import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/u/ - Yuri";
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

public void refresh(a);

}
class Thread extends Board{
public void TonarinoKyuuketsuki-san(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "Tonari no Kyuuketsuki-san";
int postNumber = "2722757";
String image = "2047684.jpg";
String date = "10/05/18(Fri)11:27:29";
String comment = "Time for the married life of not-Shinobu and vampire Chino.";

}
public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2722761 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)11:35:29" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-05-12h33m12s392.png")

"The OP is great and gay.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2722762 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)11:36:13" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-05-12h33m18s337.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2722763 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)11:41:29" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-05-12h33m56s788.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2722764 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)11:42:14" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-05-12h31m00s049.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2722766 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)11:43:05" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-05-12h31m19s817.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2722768 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)11:43:52" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-05-12h31m53s803.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2722769 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)11:44:52" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-05-12h32m21s825.png")

"";


if(Goggled Anon && title=="" && postNumber==2722772 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)11:48:02")

">>2722763
>Handholding bondage
We have reached a new level of depravity."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2722779 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)11:56:25")

"Well, looks gay enough to watch it.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2722819 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)12:52:42" && image=="[HorribleSubs] Tonari no Kyuuketsuki-san - 01 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_15.18_[2018.10.05_18.51.35].jpg")

"You need to be a extremely tolerant parent to allow your underage daughter to live with an elder vampire.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2722820 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)12:53:05")

"This show kinda reminds me of that lesbian loli vampire manga from Dynasty Reader.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2722833 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)13:03:57")

">>2722820
It was based on a manga. No idea why Dynasty labeled it as yuri though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2722878 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)13:32:07")

">>2722819
Clearly they wanted their daughter to score with a cute vampire gf."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2722998 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)15:39:33")

">>2722819
Why is every anime this season so bright, Yagate is blinding"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723119 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)19:20:09")

">>2722763
So lewd"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723123 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)19:24:05")

">>2722819
Or just be not a hypocrite. She clearly would have done the same thing in her daughter's shoes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723127 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)19:26:58" && image=="[HorribleSubs] Tonari no Kyuuketsuki-san - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.48_[2018.10.05_18.18.31].jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723133 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)19:50:03")

">>2723127
Lewd and romantic."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723189 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)21:41:39")

"It's still a bummer for me that Gokumi went with YuYuYu's art style for the adaptation instead of Kinmoza's one.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723190 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)21:43:50")

">>2722772
It feels like being bashed over the head with the red string of fate. In a good way."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723193 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)21:44:57" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-05-21h40m36s823.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723281 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)00:31:47")

"Its been a long time since I read the manga. I don't remember the manga having Sophie have wings, nor Sophie having a body pillow in her coffin (think the bottom half was naked?).";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723294 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)01:15:36" && image=="img000007.png")

">>2723281
The wings show up several times. The "no flying in the halls" gag for instance is in the manga too."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723295 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)01:17:08" && image=="img000011.png")

">>2723294
And here's the dakimakura, sadly not bottomless. Maybe there's hope for the other side."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723678 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)17:42:57" && image=="Tonari no Kyuuketsuki-san - Chu.webm")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723846 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)23:53:22" && image=="1538861723942.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723847 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)23:54:33" && image=="1538868042016.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723986 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)07:24:12")

">>2723678
How did I miss this, I've watched the opening like 20 tim- oh, it's an edit.
But that means the blonde vampire is a potential girlfriend for the classmate."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2724027 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)09:25:58")

">>2723986
Their lips fit perfectly together, the animator who did this had them kissing before making the final opening.
And yeah, that's exactly what this means, let's see how the anime goes about this, I don't want the classmate to end as another Yaya."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2724472 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)00:29:32" && image=="71071591_p0.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2724661 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)10:45:14" && image=="53704556_p0.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2724663 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)10:45:51" && image=="53704556_p1.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2724664 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)10:46:25" && image=="53704556_p2.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2724665 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)10:47:03" && image=="53704556_p3.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2724666 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)10:48:09" && image=="Spoiler Image")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725164 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)00:24:10")

">>2724666
Can one of you weebs please translate this? put it in spoilers if necessary"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725173 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)00:43:55")

">>2724666
I must admit something like this was the first thing that came to mind while watching the episode. I blame Touhou fanworks."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725176 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)01:00:11")

">>2725164
>That was such a fun birthday with my darling..
>Well, time to move these boxes"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725189 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)01:34:42")

">>2725176
Well fuck. I hate tragedy_of_long_life
Thank you, though, Onee-sama."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725193 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)01:44:41")

">>2725189
The anon is bullshitting you."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725200 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)01:50:45")

">>2725176
I like the cut of your jib."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725202 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)01:52:09")

"There's an easy solution, just Embrace her";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725203 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)01:53:26")

">>2725176
Stop lying imouto
>An eternal vampire who keeps living forever or a human who dies and is forgotten.
>I wonder which one is the happier?

I probably fucked this up, but I think that's the general gist, >>2725164"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725206 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)02:01:59")

">>2724666
How about No?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725437 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)11:52:25")

"It's obvious Akari will transform herself into a vampire to stay forever with Sophie.
The question is what is the method to become a vampire in this world?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725438 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)11:54:32")

">>2724666
Why are people so uncreative with supernatural romances? a world of possibilities and always come out with the same shit, even something like twilight had an excuse to keep the couple until the end"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725457 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)12:23:46")

">>2725437
lick the fangs and then vampire gently bites the tongue"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725484 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)13:09:21")

">>2725189
The worst tragedy_of_long_life is the kind where the immortal can easily give their mortal girlfriend long life but doesn't."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725514 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)13:55:53")

">>2725484
Especially when there are no serious downsides to said immortality"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725542 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)14:48:18" && image=="surfing muse at night.jpg")

"Wonder if this show will answer the monthly question.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725551 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)15:03:37")

">>2725542
Indeed. How does she pay the electric bill?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725555 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)15:11:19")

