import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/soc/ - Cams & Meetups";

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

public void refresh(a);

class Thread extends Board{
public void EmptyTitle(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "27132708";
String image = "1526957141186.png";
String date = "10/05/18(Fri)10:54:30";
String comment = "New Tinder Thread
Post your stories, or ask for advice on your profile, bios, messaging, etc.
>Let the shitposting ensue"

public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27132717 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)10:58:46")

>meet a girl named carly caye on tinder
>turns out she is a cheating whore married to a servicemember who she claims is deployed and then claims is actually in prison and says she has a girl fuck buddy and three ex boyfriends just from this one base and she wants to get a divorce and be your girlfriend
>also she has a bunch of stinky cats and a dog in her cramped little bungalow she shares with 6 other tree huggers.
Deleted Tinder after that. Came dangerously close to making a horrible, horrible mistake"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27133438 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)15:39:10")

"We'll, been seeing the same person for three weeks now. Fucked three times. She tells me she's liking everything, she's having fun with me etc. We're hanging out tonight, watching horror movies and dinner. Chill night. Once a month comes around I'll ask for exclusivity... But if you guys have some advice to keep this strong please tell";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134002 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)19:41:34")

"So I've never tried online dating or Tinder before but decided to download it and give it a try

What kind of pictures should I put up? Short, witty profile or something that gives some info about myself?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134010 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)19:44:28")


Out of pure curiosity, where did you match with this Carly Caye? That sound suspiciously like a girl I met on the interwebs."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134012 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)19:45:21")

im a virgin is tinder for me"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134022 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)19:49:31")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134030 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)19:52:06" && image=="Screenshot_20181005-195115_Tinder.jpg")

"I get no matches pls help";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134038 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)19:53:05")

Change your profile pic to something that isn’t covering your face
Change your deception to just 6ft"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134041 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)19:53:28")


So it's probably the same girl. Strange that she never told me any weird stories like that. But this was a little while ago at this point."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134099 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)20:15:20")

I have the thing where it changes the first photo for you the other 3 are of my face and 1 is a picture of a goat"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134115 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)20:19:53" && image=="Screenshot_20181005-201902_Tinder.jpg")

"Is this better?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134216 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)21:03:35")

Yea, she's a sleazy whore all around it seems.
What's your kik?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134225 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)21:09:42")


You spelled weird wrong so no."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134233 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)21:11:32" && image=="Screenshot_20181005-202157_Tinder.jpg")

But I can say things like this"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134260 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)21:21:46")


kik: TheNineOfSwords

Wanna swap stories is that it?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134278 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)21:30:36")


Fair enough."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134287 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)21:32:42" && image=="Screenshot_20181005-202149_Tinder.jpg")

Here's a bonus"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134317 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)21:43:54")

">be straight forward on tinder
>girl unmatches"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134443 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)22:32:06" && image=="pmEAP8VTT1_Lz5e_Z0uwAQ.png")

I've got over 50 something matches, and only one of them talks to me every once in a while, and she's apparently seeing someone in some weird arrangement with her "partner", so she's willing to talk every few days. Another girl said she found me "extremely interesting" but was a little shy and hasn't messaged me since then. Anyway this online dating shit is so confusing, I can't tell if they're attracted to me or not."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134468 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)22:47:46")

I get ghosted by everyone, no matter how the conversation goes"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134627 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)23:55:14")

Judging by your screenshot I can see why, you're nowhere near as funny as you think you are."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134651 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)00:03:47")

">Be me about a week ago
>Match with a blind girl
>I feel like this says something about me
>Meet up a few days later
>We go out for dinner, says there's a place nearby with good fish and chips
>The place is not a date spot but it has the best fish and chips I've ever had
>Talk to the cooks for a bit before close
>One of them goes in for a handshake
>Takes a moment to process that my date is blind
>We laugh about it later
>Drive to a park and walk around for a bit
>Find a bench and play her some songs on my ukulele
>Drop her off
>She feels my hair and is surprised at how tall I am
>Don't hear from her since

It was nice."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134794 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)01:10:33" && image=="Screenshot_2018-10-04-20-32-26.png")

"Rate my profile.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134816 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)01:20:40")

Man she might have missplaced her phone. Just go to her place and see what's up."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134827 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)01:25:37")

"I used to mess around with guys on tinder but I had to stop because its mean and some people rarely if ever get matches.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134863 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)01:43:47")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27134917 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)02:15:30")

I don't understand. The only jokes I deal in are puns."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27135620 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)09:45:44")


Why is your little cousin white?

Anyways, you look like a 10/10 bro, would match if I was a girl

No homo"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27135690 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)10:23:30" && image=="20181006_092047.jpg")

"how about this bio?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27135710 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)10:34:17")

">be me 21m 5/10
>last Monday two girls superliked me the same day
>turns out they are roommates in college and either of them knew about the other matching with me
>met both of them next to my place
>asked them if they wanna cook some food in my kitchen and they said yes
>came home and one of them cleaned the whole flat for a box of cereal instead of cooking
>they wanted to lay in my bed but I don't allow anyone to go to my bed in outside pants so asked them to take it off
>they agreed
>we started watching porn on my tv and I joined to them in the bed (I was in the middle)
>they started sucking on my finger, then I took my hands under the blanket and started fingering both of them
>one of them started to suck my d, while the other kissed me
>night went on like this, unfortunately they didn't wanted to do anything simultaneously, but it was still fun
>they weren't good looking but I think 2x5=10"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27135763 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)11:14:40" && image=="1B38C8D5-D83C-4822-9F68-CB398A37FA97.gif")

>pictures found on pre teens and edgy fag teen Facebook pages
Growing up is hard but it’s about time you did it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27135765 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)11:15:48")

Honestly sounds boring"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27135773 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)11:22:27")

Pretty good memory there"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27135948 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)12:42:00")

How should I carry the conversation? What should I talk about other than the usual questions?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27136017 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)13:04:51")

"Help with my profile I guess, but I think it’s pretty good.

Fluent in sarcasm. Gender pronouns He/They/Him. Avid sports hater. I don’t like cats, they scare me. I was bitten by one when I was little and ever since I developed a phobia. Not looking for hookups."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27136071 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)13:22:10")

"I've been curious to try this but what are the chances for a fat dude? I don't really have much standards so i don't really care about the girls body type or anything like that. Between the ages of like 19-29.

I'd be looking for hookups, something more, or even just a girl to hang out with sometimes."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27136081 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)13:28:48")

What are you on about?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27136145 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)13:56:18" && image=="Chapter_8.jpg")

"Anyone in Dubai that wants a company to gamescon? I am a grill and I'll be cosplaying. My friends betrayed me. Nothing in return let's just hang out and enjoy";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27136271 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)14:46:41")


Basically >>27135763 is saying that your current picture you're using (Replacing Thomas with your face) is cringy ass stuff you'd find 15 years old doing on facebook, and you're 25

I don't disagree that it isn't the best choice, but really, fuck the cunts that refuse you because of that, but yeah, if you're looking to better your chances, this most definitively isn't helping"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27136297 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)14:57:02" && image=="2018-10-06 11.50.17.png")

"What to write my first match?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27136328 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)15:03:38")

"are u trans""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27136358 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)15:14:21")

Fat as in 'obese'? I would say don't use tinder until you're not a fat dude. Dating apps are like an amplifier for however you feel about yourself. If you're attractive, you'll get a lot of attention and feel like the hottest guy on earth, but if you're unattractive it's gonna make you feel like shit and waste your time (time you should be spending becoming *not fat*, if at all possible). You gotta bring something to the table, having no standards can't be your only selling point."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27136416 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)15:33:16")

You, my friend, are what we in prison like to call 'a bitch'. You probably don't ascribe to binary gender roles, but this is a very feminine profile. Even feminists are gonna throw up a bit in their mouths when they read this.

But mostly I hate "Fluent in sarcasm". What does that even mean? I've met a few people who describe themselves as 'fluent in sarcasm' and usually they're just bad at talking."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27136445 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)15:49:08")

Is it a tinder rule that you have to disavow any kid that's in your pictures? Maybe I'm alone here but I don't go around assuming every kid is the offspring of whatever adult is closest to them. Maybe you're their cousin or a pervert or something, I dunno.

And if it is their kid, people always write "MY CHILD IS MY WORLD YOU WILL NOT COME BETWEEN US FUCK YOU".

Good profile though, looks like the sun is always shining in your world."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27136482 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)16:03:59")

Is this your drivers license? You know you can convey this information in a picture right? "Hm, looked 6'2" 190 and hazel but thanks for clarifying.""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27136732 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)17:57:52")

I'm confused. After lurking some of these threads, the most typical feedback i saw was: keep it short and to the point, list stats, interests and maybe a joke - but i'm funnier in Spanish.
I'll give it a try though."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27136790 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)18:34:23" && image=="AABEB59F-4FC4-4804-A621-9FE5B95FC092.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27136804 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)18:42:06")

Also my bio is literally just

“I’m 6’3”"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27136888 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)19:21:31" && image=="Screenshot_20180923-082035.png")

"I get no matches";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27136957 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)19:46:16")

I would lose the mustache or grow a beard with it, other than that you look good and not sure why you don't get matches but hey I'm considered attractive and I rarely get matches anymore
Idk if it's something with tinders algorithms or something because I used to get them all the time"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27137585 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)22:50:24" && image=="Screenshot_20181006-224622_Tinder.jpg")

I feel like you'd look a bit more charming if you lost the stache. But you seem like a "dapper" type of guy so that's a plus.

I'm not to good at this and would like any advice that y'all would like to give out. Since I don't know how to keep a conversation."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27137832 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)00:40:45" && image=="krillin.png")

how many matches do get? t. 5'6 krillin bro"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27137844 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)00:47:27")

"Why don't any of you say what you do for a living in your Bios? Unless you're looking for NSA, if you have a fairly interesting job, why not mention it?

If you're a student, mention your major."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27137878 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)01:06:25")

I get a fair amount. Hang in there, krillin bro."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27137920 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)01:35:16" && image=="o5HS7.jpg")

i'm trying"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27137935 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)01:42:07")


Do I bother with Tinder if I can't get good pictures with friends?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27138072 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)02:51:46")


My husbando

Im a guy btw"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27138203 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)04:06:09" && image=="Screenshot_20181007-040507.png")

"My profile, guys love me, and I only get girls who listen to turnover";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27138213 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)04:09:58" && image=="Screenshot_20181007-040520.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27138555 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)07:28:26")

Your profile looks amazing and you motivate me to learn an instrument. Run me through how your matches go."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27138560 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)07:29:47")

I've matched with maybe 2 girls over the past month, but one guy that i met is fucking amazing so it's cool"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27138843 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)10:34:29")

"Restarted my profile and nothing works. I get "Network Error" when swiping on Gold Choices and the same tinder cards show up everytime I restart the app - also get the "Tinder Team" matching everytime I log in.

Tried only using phone nr, facebook login. Nothing works - get a new facebook the only choice or is this fixable?

If I can fix I'll show my profile which gets me 40+ matches weekly in a large city in Sweden."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27138869 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)10:49:34")

"New Girlfriend is out of town for a week and half
>Always was curious about sucking dick
>Go on tinder for guys
Guys can be such women dude, this guy wanted to hangout with him and 'vibe' just to suck his dick. You may think 'oh, thats just him being pure' in the same conversation he was telling me stories of giving head and getting walked in on, eating ass, and topping. We made plans and I just blocked his ass and deleted tinder.

