import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/tg/ - Traditional Games";

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

public void refresh(a);

class Thread extends Board{
public void /cyoag/-CYOAGeneral(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "/cyoag/ - CYOA General";
int postNumber = "60813057";
String image = "1515799989669.png";
String date = "07/12/18(Thu)13:30:51";
String comment = "Previous thread: >>60801237
Archives and other resources:
"I swear to fuck if someone makes one just as I do..." Edition"

public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813087 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:33:13")

"I fucking called it.
Hit refresh in the catalog before posting, numbnuts."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813094 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:33:29" && image=="Time-Stop Chill Zone REDUX CYOA v1-2.jpg")

>"I swear to fuck if someone makes one just as I do..." Edition
Mine was 19 seconds later than yours, so I went ahead and deleted it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813101 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:34:06")

Anyone have a Kill la Kill CYOA?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813107 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:34:17")

You are forgiven, Sir Numbnuts.
This time."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813120 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:35:32")

Sounds interesting. Design your own clothes/uniform and the shit it does based off clubs/personal skills."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813121 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:35:34")

I did actually hit refresh before posting. Multiple times, even: Before I prepared the text, before I did the captcha, and before I hit the "post" button."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813122 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:35:34")

"What's with you dumb fucks and not creating a thread before the previous one dies?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813128 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:35:56")

"Holy shit. I opened my browser to the Thread being archived, and when looking for new /cyoag/ nothing came up.
I was worried the Thread was banned or something"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813132 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:36:31")

It's better than some idiot making a new thread on page 7"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813142 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:37:17")

I was hoping to also waifu the Nui."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813144 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:37:30")

This, or opening a new Thread but forgetting to leave a link to it in the old Thread."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813151 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:38:21")

Is Hilde, dare I say it, a worse love interest than your sister?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813152 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:38:33")

My Dwarf Fortress games more often end do to lag from a massive population these days."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813184 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:40:14")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813189 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:40:27")

Fuck that sounds great, you can design your own kamui, and there's definitely no shortage of pics for that."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813206 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:41:55" && image=="1531355122014.jpg")

Have some OC"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813238 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:43:53")

She's just your regular yandere with a sword and army instead of just a knife. Plus you get to know all the people she murders."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813247 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:44:27")

Rebel. Fuck this shitshow, this is just people refusing to be intelligent."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813248 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:44:34")

That is no longer considered OC"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813281 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:46:20")

"Technically OC means Original Content?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813328 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:49:41")

>posted in the prior thread

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813335 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:50:11")

Technically north korea is a democratic republic."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813412 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:55:51")

Reminder that katherine is the key for HIGH fantasy and she is also a cute that needs someone to trust"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813430 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:57:10")

Rebel is a non-option."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813451 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:59:29")

There are no options, that's the point of that cyoa, its stupid."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813476 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:01:00")

>Non option
>Rebel is pretty much ''Yeah i know it has to go like this but i think it can do some tweaking here and there''
Anon don't be dumb"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813512 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:04:21")

Kathetine a best

best source, best route, best girl, best ending"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813520 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:04:38" && image=="wtf1.jpg")

>One choice"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813572 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:08:27")

It's the only option worth picking."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813605 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:10:31")

It has no structure within the context of the CYOA. No validity."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813662 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:15:00")

You, lady, are a failure! First you abandon your duties and vows to elope with a man, then you abandon him and your daughter when they need you most, and now, at your daughter's time of need, you still try to distance yourself?! And then have the AUDACITY to beg me to not abandon your daughter if I choose to find a better solution than what you have found?!
Fie to your game!

Why do you wish to saddle me with only one party, when we could all help each other in this hour of need? Could we not all cover each others' shortcomings in the days to come?!
What she needs is a champion. A symbol of power and cruelty to balance out her symbol of peace and mercy. Who better than the symbol of humanity's strength Hilde?
She has dreams, she has plans, and she is more than capable of taking action. But can she deal with the fallout if she succeeds, and the loss of hope if she fails?
The first is apparently a yes, if your predictions are accurate why yes, I am in fact still salty but the loss of hope will break her. She needs mine and Katherine's support and promise that tomorrow is brighter thanks to her. Feathery wings are not what makes a good person, nor are they what enable them. Laraje can attest to that.
Love would cause her to forget all else besides the object of her affection. But what if she loved multiple people of opposing sides and needs? What if she had to balance protecting me with not killing Laraje's subjects, keeping Katherine safe, and not making Arariel sad? Either she will go mad from the pressure, or she will start to emotionally mature.

With Laraje, we have an army.
With Arariel, we have hope.
With Hilde, we have strength.
With Katherine, we have a future.

Come at us, angels, humans, and demons. We shall not roll over and accept our fates. We will gamble an improved future for a perfect one!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813663 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:15:00" && image=="(you).png")

>This option that confirms that future can be changed and that despite it being a complete an absolute gamble allows you to make a better ending if you play your cards right is not valid because i can't whine if i don't ignore it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813705 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:17:20")

You sound like a cuck here since your entire plan is to get one of the girls to fuck all the others."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813714 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:17:50")

No it's basically 'fanwank anything if you hate my cyoa.' It's no better than Sartre."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813719 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:18:04")

And the cyoa has no options then, because its just a disruption of how fucked the place is and nothing you say is going to make a difference. Its not even a cyoa at that point, its just a story telling you what will happen."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813735 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:19:05")

>reeee what do you mean a proper good end will require thought on my part, why cant I have things given to me on a silver platter"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813755 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:20:28")

The CYOA has no good ends.
It has options, they're just all bad ends."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813757 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:20:32")

And the intellect of the thread drawn out in one sentence, congratulations.
a description* not disruption"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813796 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:22:49")

it is literally more of a cyoa that just about any other poster here, its more like what a proper CYOA is (picking options with outcomes) than any of the generic open ended power-pickers. First you pick the girl, with your choice having consequences for the rest of the world, then you can either pick to accept these consequences, reject the choice, or think of some other way to fix things

every ending in that CYOA is on a bare minimum level "good", each one of them fixes the issues affecting the setting at rather minimal loss- if you want a better ending you will have to think of a way of getting it, rather than whining that the CYOA doesent suck your cock enough"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813874 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:26:59")

We've already had this discussion about how your definition of 'good' is retarded, Gil."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813881 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:27:26")

You do. In your head. So get off your fat ass and make it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813905 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:28:27")

Fuck off and make some. Goddamn leech."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813909 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:28:33")

>Everything i don't like is a faggot"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813920 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:29:09" && image=="35043512_2108972912711907_2619002084220993536_n.jpg")

white pawn every time"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813930 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:29:39" && image=="1508485234893.png")

"and then people wonder why most OC is generic power-wank/waifupickers

because the moment someone releases something that doesn't stroke anons dick you get shitstorms about it being edgy and everything being awful"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813946 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:30:29")

Scottishanon cyoas are pretty popular though"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813953 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:30:50")

Gilposter is one of the genuine faggots though"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813972 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:31:40")

Nobody said that, you are just retarded gil."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60813999 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:33:05")

Speaking of which, can anyone repost Catacomb?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814001 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:33:09")

nah, that oc is just bad an make you feel like shit, there are plenty of "dark" cyoa who don't go full edge that are really like in the thread."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814002 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:33:17")

People would rather fantasize about happy things and not misery? Huh, weird."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814027 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:34:44")

"Anyone have the tank girl crew cyoa, and the dlc?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814029 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:34:55")

gil fuck off"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814032 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:35:03")

Reminder that the best option is taking
and carefully and intentionally emigrating to the demon realm to be Leraje's Chief of Research, bringing glory and security to them both while also mediating each of their flaws."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814055 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:36:13")

im not "one of"- I am THE faggot

you could argue it again all you want, you will just be wrong both times

that cyoa provides an ending that resolves either the settings issues or grants you a relationship and character resolves character issues AT BASE, if you want a better ending? one that lets you have your cake and eat it too? youre going to have to work for that shit- as it should be

you dont get to complain about cyoa being generic and bland from pandering to the lowest common denominator AND complain when something doesent pander to the lowest common denominator

thats not me"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814059 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:36:42")

You know the entire reason Leraje dies is because her people realize she likes humans, right? Anything involving you working with Leraje is going to get her executed by the other demons even if it would have benefited them because they are fucking retards."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814094 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:38:30")

>you dont get to complain about cyoa being generic and bland
I don't. I'm calling your position retarded because you are trying to spite human nature."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814153 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:41:24")

