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class Thread extends Board{
public void /palg/-PaladinsGeneral(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "/palg/ - Paladins General";
int postNumber = "220810009";
String image = "ash_not_trash.jpg";
String date = "07/10/18(Tue)22:03:26";
String comment = "Ash is fun edition

NOTE: You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.

>Official pages
Server status:

>FAQ, useful links etc.

>Steam Store

>Paladins Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)


>Account statistics

>Paladins battle pass

>PTS (Play Test Server):

>PTS Steam Version:

>OP Template

Previous thread: >>220641142"

public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220810610 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:11:14" && image=="1530135816419.jpg")

"First for best girl";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220810626 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:11:28")

"/hrg/ - HiRez General
/smgen/ - SMITE General
/rrg/ - Realm Royale General
/tag/ - Tribes: Ascend General
/gag/ - Global Agenda General

Dropped these, kiddo."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220810791 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:13:29" && image=="1507043681427.png")

"Post and rate your The Evie Clubs, faggots."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220810989 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:15:58" && image=="Ash.png")

No she's not that fun to use. She feels mediocore at best."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220811019 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:16:25")

"While it's a pity that this is an Ash thread, the fact that we avoided all that hirez general faggotry is a huge plus. Good on you, anon.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220811278 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:19:43")

It'll be back next thread since it is a good idea and I will make the threads myself if retards try to kill it by driving out posters."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220812117 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:29:27")

"Post little gnome.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220812136 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:29:37")

>welcoming people who play other games so the thread has more life to it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220812138 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:29:38" && image=="NUGURK.jpg")

"Aight, this is it. A new Grohk.
Expanding on my previous ideas.
Also, this is now a Grohk thread.
Post your pictures of Grohk.

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220812414 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:32:34")

not torturing my eyes to read that shit with that color on that background"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220812760 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:36:18")

>bully midguardactual a few threads back
>go on a losing streak ever since
>drop two ranks
Help! I'm cursed! I don't want to go to silver!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220813206 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:41:31")

I'd be cool with this site if it didn't include bot matches."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220813228 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:41:42" && image=="2svktlb6vcn01.png")

"I'm new to this shit and I have one question. Will the seris jade priestess skin ever be available again? I wanna buy that shit.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220813329 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:42:56")

How would we know? This isn't customer service kiddo"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220813414 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:43:53")

>rmb slows
>q is now a spirit that you shoot out to an ally and it bounces to do multiple heals
>f lasts longer
>e is a totem that gives damage resist and cc immunity to allies and damages enemies
>but the totem doesn't expire and you gain ult charge with it, like vivian's ult"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220813416 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:43:58")

Someday they'll stick it in the diamond chest. A lot of people have 40/40 from the diamond chest."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220813434 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:44:07")

Hirez will recycle it eventually but not until they punish you for not rushing to buy it while it was available.

Stop abusing *****'s meme!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220813454 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:44:24")

Well, this is the Paladins general. So, this would be the place to ask."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220813493 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:44:47")

"I want to accept Fernando and see him succeed in all that he does!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220813586 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:45:56")

Thanks boyos"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220814037 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:51:09")

"Prism light-lady, similar stylistics to jenos. Front line.
LBM: swirly projectiles fired rapidly, doesnt use ammo but a cooldown meter, pushes the champion in the opposite direction it fires
RMB: reveal nearest enemy position to an ally for a moment, ally recieves more healing in this state
F: increases firing speed and movement speed for a few seconds, decreases them for a moment after the boost wears off
Q: create a prism that that diverts incoming enemy bullets to the side, has to be held down but the champion can move freely, not binded to the champion
E: shotgun beam, sends enemies to a shadow realm where they cant be seen and cant interact with the enviroment, they have reduced movement speed while in this state, cant use abilities, cant contest for the objective"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220814153 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:52:28" && image=="63005845_p0_master1200.jpg")

But we don't play the game, we just talk about our waifus."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220814241 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:53:18")

I don't know about that slow. Damage grohk uses rmb every couple seconds. Like you can just hold lmb and rmb at the same time to spam it. That would be a near constant 20% slow to everyone in rmb range and rmb range is huge for damage grohk.

I don't think ghost walk needs to be buffed with the other changes. Just seems like overkill.

Also, nobody has pictures of Grohk."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220814245 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:53:19" && image=="Ying11.png")

"For as long as there is life in me, she will be the most precious light in my eyes.
I cherish her with every fiber of my being, every passing day. After all, how could I not? Her divine beauty and kindness are unequivocally the very definition of perfection.

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220814614 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:57:22" && image=="Oil.jpg")

You've been posting less and less lately. If you quit Paladins give me your account so I can be the new Yingposter."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220814707 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:58:15")

I got to masters one-tricking Ash, she's cool."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220814803 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)22:59:11")

Give us the master rank Ash tips and tricks."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220815630 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:08:54" && image=="Vivian.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220815715 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:09:54")

Ash is a bruiser, don't play the objective unless you have to, and don't use her as solo tank. Rush cauterize 3 cause you don't do enough damage to deal with any kind of healing. The best use of her ult is when you're in the enemies backline and you can cut off their support and other backline damage from their tank, then use your dash to escape."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220815809 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:10:56")

It's almost like locking skins up behind a single event and then never releasing them again is a bad business model."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220815961 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:12:49" && image=="Ying92.jpg")

Perhaps it seems I'm posting less because 95% of people continue to purposely make rude and false remarks about my angel.
You might not think so, but it can become tiring."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220815998 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:13:19")

"Yings a butt slutt";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220816032 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:13:41")

"like fucking clockwork";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220816087 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:14:21")

I want to fuck priestess Seris so bad."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220816158 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:15:13")

It's not though. Companies use "limited time offers" because it works. Even hgame companies are using similar strategies now. It's not a coincidence that the practice is so common."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220816168 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:15:20")

"How has this fag not been permabanned from years of avatarfagging?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220816172 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:15:24")

In Update 1.3 you can, for the low low cost of 696969 crystals!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220816207 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:15:55")

The best use of her ult is to cocblock the enemy team for 10 seconds while your buddies respawn"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220816339 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:17:47" && image=="This wll never be ported.png")

>trying to correct /palg/'s resident Ash master
Know your place, peasant."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220816356 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:17:57")

>You're MEME
*drags you away or throws you off ledge*"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220816514 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:19:46")

Which talent are you using?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220816704 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:22:07")

I don't play ash but from what I've seen her best time to ult is when you're staggerd alone on point with one hp left"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220816709 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:22:13")

this is just a retarded set up for people to call this """person""" on their shit and then spiral into guruposting. I doubt they're real."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220817423 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:31:08" && image=="asking_ash_out__paladins_by_stephenc94-dcc7ffe.jpg")

Hold on, anon, hold on! There was foreshadowing for this! There has been an anon posting for several months already about his friend who only uses Ash. Clearly this is him, It absolutely can't be fake! This is proof that Ash is good. You can't call her trAsh anymore!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220817542 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:32:31")

I like slugshot the most personally, but none of them are really strong."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220817942 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:37:15")

>Just fapped
>See this
F u c k"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220817949 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:37:19")

It's risky to hold her ult like Makoa cause there's a lot of things that can interrupt your animation and then you die anyway. She can definitely stall with it but in my opinion it's better to use your ult to win fights rather than stall."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220819098 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:52:06")

"What's that on her hand?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220819192 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:53:20")

What are you even talking about , anon?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220819224 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:53:53" && image=="Screenshot_20180328-104154.png")

"The hell are you going on about? Ash is fucking trash.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220819237 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:54:12")

It was supposed to be a reply to this pic.
On hindsight, I think that's her thumb"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220819453 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:57:23")

You call yourself an ashposter with a mouth like that?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220819514 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:58:22")

"Ash? More like Ass";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220819526 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:58:29" && image=="16849646.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220819615 && dateTime=="07/10/18(Tue)23:59:51")

It was a joke
Ash players are shit"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220819663 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:00:30")

I have reviewed many images on google and I have come to the conclusion that when a woman's her is down it is not supposed to be as wide as her shoulders."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220819704 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:01:00" && image=="Screenshot_20180328-103948.png")

I am THE Ashposter."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220819873 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:03:18")

>a woman's her
Is this a philosophical statement?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220819994 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:04:48" && image=="fight_like_an_ash_by_isahyun-dbkst4j.png")

And I am THE anon that always replies with this image."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220820063 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:05:46")

"Who is the best /palg/ player?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220820147 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:06:52")

>posting an ugly picture every thread
>being proud of it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220820179 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:07:11")

I think Aquamarina reached Grandmaster at one point."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220820691 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:13:55" && image=="1530403763264.jpg")

"I'm confused, is Vivian decent or the very least OK or is she trash?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220821327 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:22:32" && image=="1526131719203.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220821725 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:26:57")

She's okay. At low elo, she is around the middle of the pack winrate wise for damages. At high elo she is at the bottom, but so are Viktor and Tyra. So basically she is okay at low levels and when skill starts to matter she isn't actually any worse than Viktor or Tyra. I'd only use her on certain maps or against certain team compositions though."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220822306 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:33:55")

If hirez would have never made this skin Maeve would still be cool."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220822730 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:38:36" && image=="1530382163886.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220823637 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)00:50:42" && image=="1520415991001.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220824408 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:01:44" && image=="1512431098001.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220824464 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:02:28" && image=="16746.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220824569 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:04:02")

>Thomas Holt

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220825160 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:11:21" && image=="1527426522706.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220825649 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:17:53" && image=="1505316837722.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220825725 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:18:57" && image=="good night.png")

"Good night!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220825802 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:19:58" && image=="1506429874283.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220825843 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:20:30" && image=="74dfd21db961ea1eadf97b6bfc427dad[1].jpg")

I'm excited for Maevebrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate™."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220825961 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:22:04" && image=="1522163587949.jpg")

I'm still waiting for those skins to appear."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220826000 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:22:43")

"why is Fernando a homo now, /palg/

did you do this"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220826098 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:24:26")

Don't look at me. I'm just as surprised as you are.
Guess we'll start calling him Fagnando now"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220826370 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:28:52" && image=="1434204121424.jpg")

"dark elf champ when?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220826547 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:31:19" && image=="Calypso.jpg")

Your wish is granted.

