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public void EmptyTitle(OP Anonymous){

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int postNumber = "48645962";
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String date = "10/11/18(Thu)23:14:09";
String comment = "Enlisting is totally going to bump me from middle class to upper class haha I'm gonna do 20 years,get neetbux and what not,going to get fit and everyone will love me haha that's exactly what's gonna happen I swear";

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public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48645982 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:15:05")

">>48645962
If you're enlisting, go Air Force so at least you won't hate your life. Enlisting in any branch is a start though. Make sure you make the most of it, people either hate it or love it. Feel free to ask me for any advice.

t. 4 years army military police"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48646025 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:17:41" && image=="1539289690898.jpg")

">>48645962
Wagecucking in the military is undoubtedly better than wagecucking for companies like McDonalds and Amazon (a fucking cagie kek). I'm no burger but after I finish college I'll join my own country's military as a pharmacist."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48646060 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:20:01")

">>48645982
That's perfect because I also am going in for that. What is it like generally? And I'm guessing you are in the air Force also? People say it's easy but is it honestly as easy as people put it out to be?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48646063 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:20:05")

">>48645962
>upper class
>from being ain the military
what is this ancient rome larping?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48646136 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:24:01")

"Lol joining the military makes you lower class if anything.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48646164 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:25:43")

">>48645962
>enlisting at middle class
>not working class
If you're middle class and somehow still fuck your opportunities up, I don't know what to say"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48646597 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:55:15")

">>48646060
no, its just the easiest. you're still going to have to deal with dumb shit on a regular basis."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48646612 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:56:17")

">>48645962
At least you can pass it, i failed mathematics and couldn't make it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48646721 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:02:46" && image=="DF021796-501C-49EA-B795-15DCCEFB62BB.jpg")

"Please don't join if you're in a relationship with a girl you actually think will go somewhere. Please, don't. If you do, dump her before you do, or you're going to get cucked hard.

>currently fwb with a girl who's boyfriend is in the military
>cuck spends tons of money on her taking her on trips around the world whenever he's here
>then gets shipped to get shot at by goat fuckers in the middle of nowhere
>she comes to me to fuck around
>tells me she'll dump him and come with me everytime
>know it's not true but who cares I just want her pussy
>it's been going on for 2 years

Guy deserves it, he'd look like the biggest beta if he wasn't fit, looks like some fit dork who probably comes here.

For some reason I've come to hate the guy, it's kind of infuriating how someone can be so stupid to go on deployment for such long periods of time and leave their girl alone, especially when they're young and craving dick like crazy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48646753 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:05:29")

">>48646025
Dont you make less than minimum wage in the military?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48646791 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:07:34")

">>48646136
who the fuck are you talking too inmy country become a military is the best thing a patriot that loves his country can do.people like you should get range ip banned for ever for posting this kind of shitposts"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48646825 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:09:36")

">>48646753
Kinda but not really in the long run. You've got to take into account for your enlistment time basically every expense that would swallow up your cash is an expense paid by them or provided on top of your payroll."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48646940 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:16:21")

">>48646753
Yes, by a long shot. I was in for 5 years, as a sergeant it becomes less noticeable, but as a E1-E3, you'll regularly work very hard, physical work for easily 70-90 a week, on top of which you'll have post duty, field day (cleaning living spaces), weekly room inspection, and other things. Also, depending on where you are and who your Staff NCOIC or OIC is, you could have daily required physical training, cleaning, uniform or room inspections, gear inspections, etc.

They say you get the value because everything you make is spendable cash, i.e. you make $1,000 a month? You can spend it on anything because you have no expenses. Room is taken care of, medical, dental, emergency, transportation, food, etc. The only expense you'll have of your own is a phone bill and anything else you choose to by yourself (Amazon prime, WoW sub, or any other monthly shit)

I can tell you right now, they say it equals out, but it doesn't. You'll work very hard, and very long for very little recognition and headache after headache. Depending on what MOS you get it could be worse than others, but across the board it's more or less a nightmare. If you have no other options or you come from a really shit background (like me) then it is well worth it, but you will hate it towards the end. You'll see all the bullshit, you'll see how much you get used and abused, and you'll see such low value for the amount of work you'll do that you'll get angry.