">>2725542
If she ever learned to code she would be the perfect programmer."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725587 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)16:43:25")

">>2725514
Immortality is the downside of immortality. And a pretty damn serious one, unless the word "immortal" is taken in a very... not immortal way. (i.e. you can still die by getting shot or stabbed or whatever, just not through aging)"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725594 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)16:52:09")

">>2725587
That's essentially every form of fictional immortality short of the Hourai Elixir."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725595 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)16:53:19")

">>2725587
Well, vampires die with sunlight."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725614 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)17:31:13")

">>2725542
Can you actually order human blood online?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725665 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)19:13:58")

">>2725614
Maybe in the deep web."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725669 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)19:17:08")

">>2725514
Pretty much any form of immortality has some serious downside. That's why some prefer to stay mortal even if means being torn apart from their immortal lover."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725750 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)21:31:42" && image=="[HorribleSubs] Tonari no Kyuuketsuki-san - 01 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_22.48_[2018.10.10_04.24.21].jpg")

">>2725594
>>2725669
>>2725595
It heavily depends on how serious and well thought out the story is. In this case wearing heavy clothing and parasol is enough to mitigate the effects of sunlight and preserved blood works just as well as natural one. The vampirism doesn't seem to have any mental side effects. So what are the downsides exactly? Inability to sunbathe and taste food? It seems like very minor inconvenience for immortality, super-strength, flight and other superpowers."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725757 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)21:43:51")

">>2725750
Have you never read or watched anything where immortality is a concept or theme?

>Lose the ability to die, and, at least philosophically, life loses much of its importance/significance/meaning
>You will lose everyone (friends, family, potential lovers, etc.) and everything you love (and in a case where your loved one is also immortal, you run other risks). Also leads to the first point
>Can never fit in anywhere, truly. In most settings and place you'll have to move every few years in order to avoid detection because you're an unnatural monster in the best of cases
>Get to watch the world, and everything in it, change (while you don't), often in terrible ways.
>Related to that point, you will likely become attached to the morals/values of the time in which you were still human and will likely never fully feel good about a number of social/moral/ethical changes in the world
>General malaise and depression that forms from all of that and more

Maybe in this specific anime a few of those downsides are gone, but ultimately immortality is shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725761 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)21:49:47")

">>2725750
I wouldn't call those trivial inconveniences. It only sounds fine to you because you haven't experienced them.

I'm a hikkikomori and don't go outside for weeks on end, and even I am terrified at the thought of not being able to go out anytime I want. It becomes restrictive the longer you go on. There's a huge difference between self-imposed solitude and being part-time prisoned. The manga is lighthearted and already you can see how inconvenient it is: you can't have fun go shopping or walking the park when the mood strikes, you can't buy stuff when needed and have to wait till possible, the warm beach is out of question, etc. I had to move out of a communal buiding because I got tired of having to wait for my busybody neighbours to sleep before coming out to do stuff occasionally, exactly like a vampire fearing the sun."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725762 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)21:52:06")

">>2725761
You can go out at night."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725764 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)21:54:38")

">>2725757
>but ultimately immortality is shit.
That's what elites will say to masses in the near future. "Immortality is suffering, so we'll take that suffering for you! Meanwhile enjoy your short meaningful life!""
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725766 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)21:54:58")

">>2725761
You should see a therapist."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725774 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)22:04:55")

">>2725757
This is a common point of view in fiction, but I find it hard to sympathize with it. It simply sounds like a case of sour grapes. A few centuries ago the same people have probably shouted that no one should wish to live more than "god's given lifespan", which was 30-40 years at the time.
A human mind is incredibly flexible, no need to disparage its ability to adapt to new norms and ideas. You will always be meeting new people, and humanity invents so many new things every year, that boredom should be the last thing you should be worrying about.
The ultimate solution for avoiding loneliness and social disconnect would be to share your method of obtaining immortality with everyone. And I don't mean your close circle of friends and family. I mean literally everyone."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725783 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)22:32:29")

">>2725438
An immortal x mortal yuri couple going around the world doing tomb raiding/treasure hunting stuff trying to find a way to turn the mortal girl immortal without some serious drawback would be a good premise for an adventure manga."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725805 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)23:11:02")

">>2725614
I don't think so, but if you can, maybe from chinese or slav vendor"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725808 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)23:25:25")

">Using vampirism as a metaphor for lesbianism
Gem of the season."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725809 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)23:27:11")

">inb4 menstruation jokes";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725810 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)23:28:47")

">>2725809
What did the lesbian vampires say to each other?
See you next month. lmao"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725821 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)23:54:00")

">>2725810
Terrible."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725829 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)00:14:19")

">>2725809
>>2725810
What are you? 1200? it's not just blood that comes out from there. Not a vampire but this is offensive."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725830 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)00:16:37")

">>2725829
>Not a vampire
Sure thing Sophie"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725837 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)00:39:59")

">>2725829
>another dumb maleposter thinking period fluid is some sort of poison
It's literally blood with pussy. That other thing mixed with the blood is pussy juice you dumb shitter."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725841 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)00:44:05")

">>2725762
I do, and that's not the point. Read again.

>>2725766
I also do. Been taking medication for 8 years."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725849 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)00:57:48")

"Being a hikki fucked my bones. I have osteoporosis at 20 (have been a hikki/neet for literally 7 years).