Have fun with your simple recolored Ying skin instead of an actual dark elf champ."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220827081 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:38:59" && image=="1525476320079.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220827794 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:49:15")

Now. She was fun when her legendaries didn't suck so much ass."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220828250 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:56:00")

>have fun
>with Ying


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220828475 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)01:59:15" && image=="1530384867540.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220829227 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:11:07" && image=="1511723036165.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220829878 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:20:46" && image=="1530346102944.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220830714 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:34:26" && image=="1500268150356.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220831160 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:41:41")

I miss being able to use the ears with her default.
I want these now."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220832124 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)02:57:40")

"Dog champ that bullies Maeve when?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220833656 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)03:21:53" && image=="1414223205696.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220834506 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)03:36:18" && image=="1512724619890.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220835009 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)03:45:45")

">Open Paladins
>Get daily reward
>Close Paladins
Great job removing actual good rewards from the daily quests."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220835484 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)03:54:08")

git gud in ranked kiddo"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220835643 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)03:56:57")

">drogoz 2shots you with normal attacks with full hp

hehe balanced"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220835912 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)04:01:31")

Who you used and are you 100% certain that he's the only one shooting you"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220836189 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)04:07:00")

Heh stop getting shot kid"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220836415 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)04:10:21")

>Getting hit with Drogoz
Lel, git gud."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220836590 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)04:13:54" && image=="1462596615664.jpg")

"Champ who deflects projectiles when";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220837131 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)04:23:58")

"i cant even dodge drogoz's missiles anymore, even with an extra 80% movespeed

im so SICK of hirez balancing around consolefaggots"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220837251 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)04:26:36")

">the only useful talent for vivian is 12 level one



if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220837407 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)04:30:04")

I think mediocre is an understatement. She straight up just can't compete against any other front line aside from herself"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220837479 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)04:31:41")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220838370 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)04:51:14" && image=="1502755358682.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220838921 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)05:02:10" && image=="Stamp73.png")

">invis + stun arrow


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220839256 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)05:08:27" && image=="Stamp103.png")

">not buying Illuminate and bullying Sha Lin

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220839265 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)05:08:35")

Hopefully fucking never."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220839602 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)05:14:57")

Haven is far more valuable"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220839705 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)05:16:41" && image=="Q11.jpg")

"I like to grab a cute Maeve cat as Khan! And throw this garbage into shredder";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220840707 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)05:30:53" && image=="1505685954354.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220841028 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)05:36:52" && image=="1505628276265.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220841220 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)05:40:50")

Reminder that we got Raeve instead of a DJ Maeve with cat ear headphones and vinyl knives."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220841504 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)05:46:56")

"There are people in the game that unironically
>Can't kill Vivian
>Get pissed off when Vivian player is better than them
>Get extremely pissed when Vivian gets a top play
lmao dude just, just shoot her holy shit.
Is she a perfect character to make people mad? I think she may become my new main"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220842132 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)05:59:23" && image=="Screenshot_20180711-055732_Twitter.jpg")

"Strike dead";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220842218 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)06:01:14" && image=="1514766302537.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220843285 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)06:25:16")

(Not the same anon) I appreciate your work here and will gladly have an other Ying post"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220844145 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)06:44:03" && image=="1503610457285.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220845118 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)07:04:27" && image=="1525476454160.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220845961 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)07:21:25" && image=="1365860169970.jpg")

"What's your rank, palgays?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220846085 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)07:24:00" && image=="1498630990489.png")

>do dumb shit until release
>lose players in the process
>fair monetisation strategy relies on a larger player base
>scrap it and use an exploitative strategy that relies on a small number of people buying into your bullshit scheme
>blame everyone but yourself for operating at a loss"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220846431 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)07:32:00")

This is just kind of the issue with these kind of games, they're good and the passion is there from everyone but the money just isn't sustainable at all."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220846508 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)07:33:36")

>make f2p game that only has cosmetics and no p2w
>everyone loves it and plays it
>no one buys shit except the .1% that whales the game out of support
>still complain when they don't get everything for free"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220846563 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)07:34:49")

I would've played it if it was on PC and still a MOBA.

I can barely read the LN I buy on my phone so of course I forgot about Strike a week after downloading it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220846687 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)07:37:31")

Also implied this as a dev stand point.
You legitimately cannot make a good game with a fair monetisation and survive. Good will of players is not enough."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220847358 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)07:50:35" && image=="1503526436161.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220847916 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)08:01:43" && image=="1505912567473.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220848414 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)08:11:19")

What do Maeve's gym shorts smell like haha."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220848427 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)08:11:34")

>Good will of players is not enough.
you don't need that when you don't rip off your players with extortionate prices specifically adjusted for those .1% that will spend money regardless of the price. instead of making cosmetics that are cheap and plentiful we have things that are hit or miss, mostly miss, and cost too much for the average f2p to want to spend their money."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220848431 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)08:11:42" && image=="9xxTj.jpg")

I'd probably start liking Maevie if they'd make a vampire loli skin for her."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220848794 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)08:18:30" && image=="1449202268561.jpg")

>Be a creature of the dark
>Is perfectly fine (for the most part) when it comes to crucifix and churches
This shit makes me confused especially when I get to see a fucking church/chapel inside Dracula's castle in Castlevania, complete with the cross and all that"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220848993 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)08:22:26")

There's a ton of vampire versions who give zero fucks about muh Christianity and crosses."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220849481 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)08:31:03")

you're missing it, they just don't spend money at all.

You need people with addiction issues who are willing to pump money into winning games. Its this generations slot machines."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220849896 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)08:38:23" && image=="1513479724326.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220850119 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)08:42:26")

"Why is playing as Nando so boring?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220850301 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)08:45:47" && image=="1504664903718.png")

Based on my experience, I think it has something to do with how limited he can do with his flamethrower and something about his shield."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220850431 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)08:48:07")

Because all nando ever does and will continue to do is suck dicks in the back ally lines. That life style isn't for everyone."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220851123 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:00:33")

>>make f2p game that only has cosmetics and no p2w
good thing strike was never like this"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220851225 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:02:32" && image=="1513990924767.png")

"I still don't know where this meme came from. Tried googling but came up with nothing. Maybe I searched it wrong.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220851263 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:03:12")

if they ever put a champ in a one piece I will die"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220851592 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:09:35")

why are her teeth blue"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220851709 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:11:34")

What meme?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220851881 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:15:06" && image=="meowkai.jpg")

The whole "yknow, nyaa" thing. Saw it somewhere else too a couple of times before. This is one of them (don't mind the terrible quality)."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220852016 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:17:21" && image=="Better.jpg")

Here's a better version"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220852047 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:17:55")

Vivian has 3 useful talents and 1 useless one. If you are only using one of her talents you are a shitter. But you are using Vivian so maybe that goes without saying."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220852490 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:25:21")

Because you aren't playing Ferbrando, the self-appointed flank."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220852848 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:31:35")

"can you stop posting your utter subhuman garbage degenerate shitty tumblr feces thanks";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220852914 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:32:42")

id shit all over you any night and day kiddo you dont even know who i am but i know everything about you shitter youll never get good in your fucking life
stay bronze forever ever ever"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220853634 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:44:55" && image=="1527476643047.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220853957 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:49:43" && image=="1525473839482.jpg")

The best."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220854019 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:50:35")

Bad post."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220854389 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)09:56:44")

">new ah puch skin
>looks fucking fantastic
>voice pack is utter garbage
cmon now, every fucking time."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220854890 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:04:45" && image=="1511654872298.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220855028 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:06:49")

"stop posting ur tumblr shit";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220855062 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:07:20")

rather his bumps than your shitposting"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220855158 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:08:56")

"Tumblr fanart is welcome in /palg/.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220855409 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:12:41")

"Tumblr is welcome in palg";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220855512 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:14:15" && image=="1503546542404.jpg")

Only in pictures though. Everything else in that site can fuck off"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220855557 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:15:02")

fuck off with your tumblr shit samefag"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220855603 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:15:38")

Imagine if the cat sat on your face."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220855645 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:16:15" && image=="smug maeve.png")

"I stand with Maevebumper!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220855812 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:18:58" && image=="1427926762723.png")

My cat sometimes sits on my face. Unfortunately, it's a dude so I can sort of see and/or feel its balls. Too distracted to notice his asshole though."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220855839 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:19:24")

enjoy your parasites"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220856205 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:25:33" && image=="1524167370790.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220856748 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:34:37")

You didn’t neuter your cat? What’s wrong with you?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220857069 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:40:06" && image=="1480345724420.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220857901 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:52:40" && image=="skey.png")

"I feel like the rework is gonna propel Skye's popularity and people as a whole will realize how strong her back is.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220858034 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:54:39")

"Thunderbrush here.
Koga is a melee champion but whenever you slash he screams like this:
Thunderbrush out."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220858168 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)10:56:13")

This isn't a Skye carry and you should be embarrassed for posting it.

Also, Skye is already popular."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220858836 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:05:10" && image=="1507258931852.png")

"These are the Chinese translations for all the Paladins champions.


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220859190 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:10:19")

Yeah the drogoz did 99% of the work. Most of my damage was poorly utilized bolt ticks off FL that didn't mean anything in the grand scheme of things. When I post this shit its never a brag trust me I'm trash at the game.

I feel like I can win most games regardless of what I'm up against/with as Skye and my win rate is reflecting that. The reality is likely that I'm just getting matched vs players who are not used to her at all while I've been grinding games on her for a few weeks now."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220859846 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:18:17" && image=="Dh1QzNwUwAA4Mz1.jpg")

"So PauldronBrush has been around since at least Kinessa's development apparently
I thought he's just some random hobo they found to replace Holt
Doesn't make his art direction any less shit though"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220859895 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:18:50")

>tfw you will never fuck both of them at once and see them making ahegao faces after your dicking"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220860150 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:22:14")

maybe vampirism comes from a mutagenic virus and not servitude to satan?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220860165 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:22:25")

">recent smite patch took away the ability for console to report people
The absolute STATE of console"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220860262 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:23:46")

that's some fine ass desu.

she could use more titty mass though."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220860415 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:25:36" && image=="20180711142408_1.jpg")

"What did he mean by that?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220860614 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:28:11")

>since at least Kinessa's development apparently
Anon that's clearly Kinessas's new default rifle."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220860779 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:30:26")

Nice try, thundercunt.
It's shit."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220860903 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:31:54" && image=="1527752519282.jpg")

"Reddit is bullying Th*nderbrush again.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220860937 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:32:22")

no u

I just like delicious brown girls desu"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220861071 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:34:02")

>implying that's a bad thing

onions is unironically strong with those ones.
or they are ugly landwhales being jealous to 2D girls that don't even exist in real world and can't compete for the male attention.