You'll also meet a lot of cool af people and probably make some really awesome friends. But how much value can you place on that realistically?

Good Luck
>Welcome to the real world"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647475 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:55:10" && image=="1395978655388.jpg")

"I just graduated with aerospace engineering. I wanted to join the air force, but if I'm gonna get wage-cucked like you guys say, then perhaps not. I really don't know what to do guys";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647501 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:56:47")

">>48647475
Op here,in only joining because I don't really have much else going for me. Unless you honestly feel the need I don't think you should. You already sound like you are well off but I suppose there's no harm in trying you know?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647553 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:00:41")

">>48647501
well, I don't wanna try it, and if I really don't like it, get dishonorably discharged. I don't know if you think the same thing too. I don't want to be committed to something that's 6+ years with no way out if I hate it. I feel like joining the military is such a risk."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648364 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:20:44")

">>48646940
What i suspected. You work way longer and harder than you do for a private employer but for only 4 dollars an hour"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648434 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:26:15")

">>48646597
That's all well and good,anon,but what about military police?
Spill the beans will ya,and don't give me any bumscoop.(Was thinking about re-enlisting if shit goes south on me)"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648446 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:27:50")

"I wanna join the army but I'm fucking paranoid as shit because they store all your biometrics and pretty much everything about you, and the government can find you ten times easier if they need to";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648472 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:30:30" && image=="uscJgBL-_400x400.jpg")

">>48645962
I enlisted too. Went air Force for Max gubbermint gibs. Ship out in December and all I'll have to do is ride around in a comfy plane for my job while wagecucks serve Mr shekelstien his fries. Truly the good life."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648530 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:36:14")

"Went army airborne (artillery mos) for 4 years and I get out this coming march. I would HIGHLY recommend only considering Air Force, you get everything the other branches do plus extra pay(depending where you're stationed) much shorter hours, more freedom and an insanely higher standard of living.

Also I would say don't go mp if you can change it, you'll work long shitty hours for the first 2 years guarding a gate, weekends too. You'll be exhausted all the time man."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649154 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)03:38:11")

">>48645962
>join military
>be a repair technician for 4 years
>don't even make minimum wage but have no expenses like food and rent since it's free
>get out of military
>military pays me to go to college
>4k$ a month
>military also pays cost of tuition
>easily get a civilian version of the same job I did in military while at school, except get paid almost 3x as much
>have savings from when I was in the military too
The military is good if you want to escape poverty. It's even better if you're a fuck up who needs to be forced to change. Think about this, most Americans have no real savings. You can reasonably leave the military after 4 years with 40,000$ saved up, you'd be upper class by definition in America."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649295 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)03:53:14")

">>48645962
It will if you're not a fucking dumbass like 90% of the kids you'll be serving alongside."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649368 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:00:24")

">>48645962
>staying the whole 20 hours
The retirement isn't worth it anon, waiting until you're old to live is a mistake. Plus 20 years is a long fucking time, never know what could happen, in between downsizing, actual wars, or just getting falsely accused or racism or sexual assault (which probably will happen if you're white/male) it's a real risk."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649391 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:03:09")

"Enlisting with an ASVAB over 85 is an easy shot to upper-midle class. Do it.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649399 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:03:53")

">>48649368
I don't matter enough to care. I never have. So what's the point? I'm not throwing my life away but i don't have God's good will on my side to try and do anything else with myself. Ide rather do something I know I'm good at than risk everything on a childish dream that I don't even have,you feel?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649436 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:07:46" && image=="0007 - dU9WYFu.jpg")

">>48648472
>>48645962
Make godamn fucking sure you're /fit/ before going in. You better be spending every second of your life at the gym. I had an average robot physique and boot camp about killed me. My entire division hated me because everyone would have to do extra work since anon can't do 20 push-ups."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649450 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:09:25")

">>48649399
You sound stupid, enjoy the military, good luck.

