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public void EmptyTitle(OP Anonymous){

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int postNumber = "48647216";
String image = "Hyhtrfugggg.jpg";
String date = "10/12/18(Fri)00:34:25";
String comment = "Post your monthly expenses and how much you make.

Rent: $800
Utilities: $140
Food: $100
Phone: $30
Internet: $35
Health insurance: $260
Car insurance: $115
Gas: $90
Entertainment: $150 roughly (drugs, going out, etc)

I make $13 an hour full time. After taxes I make $1,750 a month. Something isn't right here goddamit, need to live with roommates and not have entertainment if I want a nest egg. And a better job. Shitty"

public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647237 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:35:44" && image=="1532230040933.png")

"lol hey NEETbros get in here it's the laugh at wagies thread";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647250 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:36:50")

that's pretty good anon. $100 of food a month? wow!
there's really not much you can cut, depending on your area. you need a higher wage or some roomies.
this is life in america these days."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647252 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:36:49")

"$1400.00 expenses.
$1500.00 monthly.
I pay everything I make towards my debt."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647311 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:41:33")

Yeah I'm trying to squeeze by with just the bare necessities. My parents were poor fuck ups so I didn't get a chance to do school or get any help from them really. I've been trying to just be an independent adult but unless you got an above average job you're going to die broke. Think I've gotta move back in with my family unfortunately."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647392 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:48:18")

Rent - $2100
Utilities - $160
Food - $500
Phone - $100
Entertainment - $400

Base salary is $190k. I get an annual bonus based on seniority."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647401 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:48:59")

Damn son. Ur fucked. You live by yourself?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647415 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:50:03")

How did you get your job? Possible with a degree?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647456 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:53:32")

I have a Bachelors in Economics and a JD from a top law school. 190k is the industry standard for first year associates. I work probably 50 hours a week.

So to answer your question, its really only attainable with a law degree from a T14"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647555 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:00:47")

>Health insurance:
>Car insurance:

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647623 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:05:50")

Fucking hell. How much did school cost for you? I'm curious what your upbringing was like and what your parents are like.

My parents were drug addicts and I had to gtfo as soon as I could. I'm kinda resentful."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647690 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:12:05")

Went to public school. Father was a marine officer and mother didnt work. My dad was really strict. My parents paid for undergrad and I paid for law school.

I got a little over half tuition in merit scholarships so I paid 75k in tuition and 40k in cost of living over three years.

Definitely could not have done it without my father though. Sucks that you didnt have a good support system."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647813 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:24:59")


Mortgage Repayment: $1200
Utilities: $120
Food: $400
Phone: $140
Internet: $90
Car insurance: $130
Gas: $140
Entertainment: $600(Theatre, Movies, Dinner with GF, Other Stupid shit girlfriend wants to do that I would normally never do, like visit "fancy" gardens and shit)
Misc: ~ $180 (Random needs/wants)

I make $35 an hour, and a total minimum of $4000 a month (rounding off) if I do the bare minimum. Can bring it up to $6000 if I do 50% more work a month, but only really do that if there's something I want immediately like a new PC without cutting into my savings a stupid amount.

Save about $1000 a month currently. Not sure what to do with the money accumulating. Either a second mortgage, a new car, or some sort of investment portfolio. Wish I was smarter with money.

My life would be WAY easier (in many ways) and cheaper if I didn't have a girlfriend, but she gives me status, emotional warmth, and a drive to succeed if only to impress her and insure she stays around. Before I had a girlfriend I didn't have any drive to succeed, but since getting one two years ago it's changed my life around for the better. Gave me a reason to work and better myself, and catch myself every time I start to degrade... Like right now, since I'm on r9k and spent all day masturbating."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647875 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:31:03")

what brings you to this board?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647951 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:39:22")

It used to be my daily ritual a few years ago. Once in a while when things aren't going well, or sometimes shortly before things stop going well I find myself here and browse/post a lot while I figure shit out.

Right now my problems are ED causing relationship problems, porn addiction, work stress, and life stress. It's been about two years since I solidly got my shit together and sometimes it all starts to overwhelm me and I toy with the idea of being a NEET again. But I come here, and get back into that mindset, and it gives me an uneasy feeling that physically overwhelms me and makes me stop toying with the idea.

This board is escapism, where the competition is who can be the biggest loser. It's easy to win, and winning is great when you've had so many losses. Even if you're victory is to be the biggest lowlife of them all. And if you lose? Whew! Someone more pathetic than me!

I think that's why I'm here. To feel good about myself. I'm wallowing in pity today, but not the type of pity I used to look for on here. It's almost as if my stepping up in life has made this a place of comfort, and not only a reminder of how far I've come, but also how far I could sink down if I don't get things back together fast.

