import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/soc/ - Cams & Meetups";
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

public void refresh(a);

}
class Thread extends Board{
public void EmptyTitle(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "26786434";
String image = "DDB8D5C2-8F5A-4052-B4DC-48550CDAA6B5.jpg";
String date = "06/29/18(Fri)00:18:29";
String comment = "TINDER THREAD - "Feral neckbeards” Edition
>don’t come here looking like fucking bigfoot or a dirty caveman and waste the bump limit by asking why you can’t get matches

Share stories, write bios, and just generally help each other out

Old thread: >>26746397"
;

}
public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26786579 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)00:56:23" && image=="Screenshot_2018-06-28-21-07-21.png")

"I'm somewhat new to this.
Any advice or expectations??"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26786580 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)00:57:00" && image=="Screenshot_2018-06-28-21-18-40.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26787044 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)03:47:42")

">>26786579
You look handsome in 1
2,4 seem unnecessary
Keep 3 if u want
But asides from that, nice profile overall"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26787111 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)04:27:12" && image=="F9072432-D8A1-4AC4-96E6-F51D146209BB.png")

">usually get 2-3 matches a day
>use the only photo I have where I don’t look like I want to kill myself as the main pic
>5-10 matches a day

I guess I need more pictures of me smiling, but I hate smiling in pictures or even smiling in general because I’m not a happy person 99% of the time."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26787408 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)07:30:08")

"if im 18 should i even bother with 21 years old and up? feel like i dont have a chance with the elderly";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26787778 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)10:08:43")

">>26786579
Get some pictures with friends. I did fine without any but I now do way better with a few in my profile.
>>26787408
Worked for me. I’ve hooked up with seniors as a first-year through tinder."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26787952 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)11:17:57")

"wow a girl just called my dog ugly I’m going to fucking flay a bitch (the dog not the girl I want to smash)";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788038 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)11:50:36" && image=="orca-image-1530206216393.jpg_1530206216602.jpg")

"R8 bio
>just bee yourself buzz buzz"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788181 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)12:40:13")

"Rate my profile";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788187 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)12:41:43" && image=="Screenshot_20180629-124126_Tinder.jpg")

">>26788181
Oops"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788330 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)13:31:56" && image=="Screenshot_2018-06-27-01-11-18.png")

"I'm like 1,000 percent sure tinder AND bumble are against me. My main tinder account was banned because I trolled a lot in my younger days. Now whenever I make a fake facebook, and have to use someone else's phone number to actually get on the app it shows me the same profiles over and over. They look like shitty profiles too. It doesn't go over 10 plus matches in my match meter either.
I know it's not my profile either
If anything I should be absolutely slaying .
Does tinder track ips? I'm newly single and I want matches
I know in the beginning stages of tinder it determines your profile rank and even gives you some matches but it's not giving me shit"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788334 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)13:32:48")

">>26788187
4/10. Move the photo of you and your friend to a different slot, and put a photo of your face into the leading slot
>>26788038
too long, didn’t care to read."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788338 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)13:34:52")

">>26788330
I don’t know what to tell you. Tinder generates a deck based on your elo so maybe you’re just less attractive than you think you are. Or maybe you live in Middleofnowhereville, Alabama. I never got shit in my first three or four days on Tinder (the grace period), so that isn’t too strange."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788357 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)13:42:36")

">>26788338
Its just annoying because I think tinder recognizes me in some way . there have been times when I have tinderer in a new area and gotten more matched because newer profiles get moved up. But if there was a way to get to the front by fooling either the photo id or up tracker I would do it.
I mean, if I re made it today I would just see the same people . I live in a college town everyone uses it. Show me the strongest profiles"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788371 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)13:49:12")

"ugh dated a girl off tinder for 2 months and she wanted both of us to delete it to pursue a relationship.
now she dumped me over text last night. learned my lesson never do shit for a women u just met. now i gotta start all over"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788394 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)14:01:15")

">>26788371
She probably never deleted the app. Next time hold your card if you have matches. Also, make a fake profile so you can see if you're new bitch is on there.
Trust what I say, I posted my profile above I'm a high test male"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788456 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)14:31:36")

">>26788357
>>26788394
They definitely don't have facial recognition. Tinder uses your phone's location services to generate a deck so they might track IPs but I can't find anything that shows they actually do that. The only way to move up in peoples' decks is to bump your elo up, which leads back to your perception of yourself. You are probably just not as attractive as you think you are. The fact that you keep seeing a bunch of ugly chicks in your deck means that your elo is probably down there with them."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788487 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)14:50:47")

">>26788456
If I don't allow tinder to track my location would that effect matches?
What you're saying IS possible.. But I doubt it I get rated an 8 on here"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788523 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)15:04:34")

">>26788038
ima keep it real wit u chief! your bio long as shit aint nobody reading that."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788533 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)15:08:58")

">>26788487
lol then you wouldn't be able to use Tinder at all. What I'm saying isn't just 'possible'. It's just that you aren't an 8 at all if you keep seeing 4s and 5s. Just get over yourself"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788541 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)15:12:11" && image=="Screenshot_2018-06-29-12-11-01.png")

">>26788533
No no. I think there's seriously somethi g wrong
As you can see. I just re made a bumble account
My match meter doesn't even show."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788563 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)15:23:38")

"Today I tried to make an account again but it's forcing me to put my number for "account kit", even though I choose to sign up via facebook.

What the fuck?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788566 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)15:23:53")

">>26788541
I don't think either of the two companies would single an individual out to fuck them over dude."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788582 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)15:27:50")

">>26788566
When you've made as many accounts as me, it does.
I have a long dark history with these apps.
It knows somehow. I'm trying a. Ew strategy right now. I put myself on men only on bumble to try to raise my elo score.
But if I can't get my match meter above 10 then something is wrong because gays are thirsty for tall masc
These apps have it out for people who delete/reinstall a lot"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788768 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)16:52:47")

">>26788334
>>26788523
Good I dont want bitches that can't read."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788824 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)17:06:54")

">>26788541
Wait, what is that screen supposed to look like?

t. day 2 no matches"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788834 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)17:11:12")

">>26787111
holy fuck are your 2-3 matches a day exclusively fellow weebs"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788858 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)17:21:44")

">>26788768
with a shitty bio like that, you'd be lucky to get bitches at all"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788861 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)17:24:20" && image=="20180629_172242.jpg")

">>26786434
Give it to me straight /soc/. How's it look?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788881 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)17:29:34")

">>26788824
There's supposed to be a green circle which tells you how many swiped you in bumble. However none is on mine. Its supposed to be there even if 0 matches"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788892 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)17:33:22")

">>26788881
Oh...

Well shit, I don't have one of those either, and this is my first bumble account (granted I had to adapt it to a Blackberry, but still)"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788907 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)17:41:43")

">>26788861
you look 12"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788937 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)17:50:29" && image=="1527472824737.jpg")

">>26788858
U rite"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788955 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)17:58:44" && image=="Screenshot_20180629-175630_Tinder.jpg")

"Ill be honest i have no clue what im doing with a bio i never been good at it.

So much easier to just do shit in person, me writing a bio seems forced. Trying to get out of my comfort zone"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26788979 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)18:03:38" && image=="A71A4DAD-1B97-426D-BFFB-FB623E13020A.png")

"What should I say to her? She super liked me and I think she is just so purdy";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26789003 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)18:11:50")

">>26788955
say something about music, a recent movie, sports and food"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26789064 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)18:31:49")

">>26788861
You've got babyface but that's fine. Can't really do much about it. Try and take a photos that aren't so goddamn blurry. Extend your bio a bit more if you want I guess.
>>26788937
Just condense that shit. No one wants paragraphs and then lists
>>26788955
Do u have friends? Get some friends to include in your pictures otherwise you look like a fucking loser
>>26788979
Throw some music at her"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26789075 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)18:36:33" && image=="Screenshot_2018-06-29-15-35-52.png")

"Thanks for the future input";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26789357 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)20:18:53")

"I barely get any likes.
I know not having any pics of me outside or with other people are bad, but maybe i actually look like a subhuman, or these pivs of me are not as good as i thought they were. Thoughts?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26789358 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)20:19:25" && image=="Screenshot_20180629-201551.png")

">>26789357
Forgot pic"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26789390 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)20:29:45" && image=="Screenshot_20180630-012844.png")

"H
E
L
P"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26789393 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)20:30:31" && image=="Screenshot_20180630-012851.png")

">>26789390

+ Bio. Any help appreciated, will ignore trolls bc no time"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26789414 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)20:35:52")

"Tfw I get no matches a day

Is it still possible to hook up with people if you don't have tinder gold or tinder+?
I feel like the app is holding me hostage by withholding any matches until I buy a subscription"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26789511 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)20:57:56")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26789539 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)21:06:29")

">>26789075
Bio is kind of lame, try to include some group pictures if you can. At least you aren't exclusively posting selfies so that's good
>>26789358
Can't do much about your face, but you can do something about your fucking photos. I can count the pixels in your photos. Get clearer images and some friends.
>>26789390
>>26789393
Your hair is fucking terrible, but that's just me. Also, you're not attractive enough to post selfies exclusively and certainly not when you're pulling those faggoty faces, so find some friends or something, christ."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26789551 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)21:11:07")

">>26789414
Yes. I just used normal tinder while I was at school this past year and it worked, but granted it was college and that environment is certainly not representative of 'the wild' so to speak. If you're like an above-average guy, but not quite stud level, tinder plus or gold might help? I've found the limitless swiping to be extremely more useful than seeing who likes you. If you're ugly, you're fucked regardless"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26789614 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)21:28:08")

">>26789390
dude your hair is so frizzy you look like a corpse. it looks so bad cut it RIGHT NOW"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26789663 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)21:41:33" && image=="Screenshot_20180629-213933_Tinder.jpg")

">>26788907
>>26789064
Any better?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26789729 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)21:56:08")

">>26789551
Are there bot/fake accounts? Some of the girls there almost seem too attractive to be using tinder, like they're just there to make you think you have a chance of matching with them"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26789796 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)22:13:35")

">>26789358
future trap/10"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26789810 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)22:17:17" && image=="when someone is wearing a zelda shirt.webm")

">>26789796
all fags must fucking die"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26789817 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)22:19:33")

"I had 700 guys matches in my city. And 300 women.

NOT ONE A FUCKING CUTE TRANSGIRL FUCK. I dont like dudes, I'm tired of ciswomen, I just WANT A FUCKING TRANSGIRL GF."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26789876 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)22:35:50" && image=="Screenshot_20180629-223452_Tinder.jpg")

"Y'all got any advice?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26789930 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)22:49:00")

">>26789876
lose some weight and jacked...and shave that pubic hair that growing on your face. Then u will be godlike"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26789933 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)22:49:46" && image=="Screenshot_20180629-234607.png")

"Any tips?
I know I need to add a picture of my body."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26789938 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)22:50:34" && image=="20180629_234647.png")

">>26789933
bio"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26789985 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)23:04:26")

">>26788834
Surprisingly enough, weebs are the least type of people I match with. It’s mainly standard Tinder thots"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26790055 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)23:27:20")

">>26789663
Getting somewhere. Do you have any pics of you with your bros that aren't blurry as shit?
>>26789729
There are, you just have to learn how to steer clear of them. There are also legit hot girls though, but you may or may not encounter them, depending on how high or low your elo is.
>>26789876
Why do you guys keep fucking using photos where the pixels can be counted on a single hand. Jesus fucking christ. Also, stop using cringe-tier selfies if possible.
>>26789933
shave that nasty ass neckbeard, then see advice above. Also, 'birthed'? I don't know what kind of corruption of vernacular English you Canucks use but who the hell uses 'birthed'?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26790091 && dateTime=="06/29/18(Fri)23:38:30")

"Man, I'm starting to get so sick of Tinder and other online dating apps. Even when I do get matches, the girl either never responds or just ghosts you right when you ask for a number even after you've been talking for a while. I guess you really have to be in the top 20% for this shit to work well.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26790987 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)05:06:55")

">>26788357
>I live in a college town everyone uses it
Bro, here's what you're gonna do:
1) Get your hands on a dog any way you can
2) Bring said dog to places your target audience hangs out
3) Drown in pussy

You're an 8/10 and I've seen you post about problems in every one of these threads for the past year at least. Tinder isn't worth all that effort, just go offline where your chances of success are tenfold anyway."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26790996 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)05:12:33")

">>26790055
ah yes, I agree with the neck beard, someone else said I looked better with it.