>>48649436
>not wanting to make your normie division's lives worse
shig"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649466 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:10:56")

">>48649436
>My entire division hated me because everyone would have to do extra work since anon can't do 20 push-ups.
How much did form matter?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649479 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:12:21")

">>48649450
No I just don't have anything to live for. I'm not stupid for being realistic buddy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649497 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:13:53")

">>48649466
A lot. Hands wide, nose touching the ground all while a nigger is screaming in your face."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649511 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:15:08")

"military = signing off your life and absolute loyalty to a PR manager with a heart of wood. For no profit. Soldiers are mentally weak slaves, i won't care if they are out of service, i'll always treat them like shit.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649517 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:16:01")

">>48649436
I am extremely good at body weight stuff like push-ups and pull-ups. I can do 70+ and 20+ respectively.

The thing is, I have not done cardio in 5 years. Am I gonna get fucked when I ship out? Surely being so /fit/ in the former area could carry over some cardio gains, right?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649543 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:19:11")

">>48649497
Guess I better start preparing again. What do you mean hands wide though? I typically keep mine parallel to like my nipples. That enough?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649566 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:20:49")

">>48649517
>The thing is, I have not done cardio in 5 years. Am I gonna get fucked when I ship out? Surely being so /fit/ in the former area could carry over some cardio gains, right?
There's a minimum run speed/time you have to cover for PT to get out of bootcamp, so.
https://www.military.com/military-fitness/army-fitness-requirements/army-basic-training-pft
2 miles in 17 minutes is pretty hard."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649581 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:21:53")

">>48649517
You're like my inverse. I can run a full marathon but can't lift to save my life. Such is spooky skeleton mode.

But yeah its a lot of cardio. I think you need to hit 2 miles at 16 or 17 minutes plus plenty of fast-paced calisthenics."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649628 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:27:51")

">dont get paid for the service
>dont get any contact with your family as having any contact with civilians is strictly forbidden
>get bullied for ancient hatred between cities
>dont get to choose a branch
>no leave

Military here sucks"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649631 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:27:56")

">>48646721
Taking the bait, but I'll personally never fuck with army dude's wives because you have to remember that fuck has a bunch of meathead friends, who WILL find you.

One of my friends used to fuck around with a bitch similar to you and that was years ago.

There was a point where we didn't see each other for years and when we did he was totally not the same. He was getting married and I decided to shoot the shit with him beforehand. He got drunk as all fuck and admitted to me and this other guy that one day he got jumped and knocked the fuck out when he was walking to his car after the gym.

When he came to he was tied in parachord, held at gun point by three motherfuckers. Two of them took turns on him.

After they finished, they told him to not fuck around with another man's girl, threatened to solder his ass shut then beat the shit out of him again. He woke up in a dumpster.

While it is great to fuck another man's girl, do not do so if he knows you and has many, many friends... in the army."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649635 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:28:20")

">military makes less than minimum wage
if you actually think this you're retarded and don't know how to do simple financial calculations to determine your actual $/hr while enlisted

t. 82nd airborne"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649642 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:28:55")

"I can see for a fuck up why the mill would be a good option, especially if you are semi-intelligent/ good with money. I'd never want to be shot at by a fucking shepherd in some back of beyond desert.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649655 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:30:18")

">>48649642
If you have an IQ anywhere over 100, you'll never have to use a gun after basic (unless you actually want to)."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649660 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:31:03" && image=="1535078823968.gif")

">>48646940
>You can spend it on anything because you have no expenses. Room is taken care of, medical, dental, emergency, transportation, food, etc.

ISN'T THIS GOMMUNISM SOCIALISM PERPETUATED BY DA J00S?!?!?!?!?!?!