>Same night
>guy matches with me, looks cute, bottom kind of guy
>I vent to him about how I just want to eat dick and all that
>he's down
>I tell him give me like 15 mins
.>local university
>go to the dorm
>Just making small talk
We both share that we had recently broken up and we got on tinder to do stuff and get over other partners
>Come in, we just talk for a while
>Realized this isn't for me,
>Still, I'm going to at least try it out, to not make this a complete waste of time,
>He starts taking off his shorts and we go in to kiss
not my thing, and it was a pop kiss (lip to lip touching, no movement on either side)
>he takes out his dick, small 4 inches, weird foreskin, but nice balls
>touching his shaft when I see it
small little white bumps in a cluster
>this fucker has herpes
I noped and just left
>sent him a message on snapchat about why I left, of the herpes, and I left

Dry heaved on the possibility of getting herpes since I am in a relationship, I probably don't have, probably. He said he was tested recently, was negative, and had only been with one guy before my chance, and he kissed him but did have the guy give him head.

Going to get myself tested, how soon can I make a test? the possible exposure was last night. Shit sucks senpai. I'll upload the conversations on my phone."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27138909 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)11:18:42")



if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27138919 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)11:26:51")

you right though, got it out of my system. too lazy to post the screenshots and then deleted them"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27138934 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)11:39:29")

It doesn't even work when using tinder . com
Shit application lmao"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27139085 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)12:38:57" && image=="1536166350685.jpg")


My experience too.

I've only ever slept with a fat ugly chick from tinder because we decided to meet at a bar and I'm pretty sure she drugged me.

I wanted to be nice so I accepted two drinks and had a chat with her, went to the bathroom, came back, finished my drink and blacked out. Never meeting another tinder date at a bar. It's pretty fucked up thinking about it, she gave me oral herpes (the mild one) and it hasn't been nine months yet so I'm living with a fucking guillotine over my head because I have no idea what happened.

I've had like 4 other dates and their pictures turn out to be 5 years old when they were a cheerleader in high school and they're at least 50lbs heavier. I don't care how nice she is on the date, I'm not dating a liar.

Sometimes I get girls I talk to for 2 days or so and then I ask them to go on a really no pressure date like getting a cup of coffee downtown on a Sunday afternoon and they get all weird. Like "gee anon I don't really know you yet" or "I'd like to get to know you more before we go on a date". This is after already talking about hobbies, work, etc. What the fuck do they think a date is for? I don't want to tell you my life story in texts, and it's not like I'm going to kidnap you on mainstreet in the middle of the afternoon in a busy café - and if you really think I'm a creep you can take your fucking coffee and leave in the middle of the date.

I guess I've never tried to ask someone straight up to come over and fuck, but I'm not really into that anyway. I want a wholesome relationship. Call me a faggot but sex doesn't do anything for me if there's no intimacy."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27139551 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)15:48:54")

>drugged and then given herpies.
holy shit anon i'm so sorry"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27139742 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)16:52:06" && image=="regresgredxxg.jpg")


It was a pretty mild case of HSV-1 so I didn't appear to catch genital. I got screened for STDs and I didn't get anything else.

It was about 6 months ago an I haven't had another outbreak since the initial one. I take a Lysine supplement which seems to work. I am extremely afraid this fat fucking demon is going to pop out a kid out of nowhere and try to nail me with child support all because I was nice on a tinder date and fucking raped me."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27140054 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)18:31:04" && image=="1413408775659.jpg")

"What's a better opener?
>a comploment like "hey, I like yoir hair"
>dad joke"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27140072 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)18:37:59")

Never ask for exclusivity as a man. That is the women's role. Men are the gatekeepers of commitment, women are the gatekeepers of sex. If you want commitment, you have to get her to want your commitment, and then wait for her to ask. Never go after it yourself, or you will turn her right off because its basically telling her that you are a beta and she is more valuable than you."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27140086 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)18:45:41" && image=="25d71c7b6e8b4c2bb040ce1da07f86f3.jpg")

"This has probably been posted before but: I need help with starting out on a dating app. I havent pursued sex or had a gf in about 5-6 years (been NEETcel the whole time). The last time I actually tried, I was able to meet up with a tall redhead off badoo who let me put it in her butt. That was 5 years ago.

Ive gotten a decent-paying construction job now (get paid for working out) but I'm still a bit out of shape and uncomfortable with taking pictures of myself. Should I wait it out until I lose some more weight/get in better shape, or just hop in? It also bears mentioning that I have almost no "game" over text messaging, but I have no problems with face-to-face communication."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27140193 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)19:13:45" && image=="Tinder.png")

I would appreciate critique.

>Ethiopian/Italian mix"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27140364 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)19:58:40")

"I said yes to a date with an ugly girl (found out later). How do I get out of it?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27140366 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)20:00:10")

You tell her you don't want to go"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27140469 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)20:24:11")


Say you died"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27140562 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)20:49:09")


Nobody self respecting wants a faggot that rides a bicycle. Get a car"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27140568 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)20:51:39")

"I'm seriously thinking of just deleting tinder and bumble. It just doesn't seem to work for me.

My bumble has literally zero matches. Tinder I've had matches but they either do not talk at all or immediately unmatch me, so I get a notification and then just disappointment.

I know I'm no stud, but I didn't realise I was ugly...."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27140649 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)21:29:06")

I think your description is amusing. I'd change your main pic though."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27140721 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)22:01:12" && image=="Screenshot_2018-10-07-20-59-21-630_com.tinder.png")

"Maybe put something else in my bio? I've never known what to write in there";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27140726 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)22:03:15")


Same desu fuck it just go back go talking to girls irl"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27141382 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)01:14:26")

"I don't want to put my face on here but here's my self-description, please pick it apart but only if you tell me how to fix it
>Looking for someone honest, chill, & fun
>No hook-ups, no smoking, no running by the pool, drinks are OK
>I like conversation, TV, video games, archery, reading, walks in the woods, and other stuff
>Exercise is a daily thing
>I have a job, a car, and plans
>I don't get the deal with facial piercings; I'll like you still but I don't get 'em
>Wouldn't hurt a fly unless it's really annoying
>Family is important but I still want to get away from mine
>Won't risk sex with anyone I don't really know & love"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27141498 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)01:48:13")

Get rid of the shirtless picture, and the one with the car...

If you're gonna have a car/motorbike picture. It better be old and you Better be balls deep into it all oil/grime covered. Fixing something when the picture is snapped. Otherwise looks like your compensating for your small dick"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27141511 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)01:51:22")

Anon. It's tinder. Not a facebook post.

Just post like 3 good photos. And a fun bio like mine.
•Is potty trained
•can count to 10
•knows how to tie own shoes.
•knows his ABC's.
•can correctly name at least four colors and three shapes
•knows own address and home phone number
•can use a fork and spoon without making a mess
•can dress and undress
•knows to brushteeth

Over all real catch, when can I come over for a play date? Your family will love me."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27141643 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)02:27:04")

how do I know if my pictures are good or not? I got the ones where my smile doesn't look so crooked and my face doesn't look too shiny and my hair is neat
beyond that some people say have someone else take a picture, which I could do, meant to try that at work but a combination of forgetting and not wanting to ask people I don't really know or that are above me or just old has stopped that so far
some say get a picture with other people, but I wouldn't feel right asking someone to do that, and it would just be coworkers or family or D&D people that mostly aren't even 18
some say get a picture of myself doing something, the only interesting thing would be archery and again I'd need to get someone else to take the picture and I already resolved to have my sister do it, but we've both been busy and it's been raining and I only have one good arrow left"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27141653 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)02:29:15")

"Girl here. show me your profiles and i’ll tell you if i’d swipe left or right and why. This is of course subjective, but i match with nearly everyone I swipe right, so


That bio sucks and is creepy


Show me pics and i’ll tell you what I think"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27141664 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)02:32:25")

eh, why not, got a kik? mine is cordless_rabbit"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27141779 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)03:33:22")

Your either fat or extremely deformed in the facial features. IE: 2/10 on your best day.

My bio has worked for me for 6 months straight. EZPZ. most girls actually think it's cute. Sorry youre a vapid wannabe whore, who probably enjoys getting dicked by neckbeards and complaining how depressed you are to literally everyone.

You're clearly a real catch."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27141846 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)04:52:27")

">redownloaded tinder
>only match I've gotten so far is some Asian girl trying to get me to teach her how to drive

My wallet can't afford that. Fucking clutches are expensive.

Anyone know the best way to take a profile picture without cringing at yourself?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27141892 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)05:40:02" && image=="1752_pearly_penile_papules.jpg")

>small little white bumps in a cluster
very possible that it wasn't herpes, anon. If they look anything like pic related, they're either fordyce spots or pearly penile papules."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27141910 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)06:03:12" && image=="548ush77e1o11.png")

You don't collect vinyls you collect records you troglodyte. You collect vinyl records. Anyone I hear who says they collect vinyls I immediately associate with being a hipster faggot"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27141958 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)06:36:40")

>I match with everyone I swipe right
You know that every girl has a ridiculously high match rate? That literally means nothing"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27141961 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)06:38:49")

>Get rid of shirtless picture
I was told I need to show more skin in my profile"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27142036 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)07:30:07" && image=="IMG_20181008_131529.png")

"im a bit longer than a week on tinder and got 8 matches. (Surprisingly of highly attractive girls, way above my league)
I need better pictures but im unphotogenic as FUCK and look horrible on photos with friends. My selfies also suck ass... What do?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27142484 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)11:51:30" && image=="Screenshot_2018-10-08-10-47-31.png")

"Rate my profile

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27142487 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)11:52:18" && image=="Screenshot_2018-10-08-10-47-44.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27142594 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)12:43:44")

Ditch the second photo, and put one with friends.
Good setup otherwise, maybe switch photo 3 with 1.

First n second photo are okay, ditch the last 2 and be in a photo with a group of friends/at the beach/at the bar, look adventurous, with those photos and that bio you seem boring no offence.

Self deprecating humor is in no means the right thing to do when working with tinder, act like your hair doesn't phase you, pointing it out like that gives of the vibe you're insecure about it.
Saying you can cook is good and can be used when chatting up matches
If you're not over 6ft don't bother putting your height
Ditch the "reader of books player of games" that shit ain't cool

More pictures with friends, if you don't have any go up to random tourists and ask if they can take a photo, then say "want to be in it too?" give off the nice vibe and they will, photos with friends and just people in general give woman/men the vibe that you're well liked and people enjoy bring around you.

You've got a lot to learn, but you'll get there."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27142867 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)14:01:23" && image=="ts77_xOEi7rs7-yCDtkNFU85zSMhvHDGdopzkL4vAGs.jpg")

He means vinyl funko pops"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27143124 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)16:03:10")

"just found this gem:
I love bulls
Love to connect with an open minded girl who would want to degrade my husband with me(don’t have to do anything with him) or go out with me and hang out and just have some fun.
Have a fat ass and love it
60s music brings me joy
In love with the most talented musician
Vegetarian (making my way to vegan)
Open minded
420 friendly
Love helping others

Message me if your interested and I'll send you a pic then.