They realize she likes humans and was acting to protect them in secret while at war. What if you were public about it, especially with Katherine's research? From Arariel's ending, most demons would actually jump at the chance to become angels again. If she could offer that through Katherine, she'd look like a hero instead of a traitor."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814157 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:41:32")

she dies because they believe she became sympathetic to the enemy which was then used as a means of ousting her by people who wanted more power

there are human defectors to the demon side after all (hilde route)

>you are trying to spite human nature
no, im pointing out the hypocrisy of /cyoag/ complaining about samey wish fulfillment and generic shit while at the same time demanding that everything panders to the lowest common denominator"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814198 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:43:40")

This thread isn't a hivemind."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814212 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:44:31")

>Implying the demons won't be willing to reconsider being friendly to humans if said friendliness brings them into a golden age of gladiator arenas, plentiful food, and pornography
>Implying you couldn't just develop anti-demon weaponry to win all 1v1s against demonic challengers"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814249 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:46:10")

>golden age of gladiator arenas, plentiful food, and pornography
The gods must be fought against
>Implying you couldn't just develop anti-demon weaponry to win all 1v1s against demonic challengers
>Inb4 anti-human weaponry"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814263 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:47:15")

I mean, the witch who's making said weapons has a vested interest in not making anti-human weaponry, so..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814321 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:50:05")

If we are going to fight gladiatorial battles do it with some semblance of fairness otherwise it is fucking boring"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814331 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:50:36")

>get one of the girls to fuck all the others
... wat? How would a girl fu*@ another girl?! That is not how the birds and the bees work!
And why does everything have to be sexual?! You're like a worse fujoshi, projecting your fujoshit on everybody and everything!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814332 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:50:40")

that's not what technically means?

OC doesn't stop being OC when the author reposts it, it stops being new"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814369 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:52:17")

We wouldn't be fighting the gladiatorial battles; that would just be for the Wrath demons to get their rocks off without having an active war going."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814376 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:52:49")

Cease your semantics for the purpose of discussion"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814391 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:53:34" && image=="oDUC0Ip.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814397 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:53:54")

>Not fighting in the gladiatorial battles
>He can't kill the opponent AND put up a really good show

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814417 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:54:50" && image=="d2Yk83f.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814436 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:55:58")

He literally said Hildre would love all the others."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814437 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:55:59" && image=="DdQiile.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814489 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:58:42" && image=="saber cyoa.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814509 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:59:27" && image=="supInv.jpg")

To be fair, many other cyoas don't give you any more power than a slightly better than average person has. What this one does however, is TELL you that no matter what you do, there is no hope.
Like a wise man once said: "Anons would rather take 10 damage shooting themselves in the dick than 9 damage sleeping with a whore". If you TELL an anon that no matter their choices, they'll get a bad ending no matter what.
Though the cyoa offers the "rebel" option, the damage is already done, and anons will start to feel hopeless. Laraje and Hilde show that we aren't really powerful. Arariel shows the power of love is the power of abandonment. Katherine shows that the mechanically best option causes your friends death or dishonor, and that no matter what you do, the demon problem can't be cured within your lifetime.

tl;dr: don't come off as overly negative for the sake of it. If your cyoa has no bright spots AND doesn't give anons a fighting chance in the form of powers (such as this one does), then you should expect a lot of negative responses."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814546 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:01:20")

"I'm currently making a demigod CYOA (inspired by pic related), and I was wondering what kind of mission a god could entrust to a demi-god in his service, other than simply propagating his cult and gathering new followers.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814563 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:02:34")

I would disagree with you and call you a faggot but... You are right. And this is not the first time the author did this, pretty much all his CYOAs have the same thing in spades. Hopelessness."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814565 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:02:44")

>is TELL you that no matter what you do, there is no hope.
bur it doesent, there is a whole option about how you can reject the paths she gives you and do your own thing, you are only bound by your own assumptions of powerlessness

>inspired by pic related
I see!

>what missions
look to mythology"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814622 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:05:29")

Haha Time for Elf Bullying is the only one to not offer you an option though."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814630 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:05:44")

Yes. Why should love be sexual. Can she not love them as friends? If I say I love my (grand)mother/sister, does that mean I wish to fu*@ them? If that is so, what about my father and bro(ther)? Why is loving my bro(ther) not a gay thing, but a girl loving her sis(ter) gay?!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814631 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:05:45" && image=="1vdqops.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814633 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:05:49")

Purging filthy demons with my wife Hilde and retire to have many children with her? Fuck yeah"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814655 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:07:08" && image=="1524465770360.jpg")

"I also really like this one";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814659 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:07:15")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814664 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:07:42")

You can say fuck on the internet, nigger."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814670 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:08:04" && image=="demigod.png")

Damn, forgot the picture."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814671 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:08:13" && image=="1524465830671.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814672 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:08:21" && image=="xaMp0k5.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814688 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:09:32")

>Not wanting to fuck your sister"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814692 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:09:37" && image=="pSiMg02.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814693 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:09:38")

This CYOA is different from the others he did, though, mostly because you have a narrator who at least claims to be omniscient telling you there's no hope, rather than the distinctly limited narrators (or second-person narration) he used previously.

It's not absolute, no, but you still have a narrator saying "I've looked into the future, and these are the best endings you can achieve. Yes, you die in half of them, what about it?"
Kinda discouraging, no?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814705 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:10:11" && image=="To A New World.jpg")

Nah. To A New World offers you the choice to have a happy life with them. The only depressing thing is that you can't have an optimal fantasy life, but that doesn't stop you from enjoying normal life with them. There are even options that allow you to attempt to recapture some of the magic.
This cyoa doesn't do any of that. No matter what choices you make (aside from Rebel and describe your own ending), you're damned to absolute sadness (unless you're a ball-less male who's okay with innocents dying and Hilde turning into a psychopath).

Read the rest."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814718 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:11:16" && image=="MDAhGET.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814720 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:11:20")

t.sisterless anon"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814723 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:11:27")

> not wanting to fuck your grandmother"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814752 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:13:10" && image=="caUs1hd.jpg")

And done."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814756 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:13:18")

This is unironically the most accurate post in the thread

The cyoa business has been infected with trash"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814775 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:14:02" && image=="1516404994200.jpg")

">meme elves";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814781 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:14:30")

>"I've looked into the future, and these are the best endings you can achieve.
She doesn't say that, she says these are the endings that are guaranteed to work. If you forge your own path, you might make things better than the options as presented, but you also might ruin the opportunity and make things much worse."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814790 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:15:03")

>This is unironically the most accurate post in the thread

>The cyoa business has been infected with trash"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814805 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:15:52")

I come here to imagine imaginary women, not go on adventures. Hard to acknowledge that much, huh? Idiot. Not everyone will conform to your tastes."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814818 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:16:46")

>but you still have a narrator saying "I've looked into the future, and these are the best endings you can achieve. Yes, you die in half of them, what about it?"
but you dont

you have her going "I found these four ways for it to work", nothing else"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814835 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:17:48")

Do you even know what CYOA stands for?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814851 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:18:30")

>All that you cherised and loved is fake
>People from better worlds getting funneled in a borefest of mundanity
>As pretty much a mirror of the current world is also an unfair world that will fuck you up for no reason if it feels like it
>This world is probably fake too so if you get used to it haha sucks to be you
This was the worst cyoa it made in new one at least you don't feel the despair of EVERYONE that come out and will come out in the future"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814852 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:18:31" && image=="Catacombs CYOA part 1.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814853 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:18:35")

Come get
Own dick sucked by
A waifu"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814867 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:18:49" && image=="The true flute cyoa.png")

I think you misquoted.

