")

"Lads. Tell me the story about the first boobs you saw/felt. Been drinking and nostalgic, my first pair was my last some 9 years ago";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755555 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:22:30")

">>46755515
>lads freak out about spiders all the time
>saw a big spider in my room and didnt mind because they're bros
>made a dumb edit to post when people were considering being mean to spiders"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755564 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:22:48")

">>46755520
>download 2012
>steel panther playing
need i say more, saw plenty of tit that day"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755566 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:22:53")

">>46755516
>Maybe she might get off on taking a virginity

Not from an incel."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755569 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:23:03")

">>46755520
I was crying and then my mum was like 'ffs fine' and popped one in my mouth"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755571 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:23:03")

">>46755387
did the two cartoon dreams wierdly transition into eachother or was it completely separate? the sex transitioning into pickle rick would be even weirder
>>46755463
around this time I asked for sweet and sour sauce and for a second she must have thought that I asked for sesuan because the counter girl gave me the dirtiest look. hopefulyl I don't look too much like a watcher of that show
>>46755520
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755573 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:23:07")

">>46755515
House spiders prove no harm to you, and they will get rid of most insects in the house free of charge lad. Don't understand why people hate them, they do nothing wrong and are bro-tier."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755580 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:23:28")

"just had to tame a big angry moth

stared at me with its black eyes through the glass I trapped it in"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755586 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:23:41")

">>46755516
>Are they still bi now? Does she talk about sex all the time?
I have no idea, I'm heavily isolated now.
It's just I see his really nice face and it bothers me a bit because I never got to really at least kiss him.

>>46755518
noo"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755598 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:24:03" && image=="IMG_20180713_002210.jpg")

"In she goes hope I don't forget about it";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755600 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:24:13")

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZoXgBbqEbY

holy shit I would rather like to make an icing pie w dis lady"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755610 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:24:35" && image=="1472615921129.jpg")

"Last night I dreamt I went on britfeel and it was full of photos of me";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755612 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:24:38")

">>46755564
Sounds top class."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755622 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:25:20" && image=="c7c.png")

">>46755520
>was around the time MW3 came out because I played that game religiously with a girl I knew
>we were very flirty
>would have 18 hour skype sessions just chatting about shit
>called each other baby and said we loved each other, cringy teenage shit
>in the middle of one of our very long video sessions
>playing that 2v2 game mode on MW3, forgot it's name
>she says if I get a better k/d she'll flash me on camera
>she does at the end of the game
>says I can feel them next time we're out as a reward
>felt them a couple days later
>were very nice
>never felt boobs since

D-did I have a gf lads? Was I too autistic to tell"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755623 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:25:22")

">>46755520
Does porn count? I'm 25 years of age and haven't done anything sexual with a girl."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755639 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:25:58" && image=="1523373326186.jpg")

">>46755610
*notices lad*

uwu what's this?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755642 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:26:08")

">>46755571
The cartoon ones bled into each other but the sex one was separate (and far too short for my liking). Actually made me feel a bit lonely today but had a wank over here and cheered up"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755644 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:26:13" && image=="c84.gif")

">girl actually sings Meat Pie Sausage Roll at 0:18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRk99G1BvB8"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755648 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:26:23")

">>46755520
Thing that got me was how big the nipples were in real life. Obvs seen porn and that but seeing it up close."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755652 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:26:39")

">>46755642
>a wank over here
o-over her"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755659 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:27:09")

">>46755639
appreciated lad, makes me feel better"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755661 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:27:11")

">>46755520
t-they were like bags of sand..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755675 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:27:59")

">>46755610
aww
were we mean :(
>>46755642
were you fapping to the lad above's face ;)"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755681 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:28:18")

">>46755622
Thats eerily similar to me apart from the whole PlayStation aspect. Seen on cam. Got told could play with them next time. Did and never got any further"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755696 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:29:08")

">>46755610
oof quite the anxious inducing dream"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755697 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:29:19")

"Was content with my life till I tried psychedelics which made me realise how much of a fucking loser I am";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755731 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:31:22")

">>46754868
surprised all yous brits arent out lighting bonfires or marching considering its the twelfth of july"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755740 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:31:45")

">>46755697
>LSD made me realise the areas of my life that need improvement
put a positive spin on it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755744 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:32:00")

">>46755520
First girl I ever had a kiss with and that had tiny tits and Im talking, no tits"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755756 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:32:44")

">>46755744
Same. About an 8 inch clit too was weird"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755763 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:33:14")

">>46755697
That is why i have never tried it. I'm aware that i am a fuck up but i have been my entire life so i am used to it. on psychedelics i might truly see how bad i am and god knows what will happen"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755778 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:33:59")

">>46755598
don't forget about her lad!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755781 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:34:11")

">>46755740
It all fucking needs improvement. Lots of effort and money

Wish someone gave this to me at the start of secondary school so I could grow up to be an ordinary person"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755790 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:34:50")

"Pizza is great but all the toppings slide off onto plate";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755793 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:34:57")

">>46755696
freaked out when i woke up before i realised it was a dream, have trouble telling the difference some times."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755796 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:35:05")

">tfw become so lazy I sit down to pee";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755802 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:35:16" && image=="1521654119258.jpg")

"Any other based lads in tonight?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755826 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:36:11" && image=="1492211763214.png")

">>46755802
always a good boy
never a based boy"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755833 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:36:19")

">>46755796
>tfw piss drips everywhere so I just piss in the sink"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755838 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:36:45")

">>46754952
Gary.
>Propa name for a propa bloke.
Roasties don't deserve names. They'll make do with some sorta state-issued identity number."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755850 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:37:02" && image=="Pepe coolguy.jpg")

">>46755802
ngl I'm a pretty based dude"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755861 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:37:19")

">>46755756
Well unfortunately never got that far. Only got to taking a push up hollister bra off and realising everything about women is fake"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755862 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:37:19")

">>46755740
Some things you can only improve to an extent because of mental problem, learning difficulties etc. If it wasn't for the safety nets of modern life i would certainly be dead."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755871 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:37:41")

">>46755793
learn to lucid dream it helps you realize you're dreaming"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755876 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:38:00")

">>46755833
I used to piss on the floor all over the house at one point, my bedroom smelled like piss until mum got the carpet changed."
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if(Cynthia !!RwAKC2mt4n/ && title=="" && postNumber==46755878 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:38:08" && image=="1498702158995.png")

">>46755833
Based fellow /sinkpisser/ lad"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755880 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:38:13")

">>46755520
What I'd say is a proper feel with a girlfriend was when I was 14, put my hand up her shirt as we were making out and things escalated

Odds I research stuff for my bot on a long journey
Evens I have a nap"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755891 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:38:46" && image=="v9JClJmA_400x400.jpg")

">>46755871
I lucid dream too lad, that made the gap between dreams and reality worse desu"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755896 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:39:06")

"how long should my suicide letter be";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755904 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:39:23" && image=="1499230560912.png")

">>46755833
>>46755876
>>46755878
stop being so gross how much effort is it to piss in a toilet"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755921 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:39:47")