Reddit. Reddit never changes."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220861089 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:34:16")


Is this the most cancerous general on /vg/?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220861340 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:37:22")

if only i had a reddit account to tell them to stop bullying thunderbrush
when has anything good come out of reddit anyways, its shit"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220861371 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:37:48")

It is as long as you are here."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220861436 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:38:28" && image=="YingKimono.jpg")

My girl is the prettiest cherry blossom in the world!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220861621 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:40:51")

fuck off kiddo"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220861742 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:42:22")

'Cherry' translates into 樱桃, or 'Yīngtáo'

I love Yīng!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220861914 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:44:16" && image=="1506937730839.jpg")

no. this is just something he made to rework her like he did for viktor"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220862667 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:54:11")

you can fuck off too"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220862830 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:56:15")

Maybe you should fuck off back to your designated plebbit shithole instead, kiddo."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220862924 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:57:19")

How do I git gud at dimensional link?

Also, don't give (You)s to yikesposters."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220863112 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)11:59:50")

who/what are you talking about?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220863208 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:00:51")

"Can I calibrate my account straight into Masters?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220863587 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:05:28" && image=="YingCrysis.png")

There's no way around it other than developing a good sense of direction and learning not to throw your illusions just wherever. And Rewind, don't forget Rewind."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220863797 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:08:22")

>model better than the splash art
Say what?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220864359 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:14:59")

no, the max you can place is plat or diamond, i forget which. placing in master is impossible iirc"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220864629 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:18:10")

"Soon /rrg/ brethren we'll be out of this cesspit"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220864750 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:19:32")

No, it's okay if you leave now."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220864903 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:21:25")

Gladly, your general is one of the worst on this sites fucking hell. Enjoy your dead game."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220864956 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:22:11" && image=="BUCK WILD.png")

"For me, it's Buck. The best flank character on Paladins. I even bought all the skins for him, and my teammates are always complimenting them.

One time I did my ultimate and went Buck Wild and I killed three enemies. I said, "Wow, three for free!" My friendly teammate laughed and said, "I'm going to call you Buck Wild!"
Now my team greets me with "hey it's Buck Wild!" and the support characters ALWAYS heal me. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere in each Paladins game, I play at least 3 times a week with my friends, 1-2 times alone on the weekend, and maybe once in the morning when I'm in a rush but want to play a great character who is fast, does a lot of damage, and gets complimented on his skins.

I even got top play of the game going Buck Wild, it works every time! What a great character."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220865131 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:24:35")

Can buck beat willo in a duel?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220866117 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:36:41" && image=="kinessa (2).jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220866186 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:37:42")

"pedos need to be stoned";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220866231 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:38:07")

>Battlepass already
alright, no longer allowed to use the whole "it's an alpha" defense for all the shit in that game."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220866386 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:39:54")

this is 2018 where companies expect to make money even in early access"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220866654 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:43:15")

Is it really you? Have you returned?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220866832 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:45:46")

Keep dreaming, anon."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220866931 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:46:54")

if hirez doesn't bother porting raptors mounts over to paladins then we are officially finished"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220867040 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:48:11")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220867047 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:48:14")

you want to watch him suck seed more like"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220867703 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:56:07")

you should be ashamed of yourself!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220867924 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)12:58:38")

Without hope, what is life?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220868339 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:03:07")

"is flank pip elite?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220868498 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:04:43" && image=="FlankPip.jpg")

Only if you're very good."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220868504 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:04:50")

He works well below plat. I don't know how he works from there because I'm only plat."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220868723 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:07:36" && image=="1503679008207.jpg")

>didn't put it into the game because they had already put her current model in this shitty ad

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220868953 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:10:07")

>thundercunt talking shit about holt
further evidence that bullying him is justified"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220869345 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:14:04")

this post is further evidence that only retards bully thunderbrush
you retard"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220869360 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:14:13")

Couldn't it just be a skin?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220869474 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:15:45")

>hear chicken music
>heart rate immediately spikes
I don't even play it anymore."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220869485 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:15:55" && image=="1531011426217.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220870031 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:22:23")

point and laugh and bully this s*yposter"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220870115 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:23:24")

"^don't bully this *****, ying wouldn't like it";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220870280 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:25:21" && image=="after_losing_by_iruchka-db93llk.jpg")

Ying bullies Skye all the time."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220870612 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:29:01" && image=="Ying makes cupcakes in color!.png")

Stop it, my wife is no bully."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220870647 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:29:28")

Elf on elf bullying is okay."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220871912 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:44:32" && image=="ct7imkx32cyz.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220872119 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:47:04")

That seems like an improvement."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220872268 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:48:40")

"evie is a little annoying cunt who needs to stop jumping around because i can't track her with my low sens";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220872445 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:50:26" && image=="d97f485accfb579e309eaafde083e00f.jpg")

">have u met my frens

Vivian has NO FRIENDS.


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220872530 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:51:34")

>not using high sens and having a thumb button on your mouse to hold for low sens
its 2018 get with the program"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220872575 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:52:12")

high sens is for shitters"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220872640 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)13:52:58")

I'm her ass friend."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220873327 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:01:30")

With my trusty Logitech gaming mouse and Logitech Gaming Software™ I get the best of both worlds."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220873403 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:02:25")

Why does everything that hi-rez do look cheap as shit"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220873429 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:02:46")

I fucking hate those people"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220873502 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:03:34")

nice, what naruto fanfic is this from?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220873517 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:03:42")

The "new art style" is "low budget comic book".

Is that Skye's rework?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220873589 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:04:34")

>Why does everything that hi-rez do look cheap as shit"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220873709 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:05:51" && image=="large[1].jpg")

">say you're keeping skye recognizable
>it just means she has a big ass

Man, Borderlands sure looks awful now."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220873726 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:06:00")

>Skye protecting Zhin
Ummm Skyekeks? Care to explain this?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220873765 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:06:21")

Who the FUCK is that random ninja elf?
Also, looks like Koga can switch between guns and claws like the datamined stuff from a few months ago."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220873781 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:06:30" && image=="1521895769901.jpg")

">b-b-b-b-b-b-but look at this other game!!!1111
holy shit
>that mask
>dual smgs
>this fucking skye redesign
man this is gonna suck"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220873852 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:07:09" && image=="1524868196583.png")

">Uh, there's a new champion who is a human. Who has a gun.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220873910 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:07:57")

>Thunderbrush shouldn't be bullied"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220873925 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:08:01")

"koga is over designed";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220873935 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:08:11")

>he has guns
Ha... Hahahaha"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220873982 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:08:41")

Fuck this game. I knew he would use a fucking gun."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220873997 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:08:47")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874025 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:09:08")

God, this looks horrible.
Why the fuck did Shadbrush give Skye those huge knife-claw things on her crossbow?
Also, why does Koga remind me of Kakashi but overdesigned?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874040 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:09:24")

The datamine has weapon switching, so he'll switch from melee to guns."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874046 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:09:27")

"I thought that the Thousand Hands Guild was an underground faction desu";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874062 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:09:38")

Look at those ears, holy shit and what the fuck is going on with that weapon"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874064 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:09:40" && image=="__d_va_overwatch_drawn_by_limobok__4052656b902f0b96828052a1309c50a3.png")

Such is fate of low budget garbage like QC or Paladins.

At least OW is GREAT!!!!!!!!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874110 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:10:11")

Why couldn't it have been melee and ninja stars? Stop defending this"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874115 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:10:12")

I got a deviantart fetish art vibe from that instead
It's literally the same type of shading those people use"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874127 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:10:22")

This girl gets raped in every SFM I have seen."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874130 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:10:26")

What the fuck did you want? A hamster? Fucking furry."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874165 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:10:57")

>ow has great art
>show off-model fanart"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874181 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:11:09" && image=="eugh.png")

>all those responses from people roleplaying as champions

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874234 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:11:41")

"Because autisim";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874251 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:11:54" && image=="give up.jpg")

"When will they fire Thundercunt and get somebody that is actually semi decent?
And here I hoped that at least Skye wouldn't get completely fucked over, but no, look at her fucking weapon."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874253 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:11:55")

I struggle to block them every update but more and more of them keep appearing."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874280 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:12:13" && image==" 434065 cleavage headphones liang_xing mecha overwatch tattoo wet.jpg")

>This girl gets raped in every SFM I have seen.
Everyone loves and dreams about cutie Diva."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874292 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:12:19")

well at least this cements that Skye is in fact not a dark elf"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874368 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:13:11")

Using this art style as your first official reveal of something is a mistake desu."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874451 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:14:15")

Skye now has a giant monster arm

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874475 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:14:33" && image=="1502571836141.png")

get belted, r*dditor"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874525 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:15:05" && image=="1359771261928.jpg")

"Paladins and QC should merge their devs and games desu.
Retarded Drogoz mainers will quickly realize that spamming rocket launcher is nothing fucking special against XXL hitboxes and slow as fuck characters."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874529 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:15:08")

"if Skye looks like that I will DOS thunderbrush, screencap this.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874610 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:16:08" && image=="1510586426387.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874629 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:16:20" && image=="Screenshot_20180711-111555_Clover dev.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874661 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:16:41")

>inb4 DOS
you know what I mean you cunts, I'm trying to contain my disappointment."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874683 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:16:57")

"Thats it. That Koga preview is this last straw. I think Im done with this game and company.

Hi-rez is a shitty, tasteless, unoriginal and talentless studio that deserves to be closed down for good.