Anyway, let's try to derail this shitstorm with another"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814884 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:19:49" && image=="Catacombs CYOA part 2.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814904 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:20:39" && image=="Call of The Midnight World page 1.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814915 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:21:00" && image=="Catacombs CYOA part 3.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814938 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:22:18" && image=="Call of The Midnight World page 2.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814939 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:22:21")

No. Stop."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814981 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:24:16" && image=="Call of the Midnight World page 3.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60814982 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:24:22")

Thank you, anon"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815005 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:25:54" && image=="Call of the Midnight World page 4.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815007 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:26:05")

>All that you cherised and loved is fake
It's pretty explicitly an entire universe, not "fake" by any stretch of the imagination."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815027 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:27:10" && image=="Call of the Midnight World death-sheet.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815037 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:27:33" && image=="Patrollers.png")

"This thread is now a comfy foggy cyoa thread";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815049 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:28:01")

Give it to the shark."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815050 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:28:06")

An entire universe that is fake what would be the reason to pull the plug and bring you back here otherwise?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815113 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:31:45")

Do you even know how this genre started? Not with adventures, I assure you. More like 'pick this magic item' and 'press this button' and 'choose this 3DPD'."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815134 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:32:55")

Is there anyone evil enough to deny the shark the flute he needs?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815136 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:33:11")

Normal life is utterly joyless, though."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815139 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:33:41" && image=="SPS 2.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815162 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:34:50")

the entire discussion is semantics..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815197 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:36:15")

Only if you choose it to be."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815201 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:36:37")

No, that's just how it is innately."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815225 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:37:54" && image=="villagecyoa.jpg")

>comfy foggy cyoa thread
So be it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815468 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:52:04" && image=="Island Experiment.jpg")

"What the heck.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815522 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:55:26")


Increase Strength
Increased Defense
Enhance Senses

>Boss Perks
Enhance Strength
Enhance Defense
Enhanced Regeneration
Electric Discharge
Band of Mooks

Budget Rangers
Dark Hero

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815609 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:01:58")

This is a good CYOA and will be a source of shitposting in the future by anons who don't realize that it's about fucking fate in the ass, nice job anon."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815669 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:05:16")

Except its not, it is explicitly made and says that there is no actual choice in it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815803 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:14:02")

You're a seer, >>60815609."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815905 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:19:24")

> White Pawn, Black Knight, Promotion
Use Black Knight powers and those acquired from White Pawn missions to continually improve myself and make up for what I'm missing out with the other powers, give White Pawns and Black Knights to my friends via Promotion."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815921 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:20:08")

"I think regardless of the content giving you one choice and one option within that choice that actually gives the reader any input is kind of straining the definition of "cyoa"";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815932 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:20:52" && image=="Plague-Doctor.jpg")

>Cheap Apartment

True Sight
Healing Touch

Curse - Eater
Djinni Rings

Sophia Eklund

The Man in the Cracks"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815947 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:21:54")

Which gets invalidated when it also says in the same cyoa that any choice you make was predetermined and functionally pointless. Its a shit prompt at best, pretending otherwise is asinine."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60815963 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:22:57")

Same amount as any waifupicker."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816002 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:24:51")

Less actually, at least the waifupickers have some effort in them and it doesn't retroactively remove them.....most of them anyways. Some are equally as shit."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816115 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:31:54")

>, at least the waifupickers have some effort in them
>pick an onahole

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816126 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:32:30")

>Reducing all waifus to ''onahole''

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816127 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:32:31")

People complain about you not having a fighting chance in this CYOA, but even without any proper plan, or just refusing the opportunity given by Katherine's mother, I still think you have a better chance of fixing things than, let's say, Resonator CYOA (if you take the description of the Endbringers into consideration). Yet people in general have no problem with Resonator CYOA.

Author, could you tell what problems you foresaw that my plan didn't cover? I imagined there would be many of them - after all it was only a sketch of a plan, my hope was mostly that the four girls could correct my mistakes, since they seem much more capable than me. Still, I would like to know what would be the main things that the "sketch" didn't cover.

I would also like to know what was the original solution to the CYOA that you had in mind, but if you prefer not to divulge it, or only do so in the future (since the CYOA is still so new), I understand.

I also have one question that's probably very dumb, but my autism compels me: Lejare became close to me when she found dreams of heroic adventure instead of lewd thoughts. Would she be disapointed or against lewd action in our new relationship? (Like fall-from-grace, the celibate succubus from planescape torment)

Lastly, I said that what I thought was lacking in the CYOA was more lore. I still believe it, but even more so than before: I think it would be better put "useless" information from the lore, and have a difficulty finding what's useful in a mass of information, than trying to extract the useful information from very little exposed lore. Also because some information that you might consider useless might end up being useful for some anon that had a different thought process. But I'm not an author, so you should take my perception with a grain of salt."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816128 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:32:38")


>Accept: Arariel route.

Outcome: One chick who is clearly out of my league sacrafices herself consentually, something she planned to do before she even met me. As a result a massive, brutal war is ended with:

1. One side largely redeemed with a minority feeling a bit conflicted.
2. One person reduced to a transient working class existence with a bit of unneccessary class-guilt.
3. One person getting depression.

That's possibly the best resolution to a major conflict I've ever seen in a CYOA. It's not an unpleasant choice at all. Where do I sign?

This is an interesting piece. Not exactly conventional. Kind of reminds me of Richard Merryweather CYOA.

Thanks a lot for making it, the medium benefits a lot from experiments like this."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816137 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:32:58")

why would I want to protect someone else's smile? When am I gonna find someone to protect my smile, damn it?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816168 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:35:21")

most waifupickers are very much "pick X pretty anime lady to suck your dick for the rest of your life"

and the ones that arent are what you're complaining about"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816175 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:35:39")

White Pawn
Black Knight
En Passant"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816212 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:38:34")

the future seer is the reason, as long as you haven't seen the future and decide that THE ONLY CHOICES THAT ARE SURE TO SUCCEED, fuck you up tremendously there and endless fountain of hope to draw from, regardless of how big the threat is. Otherwise, it feel like you are fighting a losing battle, regardless of how small the threat actually is."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816260 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:41:44")

Only if you take all your picks from trash. You are full of shit otherwise."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816268 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:42:15")

>The cyoa ties to A New World
You bastard..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816299 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:44:17")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816318 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:45:21")

right, lets go through some of the more famous waifupickers then shall we?
>war of the zodiac brides
pick a number of pretty anime girls to suck your dick and get magical powers
>the italics ones
pick a pretty anime girl to suck your dick
>branching hearts
pick a monstergirl to suck your dick
>any of the waifu-builders
build a pretty anime girl to suck your dick"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816322 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:45:42")

Hmmm. If we give a copy of the Black King powers to someone, can they copy our mind for us?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816329 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:46:08")

>STILL reduces it to onaholes"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816336 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:46:22")

I have a very different perception of the CYOA. The future seer looked in some futures, not all, and from the one she saw, those were the best results.
But they were not all futures.
And beyond that, all those futures she saw, the "you" didn't have knowledge of these possibles other futures. The moment she contacted you, the futures that she saw changed, except if you somehow tried really hard to act in a way that you would without knowledge from the future.

That is, that this is NOT the case of a self-fulfilling prophecy.

And if it was in those 4 nodes, there would still be other nodes.

In practice she only tells you 4 ways things doesn't work."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816337 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:46:26")

>STILL has no argument"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816346 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:46:59")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816376 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:48:37")

>being this blatantly full of shit.
I can't believe I fell for the bait. Goddammit now I look like a moron."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816381 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:48:46")

"People who bitch about waifu cyoas are literally homosexuals.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816383 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:48:51")

except I do, the sum of most waifupickers is deciding which of the presented chicks you will stick your dick into, its just picking an onahole- you have yet to refute this

the ones that offer something more are like the one you are complaining about"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816396 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:49:20" && image=="Caladbait.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816412 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:49:54" && image=="05fae63bb5ad24f988ae2e4266662e3b.jpg")

not an argument"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816419 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:50:36")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816430 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:51:21")

I accept your concession"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816435 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:51:37")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816447 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:52:15")

>Implying I'm the other dude
baka desu sempai
Neither is your tragedy boner."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816464 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:53:13")

stop feeding the idiot you retard"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816471 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:53:28")

maybe, I'm just saying the I, and according to the shit storm, a lot of other anons saw things. i don't really like when cyoas make things work in a certain way in the future as it feel like I'm not in control an limits the imagination, but that's a personal preference."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816486 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:54:12")

>Neither is your tragedy boner.
the CYOA you are complaining about puts the focus on the outcomes relative to the world, as well as considering four character endings at the same time

this is indeed more than just picking which girl to fuck based on whichever one is best tailored to your fetishes"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816497 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:55:08")

"Anons... None of the conflicts on the cyoa matter the reality the setting is set is a simulation from >>60814705";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816515 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:55:58")

As are all the ones you mentioned in your "shitty waifu cyoas list" besides the generic waifu builders."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816536 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:56:51")

Fair. I'm just surprised the thread has swallowed the same bait 4 times that I 'member."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816537 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:56:56")

except they arent, the emphasis in every one of those is on who you fuck- everything else is window dressing"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816563 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:58:06")

Yeah you are full of shit."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816576 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:58:57")

wait, did the creator say this?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60816585 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:59:19")

The clues are there anon look at it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60817207 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:36:07")

>Architectural Style
Hellenic Seaside


>Geographical Features
Rolling Hills

>Living Accomodations
Tower Lodge

>Residence Location
Far Outskirts

Shiny Marble
Fur Mantle
Pale Ring

>Village Borders
The High Walls


>Village Highlights
The Old Castle
Galaxy Lake
Siren Overlook
Primeval Forest
Blossom Meadow
Fairy Grove
Healing Spring

>Village Guides
Christmas Cake
Lonely Monster

>Uneasy Peculiarities
Ruined Cathedral
Wandering God"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60817258 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:38:59")

Negative responses is better than no responses at all. As an artist or a writer, the absolute worst thing that can happen is that someone sees your work and feels only apathy, forgetting about it a little bit later.