OMG UR SO LAZEE WITH UR OBAMADOLLAR HANDOUTS"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649682 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:33:30")

">>48649660
SOCIALISMSMSMS NEVER WORKS"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649692 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:34:22")

">>48649511
>healthcare for life
>free college
>discipline training
>walk around smugly telling people you served, to which they HAVE to respond "Thank you for your service sir!""
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649694 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:34:45")

">>48648472
Lol have fun when reality hits you hard."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649737 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:38:42")

">>48649692

those are some bright sides. but what the hell does "discipline training" do for you? do you have a fetish for it? or just can't get your life in order by yourself?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649743 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:39:10")

">>48649692

Sucks if you don't live in a patriotic country and get sent to shit-tier countries to train their forces and do jack shit.

You American armed forces guys are so lucky!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649753 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:40:31" && image=="1510456903587.jpg")

">>48649737
You learn to wash your penis everyday, thereby having a clean penis."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649772 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:41:46")

">>48649753

Damn! Never managed that one..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48650250 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:36:39")

">>48649692
The healthcare is really bad though, you constantly hear horror stories about the VA."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48650416 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:57:41")

">>48650250
You hear that from people over 70 who have to constantly be at the doctor because they're literally dying. Until then, it's nice to get regular checkups or minor surgeries done for free."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48650856 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:47:03" && image=="IMG_20181002_005855.jpg")

">want to join to finally escape mom's house
>realize she will never let me
>everyone starts asking me why the hell I'm trying to exercise all of a sudden
>"oh wow anon is off his computer, look I think he's going to go jogging or something"
>tfw trying to get the courage to just join and leave them forever"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48650930 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:57:01")

">>48650856
You can do it I promise. Just have to remember that it isn't about can or can't,it's about doing what is right by you. They might not like it but it has to happen wether they like it or not."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48651625 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)08:17:28" && image=="1532000870603.jpg")

">tfw finally finishing my contract next week
It was fucking hell. There were like a few good times, but man I wish I just never bothered. I would do my best to convince those of you who are going in Army, but honestly I like hearing the horror stories of people realizing how bad it can be. Not everyone will have it bad though, but the probability is high."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48652201 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:14:58")

"my country offers a one year gap-leave type deal where you can choose what branch and come out of it at the end with 62k. I was gonna choose infantry. You don't leave the country i think.
I'm skinny/fat sloth lifestyle atm and I was preparing to spend atleast 12 months getting proper /fit/
Will I get fuarked?
Also has any aussie bros here done it before?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48652245 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:18:35")

">>48645962
Oh brother no one thinks that.
Its more a jump from lower to middle honestly.

You do get fit, and society will look at you in a better light (For what little thats worth) but the real value I got out of enlisting and getting raped by the greenie weenie day in and day out because 11 bang bang is ssooooooooooooooooooo fucking cool am I right? is learning things could always be shittier. This builds a good work ethic."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48652279 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:21:10")

">>48646721
It's you who is the shitbag."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48652288 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:21:37")

">>48646753
No, most soldiers are broke because not having to save money for anything besides dip cultivates bad spending habits. You make less money then minimum wage if you view it as a per hour with overtime kinda meme and your like an e1- e2."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48652302 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:22:39")

">>48646721
I know this is bait but

JOOOOO DEEE BOY"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48652719 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:59:42")

">>48650856
Your mom is unironically trying to ruin your life.
In her reptilian female brain shes doing the right.thing but in reality shes fucking you over.
Get away from her and sign up and take control of your life."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48652781 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)10:04:41")

">>48645962
If you aren't a general officer then you'll still be middle/working class."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48652962 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)10:17:43")