Please take the sun and eat well if you don't want to have shattered bones later. Unfortunately we're not vampires."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725859 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)01:16:05")

">>2725849
how did you get your tendiebux, anon?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725864 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)01:35:57")

">>2725859
No autismbux in my country, mom took care of me until she died."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725870 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)01:48:07")

">>2725864
so NEET life is not like those tick tock wagecuck threads on r9k"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725871 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)01:50:54")

">>2725870
Depends on why you're a NEET. If you're a NEET because you're a mentally ill loser then yeah, it's not like in those threads. On the other hand if you willingly became a NEET because you're sick of working and want to have a long break then you can make the experience very enjoyable if you have money to sustain the lifestyle. Still wouldn't recommend it long term because I'm sure NEET life can mindbreak even the most normalfag."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725882 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)02:42:58")

">>2725774
Literally everyone being immortal would lead to its own set of problems. For example food would be scarce (I'm sure people would still want to eat even if they don't need to).
Plus all forms of immortality have the same unavoidable drawback: eventually the heat death of the universe will make all stars go out, all life will end, and all immortals will spend eternity floating in the cold void. You just can't beat entropy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725884 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)02:45:32")

">>2725829
>>2725837
Chunky womb lining bits would be a treat for vampires, right?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725885 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)02:52:25" && image=="Madoka Magica - Kyubey.jpg")

">>2725882
>You just can't beat entropy.
That's quitter talk."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725887 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)02:54:11")

">>2725882
immortal =/= unkillable"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725897 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)03:19:49")

">>2725871
I need comfy /u/ lesbo version of tick tock wagecuck"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725905 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)03:25:04")

">>2725882
Assuming that the rate of expansion of the universe is bounded, so that it doesn't reach a point where space is flying apart so rapidly that not even the strong nuclear force can hold quarks together, so that hadrons exist only for an instant before being ripped apart with such energy that new particles are formed only to immediately be flung outside each others' event horizons, losing all knowledge of each others' brief existences as they too are sundered, meeting the same fates as their progenitor. If, somehow, immortality immunized your particles from such a fate, then your observable universe beyond yourself would be literal nothing."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725959 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)06:14:08")

"The ability to become immortal, especially to the point where you won't die even once the entire universe has (which, again, is basically only the Hourai Elixir), ALREADY defies entropy. If you live in a universe where magic like that is possible, there is absolutely no reason to assume that our universe's concept of entropy applies in at all the same way.

Other points are just inane. People around you will die? That already happens. It's sad, you eventually move on, the human brain is good at that. It'll make you ~woo not be human any more woo~? Whatever that's supposed to mean, it's apparently not significant enough a change that you couldn't relate to an immortal being enough to fall in love with them, and visa-versa. You'll face restrictions like not sunbathing, depending on the form of immortality? Yeah, sucks, but we already become restricted as we age, and I invite any "life sucks when you get old, I just want fifty good years and then I'm out" posers to come back when they're fifty themselves.

Human progress has been all about increasing human lifespans past what is possible naturally. It's practically a core value OF humanity. But now we have the ideal lifespans, and increasing them further - and eliminating the problems of age at the same time - would make us disconnected and inhuman? No, I don't think so. We have those stories to make us feel better about having limited lifespans, and I'm willing to bet that when the first clinical-immortality technology is created, the only people telling those stories will be the ones who can't afford it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725968 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)06:42:33")

">>2725959
>progress
There you have your issue. In a world of immortals, you have no progress. Eventually everything will stagnate. If nobody dies, nobody can get born and a status quo will be searched for. One where everything is exactly balanced so it works for eternity. Once that is reached, everyone essentially stops living, even though they may be physically alive.
You could try going against that, by making everyone forget everything that's older than 50 years old. But that would mean, that a part of you still dies. In 50 years, nothing you know now will be known by "you". Is that still you then?

Humans stagnate, as they age. In part because the brain isn't quite as capable to process and save new information anymore. But in part also because they get stuck in a "I know what's best" pattern. And when were things best? In the past, when they were young. It's why it's bad to only have old people being politicians. They tend to be in an unchangeable rut, where they don't take well to new ideas. A balance is important. Wisdom of the old, initiation of the young. Progress works like that.

Of course, if just one person is immortal, you don't have to think about the society so much. But a lot of these issues still apply to oneself. Fighting stagnation is the biggest task you have. Even with just a long long life. Thus you have witches, toying with worlds for their pleasure, just to not stagnate and essentially die while still "living" and other fancy fantasy ideas.


The worst part about immortality is boredom. Because forever is a damn long time."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725970 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)06:45:30")

">be immortal
>still no gf because your name have two "ya"s"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725975 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)07:05:37")

">>2725968

> If nobody dies, nobody can get born
You... you do know that the birth rate has outpaced the death rate for pretty much the entirety of human history, right?

>One where everything is exactly balanced so it works for eternity.
That status quo is already "searched for". But there is no such thing as perfection, and people will always have their plans disrupted and be driven to improve the status quo. There is absolutely nothing about immortality that implies this would stop, other than the nonsensical idea that the only thing that drives people is the fear of death.

>Once that is reached, everyone essentially stops living, even though they may be physically alive.
This sentence has no meaning.

>Humans stagnate, as they age
So again: do you think that in fifty years, or eighty or one hundred or whatever you think the ideal non-stagnated lifespan (that coincidentally just so happens to be one that we can currently achieve, since our current medically-extended lifespan is the one true human ideal) is, you'll be able to come back and say "well, I've had my fun, gimme that sleeping pill overdose now"?

>Thus you have witches, toying with worlds for their pleasure, just to not stagnate and essentially die while still "living" and other fancy fantasy ideas.
Again: these are stories told by people who can't achieve immortality, to feel better about the ineveitable.

>The worst part about immortality is boredom. Because forever is a damn long time.
Plenty of people aren't bored in their hundred years, even with the restrictions of age. People and the world are endlessly changing for hundreds of reasons other than death, and "forever" is only as long as you want it to be."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725977 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)07:08:00")

"I wish all of you arguing about immortality were dead.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725978 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)07:10:44")

">>2725864
If you're who I think you are, then I'm glad you're still alive. I asked about you in the general thread a while ago but my post was deleted."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726027 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)08:02:20")

">>2725959
You're really understimating people's attachment to their loved ones, and overstimating their capacity for finding new things to be interested in. Many people lose the drive to live after losing a close person, and not many are able to change their interests to find something else to occupy their minds. Even the universe never dies, it' still finite, and eventually one would run out of things to be invested in.
Your ideal of eternal life just doesn't exist. Nothing lasts forever, everything must die someday."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726030 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)08:13:52")

">>2726027
>Many people lose the drive to live after losing a close person
No, that's very, very much the exception. Everyone loses people, and eventually the pain fades. That's how our minds HAVE to work: loss is ineveitable, and if we broke as soon as it happened, we wouldn't be able to survive at all.