Goodbye, enjoy your faggot champions and shit game."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874757 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:17:59")

Because you don't buy enough crystals"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874763 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:18:03")

Leave then kiddo"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874768 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:18:09")

"A new champion...with a hitscan...
How exciting"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874769 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:18:10" && image=="1518647919617.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874803 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:18:33")

that mask looks so dumb"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874849 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:19:08")

Anon, I thought we all agreed that proper meme response to those posts is "See you tomorrow"?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220874926 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:20:10")

See you tomorrow"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220875037 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:21:15" && image=="1510088116854.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220875073 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:21:42")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220875545 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:27:35")

"Why do you complain?
Target audience of Paladins is 12 years old huehues."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220875616 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:28:24" && image=="cutest flank.png")

I just want her to be herself."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220875703 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:29:27" && image=="1510532621496.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220875861 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:31:27")

>qc and paladins merge
>now there are even more bugs, the game is unplayable if you're not amazing with it, and it goes bankrupt immediately"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220875867 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:31:32" && image=="Yikes!.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220875918 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:32:21")

"I just want to laugh at the patch preview now, why does it have to a day away";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220876340 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:37:58")

"is skye gonna punch people now";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220876598 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:40:56")

"/owg/uy here, what's this Genji Ripoff i saw lol

u guys are really pathetic, bye!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220876731 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:42:11")

"Koga looks like a rejected ninja from Mortal Kombat. Also, Skye's thighs... there can only be one queen of thighs and that's Furia!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220876762 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:42:23")


Take me with you

Save me from this shitty existence"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220876834 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:43:18")

Koga is a Kakashi ripoff, get your shitposting facts straight."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220876842 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:43:21" && image=="1517392650873.jpg")

"How will Realm Royale be able to compete with its measly 100k weekly tournament? I wonder how many people are gonna pull out of Hi-Rez' tournament to play in this instead. The tournament really was supposed to be the start of Realm Royale's comeback, RIP."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220876940 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:44:38")

no worries, there is no way hirez is capable of programming wall running like genji"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220876965 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:44:52")

that million dollar realm royale prize pool could've been put to use in paladins, like hiring some decent artist holy shit, and now it's just going to be wasted."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220877194 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:47:18")

Our guy Erez knows what he is doing."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220877230 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:47:44" && image=="1530475249933.jpg")

"Does Thunderbrush not understand Paladins is set in a high-fantasy world?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220877243 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:47:56" && image=="1503522355979.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220877441 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:50:09")

Skye is going to crush them between her legs."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220877492 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:50:47" && image=="lian.jpg")

"Cheer up, everyone! Lian is still in the game!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220878153 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:58:08")

"Belts are out, /palg/.
Large, clunky plates of metal and sharp wolverine claws are the NEW hotness"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220878263 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)14:59:24")

>SMG and Assault rifles exists
>High Fantasy
Look at this rando asshat telling Thunderbrush what to do"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220878414 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:01:01")

going from a shitty existence to an even more shittier existence
Get a load of this guy"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220878585 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:02:48")

"m-maybe Koga's..dare I say it... fun? ";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220878716 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:04:03")

"More crossdressing talus when";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220878749 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:04:25")

Koga? I only care about Skye."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220878779 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:04:53")

>wanting the OWfags to really come in and scream "lulgenjicopylul"
Also, a melee flank character would be cancer."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220878897 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:06:17")

no, half his kit is going to be useless"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220878960 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:07:01")

Cancer is Martini's middle name."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220878989 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:07:24")

They'd do it either way, so we might as well have something more interesting."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220879045 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:08:10")

and yet there are people in this very community(and Reddit) who wants melee flanks.
I guess it's true, people in this thread are actually HiRez employees."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220879153 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:09:23")

who said you could save my reaction images, huh kiddo?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220879234 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:10:26")

You gave him one so you have to give me one ,too."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220879878 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:17:46" && image=="Cosplay.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220879994 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:19:01")

I want to suck Lian's penis!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220880238 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:21:40")

t. Khan
Go back to babysitting the Godlet"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220880403 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:23:20")

Well I do love me some little girls..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220880632 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:25:53" && image=="tumblr_ozzsioZLSz1vlhl5bo2_1280.png")

"This is what a little girl looks like.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220880676 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:26:23")

In fairy years she's an old lady."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220880785 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:27:37")

Fairies don't grow old they die young.
just like hirez games"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220881170 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:32:02")

>Tribesfag still hoping that SMITE dies this year so they can keep lying to themselves that it wasn't because their game was too niche.
>I-I-It's going to die soon right..g-guys?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220881253 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:32:54" && image=="1514240095840.png")

That's a very cute little girl"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220881316 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:33:34")

"Can somebody post/copypasta what the dataminers found about Kogashi?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220881460 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:35:13")

This year, unlike the past 4 where I said the exact same thing, is definitely the beginning of the death of Smite, even if the numbers don't show it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220881615 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:36:54")

Ninja SMGs
Ninja Projectiles
Ninja Patch Up
Ninja Sprint - Enter stealth and hide yourself from vision. While in Stealth your energy is consumed.
Ninja Swap - Switch to your other weapon.
Ninja Multistrike - Your Movement Speed is increased.
SLT - Collection - Cassie - Ninja
SLT - Collection - Maldamba - Ninja
SLT - Collection - Makoa - Ninja"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220881858 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:39:25" && image=="1445388406973.gif")

>Ninja SMGs"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220881860 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:39:26")

">he thinks he is the true Ashposter";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220881985 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:40:49")

>tfw they're not even silenced"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220881996 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:41:02")

So he is Strix and Skye mixed together?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220882125 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:42:21")

I hope that means he'll have a huge ass. It's all 3rd person is useful for."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220882243 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:43:41")

uhuh, yeah sure m8
Tribes could've been great amirite? it should have millions of players amirite?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220882285 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:44:11")

"^ look at this idiot";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220882365 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:45:05")

"Reminder that Skye has a crossbow and is now a sniper.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220882379 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:45:14")

>characters having a twitter account
>hi rez fags roleplaying for money
Man, i cringed hard."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220882416 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:45:33")

Thank you friend."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220882425 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:45:40")

It did! They just all used the Hi-Rez launcher and stopped immediately when it got on Steam because they were scared Gaben would eat them."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220882430 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:45:43")

"Patch 1.13 is shit.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220882562 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:47:17")

Hold your fucking horses.
It's only VISUAL shit so far."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220882831 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:50:15")

Yes, you got to time your heal well to avoid the deadzone though."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220882849 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:50:28" && image=="Sunrise Ying.jpg")

"Latest Ying from /palg/'s official artist.
Add this to your collection, Yingfriend."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220883090 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:52:40")

Stop bullying the memory of Tribes right now."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220883209 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:53:53" && image=="1458053333193.jpg")

Never forget"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220883347 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:55:16")

I would take this Ying over anything by Shadbrush."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220883348 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:55:19")

I actually miss those maps."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220883613 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:58:21")

This is a mopsy thread so post mopsy videos."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220883675 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:59:06" && image=="YingGift.jpg")

It's not criminally bad like past ones, but it's still not very good.
I'd rather pass."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220883883 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:01:09")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220884102 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:03:36")

Is tribes is like willow in onslaught mode?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220884125 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:03:48")

">thunderbrush "learned" from the Viktor rework
What do you suppose he learned?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220884170 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:04:24")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220884198 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:04:34")

that you can just ignore complaints and keep saying that you hit it out of the park"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220884417 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:07:18")

It's magitek"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220884582 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:09:18")

That if you don't give a shit, you can do whatever you want as long as you sometimes make waifubait champions and sexy skins."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220884846 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:12:32")

"guys i cant give you all (you)s but please stop bullying thunderbrush
until i see the final model anyways, then i might join in"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220884956 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:13:54")

it's gonna be shit in comparison no matter what, why "fix" things that are already good?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220885059 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:15:13")

>why "fix" things that are already good?
i dont know ask twitter and reddit
they keep asking for the skye remodel"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220885182 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:16:42")

>waifubait champions and sexy skins.
Furia is fucking ugly as a person and she attached a lock of hair to her head like a weirdo. Her ass is covered and her tits have no jiggle; meanwhile thundercunt made Fernando a fag, Viktor a troll doll with make up, the potential badass into a cuck with a tiny head that serves another ugly character, and now potentially chinkwashed Skye."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220885197 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:17:02")

"No!", I shall bully Shadbrush and his belts as much as I want. I shall bully him even more when the model of his Kakashi and Scorpion love child gets revealed."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220885317 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:18:30")

"Damn I just realized something. In the past the models were always a disappointment after seeing the art, so now they've decided to make the art so bad that the models have to look good by comparison even though they're the same as they've always been.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220885441 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:20:14")

To copy and paste the old head so no one complains.

The old style was way better magitek. It had a unique idea and it had to be thrown out to not look like OW."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220885517 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:21:05")

no, they ask for a skye rekit"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220885719 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:23:18")

and a skye remodel
especially during the moji reveal they bitched about skye looking out of place and needing a remodel"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220886217 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:29:13")

She is out of place, though."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220886258 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:29:31")

>Thats a dude pretending to be a girl
What a worthless faggot. Humans were a mistake."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220886294 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:30:01" && image=="Torvald.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220886367 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:30:44")

Don't act like you wouldn't have sex with him as long as the costume stays on."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220886407 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:31:09")

>from /palg/'s official artist
So /palg/s official artist is a retard who doesnt know how what humans look like?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220886613 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:33:39")

I wouldnt do that because Im not gay.
>inb4 traps arent gay
Stop lying to yourself, if you like traps youre fucking gay. Same with people who like futa."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220886643 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:33:53")

Trying your best has to count for something."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220887225 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:40:09")

>bans you"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220887527 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:43:09")

>don't play the objective unless you have to
This applies to half the front lines desu"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220888021 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:48:31")

>not just making grohk a front line
lmao, you dont even have to delete his totem if you do that"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220888967 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:58:01" && image=="mal_dimba_by_herbertvanhuber-db94d75.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220889082 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:59:16")

>mal bimbo"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220889095 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:59:30")

yes please, a bit bigger tits perhaps but not bad"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220889384 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:02:39")

I really hope this is true"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220889620 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:05:18")

>For money
It'd be less cringy if they were paid. Those are actual autists."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220890584 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:15:50")

They need to make that a skin."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220891115 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:21:39")

also give tits to the snake"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220891298 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:23:51")

It's not gay if the character is a girl."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220891374 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:24:34")

this, xcom did it so paladins can do it too"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220891452 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:25:32")

It really makes a lot more sense for a support or a sniper to be the one actually standing on the point most of the time, but good luck getting that to happen without a premade."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220891832 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:29:40")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220891856 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:29:54" && image=="evie.jpg")

form a premade with me anon"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220892035 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:31:42")