">subbed to over 1000 channels on youtube
>most of them are abandoned
>those people probably moved on years ago

How do you sort through them? I feel guilty about unsubscribing from people I got on well with in the past."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755924 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:39:57")

">>46755896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvRq3IT-8_0"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755929 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:40:13")

">>46755896
long enough to get the point across but not so long that it's boring"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755933 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:40:25")

">>46755896
No more than a page of A4 dont want to take the piss desu"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755936 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:40:31")

">>46755896
as long as your miseries friend"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755941 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:40:42" && image=="1511653156244.jpg")

">>46755871
>>46755891
>tfw was obsesed with trying to lucid dream a while back
>got really close (started hearing that buzzing noise some people say you hear as you start to induce the lucid state)
>fuck it up and wake myself up
feels fucking bad man, i even still remember the dream and context around it and this was about 2 years ago now"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755945 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:40:48")

">>46755904
Dad used to turn the landing light off and I was too scared of the dark to walk to the bathroom."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755946 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:40:47")

">>46755891
what a cracking apu."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755949 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:40:55")

">>46755878
Been doing it for years, my toilet is pretty low down anyway and it's so much easier

>>46755904
Not about the effect it's just easier so I do it, simple as.

>>46755876
Please tell me you didn't do this over the age of 5"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755964 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:41:57")

"Be honest lads, if you lived alone would you just piss in a bottle?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755966 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:42:02")

"Waifu lads how often do you dream about them?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755967 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:42:02")

">>46755878
>Based fellow /sinkpisser/ lad

That's not very lady like."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755990 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:42:54")

">>46755964
Always found it awkward. Maybe if it was a two litre lucozade one with the nice wide opening"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755992 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:43:06" && image=="SirChad.jpg")

">>46755880
>had a girlfriend when he was 14.
What the hell are you doing here, lad?
You're a proper Chad."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46755998 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:43:22")

">>46755941
Keep trying lad, no meming its really fucking worth it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756001 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:43:37")

">>46755966
my dream book says 2 sofi dreams in the last couple of months, but I am very bad at remembering and recording them so I imagine far more often
wbu lad?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756003 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:43:45")

">>46755949
>Please tell me you didn't do this over the age of 5
Think I was about 11 at the time, I used to watch lots of paranormal TV shows in the day which made me scared of the dark at night."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756023 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:44:27")

">>46755921
They couldn't give a fuck about you, lad."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756025 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:44:31")

">>46755896
As long as a roll of Andrex."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756031 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:44:43" && image=="kanye-west-laptop.jpg")

">>46755966
Never desu, but one of my best dreams ever was one where Kanye was my best friend and he liked to come and visit me in my shite flat to chill out"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756032 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:44:43" && image=="1527193836583.gif")

">>46755891
i was an architect last night drawing buildings in my comfy skyscpaer.
I just tell myself the dream world is the real world and real world is the dream world

I'm content"
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if(Cynthia !!RwAKC2mt4n/ && title=="" && postNumber==46756043 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:45:01" && image=="1527493470404.jpg")

">>46755967
It is if you do it while wearing a skirt

>>46755964
Nah just sink"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756053 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:45:24")

">>46755966
Basically never, she's just a cute
>>46755992
I'd say I just do alright and have been lucky lad.
I enjoy having talks with people on here, feels better than most websites where it's basically one accepted opinion and the rest is drowned out and frowned upon too."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756066 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:45:47" && image=="Five-wearing-Goggles.jpg")

">>46755966
Actually about 3 or 4 times in the last couple of weeks. Last time she was one the front of all the newspapers because she invented some cool science thingy"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756086 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:46:34")

">>46756023
I'm talking about small channels with a low number of subscribers, some of those people used to chat on MSN back in the day.

Why do you think people get bored of uploading videos to youtube?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756088 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:46:43")

">>46755731

British people don't do that much, it's an Paddy thing."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756089 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:46:46")

">>46755941
i prefer visual clues to audio one in lucid dreams but keep it up and have a diary and list of to do's"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756092 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:46:50" && image=="hewavy.jpg")

">>46756031
>Kanye was my best friend and he liked to come and visit me in my shite flat to chill out
sounds fucking based lad"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756099 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:47:09")

">>46756043
>Cynthia

Hold up fellow /sinkpisser/ are you an actual girl or just a tranny?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756118 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:48:26")

">>46756089
>>46755998
Eh, I haven''t really bothered with it since back then honestly but i might give it a go. The only part i can't really be fucked doing is keeping a dream journal honestly. Learning visual pickups such as counting your fingers/mirror/testing light switches a lot in the real to transfer it into the dream world seems easy though, just have to get into the habit of doing it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756132 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:48:57" && image=="kanye.jpg")

">>46756092
*distant Real Friends plays*"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756133 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:48:58")

">tfw no sagiri daughterfu dreams
Think I've been missing out lads"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756134 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:49:01")

">>46756043
>It is if you do it while wearing a skirt

Based."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756141 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:49:21")

">>46756043
>Nah just sink
Thats a another lie Crona you used to brag about pissing your pants and not changing them for ages for robotic sperg points."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756159 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:50:12" && image=="1517959553390.gif")

"When the routine bites hard
And ambitions are low
And the resentment rides high
But emotions wont grow
And were changing our ways,
Taking different roads
Then love, love will tear us apart again"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756171 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:50:32" && image=="1504224782620.jpg")

">A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut
>Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
>A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut
>Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
>McDonald's, McDonald's
>Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
>McDonald's, McDonald's
>Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut

originaloriginal"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756180 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:51:12")

">>46756159

Jesus, not with a fucking frog FFS."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756205 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:52:11")

">>46756118
a dream journals help your remember those crazy dreams before you forgot about it, it's worth it trust me.

Most of the time i just jot down key moments of the dream to help me remember"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756212 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:52:27")

">>46756132
>laughing my head off at my own photoshop
>The idea of smug neet pepe in his blanket at the TLOP launch party is hilarious to me
>Realise I made it two years ago yesterday
Thanks past me"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756216 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:52:47" && image=="1527242731755.jpg")

">>46756180
alri poofter u say shit like that about my son Apu again and ure getting twatted 2night"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756221 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:53:00")

">>46756171
I remember some singer women coming into nursery once and she had us all singing this song in assembly, funny of songs can spark memories from almost 30 years ago."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756234 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:53:28" && image=="kanye.jpg")

">>46756212
Based OC anon lad"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756239 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:53:46")

">>46756221

You've probably not done much since lad."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756252 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:54:30")

"/britfeel/ travelling circus when?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756317 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:58:13" && image=="1481173389996.png")

">>46756159
walk
in silence
don't walk away
in silence
see the danger
always danger
endless talking
life rebuilding
don't walk away

walk
in silence
don't turn away
in silence
your confusion, my illusion
worn like a mask of self hate
confronts them and dies
don't walk away

People like you
find it easy
aching to see
Walking On Air

hunting by the rivers through the streets every corner
abandoned too soon
set down with due care

don't walk away

in silence

don't walk away

R.I.P Ian, love you lad, the original britbot"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756323 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:58:30")

">>46756239
You would be correct, even back then I was the class outcast."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756349 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:00:06" && image=="0987654332.png")

"Just daydreaming about taking over the country and replacing the house of lords with britfeel regulars. Speak up, where are my loyal henchmen i can rely on?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756373 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:00:56")

">>46756349

This would honestly be pretty good"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756383 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:01:34")

">>46756349
You can count on me lad
Lord of Weebs, maker of memes
What purpose do I serve"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756394 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:02:00")

"Holy shit it's only 3 months till Christmas. This year has flown by.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756396 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:02:02")

">tfw redhead
>tfw sunburnt
>tfw look like gammon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756410 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:03:02" && image=="1.jpg")

"my crush here";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756414 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:03:26")

">>46756396
Same here. Shit sucks."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756415 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:03:29")

">>46756394

>3 months.