> Even the universe never dies, it' still finite, and eventually one would run out of things to be invested in.
So: how many years? Give me a number, and tell me honestly that when you're that age minus one day, you're certain that you'll be just thrilled to never exist again after tomorrow.

>Your ideal of eternal life just doesn't exist
What is my "ideal"? All I've done is refute downsides that are either appeals to emotion based on "it's always been that way" or already happen in normal human life. The only one talking about any specific form of immortality are the ones insisting that you have to live forever in the endless void of heat death despite that being how virtually no actual forms of immortality work.

>Nothing lasts forever, everything must die someday.
Thought-terminating cliche."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726033 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)08:28:05")

">>2726030
> All I've done is refute downsides that are either appeals to emotion based on "it's always been that way" or already happen in normal human life.

You haven't. And you should stop now, before things get more off-topic."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726034 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)08:29:23")

">>2726033
Discussing the lives of immortals is perfectly on the topic of a show about vampire yuri.

Gainsaying is not an argument."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726040 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)08:56:35")

">>2725757
>Have you never read or watched anything where immortality is a concept or theme?
Yes, let's learn about how shitty being immortal is from people who have and will never actually experience it. Seriously, that's like learning how being gay is so terrible from the perspective of only straight people who have never even had a conversation with a gay person."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726043 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)09:03:16")

">>2725757
>life loses much of its importance/significance/meaning
A ton of people already don't think life is all that important or significant or deserves meaning. Not everyone lives everyday to the fullest in anticipation of their own death.
>You will lose everyone and everything you love
If you live into your 80s the chances are the you are going to one day lose everyone you love. You would get used to it really quickly if you lived forever.
> In most settings and place you'll have to move every few years
Depending on how old you are when you were changed you might only have to move every few decades. And depending on how peachy you get with your neighbors you might never have to move at all.
>Get to watch the world, and everything in it, change (while you don't), often in terrible ways.
What terrible ways? An immortal who lived the last thousand years would watch the world change for the better.
>will likely never fully feel good about a number of social/moral/ethical changes in the world
then move to a backwards country that still holds your backwards unchanging opinions."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726045 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)09:06:59")

"Why is everyone arguing about immortality either with everyone being immortal or you alone being immortal while nobody is considering being immortal with your lover? It's the best of both worlds.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726054 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)09:19:31")

">>2726045
Mental illness."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726067 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)09:38:36")

">>2726045
>being immortal with your lover
This would be the very definition of hell."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726162 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)12:41:45")

"All this talk about the pros and cons of immortality is meaningless because we're not sure if Akari would want to be a vampire or not.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726164 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)12:42:41")

">>2726067
>not being friends with your lover
Sounds like your a bad lover"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726273 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)16:07:55")

">>2725882
>and all immortals will spend eternity floating in the cold void.
What if everything will constrict into one singular dot? If you are immortal, you can do yuri with everyone present there."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726274 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)16:09:14")

">>2726162
If you won't change your... culinary status? for your yuri lover, then you are unworthy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726277 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)16:10:44" && image=="pandora.jpg")

">>2726045
I want to be immortal with my robocatgirlfriend."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726281 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)16:17:35")

">>2725968
>. In a world of immortals, you have no progress.
Because today Japan/West Europe have no progress with their 80+ lifespans, meanwhile poor countries with 50 something life expectancy thrive."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726345 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)18:17:28")

">>2726040
The same can be said in reverse; you can't know if immortality is pleasant if you never experienced it.

>>2726030
>Thought-terminating cliche
It's still true though. Death and decay is the law of our universe from which nothing escapes.

>>2725959
>no reason to assume that our universe's concept of entropy applies in at all the same way
That's a huge assumption."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726352 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)18:29:12")

">>2725968
>The worst part about immortality is boredom. Because forever is a damn long time.
How can you be bored when eternity will contain infinite amount of yuri anime?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726404 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)19:46:05")

">>2726345
I can experience living for a very long time. You don't see everyone who makes it to 90 offing themselves out of depression. Bow imagine if they still looked mid 20s, they would be on top of the world.

>Death and decay is the law of our universe from which nothing escapes
Except for the several species that are biologically immortal."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726468 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)21:15:47")

">>2726404
Those species still die sooner or later. And you can't really compare 90 years to aeons. It's impossible to be sure what the effects of living that long would be with no precedent."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726503 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)21:58:34")

">>2726468
>Those species still die sooner or later.
I don't think you understand what the term "biologically immortal" means.
>And you can't really compare 90 years to aeons
When almost every single downside to living aeons also applies to living until 90 you can easily compare them.
>It's impossible to be sure what the effects of living that long would be with no precedent.
And yet that doesn't stop people from constantly using the trope that living forever is hell. Unless they talking about shit like demons, angels, and elves. In those cases, living forever seems to be perfectly comfortable."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726505 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)22:01:49")

">>2726468
>´┐╝It's impossible to be sure what the effects of living that long would be with no precedent.
Yes, but we can extrapolate from current observations, and we see that 99+% of people prefer living to dying (and those who off themselves often do it due to diseases/mental problems). Immortality most likely implies no diseases, so that won't be a problem."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726563 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)23:16:20")

">>2726503
>Unless they talking about shit like demons, angels, and elves. In those cases, living forever seems to be perfectly comfortable.
Well, naturally those are creatures who are long-lived/eternal by nature. It's not the same as humans who only live decades by design."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726568 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)23:36:27")