I say birthed cause so many people say born.

thanks for the advice."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26791546 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)08:08:24" && image=="S80630-215322(1).jpg")

">>26786434
What the fuck is up with this?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26791552 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)08:10:13")

">>26791546
Tinder gold advert, you can pay them money and they'll show you the girls who liked you. It's only worth it if you're desperate and lower your standards for people who already liked you"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26791555 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)08:11:48")

">>26791552
Damnit.
I haven't had any likes for a week either.
May as well just delete the app and re-apply for a social life."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26791623 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)08:47:54")

">>26788861
Well your a Mexican sorry to say"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26792046 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)11:53:38" && image=="ebintinder.jpg")

"Do you thik I have completely fucked up with opening?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26792115 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)12:25:06")

"If a qt leaves her snap in her bio is it weird to message her before matching?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26792123 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)12:28:21")

">>26789358
pic #2 looks like you're taking a whiz on your desk"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26792332 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)14:07:39")

">>26792115
yes. no question."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26792760 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)17:28:54" && image=="Screenshot_2018-06-28-16-32-44-1.png")

"I think I do pretty well, considering I can get matches regularly in the middle of nowhere, and plenty when I travel to cities for work. Always a chance to improve tho";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26792765 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)17:30:40" && image=="Screenshot_2018-06-28-16-34-27.png")

">>26792760
Bio
Also, I'm trying to specifically catch QT jeep, hiking, or horse girls. I dunno if that's something I should specify"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26792866 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)18:04:57")

">>26792760
Doing some ammo can presses to strengthen your spaghetti arms is about as much as I can think of"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26792894 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)18:15:52")

">>26788038
Pretentious and lame af."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26792900 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)18:18:58")

"Do I really need a headshot for my main pic?

I only have upper/full body shots"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26792902 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)18:20:33")

">>26788768
Write something that doesnt make the reader vomit out of sheer disinterest then."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26792918 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)18:32:09")

">>26789876
you need a fresh cut my guy. at georgia state and can't find a good barber?
three out of four photos look like selfies- get a friend to help you diversify a bit.
bio isn't great either but it isn't as bad as some of the others ITT"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26792934 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)18:41:00")

">>26789358
jesus shouldnt be on tinder"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26792941 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)18:42:46" && image=="idiot.png")

"Help me be the guy my parents would want for a son.
I get like two or three matches per week if I swipe daily. Is there any way I can improve my profile to increase my match rate?

Bio:
>I like movies, music, and memes. I'm 5'8" on a good day.
>I want to meet some cool people to chill with. If you need a snowboard buddy definitely hmu!
>I'm watching you focker."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26792947 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)18:44:25" && image=="IMG_1491.png")

"any advice on bio?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26792956 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)18:49:03")

">>26792947
Not really - it looks pretty frickin good to me, but I'm not a slugger, so you do you.
Maybe you could give like a specific example of music you like - i.e. xxx are my jam!
Btw whats ya favorite david lynch movie?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26792966 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)18:53:18")

">>26792956
mulholland drive currently. used to be blue velvet and for a month i thought inland empire was his best.
I have my spotify artist linked also. but thats a good idea."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26792968 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)18:54:44")

">>26792966
Fuck yeah dude. You have patrician taste. You'll be fine.
Good luck in life and all that."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26792981 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)18:57:16")

">>26792941
looks alright
i've learned not to put your height (i'm 5'9) in the bio if you're under 6 feet- sucks to admit but at that point it isn't something that will help you get matches. not really a fan of pic #5 but i get why it's there."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26792994 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)18:59:34")

">>26792968
thx bro. hope you get some matches and get laid."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26793018 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)19:04:36")

"Just matched with a cute bisexual arthoe/feminist chick.

How do i land this guys?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26793054 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)19:13:56")

">>26793018
don't stereotype her. just treat her like a normie. but namedrop some art shit u know"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26793097 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)19:28:58")

">>26793054
That seems to be simple enough, im actually pretty good at drawing and art history."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26793135 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)19:43:42")

">>26788979
"let me guess, you're a huge death grips fan"
silly stuff usually works for me, but i think girls will respond if they like you and the ones who don't probably swiped by accident/don't care"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26793249 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)20:26:12")

"Hey, I had a really great date last Sunday which ended in the girl asking if we could hang out again. A few days after the girl seems very distant and isn't returning texts nearly as fast or sometimes not returning them at all. Beyond that she went on a few rants on her IG story about hating clingy guys etc. She seems pretty uninterested but she says she's still interested. What should I do?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26793271 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)20:33:30")

">>26793249
quit watching her ig stories nigga. i always put them on mute
anyway wait till she hits u up next and then ask when shes free. if she starts being vague then some other guy came in and its 0ver"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26793276 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)20:34:58" && image=="silence my sweet.jpg")

">>26786434
>don’t come here looking like fucking bigfoot or a dirty caveman and waste the bump limit by asking why you can’t get matches glrrrblflrrrbl cock choking noises

Get fucked. I'm wasting an image on your shit thread."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26793278 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)20:36:21")

">>26793249
Don't be too nice, and too interested, being kind makes girls lose respect for you"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26793295 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)20:42:44")

">>26792046
Just ask if you can eat her ass,"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26793380 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)21:19:17")

">>26793276
awh don’t be mad, we need fat fucks like you to make everyone else seem relatively more attractive on dating apps"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26793392 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)21:21:55")

">>26793380
That's implying I'm even on dating apps. The feeling is quite mutual."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26793399 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)21:23:42")

">>26786579
I wouldn't insult all of Oklahoma in your description desu, could come off as rude. I'm not American though so I dunno what the consensus on that is"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26793411 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)21:26:17")

">>26793399
Oklahoma is a legit shithole. If it weren't for those assholes, and the ones in Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia and the other shitty red, southern states minus Texas, the US's HDI would be in the global top three desu senpai"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26793690 && dateTime=="06/30/18(Sat)22:57:45")

">>26793411
I agree that it's shit, but opening with any negative, no matter how uncontroversial, is probably a bad idea."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26793997 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)01:08:34")

">>26793690
yeah, I’ll concede that"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26794005 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)01:10:20")

"Would “Dick game strong but ‘Love and Appreciate You’ game way stronger” be a bad bio line";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26794848 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)08:49:51")

">>26794005
if u chad sure why not"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26794953 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)09:48:06")

"How to open with a mature (42) lady i just matched with?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26794958 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)09:50:05")

">>26794953
like any other girl
talk about her pics or bio"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26794963 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)09:52:13")

">>26794958
Well she has only one pic and no bio si not much to Say. And i'm not sure she'll have the same reaction the younger Girls have."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795035 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)10:28:53" && image=="Screenshot_20180701-102631_Tinder.jpg")

"Good profile?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795074 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)10:50:04")

"I've been talkin with this girl I matched with since February. I think she's cute but I dunno what to do. Any advice?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795075 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)10:52:18")

">>26795074
ask her when shes free to meet
>>26794963
probably made it for the fuck of it. say anything really who gives a fuck
>>26795035
get one pic by yourself. they are fucking U
not your friends
not your mom"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795082 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)10:59:12")

">>26795075
I don't have many good solo ones"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795255 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)12:09:37")

">>26795082
go make one. go downtown and bring somebody take 20+ pics"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795290 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)12:17:37" && image=="Screenshot_20180701-171715.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795299 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)12:19:19")

">>26795290
add a fullbody pic. other then that u gucci"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795389 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)12:55:49" && image=="fdress2.png")

"should i include this pic?
selfie/fancy dress.."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795445 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)13:12:35")

">>26795389
I really don't know the answer to your question, but i love that pic. You should ask someone to retake it so its not a selfie though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795500 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)13:37:49")

">>26795299

Cheers boiiii! Rate me out of 10 just out of consideration??"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795524 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)13:48:55")

">no match in 1 (one) week

And that's where i decided that it was time to delete my account."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795549 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)13:58:16")

">>26795445
I dont really have the costume anymore it was for a new years eve party. No good pics from the party either as it was pretty dark.
I dont smile a whole lot in pictures so thought fancy dress pic might show a lighter/fun side."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795561 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)14:01:35")

">>26795290
3/10 I can smell you through the pictures you greasy muthasucka. I don't know what gender you want attention from but if it's girls then that saucy smirk is not helping, and if it's guys then there's a different app for that. You seem like your life is oriented towards being a 'fun chill dude' and that's great and all but nobody is on tinder looking for more fun chill dudes to bring into their life. Being conventionally attractive is the only sure bet on tinder, otherwise you're just fishing in the dark for some weirdo to take a chance on you."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795598 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)14:13:13")

">>26795074
I just checked my calendar and february was 5 months ago. Either ask this person out or die alone, and in the future keep in mind that for most people, enthusiasm for someone you've never met wanes not grows with time."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795606 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)14:15:25" && image=="2018-07-01 19.54.10.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795639 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)14:25:05")

">>26795035
Bad profile. Your observations about common tinder tropes are not funny or original, and also those are all things that girls write and girls don't see other girls tinder profiles so how would they know what you're referencing.

I know your shirt says "east coast lifestyle" but you look too country to be using "summering" as a verb. And like someone else said you look like you're taking nice pictures to send to your mom."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795669 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)14:35:27")

">>26795561

I'd rather that than be someone I'm not M8, even at the extent of that cost. Being authentic and being carefree is a bless way to live my friend. I'm interested in chilled, hippy girls who have an open mind, smart, philosophical, wanna travel etc, something actually interesting can be discussed anon"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795675 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)14:37:56")

">>26795639
>summering
It's a law student expression"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795717 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)14:49:32")

">>26795606
You misspelled every word in your bio except "fitness" you meathead. I've heard that there is a subset of tinder girls who will hook up with a guy based on gym pics, but I suspect the prevalence of this kind of girl is overstated. But maybe people care more about genetic fitness where you're from and some fraulein might be turned on by a faceless ubermensch torso.

Also, I am highly anti-dog picture but I realize that's a controversial opinion. I know girls say they're "only there for your dog" but they aren't really judging guys +/- based on the presence/absence of a dog. At best the dog is a frivolous conversation topic, and at worst it's a transparent attempt by an uninteresting guy to have 'things' stand in for himself. Nobody will say this because everybody likes dogs, but having a picture of your dog signals 'boring and desperate/thirsty'"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795743 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)14:58:35")

">>26795717
>You misspelled every word in your bio except "fitness" you meathead

Its called german

>I've heard that there is a subset of tinder girls who will hook up with a guy based on gym pics, but I suspect the prevalence of this kind of girl is overstated

Obv. you dont even know how many of these are on tinder"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795771 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)15:08:14" && image=="1471987671833.jpg")

">i see you like nature
>what are your favourite films
>hi
Last 3 first messages I received from girls on tinder. Why are the women on this app so fucking boring?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795786 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)15:11:17")

">>26795669
Your commitment to *looking* authentic and carefree is exactly why you will fail at tinder. Have you considered that exactly 100% of people on earth like to travel? And only a handful of them need to identify themselves with pink and blue hair. I'm not saying you should give up on your lifestyle, I'm saying you should give up on tinder because you are not suited for it (and by that I mean you should have a suit picture). Most grownups, the ones who don't go crazy, realize that their outward identity is not of paramount importance. You do whatever the setting/situation calls for, and the setting of tinder calls for conventional attractiveness.