"Liking Futa Ash is not gay.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220892203 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:33:30")

"You need to stop being degenerates.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220893098 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:43:16")

"Anyone got that Doom Imp edit that looks like Seris? I need it.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220893349 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:45:47")

I'll trade it for the screencap of Terminus chasing chickens in Battlegrounds."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220893478 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:47:11")

You want the support on the point if you've won the teamfight convincingly and you're zoning. With double tanks you probably want one of the tanks on the point so the support can strengthen the zone. Also depends on the map."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894884 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:03:23" && image=="evie .png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220896191 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:17:37")

"Drogoz is so fuckin broken holy shit";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220896279 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:18:29")

One week and he'll be better. A little. Hopefully."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220896351 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:19:12" && image=="ashface.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220896594 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:21:44")

">Playing Cassie in casual siege
>Enemy team has Makoa and Terminus so I decide to play with big game
>Having great success melting the tanks for awhile
>Around the corner comes Makoa again
>He hooks just as my disengage is about to hit him
>I should mention I'm using 5/5 Raze for 40% more knockback
>The hook drags me along with him for the full knockback
>Go flying with him halfway back to his spawn zone
That was fucking cool"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220896708 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:23:07")

There are a bunch of interactions like that I wish were easier to test. Khan's grab seems like it could do some weird shit."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220897694 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:34:46")

bomb king is still better"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898417 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:43:28" && image=="1518169882988.jpg")

"Give Maeve an Astolfo skin.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898487 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:44:28")

"So, are we not getting Sun-Kissed skins this year?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898691 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:46:54")

We are, but in winter.
And even the beachballs will have belts."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898704 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:47:07")

"there's a nando one in the works, but community backlash to him coming out has lead to hesitation with releasing it";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898760 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:47:45")

I want to believe."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899092 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:51:27")

"Ash is fun.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899345 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:54:32")

We've been stuck with Fusillade Drogoz for months now. Months. It's clear they don't give an actual shit about balance in this game.

Fuck HiRez."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899452 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:55:39")

I was happy that Ash was possible to play the event with, so I could have an excuse to play her in a real match. It just takes a ton of luck.

There's changes to it being announced tomorrow."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899892 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:01:06")

Source: Your booty."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899979 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:02:09" && image=="Screenshot_20180711-190124_Twitter.jpg")

"Vice president of hirez everyone";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220900063 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:03:11")

Gamergate 2.0 incoming"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220900554 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:08:53")

Where's all that other stupid shit Hirez people have said? Like Krett with his one deck for Grohk and other dude with his 100+ unopened chests."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901001 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:13:45")

He did nothing wrong."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901089 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:14:34")

Does Krett even work at HiRez still?
I'm pretty sure he got canned from Paladins a long time ago, but I think him getting moved to another game was only a rumor."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901973 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:24:40")

">people complaining it's just another guy with a gun
it's a fucking shooter."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220902073 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:25:51")

melee is just a close ranged gun if you think about it

a FPS should have all types of guns in it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220902164 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:26:51" && image=="1515990837212.jpg")

he works on realm royale according to twitter. found this retweet on his page lmao. the "dance" isn't even anything special

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220902182 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:27:02")

projectiles are more fun"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220902974 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:36:08")

"thunderbrush should be lynched";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220903095 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:37:43")

ninja pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease play our game"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220903754 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:45:05")

>melee is just a close ranged gun
It really depends how guns and melee weapons are coded"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220904156 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:49:11" && image=="1524167660865.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220904223 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:49:58" && image=="7d720ee-3.jpg")

"What do you have to say now Yingfag?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220904361 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:51:30")

">twitter rp and phone posting

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220905198 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:01:04" && image=="paladins_vs_overwatch_by_kenshiro549-daq360l.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220905291 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:02:06" && image=="YingSmug2.png")

>"Official unofficial" Twitter Paladins accounts
There's your answer."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220905346 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:02:43")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220905460 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:04:13" && image=="1502800011955.jpg")

"Aside from the new champ (which so far doesn't look like a generic anime protag that much), some heat with OW fags and the whole character RP, the fuck's going on?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220905610 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:06:07")

Skyefriends are on suicide watch. Other than that, nothing. The update showcase is tomorrow, I guess."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220905784 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:07:55")

HiRez retconned Fernando into being a faggot. Penises have been in and around Fernando's head."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220905971 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:09:57" && image=="1520113836845.jpg")

That's old news grandpa. Guess we'll see on how hard they'll push that one (or even backtrack on it with the lines of "that statement wasn't purely official")

Will he be next?

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220906151 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:11:59")

>mentioning grohk ever
dreams are dreams because they don't come true"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220906161 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:12:05")

Most of the champs don't have guns"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220906403 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:14:53")

Anon, he was the only lightning orc in the flame orc tribe. If anything, he's the Mike Pence of Orcs."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220906419 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:15:02" && image=="1427695873154.gif")

You know what we fucking mean"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220906490 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:15:38")

>Skyefriends are on suicide watch
At least the absolutely HNNNNG skins will stay, too bad her default is going though (it wont btw you will still be able to choose it)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220906604 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:17:04")

Is the new in-game model shown? If not, there's still a possibility it won't be bad.


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220906665 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:17:50")

>it wont btw you will still be able to choose it
i am going to trust you on this but if it doesn't happen i am going to commit seppuku"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220906756 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:18:42")

Name three (3) champions that don't use guns

PROTIP: Something that shoots/throws a hitscan or projectile is still a gun"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220906821 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:19:30")

"^ wrong";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220906826 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:19:31")

"fuck off mopsy";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220906968 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:21:07")

>A sword is a gun
>Choke a dinosaur to produce flame is a gun
>A staff that shoots lightning is a gun
>A mirror that shoots focused beams is a gun
>Bombs are a gun"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220907132 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:22:52")

>Zhin's sword is a gun
>Torvald's gauntlet is a gun
>A cross/bow is a gun
>A wand is a gun"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220907765 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:29:50")

"for a moment just ignore what the weapon looks like and the animation behind it, ok?

picture zhin or furia's sword, or moji's heads, or willo's wand - essentially they're all weapons that you point at an enemy and shoots a projectile/hitscan bullet. a weapon that shoots a projectile is a gun.

if i swapped viktor's gun out for a rubber ducky, but nothing else changed, would viktor still be using a gun?

check and mate."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220907817 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:30:22" && image=="1472116338075.png")

"I'm honestly excited on the upcoming patch notes. I can finally know the kind of shit that will happen.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220907868 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:30:55")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220907913 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:31:30")

better art than thunderbrush"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220907916 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:31:32")

"lmao this retard got btfo and now he's just digging himself deeper into a hole";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220907928 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:31:42")

I'm excited too. This is HiRez's big balance patch. If the major community complaints haven't been addressed then expect a riot on reddit."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220908273 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:35:29")

"Is there a better thing to spend crystals on than diamond chests?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220908418 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:37:28" && image=="1name me later.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220908478 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:38:11")

You know, as much as I don't like reddit, you've gotta admit that they can make some shit happen. Guess that's what you get for being more popular and all that.

I'm still waiting for Viktor's old skin and I hope they still complain about the new one.

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220908518 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:38:35")

"at their essence every champion uses a gun if you ignore how it looks. just because the weapon is disguised as a flower or a fist or a sword or a mouth doesn't mean it the weapon doesn't behave EXACTLY the same way any regular gun would. hirez just made each gun look different to make you believe you're playing a game with lots of weapon and champ variety. spoiler: you're NOT. every weapon is just a SMG or semi-auto or projectile gun. it's fake

>A sword is a gun
yes, ignore the skin and it's just a sawn off shotgun

>Choke a dinosaur to produce flame is a gun
yes, ignore the skin and it's just a flamethrower gun

>A staff that shoots lightning is a gun
yes, ignore the skin and it's just a lightning gun

>A mirror that shoots focused beams is a gun
yes, ignore the skin and it's just a burst fire smg

>Bombs are a gun
yes, ignore the skin and it's just a flak cannon gun

>Zhin's sword is a gun
yes, ignore the skin and it's just a short ranged projectile gun

>Torvald's gauntlet is a gun
yes, ignore the skin and it's just a smg

>A cross/bow is a gun
yes, ignore the skin and it's just an arrow gun

>A wand is a gun
yes, ignore the skin and it's just a rocketgun"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220908648 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:40:09")

>This is HiRez's big balance patch
They never said that."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220908706 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:40:45" && image=="1475803332233.jpg")

To be fair, at least champs like BK, Grohk, Willow, and Moji doesn't use "bullets" if you know what I mean"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220908852 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:42:28")

>it's just a sawn off shotgun
lmao no
>flamethrower gun
no its just a flamethrower
>burst fire smg
with no spread or recoil?
>flak cannon gun
You mean a flak cannon?
>and it's just a short ranged projectile gun
No such thing exists
>arrow gun
You mean a crossbow?
You mean a rocket launcher?

>a weapon incorporating a metal tube from which bullets, shells, or other missiles are propelled by explosive force, typically making a characteristic loud, sharp noise.
Most characters dont posses such a thing in paladins"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220909071 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:45:09")

"this argument is worse than the one about whether willo is a loli";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220909121 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:45:44")

Are you being obtuse on purpose or is /palg/ really as full of retards as ive been told?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220909169 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:46:21")

yes they did"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220909320 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:47:53")

"Why are the drones out in full force again, shouldn't you guys be saving your energy for tomorrow";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220909437 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:49:06")

Show me."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220909486 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:49:46")

Nah, let them burn themselves out."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220909513 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:50:04")

"Imagine being so retarded that you think Grover's axe is a gun.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220909719 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:52:16")

nah I'm not going through all their videos and reddit posts again, you should pay more attention"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220909963 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:55:11" && image=="654yhgtset4.png")

Dude but if you add gun to its name its a gun"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220909989 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:55:30")

"if 1.3 is mid season then ye it's supposed to be their big balance patch";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220910387 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:59:56")

He's right though, it's a projectile with a huge hitbox. But which champion's primary cant be simplified into a gun?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220910395 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:00:00")

">mfw extremely good at a mid tier champion
annyone else know this feel? I wish I wasted my time getting good at cassie, makoa or something"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220910479 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:00:51")

No, I pay attention to everything except reddit and I even paid attention to reddit during the Q&A. That is why I am saying you are wrong. They mentioned a few changes.They said "there will be some balance changes in every update". They didn't say 1.3 would be a big balance patch. If you anything to back up what you claim, then post it. Otherwise just admit you don't know what you are talking about.

