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class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says";

public void menu();

public void board();

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public void refresh(a);

class Thread extends Board{
public void FUCK(OP femanon){

String fullTitle = "FUCK";
int postNumber = "6902587";
String image = "20180712_184424.png";
String date = "07/12/18(Thu)19:51:17";
String comment = ">be me femanon
>super lonely, have only 2 friends but rarely talk to them
>really depressed, hate my life
>decide i need friends and try to find some
>go onto app because there are no other methods
>really into memes and shit, most of these people were fucking normies or just too good and pretty for me
>meet one guy
>he's super cool, into memes too
>we talk for a while
>i'm excited, finally a friend
>we talk for a long while and he's even more cool (and he looks cute)
>i get anxious and worry
>what if he doesn't even like me etc
>delete app, never talk to him again

Why am I like this?"

public void comments(){
if(Maleanon && title=="" && postNumber==6902597 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:56:06")

"fuck me";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==6902683 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:21:37")

"ey baby come succ";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==6902704 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:28:41")

"I do the exact same thing. You’re obviously anxious and depressed. Unfortunately, I don’t have a solution for you in this matter. Just know that you’re not alone.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==6903367 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:46:33")

Excuse me, hopefully you don't mind if i ask but, who are you quoting?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==6903384 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:53:34" && image=="1530953164233.jpg")

"Too much green texted't, not enough succ";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==6903471 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:20:45" && image=="1516170202435.png")

"excuse me young lady but who are u quoting?";

if(Shiro Poster && title=="" && postNumber==6903475 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:22:15")

"cabin sketch";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==6903510 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:36:47")

"whats your minecraft username";

if(Sewkasa && title=="" && postNumber==6903670 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:47:04" && image=="maximum.jpg")

>implying your a girl
>implying if you arent ugly any guy would turn you down
>implying you cant get friends even if they're shit by joining a lefty commie circle group where they can't throw u out cause ur not a man
>this boy is hotter than you"

if(Sewkasa && title=="" && postNumber==6903678 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:50:09" && image=="161.jpg")

>implying women aren't totally obsolete by feminine/asian men who actually take care of their health
>implying whites/asian guys care about what the rest of you women do because even so much as being within 100 feet of you endangers our careers, jobs, and opens us up to false accusations
>implying women are at least useful for having kids, when men realize they have no control over them and theyre just a bargaining chip
>implying women arent all going to be a poor class on govt income for the rest of eternity when in about 70-80 years affordable AI sex/motherly robots and a womb is out"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==6903681 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:50:43" && image=="himari confuse.png")

if(Sewkasa && title=="" && postNumber==6903685 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:51:28" && image=="62.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==6903691 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:53:48")

"go back to /r9k/ nigger

Your fortune: Good Luck

if(anonn && title=="" && postNumber==6903692 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:53:51" && image=="1493752060217.jpg")

"there are solutions";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==6903722 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:07:52" && image=="bute.jpg")

"just show him ur bute then it will all be okay";

if(Oro && title=="" && postNumber==6903723 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:08:34" && image=="20180709_192802.jpg")

"The answer";

if(Red Bull Bandito™ && title=="" && postNumber==6903727 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:10:36" && image=="13588262362.png")

Who are you quoting?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==6903965 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:27:54" && image=="1531309441170.png")

"not your therapist

not even getting succ"