Please tell me you're having a laugh"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756417 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:03:35" && image=="four.jpg")

">>46756349
You have my blade, sir"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756427 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:03:49" && image=="British _Feel_.png")

"Anyone read this CLASSIC?.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756431 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:04:02")

">>46756396
Embrace your inner gammon."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756445 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:04:36" && image=="kanye-west-thumbs-up-mtv-vmas-red-carpet-2016-billboard-1548.jpg")

">>46756234
cheers lad, kanye keeps me going desu, huge inspiration"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756450 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:04:45")

"Driving theory today lads";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756456 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:05:14")

">gf likes me rubbing her bumhole with my thumb in while doing doggy
>get smelly thumb"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756467 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:05:34")

">>46754910
what a fucking niggerhuman lmao why are these creatures allowed to exist"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756477 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:05:46")

">>46756410
thought it was tim key for a sec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7EJnQ_5ex8"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756483 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:05:58" && image=="soy special 10.jpg")

">>46756445
>cheers Iad, kanye keeps me going desu, huge inspiration"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756491 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:06:28")

">>46756410
omg it's *insert /britfeel/ posters name here*"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756493 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:06:28")

">>46754952
Idk for a son but for a girl I've always liked Cassandra even though it's a bit posh, that or Lauren but my problem is Lauren's a proper slag name"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756495 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:06:40")

">>46756383
>What purpose do I serve
Faggotry"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756503 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:07:04")

">>46756467
Looks like he has a lot of friends. When was the last time you went to a party?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756505 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:07:08")

">>46756450
good luck lad, had to do mine twice to pass"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756513 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:07:25" && image=="161213102630-02-kanye-west-trump-tower-1213.jpg")

">>46756483
>mfw someone basedposts me for liking Kanye
I'MMMMM FREEEEEEEEEE"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756514 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:07:28" && image=="FF-Witch-King-port.jpg")

"What's going on lads?
tsunami"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756536 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:08:23")

"Stomach hurts lads. Need to stay sober for awhile";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756545 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:08:39")

">>46756493
>Lauren

Can confirm. Lauren Tomlin from Orpington is a slag"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756546 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:08:41" && image=="1530158868708.png")

">>46756493
I like the name Cassandra lad, Cassie is a cute nickname, reminds me of my best friend growing up"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756547 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:08:46")

">>46756536
Same lad chugging the gaviscon today"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756550 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:08:54")

"not a fan of fragile women and their tears, lads.

my mum thinks I'm cold hearted cause I don't cry at things like she does all the bloody time"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756561 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:09:17" && image=="soy special 6.png")

">>46756513
>>mfw someone basedposts me for Iiking Kanye
>I'MMMMM FREEEEEEEEEE"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756564 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:09:22")

">>46756383
>What purpose do I serve

Propaganda minister. You are to create memes that will be used to win over the minds of the masses.

>>46756373
>>46756417
You make me proud."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756571 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:10:00" && image=="cute lad.png")

"hah this was from the first time i logged on grindr
just wanted weed but had to put my picture up
flattered by this"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756577 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:10:12")

">>46756503
100% just his family. No sane person would ever go close to that fucking abomination."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756633 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:13:03")

">>46756571
why are you looking for weed on a gay hook up app?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756644 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:13:37")

">>46756495
Being bi has never been more appropriate
>>46756564
That sounds like something I'd definitely do :^)"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756646 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:13:38")

"paranoid about bed bugs lads

Fuckin hate bugs END OFF

Always checking my mattress and paranoid af staying anywhere. Other than my own room"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756653 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:13:59" && image=="1521577095124.jpg")

">>46754868
Anyone have any suggestions on how to live a life of crime? The job hunt isn't going so well, and the police here are absolute shit and don't care unless you're talking ill of muslims, so, you know..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756665 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:14:22")

">>46756633
A few months ago I was desperate and didn't know anybody, and I was scammed by a fattie of all people lmao.
Oh well."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756669 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:14:32")

">>46756646
Get a few spiders in to eat them, frogs are good too for eating bugs."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756679 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:14:49")

">>46754868
stupidstision becomes self fulfilling prophecy to the ignorant and cowardly."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756682 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:14:59")

">>46756561
Water off a ducks back mate. Being a Kanye West fan is to be a fan of yourself no shitty onions meme image you can post can bother me at all."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756699 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:15:37")

">>46756682
Why would water be in a ducks back mate"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756705 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:16:01" && image=="THINKYHARD.png")

">>46756571
You can get weed off grinder?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756709 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:16:07")

">>46756653
become a banker"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756715 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:16:29" && image=="1506858886597.jpg")

">>46756679
>stupidstision becomes self fulfilling prophecy to the ignorant and cowardly.

classic"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756724 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:16:41")

"Why is the UK so shit?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756730 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:16:53")

">>46756705
that may be, said Turin"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756736 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:17:03")

">>46756653
>the police here are absolute shit and don't care unless you're talking ill of muslims
big if true, go rob a bank and let us know how it goes"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756738 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:17:05" && image=="trump_kanye_08477_c0-0-3507-2044_s885x516.jpg")

">>46756561
That meme is a bit ironic considering the kanye and trump relationship.

also
>not having Ye as your idol
shiggy"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756740 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:17:06" && image=="soy special 5.jpg")

">>46756682
>Water off a ducks back mate. Being a Kanye West fan is to be a fan of yourself no shitty onions meme image you can post can bother me at aIl."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756751 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:17:55" && image=="soyboy26.jpg")

">>46756738
>That meme is a bit ironic considering the kanye and trump relationship.
>also
>>not having Ye as your idoI
>shiggy"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756773 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:19:05")

">>46756736
Wouldn't the fat negroes they have wandering around the banks just sit on you if you tried to do that?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756786 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:19:42" && image=="REEEEEEEEEHELP.jpg")

"they're crawling all over me I can feel em

Aaaaaaahhhhhhh"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756790 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:19:52")

">>46756773
>the fat negroes they have wandering around the banks
what?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756807 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:20:48")

">>46756790
Don't you have fat black men in white shirts and black ties standing around in your local bank? They always have radios on their belts, so I assume they're security."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756816 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:21:13")

">>46756724
I quite like it, some of the mainland countries are more comfy but the UK us pretty cool."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756820 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:21:21")

">>46756786
dust mites crawling on you"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756829 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:21:47" && image=="1525175853003.png")

"night night all aboard the dream train choo choo";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756844 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:22:22")

">>46756807
>fat black men in white shirts and black ties standing around in your local bank
I dont think I've seen that in any bank desu"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756855 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:22:54" && image=="1526418326158.jpg")

"need to roll a few more marijuana cigarettes and wank to some men";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756858 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:23:05")

">>46756807
My local bank is in Britain, so no."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756871 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:23:35")

">>46756855
>wank to some men
fair gay that if im honest mate, why not knock one out to some of our fine british slappers?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756875 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:23:47")

">>46756855
he's not gonna try and paint the wall wearing that is her? Gonna get it all over him"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756877 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:23:53" && image=="154304598853.png")

">>46756751
I'm sorry you can't appreciate genius"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756893 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:24:49" && image=="IMG_0307.png")

"How long you lads staying up?