The me of a few years ago would both long for and detest what I've become."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647982 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:43:27")

"Rent: $0*
Car Insurance: $95
Gas: ~$40
Food: ~$350 (I eat out a lot since I work in the city and have long hours)

After taxes and 401k deductions I bring home $3500 a month.

My rent might be zero right now but I've been giving my mom a huge amount of money the last two years to help with the mortgage because she lost her job. I got myself off the hook this week by just giving her a lump sum of $10k to pay off the rest of her credit cards and car loan, so she doesn't need my money anymore. I've seriously given her so much fucking money it's unreal but it's finally done and she knows it. I'm about to turn 30 and I can't take living at home anymore."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48647993 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:44:10" && image=="1457779115024.jpg")


The government gives me around the equivalent of 1380$ a month and I save most of it, I have no expanses and I at maximum spend no more then 200$ from it. I'm saving for a suicide vacation, mostly."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648028 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:47:56")

I get 320 britbongbux a month from the government.

Since I live at home, I mostly spend it on food, my car and sometimes video games."

if(Bb !!sZsrlozssyE && title=="" && postNumber==48648056 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:50:54" && image=="20180914_225259.jpg")

"I make about 11k a month. My mortgage is 6k and my property tax is around 1.5k. After all my bills and shit I keep around 500 a month. Feels bad man";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648114 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:57:51")

"I "work" in my parents company. Im an only kid so they went very easy on me since day I was born. I work about 2hrs a day and make about $1k a week. I do work weekends though. But it's only 9-10am so it doesnt really matter.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648132 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:00:10")

I live in their old apartment and my expenses are ~1k per month. Mostly videogames and weed, bc I eat canned foods and go out to eat with my parents so they pay."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648155 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:02:28")

"$980 base income

$340 rent
$8 gas bill
$32 internet bill
$45 electricity bill (est.)
$80 gasoline (est.)
The rest typically goes to food and so forth."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648183 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:05:07")

$980 a month? or is that a week? what country do you live in?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648195 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:06:17")

"Rent: $700
Utilities: $345
Fuel and other random expenses: $120

I make $2800 a month
Still not enough for a gf"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648397 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:23:38" && image=="DaMealPreps.jpg")


Rent: $650
Utilities: $120
Food: $60-$80 (I meal prep like crazy)
Phone: $80
Health Insurance: Don't have health insurance
Car Insurance: $60
Gas: $40 (Toyota)
Entertainment: $50 (I mostly just run and torrent so I don't really need much else.)

Currently using my G.I. bill so I don't have a job. My school is paid for and I get a enough to live on easily. I get about $2,100 a month as long as I'm going to school. Life's pretty good at the moment, already have my Associate's degree done and I'm working on my Bachelor's degree.

>pic is pretty much what I eat every week to keep food costs down. I don't go out to eat. Meal prep for life."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648428 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:26:03")


Those are the expenses of a lowerclass apartment, split in two with my girlfriend, who herself makes no more than I. This does not count car insurance, which my mom pays (in exchange for running her errands in my off-time), and phone bill (I'm still on her plan). A car is non-negotiable, as US cities are culturally organized for automobiles, outside of more upperclass pedestrian friendly areas (IE a downtown high-rise). The 21yr old bitcoin trillionaire thing is kind of a myth. The truth is, most of the country is trying to go to school while in poverty, and those who aren't are typically financed by their parents."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648439 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:27:07")

those meal preps look OOF af, you'd be better off with frozen veg, meat and ramen noodles.
>shake it up"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648455 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:29:00")

"Rent: 600
Car: 300
Entertainment: 300

Income: 3000"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648462 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:29:28")

Stop beating off to porn bro, don't even look at pornographic material if you can help it. You will enjoy your gf much more sexually. This will happen after you aren't 23 anymore. Can't just shoot load after load like that no more."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648463 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:29:30" && image=="hookers.jpg")

>suicide vacation

Dude, are you me? I'm doing the same thing but I don't plan on offing myself until around the age of 55 or so.

I plan on going to Thailand like I always do, bang out as many hookers as I can and eat like a king before I got out.

After I get all that out of my system I plan on going to one of the Northern European countries that do medical assisted suicides. Gotta have fun before you off yourself anon.

Where/ how do you plan on doing it and what do you want to do before hand?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648476 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:30:50")

M8, you can get fucked. They're healthy and I like them."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648516 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:34:40")

Where are you that the State just gives you money to be retarded? Here, the IRS investigates you and you have to sign up to be drafted just to qualify for cuckmunity college aid."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648531 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:36:17")

"I have a graduate student stipend of about $1700 a month after taxes and student fees, but I don't get paid during the summer months.

Rent: $520
Electricity: $60
Phone: $60
Food: $150-200

I save everything else. Water/Sewer/Garbage and Internet are covered as part of my rent because I live on campus, I don't have a car (or even a driver's license), and health insurance is provided as part with my stipend.