Maybe you idealize a chill hippy type girl, but if Kristen from Alpha Phi Delta asked to slob on your knob you wouldn't decline. Except Kristen would never ask you that. Meanwhile this hippy girl you like wouldn't decline a date with a successful capitalist, the difference being that this capitalist guy would most definitely ask out a hippy girl. "Chilled, hippy girls who have an open mind" are going out with conventionally attractive guys Nik. Such is the way of the world"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795798 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)15:14:25")

">>26795743
It was a joke, I acknowledged your german-ness later you meathead"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795802 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)15:15:54")

">>26795675
Well maybe you'll find some other law student to go out with, and in that case you should just be looking around law school not tinder"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795826 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)15:21:59")

">tfw you match with a hot girl
>she literally asks me to be a sugar daddy and pay her for sex
Jesus"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795863 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)15:31:22")

">>26795771
because texting strangers is inherently boring, I'm sure those girls don't find your messages intellectually stimulating either. At least girls are hitting you up so you're doing something right, just do the obligatory back and forth messages and get to the date."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795913 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)15:54:22")

">>26792941

>>26795863
Do me. I can take your roasts and could use the criticism."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26795915 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)15:55:44")

">>26795786

Hmm, yeah that's fair, you're right gg.

But with advice with all of that? I like my appearance and makes me happy, like that's more important than what others think of you, being comfortable in your own skin. Like my appearance is an outward expression of my personality"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26796259 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)16:39:03")

"why.jpg";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26796263 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)16:39:36" && image=="IMG_0413.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26796309 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)17:00:34")

">>26795913
Although I love the sv650 (that's what that bike is right?), posing next to it undermines any coolness it would've provided. Lay off the meme-ing and let people find out you're 5'8" on their own. That height looks completely normal in person but people will visualize you as short in cyberspace."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26796350 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)17:13:21")

">>26795717
The dog is required it’s girl kryptonite. It should be a photo of you snuggling the dog however or it doesn’t work as well"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26796365 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)17:17:35")

">>26795863

>still thinks girls want intellectual stimulation

boy o boy i remember when i thought this"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26796435 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)17:34:04")

">>26795915
All things come with a cost, and the cost of your appearance is 'girls wanting to have sex with you'. Do a cost-benefit analysis, how much do you value looking unemployable compared to the value of having a wide range of girls attracted to you? Maybe you genuinely look the way you do because of non-conformity, but everyone else sees you as a *type*, and it's such a niche type that it's closing you off from different opportunities rather than opening them up. I can't imagine you with anyone except the girl version of you. And even if you find someone, it will be on their terms and not yours, it will be because they decided they wanted to be with a specific type of carefree weirdo.

So my advice is don't worry about expressing your personality. Your personality is what you do, not what you look like, people will figure it out by interacting with you, you do not need to broadcast it with your hair color. You say your appearance makes you happy, but maybe it is making you unhappy by driving girls away."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26796446 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)17:36:25")

">>26796435
not him but is my bio closing ppl off from me?>>26792947"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26796555 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)17:54:47")

">>26796446
Well pictures are more important than the bio and ideally the bio kind of keys off the pictures, but I can say with certainty that describing your music taste as 'unconventional' is causing girls to go blind from all the eye rolling. And CS is only cool if you look like you're not supposed to be in CS, or after college when you're making more money than the people who were having sex in college."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26796558 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)17:55:05")

">>26796309
Thanks Tinder Jesus. The bike is an old Ducati 620 btw."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26796576 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)18:01:47" && image=="Screenshot_30.jpg")

">>26796555
good point. about the unconventional part.changed it to "chill". I do make "idm" music in my spare time but thats just with a laptop and some synths i bought.
here's my pics
guess i should take cs out also?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26796580 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)18:02:43")

">>26796555
also i have 30 matches and gotten some dates and fucked a couple times. but i wanna keep improving of course.
thx for the honest advice"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26796612 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)18:10:58")

"Are the X+ matches with blurred images all people I’ve already skipped?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26796634 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)18:15:24")

">>26796612
Not necessary. If you have used all your swipe for the day and they were there before that then yes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26796671 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)18:23:27")

">>26796576
You can leave the CS part in. In case you weren't aware, 'looks like they're supposed to be in CS' is code for 'dutiful asian or undesirable white'. And I can't believe anyone agreed to have sex with you with that first picture, but if you say it happened it happened. Maybe girls will disagree but the 'quiet smile' is the worst facial expression ever invented. I say go either full cheese if your teeth are up to it, or go dead-pan."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26796675 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)18:24:14")

">>26796435

Soz don't mean to be blunt, I'm high rn, appreciate the advice anon

Yeah I get that and ik my look is more niche, but most normie looking girls I've spoken to are blunt and just have nothing interesting to say and can't really relate with them and I wouldn't know what else to do with my hair anyway and afraid of change, especially when ik I'm not 10/10 but it helps grabs the girl's attention, so it helps to stand out"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26796681 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)18:25:52")

">>26796671
i usually get "cute" but i'll add something diff. are the other pics okay?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26796764 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)18:45:39")

">>26795524
F
>>26796365
depends on where you look for them anon"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26796786 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)18:53:22")

">>26793276
>don't look like a dirty caveman
>How fucking dare you!
Amazing"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26796841 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)19:08:29" && image=="IMG_0418.png")

">>26796263

hail marry boys"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26796874 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)19:21:13")

">>26796841

LOOOOOOOOL I'm ded"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26797154 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)20:42:09")

">>26796309
Whats the cutoff point for too tall?
I figred i would go with 6'4 as 6'6 sounds a bit lanky
or just not mention it.. everyone says put your heigh down if over 6ft"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26797533 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)22:41:11")

">>26796681
I'm just some asshole on the internet, if other people say your picture is cute then listen to them. I can't see the smaller pictures very well but I can at least tell they make you seem 'aesthetically aware' which puts you ahead of most of the dummies on tinder."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26797552 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)22:45:35")

">>26796841

she only hearted it T_T whatsaguytodo

its so easy for a convo to stall. they all play hard to get and if you make a "wrong" move, or they dont play easy ball, or even if you do play your cards right, it aint goin nowhere"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26797586 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)22:58:15")

">>26797154
You know they say showing is better than telling, so if you have some non-giant friends you can lure them out and then take some pictures next to them when they least suspect it. Girls don't need an exact measurement, they just wanna be confident that they aren't gonna have to bend down to talk to you. And if they are a giant 6ft+ monster of a woman and they do need a measurement then they'll ask you. Also, some girls think it's tasteless to list your height and will pass you up based on that. If you're 6'6", people will be able to tell from the pictures. And yes 6'6" is too tall for some people but you can't please everyone."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26797648 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)23:24:02")

"So ive matched with a pretty perfect girl, when should i ask her number? Or should i wait until she gives it from her side?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26797732 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)23:57:24" && image=="Screenshot_20180701-235050.png")

"The hell am I doing wrong? Should i go back to some straight up semi-autist profile? I went the normie route and got 0 results so far.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26797737 && dateTime=="07/01/18(Sun)23:59:22")

">>26797732
Bio means nothing if you're not at least a 6/10"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26797786 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)00:27:36")

"what the fuck is smart photos? should i use it?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26797789 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)00:29:34")

">>26797732
That sounds so stupid."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26797801 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)00:34:47")

">>26797737
Maybe, but getting the right pictures can offset the odds. Maybe my pictures suck balls too.

>>26797789
How so?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26797811 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)00:38:35")

">>26789390

cut your hair, it can be half that length. shave your beard or at least keep it clean. be clean. take yourself seriously, dont neg yourself in your bio

"ok at guitar" is "im insecure". nobody needs to know what you were doing, all that matters is what youre currently doing.

and fewer selfies. get someone to take some photos."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26798230 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)03:18:45" && image=="CPhsyH1W8AATad2.jpg")

">>26789358
corey feldman is that you"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26798472 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)05:22:37" && image=="Screenshot_20180630-225905.png")

">Only match is 43 year old MILF
>Message her
>She ghosts me

Lmao"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26798532 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)05:58:41")

">>26787111
Your first photo is nice, 3 is ok too. Take that bandana off and try taking another picture. I seriously hope you don't wear that garbage every day.
>>26788187
Take a photo alone
>>26788955
I'd use #3 as your first photo, lighting looks better. Also delete #1 that smile is creeping me out
>>26789390
>>26795290
Dye all your hair the same colour and use A LOT of conditioner, you absolutely murdered that shit. It doesn't look like you're expressing yourself you look like me back when I was doing mdma every day, and you don't want _that _ look. Also stop using the word normie it makes you sound like a retard. I bet you use it in your day to day life as well- there is nothing more off-putting than someone who thinks they're special or different and actually vocalises it.
>>26789933
I don't think you need to add your body, or anything else for that matter. Please shave both your head and your face, neither is looking good. Take better care of yourself. Picture #3 is just ???, why is it there?
>>26792765
Yeah you should definitely specify that "you're looking for a horse girl", I'm sure you'll get some good matches
>>26792941
Idk senpai I'd date you desu
>>26795606
Use the gym photo with your face in it as #1, you don't have a bad face, why are you trying to hide it?
>>26797732
You'd honestly have to be a 9/10+ for that kind of cringy shit to pass. You're trying so fucking hard
>>26798472
Do you only have photos in that red jacket? Do you live in London or did you just visit once by yourself and used all the selfies you took on that trip in your profile? Definitely delete #1, 2, 4, 5, maybe 6 too. Then add a selfie where you're smiling and don't look fat, and photo either with friends or with your dog/goldfish if you don't have friends. What's up with the name?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26798543 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)06:07:14")

">>26788330
>if anything I should be absolutely slaying
Think we found the problem.."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26798553 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)06:11:41")

">>26788330

ditch the info, ditch the math, dont tell them what you like about them yet"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26798636 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)07:13:29")

">>26798532

Like the colours and being creative with it. & I know it's bad condition, I accidentally fucked up with bleach, gonna cut my ends and re-grow next year. With non coloured hair got me no attention with it. Most matches always comment on how they love it (obvs not the reason I have it).

How would I express myself then?

Thanks for advice with for normie word anon"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26798676 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)07:38:26")

">>26798636
Atm you look like you're a whatever-football-team-is-red-and-blue supporter/ attention whore in general. Express yourself by doing whatever hobbies you got. Take care of yourself, groom your beard. You don't have a bad face. I don't have a thing for long metalhead hair, but you'd be a million times better if you looked like a clean metalhead instead of one that goes dumpster diving on the weekends. You'd attract more than drunken party girls then."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26798683 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)07:42:50")

">tfw too shy to post my face on dating apps
Life is suffering"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26798684 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)07:43:02")

">tfw too shy to post my face on dating apps
Life is suffering"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26798698 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)07:49:31")

">>26798676

See, had short hair before doesn't suit at all and I feel insecure bc with short hair it either a) makes my head look bigger
B) I'm just being paranoid and that's not the case but still feel insecure

Groom my beard like once a week, shave neck, get rid of scraggy hairs on cheek and make it even and then beard trimmer for rest

Fair point about attention whore thing, but in the process of losing weight and my face isn't 10/10, so helps with standing out ig?