>>46756829
Happy dreamin fren"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756913 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:25:34" && image=="IMG_20140820_235428047.jpg")

">>46756893

probably until 3 am or so, just back from a very humid /nightwalk/ the rain was nice when i first went out at least though"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756916 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:25:44" && image=="devon.png")

">>46756844
>>46756858
Really? I live in Devon, and I never see black people anywhere, except every bank, shopping centre and Tesco has fat black men in shirts and ties walking around or standing at the entrances. Also, they work as carvers at Toby Carvery."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756918 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:25:49")

"Just ate two Freddos lads. Have another in the fridge but I think I'll save it for tomorrow night";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756921 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:25:54")

">>46756893
I'm up might play some warcraft"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756938 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:26:50")

">>46756916
>Devon
pretty much Cornwall tbqh"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756941 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:26:57")

"how do a get a GF when im ugly? does personality really count that much?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756942 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:26:58")

">>46756916
Pound in the LARP jar please."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756948 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:27:10")

">>46756893
till the morning"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756954 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:27:24")

">>46756871
>why not knock one out to some of our fine british slappers?
i have no idea what this means
what does this mean
am i so gay"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756955 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:27:28")

">>46756916
Tescos I've been in tend to have a fat paki lad as security"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756959 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:27:41")

">>46756941
Personality is all of it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756961 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:27:50")

">>46756942
How have you never seen this? Do you live on Guernsey or something?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756962 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:27:56")

"Imagine shopping at Tesco";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756972 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:28:24" && image=="soyboy29.png")

">>46756877
>l'm sorry you can't appreciate genius"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756977 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:28:34")

">>46756941
Depends how ugly and what your standards are"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756983 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:29:05")

">>46756972
what music do you enjoy soiposter?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756986 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:29:21")

"so i was at the local "asian" shop before and i bought some shopping, he asked do i want a bag and i said no thanks, then he said its ok its free, apparently there is only a charge for bags with a logo on, like tesco/morrisons etc, apparently if its a plain carrier bag then its free, according to the bloke in the shop at least";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756987 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:29:26")

">>46756955
>fat paki lad as security

Is he there to scare the teenage girls?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756994 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:29:49")

"yeah im gonna go smoke not gonna read that long post before lmao";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46756997 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:29:53" && image=="yorkshire.jpg")

">>46756916
Nice pic lad, we need more county pepes"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757004 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:30:23")

">>46756986
That only applies if you run a business that employs a certain number of people. Small ones aren't affected."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757007 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:30:28")

">>46756959
surely not all of it anon? looks must mean something

>>46756977
im quite ugly but tall and in shape and my standards are pretty low, id settle for an ugly girl but no fatties"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757019 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:31:26")

">>46756997
Still waiting for a sheep farmer wojak/pepe. Too artistically retarded to make one myself"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757022 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:31:35")

">>46756997
yorkshire is great and all but yorkshire tea is meh. also where is greggs in that pic?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757023 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:31:37")

">>46756997
Anyone got one for Shropshire?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757037 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:32:24")

">>46757007
>tall and in shape
that counts for something. Long as you're not Quasimodo they'll be a lass out there for you"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757040 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:32:32")

">>46757022
I think its the best supermarket brand desu
no way am i drinking that monkey piss PGtips"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757058 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:32:57" && image=="welsh-pepe-2.png")

">>46757019
Let's see what I've got in my collection..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757073 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:34:15")

"yorkshire gold";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757075 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:34:23" && image=="1530445068585.jpg")

"Just popped some cocodamol lads hopefully I ca stop obsessing over bugs I check my bed and all the walls and ceilings every night";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757090 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:35:22")

"My mum's been on at me to move out for ages, lads. Now I've finally got myself in band a on the council housing list she seems resentful. I don't get it..she's going to get what she wants in less than a year...";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757092 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:35:23")

">>46757075
Why do whores go out dressed with their fannys on show but get pissy when non-Chads look?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757094 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:35:30" && image=="86166c21516b2bf37138de7865e5aa55.jpg")

">>46757075
Just bring some spiders in, laddo. They'll eat any other creepy crawlies for you."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757103 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:35:42")

">>46757075
ngl you sound a bit mental lad."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757124 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:36:27")

">>46757090
Does she live in a council house? My parents have a very 'muh tax money attitude toward council housing."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757142 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:37:18")

">>46757040
>gettin tea from supermarket
wot the ell's tha doin, lad?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757155 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:38:16" && image=="1531340561926.jpg")

">>46757058
Got this? lad"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757158 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:38:23" && image=="gee tee ay.png")

"whats the best GTA game out of these lads?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757166 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:38:39")

">>46755422
what was that road we wank for? walthem something?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757173 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:38:52")

"anyone else in britfeel have an eating disorder? i know tilde does.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757183 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:39:23")

">>46757155
goes home"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757186 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:39:28")

">>46757173

i do, i cant eat hot food, as in warm/cooked, the feeling of warm food in my stomach makes me want to vomit"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757197 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:39:55" && image=="streetlights.png")

">Seems like, street lights, glowing
>Happen to be just like moments, passing
>In front of me so I hopped in, the cab and
>I paid my fare, see I know my destination
>But I'm just not there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ8W9XorQ-I"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757204 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:40:08")

">>46757124
No, she owns her house. She keeps asking whether I'll be happy on my own and saying she'll be coming round to check up on me (I'm planning on cutting contact with her when I get my place)"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757206 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:40:10" && image=="CJ.jpg")

">>46757158
4 or S.A"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757224 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:41:00")

"just need a cute lad to roll a few for us you know";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757227 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:41:07")

">>46757204
>she'll be coming round to check up on me
fuck I hate it when parents do this"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757237 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:41:38")

">>46757197
comfy post lad"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757243 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:42:11")

">>46757227
She wont be checking up on me because she'll come back from work and I wont be there. She's never going to hear from me again."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757263 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:42:49" && image=="welsh-pepe-1.jpg")

">>46757155
Nice one.
>>46757158
San Andreas > Vice City > power gap > V > III > power gap > cat piss > IV"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757269 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:43:10")

">>46757243
thats how i want it to be when i move out, different anon btw"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757270 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:43:10")