I'm not saying become ShindoL, but tragedy exists for a reason, and some people enjoy reading those sorts of stories. People want to feel something, anything."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60817304 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:41:54")

>because the moment someone releases something that doesn't stroke anons dick you get shitstorms about it being edgy and everything being awful

No thats because they're all same generic superpower or power armor garbage in different colors. Waifushit has more variety despite being plagued with stereotypes and weebshit.

No one stops you from making or reposting other cyoas, it's not our fault they're so boring no one gives a fuck about them."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60817398 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:47:43")

I do believe you missed the context of this>>60813206"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60817437 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:49:44")

Funnely enough i love how shidoL does vanilla but I abhor the rest of his works not the guy you are talking to btw, but yeah take the criticism with a grain of salt, a lot of it came from people fighting with gil. Tho i still think it's too dark for my tastes."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60817509 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:53:02")

That's possible"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60817634 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:00:28")

White Queen/Black Rook/Promotion
>physically perfect
>godlike power, the world gives me what I want or else
>offer ageless physical perfection to anyone who serves me
>they must also take female forms
>limit initial gifted power to agelessness, offer greater physical prowess as reward for service
Cadre of immortal women who have to do whatever I want or lose everything, take yearly payment from UN to NOT use my powers recklessly, live forever, use perfect mind and perfected minds of now-female scientists to advance technology and colonize the galaxy. There is no reason to choose any other combination."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60817643 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:01:10")

We have had several threads wort of shitstorms caused by the mere mention of an unfinished cyoa witches you shouldn't be surprised at our stupidity."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60817668 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:02:25")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60817714 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:05:16" && image=="1530899298567.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60817747 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:07:15")

>things /cyoag/ has shitstorms about
cyoa that doesent suck the players dick
design philosophy

avoid these and youre fine"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60817751 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:07:44")

Black Queen and White Rook might be better. Have a harem of 10/10 girls who will do anything for you, then give out White Rook powers once a day. Within a few decades, every city has enough that they are basically utopia."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60817775 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:09:11")

Change witches with italics and it's pretty accurate."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60817776 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:09:15")


>white pawn
>black queen

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60817823 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:11:14")

Does illegal promotion work temporarily? kind of forgot what cake said."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60817842 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:12:05")

"I'm tired of the morton's fork discussion";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60817853 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:12:47")

then post OC you nigger"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60817880 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:14:16")

We will talk about it once we have more oc."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60817904 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:15:24")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60817905 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:15:30")

then provide something more worthy of discussion"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60817921 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:16:20")

We could repost PPPP or PPP+."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60817991 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:20:44")

"is tok dead? he hasn't posted in a while and never mentioned the oc he had coming.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818009 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:21:27")

"not mine, but were Soul Weapon or divine Pretender ever posted here?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818017 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:21:39")

One can only hope"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818034 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:22:21")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818045 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:23:04")

Yeah, I have no idea where he is . Maybe he is gone for goo which is excellent. but I kind of miss him tho"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818072 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:24:14")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818120 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:26:29")

Why? he doesn't even make content anymore"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818151 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:27:44")

I don't get it. Hilde is literally the only option that gives you a happy ending. Why are there even ither options to begin with? Picking any other ends with them dying, while Hilde is the only waifu. How is this a waifu picker? Hell, how is this even a CYOA? "Choose this girl or pick a girl who'll just fucking die"."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818176 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:28:53")

He did do that mistress cyoa and had a robot one and a kingdom defender one i was looking forward too."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818184 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:29:19")

Don't bother even if they survived they probably are not even real to begin with"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818185 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:29:18")


I really enjoyed this one. Thank you"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818196 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:29:57")

>Hilde is literally the only option that gives you a happy ending
>what is katherine"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818258 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:32:29")

>live on the run
>eventually get killed by angels
>no happiness, she's just an autist working to solve someone else's problems till both of you die
Real happy ending right there"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818264 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:32:44")

>life on the run vs. peaceful life with waifu after putting demon sympathizing shits to the sword"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818286 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:33:58")

>life on the run
literally just kill the angels/take the revolt option and work for the proper good end by arming the demons with powerful magic"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818302 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:35:01")

>not invading heaven with hilde after dealing with the demons

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818317 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:35:46")

It's hardly that, it's just a bunch of triggered anons who can't handle a cyoa where everything doesn't go smoothly in the end."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818319 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:35:53")

The angels did nothing wrong it is the gods who are dicks"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818332 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:36:54")

>not killing everyone who stands in the way of your adorable witch waifus science"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818339 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:37:20")

The options at the end of the CYOA are a cop out that basically just say "choose whatever you want" which is lazy, and well, not even a real option. In that case I just become some War Gid and take all the girls as my harem members and conquer the multiverse while I'm at it. Wow, how fun. See? That "option"invalidates the entire CYOA"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818371 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:38:48")

Then ignore it? Like, nigga just don't read, like nigga just close your eyes lmao"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818372 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:38:49")

>Thinks that the option allows you to invoke sartre with impunity
Are you retarded?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818376 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:39:00")

OC=Original content

If the maker of the CYOA is posting it it is their Original content it has nothing to do with how old it is you fucking moron"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818379 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:39:20")

>choose whatever you want
no, its "dont follow the given plan"

you get given four possible chains of events which "work" and can either pick from them, not pick at all, or try something else"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818397 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:40:05")

Nope it's not OC"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818405 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:40:30")

How is that not pulling a Sartre?
>hur durr just kill the angels and the demons and solve everything with the power of MAGIC man definitely not a sartre btw all the girls are sucking my dick right now fuck the options lol"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818427 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:42:05")

see >>60818376
How is it not OC if its being posted by the original creator of the original content?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818428 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:42:07")

oh no it's retarded"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818437 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:42:27")

Not picking at all invalidates the entire CYOA
Trying something else is pulling a Sartre, leave it to your "imagination""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818463 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:44:05")

How about you tell me why I'm wrong, genius?
>muh hurr he's wetaded hurr lmao wtf lol"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818477 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:45:02")

>kill the angels
demons are fallen angels, you can kill demons>>> you can kill angels

>solve everything with magic
so something that CAN actually be done in cannon, but done in a more effective manner thanks to meta-knowledge gained from the narrator?

the optimal end was figured out very early on, and uses only what is offered within the CYOA, and was approved by the author themselves

because see above"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818489 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:45:32")

The cyoa gives you the option for hope if you refuse such an option it shows that you're either happy with the other options or you do not have any hope that you could find a solution, to the problem that you know all about.
You just have to use all the pieces that you learned and put it together to make your own good ending. It's a wild card option it's your choice to take it or not."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818560 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:49:06")

Definitely not OC"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818595 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:51:00")

Then it really is a Sartre. The optimal ending is "just use clearly undefined magic to do whatever the fuck you want". Also, when does it say that demons are as powerful as angels? Even though they're fallen angels, they're very different in terms of species, and some are extremely weak, like when Leraje was young. Angels on the other hand ,from what is presented in the CYOA, are pretty much homogenous, and are presented as the ultimate threat for Katherine, basically spelling her doom, much more dangerous than demons or humans. Also, one angel sacrificing herself pretty much changes the world"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818643 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:53:33")

>ust use clearly undefined magic to do whatever the fuck you want
no its "help a character achieve the defined goals they have and achieve what they have been stated to be able to do""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818722 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:57:58")

The cyoa wasn't made to show how cool this magic system is, it gives you four choices on the future of this world, gives you all what you need to know about the politics surrounding these choices and the characters who embody them.
Then it says, okay you can use these choices to solve the conflict in different ways but will lead to not everybody being happy, OR you can use all the information that you've learned to carve a new path for this world, for better or for worse."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818844 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:04:26")

This generated a lot more discussion than I thought it would. I'll guess I'll go over some quick things that stuck out. I definitely went too far with leaving things open-ended, I wanted to allow for as many possible solutions as possible but it would have been better to provide more structure. Likewise, it would probably have been better to put more emphasis on the narrator's perspective and limits in the intro, as apparently that was confusing. It's always just the one character speaking, so first person telling you current information about others, and in the ending routes she switches to predictions and hypotheticals.

