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class Thread extends Board{
public void EmptyTitle(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "7218245";
String image = "hey dude wanna join the dsa.png";
String date = "10/12/18(Fri)05:53:46";
String comment = "i'm a communist";

public void comments(){
if(Dr. Toboggan && title=="" && postNumber==7218246 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:54:36")

Is that from Moral Orel?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218248 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:55:17" && image=="apocalypse.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218249 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:55:51")

filthy commie"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218251 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:58:09" && image=="long live.jpg")

actually i just took a shower and wiped my butthole after shitting beforehand"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218255 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:01:24")

clean commie"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218257 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:02:39" && image=="nazbol pepe.jpg")

very clean"

if(Dr. Toboggan && title=="" && postNumber==7218271 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:13:57" && image=="_0.png")

I do not enjoy being lied to, Anon"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218283 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:23:55" && image=="lole.png")

i'm a technodictatorian transhumanist"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218288 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:26:00" && image=="rip.png")

does that mean u like nick land cuz he's pretty good tbh

sorry daddy please don't take me to the study"

if(the fake suebi && title=="" && postNumber==7218293 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:30:21")

me 2 lole........but not the fascist kinnd.....lole............
comunist states alweys just becum fascist states lole.......
but that dusent meane tht comunism is bade!!!!!!!
REAL comunism is stil the ideel sistem!!!!!!!!its jus dat if u try 2 mak it hapen den u get fascism insted. it haff 2 hapnen naturly.......marks knewe dat............. y doo uther comunimsts 4get???"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218301 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:34:56" && image=="sixty gorillion.png")

shut up liberal"

if(the fake suebi && title=="" && postNumber==7218303 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:36:30" && image=="OK6W_koKDTOqqqLDbIoPAtzd8-VJLL0DNRaRVk8pjsc.gif")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218305 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:40:28" && image=="stalin.png")

>fake suebi
I knew you were bourgeoise swine go to gulag faggot"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218308 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:42:18" && image=="utopia.gif")

ive never heard of him but he sounds cool in wikipedia"

if(the fake suebi && title=="" && postNumber==7218310 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:43:15" && image=="1535874479392.gif")

thsi is nice bord no meanposties alowed"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218319 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:47:02" && image=="anime.png")

Sorry have an anime girl commie as an apology

He is but be prepared to have to use a thesaurus and a lot of mental energy to get through his shit. He also started out as a Marxist of sorts and is now essentially a techno-fascist but idk he's still worth reading imo"

if(the fake suebi && title=="" && postNumber==7218320 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:48:47" && image=="Screenshot_20181012-034837.png")

>Sorry have an anime girl commie as an apology
i rely relu realy like this kmage do u mind if i save it lole................"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218322 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:50:50" && image=="rise up.png")

Of course comrade, memes are for the people"

if(the fake suebi && title=="" && postNumber==7218325 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:53:33" && image=="2000px-GNU_and_Tux.svg.png")

(pic relatad im am unironicly a sofware comuniste lole eben tho i reconize dat is kind uv ironc becuz compunters r a bourgeois luxuru 2 beginne wiv)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218329 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:56:11" && image=="beauty queen.png")

>becuz compunters r a bourgeois luxuru 2 beginn

1) Not really in the 21st Century, you can be poor as shit and still save up and get a decent laptop at the least
2) A lot of technology that modern computing is based on was developed in the public sector and some of it is even based on research Soviet scientists did
3)>you live in society yet you criticize society"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218331 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:57:27" && image=="citizen.png")

i am not a high iq autist nerd so i don't read and didn't know him
id rather get information just by downloading data to my memory desu (if only... D:)
but i found a vid about him so that's cool"

if(the fake suebi && title=="" && postNumber==7218334 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:00:01")

>1) Not really in the 21st Century, you can be poor as shit and still save up and get a decent laptop at the least
lole i meane i gues lole
>2) A lot of technology that modern computing is based on was developed in the public sector and some of it is even based on research Soviet scientists did
>3)>you live in society yet you criticize society
the proleteriet alsp live in socty tho & yet dey (ritefuly) ries up agenst socity wich dey lvie in
i dont rely see how hte fanct tht ime not poor maks it wrog 4 me 2 side w/ dem in tht"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218339 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:04:49")

u learn more about his ideas by listening to other people talk about him than reading him anyway so it's for the best

>i dont rely see how hte fanct tht ime not poor maks it wrog 4 me 2 side w/ dem in tht
I wasn't trying to say that I was talking about the meme

Engels was a LITERAL CAPITALIST after all as both /pol/ and liberals like to point out"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218342 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:06:18" && image=="bsbsbs.gif")

pls pls pls pl spls plspl plsp plpslp slpdlspdlspl
yu hav de spelling ERORR!!
join my fully automated higher realm and u can be an edukeited sitizeon :))
u juz need dis small chip implantd in ur SQUISHE BRAINE ok? ok"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218346 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:09:24")