>Season 2 will be divided into 3 sections, or “Splits”.
This is the the end of the first split. It isn't the middle of the season."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220910502 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:01:09")

"grover's axe is just a reskinned cannon

a cannon is closer to a gun than it is to an axe"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220910545 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:01:39")

"lmao look at that retard";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220910637 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:02:40")

post your theevieclub and be judged kiddo"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220910759 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:03:58")

fuck you mopsy how much are those hispanics paying you?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220910957 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:06:18")

Link your posts or fuck off retards, this isn't your personal blog."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911067 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:07:32")

this is /palg/s most persistent meme
how new r u?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911150 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:08:23")

"I'm ready to be disappointed tomorrow.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911213 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:09:00" && image=="1519680022782.png")

"Nice game, Palacucks.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911265 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:09:27")

"Why is Xbalanque so prioritized in bans in SPL games?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911382 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:10:35" && image=="Stamp80.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911396 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:10:42" && image=="1514811880043.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911460 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:11:24")

play ranked than"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911485 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:11:36")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911508 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:11:53")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911549 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:12:22")

"What has /palg/ become?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911704 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:13:52")

Haha, great question! Just wanted to share this Paladins stats website I found, it's pretty cool and have nice features. There's a match stats for example:

You can see it have the loadout of each player, plus indicators for best damage/healer/etc. It also does have a Leaderboard for each division and a Quest system for people who are registered (you can do the Quests and get points which can be used to open a loot chest, currently they can give Steam gift cards but they may add skins too).

Another cool stuff, it shows what is your side in the Realm War by calculating your mastery with the Champions!

Give it a try:"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911747 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:14:19")

The ugliest claws i have ever seen."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911806 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:15:02")

what the actual fuck is shadbrush thinking?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911845 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:15:20")

>newfag detected"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911939 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:16:22")



if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912102 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:17:56")

i think his mask is dumb. I'm sure he's gonna have a skin without it so I can just use that head with his default body and fix my biggest problem with his design from what I can see here!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912132 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:18:16")

>retarded combination of wolverine and kakashi

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912175 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:18:54")

Shut the fuck up retard. I've been here since this general's inception, every time I want to post I go through this shit heap of unreadable spaghetti so I don't fucking bother unless it's near patch day and I need to tolerate this cancer."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912223 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:19:28")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912250 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:19:44")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912296 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:20:09" && image=="527895.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912402 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:21:24" && image=="time to oil up.png")

faggy-ass naruto-lookin' motherfucker
No wonder he got kicked out of the thousand hands"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912432 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:21:42")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912485 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:22:13")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912513 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:22:30")

"what if they delay koga or skye's rework for the next patch so they have some content for that, kinda like how Khan was delayed for 2 weeks even though his event was already going on";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912698 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:24:44")

Our empire of dirt"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913104 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:29:06")

"sorry i didnt mean to cross the line

i love paladins!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913140 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:29:27" && image=="Strider.png")

"We better get a Strider Hiryu skin or I'll be disappointed";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913263 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:30:59" && image=="rere.png")

"bruh look at this matchmaking";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913274 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:31:10" && image=="1518586195404.png")

I-I may have gone too far in a f-few places..


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913328 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:31:55")

"What should I be doing with Nando? Or should I not bother mad stick with Terminus?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913428 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:33:13")

That's a sword baton thing, our friend only has claws and our art director friend is clearly a marvel comics reject so we're getting a Wolverine knock off before anything else."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913581 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:34:49")

You should be spamming fireball and branding everyone while they run from you."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913770 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:37:04")

"dual smgs are already a close ranged weapon so what's the point of having claws";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913992 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:39:33")

"I’ve been outta the loop. What’s different? Last I was here, Khan was just released";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220914008 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:39:46")

"I'm sure Hi-Rez is capable of balancing things so both weapons will be useful, you definitely won't spend 90% of your game time only using one!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220914428 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:44:29")

Not much since Khan. New support Furia (Seris' sister) has been added. Rise of Furia event is currently going. Update showcase is tomorrow. Next patch adds new flank, Koga (Zhin's former underling). Next patch changes matchmaking in ranked, adds announcer packs in different languages, and allows multiple equipping sprays. There is also a new battle pass and new season split with the patch, which means matchmaking soft reset."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220915026 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:51:30")

Fernando's gay now"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220915162 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:53:24")

>plat-stack getting stomped
Am I supposed to feel bad for them?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220915981 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:03:05" && image=="Screenshot_20180711-190211_Firefox.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220915985 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:03:09" && image=="no_willows.webm")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220916228 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:05:51" && image=="kobe.webm")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220916253 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:06:04")

>fair enough
>meme arrows"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220916358 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:07:27")

"tomorrow fortnite's servers will be busted because their new season starts, then ninja will watch the paladins patch preview and we'll get 100kk people playing our game!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220916652 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:11:06" && image=="rip_old_cassie.webm")

"old cassie was so much fun";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220916706 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:11:46")

My cock is a gun."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220916749 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:12:11")

>broken characters are so much fun

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220916859 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:13:32" && image=="1527603072496.png")

um, delete this bullypost right now sweety"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220917460 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:20:26")

Mostly just walk up to enemies, burn them until you're around 40% health, then put your shield up and walk back to get healed.
Spam fireballs whenever you can because not to.
Use charge to escape or to chase down low health targets."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220917857 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:25:28")

Alpha Cassie was better blast shot was insane"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220918321 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:31:13")

"Thunderbrush will reveal his face tomorrow. Screenshot this post.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220918575 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:34:06" && image=="inara.webm")

"Inara is unstoppable.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220918757 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:35:58" && image=="paladins-620x349.jpg")

>put your shield up and
*dashes in*
*grabs you and throw you out of shield*
heh, nothing personnel..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220918887 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:37:31")

Inara is the most anti-fun character in the game."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220919026 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:39:12")

Go like traps somewhere else."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220919130 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:40:20")

holy shit I watched the entire webm and was wondering when Mercy got a re-work. Hi-Rez is China Tier with their copyright moves."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220920574 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:56:39")

Fuck you why is this allowed!?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220920763 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:58:45" && image=="1529821081928.png")

"Spot one (1) thing wrong with this image";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220921105 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:02:49")

Why are straight people so pitiful?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220921714 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:09:47" && image=="ash_smash.webm")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220921964 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:12:44" && image=="juked.webm")

"none of you will ever be as bad as this bomb king";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220922160 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:14:59" && image=="5starexperience.png")

Seems like a good deal for only $5. I hear good things."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220922184 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:15:12" && image=="whats even going on here.jpg")

"Maybe its just me, but isn't it a bit egotistical to change the entire art direction of a game going forward to fit into your own art style, instead of going with a more pre-established art style such as the one used in the first lore trailer and the card art? It's not even an upgraded look even.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220922336 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:17:10")

Hirez has got it in their heads that the art is currently disjointed and inconsistent. The new art style is an attempt to create one unified style for the game."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220922593 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:20:14")

Lads, I think I'd fuck m***y. Is this really him/her?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220922697 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:21:34")

You can't even see the face, anon. What the heck are you judging by?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220922827 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:23:08")

>Koga gets 6 guns"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220922831 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:23:11")

I don't get it, who is like mercy?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220923269 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:28:44")

>all around me are familiar faces"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220923420 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:30:17")

He's retarded. His mind is unknowable."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220923439 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:30:28")

Repeat customers are a sign of a quality product, anon!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220923707 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:34:10")

And yet all they achieved was to make the 2D art even more disjointed and inconsistent, huh?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220923854 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:36:01" && image=="1528146843045.png")

if(/palg/ && title=="" && postNumber==220924823 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:46:59")

"Let me rest.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220924897 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:47:54")

I wont give up on you"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925003 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:49:10")

I can see it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925651 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:56:46")

"I wish /palg/ could stop fighting and getting upset over menial things.
Just for once."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925872 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:59:18")

Pls respond"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220926509 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:07:24")

>she changed to ow, paladins, and smite
All I wanted was Tribes with a cute girl."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220927170 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:15:02" && image=="bj5cy0w2oqsy.jpg")

Anon, I was lying. You shouldn't be this naive. It's a dog eat dog world out there! Out of pity, I googled it and found this. I don't play doom and have no idea if this is what you are looking for but this is all I can do for you."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220927486 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:18:50")

No, the original pic was edited by *****. Stop giving attention to this faggot."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220927537 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:19:20")

For he is the Primus of House Aico, leader of Lian's Royal Guard."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220927607 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:20:27")

Tribes wouldn't be dead if cute girls were paid to play it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220927860 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:23:43")

$5/hour isn't enough to make anyone play it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220928786 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:35:26" && image=="skye_and_maeve_by_winterout1-dbc82bb.png")

"Guys, I think Maevebumper is on vacation. I have to go to bed. Can you guys keep the thread alive until the patch show? I don't mind if the thread dies after that.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220929167 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:40:20")

It's not a real screenshot anyways. I'd love a Paladins WAD, but it'd be a crazy amount of work."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220930278 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:54:35" && image=="tumblr_p5n1e5wzXj1x1lqjro2_1280.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220930390 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:56:20")

"You guys bully me every day that I decided I'm not going to bump the thread at night anymore! Even when it's on page 10!