">>2726563
>live decades by design.
What design? Aging is just another disease that we are trying to cure."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726569 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)23:37:17")

">>2726505
Even if most people prefer living, there's no guarantee that most would prefer living forever. Even religious people imagine eternal life in an aethereal plane with no suffering instead of the material world.
And people kill themselves for much complex reasons than mental illness. Being fed up with life or having unsolvable problems are the most common reasons. Immortality would not be helpful for those people, it would take away their only way to escape their suffering."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726570 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)23:37:58")

">>2725762
Being nocturnal is a big dampener on your social life, I know from experience."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726571 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)23:40:11")

">>2726568
It's not a disease, it's part of the natural order, the circle of life. Old things die so that new ones can be born. It's how life works in this world."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726572 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)23:43:02")

"Giving birth to Sophie's baby!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726578 && dateTime=="10/10/18(Wed)23:51:56")

">>2726505
>Immortality most likely implies no diseases
That depends on your assumptions. Do your cells not apoptose? Do they simply replenish their telomeres? Is your immune system magically hyperefficient? You may or may not rule out infection or cancer, on the other hand, mental illness isn't necessarily dependent on cell damage."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726589 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)00:19:14")

">>2726572
Akari please, the baby would eat you from inside. And after it's born it will be a CGI abomination."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726592 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)00:31:08" && image=="1538748451126.png")

">>2726589
But once she grows up, she's gonna be beautiful."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726594 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)00:32:02")

">>2726589
>Vampire gf must bite before menopause so it won't look weird when you two go for a walk
>iPS baby would destroy you
>Can't watch the sunset together
>Forever paying bills
Immortal vampire girlfriend not so cool now."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726603 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)00:55:40")

">>2726571
>It's not a disease
It's literally a disease by definition.
>It's how life works in this world.
Except for the several animals that don't die.
>>2726569
>Immortality would not be helpful for those people
You are mixing up immortality with undestroyable."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726804 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)11:10:14")

">>2726603
Aging is not a disease. It's the result of your cells dividing and destroying its telomeres a little bit each time until your chromosomes start failing to replicate as they should and you die. It's not a disease, it's just the result of how living organisms are built."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726850 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)13:24:44")

">>2726804
Cancer cells create new telomeres. No one knows what the actual purpose of aging and dying are."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726852 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)13:26:47" && image=="71121951_p0.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726853 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)13:26:59")

"This is one of the worst shows this season. I'm a yurifag but I wish we didn't have bottom-of-the-barrel, filter-feeding, show-string budget garbage. Awful character development. Zero subtlety. Japanese humor is rarely funny and it's even less funny when it's overexplained. No subtlety - the show thinks its viewers are idiots.

Being a good show is more important than being yuri."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726854 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)13:28:51")

">>2726853
if you want yurikino, watch yagakimi or starlight instead"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726875 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)13:55:36")

">>2726854
>yagakimi
>kino
Not really. Something close to YagaKimi but with true KINO is Onii-sama e."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726876 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)13:57:52")

">>2726850
>No one knows what the actual purpose of aging and dying are.
It's pretty fucking obvious honestly."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726880 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)14:17:36" && image=="to catch a meido.jpg")

">>2726854
Simoun, Flip fap and Pripri are great too. I'm enjoying this show and lolicon meido though, once in a while it's okay to melt your iq and you have yagakimi this season too. Perfectly balanced."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726898 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)15:03:46")

">>2726603
>Except for the several animals that don't die
No such thing. Even the so- called immortal hydras die when eaten, and they undo aging but don't stop it.

>You are mixing up immortality with undestroyable
What does that have to do with what I said? I said that a person who is sick of life would't enjoy immortality.

>>2726850
>No one knows what the actual purpose of aging and dying are
Really? For starters a multicellular organism is too complex to be immortal or unaging by nature. And of course if nobody died there would be overpopulation issues. Death is an essential part of nature."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726901 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)15:07:01")

">>2726853
Don't act like there's more than episode out.

>>2726875
>Something close to YagaKimi but with true KINO is Onii-sama e.
b8"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726952 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)16:35:29")

">>2726345
>Death and decay is the law of our universe from which nothing escapes.
Being natural doesn't mean something is intrinsically good.

>That's a huge assumption.
How? It's an completely implicit and required assumption for the fictional universe to work as we see it working. If something exists that can allow a complex system like a person to persist indefinitely without the external input of energy, that thing violates entropy. If something that violates entropy exists, entropy *by definition* does not work as we currently believe it to."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726956 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)16:41:50")

">>2726898
>What does that have to do with what I said?
Because being sick of life yet unable to die is only a problem if you're unable to die. I'd have thought that would be completely and utterly obvious.

>For starters a multicellular organism is too complex to be immortal or unaging by nature.
That's not a purpose, that's a engineering problem.

>And of course if nobody died there would be overpopulation issues
Birth rates tend to self-correct, as we see with births slowing as countries develop and eliminate things like death giving birth. The human population is always growing either way.

>Death is an essential part of nature.
Huh, begging the question and appealing to nature in the same unevidenced assertion. Impressive."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726968 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)16:52:08")

">>2726901
Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's bait."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726981 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)17:22:49")

"Even if you're not going to age, but you're still going to die eventually. The rate of accidental deaths seems to be around 12%, if we assume that amount of deaths stays the same and the average current lifespan is 80 years, you'd live to be an average of 666 years old. So if the entire planet was biologically immortal then the population would eventually level off at some level.