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27143323 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)17:00:17")

Thanks a lot friend!
I look horrible in the group Pic, but Like I said i'm just too ugly for cameras. I also have that Picture of me sitting on a big snow penis. Is it too much or do girls find that funny?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27143325 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)17:00:47" && image=="IMG_20181008_225509.png")

forgot file"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27143338 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)17:05:22")

"what do I say to women on sites that are more serious/traditional like OK Cupid? I usually say something like "you seem like my kind of person" and try to add in "I also like [thing]" if something stands out about their self-description, but no one's messaged me back in a month of doing this
what will grab someone's attention without seeming too weird or personal or stupid or anything?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27143342 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)17:06:55" && image=="20170523-M2fblY0xTOx0MyBEP6Pz.png")

"How do we feel about /lit/ quotes, bros? I've got a pretty good one but I'm not sure about it. A rough translation would be "It's clear that we're at war, and it's an encirclement war, each of us sieges the other and is besieged, we want to bring down the other's wall but to keep ours intact". It's from Josè Saramago, so neither too famous nor too obscure (he won a Nobel prize). Is it too pretentious? I think a little pretentiousness is good, and the quotes seems appropriate for a dating app. The sentence ends up by saying that love happens when no walls are left standing but I think it's better to cut that part out.
(Btw I'm neither in portugal not portuguese so it's not too cheap to quote one of their national authors). Could you pull an unironic /lit/ quote at all?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27143347 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)17:08:37")

also I really wish these things would show you who you sent a message to
OKC won't let you send a message again right away but it seems like it will let you send another one after some days/weeks have gone by-- but maybe I'm not remembering right who I sent messages to"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27143366 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)17:15:22")

You don't need to say anything like that because it's obvious since you're already messaging them. My approach is basically picking one specific thing out of their profile and asking them about it, to sort of provoke some sort of meaningful conversation, lighthearted or not, while skipping small talk. YMMV because even though I do this, I have over 50 something matches and hardly any of them respond, despite matching with me after I send the message."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27143472 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)17:38:02")

Ditch 3. 1 is a great pic, 2 is meh but at least it shows you're not fat"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27143597 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)18:21:14")

"Got a girls number, met up a few times but haven't heard anything now in 72 hours. At what point do you assume you are being ghosted and stop sending anything?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27143609 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)18:27:55")

actually it seems like the people listed under likes are the ones I haven't messaged, because once I message them and refresh they're gone
that's a bit weird
so just do the "pick what jumps out" without the "hey you're nice blah blah" part?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27143650 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)18:39:19")

your first photo is pretty damn sexy, how bad are the pictures with your friends?
3/10. you have the exact smile in every single photo and pictures 3 and 4 are taken in the exact same place without and with a beard. I see it too much where people have the exact same smile in every picture. taking a picture while laughing with friends may be hard to get right but its another great picture. less posing, more natural pictures. you're not a bad looking guy either"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27143756 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)19:07:40")

>your first photo is pretty damn sexy, how bad are the pictures with your friends?
oh fuck I feel super flattered now
anyway here >>27143325 is a picture with friends and thats sadly the best one I have. (next time I go out I might have to tell someone to take at least 100 pics)
also what about pic 5, should I keep it?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27143876 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)19:44:18")

Hey could you help me with >>27140721? I'd really like to know what to put in my bio"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27144027 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)20:19:32" && image=="cellwoke.jpg")

You don't have to worry about getting matches if you just go out and buy a box full of them"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27144054 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)20:28:27")

Yeah, you don't want a really long opening. Just get to the point."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27144091 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)20:42:01")

It was on the skin on the shaft, where one might remove for a circumcision. Pretty solid group like half a penny sized"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27144200 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)21:34:14" && image=="Snapchat-302509305.jpg")

"Do basic pictures like pic related (which is me) work fine on tinder? All group pics that I'm in I look awkward as hell";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27144332 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)22:15:15")

Get an actual background and smile you dingus. Even if it's just in a room. It looks like you're taking a photo at the DMV."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27144353 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)22:20:48")

Haha had a good chuckle at your comment. What would be a good background in my room? Just like some posters I got put up or something? And my smile is kinda shit since it makes my nose look even bigger than it already is, so I'm all about smirking."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27144380 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)22:32:48" && image=="help.jpg")

"I need help,havent gotten any matchesI'm trying to change up look and get a longer haircut to cover my forehead. I also need help in taking better photos of myself";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27145231 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:33:23")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27145393 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)03:37:18")

first date, go bowling and get dinner. She's 19 but she tells me she's has to get home by 8.30 strangely. Everything seems well, laugh and talking. Kiss at the end of the night, say she's keen to go out the day after. Never talks to me again, ignore messages. Feel really sad about it, she was smart, beautiful atleast 7/10. Only went on one date but I miss her."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27145432 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)04:01:17")

">match with someone looking for fwb
>chat for a bit seems shes actually looking for a relationship.
>fuck it send her this
"would you rather sit on a cake and eat a dick or sit on a dick and eat cake?"
>instantly unmatches me
>worth it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27145680 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)06:30:51")

That's a fake profile with rapefugee pics"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27145775 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)08:04:35")

"So, I installed this. I'm a 24 year-old male in a college town.
Are all of the college girls just downright unobtainable for a bumfuck townie with an associate's? Also, why do half of these chicks post pictures of themselves next to these 7 foot-tall fuckers? "Don't swipe right unless you're able to win a fight against this gorilla"?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27145795 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)08:21:40")

"There's a lot of prostitutes who use Tinder in my zone and some announce it openly. I don't want to use my real pictures, so how do I let them now I just want sex for cash? What images do I upload?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27145841 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)08:50:55")

">match with chick about 6 months ago
>goth/edgy/sex positive type chick
>talk for about 1 week
>it takes her 12+ hours to send 1 message for some reason
>i get bored and stop
>messages me out of the blue after 6 months
>wants to go on a date
>we get drinks (she pays for her half)
>she brought along some weed that we smoke in my car
Now at this point I should state that I had no intention of getting laid that night, and did not expect to either.
>she takes off her jacket and starts leaning close to me
>we start making out
>move to the back seat
You know what happens next, no need to go into details.
>she actually seems like a pretty cool person who I share a lot of obscure interests with
>potential first ever gf
>message her after 2 days
>she says she's only looking for a ONS

At least I got something out of it, I guess."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27145963 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)10:22:27")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27145970 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)10:25:51")

2 days ago."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27145989 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)10:33:31")

"How do you respond to a girl who says she isn't looking for anything in particular? Only few bitches say strictly that they want nothing serious. Bitches.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27146154 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)12:18:14")

Be firm and steadily ghost her, she's trying to attempt to your virginity"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27146208 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)12:51:20")

suck my dick faggot"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27146400 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)14:21:38")

"> be me one year ago
> never used Tinder, autist khhv, not really interested in girls; most guys I've met are better conversationalists and girls always assume sexual shit even though I'm just trying to have some innocent fun (and am, to everyone's knowledge, a khhv)
> make fake account called "Lawn Chair", with actual age (21) and location, right swipe everyone, routinely run out of matches in area, have to keep increasing the match distance
> actually get likes and a few super likes, probably better than my actual self would do
> conversations always die after 2-3 messages, can't blame them, chair jokes get stale fast
> figure if I make somebody laugh it's worth my time
> one day a girl actually puts 0.01% of effort into conversation, she's pretty cool, lives a few minutes away, lesbian, but it's not like I came here expecting replies to a Lawn Chair, much less an actual relationship
> barely 18 though so I keep joking about the age difference
> months pass and she's still around, eventually we add each other on Facebook
> even more time passes, over time I learn about her hobbies, what she likes, I share my own life with her as well
> realize this is the first time a female has (to my knowledge unironically) acknowledged me as a human being with wants and needs and feelings
> over all our time chatting she inspires me to take up old and new hobbies, be more sociable, friendly, accepting, unknowingly she helps me get out of depression and a serious suicidal episode
> one day she just stops responding, I figure she must've blocked me
> again, can't blame her, she doesn't owe me anything
> a bit more time passes, start seeing her in my feed tagging one guy in cringe facebook memes, saying how much she loves him
> genuinely happy for her, unfollow her because I'm not a stalker

Whatever you're doing, kid, thanks for all the great times, for the memories, for chatting over Christmas and NYE, and ultimately for helping me get my life back. Keep rocking that skateboard"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27146413 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)14:26:32")

Ask her if she knows how to play billiards. Whatever the answer, say you suck, and invite her to a round, it's like $5 for half an hour of good laughs.

The best part is this doesn't even count as a date, it's more just like hanging out. Neither of you is likely to be any good, it provides a great excuse to make conversation, and it's equally effective on your guy friends."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27146469 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)14:48:40")

"I only get a chance to match with anyone while I receive a new boost. Once my account is more than 24 hours old I do not receive any matches :( RIP";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27146587 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)15:35:29" && image=="Screenshot_20181009-203330.png")

"Lads, is this human? I'm almost tempted to smash out of sheer curiosity";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27146635 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)15:58:35")

they probably used a Korean filter or some shit
Smash her anyway"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27146660 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)16:09:41" && image=="Screenshot_20181009-210815.png")

Just matched with this semen Denon, so bugeyes is being given the push"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27146661 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)16:09:42")

won't you be beheaded for your immodesty?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27146667 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)16:10:48")

I bet you think about colored people a lot. I bet when you're alone at home you get a little horny like we all do naturally and start touching yourself. I bet the image in your head when you're touching yourself is a big meaty messy girthy foreign dick."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27146973 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)17:50:59" && image=="Screenshot_20181009-174554.png")

"Here's mine. Feel free to comment.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27146978 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)17:51:37" && image=="Screenshot_20181009-175003.png")

And part 2."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27147041 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:16:08")

description is genuinely funny and original, but pick your 3-4 funniest things and write them spaced out like this:

The first date I ever went on was an accident.

I drink pickle juice and sometimes I put every fountain drink in one cup.

Physically active but only when people aren't looking.

also like the other guy said get a good photo with your full face. most men look best with strong lighting on one side of the face and shadow on the other, so get a lamp and a dark room. your face looks like the type that looks better with a half-smile, so smile for your photo, but probably close-lipped, don't do a school photo cheez grin.

go get em tiger, if i liked dick i'd swipe right on you"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27147043 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:18:41")

Says the Indian with a smelly 4 inch dick."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27147057 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:22:32" && image=="inder.jpg")

"No niggardliness person pls";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27147084 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:31:20" && image=="Screenshot_20181009-152956_Tinder.jpg")

"I need help";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27147085 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:31:24" && image=="Screenshot_20180907-193652.png")

Thx man, hopefully I'll find my waifu.
Here's some schadenfreude for you."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27147088 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:32:50")

>Swipe left if you own a gun
If you're in the US that's why. Don't put stupid political shit on your profile."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27147093 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:34:22")

I need help sexing her"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27147097 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)18:35:40")

Reconsider, someone like that is probably going to Kavanaugh you."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27147687 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)21:55:18")

"I have more of a technical question. I stopped swiping for a little while because I got busy with college and I had a couple of dates lined up so I just didn't really need to. I've gotten back in to it after like two weeks of not swiping much and now I'm getting like three or four matches a day when before I'd only get like one or two a week. Is it possible they push your profile more if you've been away for a while to incentivize using it more again?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27147872 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)22:36:32")

"don't have an acc but am flirting with bio idea, any input would be appreciated
>the more serious one
likes: atmospheric music, huskies, cold weather, and miyazaki movies
dislikes: zucchini. just zucchini

>and the meme one
i just wanna find someone who will look at me the way george bush looks at oil"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27148120 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)23:23:31")

seems like a really dated joke

what about the way trump looks at ivanka?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27148272 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)23:45:24")

i just feel like trump jokes are low hanging fruit
then again it's tinder in a city so all the girls are gonna be dems anyways so it'd probably kill"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27148452 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)00:21:38" && image=="f48e60ee-fdf7-41ca-8e69-7986385b2524~2.jpg")

who is that??"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27148511 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)00:34:50" && image=="Screenshot_20181010-053106.png")

"I'm clearly doing something wrong. Average 2 matches a week. Fatties love me and the sexual frustration is making them more and more tempting.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27148642 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)01:13:13")