And how would one look cleaner besides from beard shit"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26798929 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)09:54:51")

">>26798683
then what’s the point?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26798940 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)09:58:42" && image=="4C1A71EE-565A-4C14-9978-3ED879DA1863.png")

"changed my bio to this and got three matches in three hours";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26798984 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)10:18:09" && image=="1514324944708.jpg")

">match with a girl
>she looks cute
>send a message
>she logs in and responds
>look at her profile again
>its updated, but now she looks disgusting
>hairy armpits
>hook nose

fuck, i just fell for the "front view pics only" meme"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26799075 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)11:00:15")

"is it really so important to have pictures of you with friends on your profile? Who the fuck assumes you don't have friends if you arent in any pics with them?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26799124 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)11:22:20" && image=="S80703-012128.jpg")

"Did I fuck up?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26799169 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)11:45:01")

">>26799075
i actually find it super offputting if you have more than a couple group pictures. it seems like youre trying too hard to prove you DO have friends, or youre "too good for selfies".

also, if a guy has pics with girls, its an instant swipe to the left for me and a lot of other people ive spoken to."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26799219 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)12:17:06" && image=="Screenshot_20180702-121443_Tinder.jpg")

"I just rarely get matches. Hoped for at least a couple a week lol";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26799226 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)12:20:27")

">>26799219
I guess the girls in your area just dont want tequila and burritos all that much"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26799229 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)12:21:13")

">>26799219
You look good. Just get some more pictures."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26799231 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)12:21:55")

">>26799226
They might just all be incredibly literal, never thought about it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26799331 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)13:12:10")

">>26799075
It’s not so much that you want group photos, it’s more that you don’t want to fill your orofile with faggoty selfies
>>26799124
yes"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26799415 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)13:37:55")

">>26798984

Hairy armpits >>>>"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26799419 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)13:39:14")

">>26799169

Lol what, why swipe left if they have pictures with girls? Who gives a shit what gender their friend is, grow the fuck up"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26799464 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)13:50:58")

"Legit question here.

I'm planning to use Tinder to find a third wheel for a threesome. My girl's on board with this and we decided that a stranger is the best option to avoid any jealousy, as long as we both like the girl.

Has anybody tried or encountered something like this before? I know how to make a good solo profile, but I have no idea how to make a couple profile, specially since her main fear is being found by somebody she knows."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26799476 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)13:54:48")

">>26799464
>her main fear is being found by somebody she knows.
Then too bad. Unless you're like a 9/10, no girl in the world is going to swipe right on your profile for a threesome. However, if she makes a profile and advertises you on the side then you'll have way more luck.

People definitely do it though. It's far more successful if the girl is the one doing the recruiting."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26799493 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)14:00:28")

">>26799476
So it would need to be a female-for-female profile? I thought about that but wasn't sure. Thanks!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26799696 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)15:23:48")

">>26799493
For sure.

Just remember, they call them "unicorns" for a reason. I went through a similar search with my ex awhile ago. Took a couple months to find someone attractive and actually meet up."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26799808 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)16:05:41" && image=="7CE759B1-35CF-40AE-87FD-89388BB11B75.jpg")

"Where should I go from here";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26799812 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)16:07:05")

">>26799808
go hard or go home: get their number and set a date up"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26799815 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)16:07:47")

">>26799808
go for number and ask when shes free"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26799826 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)16:10:10")

">>26799812
>>26799815
Alright, thanks lads."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26799829 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)16:11:05")

">>26799826
Dont listen to these frauds

Tell her you're ready to disappoint her with slightly better than average sex, then go fuck her brains out."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26799833 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)16:13:49")

"whats a good cheeky first message?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26799838 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)16:14:22")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26799846 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)16:15:45" && image=="FAF9B097-F1AB-4CF8-ADF0-FD3E56BA2A7E.jpg")

">>26799829
Wait so... don’t go straight for the number just yet? I went with the disappointment line cause of her bio. I don’t know if she picked up on the sexual connotation I was making with the line or not, do you think she did?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26799859 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)16:23:44")

">>26799846
Okay that just solidifes my opinion.

Slutty cosplays, when she can be fucked. Its a double entendre, when she can be bothered to- but when she can be sexed too.

Go get that slutty thot cosplay pussy bruh. Get that number and immediately go pound all them holes like a grandmaster thot slaying sensei.

Come back with pics of cum on her tits and you'll be the soc legend we've heard tale of only in myth."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26800112 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)18:07:41" && image=="S80620-142041.jpg")

"I need some help coming up with a bio.

I was thinking something short and funny to get more right swipes?

Something like:
My dogs love me because I'm a bitch
Or
I've got 2 dogs, want to be my third bitch?
Or
I put the laughter in slaughter
?

I want to show that I am capable of being funny even before they swipe to make them more likely to swipe right."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26800143 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)18:17:45" && image=="IMG_1997.png")

">>26800112
>how the fuck did this work, pic related

>>26800112
the first line might work imo, I've tried shit like the last two before and girls seem indifferent to those kinds of comments, but my sample size is one so data insignificant."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26800157 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)18:23:20" && image=="S80621-035533.jpg")

">>26800143
What about
>Someone told me my laugh sounds like a dying dog and that made me sad because I love dogs so now the sound of my laughter just makes me sad

Also idk about her but I love self depreciating humor so maybe that's why?

Also also, thoughts on bumble?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26800546 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)20:16:49")

"God damn tinder is fun";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26800588 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)20:33:43")

"OK, can you get banned from Tinder? Because I think I am";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26800786 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)21:33:45")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26800897 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)22:01:41")

">>26800157
>Also also, thoughts on bumble?
I get more matches on Bumble than Tinder but I also get less responses. It's full of literal chads and stacys so it'll be hard to compete if you're not a 8/10"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26801020 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)22:44:32")

"What is with the amount of likes you get per 12 hours. I'm out of town and I got a couple of matches but I only got to swipe right on like 15 girls before I ran out but back home I literally never run out of likes. Every time I go out of town tinder gives me so few likes that I can't ever hook up with anyone from out of town.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26801192 && dateTime=="07/02/18(Mon)23:34:00")

">>26801020
I get about 2-3 matches a day with active swiping and about a like every day or every other day if I go inactive. The best I’ve done was sitting in a hotel room in NYC, swiping the entire time and I think I got like a dozen matches that day. It depends on what you’re doing and where you are."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26801265 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)00:05:18")

">>26800588
>>26800786

how do u know if ur b&?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26801295 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)00:16:43")

">>26801192
I didn't mean match likes. I meant I was only able to like 10 girls before I ran out of the ability to swipe and I have to wait for 12 hours. It's just frustrating being in an area that I'm getting a lot of attention but I can't like these girls back without paying for tinder plus."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26801343 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)00:34:28")

">>26801295
oh shit lmfao. 200 a day"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26801437 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)01:09:38")

">get about 7-8 matches a week with girls
>Turn on "men and women" in searches out of curiosity
>200 likes in not even a day

Is this what it feels like to be a women?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26801606 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)02:24:28")

">>26800897
How is that any different from tinder?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26802312 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)09:30:29")

">>26801606
the thing about bumble is they just rank the list based on the amount of likes a person gets whereas Tinder has an ELO system. If you are like a 6 or under on Bumble you will literally never get any likes since you’ll just be buried under hundreds or thousands of people but on Tinder you might get some from ugly chicks."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26802340 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)09:52:41")

">>26802312
>tfw over average isn't enough"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26802492 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)10:59:42")

">>26788861
No tienes nada que enseñarme maricón enano soplapollas"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26802841 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)13:48:18")

">>26801606
This >>26802312

Just make a Bumble account and you'll see. The girls you see will all be at least an 8/10. If you can actually match with them then kudos to you, you're in the top 20%. You'll really have to go through a lot of girls before you even start seeing the 6/10s"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26802955 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)14:27:04")

">>26802841
I'll make one once I'll gather the courage to upload pictures of myself"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26803047 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)15:01:34")

">>26802955
what are you even afraid of? the SVR coming and getting you?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26803098 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)15:23:43" && image=="Screenshot_20180703-152248.png")

""The only thing I hope for in life is a bigger beard and many nights full of peaceful silence.

Swipe left if you don't like beards."

Never gotten any matches."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26803233 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)16:07:52")

">Flirt with a girl for a few days
>Suddendly
>I have a boyfriend"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26803242 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)16:09:41" && image=="Screenshot_2018-07-03-13-08-34.png")

"Please rate my tinder v 2.0!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26803244 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)16:10:11")

">>26803047
Just anxiety and putting myself out there. It's not logical."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26803253 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)16:12:02")

">>26803098
>fatbody, mennonite-tier beard, shitty bio, faggoty selfies, awful hair
wonder why? fix yourself, you don’t even need to lose weight."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26803256 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)16:13:32")

">>26803244
just do it fag, what’s the worse that can happen? no matches? I’m like a 6/10 asian dude and I still get matches
>>26803242
did you remake your profile again lol"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26803264 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)16:15:25")

">>26803256
I had a friend give me his moms phone and I used hers to register. Hoping this will fix my shadow ban"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26803293 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)16:22:44")

">>26803256
Brah im already at it. Just obsessing about my profile because I'm a little pussy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26803688 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)18:36:09" && image=="S80704-08343598.jpg")

"Touched up my profile, what does /SoC/ think?

Any changes you recommend?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26803987 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)19:48:52")

">>26803256
help this 6/10 get girls’numbers then bro?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26804006 && dateTime=="07/03/18(Tue)19:52:34")

">>26803098
Shave that neckbeard maaan what are you doing? You look so incredibly dirty.. The dog photo would've been so nice but the first thing I see is the pubes you have on your neck. That is NOT something you want to be proud of to the point you want to mention it in your bio. Also delete #1 and #5, maybe #3 as well. Use #2 as your first photo, you look the least dishevelled there. And stop talking about your beard in your bio.
>>26803688
I love dog photos man, you're doing it right as far as I'm concerned.
>>26803293
Stop attention whoring about how much of a coward you are."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26804871 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)00:13:56" && image=="1524024160977.jpg")

">>26801343
Are you sure? Again tonight I swiped on maybe 25 girls and it says I ran out of likes. I'm gonna be pissed if when I get back home tinder is doing the same shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26804958 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)00:51:00")

">>26798472
>Brendan Fraser

Gee, I wonder why"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26804972 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)00:57:45")

">>26798472
Is your name really brendan Frasier lol put something in your bio about that"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26804974 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)00:58:15")

">>26804871
Yes I’m sure"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26805363 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)04:00:18")

">>26804006
Yeah I mainly did it cause I love doggos too.

>>26803688
Anyone else got any thoughts on this?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26805437 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)04:49:04")

">>26798940
Women have the worst sense of humor"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26805562 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)06:07:16")

">>26805363
That bio is weird man
How is a girl supposed to feel after reading that"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26805571 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)06:16:47")

">>26793276
how did people reply to this taking it 3000% seriously

imagine being constitutively incapable of irreverence"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26805632 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)07:02:23")

">>26805562
Well I'm hoping she feels entertained?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26805945 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)10:47:55" && image=="shiiet.png")

"give it to me straight lol. need a lot of help on bio";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26806157 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)12:39:16")

">>26805945
Fix the bio, add at least one group photo."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26806440 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)14:33:09")

">>26799124
>Not as cute as the bitch in red though"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26806845 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)16:34:45")

">>26806157
what changes should i make to the bio?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26806859 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)16:40:50")

">>26806845
i fucks with key glock. but ur bio lacks personality
take out the height and give them some insight on why they should hangout with you.
make something funny out of your nutrition degree. could be drinking related or something. also try to aim for fitness chicks if u can. would be an easy convo starter based off diet alone u know"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26806927 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)17:01:33")

"I'm a tinder noob and am wondering what the consensus is on pictures with unusual pets. I see a lot of people who have pics with their cat, dog, rodent or something but I got a tarantula & snake. I don't have enough experience, but I think that it'd make some feel uncomfortable.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26806977 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)17:14:42")

"WHAT ARE SOME EASY CONVERSATION STARTERS TO PUT IN BIO THAT AREN'T CRINGEWORTHY? THANKS!!!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26806983 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)17:15:44")

">>26806927
Don't"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26806984 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)17:15:51")

">>26803688
delete the second photo but lmao your bio is funny. someone once told me my laugh sounds like a family of four in a car crash"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26807277 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)19:04:44")

">>26806984
The red one?
I only put that there cause I read that the color red makes people more likely to swipe right."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26807310 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)19:11:48")

">>26805945
First photo looks good but maybe try and brighten it up a bit?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26807313 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)19:12:43" && image=="esskeetit.jpg")

"Why can't every girl on Tinder just be easy to talk to and meet up with

Pic related, nothing is better than when a convo goes as smoothly and quickly as this"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26807334 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)19:20:16")

">>26807313
See to overcome this, I just apply the “bold and brash” strategy. I either get the girl’s contact in the first few messages or I get unmatched, there is no drawn out bullshit"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26807370 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)19:27:37" && image=="S80705-092658.jpg")

">>26807313
I have yet to have a girl respond..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26807377 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)19:29:17" && image=="S80705-092705.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26807545 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)20:26:03" && image=="IMG_1724.png")

"holy fuck this is cringe, why would you do this shit";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26807550 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)20:27:53" && image=="tinder.jpg")

"I get like 1 match per week since I moved to San Francisco, and most of them are super likes that never reply.
How what am I doing wrong?