I don't know why anon is so against being immortal though. Assuming you're not a thermodynamics-defying and indestructible being that can only be put to rest by the Big Rip/Big Crunch, then it seems pretty swell. It's not like you're doing anything fun or important after you die, so you might as well enjoy living for a few extra centuries."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2726993 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)17:48:41")

">be immortal
>Itou Hachi: the Animation will still not exist in your lifetime
>neither will genetically engineered catgirls or dorky lesbots"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727031 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)19:01:42")

">>2726898
>And of course if nobody died there would be overpopulation issues.
There wouldn't be, you actually need to do a simple math to see that.
>Really? For starters a multicellular organism is too complex to be immortal or unaging by nature.
We are discussing either future scientific wonders, or vampire yuri magic here.
>Death is an essential part of nature.
Then it's time to rise above nature."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727043 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)19:09:59")

">>2726578
>That depends on your assumptions.
My assumption is that if technologies are so advanced that they can prevent dying, cells decay and brain decay, then they are advanced enough to prevent other nasty stuff. And if you achieve immortality by being bitten by vampire loli, then it's perfect by definition."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727045 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)19:20:46")

">>2726569
>And people kill themselves for much complex reasons than mental illness. Being fed up with life or having unsolvable problems are the most common reasons.
Actually ~90% of suiciders do have mental illness. The remaining reasons may be either incurable diseases, or death of relatives - and this is supposedly fixed too. Also there are not much unsolvable problems if you have unlimited time. Went broke? Just spend a pinch of eternity by getting rich again. As a result, if immortality is available, you will need to have a really bizarre and rare philosophy to attempt suicide."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727170 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:48:27" && image=="1489223629488.jpg")

">>2726853
GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8.8"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727172 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:56:07" && image=="CUvghtbUwAAgPsC.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727190 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:27:47")

">>2726981
I'm not doing anything fun or important in life either, so I don't see how living for centuries would be fun, other than for watching anime or watching endless capeshit movies.
And these conversations about immortality are a mess because nobody can decide which form of immortality they're talking about or if it's one person or everyone being immortal."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727201 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:46:55")

">>2727031
>There wouldn't be, you actually need to do a simple math to see that
If nobody dies but people still breed, then there will be overpopulation sooner or later.

>We are discussing either future scientific wonders, or vampire yuri magic here
That was in response to the question of why death and aging exist to begin with."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727206 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:00:42")

">>2727045
>As a result, if immortality is available, you will need to have a really bizarre and rare philosophy to attempt suicide.
What if I have a loved one who died from before immortality was available? What if I think the world is a shitty place that will never change? What if I'm a christian who wants to meet Jesus? What if I just want the peace of death?
There's plenty of commonplace reasons one could reject immortality."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727209 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:02:53" && image=="dude.jpg")

">>2727206
What if you got a lifetime supply of cheeseburgers if you became immortal, that would be cool."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727218 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:27:26")

">>2725750
>inability to taste food seems like a very minor inconvenience
Anon, I feel like maybe you don't realize just how tasty food is."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727237 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:16:12")

">>2727209
I don't wish you were dead."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727239 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:25:07")

">>2727237
I hope you win the lottery and use the money for good and not evil, Anon."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727282 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:25:12")

">>2727201
If people do die and people still breed, there will also be overpopulation sooner or later."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727289 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)06:10:48")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727341 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:22:11" && image=="2.jpg")

"Is she just there to suffer?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727357 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:51:02")

">>2727341
Let's hope not, the blonde vampire isn't there yet."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727361 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)09:54:57")

">>2727341
Well, does she have all the markings of a Yaya? Cause if so, yes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727372 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)10:04:12" && image=="c14.png")

">>2727361
She's not Yaya, she's a lesbian version of Youko."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727384 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)10:19:42")

"I noticed that this is from the same studio that did Yuyuyu and Toji no Miko, so I'm expecting even more gay in the future.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727400 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)10:38:20")

">>2727384
They also did Kinmoza, Pandora, and later seasons of Saki. People don't talk about it, but Studio Gokumi must really love yuri. So I love them."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727421 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)11:28:19")

">>2727384
>>2727400

Don't forget that they also did A-Channel as one of their first work back in 2011 before Saki Achiga. And now they are working on that magical girl (?) original anime with Namori as the chara designer."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727428 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)11:33:30")

"Why does Sophie like hetshit LNs?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727439 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)11:48:54")

">>2727428
There wasn't a cover shown in the manga so who knows. Maybe after 360 years they seem to be a new trend to her?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727445 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)11:56:50")

">>2727372
But to be a Youko, she needs to have a Ayayaya, and well, I don't see one."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727466 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:17:25" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-12-09h16m54s105.png")

"Hah! You geeks! The writers already predicted your angsty crap!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727467 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:18:25" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-12-09h12m31s289.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727469 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:19:46" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-12-09h12m52s353.png")

">>2727467
They were prepared for the pointless bickering over immortality."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727470 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:20:14")

">>2727439
judging from her anime figures and dakimakura, maybe she's a female waifufag that self inserting as the male protagonist"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727471 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:21:41")

">>2727439
She also stated that she has lots of books and authors that people have forgotten about. Where do you think most het LNs and their authors are going to be in 20 or 50 years much less 100?
She has forgotten more pulp fiction than any human will read."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727472 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:22:02")

">>2727341
not!Flandre will be her gf.
Also I spotted a background lesbian couple."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727475 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:26:45")

">>2727469
But now Akari will make her know the bittersweet taste of love. Her lonely soul is now tainted."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727477 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:33:45")

">>2727475
Akari can just become a vampire herself."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727479 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:35:01")

">>2727477
Hopefully once she's in her 20s. Then you can have eternal size difference reverse age gap."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727490 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:48:18" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-12-09h27m29s847.png")

"A proposal made under the threat of imminent death wont hold up in court will it?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727491 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:49:33" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-12-09h27m49s924.png")

"Akari wants it bad doesn't she?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727493 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:51:05" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-12-09h30m07s922.png")

"I copied this for the sign. Is this the company Mocha started?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727495 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:53:12" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-12-09h31m38s692.png")

"Moe.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727496 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:53:48")

">>2727491
Wouldn't you if you found a loli vampire?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727498 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:57:25")

">>2727496
Probably, I would. Yeah."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727501 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:59:00" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-12-09h36m38s899.png")