">be me a few years ago, in the middle of a year long backpacking trip in Australia
>hopping from town to town, attempting to hook up with tinder sloots along the way with moderate success
>somehow manage to convince a match in Perth to go to a nude beach for a first date
>she's a really tiny and fit qt black british chick
>we meet at the train station and take the train together to the beach
>get there and get naked
>go swimming, walk around, lay out in the sun for a while
>surprisingly not awkward at all considering the very awkward circumstances but also not very flirty or sexual, so I can't tell if I'm gonna get laid or not
>I'm constantly trying to fight off getting a boner but she eventually suggests going further down the beach away from the people
>I say fuck it and just let my boner fly, which immediately heats things up a little bit
>end up playing a very mild game of truth or dare that doesn't really lead anywhere sexually
>it starts getting dark, I figure it's now or never to make my move
>she starts lifting her head up towards me, clearly wanting me to kiss her
>minutes later I'm balls deep with her riding on top of me
>fuck for a solid 15 minutes on the beach, but neither of us finish
>get dressed and catch the train back home

She messaged me the next few days and definitely wanted to meet up again, but I was busy and ended up leaving town a few days later. Easily my best tinder story though. I still jerk off all the time while thinking about it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27149200 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)05:30:03")

Now this is some genuine incel LARP right here. Gotta have some imagina when you got no vagina."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27149229 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)05:54:11")

"What do if living in a foreign country now but don't know the language?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27149366 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)07:18:03")

Not Indian"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27149615 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)09:46:36")

"i would delete pic 2 (makes you look really short) and 5 (the overall makes you look like you work in garbage disposal or smth)";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27149618 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)09:47:52")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27149818 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)11:17:39")

Kek. Anyways use your third pic as your first pic and lose the shirtless pic."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27150023 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)13:09:30")

"Is it ever okay to go MIA for like a day or two? I'm currently seeing a new person, three weeks talking, hanging out, sleeping together etc. I want to give her some space, she hasn't hinted at it but last night I asked her if she wanted to hangout which her reply was "I'm too tired tonight" I replied ok, this morning she texted again with "morning I'm working late tonight" I haven't replied back. I don't want to be a paranoid but maybe she's subtlety letting me know she wants space? Or am I reading too much into it. Hence leaving her a lone for a day or two";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27150576 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)17:18:20" && image=="IMG_0650.png")

"Should I use less pictures ? I feel like more than 6 may be overwhelming";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27150682 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)17:47:34")

"When are you supposed to tell your match that you've never been in a relationship before that has lasted longer than party hook ups and summer (vacation) flings? 30 year old M.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27150849 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)18:38:02")

yeah 5-6 is a good amount
pic 3, 5 and 7 are incredibly fucking good pics, you better put them in the front!
I'd remove 8 and 2 desu. good shit otherwise my frend"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27150873 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)18:44:38")

nice trips

but look further, lose that motherfucking horrible stache"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27150923 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)19:03:25")

Please lord tell me this is ironic"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27151026 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)19:34:57" && image=="Screenshot_20181010-193358.png")

"Average 0 matches a week

I know my pictures aren't super, but damn am I really that below average?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27151054 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)19:45:50")


Don’t list your hobbies, let your pics speak for yourself. Don’t let the no matches get you down. Tinder is shit"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27151079 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)19:59:00")

Thanks, just that my friends have literally hundreds of matches and keep talking about it. Definitely amplifies my insecurities"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27151234 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)20:48:41")

">get on Tinder, match with hot young thing
>she seems very eager for sex...
>more eager than me and I’m a very horny dude
>keep looking at her pics, fuck she’s hot
>she shows me tits and ass, no pussy
>she keeps asking me if I like anal...
>ask to see pussy on drive out to meet her
>she finally admits she’s a Trans...
>I don’t roll like that, turn it down."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27151250 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)20:52:35")

Sounds like she’s going dark on you. Only way to find out is to be confident, say you’re coming over to Netflix and chill, or invite her over. She shoots you down a third time I’d bounce. You’ll forget about her when you start fucking the new one."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27151278 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)20:59:28")

Wouldn’t that also make you a faggot?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27151342 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)21:16:54")


I don’t know why it is. I’m not bad looking myself but when I do match they don’t respond. Try other dating apps or doing it in person. Tinder is a confidence killer."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27151353 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)21:20:08")

You don't. Fake it till you make it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27151553 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)22:29:51")

Are you looking to actually date? If so just don't bring it up, if she asks you what the longest you've been in a relationship is you just tell her the truth my dude"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27151560 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)22:32:22")

"Would putting in my description that I'm a CS bomb my chances on the app?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27151561 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)22:32:37")

"Looking to trade Tinder nudes, quality only I got a ton";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27151707 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)23:37:04" && image=="0C9894E4-BB9A-4533-B3B0-54C7AB4D46CC.jpg")

"Can you tell how much I’ve stopped caring?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27151813 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)00:14:21")



if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27151945 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)01:07:31")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27151969 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)01:19:45")

Your photos give the impression that you’re 5’5 or less. That could detour some girls"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27152036 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)01:53:38")

I cringed"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27152046 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)01:56:49")

Everyone forgets this."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27152048 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)01:57:51")

Not detour. Also:
If that's an issue it'll still be when they meet."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27152276 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)04:10:07")

don't worry, to have success on tinder you really just need to be in this sweet spot of being decent looking, and living in a populated area. I live in the midwest (shitty fucking small town in ohio), and my first tinder went well enough. About 30 something matches. After I made a new one, I could only get about 10 matches before I stopped getting likes altogether. I haven't gotten a like in two weeks now."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27152384 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)05:37:56")

Agree with this guy - very well said"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27152403 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)05:50:09")

"Moderately successful guy here, and I’m going to post this on /adv/ too for the hell of it

Why are women so likely to ghost or be offended at the prospect of the full body picture? it’s obvious the idea is to check out their bodies. The only discernible reason I can think of is insecurity but some of the girls I’ve asked who ghosted did not have fat faces and I fail to think every woman I’ve asked for a full body who didn’t send one was like severely mentally ill wnd insecure or something"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27152408 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)05:51:51" && image=="E21738F9-7445-4380-9F9F-00E7F975F1B9.png")

Make your fourth picture your first

Any advice for mine ?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27152415 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)05:56:18")

Because it's a creepy thing to ask? If you're unsure if they're fat then they are fat. Think about it like this. You put your best of the best photos of yourself on Tinder. Girls do the same, but are probably more conscious. So if someone is uploading they're 1% best photos and you're unsure if they're fat. Then they are fucking fat."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27152455 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)06:25:37")

Yes, a was ironic."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27152457 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)06:26:49")

which other apps?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27152481 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)06:38:27")

"Moved to Italy for work. Most profiles are obviously Italian. If you don't know the language what should you even put on yours?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27152686 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)08:49:24")

She initiated a text around 3pm. Asked how I was doing etc. Then she texted again at 830pm telling me just got off work. We're going to a haunted house this Saturday. I'll ask if she wants to hang out tonight. Will report back. She's also on her cycle. She made it clear last time we fucked she was beginning it in a day."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27152879 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)11:00:58" && image=="271325D4-E247-4AAF-AA89-D2E89F6694F5.png")

"About me:
Easygoing, relaxed, quietly ambitious, and an adventurer in bursts. Slavic trash society.

Do I just need to be more jacked/clearly wealthy to get matches? I don’t feel like I’m fugly."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27152883 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)11:03:21")

Because your beard is only present on the outermost layer of your face, you look like someone drew a circle around your head with a magic marker. Fix your facial hair, bro."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27152888 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)11:05:29")

Get rid of 8,2,1"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27152892 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)11:07:46")

I don’t even know where to start with this one."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27152893 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)11:08:07")

I'd get rid of the bottom right photo, it's kinda trashy. But all in all you look like a decent dude. Not fugly at all."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27152907 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)11:14:59")

Alright will do.
Found your post from earlier and not sure what to tell you. Your profile looks fine to me. You seem like good vibes and that comes through on your photos. Maybe get rid of picture 4 just to bring your total down to six. What’s your about me look like?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27153042 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)12:34:27" && image=="1522592944221.jpg")

"4'11 actual midget here (male)

im debating on making a tinder. I dont think i have a chance.

suggestings? (killing my self is not one.)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27153054 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)12:40:08")

Well that just takes time, I’m 23 it hasn’t connected from the jawline to the cheeks yet"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27153310 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)14:29:45")

"I was reading zoosk statistics and it said that glasses and cars decrease messages
what do you guys think of this autism"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27153321 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)14:33:49" && image=="7942671C-55F6-44E7-ADE2-30B18A828C88.jpg")

"Made a couple edits to mine. What do you think?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27153464 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)15:22:27")


I like that you stopped giving a shit do whatever you want Tinder is shit anyway"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27153470 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)15:23:29")

Find it so weird that you don't get matches, you are such a qt imo. What's the rest of your bio? Move to England and I'll match with you bb"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27153480 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)15:26:46")


Just Hinge"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27153573 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)15:56:29")

You look fine dude. If tinder isn't working try talking to girls outside of it. Tinder is 5-6/10 girls aiming for 9s. If you're a solid 6-8 it's tricky."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27153640 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)16:20:48")


My thoughts exactly"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27153671 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)16:36:46" && image=="1538328616222.jpg")

Holy hell, I don't usually respond to this shit. I usually don't even hang out at this board. /soc/ is gay.

However, you present youreself as the pinnacle of a neckbeard. Delete pic 1, 2, 8, 9. Make 5 your first/primary. You look sort of normal/cool there. Shave and cut your hair. You might think that "nah I look cool with a beard. Let's the world know I don't care #yolo", but no. It doesn't. You just look like a bum who can't take care of himself.

You got a lot going for you. Don't fuck it up."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27154071 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)19:16:40")

"Say I finally after over 5 rounds of playing this god forsaken game manage to land a date. Should I give her a hug when we meet or just casually start chatting and see how things go from there.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27154167 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)20:02:41")

"Tinder works my accounts couple years old still gets match";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27155224 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:29:03" && image=="20181012_022731.jpg")

"Any feedback or advice is appreciated.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27155391 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:30:27" && image=="Screenshot_20181012-022948.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27155455 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)03:03:37")

You look very alone in your pictures. Do you have any good pictures with people? Or in more social settings?

Shave, wear a different shirt, then go retake that picture.

You're coming off as a guy who's been rejected so many times that he can't be assed to put the effort in anymore. So, y'know ... put in some effort. Tell people about yourself. Be clever about it.

Get a good picture of yourself looking at the camera and smiling. Or just with a dog. That worked for me. Also agreed that flipping off the camera is dumb. You're not in middle school.

Yes it's okay. Have some patience."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27155463 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)03:09:08")

I'd say lead in with pic 3 and follow up with a social pic. Then just mix around between fun and glamorous. Using too many pretty solo pics makes your life look staged and vapid. This ain't instagram."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27155549 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:16:37" && image=="D129D50D-FF4B-4F52-9346-157D4BBD24E9.gif")

"Got my dick sucked twice in the same night
>10/10 app"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27155561 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:23:20")

No hugs. Be casual and if thing hit off right hug and/or kiss then."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27155584 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:42:34" && image=="351EBAE1-C717-4927-B5E4-4AE0236A22A8.png")

"Is my profile too goofy? I got a date but now she's ghosting me :/";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27155603 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:58:59")

Ayy, big ups on the Givers shirt. Yeah, it's too much. I think the "this could be you" one is good, definitely keep that one if any. Lead with it if you keep it. Maybe one or two uncensored celebrity pics after. Also get a pic outside? Your profile tells me you just hang out in venues with a hat on."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27156038 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:28:44" && image=="43268400_2099345043480056_6099931519801884672_o.jpg")

"Tinder is getting stale lately, so I was thinking about deliting my account and making a new one, what's the right way of doing this now that they require you to log with facebook?