Perhaps the most I'll spend on "entertainment" is $10 a month on a Runescape subscription. It's really hard to find time to do anything other than homework and research."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648587 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:42:17" && image=="If you want to view paradise simply look around and view it.jpg")

I probably should have made it clear that I'm not using government assistance to make money. I'm just saving up for my suicide vacation. I just know that insanity and Alzheimer's disease runs in my family. I just don't want that cancer to be passed on to the next generation so I'm making a conscious effort to stop it now.

Just working and enjoying my life for now, when I hit 55 then I'm off to Thailand one last time before I off myself. What's so wrong with that?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648635 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:46:02")

"i make about 4k a month after tax
rent is 1400
car payment 200
car insurance 150
phone bill 50
internet 30
food idk
entertainment idk"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648651 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:47:52")

>health insurance
>car insurance

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648669 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:49:56")

Oh and I earn nothing but am just spending money from my 7k in savings. I'll have a job in December though I imagine."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648763 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:59:38")

Bring home $1,520 per month after taxes.

After debt paid off in 1~2 years it'll be $580. I get a $1 raise in March, so I'd be making $1,648 per month.

of course I live with my parents. I'm not moving out until I make minimum $18/hr."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648818 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)03:05:56" && image=="1539157190852.jpg")

>$800 rent
Why the fuck do westerners rent? What's the point of paying $800 dollars for a permanent hotel when you can draw a loan from the bank and buy your own house or apartment. If you ever want to move, you can sell the house/aparrment at a higher price so the whole thing is almost free in the long term. I get renting if you'll only be staying for a half a year or something but renting when planning to live there for an indefinite period is idiotic.
In comparison, if you rent you waste 10000 per year on a place that isn't even yours, and from which the owner can kick you out for any reason. That's no way to live."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648848 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)03:08:46")

Not a renter but I don't think you can get a loan unless you have a high credit score or have paid rent for at least a year"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648859 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)03:10:17")

Rent - Live with mom
Utilities - Live with mom
Food - like $50. Only pay when I go out
Phone - $0, wifi calling
Internet - $65
Health Insurance - $0
Car insurance - Don't have
Gas - Don't have car
Entertainment - Whatevers left
$10.75 an hour, but my dumb cunt boss only gives me 8 hours a week now. I was making close to $800 a month, though. I probably see close to $300 now

Probably gonna neck myself in the next few days. Just have to make sure my cats taken care of. No one's hiring right now, and even if they were, they wouldn't be interested in a high school dropout."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648899 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)03:14:11")

You're not looking at the sample group that you're asking. Most of the anons here are college age or younger. Teens and early twenties anons rarely buy houses. Most are moderately transient at that age so it doesn't really make much sense for them to outright buy a house when they know they're only going to be staying in that location for a year or so.

Hell I'm still not looking to buy a house because after I finish my degree I'm going to be going to Taiwan. Older groups tend to settle down and buy, young do not."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648934 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)03:17:05")

"Rent: 200
Utilities: 100
Food stuff: 300

Fixed income: 800
Variable income(freelance): 1000"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48648961 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)03:19:24")

Even then, you can live with your parents. It's free, everything paid for. You find work, save every penny you earn, live like a miser if you have to, but if you do it right you should have enough money to buy your own place in about 5 years, perhaps even faster if you live in the west.

That's the case where I live. Most people live like misers and stay with their parents until their late twenties when they can afford to buy an apartment and move out. Sure, a good house/apartment costs $30 000-$50 000 but the wages are poor and average $600 dollars."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649039 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)03:25:36")

"Rent: $300
Utilities: $235
Car insurance: $350
Food: $95
Entertainment/Misc: $28
Total: $1,008 average

Income: $1,328 a month on average without OT. Can vary depending on what post I work throughout the week. I can be paid anywhere from $15.24/hr to 18.32/hr depending on the post.

Occupation: Security officer, Checkpoint officer, Security Command Specialist

Age: 19"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649327 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)03:56:05" && image=="43163344_162279498037460_746652877266616320_n.jpg")

"Fucking 1960 rent a month for a standard sterotypical 3 bedroom house 40km from the CBD in chink/boomer infested Melbourne. This is STANDARD

That's half my monthly post-tax income. I can only imagine working retail, then I shudder to think how burgers get by on 8/hour. Good thing I've got a useless sack of flesh for a wife who works as an RN in a doctors clinic part time."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48649611 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:25:45")

"Rent : 535
Utilities : 150
Food : 300 (2 ppl)
Phone : still on the family plan
Internet : 16
Car : company car so I pay for gas if it's a personal trip, about 60 a month
insurance : 12 (home contents, basically an obligation when you rent in this country), still on the family plan on the health top-up

Take home 1600 after tax"