Bio is
>Lets not watch netflix this weekend
>INTJ"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26807585 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)20:33:57" && image=="galifianakis-beard[1].jpg")

">>26803098
Your beard is terrible. If you want to keep it long you need to trim and style it like pic related"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26807651 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)20:51:53" && image=="Screenshot_20180704-194304.png")

"I'd love help. (I know losing more weight would help)";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26807653 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)20:52:29" && image=="Screenshot_20180704-194333.png")

"my bio";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26807811 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)22:00:46" && image=="tindr.png")

"Also posted in >>26804195


I don't do terrible, but I get a lot of ghosts when I suggest we meet up. Is that just a thing for everyone?

also my goals are both finding a qt3.14 to marry and also finding a roastie to bang"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26807944 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)22:52:45")

"here's a question: when you all get matches, do you get them first when swiping on profiles, or do you get notifications that people you have previously swiped right on matched with you? at college i get a fair amount of matches both ways but since i have gone back to my suburban hometown i notice it's been almost entirely profiles that i can see partially through the pixelated likes circle

>>26807651
losing weight, getting better pictures (one selfie at the most), and a bio that at least doesn't straight up tell women you are short would be a start.
i agree with this anon >>26807334. imo if you can't close a number or snap in 10 messages, the odds of actually meeting the girl are slim to none."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26808016 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)23:17:33")

">>26792765
lmao, I'd swipe right if I was a girl"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26808040 && dateTime=="07/04/18(Wed)23:25:27")

"are joke jobs good ideas or no";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26808214 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)00:32:39")

">>26808040
depends. are they short and sweet?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26808316 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)01:21:34")

"Does anyone who use Bumble here get any response from their matches? I'm getting really frustrated with this shit. I made a Bumble account a couple weeks ago and I got about 13 or so matches. All of them were at least decent looking. Out of the 13, only 1 actually even initiated a conversation and even she ended up ghosting after a while. Do you just have to be absurdly hot for girls to even bother saying anything? I thought girls were a lot pickier when they swiped right so I'd expect them to at least start a conversation with someone they swiped right on but this success rate seems worse than what I have on Tinder, which was bad to begin with.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26808533 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)02:59:17")

">>26808316
Just downloaded Bumble, can I swipe right on everyone, or is that gonna tank my ELO?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26808935 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)06:28:24" && image=="thumbnail_image1.jpg")

">decide to try out bumble
>match with qt yesterday
>she doesn't message, match expires
>speed swiping today
>match someone i am absolutely NOT attracted to
>she almost immediately sends this

God damn it. I'm gonna stick with Tinder."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26808976 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)06:52:04" && image=="4A76B1D5-B042-4378-9F1E-FD509E38B47C.png")

"I am bad at people";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26809021 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)07:19:48")

">>26808976
cheeky lad"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26809292 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)10:01:20")

">>26803242
Youre a good looking dude.
Put yourself in any major city like NYC you will have 100s of matches np

What did you get banned for?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26809313 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)10:11:40")

">>26808214
"Campaign manager at Yeezy 2020""
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26809359 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)10:47:01")

">>26809313
That’s kinda gay senpai"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26809514 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)12:03:38")

">>26809359
Ok I changed it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26809598 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)12:47:18")

"When is the best time to use a boost?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26809612 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)12:52:38")

">>26809598
I'd say 8pm on Thursday or Friday, which I've read a couple places too.
Mid day on Saturday and Sunday is good too imo"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26809636 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)13:02:58")

">tfw my horoscope said im only gonna get flings this month and no chance for a relationship till august";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26809705 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)13:28:38")

"To be honest, everyone on tinder barring a very few is a complete fucking retard. Just put whatever the hell you like and hope you drop lucky with one of the good ones.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26809737 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)13:42:57")

">>26809705
This is the stupidest "just be yourself" shit I've heard in a while."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26809839 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)14:16:55")

">>26809705
only that's not how it works"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26809897 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)14:32:50")

">>26808316
Sometimes I get a "hey" or a gif but I don't bother replying. It's clearly an app for more attractive people who have a good social status. I think Tinder is a lot better because it's easier to catch someone with an opening line"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26809907 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)14:36:31")

">>26807370
that line sucked but she only wants instagram followers so she probably wouldn't reply anyway."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26809920 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)14:43:17")

">>26806859
I know my bio lacks personality, im not tryna get in a relationship or even date much with the app, mainly to hookup. what kind of bio do you think would be best for that?

I put the height bc I feel like with my pics you cant really tell how tall i am

would a bio thats like "uh grad, nutrition major, looking for a snack" with the eyes emoji be good or nah lol thats like all i can think of.

im the same poster from before i just opened this in a different browser"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26810568 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)18:10:34")

">>26788979
Nice, exotic-looking. Good luck!
Damn, I wish I could be young again and have hot foreign bitches messaging me to hook up."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26810578 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)18:14:23")

">>26789876
Get some pics that aren't just you looking at the camera. Out doing something, with somebody, with a pet, etc."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26810588 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)18:16:29")

"Remind me: do you get a notification when you get unmatched? I'm reasonably sure I got a couple of those, but then when I was traveling over the weekend I got 2 matches that both disappeared without a notification.

Would getting blocked instead of unmatched explain this? I was thinking it may have been the distance that fucked it up, but once the match is done it doesn't generally make a difference if you move out of range."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26810615 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)18:23:25")

">>26810578
no u fool there is no notification when you get unmatched source i have been unmatched many times"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26810618 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)18:23:34")

">>26810588
you don't receive unmatch notifications"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26810622 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)18:24:29")

">>26810615
FUCK i have replied to the wrong post"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26810640 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)18:30:38")

">>26810615
>>26810618
>>26810622
Since when? I could have sworn I was actually notified of the first couple of unmatches I had.

But now that I think about it, that may have been before I switched phones when I was using 6tin, a Tinder client for Windows Mobile."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26811508 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)22:19:46" && image=="howdidthiswork2.jpg")

"guys, new strat to get a girl's number
>it worked"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26811536 && dateTime=="07/05/18(Thu)22:30:48")

">be PhD student
>barely get many matches with a serious and somewhat classy profile
>remove PhD student as occupation and put research scientist
>put up a non-selfie shirtless pic
>suddenly match with far more attractive chicks than usual
Really makes me think"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26811838 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)00:02:22")

">>26811508
interesting, I've been thinking of trying something similar but never actually done it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26812001 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)00:51:04")

">>26811838
do it. honestly if you’re attractive enough, you can get away with a lot of dumb shit"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26812008 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)00:52:34" && image=="b95de1c8-aae7-4faa-bcb7-8224b04a543e.jpg")

"I'm only going for 18-24 goth girls desu";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26812070 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)01:12:54" && image=="767166C6-6A3D-432B-B64B-1488479610F4.jpg")

"My Tinder doesn't matter since I'm female and everything's skewed in my favor anyways.

Have humor at these four gems I found while I was going through my likes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26812089 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)01:18:21")

">>26812008
I mean i guess your photos fit that demographic?
>>26812070
fuck with them, post results"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26812115 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)01:26:02")

">>26812089
Swiping right as we speak."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26812126 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)01:28:16")

">>26808976
>its free real estate"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26812136 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)01:30:57")

">>26812070
I've always wondered what the >40 Tinder crowd is like

Anyone tried to get with a cougar using Tinder?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26812149 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)01:35:48")

">>26812089
>>26812115
thats just cruelty. its one thing to fuck with some girl who will just move onto the next chad anyway. fucking with these rejects is like beating up the retarded kid"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26812158 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)01:38:43")

">>26812136
I've gone on a few dates with guys in the 42-50 range. Not bad, some of them were just weird.

My ex met a cougar that ended up being clingy as shit and tore the bit of connective tissue from the bottom of his tongue to the floor of his mouth. According to conversations with him, they're mainly trying to make them feel better about themselves by going after younger guys.

Probably'll have a lot of luck, honestly.

>>26812149
Which is why I wasn't seriously going to. I'm not a shitty person, lol. I swiped left. Sarcasm cannot be conveyed on the internet."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26812207 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)01:56:51")

">>26811286";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26812462 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)03:51:38")

">>26812001
>if you're attractive enough
Loving every laugh"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26812868 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)09:13:49")

">>26812207
Your bio is shit. Too long and cringy, condense it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26812893 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)09:33:01" && image=="1526966888678.png")

"If you're in your mid-to-late 20s and you want to bang an 18 or 19 year old thot that you matched with, and you feel slightly uncomfortable about it, what's a good way to go about messaging her?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26812900 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)09:36:31")

">>26812893
always make it seem like she should be lucky to even talk to you. no matter if you are worse off then her"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26812905 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)09:37:13")

">>26812893
also make it clear u have your own place"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26812908 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)09:39:18")

"Related, a cute girl at the McDonald's drive through did that thing where she took my card, looked down, looked back up at me, blushed super hard, and did this anime tier smile. How to proceed?

spoiler
she looks 17
/spoiler"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26813030 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)10:40:24")

">>26812908
Put your McSausage into her McMuffin?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26813081 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)11:08:59" && image=="1441344587361.jpg")

">>26812900
How does that work?
If she matched with me, she probably also matches with a lot of similarly aged guys who are also messaging her.."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26813096 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)11:16:26")

">>26813081
basically dont put her on a pedestal and dont try to teach her stuff unless she asks
if it goes further to a number/meet up dont be texting her back n forth 24/7. you got "work" and other life."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26813121 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)11:32:25")

">>26788582

Dude, we get it. You think you are attractive. The general community don't, however. Blame it on the app, on anything else, if you want, or just accept the fact you are a 6 reaching for an 8 and will not get there unless you drop this "everybody should love me" attitude that reeks of arrogance."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26813752 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)16:13:16")

">>26812462
well shit anon, it's true though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26813768 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)16:20:52")

">>26812905
what if you don't"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26813770 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)16:21:51")

">>26813768
restart your account and lower your age"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26814364 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)18:57:17" && image=="S80707-085632.jpg")

"How do I not fuck this up?
I'm tired of girls not replying, please help."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26814397 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)19:12:59")

">>26814364
ask why her is she 24 and still using pics from highschool prom"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26814417 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)19:22:24")

">>26814397
Wouldn't that be offensive?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26814428 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)19:25:05")

">>26814417
>>26814397
Just got home from night shift and got the match so idk if I'm even in the right state of mind but if I wait then she might not reply at all?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26814433 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)19:26:26")

">>26814397
>>26814417
>>26814428
Hey, so if you're really 24, why are you still using pics from your highschool formal?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26814437 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)19:27:05")

">>26814417
probably. but you got nothing to lose
the girl i was fucking from tinder b4 she ghosted.my opener was calling her an idiot for saying the star wars prequels are better than the originals

idk i hate ppl like her who dont put much effort on bio and pics. shes probably just looking for who matches with her tbqh"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26814491 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)19:41:20")

"Is there any reason to not just send
>Oh hey so we matched, what's up?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26814528 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)19:53:14")

">>26814491
Have you tried it though? Females are usually inundated with likes/matches/messages/etc. to the point where you have to stand out somehow. Either your line has to be pretty good, or your profile at least."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26814552 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)19:59:36" && image=="Image-1(1).jpg")

"why no matches?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26814626 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)20:24:11")

">>26814491
because that's a shitty line and if you aren't attractive, you'll be ignored
>>26814552
bio? I mean your pics are fine"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26814644 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)20:31:09")

">>26808976
One of the best bio's + picture combinations I've seen in my life.