Not too much, you were pretty comprehensive. Mostly minor things like how no longer having support from the church and angels might affect Katherine's research, as any angel who supports you is going to become a demon. But it's like you said very hard to currently separate relevant details from flavortext, so I don't think it's worth going into. The details you find relevant for your solution are the most important ones. I probably won't give out the solution, since I'm pretty sure the reaction from most would be "how was I supposed to guess that?" But you touched on a bunch of the most significant portions. Leraje is a succubus at heart, so it's not like she would have been disappointed by encountering a lewd fantasy. She was just extremely enchanted by the world she saw, since two minutes beforehand she was stuck starving in a world that didn't care about her. She'd have nothing against lewdness. Hope you enjoyed it.

I think trying to protect a candle from going out in the wind is interesting. Optimism in an optimistic world is easy, cynicism in a cynical world is easy, but how do you find optimism in a cynical world? It has to be a conscious choice, one I find admirable. I totally get that it's not a perspective many people like though."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818859 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:05:16" && image=="madokasick.png")

>first time seeing this
>got all excited thinking it would be some demonic kingdom builder where you marry the queen but have to manage the kingdom and your unruly avaricious nobles
>instead its just another of whatshisface's second person thought experiment things


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818880 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:06:12")

Holy fuck dude"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818920 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:08:25" && image=="Ultimate God pg1 CYOA.jpg")

"I WILL write a build for this eventually.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818939 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:09:33" && image=="Ultimate God pg2 CYOA.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60818963 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:11:19" && image=="1348441090244.jpg")

>One choice out a dozen 'denies' fate
>It's totally about that one choice guys"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819007 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:14:28" && image=="Ultimate God pg3 CYOA.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819018 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:15:28")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819021 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:15:37" && image=="Ultimate God pg4 CYOA.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819044 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:16:44" && image=="Ultimate God pg5 CYOA.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819054 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:17:16")

Black Queen includes unwanted physical changes based on what society thinks is ideal, and comes with no other abilities. White Queen gives pinnacle human traits in every way, mental and physical. White rook offers no offensive ability, no way to profit save by being paid to live somewhere specific."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819062 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:17:56")

Hope must be present in the first place for that to work. You are the absolute worst person here at giving off even the faintest sense of hope in your works, and thus you fail."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819112 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:21:01")

"One thing I noticed, pretty much the only person defending this CYOA is Gil. 90% of the conversation is people hating it and Gil defending it and getting those people to argue with him. Truly he's nothing but a shitposter.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819149 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:23:30")

Dude. He's just a kid. A very vocal underaged kid."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819162 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:24:15")

Most shitposters are, desu."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819193 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:26:06")

No it's not, and it doesn't benefit any discussion just to boogeyman all of the opinions that aren't yours as this one guy.
The shitposter is you, stop being a homo fag."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819211 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:26:41" && image=="1524575432994.jpg")

">he doesn't pick healing whenever it's available";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819212 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:26:42")

And still puts in more effort than most cyoa authors"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819214 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:26:51")

>despite having multiple people who liked it, everyone who disagrees with me must be gil!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819245 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:28:41")

>Lying contrarian
every time"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819259 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:29:26")

>Needing healing"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819270 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:30:12")

You're a real shitposter, here take this (you).
Hope you choke on it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819271 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:30:15")

>I think trying to protect a candle from going out in the wind is interesting. Optimism in an optimistic world is easy, cynicism in a cynical world is easy, but how do you find optimism in a cynical world? It has to be a conscious choice, one I find admirable. I totally get that it's not a perspective many people like though.
No, you're misunderstanding. We do like that perspective. But we like to actually have it, instead of someone just telling us "the best you can do is fail, there is no hope" and insisting that marching to your doom with a smile is the same thing as optimism."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819282 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:31:10")

Our saviour, our master. He will show us the light"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819284 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:31:15")

Speak for yourself."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819290 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:31:39")

>gone for goo
Given the CYOAs up for discussion lately, this typo pleases me."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819302 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:32:21")

And still nobody gets the reference?

Well played, anon."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819307 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:32:33")

Ah you were at my side all along, my true mentor, MY GUIDING MOONLIGHT."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819313 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:32:54")

no bulli gil-kun"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819322 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:33:14")

>"the best you can do is fail, there is no hope"
The person who told you that abandoned her daughter immediately after birth because she gave up."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819377 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:36:06")

The best ones are still the guardians series which is a bit of a power wank."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819388 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:36:44")

>rapehorse noises transform into human grunts
It felt like being the bad guy of an anime after the protagonist just got a power up."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819397 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:37:24")

How do you get to "hidden boss" level? The version I have saved only went to final."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819402 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:37:40")

She also has foresight good enough to perfectly predict the end results of your actions."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819407 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:37:51")

I know my solution (Bringing Catherine under the protection of Leraje in exchange for prosperity) was questioned by some anons; would it be feasible to bolster Leraje's popularity with advancements (and maybe specialized weapons to smack a bitch in duels), allowing her to just... wind the war down?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819426 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:39:21")

>"my opinion is the commonly accepted one because I said so""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819439 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:40:25")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819468 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:41:53")

"Gil is actually correct about the CYOA.
I have spoken."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819477 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:42:29")

I'll defend it, fight me."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819485 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:43:03")

Read nigger, read!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819487 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:43:06")

And so is the Forces of Darkness counterpart, so it works out as just applying the same principles to a higher power level.
Guardians is the perfect example of what this CYOA tried to do*, presenting a bleak situation that could be turned around by a few brave souls
*I say "tried to do" but I'm thinking this is just an elaborate troll. By definition Morton's Fork is a false dilemma where contradictory evidence leads to the same conclusion"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819488 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:43:07" && image=="AlFyiCO.jpg")

"Hi from /d/";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819489 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:43:11")

That this CYOA is pure faggotry?
wew who knew"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819493 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:43:34")

legit it's worth it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819505 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:44:14" && image=="t3IThmr.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819507 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:44:31")

what no
>>60813796 is correct, and he has my seal of approval. You may all settle down now."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819509 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:44:39")

I feel this way too but that means I'd have to agree with Gil so I will instead just say that any OC is good OC."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819511 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:44:41" && image=="Growing Girl CYOA v1-0 - Page 1.jpg")

>from /d/
Here's the /tg/ original.

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819519 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:45:05")

Either Gigantism or "you don't; the Dark Hero just has +1 in every stat compared to you""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819526 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:45:27")

I remember this! Good times."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819534 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:45:58" && image=="Growing Girl CYOA v1-0 - Page 2.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819538 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:46:36")

where's your OC fag"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819552 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:47:10" && image=="Growing Girl CYOA v1-0 - Page 3.jpg")

This page was small enough for /d/ and /trash/ to begin with."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819562 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:47:58" && image=="RENT FREE.jpg")

>everyone is Gil"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819582 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:48:57")

So the name calls attention to the fact that you'll fail no matter what?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819598 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:49:52")

She's telling you that if you follow this path, you will end up solving the problem. For example, in Leraje's ending, she only knows that "eventually" you'll be found out (remember she is busy being the Demon Queen, dealing with her underlings and so on) but not when, and she also mentions that she can't see everything. So, for example, what would happen if you were to use one of Katherine's looking glasses instead of being there physically? Maybe you'd be found out, maybe not, all she knows is that it doesn't surely lead to the end of the war. However I don't think it was communicated well, so I understand your objection.

Sounds plausible. I'm open to a very wide variety of solutions, as long as you can justify them with what you know.

>thinking this is just an elaborate troll
No, the name refers to the fact that all the paths as presented lead to peace at a large cost. You have to move beyond the choices as presented to you by the narrator to get an unambiguously good ending."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819664 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:53:51")

Fuck off Soria, you a shit"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819677 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:54:32")

She's showing that she has near perfect foresight and then tells you outright she saw no other victories. So there's no expectation that you'll somehow defy her statements which are, to the majority of readers, represented as absolute fact."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819683 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:54:45")


man this is some weird shit, how the fuck do you even develop a giant woman fetish"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819701 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:55:41")

>tells you outright she saw no other victories.
no, they are the only solutions which work 100% of the time"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819779 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:00:22")

Why not?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819786 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:00:55")

Yeah, this was probably my biggest failure in communication. She doesn't present to you the only four victories that are possible, she shows you the only four victories where victory is guaranteed. If you stick to the path, you get an ending where the fighting stops for sure, at some cost. If you stray from the path, you might fail, but you might succeed without paying the cost, or at least paying much less. This is stated in the text, but probably should have been repeated."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819808 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:02:21")

Like most fetishes it's hard to explain, like I have no idea how people like guro. I try to think maybe it's their most precious parts that they want kept hidden leaking out or maybe it's TRUE SADISM, but alas I still can't fully comprehend it.
For me I like girls who are taller than me, I also like excess of things I like, so giant women is a natural conclusion."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819811 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:02:27")

In the rebel option the narrator says:
"These are the few solutions THAT I CAN SEE that have a DEFINITIVE chance of succedding. I CAN'T SEE EVERYTHING, but..."