Thanks for the help, pic unrelated"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27156083 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:55:17" && image=="20181012_165424.png")

"Main concerns are my pic and mentioning vidja games, i personally like my pic but I'm also fucking retarded so theres that";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27156144 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)10:27:00")

Just be yourself man. Legit, if you are good looking enough and play your cards right, tinder is an infinite source of pussy."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27156146 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)10:28:26")

Yes, absolutely. Dude if it wasnt for tinder, id still be a virgin."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27156158 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)10:35:30")

I don't, I'm a fairly solitary person, just
making efforts to be more social and tinder is part of it. I kept photo count low to compensate, but should I go right down to one? My concern with one is that it will seem overly cherry picked but then maybe its fine. Maybe I'm overthinking it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27156209 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)11:04:08")

it's worth a shot if you feel like it could help and they don't require you to log in with facebook, I just made my tinder and I didn't use facebook."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27156217 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)11:13:28")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27156220 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)11:14:31")

you fucking ruined your profile"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27156374 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:03:32" && image=="0B5389C0-66C7-46A3-9BFD-812926C2046D.png")

"Added in this bit at the end about moving to Australia next week, so it’s clear that I’m really not trying to make this a thing right now.
After I move I’ll write a more serious bio, with facts about me and stuff.

Either that or something like “I’m usually one to take things slow, but if we aren’t quick about this, I’ll get deported soon.”"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27156605 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:48:47" && image=="78563BD8-5195-427F-B60C-A42037E24A36.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27156617 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:56:12")

You browse /mu/ don't you?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27156622 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:59:18")

My job revolves around going to concerts, so obviously"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27156735 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)15:09:06")

damn alpha.. 3 girls"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27156761 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)15:26:26" && image=="2018-10-12_15.24.47.jpg")

"Oh boy here we go lads, first match.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27156910 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)16:46:17" && image=="1537363128559.png")

"I'm going to Belgium soon as an American. Do European girls use tinder alot? Do they have partialness to black guys? These are burning questions.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27156932 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)16:55:58")

that was terrible..... u gotta get some sort of connection and get htem interested then hold back and hope they chase u... not beg for snapchats"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27156972 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)17:13:08")

She's responding quick and laughing too much. Ya boy's already in."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27157003 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)17:26:57")

Deffo use tinder! And... well I'm a white eu lady and I am most certainly attracted to black guys. So I guess thats +1"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27157018 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)17:35:32" && image=="Screenshot_20181013-003117.jpg")

Added a pic"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27157049 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)17:49:42")

Yeah it actually worked lmao, I'm snapping her rn"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27157051 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)17:50:26")

Which country?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27157068 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)18:01:37")

I am in Sweden ATM"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27157074 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)18:06:24")

pratar du svenska"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27157079 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)18:07:49")

"snap Twinsmoma1982";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27157094 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)18:12:51")


Now kiss

I still feel like Tinder in Sweden sucks, nobody wants to see one another when we match."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27157103 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)18:16:38")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27157128 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)18:21:58")

Can be a bit of that I guess. But I am always up for meeting if we've had a somewhat entertaining conversation. shrug.

Jag pratar en lite svenska, jag lära mig svenska eftersom
jag kommer från england"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27157142 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)18:27:54")

Well if you're ever in Lund or Malmö then hit me up, or if you or anyone else in a similar position wants to expand their friend zone they could download Meetup app because they have a few international groups that meet up.
kik: MirreMicke"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27157155 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)18:36:12")

too south! meetup app? hm didnt know about that, thanks. I dont really do kik, hate typing on my phone."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27157161 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)18:37:34")

">No matches for a month
>Take new pics, reset account
>No matches

Didn't think I was *that* ugly, goddamn. Oh well."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27157181 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)18:45:45")

Meetup has a lot of cool stuff and some sneaky group activities that they make you pay to join, which you can just ignore.

I've been to a nature hike, museum visit and fika from the meetup app. If I lived in Malmö (90% of groups exist there in Skåne) I'd create my own group events.

I bet Stockholm has plenty more or whichever city you're in."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27157187 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)18:46:44")

For someone who doesn't give a shit about the app you're putting in so much effort to show others just how much you don't care.

I bet you think this is amusing but I guarantee you no female will find it such."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27157225 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)19:00:33" && image=="tprof.png")

Same, I dunno what else I can do besides give up."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27157258 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)19:11:32" && image=="Screenshot_20181013-020428.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27157290 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)19:23:19")

damn... tfw not chad"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27157344 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)19:47:13")

Swipe left."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27157598 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)21:39:13")

plz elaborate how did you do it and did you tell the girl if you were a virgin?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27157646 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)22:04:22" && image=="Screenshot_20181013-035938_Tinder.jpg")

"honestly i get like 50 matches a week but never manage to connect with anyone because i only communicate in sarcastic ironic humor at this point.

im not npc enough to pick up women like candy, i literally cant small talk them at all, who wants my matches so you can give it a shot."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27157889 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)00:09:20")

Why do people do this?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27157894 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)00:11:52")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27158275 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)03:17:30")

suicide is always an option. never let anyone strip you of that right"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27158584 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)06:42:56")

"made tinder account and immediatly it says i have been liked. Is this true or just trick to get me buy tinder gold to see it?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27158618 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)07:05:19")

depends. if you've already uploaded at least one photo, someone might have already swiped right on you. the first time I made one I had 3 likes before I finished my profile.
Tinder also gives new profiles a noob boost for a while so they can keep you interested in the app. If you're decent looking or ber, you could pretty much get up to 10 or more matches the same day you make an account because of the noob boost."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27158622 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)07:07:28")

*or better, sorry it's late/early"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27158624 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)07:07:45")

I see, i guess it was true, because now that i started swiping, i already got one match, so maybe she was who was already like me"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27158646 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)07:25:53")

What, are you gay or something?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27158702 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)08:14:13")

You should probably mention in your profile that you’re too autistic to hold a conversation so you just want dtf matches"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27158875 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)10:20:16")

"How do i get courage to start chatting with my matches :/
Also what i should chat with them and how to start chatting?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27159035 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)11:33:36" && image=="DA36E60C-D3DF-485F-BCA1-4E97C2C55D68.jpg")

"Just remember, they’re only sluts til you give them that good d";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27159079 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)11:56:17" && image=="453BC027-3449-4723-AACF-320C20F59F78.png")

"So I matched with this girl on tinder she message first, agreed to fuck, and gave me her number. How do I know it’s not a bot?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27159162 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)12:34:30")

tell her to snapchat you dhu"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27159196 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)12:45:12")

does everybody have snapchat nowadays? am I completely out of touch or is this an american thing?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27159214 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)12:59:30")

"Just had a date and it was really awkard and nervous from my side. She gave me a chance to fix myself in a kiss but i fucked it up lmao.
I moved to the usa 2 years ago and I became really socially anxious since then cuz of language&culture difference. What to do if I feel like I don't belong here but I don't want to return to my shithole?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27159430 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)14:52:37")

I am far from being a Chad lol. I guess some women like the autism"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27159431 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)14:55:05")

"Can't remember the last time I got a match with someone.

Should I just lower my standards or keep trying until I match with some hot broad that has a taste for mediocre-looking men who like cats?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27159436 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)15:00:47" && image=="1539457245655.jpg")

"She gaved me sc";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27159667 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)16:47:04" && image=="Screenshot_20181013-153801.png")

"Any advice. I've made two fwb over a year but both have moved. Have gone through about half dozen pics as adviced by those 2 women and female friends. I've totalled maybe 5 people actually gone on dates with, but 3 ghosted after. Annoying that literally half of women never say a word when matched.

Profile says. I once had to trade a sacred deer a soda for my map it stole.

Reading, travel, swimming, biking, gaming,good food, strong drinks, anything horror, annoying my cat, nerdy shit."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27159685 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)17:02:53")

"And ignored here too, yeah fuck it. This isn't for me.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27159895 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)18:23:14")

you are out of touch. but I don't blame you. snapchat is a garbage heap of an app, but it has its uses. It's probably going to die soon."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27160112 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)19:44:48")

"As a dude, if I post that I'm looking for something more serious will I get more swipes or no? I am looking for that, but I'm not sure if the best plan is to fake it until I make it or open up right out the gate.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27160546 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)22:52:48")


Crop your real pictures, run them through photoshop or something and clear the exifs, then make a secondary acccount solely for communicating with them"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27161098 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)01:24:39")

most likely no. usually women will get an idea of what you're after just by talking to you."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27161251 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)02:28:24" && image=="Screenshot_2018-10-13-23-27-16.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27161454 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)04:00:34")

It was cringy execution but the right idea you want to get off tinder asap"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27161463 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)04:04:50" && image=="image.jpg")

You make good points but 1 and 2 have to stay pic 1 is the one that has given me the most matches. I could take or leave pic 8 obviously but some chicks go for the humor angle

But while I like 5 (I mean I have it up) I don’t know why I shaved that day for that wedding because I have a fat wormy face that is not conducive to having no facial hair there. I have a chinstrap when shaved and a “neck beard” at worst after not shaving for 2 weeks, but if you saw me in person I think you’d agree it’s objectively worse when naked"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27161464 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)04:05:53")

Don’t be a philosophy major lmao

Nah just get a different outfit I’m reading that picture as “referee employee outfit from like footlocker” at a glance"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27161468 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)04:07:27")

The PBR AND the cig in the same picture is too much and makes it look like you’re trying to look like you don’t care. You have a weird face, it’s not bad but it’s different, you look like a combination of someone I could see committing a mass shooting, and some kind of Ron a white style comedian"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27161574 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)05:06:13" && image=="E72ADAFF-5793-4982-B60D-6E603F6822D0.png")

"bio is this- any tips?


Biology major whose into weightlifting and mixed martial arts. Hobbies include daydreaming about matching with you, sharing high quality memes, and respecting women. Must have approval from the pup pictured since we’re a package deal"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27161893 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)08:32:07")

no mirror selfie of physique. pic 6 is ok for that. "daydreaming about matching you" mmm...sounds lame to me. I would leave your first sentence and height."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27161957 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)09:08:27")

">just looking for friends
why the fuck use a dating app then dumbass

also its weird seeing people i went to highschool with using this app"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27161969 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)09:16:28")


If a guy sent that to a girl it would be considered mega cringe beta shit."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27162131 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)10:53:07")

">tfw got unmatched by 4 extremly pretty girls yesterday because I was too beta to message them
lads. learn out of this shit!

at least I got messaged by 3 other girls today"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27162463 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)13:58:29")

"any good first message advice?
ive gone the "her whats up?" simple route, or just referencing one things in a descrip, but get no responses. im guessing i have to be more lewd?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27162691 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)15:29:00")

You actually have some hope, unlike me.

Less is more with these descriptions. Make "6ft" the first thing, make the description no longer than 2-4 lines. No one's trying to read an essay. Save all that bant for your convos."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27162714 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)15:42:33" && image=="Screen Shot 2018-10-14 at 12.38.23 PM.png")

"So, I've been on Tinder on and off for 3 years, and I've never had a match.

I've tried all different combinations of pics, description info, etc., and nothing seems to work.

I'm ready to give it up again and lift seriously for a year or two before I pick it up again later, because I think the only thing that might help me is getting swoll. But, for shits and giggles, go ahead and tell me what I could be doing better right now, hypothetically.