">10 years ago
>'enlisting is totally going to bump me from poverty to upper class haha'
>4 years later
>stateside between tours
>approached by a guy in a suit while buying groceries
>my upcoming tour is cancelled because they'd like to assess my suitability for transitioning from the military to the CIA
>not allowed to tell my family or friends about this, supposed to act as though I'm going on tour
>got excited at the prospect of being a secret agent, looked online for info about military to CIA transitions and haven't found much
>I go to the scheduled meetup point instead of joining the tour
>the suitability test is basically the training - if you pass the training, you pass the test
>training is a 6 months long simulation of being a PoW
>I fail two weeks before the training ends
>sent to Afghanistan
>too traumatized by the training to function
>discharged
>family says the army broke me, they don't recognize their son
>all the friends I thought I made for life stopped contacting me
>I'm on 4chan now"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48653028 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)10:22:30")

"I couldn't pass the ASVAB because I'm dyslexic .";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48653114 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)10:28:59")

">>48653028
Join the Marines then"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48653543 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)11:01:09")

">>48646825
so it really is adult daycare"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48653958 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)11:37:16")

">>48652962
>training is a 6 months long simulation of being a PoW
How do you simulate getting raped and having your balls electrocuted?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48654516 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:14:46")

">>48651625
Where were you stationed? What mos?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48654648 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:24:45" && image=="__negev_girls_frontline_drawn_by_nav__1a7462b1c6024ce0184e844bab5a3b42.jpg")

">This thread
Oyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48654694 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:28:21")

">>48645982
can a foreigner with no greencard join us military?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48654726 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:30:34")

">>48653958
in the 150 days I was there, I've sucked dick - to completion - about 200 times

Got electrocuted often, not directly on the balls, but on the perineum.

Assfucked about 20 times.

They don't tell you that about secret agents on TV."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48654900 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:44:07")

">>48645982
Dude airforce is so micromanaged that it's horrible. If you don't want 50 bosses checking up on you telling you different shit every hour then join army where you can blend in more with fewer bosses."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48654937 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:46:49")

">>48645982
>people either hate it or love

That's true I was a 11M out of Ft Benning back in the 90s. I honestly couldn't wait to get the fuck out. Went to work as a private contractor in the oil and gas industry. Make about 200k a year. Learned some good skills in the military. If I had to do it today I wouldnt, I keep hearing stories from the sons of friends who are enlisted on how PC everything has become and the influx of liberal retards."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48655016 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:51:47")

">>48652962
Fake as shit, nigger doesn't even know that the CIA employees aren't agents. Literally go on the fucking CIA website and you can find resources on military to CIA, tons of it. Not only that but you think CIA training is only six months long for the paramilitary branch? And you think they'd waste that with simple SERE training, that any fucking low level military member can take? Even if you got into the corp as an officer tasked with recruiting foreign agents, which is what most people think as the stereotypical "secret agent," the training is way longer than six months."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48655116 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:58:09")

">>48649511
>military = signing off your life and absolute loyalty to a PR manager with a heart of wood. For no profit. Soldiers are mentally weak slaves, i won't care if they are out of service, i'll always treat them like shit.

*tips fedora*"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48655140 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:59:40")

">>48646753
>make less than minumum wage
>food is free
>housing is free
>medical is free
>dental is free
you have to buy clothes, toothbrushes, soap, etc. that's literally your only expense. everything else you use to buy vidya or start saving up mad money in the bank so that when you get out, you can buy a house and car full payment cash upfront."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48655148 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:00:37")

">>48645962
Nah man go officer and retire. Your pension will not be enough. Also put tons of money into the g fund for sgli trust me"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48655242 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:06:33")

">>48647553
You can try officer if you already have a degree. Airforce probably is not too bad but if you get dishonorably discharged employers will not hire you. Just act mental and say you want to an hero and they will discharge you asap"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48655263 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:07:45")

"What do they give you to eat in the military? Is it true you basically have to eat MREs all the time or do they got a mess hall with a cook and shit";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48655273 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:08:15")

">>48649368
You can retire as an E-6 bare minimum after 10 years but you will not get what you were making when you were active"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48655288 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:09:17")

">>48649466
If they notice you are doing it wrong they will make you start over and keep going"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48655325 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:11:20")

