import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/vg/ - Video Game Generals";
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

public void refresh(a);

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class Thread extends Board{
public void /ink/-SplatoonGeneral(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "/ink/ - Splatoon General";
int postNumber = "220882773";
String image = "454px-Professor_Elvin_Gadd_Artwork_-_Luigi's_Mansion_Dark_Moon.png";
String date = "07/11/18(Wed)15:49:41";
String comment = "Tartar's Creator

Previous thread: >>220821146

Redirect to current thread: https://splatoon.ink/ink/
Splatoon 2 Map Schedules: https://splatoon2.ink/
Booru: https://booru.splatoon.ink/

>News
Next global Splatfest: Squid vs. Octopus! 7/20 9:00 PT - 7/21 9:00 PT (NA), 20/7 16:00 CEST - 21/7 16:00 CEST (EU), 07/21 13:00 JST - 7/22 13:00 JST (JP)

>Wiki
http://splatoonwiki.org/

>Patch notes
http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

>Gear and weapon lists
http://leanny.github.io/splat2/

>Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stat calculations
http://loadout.ink/

>List of alternate main abilities for gear from Splatnet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

>League and Rank X weapon usage data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1k78z_Nz7xDXcSSK5lCtNMKwNE0tRea_vHf6cavl8KLI/edit#gid=255836450"
;

}
public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220882887 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:50:49" && image=="1524219334601.png")

"Hugs with Callie and Marie!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220882927 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:51:10" && image=="cash money.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220882945 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:51:20" && image=="tismrails.jpg")

"Grinding on rails with Autism!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220882971 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:51:37" && image=="ANTIFA 37.jpg")

"Never first post, but JUSTICE is always here.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220882986 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:51:50" && image=="1519325187069.png")

"First for chickenbomb controlling";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220883051 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:52:22" && image=="download (2).jpg")

"Are y'all yeddy for some yebby?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220883107 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:52:51" && image=="oe tackle.jpg")

">>220882887
Hugs with Pearl and Marina!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220883329 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:55:00")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220883483 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:56:53")

">>220883329
Fascist posting to bring down autism and Callie will never win anon."
;


if(Calamar 5863-3105-7610 && title=="" && postNumber==220883535 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:57:30" && image=="1509307192949.jpg")

">>220881756
SR room going up in 5 minutes"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220883570 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:58:00")

">>220883483
based"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220883621 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:58:27" && image=="figure-037797.jpg")

">>220883051
Forgive me, you are not ants, you're squids and octos"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220883627 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:58:29" && image=="Brass bringin the sammin slammin swagger.png")

">>220883535
I'll see you there."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220883683 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)15:59:11" && image=="1531317472828.png")

"look at this babushka";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220883903 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:01:19")

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybr-oBIh1c4

I'm in the etce video on the opposing team."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220883998 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:02:29")

">>220883621
Oh god why do they have lipstick"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220884164 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:04:17")

">>220883998
How else are they meant to mark you as their boyfriend?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220884406 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:07:13")

"Are you able to change the main on the neo octo shirt and the shades to make them actually viable?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220884501 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:08:14" && image=="2.png")

">>220883683
Very cute biskit
>>220883621
That reminds me, do we know what the Octo amiibos will unlock?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220884517 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:08:29")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220884674 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:10:19")

">>220884501
I think i read they unlock their outfits form Octo Expansion, and you get to take pics with them"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220884712 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:10:52")

">>220884674
Octos, not OTH"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220884850 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:12:36")

">>220884674

You're right. Real question is what are the abilities? I mean I'm rocking Marina's headphones no matter what but I am curious about the other pieces of gear."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220884975 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:14:11")

">>220883329
YIKES...*snap*"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220884993 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:14:21")

">>220884712
Oh, my bad, anon, I haven't heard any about those"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220885038 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:14:52")

">>220883683
Das it mane"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220885313 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:18:23")

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kijnyfoRk4g

Pearl and Marina VAs are lovely"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220885563 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:21:37")

">One off from egg quota two shifts in a row
Fucking hell"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220885769 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:23:56" && image=="S2_Gear_Clothing_Wet_Floor_Band_Tee.png")

"does anyone have a Wet Floor Tee with special charge that I can order off em?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220885881 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:25:10" && image=="_20180711_232356.jpg")

">/ink/ right now";


if(V. Dracula 6359-8901-1111 && title=="" && postNumber==220885898 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:25:22" && image=="bear20.jpg")

"Anyone want to slam?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220886071 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:27:20" && image=="DhwGMgQV4AI8Qhd.jpg")

"look at this gremlin";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220886260 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:29:31")

"Wow wtf that was rough";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220886297 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:30:02")

">>220886260
That was a lot of fuckin' flyfish."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220886310 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:30:12" && image=="alice-1.01.jpg")

">>220885313
>Ganguro
Yessssss"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220886350 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:30:33")

">>220886071
STOP FEEDING HER AFTER MIDNIGHT!"
;


if(Calamar 5863-3105-7610 && title=="" && postNumber==220886380 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:30:51")

">>220886260
>>220886297
Yeah, that was my bad, should've went around to take them out"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220886445 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:31:26")

">>220884517
tfw"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220886567 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:33:05")

">>220886380
100% of the blame is on you, yeah you should have gone around and taken them all out by yourself because that's your job and no one else"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220886621 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:33:41" && image=="steamed clams4.webm")