(before someone asks, I'm 5'8", 160lbs)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27162717 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)15:43:31" && image=="IMG_920.jpg")


>tfw ur a cop on Tidner
>tfw "I want to get cuffed no hookups""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27162723 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)15:46:31")


#3 as #1
#4 makes me think she's your sister & you're a tryhard
#5 you're depressing"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27162989 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)17:35:54")

I'm currently at uni, doing my last year and I have a lot of female friends. Most of them I know have fucked about with the locals so I think you should be fine my dude. They're uni students they don't give a fuck"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27163030 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)17:52:10")

Rolo hijueputa"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27163037 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)17:53:29")

It really looks like you're trying to hide your left eye for some reason. If you're not, learn to take better selfies. Retake #3 showing your face and without your hand pressing on your dick in such a weird way."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27163249 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)18:44:00")

That's the beta filter. They're not there for friends."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27163392 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)19:29:44")


Those are arguments within a liberal system. None of those challenge the system with the exception of the cops one (depending on where you take it). Your problem is you fill your profile with cringe political tropes. At least say something truly radical. If you want political stuff don't say things that a large portion will either agree with and not care or they will be sick and tired of everybody having a carbon copy view and think you're an NPC. You're good looking but you should lose the cringey bio or make it some actually unconventional views. OR better yet just no politics. Say something sweet like how you like cooking and reading classic literature or something corny. Tinder is 90% girls with the same bio, same poses, same outfits. I get so bored as a result and I know other guys who do. Doing something like I suggested will put you ahead of other girls. If guys swipe for looks alone you can't change it, if they want a unique personality (which is laking on Tinder) then put something different."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27163403 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)19:32:07")

what is the fire picture even meant to be?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27163407 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)19:33:15")

Bruh I thought you were the girl. Why would you sext a girl like that?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27163411 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)19:34:28")

get rid of the dog

and get at least one photo of you in nice clothes up close (so you can see your face very well). I hate dressing formally too but it actually works wonders on Tinder"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27163426 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)19:39:50")

you look good bro. Some cities are WAY harder than others. IDK where you live but if it's a big city or college town that could be why.

I'd change the pic order. Number 3 is a better pic than number 1. Get rid of number 1 and have a pic of you in formal clothes (sounds cringe tier but it works)

there's only two good close ups of your face which is what they want to be able to see so have at least one more close up.

also change your bio to something short and funny

but most of all you look above average don't sweat tinder too much - it's the sexual marketplace gone awry and it leads to weird stuff"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27163430 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)19:40:42")

"This is probably going to sound retarded but how do you use dating apps like tinder?
I'm 25 and I was in a long term relationship that ended a few months ago, and besides hanging out with and banging a girl from work I don't really know how to date.
I'm fit and pretty good looking, I get a lot of female attention, I'd like to find someone to have sex with, even possibly date but using an app like this kind of makes me uncomfortable. Does any of this make sense?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27163437 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)19:43:12")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27163445 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)19:44:53")

I keep saying this - have just ONE pic in a suit and tie or something looking suave

I hate dressing like that and I never do but it does boost your matches. You're competing with tons of guys for the attention of females with insane standards. One pic like that puts you ahead of those who don't have it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27163466 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)19:52:18")

You look good but your photos are all the same pose, similar fashion, and alone

Have 2-3 social pics with you smiling and at least one of you wearing some fancy shit

But like the other guy, don't get too worked up on Tinder matches it's skewed way against the favor of the men especially If you are in a city or college town"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27163467 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)19:53:21")

Add social pics

and change your pose and don't do all selfie

get rid of the shirtless one"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27163475 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)19:56:28")

you're gonna get robbed bro"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27163479 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)19:57:44")

Don't do a mirror selfie to show of your physique

do a photo at the pool or beach - same showing off but it doesn't look annoying"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27163489 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)20:02:15")

Not a single match???? That’s hard to believe."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27163831 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)22:19:12" && image=="IMG_936.jpg")


is it really this easy?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27164028 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)23:24:02")

I don't have a snap... is it really a big deal to get a girls snaps? i tseems like all of them have theirs in their bio to spam and get more orbit folowers"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27164048 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)23:32:06")


oh god never follow if they didn't personally give it to you, even i know that
snap = messages disappear + she's rewarded for sending pics

they love that shit -"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27164054 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)23:32:51")

Your first photo sucks."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27164134 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)23:58:15")

Ive gotten hookups by messaging girls I didn’t match with or haven’t yet on their snaps. Sometimes you gotta just come at them with that subtle “you’re too hot to wait to match” vibe.

Closest I have is the red shirt one. I’m not in a suit often and I don’t want to look like a creep who put on a suit in my living room just to take a pic in it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27164187 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)00:19:42")

he met up with two dudes."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27164213 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)00:32:46")

"How do the top picks work? Do I have to spend a super like on one of them?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27164222 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)00:37:02")

you look like a rad dude
if I didnt have a dick id want yours inside me, no homo of course
maybe make your desc a little longer if it isnt already"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27164246 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)00:45:54" && image=="1537815143046.jpg")

pictures of children do not belong on tinder, or any dating app, period."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27164475 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)01:58:10")

just came back from a trip to Dubai it actually is one of the most liberal "Muslim" countries in the middle east super chill she'd be fine"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27164994 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)07:02:36" && image=="1525748793799.png")

>they wanted to lay in my bed but I don't allow anyone to go to my bed in outside pants so asked them to take it off
when you larp your supposed to hide your autism anon"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27165035 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)07:52:52" && image=="1491921794201.gif")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27165234 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)09:58:50")

Nothin wrong with it.

Also bots can super like right? I don't buy for a second some supposed model super liked me when I can't get shit from average girls."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27165239 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)10:02:25" && image=="B6E5F9CE-D156-4B2C-8B43-F26832018470.jpg")

"Should I even try tinder?

P.S apologies for tilted pic, phones suck!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27165321 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)10:57:46")

i guess you dont stand to lose anything by checking it out m8"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27165337 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)11:02:56")

"how quickly should you try to transfer the conversation off tinder? i've sent a few messages back and forth to a girl, but i feel like at some point you need to pivot the conversation away from tinder if you want there to be any chance of things progressing.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27165374 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)11:29:36")

"Wtf do you do on snapchat? They give it to you then what?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27165391 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)11:36:36")

>daydreaming about matching with you

Cut this basedboy crap out.

Replace pic 3 with you out with friends, happy.

Other than that, not bad."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27165411 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)11:55:58")

"Just a virgin who dislikes hookup culture, tinder is probably not even worthwhile if I'm looking for long term dating right?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27165994 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)16:48:36")

yes, no harm for trying"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27166008 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)16:51:54")

Well it depends, but i would recommend that pretty soon after getting conversationg and also asking out also happening soon.

idk about how it works in all around the world but at least here where i am lot of people are looking more serious than just hookups in tinder"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27166277 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)18:15:28")

It takes two weeks for herpes to be testable. No judgement, just wanna be helpful"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27166286 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)18:16:52")

Dad joke always. Start by being a little abrasive then compliment"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27166635 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)20:17:39")

tfw i matched with a dude who only wanted to have sex with me to take my virginity after he shamed me for being inexperienced and said i probably wouldn’t have an opportunity to sleep with someone as good as he was lmao.

pls no bully. I feel stupid about it. I have really low self esteem and was in the middle of a bad depressive episode. I regret it so much but i still would sleep with him again. i don’t even know why. he’s an asshole. i think I just wanted acceptance. it made me depression so much worse. Don’t ever make this mistake."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27166759 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)20:53:08" && image=="gympic.jpg")

"Is this too douchey to have as like a 3rd or 4th pic? Face uncropped and nothing edited out of my shirt";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27166796 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)21:06:39")

"Trying to think of a bio, and can't come up with anything other than;

Optimist, ENFP, 5'4"
Kind of just a curious idiot, but a well meaning one!
I'll try most things once, and I'm a huge fan of reading, hiking, nintendo stuff, rollerskating, music, and wondering about the world around me. I'd love to travel the world, and am trying to get into Medicine.
I wear my heart on my sleeve, and I wear my sleeves rolled up.

; But I know it's bad :("

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27166813 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)21:09:48" && image=="cce856_5907809.jpg")

hey meathead, anons have said this before, try to be slick with the body photos. try the pool, with friends. in other words, you need an excuse to show anything."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27166817 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)21:11:12")

Obviously not, it gives you brain herpes too"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27166976 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)22:14:51")

Mentioning height is a good way to never get a match"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27167199 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)23:24:14")

"Is there a way to permanently delete and then restart Coffee meets Bagel?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27167204 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)23:26:15" && image=="5F6CCD02-CE2E-44FC-8550-F91C65C2C5BD.png")

"Got no bio .... halp";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27167205 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)23:26:27")

"After getting someone's number, going on a date, exchanging some texts after the date, and then they aren't responding how many times should you try getting a response from them before just giving up?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27167217 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)23:31:31")

But I'm tiny, and I like it! I'd rather be honest and not bother with people who don't like it anyway."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27167263 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)23:48:54")

Glad I didn't think with my dick then"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27167305 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)00:08:20")

3 times is the limit. If they keep ghosting you, just get the hint and stop writing them."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27167344 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)00:23:59" && image=="173A96D6-7D59-4D43-9306-2C3889B90FB0.png")

"Context: she had a picture of herself holding an erotic book about cowboys and cowgirls

Where the fuck do i go from here, she just replied after like two months"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27167509 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)01:31:17")

don't reply for another 2 months. she will be thinking about u this whole time"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27167594 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)02:00:50")

Looks like a dude, dude."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27167605 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)02:06:00")

Nah it’s a chick.

Got her snap and am gonna meet her later this week.

Always act quickly brehs"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27167607 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)02:07:10")

Good shit lad, hope it works out."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27167651 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)02:25:41" && image=="B7B9AA83-FA00-4458-9B44-4EDF3586AE75.jpg")

"what’s a good reply";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27167659 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)02:28:59")

Is this relevant to something in her profile (or your profile) or is she going full 50 shades on you?

I'd take it at face value and see what happens."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27167670 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)02:31:03")

really? you dont know how to reply to that?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27167771 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)03:13:26")

Nah her profile’s basic, school and hobbies. I’m 6 years older than her and my 1st pic is shirtless so it’s probably cuz of that

Imma reply anyway i just wanted opinions"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27167843 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)03:57:09")

'Yes, my child?'"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27168073 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)06:46:50")

"I'm not comfortable in losting my pics but i get no matches and english is not my first idiom.

Thr translation is something like this.
"I get bored really fast and thiz is why every week i have an adventire.
I love trips, custom motorcyles, 80s movoes and my musical style changes every month."

Also i put my degree Geology woch is my degree."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27168111 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)07:25:17")

Cmon, man. Geology would be passable for OKC but not Tinder. Most girls wont really care what subject you had nor how intelligent you are, even if they say they do in their profile, they just want to have a fling. I know I wouldn't

Also, I hope you use spellchecker. Typos in chat are fine, in profiles that's a turn off for some."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27168120 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)07:34:16")

So my bio is fine? I know that no one cares about my field but at least i can show to them the cool countries where i go every month."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27168175 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)08:30:04")

Go ahead and post the pics of you in those countries. At least that's a good opener to a convo or if someone asked."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27168187 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)08:42:19")

'no, its child protective services'"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27168538 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)11:51:36")

"New to tinder. How often is it to match on tinder, and then receive no response? Wondering if its worth the beta cuckery of sending a second message same day.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27168557 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)11:57:29" && image=="Screenshot_2018-10-16-10-46-23.png")

"Alright folks, need some help
So I don't take many pictures and I think I'm quite bad regarding judging my own pics, so some help would be appreciated.
I am thinking of a Front face picture first
Second a face profile picture
Third maybe a full body/more frame one and fourth a randomn one"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27168560 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)11:58:27" && image=="Screenshot_2018-10-16-10-49-50.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27168593 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)12:13:57")

">>27168538 Tinder is known to be a scam,at least in UK..a lot of profiles are fake,and in addition are within the pay of the App to ‘match’ then disappear,thereby playing on your ‘gambling’/will get lucky sometime emotion.
The big clue is in photos,if they’re on a boat etc then they’re looking for financial security et al.
Once you get the hang of it,it easy to ‘see’ the fakes.
Also girls ‘collect’ matches...yup,you better believe it!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27168742 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)13:29:45")

"I’m burnt out lads. Had 4 dates last week, none off Tinder.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27168750 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)13:33:13")