I would superlike you senpai"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26814649 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)20:32:28" && image=="ss bandicoot.png")

">>26814552
Make sure you're occasionally swiping left on the really unappealing grils.
If you try to cast a wide net by mindlessly swiping right every time, it limits your interactions so you rarely show up in the stack for anyone else

Also keep in mind what time of day you're swiping. Around 7 pm is Tinder's sort of peak usage period, if you swipe earlier in the day it's possible that no one else is active"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26814685 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)20:39:53")

">>26814649

i swipe right maybe 1/30

my matches are art hoes > 20 always. very rarely do i get a girl in her 20s. super rare for me to match with a girl i find attractive."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26814701 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)20:46:47" && image=="mosquito.jpg")

">>26814685
You only swipe right one thirtieth of the time?

There's your problem. Being picky that way is how girls use Tinder, it's not a valid option for guys, you have to swipe right the majority of the time.

I don't get huge numbers of matches, maybe 2 or 3 every day, and I only do that well because I swipe right roughly 80% of the time. I swipe right by default, whereas a girl swipes left by default"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26814709 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)20:49:01")

">>26814685
that’s far too picky."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26814742 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)21:00:13")

">>26814701
>>26814709

but then this app is full of overweight broads who just attention whore for shitty convos and ghost when you werent able to accurately determine what she wanted to hear from the 2-4 photos she gave you

i guess its worth it for the moonshot?

bumble is worse, i set my range 18-26, see maybe 1/20 teenagers, and rarely swiping right on them its all i get matched with.

what are these women selecting for? do i need a pic of me in a suit or on some fucking hike or holding the swordfish i just caught?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26814765 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)21:10:23")

">>26813752
I'm painfully aware. Fuck losing the genetic lottery."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26814770 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)21:11:36")

"When is the best time to buy a boost? I live in a major city, if it matters";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26814778 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)21:14:08")

">>26814770
Thursday evening at 8-9PM or Sunday evening"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26814780 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)21:14:49")

">>26814778
thanks man. is that from experience or some sort of tinder study?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26814787 && dateTime=="07/06/18(Fri)21:16:38")

">>26814742
You shouldn't swipe right obese chicks but you can't do 1/30. That's way too picky for a guy unless you're like a 9/10. Unless you're model tier attractive, a girl can easily find another guy like you. You have to play the numbers game.

>>26814780
It's from a study that was done. I don't have the link but there's most activity on Tinder around 9PM every day. And Thursday and Sunday are usually the peak."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26815238 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)00:10:29" && image=="tinder.jpg")

"Why can't it always be this easy bros?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26815456 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)01:27:36" && image=="Screenshot_20180707-011113_Tinder.jpg")

"Honestly just looking to hook up with random cute girls and dominate them. Why cant I get any matches.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26815544 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)02:00:33")

">>26815456
can't do much about your face, but if I were you, I'd remove 'doggo' from your bio and replace it with a normal word. Maybe make your bio more revealing about who you are as a person instead of just listing shit?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26815584 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)02:10:48")

">>26815456
The beard. If you can call it that"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26815592 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)02:13:39" && image=="Screenshot_20180707-021246_Tinder.jpg")

"Only like 3 matches in 2 weeks what am I doing wrong";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26815625 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)02:29:43")

">>26815592
You look 15"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26815652 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)02:43:21" && image=="Screenshot_20180707-021237_Tinder.jpg")

">>26815625
In all the pics?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26815662 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)02:47:06")

">>26815652
Why not a pic with you holding the guitar instead ? If you can actually play that is.
I feel you need better pictures overall."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26815688 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)02:55:44" && image=="Screenshot_20180706-235355_Tinder.jpg")

"Here's mine, give me some solid feedback guys, I ain't getting any matches.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26815709 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)03:04:47")

">>26815688
You could be between 20 and 50. Fucking asian genes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26815717 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)03:07:24")

">>26815709
Yea I don't have a lot of pictures of myself, so I had to make due with what I had. I just got back from a trip so I'll check to see if I I any of myself"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26816108 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)06:18:46")

">>26815592
>>26815652
fellow black anon>>26796576
go browse /fa/ and get some basics bro. simple jeans, basic tee and some decent meme shoes like stans smiths can make a difference.
but remove the 5th pic it adds nothing. and readd the guitar pic with you playing.

you need to make yourself seem like the cool black guy who just happens to be good with tech. not an actual geek.
remove the nothing serious part on your bio."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26816116 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)06:20:00")

">>26786434
why even bother with tinder"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26816136 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)06:28:21")

">>26816116
Got nothing to lose"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26816183 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)06:48:46")

">>26815688
make three your main pic.
change your bio bro. dont play up the soft asian stereotype. the girls on tinder take everything at face value. so "trying to get out of your shell" could be codeword for i dont fuck a lot.
make up some shit about you being a connoisseur of fine wine and beer and the best *insert food* in your area"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26816941 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)12:41:03" && image=="tfw an autistic girl.png")

"You guys are so thirsty. I just created an account and I already get a bunch of blue stars. Yet I have to swipe left on most of people.

Most of the time it's just a boring selfie, and then I swipe without much thought to the left if I don't like it for the first fraction of a second. People with unusual, outstanding, or more mysterious photos get more of my attention. Also the ones showing some activity/hobby I might have interest in. I won't remember the generic faces, but I remember these profiles:
>greyscale photo showing the guy sitting by piano from the back
>a plane pilot in the cockpit
>someone with He-Man pictures
Basically, let the picture tell something about yourself. Majority of people instinctively don't trust strangers, so your face doesn't do you much favour. Put selfie as the second picture.
Pics with dogs/cats will affect dog/cat people differently. Group pics don't work as profile, "are you the guy on the left or right?" Especially if they include a girl clinging to you. She might be your sister, but I can swipe right on someone else.

>>26811536
I don't really care where you study/studied unless it's Harvard or MIT. It's basically expected out of everyone to have some degree.
An interesting job will be much better use of the two infolines you get on your pictures.
>>26808040
Yes, I ran into "Beta Tester at Valve" and it's probably just a joke and he plays games, but it made me check his bio.
>>26811286
>How relevant is linking instagram/spotify?
Instagram, somehow. Spotify not at all unless you think your music tastes are very important to the match. Won't make any harm in any case.
Filling in Job/Company is much more important, and you can put whatever there. It's displayed over pictures and might make someone interested in the bio.
You can use Education field for hobbies, etc., to display them on your card, too.

tl;dr photo showing something about you > photo showing you > bio > job > *"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26816973 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)12:55:31")

">>26816941
redpill me on urban planning"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26817003 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)13:12:01" && image=="missing middle housing.jpg")

">>26816973
A well planed urban area will have mixed use buildings and have good public transport network. Stores should be within walking/bus/tram distance for most residents, and use of cars should not be required. Streets should be designed with pedestrians in mind (except the main arteries leading in and outside of the city). Underground and multistorey car parks are preferable to street parking. The building restrictions should be well regulated, but at the same time provide a lot of flexibility to developers.
Thank god I don't live in US, because concepts like parking quotas and 'burbs are literal cancer."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26817267 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)14:39:11")

">>26817003
How bad would it be if I listed my job as "Gynecologist at Doctors Without Diplomas"?

Also, what are some "good" interests to list, and what are some "bad" ones that will make me look unattractive?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26817296 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)14:50:26")

">>26817003
thats actually interesting. just googled it and i feel like an idiot who didnt even know about this shit. good stuff
>>26817267
not her but list shit you have knowledge about and can show proof of you doing it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26817632 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)16:55:48")

"So after weeks of matches with no one replying, a girl finally messaged me first.

I feel like a miracle just happened."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26817642 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)16:59:17" && image=="9EBA4048-338A-4FDA-8A44-FBAD77F0077A.png")

"Bio goes: The name's actually Jake, i'm looking for anything really. I ride motorcycles, shoot guns and this is my third tinder profile. HMU on snapchat

Never get matches, dont even know why i have this app"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26817678 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)17:13:23")

">>26817642
>Why use a fake name
>Why use that pic, it doesn't look good
>Why admit it's your third profile
Redo the whole bio and get better looking pics. I'm no expert but it's pretty easy to see that the pic is probably the biggest turn off for women. Find something expressive that shows who you want them to think you are."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26817767 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)17:36:23")

">>26815688
Stop doing one-off marathons and actually get in shape, you got tits in that first picture. And in another gender-reversal, your bio is implicitly asking the girl to come and make *your* life more interesting. As the guy, you're supposed to already be the one with a cool life and hopefully girls will want to be part of it. Go get your life in order and then come back to tinder, you're not going to get a pity date from someone trying to get you out of your shell. First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26817841 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)17:53:12")

">>26815652
Another great example of 'get your life in order before attempting tinder'. Also there's some dissonance between the bio and pictures. You look like a nerdy side character from a disney channel show, and yet your bio uses 2 swears and implies you're just here for sex. The girls that are on tinder for 'nothing serious' are not going to believe you could do anything for them, or that you've ever had sex before. And even though you say you're 6'1", those pictures are telling me you're 5'6" and I'm gonna believe my own eyes over what some middle schooler on tinder says."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26817867 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)17:59:10" && image=="Screenshot_Tinder_20180708-075740.png")

">>26817841
>>26817767
Oh how exciting.
Thoughts on my profile on how to improve?
Currently getting around 3 to 5 matches a week."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26817869 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)18:00:02" && image=="Screenshot_Tinder_20180708-075811.png")

">>26817867
And the bio"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26817910 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)18:11:22")

">>26815456
You couldn't dominate that puppy you're holding, although I'm sure you've tried with your sex offender face. Also, random cute girls are not going to like matisyahu. Maybe it'll impress some suburban stoners at a bonfire, but there's going to be 20 other guys there and only one girl. And in closing, you have a family photo in the background AKA you live with your parents. I rest my case."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26817997 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)18:40:32" && image=="Screenshot_20180707-174502_Tinder.jpg")

"Rate and hate and help me get a match";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818008 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)18:44:19")

">>26817867
>>26817869
One inch of chin fat is the only difference between you and enrique iglesias. But instead you look like stevie from eastbound and down. If you can find a way to *incidentally* include a dog in your picture then fine, whatever. But if you have to force it to sit still while you take a selfie then it is a transparent attempt to cover for a non-existent personality, and girls can see through that.

Tangentially, what THE FUCK is with the 'send memes' phenomenon. Last I checked, tinder only lets you send texts and lame gifs, and yet everyone acts like meme-ing is even a possibility.