I have the impression that at least 50% of the people complaining about the CYOA are just trolling or have some problem of reading comprehension...
Of course, there are many valid criticism against the CYOA, but that's a minority of what is being said."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819830 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:03:46")

Happens, remember the shit that the divine trials anon got when he made the second version of his cyoa?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819873 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:06:27")

No. I didn't went to /trash/ at the time because I didn't think there was anything worth it there. (In the beggining it was mostly the case, but I would say that changed, divine trials being one prime example). Could you tell what happened?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819885 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:07:49")

What other cyoas have you made?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819916 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:11:28")

How do I win this?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819928 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:12:21")

pick katherine"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819934 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:12:42")

The final text on the CYOA gives you a 'I haven't seen anything contradicting me but maybe!' that certainly does not get across any feeling of hope after the rest of it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60819942 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:12:59")

Rebel and be clever."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820003 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:18:22")

To put it in the most basic of basic elements, divine trials anon had a, potential ending, segment of his cyoa with all the fun you could have with the gods you made a deals with, your adversary, and yourself. This was all told by a mysterious character you haven't met until then. Then after that the mystery character reveals all the bad ends that your character could end up in if they were to fail, which at the end hints that she's fucking with you to get your nerves up for when you face the challenge.
This was the intention of DT anon, however just like this thread anon didn't take it the right way and believed that the cyoa doomed your character to fail no matter which caused DT anon to create another page to clarify his message better.

>I didn't think there was anything worth it there.
There really isn't, most of the oc comes from reddit. The threads only survived for this long because tok was the main provider of cyoa to the thread. DT anon was a miracle but don't expect such miracles to happen often.
Now since Tok is gone there's no oc other than from off-site places (and rare authors). There being no moderation also makes the undesirable numerous in the community to make matters worse."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820017 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:19:37")

Salvage, To A New World, Haha Time for Elf Bullying"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820032 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:20:28" && image=="1361147303950.png")

Senpai don't present it like that. The bad ends weren't presented as 'could haves' they were presented as absolutes where the prior good endings had been lies and she's pulling back the curtain for a bad end. The presentation came across like this was the absolute truth and a TON of people reading it, maybe the majority, got that impression. Don't sit there and misrepresent the problem like the bad end section had been presented with more ambiguity than it was."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820039 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:20:44")

see, thats the one I can understand if people used the "no winning it sucks regardless" on

but they didnt, at least as far as i can remember"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820059 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:22:09")

It may not give a feeling of hope, but surely doesn't mean that hope is absurd. It's not a directly comfy happy CYOA, you are right, but surely it allows room for hope. More than that, it was intentional:
>I think trying to protect a candle from going out in the wind is interesting. Optimism in an optimistic world is easy, cynicism in a cynical world is easy, but how do you find optimism in a cynical world? It has to be a conscious choice, one I find admirable. I totally get that it's not a perspective many people like though.

And while this may not appeal to everyone, it surely has some appealing aspects:

(altought in this case it's not even about fighting "fate", it's just about having more determination and hope than the woman narrator that is a fallen angel that abandoned her daughter. And the situation doesn't even seem all that impossible to correct in itself, compared to many recently well recevied CYOAs, like the last 2 about mechas from lone observer)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820060 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:22:09")

Avian form

Extra limbs (for gargoyle-like shape),
Projectile attacks (shoots arrow-like feathers out of his body)

Budget Rangers
Magical Girls
Nosy Reporters

Enhanced defense for high defense
Enhanced speed for incredible speed
Shadow step for backup plans
Nightmare embodiment for fear factor

Band of mooks: a creepy-cute catgirl with claws for natural weapon, a super-strong, brutal but dumb lizardman, a shy poisonous spider guy, and a birdgirl with a crush on me who would constantly get defeated in battles and then stay in hospital recovering with her enhanced regen. And a couple more monsterguys and monstergirls who will die quick and easy at the hands of magical girls and rangers until this team of four enter the battle.

Season 1: deal with reporters - one gets butchered by the lizard guy. Another starts digging but gets poisoned by spider's undetectable venom - public will believe it was heart attack. Third one begins his own investigation and ends up in an asylum, catatonic for the rest of his life. His unpublished article is dismissed as writing of a madman.
Season 2: the rangers appear. They defeat the birdgirl twice, kill several redshirts, then get killed one by one. by the final boss who is deceptively tough, too scary and too quick for them.
Season 3: a magical girl team join the battle. They kill all the new redshirts successfully, defeat the birdgirl twice, Kill the lizardman, then kill the catgirl, but she manages to tear one of them apart. Almost kill the birdgirl, but I evacuate her. Then I use my camouflage abilities to track the magical girls fown and kill them one by one. The last sidekick magical girl dies from poison after defeating the spider guy. The boss magical girl meets me in the final battle. Filled with grief, she almost defeats me - fall back, regroup, regen, get her by surprise, scare her, dodge her attacks, wound her with feather arrows, and kill her as she writhes in fear.
Happy end."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820063 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:22:31")

Don't forget that the imports are all shit too. It's dead."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820080 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:23:59")

It does mean hope is absurd since you are denying the word of a precog who has been presented as absolute up until now and whose definitive predictions have been premonitions made up 90% of the text.

Don't use out of CYOA shit to justify in-CYOA wording either. The presentation was a failure. He acknowledges that. I know well what his intent is but the entire point is that the CYOA does not show it whatsoever."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820081 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:24:04")

The three comments made by the mysterious narrator implied that it was the case she was fucking with you. If you ignore those comments made by her then yes I agree but that's the fault of the reader."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820083 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:24:06")

Reading Katherine ending in Leraje's route, is really implied that the reality this CYOA takes place could be a simulation just like in >>60814705 but is it really a simulation?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820099 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:25:35")

I and most other people who read it did not get that implication. It relies on you reading it a very specific way which, as was shown, most people do not. It sounded like mockery to the majority of readers, as the numerous argument showed."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820125 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:28:56")

Yeah, but spread White Rook around enough and mankind is now living in a utopia. You can easily make shitloads of money from it if you have promotion. Have a city pay you a certain amount per year to have you give them a citizen that has it. Now do this for every city and nation. You are now the richest man in the planet, and you have singlehandedly all but ended crime, accidents and disease. This is the sort of thing that can get religions founded that worship you.

Also, it comes with the ability to get anyone attracted to you to do whatever you want. It also makes you revert to your ideal state if ever removed from it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820131 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:29:37")

ha! I remember my build for that one before the price nerf. Con a sucker for 300 money, get the pills, and make to the wastelands with my bots.

I have enjoyed "cheating heinously" at your CYOAs, sir."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820153 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:30:53")

I guess I and a few others had the same eyes as the author than. I guess the author does need to spell it out a bit just to get everyone on the right track."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820180 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:33:08" && image=="iuMKZ7r_0.jpg")

"post very old waifucyoas";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820198 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:34:43" && image=="Gilkun best girl.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820206 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:35:36")

You are not denying the word of a precog. To deny it would be to choose one of the 4 standart choices, acted as she said you would, and expect a diferent ending.

Those 4 choices are the ones that are the ones that SHE CAN SEE that have a DEFINITIVE chance of success.
And this means that:
1) There can be "choices" that she can see that MAYBE can succed, but isn't definitive.
2) There can be "choices" that have a definitive chance of success, but she can't see.
3) There can be "choices" that MAYBE can succed but she can't see.

And in particular we know that there are choices that she can't see the outcome.

And all this is told in the first paragraph of the "rebel' option.
Finishing reading the set up for the CYOA, when asked what you will do, unless you are fine with one of those 4 endings, the natural place to look will be the "rebel" option, and this information will be in the first paragraph you will read.