"So I've recently decided to stop wearing my hair long like some hobo and got a short-hair cut for the first time in like 15 years.
I've tried Tinder before and never really enjoyed it, but I'm tempted to give it another shot now that I don't look like some depressed degenerate anymore.
Do you guys have any tips on general profile setup? As in, what kind of pictures I should put on there and what direction I should go with my bio.
I'm not really quality alpha male Tinder material, with hobbies revolving mostly around gaming (primarily competitive) and weeb shit (majoring in Japan studies), so I'm not sure what cards of my hand I should show.
Might be important to note that I am most definitely not just looking for hookups, but instead long-term stuff."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27168855 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)14:18:36")

3 is a good picture in my eyes. you can keep 5 too
but you shouldn't use the rest tho
do you have any other pics?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169113 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)16:21:28" && image=="whatsay.png")

"the fuck do i say to this?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169119 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)16:22:41" && image=="Screenshot_2018-10-16-15-21-34.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169131 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)16:25:28")

>Silence is golden ;)
Proceed to ask her out"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169220 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)17:01:32")

I realy like 2 and 4. I would prefer 4 since it's a lot more dynamic(you looking away from the camera while at the same time facing in another direction, the sky in the background)
we are geting close to a full profile mate! you got more? something with full body or you doing some kind of activity?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169239 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)17:11:06")

"Any advice for starting out on OK Cupid?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169244 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)17:12:00" && image=="Screenshot_20181016-140843__02.jpg")

"Is my profile ok? What could/should I change?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169295 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)17:35:10")

Nope pal, but Now that i think of it I'll go workout at the park later. Will try to snap a pic doing pull ups or something"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169344 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)17:50:54")

plz be mygf"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169391 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)18:12:28")

do you happen to be black yourself ?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169402 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)18:17:32")

remove top right and you are 10/10 lad"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169450 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)18:35:39")

she unmatched me haha"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169473 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)18:45:22")

Under normal situations, I'd say add pictures.

Good luck! Have more detail than a dating app, but don't write a book.

Have decent photos, it is all superficial. I wouldn't mention your hobbies and studies unless you want to limit your dating pool."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169491 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)18:50:07")

you're really qt but you seem really basic lol"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169522 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)19:03:50")

You seem like a guy I'd want to be friends with. We share many of the same ideas on girls, goals, and society.
Not a girl though."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169652 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)19:57:06")

Didn't you say you have a girlfriend?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169721 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)20:16:56")

Not anymore"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169738 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)20:21:49" && image=="FE0C054C-B05F-4D43-A6E7-36234ACDEA9B.png")

"Do I need to delete or re order any of these";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169754 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)20:28:43" && image=="C4DEB29C-5374-490C-923D-C601BC0196D1.png")

Should I give up on ocean puns?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169822 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)20:54:40")

If you're looking for a serious relationship, just be yourself. If you trick someone into liking you by pretending to be someone you're not, the relationship will never last. Being superficial and hiding your true self only has a chance of working for a hookup, but even then, they'll probably see through you."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169834 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)21:00:21")

8,9,7,3,4 seem redudnant to me and ditch 2 replace with 5 because any pic with kids/girls is a nono.
First pic 6, then 1, then group pic IMO"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169838 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)21:04:01")

That's not even a pun. You literally just used the word fish. You sound like a retard. You already lobster attention."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169839 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)21:04:18")

Delete 4,6,7,8"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169848 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)21:06:16" && image=="Soul Eater 26 The Exciting and Embarrassing Trial Enrollment! The DWMA New Lifestyle Support Fair Is Open (BD1080p AC3 10bit).mkv_snapshot_10.08_[2018.07.24_08.53.14].jpg")

">Get a decent amount of matches on hinge, but they never go anywhere
>Get a good steady flow of matches on tantan, but they never respond
>Getting a like every other day or so on OKC, but I'm not spending money so fuck that
>Get absolutely nothing on Tinder
I feel like I'm being trolled, the fuck man."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169882 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)21:20:17" && image=="DBDFA244-7B6D-4296-9020-8E3B5437C59C.jpg")

U think leading with this will actually attract girls? Lol
Girls usually like me because of my retardation though"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169887 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)21:23:05" && image=="3229CE19-0414-488E-B7E5-752BAC3D0993.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169912 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)21:40:37")

I don't have any luck whatsoever with girls on this app but reading this actually elicited a visceral response LOL"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169926 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)21:44:50" && image=="46545D74-86BB-44FF-A067-E4BB3C94D7C4.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169934 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)21:49:02")

Thanks, but how do I not seem so basic? I thought my interests were different but how should I go about improving it?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169943 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)21:51:58")

she is intune with ur PUA tactics and openers. watch out"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169957 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)21:55:04" && image=="299CA45D-8976-4005-8ED7-DF88FE5D4F3A.png")

Let see if we can get this conversation going in a more serious direction, shall we?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169965 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)22:02:24" && image=="DA2EBB6E-CA6C-46A6-A1C1-CBF3D17C5AD6.png")

"xD Senpai";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169989 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)22:10:42")

ok if you get a response to that i will kill myself and deliver"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169998 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)22:14:30" && image=="5C2CCCFC-4A93-4828-9C26-D492C9576DB6.png")

New tinder strategy
Act retarded works every time"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27169999 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)22:14:31")

"I decided to reset my tinder account this morning. Used same number and email. Last time I did this was like 4 months ago.

Haven’t got a single match. Usually get tons. What happened"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27170004 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)22:16:24" && image=="D8757DC9-B814-4EBD-AE62-7C7ED8C1AD76.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27170026 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)22:25:15")

">make a tinder last year
>after month or so only got a match
>went nowhere
>fast forward to this year
>be bored
>make a new tinder
>put a lewd bio with lewd pics
>already got 4 matches in a day

Maybe I should just be a man slut?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27170032 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)22:27:26")

"I've heard that when you join Tinder it gives your account a boost for like a week?

Is this true? Should I settle on pictures and bio before I even make an account, or just fucking go for it?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27170035 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)22:27:34")

Welcome to AIDS AIDS AIDS"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27170073 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)22:38:30")

Make sure you get your pictures down"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27170109 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)22:47:39" && image=="A70F5A10-2525-4251-A1A7-00B0471419D1.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27170169 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)23:12:11")

Yeah, see, youre good looking pal. Its not that girls like you being a retard its that youre good looking enough to be a retard and have girls not minding it.
I think your face is your best feature. Get someone take pictures of you where the face is emphasized because selfies are kinda ew and you have a killer profile."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27170183 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)23:16:37" && image=="12368FAA-89AB-45CB-B4B0-DA4CF49C78C2.png")

Dude it’s so fucking awesome
I’m most confident when I can act like a retard
This is like knowing all the finishing combos to mortal combat but just through the controller and it enters it for me
Holy fuck, I love being retarded"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27170212 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)23:30:42" && image=="44118612_516191262178683_8434764244003586048_n.jpg")

"I have very few good pictures";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27170213 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)23:31:26")

Check ur bumble bro"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27170249 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)23:42:49" && image=="003FE432-B17C-4646-91E9-218F16F78F22.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27170257 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)23:43:38")


You must be a handsome motherfucker"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27170276 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)23:53:01")

100%. You’ve lose any chance of exclusivity if YOU want it (or at least show you do)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27170279 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)23:53:32")

was just a notification that someone matched with me."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27170399 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)00:36:36" && image=="[HorribleSubs] Hunter x Hunter - 50 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.21_[2017.08.04_20.50.57].jpg")

Same thing happened with me, reset and the only thing that happened was a match that deleted me instantly and a bot. Now it's an absolute barren wasteland. No waiting matches, nothing.

I don't get depressed or anything about this stuff, but it sure is disappointing. Max out the likes everyday and not a single person? Not even one? There's no way I'm *that* bad, what the hell do these girls wants."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27170403 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)00:37:56")

He's a Chad."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27170412 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)00:40:04")

Oh I didn't see this, thanks man, I'll keep at it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27170421 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)00:42:40")

You look like one of those peaky blinders on Netflix, damn"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27170449 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)00:49:59")

I don’t think chads act like I do
I’m trying to let girls know I’m weird before I meet them"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27170459 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)00:53:19")

Face wise you can do whatever you want, and you know it. There's no way to "act" it's what your face lets you get away with."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27170854 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)03:12:48")

">remake tinder account after a few weeks of stagnation
>change up my photos a little, take some new ones
>10+ likes in an hour, in my area of Australia which is apparently quite impressive

How many of these are bots and how soon will I need to resort to the bottle?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171086 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)05:59:36")

Wait are you in BC? I'm pretty sure I've seen you on tinder, maybe even matched"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171164 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)06:58:25" && image=="20181017_133607.jpg")

"Any help guys. Honest opinions.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171227 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)07:43:25" && image=="Screenshot_20181017-224042_Tinder.jpg")

"Can I get a rate and some tips please";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171293 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)08:36:32")

I like the last one, pics with friends are cool, it shows you're not a psycho loner and can actually communicate. The rest are meh at best. Maybe bad angle? What's with all the dark outfit on that lily white skin?
I'd give it a 5/10 and I'm taking a big risk here."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171303 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)08:39:49")

Turn that pic 90 degrees to the left and it should be fine. Someone else might comment on that bland background, like you're taking a passport photo or something."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171305 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)08:41:00")

english is the lingua franca"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171544 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)10:26:16" && image=="Screenshot_20181017-172338.png")

"Any advice on the pics?
Got 0 matches so far."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171610 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)10:53:51")

which pictures of you are the most recent?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171642 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)11:07:19")

2,1,4,5,3,6 in this order"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171647 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)11:10:42")

Get rid of 5,3 and 6"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171665 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)11:15:59")

Thnx for the advice bro."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171702 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)11:31:52")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171774 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)12:03:21" && image=="Screenshot_20181017-115630_Tinder.jpg")

"How's my profile? I need some bio advice I'm aiming to nab my indie goth dream girl";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171791 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)12:10:58")

Are you guys stupid? Thats why women are on tinder.

Anything works

Cancer website"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171814 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)12:22:41")

Better than many of the profiles I have seen on here, so props on that. I still see room for improvement. Probably relevant that I am a guy, but I have also had plenty of hookup and relationship successful on Tinder/Bumble so hopefully the advice is productive.

a) you need a picture with friends. Doesn't have to be your best picture, but it is good to have one or two of those to signal that you have some social prowess.

b) You would benefit from 1-2 well taken photos. You may tell yourself "but I don't have any of these, and no one to take them". I've had the same issue. You can solve this is a couple of ways. Set up your own self timer, dress nicely, and take your own picture. I just did this yesterday (newly back to apps) and took what I think are some great pics. You can also ask a good friend that you want some good pics for dating apps, and I am sure they'll understand. Just be sure to dress nice, maybe angle your jaw a little forward (look up how to take the most flattering photos) and make sure the camera is level with your nose or above (your current selfies are a little lower, though 4 isn't, it is a side shot).

C) Might not be your thing and that is fine, but I think your hairstyle would benefit from some styling. Consider using some product and doing something a little fancier with it. If that's not you, that's okay. But I think it would have a good chance of making you appear more attractive. Tinder is just a numbers game, and great practice at rejection. Might as well put your best foot forward.
c) I am not a bio master or anything, but I read on here years ago that girls are generally receptive to the line "defiinitely message me if you're down to grab some sushi" and I had success with that line, in terms of I got a lot of matches with it as most of my bio I never got sushi, not once. It is just a nice neutral line.