">>46757158
2
if you'd have had london i'd have said that"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757286 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:43:53")

">>46757243
If nothing else surely you can just not let her in? Anyway I sympathize with you anon."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757293 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:44:08" && image=="1513871044538.png")

"Have 2 sleep with a nightlight cause I'm scared of bugs";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757302 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:44:38")

">>46757186
With me its more selective eating. When i was a child i also had a problem with eating in public. How has your problem effected you in life? i essentially can never go out for meals"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757305 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:44:54")

">>46757293
why not get rid of the bugs?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757328 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:45:49")

">>46757302

>i essentially can never go out for meals

pretty much the same for me, my parents know i have strange eating habits and they are ok with it, just wish i could have gone out with friends when i had them, etc"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757331 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:45:51")

">>46757293
Wouldnt the bugs just get drawn to it?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757342 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:46:24")

">>46757305
There aren't any bugs I'm just scared there will be and they'll crawl on me"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757351 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:46:50")

">>46757342
they'll crawl on you either way, won't they?"
;


if(a shit load of deadly bugs with poison and shit && title=="" && postNumber==46757358 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:47:00" && image=="pepmovesthrough4thdimension.jpg")

"FUCKING HELL LADS A NIGHT LIGHT, LETS 'AV IT";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757377 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:47:49")

">>46757328
I think we are basically fucked when it comes to dating. we can basically never take a girl out for a meal."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757389 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:48:25" && image=="Brainlet Wojak 4.jpg")

">>46757351
Yeh but I feel at ease if I can see my surroundings"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757393 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:48:33")

">>46757377

exactly, luckily im pretty much a social retard and a loner these days so that wont come up, what about you anon?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757399 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:48:44" && image=="1530414311760s.jpg")

"oi las I erd it ent cummin ome wut tha fuk?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757413 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:49:35")

"Comfy music lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5R6EYHS-NU"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757416 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:49:37" && image=="Spoiler Image")

"this bug talk bugs me";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757422 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:49:57")

">>46757286
No, she's spiteful and will probably phone the council and make some shit up trying to get me evicted if she knew my address. I'm not even going to tell her when I am offered a place..she's just going to come home and I will be gone."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757426 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:50:06")

">>46754868

hey lads, join our Britcord
>kg4g2He"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757430 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:50:23" && image=="1473267144728.png")

">>46757399
Only one thing coming home pal. You in a casket"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757448 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:51:13")

">>46757399
>>46757430

reminds me of trigger happy TV, good memories from when i was a kiddo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okHMgiPZmTQ"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757472 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:52:14")

">>46757173
Ebin's developed one recently."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757480 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:52:42")

">>46757413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WorOGBhJBYU"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757500 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:53:48")

">>46757393
>what about you anon?

Same here m8, so its not exactly something that keeps me up at night. My parents tried to get me help when i was much younger and nothing worked, all the counseling was useless, it only helped myself and my family come to terms with it."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757502 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:53:50")

">>46757426
HOW ABOUT NO LOD"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757503 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:53:55")

"I got a cringe eating disorder I cringe everytime someone eats a banana";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757528 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:55:10")

">>46757500

ever thought there might be a dating site for people with eating disorders? might be worth having a poke around if there is"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757534 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:55:35")

">>46757422
Good lad. Having your own council place is bliss, you've got security and can move anywhere you want via homeswapper. I was in a situation similar to yours and your mum will probably be nicer to you when she no longer has the power to make you homeless"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757607 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:59:50")

">>46757528
>ever thought there might be a dating site for people with eating disorders?

I doubt such a thing exists but it would be good if it did."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757613 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:00:12")

"Please give me a girlfriend to cuddle at night mr god man
I promise too be a good boy"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757633 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:01:25")

">>46757422
I don't want her to be nice to me. She has made my life hell these past two years since I split up with my gf and had to return to her house. She has genuinely enjoyed watching me suffer and I absolutely detest her."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757673 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:03:37")

">>46757613
Ok lad one will be waiting for you 2moro night at Vodka Revolutions in Richmond"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757695 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:04:35")

">>46757613
It's a cute gimmick until you get sick of it and have to share the bed with a sweaty snoring mess that taxes the blanket all night"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757713 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:05:48")

">>46757695
this. sleeping with a girl is bloody annoying. Might be different if you genuinely love her though."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757725 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:06:46")

">>46757633
Fair enough, old chap. Get on Homeswapper once you've get your place and you can move to wherever takes your fancy. I'll hopefully be moving out of South London and going to Brighton soon."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757810 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:11:55" && image=="DD2F8F75-EC83-4CCC-9438-A96F1073D9E9.jpg")

">>46757673
>tfw it workid
Mummy luc how happi dey r to bi aroun mi!
>>46757695
I promise to never get tired of it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757815 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:12:07")

"its raining again laddos, think ill lean out of my window and have a quick smoke";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757844 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:13:53")

">>46757810
>image
rank 'em lads"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757856 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:14:45")

">>46757844
left to right
4/10
5/10
8/10
4/10
7/10"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757860 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:14:57")

">>46757844

helper, then the one in the black jacket then all the others in any order"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757871 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:15:29")

">>46757534
he should remind her that he's the one choosing her care home when she's older"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757874 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:15:31")

">>46757844
All not good but
Apu
2
1
5
4
3"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757895 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:16:41" && image=="bongface.jpg")

"holy shit is there a more JUSTed country in the world than the UK right now?

>everyone is ugly
>impoverished
>it's not coming home and never will
>fail Brexit negotiations
>pakistani rape gangs
>pedo island
>becoming demographically displaced
>"quintessentially British" based brown people everywhere
>no trade deal with the US
>US may be withdrawing from NATO
>no free speech
>can't even buy a knife, let alone a gun, need a loicense for everything
>prince married one of our niggers who used literally work as a hooker for celebrities
>Queen announces her relation to Muhammad, further cementing Britain's relationship with Islam"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757901 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:16:58")

">>46757810
I forget how weird looking normal people are sometimes. I never go outside so the only people I see online are mostly celebrities and more attractive women.

>>46757844
Far right is kinda cute and the rest can go in a gulag for all I care."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757906 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:17:35" && image=="download.png")

">Chants of a "possible discriminatory" nature by England fans during their World Cup semi-final defeat by Croatia, are being investigated by Fifa.

>It relates to the chanting of "no surrender" by England fans

With St George in my heart keep me English,
With St George in my heart I pray,
Keep me English till my dying day,
No surrender, No surrender,
No surrender to the IRA
Scum!


So it's discrimination to sing songs mocking terrorists now?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757944 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:18:58")

">>46757906
why were they singing about the IRA when playing Croatia?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757949 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:19:25")

">>46757090
How the hell did you do that, lad?
>thought it was impossible for a single bloke to get anything more than a bedsit off the council.
Without prying, are there compelling circumstances?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757956 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:19:48")

">>46757944
Probably because the song is about no surrender? I dunno.