If the author wished to change how this information was presented, it's more a consequence of /cyoag/ having members with problems of reading comprehension than it being a bad stylistic choice itself."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820232 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:37:31")

Celt best girl."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820255 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:39:35")

This post smells funny"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820261 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:39:58")

>And all this is told in the first paragraph of the "rebel' option.
After the rest of the CYOA built up her authority. Are you ignoring what people are telling you or what?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820273 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:40:50")

and then she herself stated that she isnt omniscient"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820278 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:41:11")

You can take it like that if you'd like.

Thanks, anon. "Cheat" builds are my favorite."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820282 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:41:35")

But if is HERSELF that says that she can't see everything. By trusting her authority, you should trust that there are options beyong what she saw that could give hope."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820297 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:42:58")

Anon I don't understand why it's so hard for you to get that 90% of the content of the CYOA being contradicted by the last few lines is not going to make a strong impact on the readers to the point where they disregard that 90%."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820319 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:44:11")

The mecha CYOA doesn't deign to tell you the future."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820328 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:44:44")

The hope here that was intended to be seen was in everybody's circumstances. Leraje went from a starving, nameless low-tier demon to Demon Queen. Arariel isn't allowed to do as much as she wants to help, but she's going to loophole anything she can to improve the world. Hilde went from an implied abusive background to the greatest knight of all humanity. Katherine was an abandoned orphan, but she's on track to getting world peace. It isn't a sure thing for any of them, they've sacrificed much to get there and everything can come crashing down around them at any time. It often does. But they keep protecting that candle, because what's the alternative? Do you accept the lot in life that's given to you, to you reject it and curl up in a ball of despair, or do you rebel?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820353 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:46:38")

The past isn't presented as an example for the future, anon."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820354 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:46:40")

Thanks. Adding it to your Unknown Creator 13 folder."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820355 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:46:39")

But you are not suppose to disregard the rest of the CYOA. You are suppose to build up from there. You are suppose to use the knowledge from those 4 nodes to see if you can find a better one. The tone of bleakness is still suppose to be there, but the space for hope too. This isn't a contradiction, it's intentional as I have linked the posts earlier."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820365 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:47:41")

Er unnamed creator 13 folder."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820366 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:47:41")

"Kudos to the fantasy waifu maker author.
There's nothing greater than seeing nerd's rage overt the fact they can't fuck a fictional character the way they want."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820367 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:47:50")

No, but the endbringgers seems like a problem much bigger and harder to deal with than the war in Mordon's Fork."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820372 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:48:14")

its not contradicting the cyoa

if you stand in a dark room, but find a single beam of light- that light doesent make the room bright, but it does mean that there is a way out"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820384 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:49:11")

Someone explained this to you earlier. Anons will have more hope if you don't try and tell them what WILL happen."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820386 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:49:17")

jokes on you, I got my fetish basically handed to me on a silver platter"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820394 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:49:40")

I would give this flute to the shark, then organize a master class where child B teached A and C how to make a flute - now each of them has a flute. Then I'd organize a master class whete child A teaches B and C how to play the flute. Now each of them has a flute they can play. Then I'd organize a concert of a children't flute band with a cool laser show, and make money for myself, all three children, and the legshark."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820395 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:49:54")

I'm happy for you."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820399 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:50:04")

>The posts
Wow you keep using his statements like they reflect on how the CYOA is designed. Do you know nothing of design and presentation?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820422 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:51:15")

Nobody has talked about sex though?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820432 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:51:43")

Thanks, Mega Anon."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820513 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:58:18")

I understand. But there is a difference between an anon feeling hopeful and there being theorical space for hope. The intention was to create a scenario that favors cynism over hope, while yet giving space for hope, and it did succeed in it.

They reflect how was the intention of the design of the CYOA.
I use them just to confirm that it was intentional - that the CYOA have a bleak vibe yet there is hope in it can be confirmed by just seeing the CYOA itself."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820521 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:59:14")

>anon feeling hopeful
It's a fantasy game, not reality. This is the part that really matters."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820540 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:00:45")

Other than >>60820131 apparently there was a lot of screeching at v 1.0 of salvage, to the point where the price of all the items was dropped drastically ( I think mostly cut in half) in an update, after which anons felt a little better about being able to stabilize by the rules."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820554 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:02:37")

There is more feelings that a CYOA can give than hopefulness, and these feelings doesn't need to be imediate as you read the text.

Honestly, the more and more I see people complaining about this, the more I think the author did a good job in this aspect of the CYOA at least."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820570 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:04:02" && image=="Resonator 1.jpg")

"I'm gonna post it cause I like it and it's not in the thread";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820597 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:06:17" && image=="Resonator 2.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820600 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:06:40")

"Did the anon who was working on Hero Academy x Magic Academy cyoa die?
What about that other one who was doing a cyoa about 'irl' yanderes?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820601 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:06:42")

Nobody plays these for edgy tragedy, anon."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820610 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:07:16")

Now that's thinking like a capitalist."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820613 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:07:23")

Is this the same author as guardians? I really like this guy. Is there a page with all of this guys' CYOAs?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820614 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:07:25" && image=="Spoiler Image")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820636 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:08:42")

It's metaphorical sex. Fantasy fuel. Escapism
>I-I don't want to feel miserable.
These cunts can't understand people might like escapist media in a way that isn't a cheap feel-good powertrip.
Sometimes I play games and watch movies to be scared. Sometimes to "feel bad" and make me look at life in a new light. "Depressing CYOA" (lmao nigga it's just text) are legitimate and have the right to exist"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820640 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:08:57" && image=="Resonator 4.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820656 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:10:17" && image=="Spoiler Image")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820683 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:12:10")

>Demigod Import
+15 Divinity
>Four-Person Family
129 Divinity for MC, 80 for family
>Resurrection -5
>Aspect: Creation
Construction, Birth, Hope, Faith, Order, Genesis.
unlock Ultimate Creation, gain Basic Creation
6 free Angelic Points, Late Bloomer drawback

Aspect Powers:
>Creation Ultimate -5
>Unity Divine -10

Divine Powers: -35
>Shapeshifting Divine -5
>Divine and Cosmic Senses -6
>Resistance and Regeneration Ultimate -10
>Preemptive Immortality -5
>Nullification -3
>Imbue Divine -6

Corrupted Power:
>The Final Scream
Corruption Level: 2
>Mark of the Void

>Hermione, Goddess of Mind (Import)
>Korra, Goddess of Destruction (Import)
>Asami, Goddess of Heart (Import)
>Alex, Goddess of Life
>Max, Hero of Time
>Horus, lesser goddess of War
>Atlas, the Spirit Warrior -2
>Aurelia, Queen of Flames -2

>Late Bloomer +5
>Lost and Found +4
>Sparring +5

God damn it I won't have time to finish this today.
To be continued, then."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820728 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:15:54")

Welcome! And uploaded."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820730 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:15:58")

Which one? The Morton's Fork one in this thread?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820736 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:16:20")

My wife Chino"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820810 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:22:19" && image=="Font Waifu.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820840 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:25:21")

>why would I want to protect someone else's smile?
Because you'd go to hell otherwise."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60820858 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:26:24")

how new"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60821000 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:36:20")

Nah, a capitalist would give the flute to the shark, hire it as a slave driver to get A to teach C and his family how to play flutes for the masses, while B teaches you how to make the flute. You then make B make flutes until he overworks himself to death. Finally, you take on an apprentice, have them pay you to teach them to make flutes, and then have them pay off the loans they accrued by making flutes for you until they die"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60821027 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:38:01")

However you cut it, the legshark makes out pretty well. Profits flow like chum."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60821075 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:40:55")

Foo, you just called the people on 4chan "nerds". That means you're either in denial of what you are, or you're in the wrong site. Either way, you're the main source of cringe here, not waifu-spergers."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60821091 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:42:00")

>left out everyone's waifu, Verdana

For shame."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60821162 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:46:08")

>No Italics
Wasted opportunity"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60821202 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:48:02")

"I have questions for Beri";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60821226 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:49:22")

wait we can't post images directly from links? damn"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60821246 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:50:15")

Italics isn't a font you numnuts"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60821273 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:52:29")

I went away for three days, /cyoag/.

Three. Fucking. Days.

Where did all this depressing sad stuff come from?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60821286 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:53:08")

Are you someone we should know?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60821332 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:56:01")

Dude, thanks for two types I've just downloaded to my collection. A Githic girl with a passion for hack'n'slash games and a bookworm girl with passion for Celtic mythology and witchcraft were exactly what my harem needed,"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60821344 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:56:33")

No, just a random anon who wants to find out when this thread went from generic waifupickers to... this.