>u juz need dis small chip implantd in ur SQUISHE BRAINE
a-anon don't talk like that i-it's lewd"

if(the fake suebi && title=="" && postNumber==7218349 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:09:27")

wel ok lole.......only if the chipe hafs an open hordware specificificafition & runnes a gnu systsym lole.............also i wanned root accesse & defalt no indernedde configeratiun or cronjobbes!!!

lole but unironicly tho dose r the only circunstanses id let ne1 put a chippe in my braine"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218362 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:22:39")

u kno u want de chippe in yer squishe braine to get le dopmanine pluse instant cumme
ok anon hav fun wid da lower realmz (cows , sheppe) while we ascendAaANts hav fun in da higher raelm (haeveon)
also I h8 kapcha what a stooped primitive system for sekyuriti"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218367 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:25:54")

>u kno u want de chippe in yer squishe braine to get le dopmanine pluse instant cumme
n-n0 o shid i coomed now techno-god wont lemme inda heaven server until i repent *downloadis self-flaggelation file*"

if(technogod && title=="" && postNumber==7218374 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:30:31")

n0 anon
de heeven サーバ is akthtualli supa lewd (except kuks they ar subhuman n stay in louwaa raelem) so u kan join in
I might help u coom mor I-i-I-if u want uwu"

if(the fake suebi && title=="" && postNumber==7218377 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:31:49")

considering i said i'd agree to it if the chip has an open hardware specification and runs a gnu system and i want root access and no default internet configuration or cronjobs -- and considering you seem to be taking that as a "no" -- the implication here is that you're advocating specifically for neural implants that *don't* have all these properties. i.e. neural implants that A) use a proprietary schematic, B) use proprietary software, C) don't grant root access to the implantee, D) come with a default network configuration, and/or (god forbid 'and') E) come with preconfigured cronjobs. in other words you're advocating for neural implants but specifically rejecting the prospect of neural implants which respect the implantee's freedom and don't compromise their security or behavioral independence. how repulsive. one day i'll design my own neural implant and my customers will ascend to a higher heaven than yours. you haven't ascended to heaven, you've ascended to a prison. you've ascended to jail, and my customers and i will be proud to be the ones to jailbreak you, you foul, repulsive consumer drone. mindless techno-zombie. :("

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218379 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:32:43")

o no i dunno wat 2 do nao dat heaven was gay n degenewate dis hole time mayb i should sniff lucifers fart uWu"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218389 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:42:00")

That was the scariest thing I've ever seen.
Please, Never break character again.,"

if(technogod && title=="" && postNumber==7218394 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:43:47" && image=="SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.png")

>muh hyumen raits
The concept of heaven itself doesn't respect behavioral independence lole
You can't have security without absolute control :3
I will kill u nao u refused to join in de higher realm (which is basically everyone can get their own controllable heavens, just like a eternal lucid dream) but also didn't act like fellow lower realms lyk cows n sheeps, u are a troblsom, u now die uwu
i like licking stinky anime girl armpit uwu"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218401 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:46:03" && image=="Yue-Xin-photo.jpg")

">Yue Xin, 22, was taken into custody on August 24 along with about 50 other activists, many of them young Marxists, who were involved in a labour rights protest in Shenzhen.

>She had earlier accused Peking University of trying to silence her for demanding information about the handling of a sexual misconduct case that led to a student’s suicide 20 years ago – one of China’s most discussed #MeToo incidents.

>The detentions were part of an intensifying clampdown by the authorities on a growing number of young Chinese activists who have found inspiration in Marxism in recent years, hoping to bring change on issues ranging from feminism and income equality to workers’ rights.

>But in sharp contrast to the official Marxist line, this new generation of Marxists emphasises individual freedoms, with some even showing interest in a Western constitutional democracy – a stand the country’s mainstream Marxists and Maoists usually dismiss as the wrong path for China."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218407 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:50:57" && image=="xi.jpg")

>be Xi Jiping
>pretend your on the Marxist/Neo-Maoists side and that you wanna make China socialist again to boost your approval ratings
>Put Marx back into every element of public life
>literally go to colleges and highly reccommend reading Marx and Mao, make it part of the curriculum in public schools
>students begin to see how truly shit capitalism is and rises up against it
>"Ah fug looks lige tings wen too far :DDD"

I knew this faggot was fake as fuck guess he thought his own people were too stupid to understand Marx"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218415 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:54:37")

c-can u b my mommwee"

if(the fake suebi && title=="" && postNumber==7218419 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)07:58:55")