Either way, shocking that it's "discrimination" to mock terrorists now."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757961 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:20:03")

">>46757901
They are on the ugly side of girls though, right? Below average surely"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757977 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:20:55")

"I subscribed to this girl a few months ago because she had terminal cancer and if I'm being honest: I just wanted to see how long she lasted

I ended up actually watching a few of her videos when they appeared in my sub box. She died recently though, feelsbadman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2M0EtWiPxg"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757980 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:20:57" && image=="le rotherham face.png")

">>46757906
>Blacks stabbing and shooting
>Pakis raping and selling heroin
>Chant about not surrendering to the IRA"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46757996 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:21:52")

"Why are Americans such awful people?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758024 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:23:23" && image=="1400 bong.jpg")

">>46757996
Yes, it's the mean Americans who are awful....not the Pakis and blacks ruining your country."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758030 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:23:34")

"I don't enjoy anything anymore. Any hobby I once had is just boring. The only thing I enjoy is talking with people. What the fuck do I do?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758039 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:24:03")

"Thinking of joining the army lads. I fucking hate my call centre job. Anybody know how hard it is? I can just about pass the running stuff but I'm skinny and weak af.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758043 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:24:12")

">>46758030
Get a job/hobby that involves talking to people a lot"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758058 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:24:50")

">>46758039
what kinda fitness stuff do they require?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758072 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:25:36")

"Post ASMR you're enjoying tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV1PiOJHarE"
;


if(CillaPoster !!8hVkDVBRKiw && title=="" && postNumber==46758078 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:25:43" && image=="deano.png")

">>46758024
Get cucked, chuck"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758085 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:26:01" && image=="images.png")

">Britain is "gang rape paki stabbing violence island"
>Homicide rate is 4 times lower than America
>New York averages 500 murders a year while London averages just over 100
>This puts London, UKs most multicultural city, on par with 98% white cities in America.
>American cities that are as multicultural as London average 100 murders in a fucking week"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758103 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:27:17")

">>46758058
1.5 mile run in 12:30, although it's expected at 10:30 or less. I'm currently doing it at 11 minutes. 50 press ups and situps within 2 mins. Some other shit but that's just the entry, I keep wondering how hard actual training is once your in."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758115 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:27:56" && image=="American_gift_cards.jpg")

"Oi yanks you got a gift card for that surgery?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758183 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:30:47")

">>46758115
fellow sp poster"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758199 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:31:27")

">>46758072
Can't seem to enjoy RP ASMR any more. Seems like I can only enjoy watching barbers work now."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758201 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:31:29")

">>46758043
Only jobs that I could reasonable get that involve talking to people are either retail or conning people, ideally I'd work at the bbc but hey I don't go to Oxbridge so that isn't happening."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758208 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:31:56")

"so lads, have you begun stockpiling non-perishable food?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758235 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:33:03")

">>46758085

>https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2018/04/03/londons-murder-rate-higher-than-new-york-citys/480860002/

keep your bullshit to yourself you stupid normalfag."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758269 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:35:39")

">>46758235
>Didn't even read his own link.

For a single month. Then proceeds to say in the very next paragraph that overall New York is worse."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758272 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:35:44")

">>46758235
Did you even read the article? London was ahead for a few days in March, that's it. NY still had twice as many murders in 2017 and likely will again this year"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758304 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:37:15")

">>46758208
>stockpiling non-perishable food?
no...should I be?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758310 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:37:24")

">>46758208
always wanted to but poor"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758333 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:38:56")

">>46758072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hSZ28oGsFk

Help me. I am addicted to ASMR."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758353 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:39:50")

">>46758304
http://www.theweek.co.uk/brexit/94957/brexit-government-to-stockpile-processed-food-in-case-of-no-deal"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758376 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:41:07")

">>46758353
>processed food like chocolate, cheese and sausages
dont think that counts as 'non-perishable'"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758383 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:41:33")

"I am stockpiling on loneliness and hopelessness";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758401 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:42:27")

">>46758376
is it really any surprise that the uk govt is fucking yet another thing up?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758418 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:43:34")

">>46758333
>Not even oriental

Mate sort it out"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758452 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:45:22")

"Was chasing a mozzie and genuinely felt the little bastard bite me
Slapped him in the end though"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758474 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:46:38")

">>46758418
Link me whatever the fuck that is"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758593 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:53:49")

">>46758474
Oriental, as in oriental women. As in ASMR videos made by Oriental women"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758631 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:55:56")

">on a date with a girl
>she gets a text off her family and starts to cry

What do you do? Completely hypothetical lads haha"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758656 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:57:14")

">>46758631
Ask her what's wrong, if she needs some emotional support, and if she says yes help her through it and act as a shoulder for her to lean on no matter what it's about."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758707 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:59:57")

">>46758656
Do this if you want to be put into the friend zone"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758786 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:04:21" && image=="Help helper 104.png")

"Haven't bust a nut for four days.

Basically spent all day yesterday edging. Fun times indeed."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758797 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:04:56")

">>46758593
Link me, as in link me a video. As in link me an ASMR video of this type"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758832 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:06:54")

">>46758707
ah yes, we all know real men call her a little bitch laugh in her face then throw the spaghetti we have in our trousers at her"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758882 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:09:13")

">>46758786
my longest streak is 9 days and I have actively been "trying" to do NoFap for 2 years

porn addiction is real"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758895 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:10:14")

">>46758797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWKeAaGgUMY"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758929 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:11:45" && image=="Help helper 160.png")

">>46758882

I did 20 days earlier this year and by the end I was a total mental wreck due to hours long edging sessions. Nine days isn't bad though lad, I usually fail with a week."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46758977 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:13:49")

"hey I like this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKAv7eOK2dg

what do you guys think"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46759122 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:21:05")

"getting a long overdue hair cut tomorrow.
Want to get a Wehrmacht cut but I'd look too Hitlerish"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46759176 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:23:49")

">>46759122
I'd get it, but without the fade lad or at least just get completely short back and sides"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46759348 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:34:45")

"i wish i had the money to buy some WW1 uniforms lads, my autism would be complete if i could sit around at home wearing one";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46759624 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:51:37")

">>46759348
make your own like the battle larpers do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THivarbqFVg"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46759932 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:08:56" && image=="LITERALLY A COMMUNIST.jpg")

">tfw no qt brown communist gf";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46760050 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:16:20")

">>46759932
Bet you her braaaaps taste spicy"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46760351 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:30:36" && image=="soyboy39.jpg")

">>46758832
>ah yes, we all know reaI men call her a little bitch laugh in her face then throw the spaghetti we have in our trousers at her"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46760517 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:38:13")

"Hourly reminder the soiboy meme isn't funny";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46760840 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:56:55")

">>46760050

Lad, I would pay her to sit on my face."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46761089 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:09:43")

">>46760840
Too bad she's a communist, maybe in the future if corbyn is in power you can pay her in blackmarket snicker bars"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46761128 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:11:49")

"Any brummie lads here? How does this make you feel?