"How are these two friends if she thinks dolls and doll like girls are creepy?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727503 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)12:59:42")

">>2727496
>>2727498
>liking permaloli womanlets

liking chestlets is understandable, womanlets are not"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727507 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:03:32")

">>2727503
Hey, we don't know where she was from before she was a vampire or her socio-economic status, she may have been post pubescent at 13 even in 1658."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727511 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:04:56" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-12-09h38m26s627.png")

"I take it this has happened before?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727514 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:08:43" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-12-09h44m03s907.png")

"Ok, Hinata's preference is pretty clear.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727515 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:09:22" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-12-09h44m16s303.png")

">>2727514
Is this only the second lesbian named Hinata?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727517 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:12:33")

">>2727507
still a womanlet"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727528 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:41:24" && image=="1539355916771.jpg")

"Why does the ending only show same-species pairings?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727530 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:43:47")

">>2727528
>assgrabbing
dyke flandre is a pervert"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727533 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:48:04")

">>2727528
>Ellie's knee and hand placement

Jesus."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727535 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)13:48:42" && image=="1539353497327.jpg")

">>2727530
Akari did it first, and in front of other people.
>dyke flandre
isn't that redundant?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727543 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)14:11:54" && image=="71151776_p0.png")

"This is pretty, but I think the artist has spent a little too much time drawing Mokou and Kaguya before this.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727556 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)14:29:31")

">>2727535
I am rooting for lesbian Midori, since MC is gay this time she actually has a chance. Only person to stand in the way is dyke Flandre."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727557 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)14:29:35")

">>2727528
Vampirism is just a phase. Sophie needs a strong japanese woman."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727617 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)16:50:30")

">>2727528
Species-mixing is wrong."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727620 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)16:53:29")

">>2727491
I love Sophie's Harlock outfit.

>>2727493
Kiraraverse is expanding to other verses now. Also "My Sister Donut" sounds kinda naughty."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727621 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)16:56:14")

">>2727501
She's thirsty for Akari pussy.

>>2727528
Maybe they're swingers."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727632 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)17:07:44")

">>2727528
It shows how Hinata isn't willing to go for what she wants, Ellie just casually goes for it while Hinata can only hoverhand Akari."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727896 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)04:34:23")

">>2725774
>"god's given lifespan", which was 30-40 years
Human lifespan was never 30-40 years; human life expectancy was 30-40 years. A healthy individual even in prehistory could live past 50 or 60; it's simply that child mortality brought down the average. Technology hasn't lengthened the biological timer for lifespan (yet); it has simply made it much easier to overcome disruptions to biological functions."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727982 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)10:01:34")

"Does Ellie dye her hair or was Sophie a albino even before becoming a vampire?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727989 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)10:06:58")

">>2727896
Shhh let that argument die. The moment they brought life expectancy as a hard limit all their posts became meaningless."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2728034 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)11:21:52" && image=="DpZMrDJVAAMPaVt.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2728036 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)11:23:23" && image=="DpZLOZcUUAEDnk6.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2728037 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)11:24:16" && image=="DpYEDoVVAAAdW9V.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2728038 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)11:25:19" && image=="DpYEDoWUYAAiHx0.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2728051 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)11:55:08" && image=="71164139_p0.jpg")

"TL?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2728052 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)11:55:45" && image=="71163498_p0.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2728068 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)12:31:41")

">>2728038
She's going to die."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2728100 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)13:09:45" && image=="DpXYSOQUwAILr4Y.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2728134 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)13:46:31" && image=="DpT-CNAU4AApOef.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2728141 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)14:00:49")

">>2728051
-The long Summer is over now, huh...
-Looking at it now, it kinda felt short.

-... yeah.

-It felt shorter than usual.
-(Speaking more quietly): Thanks to a certain someone here
-?... (thinking): Sophia seems kinda happy.


Basically "donkan MC moment"."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2728333 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)19:20:58" && image=="DpW73BWU4AAseoT.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2728636 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)02:31:41" && image=="bg lesbians.png")

">>2727472
Here they are."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2728642 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)02:55:34")

">>2728068
Good."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2728653 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)03:27:32")

">>2728100
wow, lesbian flandre is hot"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2728702 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)06:43:13")

">>2728333 Is that vampire ass really that big? It doesn't look like it here:
>>2727528"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2728838 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)10:14:44" && image=="DoGSv8MUUAAKjFh.jpg")

"This is either the OP or ED CD cover.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2728841 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)10:19:08")

">>2728100
question:
would yo/u/ an Ellie?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2728859 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)10:38:56")

">>2728841
I would certainly like to find an image of the original art somewhere."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2728869 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)10:46:07")

">>2727282
Overpopulation depends only on number of children per couple and age when they have children. Dying from old age is a pretty minor factor, unless you want extinction."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2728967 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)12:18:59" && image=="71174152_p0.jpg")

"I wonder if Sophie realizes the importance of this to Akari? Sophie has lived in and is probably originally from Continental Europe. To her this is just saying hi between friends. But to a Japanese this is different.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2728996 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)13:09:42")

">>2728869
We can always send them for colonization of mars and exterminate ayy lmaos"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2729004 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)13:29:05" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-14-14h28m09s377.png")

"Lesbian innuendo.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2729044 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)13:54:06")

">>2727528
Looks like a 4P brewing."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2729151 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)17:42:07")

">>2725970
>Literally forever alone
Being a -yaya is truly eternal suffering"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2729278 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)21:53:43")

">>2728333
From the thumbnail I thought Sophie was wearing a tight minidress."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2729471 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)10:29:40" && image=="54043319_p2.jpg")

"Sophie is a Vampire who likes Christmas? When she was a actual child in the 1650s Christmas was not the big holiday that it is today.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2729497 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)11:30:54")

">>2729004
No, just cat innuendo."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2729504 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)11:42:32")