Lastly, this point might be hard to swallow, but westernize yourself as much as possible. Maybe you were born in california I dunno, but some of your pictures look like you were born in a country where males and females grow up completely separated until an arranged marriage. Don't do things that make you seem especially middle-eastern like slicking your hair back and wearing flashy shirts from express (picture #2), or like hanging out with a large group of guys without alcohol (picture #4). It aint fair but that's the world we live in."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818024 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)18:51:23")

">>26817997
Dude I don't even know where to start. Who exactly are you trying to attract here with the whole Gandolf look?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818055 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)19:01:13")

">>26818008
took your advice and removed the shitty smile and the "unconventional music" got more matches and a date tomorrow.
thanks m8"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818102 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)19:13:51")

">>26818008
Well, I didn't force the dog to do anything, she loved sitting with me while I was there and I took a selfie of us to show my friends at the time. Was a few months ago. Does it really look forced?

Girls love memes, I can obviously send it to them outside of tinder, like through Facebook or Whatsapp.

And how do I westernize myself? I was born and raised here. Picture 2 was a headshot, is that unnecessary? Better to remove it completely? It's only there because I don't have many decent photos with a red shirt.

Picture 4 has no alcohol because I don't drink."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818200 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)19:47:52")

">>26800143
>Sent a message at 5 am
Bruh they probably sleeping"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818222 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)19:53:11")

">>26817678
Idk guess im just retarded or something"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818225 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)19:53:45")

">>26818200
this is true"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818232 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)19:55:41")

">>26818024
Hobbits, mostly"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818265 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)20:03:45")

">>26817296
I have accumulated around 6000 hours in a videogame over the past 6 years. You think I should include that?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818288 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)20:11:55")

">>26818102
You're giving me a lot of reasons for why your profile is the way it is, but 'why' doesn't matter, people going to see what they see. I'm pretty much judging your whole existence off that 4th picture and here's what I see: A group of 1st generation guys who feel alienated from the 'party scene' at college so they join student groups and go bowling and play a lot of fifa, and it looks like a wild and crazy time in the pictures but people can tell it's sort of staged, because the only other reason you would be taking a picture like that is cause you were drunk. Is that accurate at all or am I just talking about people I know?

You don't need a headshot, you don't need a red shirt, you *maybe* don't need a dog. What you need is to look more relatable, you just somehow give off the vibe that you don't know how to be around women, and it's mostly the fault of pictures #2 and #4."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818296 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)20:14:41")

">>26818265
no, unless you're looking for some hambeast-lite that is more into cosplay than human affection"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818305 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)20:21:50")

">>26818055
Some days it's hard work but this is what keeps me going"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818312 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)20:23:51")

"How to get cougars? I'm seeing conflicting info online. People say most women don't set their age range that low. Should I just make an account where the listed age is like 35+ and then mention in the profile that I'm actually a lower age? I've seen a ton of girls do this, which I assume they do to get with a sugar daddy.

Right now, I'm not getting any matches with older women even though I get a decent amount of matches with younger women. Do older women just use these apps less?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818314 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)20:24:11")

">>26818296
I thought bitches love hard work and dedication"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818347 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)20:39:05")

"Why would a girl message you first only to give you one word replies. Drives me bonkers.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818351 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)20:40:54")

">>26818347
I've had girls who super like and then don't say shit. May have been an accident but if that was that case, could've just unmatched.

Women are fucking weird on Tinder"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818355 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)20:42:05")

">>26818351
Should I call her out on her shit or just move on? It's so damn infuriating."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818361 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)20:44:10")

">>26818355
Calling her out isn't going to do anything honestly. Just ghost her and move on. Some people just want attention"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818366 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)20:46:41")

">>26818347
>>26818351
>>26818355
they got 30 other guys messaging them. stop getting mad
drink a beer or smoke some weed and have fun. if you got something funny to say or interesting message her. if not just move on until you can come up with something"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818374 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)20:51:37")

">>26818366
Then why the hell sent the first message. If you show interest in someone and then pull that shit I have to assume you have the mental capacity of a toddler. The mire i thibk about it the more mad i get."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818386 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)20:56:36")

">>26818374
what did you message back?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818395 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)20:58:40")

">>26818386
Just sent an open question and that I don't feel like picking her brain"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818413 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)21:04:45")

">>26818395
ehh don't worry about it bro. i got plenty of matches like that."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818444 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)21:14:15")

">>26818413
Not worried I just want to know what drives these illogical cunts to act like this."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818454 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)21:19:19")

">>26818444
options"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818455 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)21:19:59")

">>26818444
you gotta assume that you're not gettting any special treatment. she probably messaged a bunch of other guys also."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818459 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)21:21:58")

">>26818444
Just look at this >>26816941

A self-proclaimed autistic chick from here has that many people liking her. An average girl has so many options that she can get bored with any single guy at any moment. There's nothing to really understand. It's just the nature of the game."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818586 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)22:08:02" && image=="maxresdefault.jpg")

"Red pill me on tinder elo?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818607 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)22:17:17")

">>26818459
>>26818455
>>26818454
The game is rigged but I knew that when I signed up. Next time this happens I'll just drop her immediately"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818626 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)22:24:01")

">>26818607
i dont think its rigged. i blame other men for this shit. just practice on her bro. even if she doesn't respond. if you say something cringe just unmatch"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818628 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)22:24:58")

">>26818288
So you're telling me to delete the group shot?
I don't want to give off the no friends absolute loner vibe though.
Should I look for other photos with friends in it?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818631 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)22:25:38")

">>26818586
if you're ugly, you're fucked like all other dating apps but you can at least do a little bit to help yourself out by monitoring your right-swipe rate."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818643 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)22:32:50")

"getting someone to take pics for you feels awkward";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26818719 && dateTime=="07/07/18(Sat)23:02:07")

">>26818643
phone a friend"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820018 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)06:09:46" && image=="1425367350808.jpg")

">>26816183
>>26817767
I have been working out, I used to be 250+lbs. The shitty marathon pics are the only ones I have of myself, I'll try and find ones from my recent vacation. As for my bio, I'll change it as well. Thanks for the input guys, maybe i'll get a chance to update for more tips"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820031 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)06:27:24")

">>26818643
You get used to it. My first photo shoot was awkward as fuck. After a while you realize that being honest and okay with yourself even if you're ugly gets you the most out of the photos."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820048 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)06:42:56" && image=="Screenshot_20180708-063446.png")

"How good is this got one super like but for the life of me the matches I get they just ignore me yes I'm drinkin a 40 and that bottle of soda got some clear codiene syrup in there";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820057 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)06:45:41")

">>26820048
I'm 20 btw"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820066 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)06:50:58")

">>26789810
They will. Not soon enough, though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820094 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)07:05:23")

">>26820048
the girls you are looking for hang out at skate parks bro. not on tinder"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820108 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)07:12:02")

">in Southeast Asia for a short while
>try tinder for a little fun and to meet people
>ladyboy minefield"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820119 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)07:21:47" && image=="unnamed.jpg")

"aight first time doing this lmao tear me apart you savages";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820122 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)07:23:43")

">>26820119
Looks like the white wannabe drug deal that gets fucked over by the real gangsters"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820242 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)08:43:51")

">>26820119
The juxtaposition of your bald pale head next to an elderly person gives me the impression you're fighting a terminal disease. And good luck and god bless but no new tinder girls are gonna want to get involved when you're on the way out soon anyway.

You also really remind me of one of those independent netflix movies from scotland or norway or something where rural teens listen to too much american rap music and then somehow get wrapped up in a botched drug deal and say stuff like "west coast gangstah bruv, shoots oot to beggy and toopack". There's at least five of these movies I can think of."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820254 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)08:51:59")

">>26820048
20 years old huh? And you said you want "the red pack of cigarettes"? Let's see your ID son."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820280 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)09:08:20")

"How do I gently egg a girl on to go out with me? She just keeps slaughtering me in iMessage games and flirting but says she’s still “too awkward” to meet up.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820287 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)09:10:53")

">>26815456
You look like you want someone to poz your neghole."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820327 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)09:35:25" && image=="venmo.jpg")

"What's this Venmo shit every other girl wants me to do for a "surprise?" Is the surprise that I just financially cucked myself for nothing?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820341 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)09:41:09")

">>26820327
its their version of banter ignore it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820485 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)10:46:55")

">>26820119
Look like you’re trying way too hard, you give off no aura of sincerity"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820556 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)11:22:29")

"I need some help lads. Got out of a shooting yesterday and i will profit and up my Tinder game in the process.

Here's a selection i made, rest is too average or shitty to be selected.

https://imgur.com/a/0LUiXpi

Which one do you like, which one should be on my profile and which one should be the first one ? Thanks, lads."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820670 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)12:27:25")

">>26820556
dont tell me u paid for that right?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820681 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)12:29:57")

">>26820556
12 as profile, don't upload 6 nor 13 at all, maybe 7 as the last one (first and last should be your best). Don't you have any without the top of your head cut off? Don't put more than two photos from the same series on your stripe. Have some photos with you doing stuff."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820687 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)12:31:44")

">>26820242
lmao never seen those films but it sounds like a kind of movie you'd roast with your friends
>>26820485
that's my attitude in general honestly, i know it's a shitty one but i just don't know how to appear sincere and not like i'm making a joke out of something

I dunno if i'm even asking for advice at this point but i might as well say I am"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820695 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)12:37:27")

">>26820681
k thanks"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820767 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)13:10:43")

"So I started a conversation about coffee, any tips on how to keep it going?
t.autist"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820896 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)14:03:10")

">>26820767
Thanks ded thread, anyways I went with the obvious and asked her to go for coffee. Isn't that what you are supposed to do? The small talk feels so fucking unnatural."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820946 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)14:25:34")

">>26820896
Did she say yes?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26820953 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)14:29:03")

">>26820896
Fellow autist here. The smalltalk and requirement to come up with some quirky and witty bullshit to impress them is dreadful"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26821362 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)16:39:39")

">>26820670
I did. The photographer was amazing, i'm just a shitty model and not the most attractive dude in the world. That being said the pictures posted in the imgur gallery were edited by myself. The whole cropped head thing is my shitty idea to hide my haircut which i don't really like atm."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26821757 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)18:06:04" && image=="2447B610-04CE-402B-90BB-384097E9306F.png")

"Looking for feedback.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26821759 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)18:06:36" && image=="5BA46AAC-185B-480C-9475-3B5F43261927.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26821815 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)18:18:57" && image=="Screenshot_20180708-181508_Tinder.jpg")

"Can I get some bio feedback?

I basically don't have a personality."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26821884 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)18:34:53" && image=="Screenshot_2018-07-08-18-29-15.png")

"Pic and bio feedback please.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26821889 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)18:35:57" && image=="Screenshot_2018-07-08-18-29-27.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26821923 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)18:44:17" && image=="1531087060681.png")

"I prefer to stay anonymous so ive covered my face. I'm wearing aviator shades in this if that means anything. I barely get any likes and only got a few when I boosted. Please help me im new to this app.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26821938 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)18:46:03" && image=="Screenshot_20180708-141048.png")

">>26821923
Heres the only convo ive had so far. How do I improve?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26821942 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)18:46:39" && image=="Screenshot_20180708-141053.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26822290 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)19:56:34")

">>26818312
Try websites instead, like Match or POF."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26822312 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)19:59:11")

">>26820327
Report it and move on"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26822324 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)20:02:59")

">>26821884
>>26821889
>Dark humour memes

Don't be surprised if girls open with "nigger". What are pics 2 and 3 supposed to be??

>>26821938
>>26821942
This isn't going anywhere. Your replies are much longer than hers, she doesn't seem interested. Send her one final "let's fuck", and if she doesn't respond, it's completely over."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26822354 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)20:10:19")

">>26821938
>>26821942
Dude what the fuck are you chatting. Keep it short, forward and aloof."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26822379 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)20:14:04")

">>26820946
Okay I lied I just kept asking questions because i'm not really sure do I even want to go on a date ( I probably do). I guess smileys from her part is good, right? Anyways General tips, what comes after the asking? Just bring up something like
>hey wanna meet up sometime?
Is there anything else to it?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26822397 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)20:17:40")

">>26822324
Me performing with fire."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26822408 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)20:20:25")

">>26822354
Explain further. You ask some questions in the start to see if there are things in common and then you ask her out but i'm fairly sure there is something more to that.
t.autist"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26822409 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)20:20:45")

">>26822379
It completely depends where the conversation is at. Maybe post a screencap (blurring names).