>British white people could become a minority in Birmingham by 2021

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/local-news/british-white-people-set-become-14830628"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46761166 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:13:47")

">in the car not set off yet
>Meant to have been out the door and on the road at 4
This is hurting my soul lads, long enough journey as is
Why must family be so poorly punctual?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46761267 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:20:29")

">brainlet friend keeps talking to me about how he wants to do things with his life, then he goes back to his drug addiction (b-but it's medical...b-but it's only weed! loads of americans do xanax!) and ends up doing nothing for another year, complaining things are too hard

sad, why can't druggie see they're completely fucked by them?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46761838 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:00:04" && image=="1531257608839.png")

"dog didn't have a fit tonight and his blood tests came back normal. Hoping it's just a two off, lads.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46761878 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:02:11" && image=="1490772155141.jpg")

">haven't been on holiday in 8 years
>cant forsee being able to go for another 2 years minimum
Whats even the fucking point?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46761918 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:04:33" && image=="1531269929864.jpg")

">>46761878
never been on holiday. whats the point?

>>46761267
mate *takes drag* i could be like prime miniter innit. *takes another* but i'm probably just gonna sit ere and watch jezza."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46761934 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:05:22" && image=="Help helper 140.png")

"Well, that's another all nighter over and done with lads.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46761957 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:07:39")

">>46761934
well done lad. what you havin for brekky"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46761965 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:08:16")

">>46761878
why another 2 years? seems arbitrary"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46761972 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:08:45")

">>46761838
hope your dog is alright lad"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46761997 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:10:55" && image=="1531280265858.jpg")

">>46761972
so do i. The after effects of the fits are the worst. He runs around whining and not knowing where he is, causing my other doggo to get super worried. Right sad it is."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46762020 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:12:32")

">>46761965
Need to save for a new van."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46762101 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:17:42")

">>46762020
oh, morning DM. Posting the chatlogs yet?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46762131 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:19:28")

">>46762101
I am not that nonce."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46762176 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:22:08")

">>46762131
then you why you buying a noncemobile"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46762307 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:30:54")

">>46762176
Because building other cunts houses out the back of a hatchback is pretty hard."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46762332 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:32:35")

">>46762307
i thought builders got paid shitloads. you should be able to afford a van"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46762497 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:44:46")

">>46762332
I have shitloads of bills and debt because I was a dickhead when I was 21."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46762523 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:46:05" && image=="4B156FB7-BF82-429B-903D-BB11806920EC.jpg")

"Women do economics";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46762549 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:47:46")

">>46759932

Eugh. Would not with a 10' bargepole"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46762563 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:49:04")

">>46759932
>communist
But clinically retarded people can't give consent anon so you can't really have one as a gf"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46762574 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:49:39")

">>46762523
fuck me. "yeah lads, lets just print shitloads of money, that'll totally help just like 1920's germany, venezuela or zimbabwe""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46762645 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:54:46" && image=="678C75DF-55BE-4999-AE08-B1915C5BDE04.jpg")

"Far left is a qt. What's she doing with these harridans?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46762692 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:58:03")

">>46762645
dint know megamind voted labour"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46762764 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:02:43")

">>46762645
>worlds no.1 racist
man fuck that guy bringing down black unemployment and empowering the working class

fuckin racsis"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46762883 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:10:23")

">>46762645
Imagine being such a normie that you think this a productive use of your time and thinking you wasting your time will make difference"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46763006 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:17:45")

">>46762883
I mean if I was on the fence and saw this it would certainly help me make up my mind."
;


if(Cynthia !!RwAKC2mt4n/ && title=="" && postNumber==46763283 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:36:32")

">>46762883
>>46763006
I suppose engaging in politics can be a mental exercise, and it's comforting to think that we could have a direct impact on the state of things, but I think that ultimately any tangible changes that are procurred will have required a disproportionate investment of energy to bring them about, and the changes will inevitably be trivial"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46763432 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:47:09" && image=="DNg2n1LVwAA0Q-j.jpg")

"IT SHOULDVE CAME OME LADS";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46763473 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:49:38")

">>46763283
*looks up skirt*
heh...nice pansu"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46763857 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:17:29" && image=="maek think.jpg")

">https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-44812530";


if(Moni !!akMOpyIXunA && title=="" && postNumber==46763961 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:26:15")

"On my way to toil

Considering I can hand in my notice at any time, this gig is causing me a fair bit of anxiety"
;


if(Moni !!akMOpyIXunA && title=="" && postNumber==46763980 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:27:28")

">>46763857
This has been a thing for years

Also
>LEEDS
Seeing it a lot on the news lately, disappointed to find it's 5% paki"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764196 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:42:39" && image=="DYzC-GVUMAAZ0iy.jpg")

"gonna get a cornetto. you lads want anything?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764234 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:45:05" && image=="1497242923324.png")

"lads i need another excuse.
i'm a romanian(hhehehe gypsy) that studied computer games programming in the uk for 3 years, got my undergraduate and then moved back home with my parents like the huge fuck up that i am.

i got incredibly lucky and got a work from home job that puts me in the 1% of this country, i'm earning about 4600 pounds a month and i'm paying like 8% in taxes.

i have a moderately attractive face, i'm 5'8 135 pounds and i've never had a girlfriend.

i need another excuse as to why i can't get a girlfriend, like at this point im seriously considering spending the money on a hooker but i don't want that to be my first time."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764250 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:46:24")

">>46764196
East Asian GF if they have any please lad."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764269 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:47:50")

">>46756545
you really don't like this girl do ya lad"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764280 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:48:56" && image=="2z6hu1twq7iy.jpg")

">>46764234
>5'8"
there's your problem

>>46764250
sorry, the chinese doesn't open until lunchtime"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764282 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:49:01" && image=="1512184439554.gif")

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY3O2aGfzhs";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764301 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:51:01" && image=="1526507393573.gif")

">>46764282
to complete the other gif"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764326 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:53:33" && image=="1493692128444.jpg")

">>46764280
>5'8" there's your problem
See I would be fine with using that excuse if I was like below the average female height. But I'm not, I'm like 2-3" above it so I literally can't use that excuse.

I thought maybe I'm on the autism spectrum and my psychiatrist told me I don't present any signs of autism spectrum when I got my adhd prescription."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764341 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:54:57")

">>46762645
flipped laptop to read that sign

my pussy crabs back?

yuck!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764352 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:55:44")

">>46764326
If you're under 6 feet, forever a NEET"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764509 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:10:44")

">>46764341
when will women shut up about their vaginas"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764525 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:12:49")

">>46764509
its fucking disgusting, its perfectly fine for women to talk about the bleeding pussy in public for some reason"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764531 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:13:39")

"Now in my younger days I used to sport a shag
When I went to school I carried lunch in a bag
With an apple for my teacher cause I knew I'd get a kiss
Always got mad when the class was dismissed
But when it was in session, I always had a question
I would raise my hand to make her stand, come to my desk and
Help me with my problem, it was never much
Just a trick, to smell her scent and try to sneak a touch"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764536 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:14:12")

">>46764509
>>46764525
yet when i talk about my 6 inch lob on i get cautioned"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764569 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:17:51")

"Friday the 13 theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuyioN2YTrM";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764585 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:19:10" && image=="Spoiler Image")

