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class Thread extends Board{
public void skellythread(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "skelly thread";
int postNumber = "48646869";
String image = "1496862819328.jpg";
String date = "10/12/18(Fri)00:11:54";
String comment = "midnight feels edition";

public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647066 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:24:25" && image=="1528422029708.png")

"nobody awak? thats okay";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647482 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:55:54")

My bf is one of you and he's so hot."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647560 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:01:06")

homosexuals and women are not welcome here. please go someplace else."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647578 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:02:30")

> went to doc
> 7th percentile of weight
"anon you need to eat when you're hungry"
I already do that doc"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647622 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:05:49")

"Im like 5'8 or 5'9 at 120lbs am i poop?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647632 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:06:41")

Same thing happened to me. He asked if I ate normally. (I do)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647676 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:10:45")

">this summer
>out with group of friends at pool party
>take off shirt to get in water
>one girl remarks at how skinny I am
>the entire rest of the party people tell me I should eat more and look unhealthy

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647693 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:12:42")

Skelly boys are the best in the world."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647697 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:13:12")

why is it so hard to eat
why am i never hungry"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647702 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:13:33")

>someone says skellies are attractive
>skellies freak out and be ultra autistic
You guys are always massive whiners when it comes to food and everything else."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647739 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:16:33" && image=="capital in a nutshell.jpg")

I love being able to fondle my ribcage like tits"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647774 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:20:15")

"Reminder that women who think skellies look good are really thinking about lanklets. Manlet skellies are bad for everyone";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647827 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:26:54")

I never believe fats or skellies that say this, if you ate normal you'd be normal sorry bud."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647848 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:28:58" && image=="1536624456466.jpg")

>being brave enough to go to a pool party as a skele"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647883 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:32:05")

Sorry bud but I actually do eat as much as I need to, just because you believe something doesn't make it true. I eat 3 full sized meals a day, I weight 101lbs."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648001 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:45:23")

This is like a fat saying they eat a reasonable amount, I still do not believe you. That said, if you eat 3 "full sized" (laughably subjective) meals a day, and you still aren't gaining weight, eat more. Sorry but your thyroid is probably running too hot or something, maybe you have a tapeworm, I dunno but eating more will gain you weight. CICO or do you not believe in physics?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648037 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:48:46" && image=="1519696647326.png")

">obese and fat relatives make fun of me for being so tall and lanky
>get mad when I call them short and chubby
>they get all mad and serious all the sudden and scrutinize me
And they wonder why I never visit"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648050 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:50:14")

tfw can't asspound a skelly"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648058 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:51:00")

>180 lbs
pls send help"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648078 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:53:26" && image=="1539229582059.jpg")

>135 pounds
tfw people see you eat food and react with stuff like "well atleast now we know you eat human food".

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648124 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:59:08")

You logic makes me laugh. "You eat normal? Then why arent you normal size?" Ever heard of metabolism? I gues not."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648126 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:59:45" && image=="image_skuOPT208_largeImage_X_450_white.jpg")

"If you can afford it start taking one serving of this every day for easy extra calories

Stay safe out there bros"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648234 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:09:11" && image=="Always Fun.jpg")


The real question is, "how old are you guys?"

I'm guessing you're either in your early twenties or even younger than that. Most of the time guys get this thin right after a massive growth spurt. You'll start gaining weight after your mid to late twenties. You probably won't be super fat but you'll always gain weight when your metabolism slows down.

It also might be because you do more cardio than lifting. I'm guessing some of you might be runners?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648259 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:11:10")

Unless you're a crazy outlier, metabolism doesn't vary that much. Eat more and you will be bigger.
>your logic makes me laugh
>"I can't get bigger by eating more"
>ever heard of physics? I guess not hah! :^)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648261 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:11:17" && image=="20347045_1226077147537592_4852596871568293888_n.jpg")

I just got the flu and I can't eat anything. Everytime I thought I escaped skellydom something small brought me back"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648280 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:13:18")

I'm 23 but haven't grown since I was 16. Never been active either."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648436 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:26:28")

>ever hears of psychic?

I did, but aperently there is something i dont know. Can you maybe explain to me"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648485 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:31:24")

>typing it out instead of copying what he typed
>getting a word wrong
hello newfriend :^)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648507 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:33:34")

Regardless, age is a massive contributor of your weight right now. Give it a few years and you'll gain a decent amount of weight. When I was in high school I weighted about 150 and I was 6'2. Now I'm 185 and still 6'2. It's not a crazy amount but it's healthy. I am a runner though."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648527 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:35:52")

Oh i am very sorry anon. I will do it next time. Are one of those le epic legendary oldfags"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648552 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:38:26")

Yes it is I, The Moot"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649163 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)03:39:34")

>>one girl remarks at how skinny I am
"Yeah, my metabolism is good, unlike yours""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649186 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)03:41:32")

Hah completely btfo that roastie xD"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649918 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:58:22")

don't use that shit, it's mostly carbs and will fuck you up
i took that along with lifting and instead i ended up getting diabetes
so now I'm skele AND have to give myself insulin injections. /fit/ is a meme"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649990 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:06:35")

yeah but metabolism can vary that much. I'm skinny as fuck too because of metabolism, thats why I also have to cut my fingernails like every week.
But atleast I can eat pizza everyday if I wanted to."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48650563 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:16:17" && image=="1538871009934_1.jpg")

">23 years old