I've saved /palg/ countless times, but no more! If the thread can't be saved by someone else then it doesn't deserve to live! Good night!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931530 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:10:38")

"thank god";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931669 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:12:27")

It's okay, Maevebumper. You've done your part. Rest now."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932129 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:18:05")

"why does moji exist
most worthless fucking character in the game"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932518 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:23:10")

"Finally. Maevenigger is gone.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932765 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:26:32" && image=="1520335664726.jpg")

Female Sniper with poison mines and a wall hack

Tank with shield and hammer

Engineer with turret, hammer and shotgun

healer with wave heal, wave heal ultimate, and buffs, and heal over time gun

damage dealer with Jetpack, hover, and rocket launcher

damage dealer with Grenade launcher, and explosive KB grenade

Male damage dealer with huge damage melee sword

Female healer with beam heal, buff beam, flight

Based hirez stealing blizzard's ideas"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932821 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:27:17")

">That over 25+ subhuman who still browses /palg/ and bitches and cries and whines and screams and pouts about the game not being like it used to be instead of doing literally anything else ironically being just as childish as the other posters they hate except they don't really hate the them since they crave the dopamine rush of a (You) since shitposting on /palg/ for so long has isolated them from the rest of society and they throw a temper tantrum in the general solely to get attention since they aren't intelligent enough to actually contribute something meaningful beyond whining in addition to the fact that they don't even play paladins anymore and tell themselves every day they will at least play today but they never do since the substitute for satisfaction in real life has been thoroughly replaced by getting (You)s on /palg/. And despite their crying they're the ones who spread memes about how /palg/ was never good XD as a sour grapes coping mechanism for being unable to come up with anything valuable besides, once again, bitching and crying and yet they'll never leave and the proof of all of this is in the fact that they clicked on this thread and responded despite the fact that they should be mature enough to ignore it and do anything else but that would be the adult thing to do and if you're 25+ on 4chan, you're clearly not an adult so instead they act like passive aggressive whiny bitches looking like a beta crybaby even over a computer screen (seriously how pathetic do you have to be?) rather than literally just leave. If you call them out on this they'll post an unfunny meme or picture of Maeve to desperately excuse their own behavior but it won't really do any good because deep down they know all of this is true no matter how many layers of irony and meta jokes they try to hide behind. They'll also be overly hostile to brand new players they supposedly hate even though they bought deft hands and did stupid shit the exact same way when they started.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220933542 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:38:09")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220933960 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:43:53")

"Hey, deft hands didn't exist when I started so I couldn't have bought it.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220935612 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:06:46")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938620 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:52:00")

"So... how about that new champion huh? I'm still hoping he'll be more melee focused, might be able to make a loadout specifically for it.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938639 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:52:14" && image=="a time before assult rifles.jpg")

"I blame Viktor for the downfall of Paladins.
Before Viktor, new players would just pick any champ they liked the play style of because basically none of them were very effective at the low end.
After Viktor 90% of new players just played Viktor because his skill floor was so low that he dominated the low end games.
So what did Hirez do? Did they make Viktor more difficult to play to be in line with the rest of the cast? Of course not! They made EVERYONE ELSE braindead easy to be in line with the all popular "me shoot" man!
And it just kept going from there."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938683 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:52:51")

"Pipi" means "piss" in french. How appropriate"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938852 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:55:00")

He'll be Maeve but stronger and easier to play."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939107 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:58:53")

I like Maeve a lot so I'd be both ok and not very ok with that. I'm half expecting him to get a stronger version of Street Justice while they overly nerf hers and leave all her other talents alone."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939150 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:59:27")

>owl man named Night Hawk
I really like Moji still being Moji."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939661 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:06:51")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940056 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:13:23")

"So how do we get this “Front Lines” pack? That Fernando skin looks nice. Was it some sort of limited time thing I missed?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940472 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:20:48")

>night hawk

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940562 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:22:24")

If youre talking about the police nando yeah its limited"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940658 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:24:07")

Pipi/peepee means piss in lots of languages"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942279 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:57:09")

Even more truthful then"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942636 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:04:29")

That’s neat, I guess. I welcome more character development. Granted this doesn’t really do much for a character"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947365 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:30:41")

"Ded thread";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947546 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:34:09")

"why didn't you let it die";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949406 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:06:40")

"Buff Nando";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949847 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:15:25")

>we have huge lead
>enemy captures the objective once
>whole team starts playing pussy
>wont approach the objective at all
>wont even pursue for a fucking kill thatd clear the objective
>im the frontline so im in the objective expecting backup
>get slaughtered because nobody is fucking helping me
>blow a 100 point lead, end with them having a 50 point lead
>more than double my teammates objective time
>get blamed because i died the most

Fuck you guys, maybe if you werent such fucking pussies you wouldve stayed with me and killed them before they killed me"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950541 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:29:34")

>that one frontline player who blindly rushes to the point over and over and then blames his team instead of blaming himself

_ _ _ _ _!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950681 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:32:17")

So i should hang back with you scared little bitches and let them tick their points up? At least i did something, they sat back and sniped and let the enemy fucking heal while i went in and actually made a contribution to winning"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951019 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:39:28")

>be support
>see that my teammate is in a 1v1 losing
>rush to their aid
>instead of staying with me making it a 2v1 they immediately fuck off leaving me in a 1v1
Literally every match
I only play Furia now because with her broken damage I at least stand a chance in 1v1s"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951541 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:50:08")

Help your team win a team fight first, or encircle the point and then attack - literally do anything other than go straight to the point alone."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952085 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:00:50")


What part of "they sat back and sniped" leads you to believe i could have wrangled up a teamfight on the objective?

Also i did encircle the objective, i approached from a different angle everytime, its just pretty hard to make that work when theres always 3+ guys ready to pounce and nobody is fucking helping

Remember how is said they won with a 50 point lead? It wouldve been much more if not for me going in"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953960 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:35:45")

"was there actual backlash with Fernando coming out, or was it just a Tracer-level kneejerk";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954428 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:44:15")

It was basically Gamergate 2.0

/palg/ and reddit are both still recovering from the fallout"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220955194 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:58:20")

gaymergate you mean"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220955471 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:02:42")

He means gamergayte you dumb fuck."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220955660 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:05:25")

no that's gaymurrgayteehee you fucking retard"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220956291 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:15:52")

Tracer's at least made more sense. She never hinted at relationships with anyone so they left that option open from the start. Fernando not only had voicelines flirting with the female cast that was around when his vp was made, almost every female champion has a recorded response to his flirting. And if you honestly think Hirez plans far ahead enough to make him closeted, that's really fucking delusional."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220956336 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:16:47")

made me laugh. Good post my friend"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958407 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:50:16")

what about if he is so narcissistic that hes gay for himself"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958473 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:51:18")

It went way beyond simple flirting too. Going on about Cassie being the love of his life is pretty clear."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958540 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:52:19")

"^ look at this dr yoshi";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959701 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:10:53" && image=="1508998458747.jpg")

>Mopsy Speed
>it's real


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959882 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:13:26")

"zat some funky sh*t";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960091 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:16:29")

"o shi waddap";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960107 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:16:44")

Well he says it when she's dead, and the canon of games is a messy and retarded subject. The point is he's trying hard to get and stay in their pants longterm, not "lol u lookin fine today gurl". If he was bi it'd be fine.
>5 days ago
I've never even been on Reddit and only have an idea of who that is because of people talking about him here. Pretty funny that he's complaining about something Hi Rez has done for once. Thanks though, I tended to overlook your posts but now I fully understand the kind of cancer you've been bringing to these threads."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220961057 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:31:40" && image=="1511716094382.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220961379 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:37:04")

It is an anon who said he is doing it because he enjoys trolling reddit."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220961384 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:37:15")

"guys I might watch the for honor dev stream instead of the paladins dev stream";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220961529 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:39:24")

more like for homo LOL"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220961630 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:40:56")

But no one on reddit knows or cares who I am. They're smart like that.

The only thing he would be trolling is himself."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220961764 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:43:02")

no you said that that was him, he didn't confirm it, i read all of /palg/ay and remember most posts"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220961871 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:44:55")

I have no idea what you are talking about but I'll take your word for it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220961934 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:46:01")

">replying to that fag trying to force himself into more shit
baka @ you all, did you forget that he made 3+ alts just so people would talk about him more"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220962081 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:48:17")

Jokes on you I only like and subscribe to women. I never flirt with them."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220962174 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:50:13")

>gamergate 2.0
>one sub barely cares

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220962318 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:52:28")

You're making it worse."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220962389 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:53:36")

"I have looked at the quality of posts throughout the night and have concluded that Maevebumping would have been better. Now that Maevebumper has retired, you need to step it up. You can do better than this.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220962484 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:54:57")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220962818 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:59:51" && image=="1516131587117.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220963038 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:03:14" && image=="tumblr_p9zvcy3adA1ssf54jo1_1280.png")

"Today is the day Koga's battle for Zhin's heart begins!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220963073 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:03:49")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220963127 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:04:42")

Why is Maeve naked?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220963162 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:05:17")

Cats aren't retarded like dogs. They don't like clothing."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220963574 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:11:48" && image=="1513139222045.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220963638 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:12:36" && image=="tumblr_p9zoafbsqA1rhrttao1_1280.png")

"Maeve won't save you from my gayposting.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220963748 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:14:16" && image=="Spoiler Image")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220963990 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:17:38" && image=="1528376765293.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220963995 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:17:44")

I concur. Maevebumper come back!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220964063 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:18:46")

Assuming they go with him remaining in the closet about both his real identity and his sexuality, it makes sense. He's just acting like that to try to convince people he's the knight he's pretending to be, not some homosexual peasant who once killed a guy with a blowjob."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220964121 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:19:38" && image=="tumblr_p8berb7VPp1vax1dzo1_1280.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220964157 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:20:14")

"Reminder that any discussion is better than autism dumping the same 50 images again. Now I'm just gonna leave until the patch show starts.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220964251 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:21:32")

Hopefully you won't come back."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220964285 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:22:08")

>using tri-radial symmetry at all is "China Tier with their copyright moves.""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220964364 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:23:18")

>this stupid meme again
How about you develop an opinion of your own instead of believing the ridiculous straw grasping that Ribbit has parroted to convince themselves it's true?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220964408 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:23:57" && image=="Spoiler Image")

"he already said he'd be back you fucking retard lol";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220964436 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:24:22" && image=="tumblr_ozwlm7embs1rhnzkwo3_1280.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220964503 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:25:15" && image=="XyN5im-HcL8[1].jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220964517 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:25:29")

>People think the Fernando is gay thing wasn't the plan from the very start"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220964621 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:26:49")

Is this about the blowjob joke? Do we need to start putting sarcasm tags on things for you?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220964672 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:27:31" && image=="Makes you think.jpg")

>Was the plan from the very start
So Drybear is gay?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220964774 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:28:54")

"do NOT slander the valiant ladykiller knight";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220964837 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:29:45")