">>46764569
fuck i forgot its friday the 13th, i'm still gonna get hammered like i do every other night"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764606 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:20:58")

"Rape is legal on friday the 13th lads, just an fyi for you.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764634 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:23:13" && image=="5rP1MwD.jpg")

"state of me, lads.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764644 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:24:37" && image=="1499973393079.jpg")

"A seagull ate half my sandwich practically out of my mouth yesterday. I'm still mad. It was a nice one as well you cunt.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764646 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:24:41")

"i'll tell you lads what in really into these days, videos of girls humping their pillow/bed corner/floor etc";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764667 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:27:07")

">>46764646
you ever seen the ones where they fuck the finials on the ends of their bed?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764672 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:27:38")

">>46764646
good taste. was into that for a while myself. might look up some videos later."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764687 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:29:20")

">>46755080
What's the appeal lad? I don't know of her."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764699 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:30:39")

">>46764646
Same. Is there a name for it?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764717 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:31:52")

">>46756724
but it's not though lad.
it's actually fine."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764725 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:32:54")

">>46756938
yeah, north Cornwall here - 97% white."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764729 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:33:31")

">>46764531
lovely, anon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764745 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:34:39")

"Trying to apply to work over in mainland England (norn Iron here) for end of August for the last month with not a single reply.

Haven't had a shift in the casual bar job I work at in 3 weeks even though I ask about availability every 3 days. And once again haven't gotten any replies to job applications in my city.

At this rate I won't afford rent, internet or be able to save anything to live on in England.

Cant even kill myself because then I'd have to Clean my room so I wouldn't feel bad for the landlord having to deal with the mess

And I've just about ran out of tobacco.

How's your week going?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764760 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:35:36")

">>46756997
t'pepe

>>46757075
2young4me"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764769 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:36:37")

">>46764341
grabs, anon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764779 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:37:37")

"Will DM post the chatlogs on Friday the 13th?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764780 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:37:40")

">>46764585
titlod is that you son

>>46764745
>Cant even kill myself because then I'd have to Clean my room
gpwm"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764784 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:37:49" && image=="Spoiler Image")

">>46764760
i'm all about mombod"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764802 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:38:53")

">>46764780
>>46764784
yeah its me lod"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764815 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:39:55")

">>46764745
Go sign up for convergys lad, then transfer to another call centre near where you want to go."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764821 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:40:12")

"Made it through the night anyway with the light on

Hate bugs I do

Also the book expert on pawn stars is SEXY"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764854 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:42:33")

">>46764769
thats a cedille, therefore its pronounced srab"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764866 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:43:31")

">>46764745
Good, we have enough pikies here already."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764892 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:46:03")

">>46764854
Oxford Labour supporters, so I would hazard that she was too tight to buy a second piece of cardboard when she fucked up the G.

Former Oxford West Lib Dem here, we had Evan Harris as our poster boy and he had this whole "Doctor Death" tag that followed him round thanks to his views on abortion and the cunts that live in Oxfordshire."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764941 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:50:33" && image=="re.png")

"Lads I got a Kik yesterday because a lad on /b/ was posting his lass in a gf rate thread. I mentioned she was pretty, he said contact him for more, so I did, and about a dozen photos were forthcoming.

And then he drops this bomb at the end and now I'm probably going to prison and shit."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764955 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:52:08" && image=="copper.jpg")

">>46764941
You're coming with me, nonce!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764963 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:52:55" && image=="1525350718622.jpg")

">>46764941
GET HIM LADS"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764965 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:53:00")

">>46764955
Alright officer.
You have kik?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764967 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:53:09" && image=="a_43.jpg")

">>46764941
Contacting Mummy May lad, you're nicked."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764975 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:54:01")

">>46764963
FUCK ME ROZZERS EVERYWHERE

>>46764967
Nyet!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764987 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:54:46")

">>46764941

Nice try DManonce."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764988 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:54:50" && image=="1529940995876.jpg")

">>46764975
HE'S OVER HERE OFFICER"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46764997 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:55:16")

">>46764941
>>46764955
>>46764963
>>46764967

Three minutes and three dibble, you'd think someone was having a pop at Allah or whatever."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765016 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:56:33" && image=="go on goku my son.png")

"NICKED A CHILD'S LOLLIPOP";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765023 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:56:53")

">>46764988
OH CHRIST I SHOULD'VE KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT

>>46764987
NOT GUILTY"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765033 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:57:55")

">>46764941
I am particularly impressed by the attempts to connect with the yoot in their vernacular, lad. Well played."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765043 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:58:32")

"Hello,
My name is DManon and I rape children."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765044 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:58:36")

"Anyone else find IG models weirdly unattractive?

Like I'm sure I would be fawning over them in real life and turn into a caveman. But something about the 'fakeness' of their pictures doesn't get me going at all, even when looking at their bums or boobs."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765074 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:01:14")

"British guys sure are depressing. why dont you guys just hang yourself with a teabag already";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765078 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:01:36")

">>46765074
prefer loose leaf mate"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765079 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:01:40")

">>46765044
I know a guy lives in Ramsgate, he told me some local Instagram person + family is fairly well known and they pay a professional photographer to follow them around a day a week. Photo guy explains all the shots he wants, and they rehearse all the stuff, over and over, and then do a take, and they fuck up the take and it can take a few hours to get one photo of one scene. All this happens on the promenade in view of a bunch of dog walkers, so go figure."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765081 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:01:53")

"Portugal lad reporting in here

Hard not to be horney all the time here"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765087 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:02:06")

">>46754952
Mario. Like that Croatian footballer"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765091 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:02:52")

">>46765074
Our healthcare is too good, they just resuscitate."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765100 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:03:30" && image=="25be60cb8a7b69c8d9a7de8234786b5df08568080ab5402161d3bacc7e9247cd.jpg")

">>46765081
ooohh
*does sexy muscle pose*
tee hee"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765109 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:04:08")

"Dunno whether to shave or not today lids";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765110 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:04:16")

">>46765081
any fit milfs there lad?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765121 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:04:52")

">>46765074
Selection bias? This is /r9k/,you know"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765125 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:05:09")

">>46765078
ooo recommend me something."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765129 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:05:18")

">>46765110
Loads lad all of em wearing skimpy outfits with their tits bouncing about"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765134 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:05:39")

"New thread lads

>>46765122

>>46765122

>>46765122

>>46765122

>>46765122

four six seven six five one two two"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765151 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:06:38")

">>46765109
I did last night and regret it because I now realise I look much better with a bit of stubble"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765156 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:06:48")

">>46765091
hue hue. arent the lines like hella long?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765211 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:11:12")

">>46765129
love me some milf tiddies on hollybobs"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765223 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:12:26")

">>46765156
nah, the media will have you think otherwise but they want eyeballs on their screens."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765292 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:18:11" && image=="1530681594758.jpg")

"kiIIing off this thread originaIIy";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46765307 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:19:17" && image=="1528270682911.jpg")

"the end is now here";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==46766050 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)06:34:10")

">>46764941
"go do you"

Cringy cunt"
;


}
}