I personally like your nature pics. Have you done any mountaineering, or just climbing?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171828 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)12:29:50")

"24 and still a total virgin with acne scars. Should I even bother?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171837 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)12:33:47")

pic 2 is your best pic but the lighting is just terrible. Retake a pic just like that and make it your main one. Remove pics 3,5, and 6. Keep 1 and 2 but space them out. Get a photo with friends or you doing another activity like the guitar. I usually like to have at least something in my bio but that's up to you. Good luck"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171840 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)12:34:49")

Haha I organically came up with the same suggestion. Glad we have some consensus"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171842 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)12:35:56" && image=="Screenshot_20181017-192854.png")

Is this better?
All the pictures have been taken in the last 8 months.
Should i add one where i am with friends?
If so, which one should be removed.
Any advice on the form of the bio?
Btw i have pretty low self esteem and kind of onsecure about my apearance so i wouldnt like to come of as "lying" with the pics and the bio."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171846 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)12:37:51")

Thanx alot for the advice will take under consideration."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171849 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)12:39:26")

Does your dream girl/hookup whatever you are looking for go on Tinder hoping and praying to have her first impression of her next partner be a pic of him drinking water in loose clothing? Your answer "yes". I don't think that is the answer.

Reasonably good group picture. Not sure what's going on in 3- Do you put a lot of effort into your strap muscles and sternocleidomastoid? I don't think it's a bad pic of you, just might throw some people off. If you have a better one, I would consider it. Take some time to get some good photos of yourself however you can. See my advice to the poster above. Remove pic 2. Best of luck, you do look like a nice dude. I don't personally mind pic 1 or 3, just think it is not what women look for."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171861 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)12:44:47")

I recommend actively doing something about the insecurity. That is itself going to be your biggest hindrance to finding a partner of any kind. I don't want to be cliche and say "see a therapist" but if that is what it takes to get you to take ACTIVE measures to improve your self esteem, then go for it. There is no shame in seeking outside/professional help. I'm a pretty normal dude, mental health wise, but have done it numerous times. Whatever it takes for you to thrive.

This is Better. I still think the sexy glasses with the button down shirt and great camera angle (even with or above your face) like pic 4 is going to get you the best results. And it's not lying. It is putting your best foot forward.
My opinion is usually to start with the most model like pics with a group photo between them, then put the ones that show I can be funny or whatever towards the end. Just my opinion. So in your current lineup I would go 4-group pic (or for now 3) - 1-2 and remove 5 and 6. Some women might like 6, I don't know. I just don't like it that much. Up to you. You've got a cool name though props on that. And you're not bad looking. Don't worry about that."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171874 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)12:48:06")

Please help supreme beta here"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171905 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)12:57:56" && image=="m2.jpg")

"Any advice? I've got a few matches but 9/10 don't reply to anything.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171910 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)12:58:47" && image=="me1.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171918 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)13:02:34")

Thank you for the support and nice advice.
I aplied all you said on the profile.
This is kinda irrelevant to the subject but while you mentioned it i ll elaborate a bit more.
I ve been seeing a psydoc for depression the last two months though my visits were more intended to get my prescription, wasnt really into the idea of therapy. I ll probably ask for more frequent sessions for the purpose of psychotherapy.
Thanks again for giving me the oportunity to share."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27171944 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)13:10:17")

Good work.

And good to hear. By psydoc I assume you mean a psychiatrist and not a PsyD. I think a general counselor or therapist who you can just talk to at length (not practical for many doctor appts, for good reason) would probably be worth trying, if you still feel bad.

Additionally, you could ask your psychiatrist about cognitive behavioral therapy, which is an evidence-backed therapy for depression. You might want to look into it a little bit and see if you are open to it. Regardless, best of luck and I sincerely hope you feel better. You don't deserve to feel like crap all the time. It's an unfair brain chemistry that probably isn't remotely your fault in any way, and you have to find a way to overcome it. I'm rooting for you."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27172081 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)14:10:33")

"Is there any way to drop out of tinder u? It’s literally pointless, I’m wasting swipes on girls 1000 miles away because I’m horny";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27172283 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)15:24:55" && image=="ant.jpg")


So many trans around here - it's pathetic."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27172290 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)15:28:09" && image=="clarissa.jpg")


You hit the head right on the nail."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27172303 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)15:32:17")

"What are the chances of someone I know seeing me on Tinder";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27172324 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)15:41:24")

If her body is halfway decent I would smash that, and I'm a right winger. It's a form of conquest"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27172343 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)15:53:34")

High if they are of the opposite gender, live close to you and are using the app.
But why would you care?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27172400 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)16:16:04")

I saw a girl I know, right swiped an nothing. Ah well."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27173148 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)21:03:42")

"I havent used tinder like ever and need some help .

What kind of pictures should I use and how do I even take them if i dont have group photos with friends n shit? Or someone else taking pics for me
What the fuck do you even say to girls to get them interested considering theyre flooded by a million guys?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27174258 && dateTime=="10/18/18(Thu)08:00:31")

pretty douchey to have 2 guitar pictures. Even 1 might be too much. maybe just mention it in your bio instead. Also cut your dumbass hair no one wants a mop head.
god fucking damn anon. Stupid fat bitches i hope you sue her ass
>when your homie asks you to look after his forehead for a while
>Mfw anon makes first contact with extraterrestrials
Bio looks fine Lou Diamond Phillips
Cringe reaching critical levels. Too sudden man, definitely coming off too desperate but if it works then good on you i guess
I mean theres the handful of black dudes here that bother to try despite the truth that theyre the least desirable so why not? Nothing lost. You'd be doing better then me who's tried it on and off with meh success but concluded that I dont like the idea of my dumbass mug floating around on the internet getting left swiped on
Yes princess? Are you in need of some lovin?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27175006 && dateTime=="10/18/18(Thu)14:43:27")

"What should you include in a first message on OKC?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27175273 && dateTime=="10/18/18(Thu)16:47:33")

Daddy's going to do something weird but i promise it will feel good and it can be our little secret."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27175455 && dateTime=="10/18/18(Thu)18:01:57" && image=="gotta_be_a_trap_or_tranny.jpg")

"Is this a trap, trans, tranny, or just ugly?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27175493 && dateTime=="10/18/18(Thu)18:10:17" && image=="ldp.jpg")

>Bio looks fine Lou Diamond Phillips

is anyone on here old enough to know who that is?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27175509 && dateTime=="10/18/18(Thu)18:14:54" && image=="did not mean transmission.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27175515 && dateTime=="10/18/18(Thu)18:16:47")

That's a man, son."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27175537 && dateTime=="10/18/18(Thu)18:21:41")

I only knew about him bc of the george lopez show"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27175552 && dateTime=="10/18/18(Thu)18:25:25")

hide the pain harold"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27175557 && dateTime=="10/18/18(Thu)18:26:10")

">Meet with a girl
>texting a bit after
>says she got super busy at work and not really responding to things
>ask about the weekend
>"super busy, sorry"
Is that a 'leave me alone' or genuinely 'i'm busy'? Should I ask specifically if they are interested or not?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27175883 && dateTime=="10/18/18(Thu)20:06:40" && image=="1427799032588.jpg")

">be me
>visit tokyo, get on tinder
>match with an absolute 9/10 qt, a few years old than me
>has just one profile photo, her and some rando white guy
>doesn't matter, bio is great and she looks cute as fuck
>chat a bit, hit it off, she seems great
>suddenly she asks "are you only looking for younger women on tinder?"
>obvious shit test. just respond some bullshit "of course not"
>she goes "you see, most people think that I'm the girl in my profile pic...."
never fucking unmatched anyone faster

absolutely fucking despise gay faggots baiting people and pretending to be women. I genuinely hope that guy fucking kills himself asap"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27176564 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)00:36:50" && image=="04a - Nasty Patty.avi_snapshot_03.52_[2014.12.02_20.07.11].jpg")

Sorry that happened, but at the same time, that's funny as shit."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27176571 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)00:39:20" && image=="Screenshot_20181019-063745.jpg")

"Rate my pics?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27176726 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)01:50:38")

la bamba, baby"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27176742 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)01:57:30")

Holy shit you got a girl to msg you first lmao"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27176759 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)02:06:34")

"I'm pretty autismo with the conversation parts of this shit. I get a match send her a message like "hey you're cute whats up" she messages back like "hey thanks" or not at all, then it's like where the fuck do I go? "what are your hobbies" "what's your job like" what do you guys even talk about with these girls on dates? I probably don't have much if anything in common with them";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27176760 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)02:08:09")

Most likely a bot or someone trying to lure to a place to mug you. Ask for snap otherwise ignore"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27176763 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)02:09:12")

I wanna be your friend now, but i don't think these work well for girls"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27176772 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)02:12:33" && image=="Screenshot_20181019-011042_Tinder.jpg")

"Need some advice on how to improve profile";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27176790 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)02:22:42")

delete it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27176803 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)02:29:57")

"how the fuck do i take a decent selfie its like I morph into a terminal autist in front of a camera, nothing feels natural

i have a shitty selfie in my car, a shitty selfie in front of a cafe, and a shitty group picture where im the main focus. i need one actual good photo. also dont really go anywhere with friends"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27176859 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)03:07:35")

"How do you use this app when depressed? I can't really come up with anything witty anymore and my conversations don't go too far.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27176930 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)03:54:13")

Dont do selfies. Use pics other people take of you."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27176933 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)03:55:41")

Well thank you sir. Actually i get a bunch of matches but most of them stay silent."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27176943 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)04:00:37" && image=="Screenshot_20181019-005656__01__01.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27176944 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)04:02:07")

other people dont take pictures of me"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27176953 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)04:04:53")

Make someone take them, friends/family etc"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27176964 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)04:12:10")

This nigga with the “I eat sandwiches”"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27177053 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)05:00:45")

Why would YOU use Tinder though? Aside from your 4chan addiction, couldnt you easily find a gud one outside? Tinder is for desperate sex addicts"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27177085 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)05:20:09")

>Tinder is for desperate sex addicts

You said it buddy"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27177129 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)05:41:01" && image=="1529007889771.jpg")

"What's the worst/weirdest date you've been on everyone?

I had a real shitty weird one recently. The girl must've been bipolar or some shit. She was normal in messages but in person she talked about drinking in the morning and talked about her family hating her dating and they'd beat up her boyfriends. At the end of the date she tried finding out where I lived, asking to come home with me, wanted to know why she couldn't etc. Freaked me out and I ended up hiding out in the streets until I was sure she was gone."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27178469 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)17:38:04")

"im a hung femboy who only fucks guys usually but now interested in tasting a girl. Would it be worthwhile to try tinder? or do tinder thots just look for daddies or something instead of cute charm";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27178564 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)18:16:26")

"How often do you match, and send a message to receive no reply?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27178676 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)18:54:23")

Used grindr much or other way too fuck cute bois?

More often I match and ask them out for them to say they are busy right now and in the immediate future..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27178729 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)19:14:35")

grindr in my area has nothing but 30 yo daddies with the occasional HIV bottoms. And I want to try a girl since im bi"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27178773 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)19:32:24" && image=="tumblr_pdtf161LLh1ush256o9_400.jpg")

im a discreet early stage tran, basically look like a very girly boy. Tried tinder and matched with like 4 or 5 men after 2 weeks, none of them said anything. Zero women."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27180033 && dateTime=="10/20/18(Sat)05:01:54")

You're getting utterly mogged in that last pic"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27180049 && dateTime=="10/20/18(Sat)05:08:27")

thats why I always get nudes first, bots dont send nudes. In my "expert" opinion tho she seems like a legit slutbag. Also you better actually have a big dick to back that claim up or it might be awkward lol."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27180055 && dateTime=="10/20/18(Sat)05:12:13")

this is bull, I have 2 shirtless pics that I explicitly say in my bio are only there bc im a fuccboi, I get plenty of matches and hookups."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27180182 && dateTime=="10/20/18(Sat)07:05:19")

Pic 7 makes you come off as a huge faggot. Most girls wouldnt get it so its fine tho"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==27181467 && dateTime=="10/20/18(Sat)18:55:33")

keep shot one 6 and 9, otherwise too many alone pictures, you should try to look less lonely"