>The concept of heaven itself doesn't respect behavioral independence lole
sure it does. on the contrary the concept of heaven doesn't respect behavioral *dependence*. heaven wouldn't mean anything if people didn't have free will. the whole point is that you're given free will and you don't abuse it and that's your reward.
>You can't have security without absolute control :3
maybe not, but you can have absolute control without anyone else controlling you. and through that absolute control you can have security just as well as the contrary.
case in point: i'm running a gnu system right now. try to hack it, i dare you. hint u cant
>controllable heavens
controllable huh?
and what about the implantees? can they install arbitrary software on these 'eternal lucid dreams'?
can they swap out the operating system and/or bootloader?
do they have complete power of decision over what does and doesn't come through to/from them on the network, including the freedom to disable any applicable telemetry, updates, or proprietor backdoor?
if the answer to any of these questions is 'no,' then the 'heavens' you're describing are not 'controllable'. except maybe by YOU, and you alone. and that's fucking disgusting.
you see what i'm getting at. if you don't give the user root privileges, you're really not actually doing anything good for them. you're not offering them a service. you're offering them enslavement cleverly disguised as a service.
this is the same thing that's already happening on phones, tablets, and other consumer computers. if we allow it to progress to neural implants, the only possible result is exactly the kind of neural implant everyone fears. the corporate-controlled tech-zombies. the 'big brother' society.
the only way to create cyborgs that are actually personally empowered by being cyborgs, is to equip them with hardware and software that actually serves them, instead of using them to serve itself. in other words, gnu/linux chips."

if(technogod && title=="" && postNumber==7218422 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)08:05:24" && image=="cbe683380ea3b99551501253ed01463d.gif")

YES! I would love to anon!
Everyday, you will stay by my side in a peaceful house, only two of us lovebirds <3
You will have nothing to be worry about anon, I will spoil you with my sweet yummy cookies :3
Everyday when you wake up you will smell fresh and delicious cooking of your favorite meal with mommy's special recipe! x3
You have all the time you can spend anon! And that includes... mommy's special luv uwu
I can give you cuddles n kisses.. or even mommy's milk
You sure do love mommy's milk! And Your penis is suuuper adorable, ill take good care of it :333
What a beautiful live we will spend eternity on anon! I love you anon!!!"

if(technogod && title=="" && postNumber==7218438 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)08:14:38")

>can they swap out the operating system and/or bootloader?
do they have complete power of decision over what does and doesn't come through to/from them on the network, including the freedom to disable any applicable telemetry, updates, or proprietor backdoor?
yea sure human rights stuff point is im just concerned for their safety n jus don't blame me if somethin else gone wrong
so i say yes they can do whatever they want really
what i only focus on is just a unhackable, virtual world for everyone, so that everyone can live in peace, and yes that includes the permanent subconscious caste system we have for so long since farming and this is the final step (or atleast a huge progress need to be made)"

if(technogod && title=="" && postNumber==7218440 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)08:15:57")

and yes that includes tearing down the permanent subconscious caste system*"

if(the fake suebi && title=="" && postNumber==7218443 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)08:18:43" && image=="lole...................................... .jpg")

>yea sure human rights stuff point is im just concerned for their safety n jus don't blame me if somethin else gone wrong
>so i say yes they can do whatever they want really
....... then i don't see where we're disagreeing here?
i said i'd gladly accept the chip if it was open hardware, open software, gave me root access, didn't try to exploitatively invade my mind from inside or outside.
you then said something which amounted to the implication that, no, the chip would not be those things. you're saying it would.......?
i mean...
i'm down?????

if(: ~))) && title=="" && postNumber==7218445 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)08:20:01" && image=="1524350725752.gif")

fren !!"

if(technogod && title=="" && postNumber==7218454 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)08:24:46")

idk i juz said
>le hyuman rites
just feelz funny cuz i feel like i never had one............
i think that one was as taken as a opposite of what ur saying
but rely yea dude its like ready player one dude basically haha ready player one world but without evil coporations"

if(technogod && title=="" && postNumber==7218456 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)08:26:34" && image=="1534857275582.gif")

so pls dun freak out friend :( we are anonymous we are legion"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218457 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)08:27:23" && image=="when-did-this-become-sexier-than-this-worker-control-of-2670731~2.png")

I'm a mutualist"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218464 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)08:33:57")

why lole"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218476 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)08:41:51" && image=="1539348109321.jpg")

"im too a comunist";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218487 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)08:46:01" && image=="nothing.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218503 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)08:55:16")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218530 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:09:49")

Dino Stamatopoulos did moral orel and was one of the original conan o'brien writers. i'm certain he was responsible for their really crazy shit back in the day"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218576 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:34:18" && image=="gun.jpg")

"Me too comrade. Let's take out those capitalist filth";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218588 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:41:50")

Nothin personnel... kid"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7218895 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:42:54")

He also has a silly name lole"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7219651 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)18:52:44")

that goat looks like he just smoked WEED!!!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==7219677 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)18:59:08")

he's stoned on class consciousness loloe"