It's not bad, on the contrary, I quite like the CYOAs. But damn did this shite get a turn for sad.

That, or these are old CYOA that I only noticed now."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60821363 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:57:51")

>Celt is known for her extremely relaxed nature
What in the God damn"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60821409 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:59:54")

All three of those are minimum 1 month old and I think the second and third are closer to 6 months. In fact, I believe To a New World is the previous CYOA made by this >>60813206
same author."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60821456 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:02:11")

Huh. Thanks Anon. So most of the sad things come from a single author. Does the author need a hug?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60821510 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:04:59")


>Profession/Two Skills
Renegade Priest/Theology and Divination

>Past/Two Skills
Temple Apprentice/Reading and writing, Cold Touch


>Six Additional Skills
Sharp Eye
Sharp Ear
Misty Aura

Spend my days going from town to town, convincing the world that I am in fact an aspect of God, brought to Koegria to demand penitence. Shake the locals down for some money, start a cult, you know. Have fun with it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60821588 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:08:00")

>>60814655 was after To A New World"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60821646 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:10:40" && image=="Salvage.jpg")

Elf Bullying and New World are by the same author as pic related and Morton's Fork. Morton's fork is the new OC of the batch and got people on the topic. There's also Resonator (>>60820570) I suppose but that's more grimdark than tragic."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60821667 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:11:32")

I wouldn't really call it grimdark. Just dark."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60821710 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:13:32")

Yeah but I think they are both from 2017"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60822009 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:27:52")

based retard waaaaafag"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60822203 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:38:07")

"Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)


Slayer designation: Zamiel

>Special Capabilities
Precision Attack
Ghost Step
+NBC Shielding

Temporal Manipulation

Senpai (notice me please)

>Service Roster
500 - Ryuji
300 - Behemoths
300 - Nebulas
250 - Spirits of Fire
250 - Mind-Twisters
200 - Crysfiends
200 - Ravagers

2000 total

Canceling the Apocalypse

I've got a giant edgy lightning-shooting ninja robot that moves so fast it breaks the sound barrier when it lifts a finger. I can slow down fucking TIME and have spatial awareness of the entire battlefield. Come down here, Endbringers, I need to feed your souls to my mecha."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60822224 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:39:11")


And Lia lives!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60822772 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:06:50" && image=="1407351397786.jpg")


Four days of blindness per month: +6pts
Four days of awful stench per month: +4pts
35 points total

Small sweetish food cube: -1pt
One gourmet dinner a week: -4pts
Unlimited coffee/tea/hot cocoa: -3pts

>Health and Hygiene
Toothbrush/toothpaste/soap/toilet paper: -1pt
High quality hygiene products: -2pts
Prison shower: -1pt
With hot water: -2pts
Monthly medical examination: -3pts

>Entertainment and Company
E-reader with 100 books: -2pts
Cramped library: -2pts
Musical Instrument (A really nice synthesizer probably): -2pts
Pet: -3pts

>Room and Miscellaneous
Access to environmental controls: -1pt
Expand cell to 5x5x3 meters with wood-textured floor and forested hill "window": -8pts

I want the cell to get as close to pic related as possible

>Sipping on hot cocoa under my nice blankets, room temperature hovering in the low sixties, reading one of my 100 books while my cat rests on the bed next to me

Wouldn't be a bad life."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60823097 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:24:43")

Why are there so many idiot socialists here? Is it because their ideology can only function in the realm of fantasy?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60823152 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:28:02")

escaping from the hells of capitalism"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60823177 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:29:35")

Not too hellish if they fuel your ability to whine here."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60823234 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:33:12" && image=="participate in society.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60823259 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:34:57")

>We should improve society
>By overthrowing a working system and instituting one proven to fail"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60823280 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:36:44")

Dumb comictard."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60823385 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:43:05")

About how tall is the average Slayer? Can I assume the first picture is accurate and they are roughly 10x human, meaning that most of the range numbers are multiplied by 10?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60823476 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:48:48")


Looks like the person in the foreground for the example picture is in the foreground, so the mecha is probably significantly bigger than that. I was assuming they average ~75 meters tall like Unit-01."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60823503 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:50:20")

>the person in the foreground for the example picture is in the foreground

And I'm apparently qualified to work for the Department of Redundancy Department"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60823555 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:53:42")

Guys, stop quarreling! I'm a centrist, if my political views even should matter on this board."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60823575 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:55:56")

Nobody likes a fencesitter, everyone would unite in opposition to you."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60823598 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:57:43")

I was looking at the person on the catwalk/scaffold thing on the left, near its head height."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60823600 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:57:47")

I'd say About 40m (similar to EVA 001) with some variance. Colossus ranges between 50 and 60 (Mechagodzilla and Voltron). Recall for the opening picture that the dude is significantly in the foreground."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60823617 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:58:49" && image=="mecha scale and engineering.jpg")

>Forget the image"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60823629 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:59:37")

The scale of the Evas is infamously inconsistent throughout the show. It was only standardized in Rebuild."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60823747 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:08:37")

"15-20m is optimal mecha height.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60823854 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:16:15")

this is the most basic bitch commie response i've seen in a while.
i don't understand that the term any more, it has been stretched to meaningless ness. We are living in a social democracy in which wealth is redistribution to ensure that people have what they need. but the market is mostly unregulated it's just boom no different from an unregulated market with robber barons.
also some how fascism is capitalistic because i need my fucking double think."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60823899 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:18:44")

Sounds like Fire Emblem Fates all over again."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60823969 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:23:53")

>I don't get it. Hilde is literally the only option that gives you a happy ending. Why are there even ither options to begin with? Picking any other ends with them dying, while Hilde is the only waifu. How is this a waifu picker? Hell, how is this even a CYOA? "Choose this girl or pick a girl who'll just fucking die".

All the endings other than Katherine are happy. I don't understand people complaining about this."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60823982 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:24:36")

a basic bitch commie response to a basic bitch capitalist response.

don't care enough to get into a full argument & point out all the stupidity in the second part of your comment atm"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60823988 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:25:21")

Your loved one dies in them."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60824073 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:30:25")

Where does it say that I love them?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60824086 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:31:29")

>Not at least loving the childhood friend and the girl who is nursing you back to health"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60824094 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:31:54")




Only true choice, TBQH senpai."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60824110 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:33:07")

>childhood friend

That was only a dream."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60824135 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:34:51")


When I first read this, I was half-asleep. It seemed like a pretty uninteresting story, presenting itself as some over-complicated waifu picker. But after -rereading it, I see it is a rather thought-provoking piece. Good work, author."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60824155 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:36:10")

Worthless and coldhearted you are."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60824159 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:36:40")

>Everything is edgy and sucks
>Thought provoking"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60824197 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:39:33")

I mean /literally/ a dream. Did you not read the CYOA?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60824207 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:40:20")

A lucid dream in tandem."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60824305 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:47:42")

maid anon is best girl"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60824315 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:48:27")


The mystery box wasn't fucking around."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60824317 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:48:39")

Who says that Katherine dies in her route? I mean yes, she will eventually die from old age like you will, but nowhere does it say that she is ever caught by her pursuers. After being detected the two of you are sheltered for a time by the demon queen who eventually buying you time to escape from an angelic hit squad."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60824340 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:50:25")

I could have this argument, but I'll point out that reply is to someone who said everyone but Katherine is a happy end. Get why that reply didn't account for Katherine now?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60824352 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:51:17")

>Senpai don't present it like that. The bad ends weren't presented as 'could haves' they were presented as absolutes where the prior good endings had been lies and she's pulling back the curtain for a bad end

Yeah: since the "bad end" comes after the "good end" and /references the events of/ the fake good end that immediately precedes it, a non-insane person would assume that it is in fact the real end."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60824354 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:51:25")


> Not getting an ending you like means it sucks."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60824359 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:51:38")

I choose:
I am sleepy, and I don't see anywhere that says 'choose one', so I pick all of them

I don't like their endings, so I figure it out, if they all join forces they might be able to achieve something better.
Don't really care either way, probably going to fuck off to sleep while they do their saving the world business."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60824375 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:53:16")

Katherine's route is the only one in which no problems are solved."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60824376 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:53:28")

>Forced endings in CYOAs
>Not sucking"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60824388 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:53:59")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60824402 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:54:53")

She wasn't dead to begin with. That's not a problem that gets solved, that's a thing that doesn't change."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60824414 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:55:34")

Why are you ignoring that this conversation was about everyone but Katherine by repeatedly talking about Katherine?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==60824464 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:59:29")

Get involved with Arariel, waifu Katherine afterwards. Best end."