">>2729471
When she was an actual child in the 1650s computers were not the big thing that they are today. Immersion broken, series dropped."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2729513 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)11:54:20")

">>2729497
Neko innuendo."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2729519 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)12:03:52")

">>2729504
So its not just her body that is still 13?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2729898 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)01:43:24")

">>2729513
pucci innuendo"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2730294 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)15:46:32" && image=="DppG1-lUwAESSDL.jpg")

"There is a lot of official art that has not been scanned yet.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2730296 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)15:47:40" && image=="DplcgK4UcAAwj-i.jpg")

">>2730294
So these are the official pairings."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2730297 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)15:48:53" && image=="DpmeEYRUUAA_7Xx.jpg")

"Akari bought this for her, didn't she? Sophie would not wear a sleeveless top even indoors by herself.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2730390 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)18:32:23")

">>2730294
God DAMN lesbian Flandre and vampire lesbian Chino are hot."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2730398 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)18:51:23")

">>2730296
>the Yaya gets a loli-vampire of her own
This is breaking tradition."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2730414 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)19:22:37")

">>2730398
Perhaps this will finally break the curse."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2730423 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)19:34:37")

">>2730414
Oh, you foolish imouto, nothing breaks the curse, nothing.
>>2730390
Excuse me, Onee-sama. But Flan was already gay, don't you know everyone is gay in Gensokyo."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2730443 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)20:16:20" && image=="1539677130933.jpg")

"People are already writing that these two look like Marisa and Flandre, I guess due to the style and color of their hair. But I cant see it over Hinata's stonking great tits, something Marisa does not have.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2730446 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)20:17:14" && image=="1539700183445.jpg")

"Uniforms";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2730447 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)20:20:47" && image=="1539664806349.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2730848 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)11:04:38" && image=="1539773513303.png")

"So Ellie has been asleep since the first world war.
And she is thirsty."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2730914 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)11:57:31")

">>2730848
Ellie is going to be so amazed at how easy it is to get modern girls to come home with her compared to back in the Edwardian era. And all the bare legs and arms!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2730915 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)12:00:40")

">>2730398
But the Yaya's loli-vampire is also a Yaya."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2731016 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)13:57:33")

">>2730848
>And she is thirsty.
No wonder she picks the bustiest JK available."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2731048 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)14:14:30" && image=="1539795013160.jpg")

"So if you buy from Animate right now you get this.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2731095 && dateTime=="10/17/18(Wed)14:43:33" && image=="Dpt9GJGVsAA90T5.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2731609 && dateTime=="10/18/18(Thu)01:58:58")

">>2731048
Ot4?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2731816 && dateTime=="10/18/18(Thu)09:13:47")

">>2731609
Fitting for vampires to be degenerates."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2732014 && dateTime=="10/18/18(Thu)14:32:47" && image=="71236175_p0.jpg")

"Ear blowing. Would Akari make a noise as cute as Kanata's?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2732199 && dateTime=="10/18/18(Thu)22:38:45" && image=="unconcerned popo.png")

"Doesn't "Akari" mean like "sunshine" or something";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2732274 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)00:15:02")

">>2732199
Her name is Heaven-Field Lamp."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2732535 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)11:11:59" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-19-08h10m35s235.png")

"We have added one tiny and insecure lesbian to the cast.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2732571 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)11:48:44")

">>2732199

Akari simply means light.
Hinata is the one who has "sun" in her name."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2732575 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)11:53:06" && image=="1539959711307.jpg")

"Next week. Finally.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2732622 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)13:18:48" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-19-10h16m28s022.png")

"Lap sitting, so soon?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2732655 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)13:55:39" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-19-10h52m43s647.png")

"What would Sophie's Pure Illusion be like?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2732658 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)13:56:55" && image=="vlcsnap-2018-10-19-10h53m28s520.png")

">>2732655
Do you think they have watched both Flip Flap and Marimite or just Marimite."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2732823 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)18:02:08")

">>2732622
Which direction should she face though?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2732828 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)18:04:52")

">>2732622
>>2732658
This girl is literally Shino."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2732856 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)18:48:55")

">>2732575
I can't wait 7 more days for lesbian vampire Flandre."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2732864 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)19:03:42")

">>2732658
They really are perfect for each other."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2732943 && dateTime=="10/19/18(Fri)21:38:09" && image=="1539973697840.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2733181 && dateTime=="10/20/18(Sat)07:03:21" && image=="1492732537720.webm")

">>2732943
Nice."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2733299 && dateTime=="10/20/18(Sat)10:12:56" && image=="1539982876567.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2733300 && dateTime=="10/20/18(Sat)10:14:33" && image=="1539983240920.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2733369 && dateTime=="10/20/18(Sat)11:37:40" && image=="1540043701297.jpg")

">>2722761
Something about this seems-familiar..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2733370 && dateTime=="10/20/18(Sat)11:39:20" && image=="1540042148126.jpg")

">>2723295
Her collection. Currently in to ship girls it seems."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2733594 && dateTime=="10/20/18(Sat)17:11:39")

">>2732823
Facing Akari, and with her legs wrapped around her and arms around her neck."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2733596 && dateTime=="10/20/18(Sat)17:16:52")

">>2732943
Is she actually eating her period blood?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2733597 && dateTime=="10/20/18(Sat)17:18:35")

">>2733596
It would be great if that was the case. One would think that there would be more about lesbian vampires doing that."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2733623 && dateTime=="10/20/18(Sat)17:47:01")

">>2733596
Can't waste any, and it's full of protein."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2733688 && dateTime=="10/20/18(Sat)18:58:18")

"Would it be better for Sophie to turn Akari into a vampire now or after she grows up? Eternal JK or eternal cake?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2733692 && dateTime=="10/20/18(Sat)19:05:16")

">>2733688
If Akari at least finishes college she could get a job that she can do at night, it's not good for the two of them to be eternal neets. I'm not even sure from where Sophie gets money."
;


}
}