">>48655263
Bases have dining halls and big bases usually also have fast food or restaurants you can buy from. MREs are for the field"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48655334 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:11:54")

">>48645962
Don't career military.
Do 4 years military then go work in the private sector and make 3x the money"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48655525 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:25:08")

">>48645962
>family of army men
>can enlist for officer positions
>have no people skills
>can apply for anything else
>health problems that I can't justify because no people skills
Sorry Dad it is the reserves for me"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48655612 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:31:53")

">>48649466
I mean, I just got out of Navy boot camp, and I only ever once got yelled at for how I was doing the exercises. I guarantee you my form was shit a lot of the time, but what matters is how much you put into it. There's a difference between a push up that you're not trying on and a push up that you're putting your heart and soul into, and the difference is noticeable to everyone."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48655661 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:36:36")

">>48654516
Fort Drum, 11B"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48655797 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:48:05")

"I leave for Navy boot camp on Monday, any last minute tips for me anons?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48655846 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:52:00")

">>48655797
if they promise you a phone call, they are lying. boot camp is a mind game designed to make you crack under the pressure. it's government sanctioned mental/emotional abuse. also, they will make you run a LOT. stay hydrated."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48655859 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:53:29")

"Currently in AIT for aviation. Can confirm 90% of your day is dealing with incompetent leaders and FNGs. The pay is nice considering you pretty much run around and learn all day. But yes a person working an 8 hour shift for ~8-9$ph makes more than you will in a day. Just go to community college or something.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48656041 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)14:07:41")

">>48655612
Gay sex in boot camp?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48657227 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)15:29:16")

">>48655612
The standard has gone down, and the military can't be choosy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnv-gKAQ-LQ"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48657999 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)16:23:39")

">>48655797
>slip on shoes
>turn off your cellphone
>pack AS LIGHT AS POSSIBLE
>volunteer for nothing
>ignore the bullshit
>your rdcs will lie to you
>be a good boy so you can avoid asmo train
>go to bed ASAP
>learn how to do watchstanding so you can avoid getting your division beat
>pass all your classes and study
>try to avoid colors and quarterdeck watch
And try to be the mail PO. Easiest most low risk thing you can do."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48658173 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)16:34:59")

">>48656041
Maybe but if you get to be in a mixed division sometimes your starboard watch will do favors such as this
>you and a girl in your sister div have a crush on each other
>you guys are really horny
>your starboard watches put you guys on the same watch at night time
>meet in the head and get it done
Btw, you can sneak your phone into boot camp just do not get caught and let no one know you have it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48658755 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)17:12:44" && image=="1511140024870.jpg")

">leaving for the Air Force in a little more than a month
I have no delusions, I know it's probably going to suck and BMT is going to kick my skinnyfat ass. It can't be worse than being a 22-year old kissless virgin with no friends and stuck living with his parents while working dead-end retail wagecuck jobs. At least it'll get me out of the house and away from my boomer parents while possibly traveling to some interesting places. Plus the fitness, sense of self-worth and some nice disposable income since most of my living expenses will be covered. The road I'm going down right now is leading me towards an-heroing before I become a wizard, so it can't be that bad"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48659259 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)17:48:12")

">>48645962
Redpill me on joining the military. Is it worth it for a NEET with no skills, no future and a shitty home life? What branch?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48660316 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)18:55:03")

">>48655797
Make friends! The number one lesson they want to teach you in basic is teamwork. It's extremely identical to Kakashi's bell challenge. It might sound silly, but I can guarantee you that any other true military here can concur."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48661403 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)20:08:39")

">>48659259
Airforce or navy. But you have to be willing to work hard at the beginning and put effort into changing. Still, you can do it but there are going to be things people are going to say and do your brain may not be able to handle. It is hard if you have no one to help you cope and talk to"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48661828 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)20:39:22")

">tfw weak individual
I'd probably be in a better financial and professional position if I hadn't washed out of basic, but I'd also probably have hanged myself so I guess I'm doing alright."
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