>>26822397
They look kinda blurry from here."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26822418 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)20:22:15")

">>26822408
You're going to have to post examples famalama. Context is important."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26822419 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)20:22:44" && image=="tindz.jpg")

">>26822397
Unless it's a video loop, it looks stupid."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26822461 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)20:30:33")

">>26807370
just say 'pls respond'"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26822473 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)20:33:02")

">>26822418
I've just asked two questions like
>do you prefer x or y
<she answers and asks me the same
>I answer and I ask a follow up question
<she answers
And that's it, not too ,much progress, i'm not too sure which way to go with the conversation but I feel it's too early to ask her out with only a couple of questions so i'm wondering what next."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26822481 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)20:34:32")

">>26822473
That sounds pretty bad. Should've used something about her, and made a comment about how it could relate to you. Don't just ask questions, it comes across as awkward."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26822482 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)20:34:43" && image=="hqdefault.jpg")

"whats the best way to cheat on your wife with this?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26822483 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)20:35:09")

">>26822473
Also x or y was do you prefer coffee or tea so if it even progresses that far i'll ask her to grab some coffee or something."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26822487 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)20:36:39")

">>26822481
Exactly, what else can I do if not questions. She has no bio and her pictures do not really give anything to work with."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26822504 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)20:41:06")

">>26822483
>>26822487
I think the convo might be dead, but maybe if you posted a picture of it, someone could come up with a way to reel it back in."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26822521 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)20:46:16")

">>26822504
>ded
Wew, maybe this game isn't for me. Any tips for future reference?
>git gud
doesn't really give me anything to work with."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26822578 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)21:03:01" && image=="_20180708_160950.jpg")

"Good tinder pic or no?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26822588 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)21:05:48" && image=="arthur lange.jpg")

">>26822578
not bad"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26822682 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)21:41:10" && image=="36913548_10156524416151252_3501347439523135488_n.jpg")

"Help, what can i do better?
Bio is in spanish here is translation.
I like history and art, study digital art. I believe im pretty good at drawing.
Like videogames and that stuff.
I dont read much but i have read almost all of H.P. Lovecraft important stories."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26823217 && dateTime=="07/08/18(Sun)23:35:26")

">buy a boost
>not a single match
guess its time to quit"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26823356 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)00:06:38")

">>26823217
yeah probably anon"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26823633 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)01:31:36")

">>26788330
Use 6 as main, 1 as a fallback
Pick one of either 3or 4 and ditch the other."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26823647 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)01:36:19")

">>26788861
You need independence. Freedom in your hair. In fact, ditch the hat and pictures 2 and 3 because of the hat. You got this, artist style take a couple new pictures. By graffiti, petting a cute animal, working or relaxing, something not just out on the town imo"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26823657 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)01:40:42")

">>26789075
Number 1 is missing something vital.
It’s your best photo, but it’s almost a ‘stock photo’"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26823664 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)01:42:35")

">>26789390
Pick a fuckin style Jesus fuck."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26823671 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)01:43:50")

">>26789663
Number 2 is a good picture"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26823680 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)01:48:40")

">>26792941
Get involved. Stop standing to the side like a bitch and dive in.
Get your hands dirty, scrape your knees, bleed from your hands, get grease in places you don’t want it. You are not the secondary character, you’re the main cast, so fucking act like it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26823711 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)02:00:48")

">>26798472
How long is your face/head in number 6? 2 seems fun, but damn 6 is bad"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26823736 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)02:13:44")

">>26814552
Bottom two are solid photos. Ditch the others, get new artistic ones, maybe a group shot, and one of you and your pet mini pig"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26823753 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)02:19:24")

">>26815456
Update glasses, ditch the ugly dog, shave that worm on your lip, get a proper shirt, and start working out. There’s a white guy I know who you could be a doppelgänger to, all he is is a clean version of that photo. Mister congeniality that shit"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26823908 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)03:03:33")

">>26808976
fookin excellent m8"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26824324 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)04:55:21" && image=="1.png")

"1/4";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26824332 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)04:57:42" && image=="2.png")

"2/4";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26824339 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)04:59:07" && image=="3.png")

"3/4";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26824354 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)05:05:00" && image=="4.png")

"4/4
>>26824332
>>26824339
>>26824324
I checked her neice's ig and it's filled with really attractive people's photos taken with a quality camera while the niece herself is pretty homely doesn't seem too out there. Whereas my ig is just poorly shot phone pics of the time I went to an anime convention, got drunk with my friends all wearing matching shirts, and touring a couple of naval ships. Has anyone else had something similar happen? Because I'm pretty unsure of all this and could use some advice."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26824376 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)05:16:14" && image=="E6E2593D-6616-4D5D-801B-829027A10C79.jpg")

"I don’t even know where to go from here";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26824525 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)05:54:59")

">>26824376
you're cute as and itd be a shame if we didn't talk more often, you got a snap?


also
>delete tinder and remake it constantly bc I go through bouts of self hate and disgust with myself
>basically consistently ghosting girls
>now too anxious to reinstall bc they will notice"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26825089 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)10:14:14")

"Why are there only stacies on tinder? Where are the average homely girls?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26825163 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)10:41:04")

">get match on tinder, 25 km
>see today
>600 km
>see other 2 matches
>1080 and 700km

Why?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26825202 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)10:57:14")

">>26825089
that’s basically every dating app"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26825351 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)11:51:11")

">>26825202
It fucking blows. I'm a 6 at best so there isn't even a point in swiping right on those thots."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26825363 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)11:56:03")

">>26825089
>>26825202
How to meet homely girls? I trust them way more."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26825368 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)12:00:23")

">>26825363
>How to meet homely girls? I trust them way more.
If I knew I'd tell you. I just want an average girl but all you find are duck faced thots."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26825413 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)12:18:13")

">>26825368
Yeah I just will probably become a 40 yo burnout before dating that."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26825464 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)12:38:04")

">>26825089
>>26825351
>>26825368
go to a major city. i live in chicago and 80% on tinder are fat mexicans and blacks
yet when I go to bumble its 60% thots and 40% bots"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26825472 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)12:40:00")

">>26825363
>>26825368
idk about homely girls, but I'm a college student and I have my age range bound to 18-22, so I only encounter other college kids and we tend to be a pretty normal lot. If you are fine with possibly running into 18 and 19 year olds, you can find some decent girls that way"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26825480 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)12:42:45")

">try Tinder Gold
>set location to Thailand
>get 50+ likes in a few hours
Holy shit"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26825498 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)12:49:49")

">>26807313
>THIS counts as conversation now
yeah I'd rather just crank one out in five minutes and get on with my day, thanks"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26825549 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)13:10:36")

">>26825472
>>26825464
Age range is 19 to 30 since I'm in my late 20s anyways so I have a big spectrum of girls. I also live in a major European city so lots of girls that use tinder. Maybe 1 in 20 matches looks like an average girl that I'd feel like dating."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26825598 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)13:36:12")

">>26825480
>thailand
>girls
you mean female (male)"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26825613 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)13:46:37")

"How's my bio?

> Fan of martial arts, punk, techno and dancing. Looking for something fun and casual, maybe see where it leads.

> a flag showing I'm a foreigner and use english"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26825722 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)14:33:57")

"so if I follow some girl I liked on instagram, and she follows back, should I just DM her on IG even though we never matched?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26826118 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)16:33:48")

">>26825498
To be fair I'm 19 and she's 17. This is just how kids talk these days."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26826505 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)17:55:35")

">>26826118
Suddenly I don't miss being young"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26827054 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)20:06:46")

">>26825722
nevermind, I just did it. No unfollow so far"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26827325 && dateTime=="07/09/18(Mon)21:09:53" && image=="36847276_1676162899158757_4610504292535631872_n.jpg")

"Any tips/changes you think i could make?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26827994 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)00:33:47" && image=="Screenshot_2018-07-10-00-28-29.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26828032 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)00:46:08")

">>26827994
I like how all women have mirror selfies"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26828162 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:25:56")

">>26827325
3 as main

>>26827994
Get rid of the fox pic
¿Qué piensas de los hombres blancos que hablan español?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26828175 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:28:53")

">>26827994
Try putting something more unique in your bio. Literally everyone listens to music; it doesn't really set you apart from other profiles."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26828214 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:45:08")

">>26828175
oh there is more text

>>26828162
i only use tinder to get followers on ig"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26828224 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:48:45")

"Does anyone know the skype thread";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26828235 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)01:52:18")

">>26828214
>i only use tinder to get followers on ig
Disgusting. You're one of the reasons Tinder is shit"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26828338 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)02:29:31")

">>26828214
>tinder thot is also an instagram whire
Like a clockwerk. How much you take for a weekend?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26828435 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)03:09:43" && image=="Screenshot_20180710-000659.png")

"r8???

suggestions ? pls help I don't know where I'm going wrong"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26828437 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)03:10:47")

">>26828435
also pls no hate for the Reddit formatting in my bio"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26828655 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)04:53:45")

"I am socially retarded but get pretty consistent matches. How the fuck do I go from small talk to actually meeting these women.

I cannot even fathom how to flirt."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26828661 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)04:57:53")

">>26828437
The fact you care about formatting marks you as a little pussy"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26828882 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)07:14:49")

"How do I take photos to make it look like I am really rich without looking like someone who is trying to look rich?

Also just how to take good photos"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26828903 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)07:26:24")

">>26828882
Just dress like a Persian"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26828922 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)07:40:20")

">>26786434
How important is it to link your IG to your tinder?

I haven't used mine in years but I'm thinking about it for tinder purposes.

Also is bumble a viable option for meeting new people too?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26828977 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)08:15:03" && image=="IMG_20180710_131429.jpg")

"Y no many matchez";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26829018 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)08:47:38")

">>26828661
I mean maybe its a /fit/ thing but I if I post fucking anything with that enter enter bs people will literally just say
>Reddit
And nothing else, idk"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26829023 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)08:51:37")

">>26828977
Likely bc it's a half assed profile with the main pic being a unflattering bodyshot

It seems you're likely swiping no on the type of people that would swipe on that first pic"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26829047 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)09:04:13")

">>26829023
Bigger than u tho :)"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26829064 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)09:08:49")

">>26829047
Oh forsure brah, lookin juicy
would've added that you'd do much better on grindr but it felt like an ad hominem
immediately start taking selfies and find ur good angles if you genuinely want to use tinder to good use, ur not a bad looking guy just horrible pics"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26829143 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)09:48:04" && image=="Screenshot_20180710-094634.jpg")

">tfw never have any luck with tinder despite how normie or NEET i try to make myself look";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26829151 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)09:51:16")

">>26829064
Hmm I heard selfies were a big no on tinder?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26829165 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)09:59:32" && image=="Screenshot_20180710-215450_Tinder (2).jpg")

"Any advice or suggestions";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26829194 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)10:16:29")

"mew bread: >>26829191";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26829278 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)10:47:07")

">>26829151
depends, are you anywhere interesting ?
is it just a stunning photo of you ?
I mean literally all my pics are selfies and I do alright most of the time, it's a game of preening yourself and showing off the plumage and if a selfie does it better than a group photo that's what you gotta do man"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==26829397 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)11:47:35")

">>26829143
It takes me a second to swipe left on three people with generic profile photo. Guess you didn't manage to stand out with this boring mirror selfie and I would never consider you being a weeb.

>>26829165
No group pics as profile, unless it's completely obvious which one you are."
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}
}