>I-I was being sarcastic
Try again."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220964884 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:30:27")

have you ever seen him talk about a girlfriend or wife"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220964923 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:31:04")

So, you honestly think the guy pretending to be a knight can't pretend to be straight too?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220964972 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:31:46" && image=="1500521118690.gif")

"based Hirez dabbin on them bigots";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220965121 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:34:15")

Good Evie."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220965164 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:34:44")

"He's only pretending to be gay, amigos. Just trying to lure in the twitter progressives.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220965230 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:35:46")

"what if his name isn't really fernando and that was just the name of his gay lover knight";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220965293 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:36:45")

Fernando is a good guy and good guys are liberal."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220965696 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:42:12")

It's a bit of a stretch and feels forced for them to now be saying "Oh we didn't say he was only hiding his origins he was also hiding this other thing too what a twist." Why would he even need to hide being gay in the first place? Isn't that putting a bad look on the whole "we're progressive" thing if the one character they say is gay has or is trying to keep it secret? Can't we just have more cute Maeve images instead?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220965724 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:42:28")

No because it makes no fucking sense.
This retarded notion that "well he's pretending to be a knight SO HE MUST BE GAY TOO" is the most desperate stretch that could possibly be done.
If HiRez still wants to force this trash, then the least they could do is call back his VA and record new lines that make it have sense. But they won't do it, and everyone here knows they won't do it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220965752 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:42:46")

If you listen to his older lines, Fernando has a generic American voice. I think Fernando is the genuine name of the Spaniard that replaced the real Knight."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220965775 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:43:10")

Literally no one is saying that."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220965970 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:45:41")

They should give Maeve a LGBTQI+ rainbow tshirt."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220965996 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:45:58")

"Gayposting is BACK and it's all thanks to my images!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220966007 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:46:10" && image=="5h7jw0vfjh911[1].jpg")

">reddit made nuviktor better";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220966150 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:47:49")

>Isn't that putting a bad look on the whole "we're progressive" thing if the one character they say is gay has or is trying to keep it secret?

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220966223 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:48:52")

yeah, bottom right looks a lot more acceptable than the real nuviktor, i guess giving him eyeshadow was a mistake after all?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220966252 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:49:04" && image=="thinkl.jpg")

"What if the ded knight that Fernando is pretending to be was in love with Cassie? That would explain the love of my life line I guess.
Or not because they just chose a random champion and this gay shit is irrelevant."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220966374 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:50:28")

the love of my life line doesn't mean shit when he's telling skye that he loves her and wants to go on a date with lian too you retard"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220966452 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:51:21")

Literally every single person defending it is saying that. Is this where you start going "lalala I can't hear you"? Are you going senile?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220966634 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:53:35")

It would be decent as a kind of "past Viktor" alternate skin if they just got rid of the stupid hair."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220966647 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:53:43")

"is this another episode of "people think walking up to a chick and telling them that they're the love of your life is flirting" cringe episode desu";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220967058 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:58:57" && image=="1512845408377.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220967145 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:00:10")

No, no one is saying that. It's "He's hiding that he's not a real knight, so he COULD be hiding that he's gay too" at most. It's not even a huge stretch that he's impersonating his romantic ideal of a knight. It'd just be Don Quixote but not crazy."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220967278 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:01:46")

I don't think he's pretending to be the knight himself, rather he's just filling his shoes as a knight. A bit like Cloud trying to play the part of a Soldier, but they probably haven't thought ahead to any extent."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220967329 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:02:14")

Cloud was literally mentally ill."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220967473 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:04:04")

"Just 1 hour until the Skyefriend Suicide Circle.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220967578 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:05:17")

flirting depends on how you do it, if you're an unwashed spaz then it doesn't really matter what you say, on the other hand if you're attractive and suave then it still doesn't really matter what you say"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220967634 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:06:03")

You're the love of my life."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220967661 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:06:24")

Yeah I don't get people, the stuff Nando says is the type of shit that instantly kills any chance of a relationship forming. It's the kind of stuff the fedora tipping, m'lady guys would say if they had more self-confidence."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220967683 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:06:49")

take a shower anon"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220967881 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:09:03")

Take a good look, I won't be here for long."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220967898 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:09:15")

>the stuff Nando says is the type of shit that instantly kills any chance of a relationship forming.
and that's why he does it, he doesn't actually want to fuck them he just wants people to think that he wants to"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220968446 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:15:57")

"ITT: Fat weeaboos pretend to be flirting experts.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220968656 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:18:31")

this, holy fuck are >>220967898 >>220967661 making me cringe"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220968718 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:19:26" && image=="dryoshi.jpg")

>It's the kind of stuff the fedora tipping, m'lady guys would say if they had more self-confidence.
So that's why Dr Yoshi takes it so seriously."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220968806 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:20:26")

You are the love of my life!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220968862 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:21:15")

hey bb, how you doin?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220969195 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:25:13")

"My headcanon is that Fernando is gay because he's attracted to Maeve, the CUTEST boy.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220969357 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:27:05")

"This is canon, /palg/ay is canon";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220969429 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:27:45")

"Maeve is a girl with a cute willy.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220969492 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:28:26")

This is why you don't fuck with meme magic."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220969710 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:30:56")

"Making Fernando gay was a mistake. Such a bad, bad mistake.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220970048 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:34:40")

"1.3 will be disappointing. Not a single hirez employee has said that it will blow anyone's socks off or knock anything out of the park.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220970192 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:36:16")

Well, that's because Holt has a patent on teams knocking things out of the park. Their contract with him just expired and now they aren't allowed to do it anymore."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220970603 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:40:57")

"I wonder if they're just going to have a break between this battlepass and the next. So it would go:
>Battle pass ends
>1.3 Koga update and Koga event
>However many weeks later
>1.4 time and the battlepass is the big "content" of that update
Cause doing a battlepass and starting a new event at the same time might be too much at once"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220970741 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:42:24")

Chris said that 1.3 would bring a new battle pass on Reddit. The countdown for the current one ends the week after 1.3 drops."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220970779 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:42:50")

have you ever seen him talk about a boyfriend or husband"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220970797 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:43:01")

"My headcannon is that the Magistrate is a pragmatic capitalist Nazi empire and Karne is the leader. He's using Seris to rid the world of undesirables like gays and skads, elves and the like are tolerated if they don't get in the way. Karne's end goal is to collect all the flags in the world to save them from the great chasm that is Valera's mouth.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220970801 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:43:08")

oh, alright then"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220970927 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:44:34")

>Koga event
IIRC there's no event this time because of the battlepass."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220970963 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:45:01")

"drybear is actually into hetro bestiality, that's why he always talking about his dogs";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220971027 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:45:52")

B-but "Koga's Revenge"! That's gotta be an event name! And what happened to the datamined Ying PVE event?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220971173 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:47:39")

I think that's just the patch name."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220971229 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:48:19")

I just figured there'd be one since they put the Koga's Revenge tagline on their teaser. But we'll find out in 14 minutes so I guess there's no point in thinking about it too much right now.

Could be that yeah."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220971349 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:49:45")

">play siege
>play term
>have to max out nimble
>ask team to get caut after the push failed
>furia gets it
>lex tells me caut is only for damage and tank
>our damage is fucking strix
>lose the game because of it
>he tries to act smart at the end"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220971350 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:49:45" && image=="tumblr_p8cgtjuSIJ1ssf54jo1_r1_400.gif")

">people spamming BUFF YING in chat
Yingposter maybe you should tell your underlings to be more subtle about it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220971480 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:51:19")

"9 minutes until start. Youtube stream:"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220971640 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:53:07" && image=="we_are_stronger_together____maybe_not_like_that____by_puncake19-dblbyed[1].jpg")

>hirez listens
>ying is remodeled"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220971656 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:53:18")

"We are going to hit bump limit in the middle of the stream. I hope someone has the new OP ready.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220972123 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)11:58:44")

Another Chavsberry-fag. I swear this guy might have good aim and shit, but damn his advices on champs are garbage. Remember when he shilled solo heal Curse Damba?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220972249 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:00:06")

"Maeve buffs!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220972261 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:00:14")

"It's starting!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220972296 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:00:46")

nice countdown"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220972297 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:00:48")

There is probably an event. Three "ninja" skins were datamined."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220972329 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:01:04")

"Maeve butts!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220972376 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:01:36")

"So that's Thunderbrush.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220972478 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:02:44")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220972505 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:02:56" && image=="1525566745859.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220972525 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:03:07")

"congrats you look at his twitter, fucking faggot";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220972601 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:04:00")

">wearing a mask would make sense here because ninjas
>just normal thunderbrush"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220972750 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:05:38")

mopsy this guy is bullying me"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220972803 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:06:12")

">can do stuff one queue pops
>multiqueue is back
Good patch so far."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220972890 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:07:10")

Not good until I see Skye."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220972932 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:07:35")

cut it out kiddo, we do NOT bully"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220972964 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:07:54")

">Furia nerfs
Why tho"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220973090 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:09:26")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220973189 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:10:25")

"that koga was walking up a wall";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220973192 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:10:26")

">update showcase starts
>not even /palg/ shows up for it
It's over, Paladins is finished!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220973202 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:10:30")

">Thunderbrush already claiming knocking out of the parks
Damn dude too soon."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220973210 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:10:34")

"Koga has wall climbing";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220973216 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:10:37")

">quake ripoff

Your message wasn't posted due to conflicts with the channel's moderation settings.


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220973239 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:10:48")

"Maeve's jump height looks like it was nerfed.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220973252 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:11:03")

">That terrible Drogoz
maybe this is why they won't nerf him"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220973274 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:11:20")





if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220973310 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:11:37")

">daring to say drybear's name on the patch preview";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220973318 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:11:42" && image=="__ibaraki_douji_shuten_douji_and_tomoe_gozen_fate_grand_order_and_fate_series_drawn_by_rioshi__64ea55a2d998b43219d5467afd3ccca1.jpg")

"First OW and now ripping off Quake?

Nice try palgays."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220973363 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:12:12")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220973458 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:13:18")

"Thread's so moving fast, gonna make the next thread early - please migrate when we hit 750 posts!

New >>220973142
New >>220973142
New >>220973142
New >>220973142"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220973478 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:13:31")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220973569 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:14:34")

Report this thread for being made early."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220973656 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:15:27")

">Drogoz rockets are now hitscan";