"holy manmenmi!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220886674 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:34:19")

">>220886071

Cute"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220886887 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:36:40")

">>220886621
Damn they just let yall do that too"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220887175 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:39:40")

">curious about what abilities could be good for ranked since i'm new and bad

you guys aren't kidding when you say it's situational. virtually everything except for quick respawn & opening gambit seem useful in certain situations. I think the only general all rounder I noticed was bomb defense up. Are abilities actually as balanced as I think they are?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220887668 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:44:39")

">>220887175

Swim Speed Up is good on anything really, especially for Rainmaker games since it boosts your swim speed while holding it too."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220887709 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:45:08")

">>220886621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHKN7bCn1zE"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220887858 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:46:38" && image=="1527985027224.jpg")

">Finally got real internet
>Can play Sploon in peace
>Don't have to worry about being banned because of t-mobile shitposters
>Amiibos come out soon
Having a good week. Have these nice ink creatures."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220888040 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:48:42")

">>220887175
Swim speed is good on any weapon since it lets you get back to the objective after dying and escape bad situations quicker. Special power up is mandatory for inkjet and bubbles. Cold blooded is useless."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220888137 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:49:38")

">>220883903
Don't bully that precious child."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220888536 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:53:31")

">>220888137
I splat him at 3:00 and then we get to watch my kill cam."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220888570 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:53:54")

">>220883903
Do you play with /ink/? I don't think I've seen you in any lobbies."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220888928 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)16:57:37")

"Fuck man, can't catch a break this time huh";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220889162 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:00:05")

">>220888928
lol it doesn't look like it. They're PISSED now."
;


if(Calamar 5863-3105-7610 && title=="" && postNumber==220889234 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:00:48")

">>220888928
Yeah these are getting hard, but rank doesn't really matter in SR at least"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220889435 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:03:10")

">play ranked
>my teem is always in the teens (i'm lvl 13
>enemy team always has a level 20 and 30 on it
Epic!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220889532 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:04:13")

">>220887175
I am mainly using:
Inksaver main
special charge+
ink refill+"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220889707 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:05:59" && image=="fdas.webm")

">>220886621
Nice, just had this pretty good team play in clam blitz. I splat the blaster thats going to kill the guy with 7 clams, he goes and throws them in then I lob down the last ones for him he needs to win the match knowing I wouldn't win against that ttek that was after me.

>>220888570
No I have never played with /ink/ at all besides randomly in ranked and maybe as a random is SR."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220889861 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:07:38" && image=="1439576162681.png")

"Anyone have the Toni K. Baseball Jersey?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220889998 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:09:20")

">it's another "your team doesn't know what to do in clams S+" episode";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220890136 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:10:45")

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kijnyfoRk4g&feature=youtu.be";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220890160 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:10:57")

">>220889861
Yeah I got that one. Special charge up.
How can you get my equipment?
>6639-2986-9664"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220890257 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:12:08")

"Ahahahaha That elevator was the death of us.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220890330 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:12:51")

">>220890160
We just have to play a match together. I just sent you a friend request"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220890375 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:13:26")

">>220890330
O.k. I will join your game"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220890461 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:14:22")

"Should I bother posting my FC if I'm C- in everything and level 13?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220890625 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:16:10" && image=="Foxtrot Mike Lima.png")

">CONN ERROR
RIP me. Good luck Cala crew!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220890723 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:17:20")

">>220890625
Yeeeeah about that :/"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220890819 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:18:27")

"Draw anon looking for something to doodle";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220890839 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:18:40" && image=="1504366185907.png")

">>220890375
Thank you!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220890851 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:18:46" && image=="nom.jpg")

"she hungie";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220890874 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:19:02")

">>220890461

You need to be B- in one mode in order to league with people but you can join private battles, play Salmon Run and "gear swap" at anytime with us so it'll be fine for that"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220890938 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:19:37")

">>220890819
The afro if it was actually made of tentacles"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220890947 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:19:47" && image=="sweetsv3.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220890990 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:20:16" && image=="118.png")

">>220890819
if you havent anon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220891003 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:20:25")

">>220890819
A veemo wearing a tuxedo"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220891005 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:20:28")

">>220890819
This veemo eating her weapon. >>220890851"
;


if(Calamar 5863-3105-7610 && title=="" && postNumber==220891040 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:20:48")

">>220889861
GGs G
I'll probably play 3-4 more games"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220891042 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:20:49")

">>220890819
Maybe an inkling standing in front of his weapon arsenal (maybe in his/her room) and taking down your favorite weapon?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220891101 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:21:26" && image=="image.jpg")

">>220890819
Right here pls"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220891120 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:21:42" && image=="chillin.jpg")

if(Calamar 5863-3105-7610 && title=="" && postNumber==220891167 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:22:19")

">>220889861
>>220891040
my bad, didn't mean to reply to you"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220891181 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:22:28")

">>220891040
GGs, I feel like going out for a while."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220891194 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:22:36" && image=="Hipster Grizzco 3.jpg")

">>220890819
I only have one drawing of him."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220891229 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:22:57" && image=="delet this.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220891250 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:23:18" && image=="PREDICTABOO.webm")

"Have you bullied your local panicdown user?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220891582 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:27:04" && image=="d0704415041d7a437f665719cea9d9bc.jpg")

">>220890819
Pearl!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220891738 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:28:38" && image=="cringedown.webm")

">>220891250
yeah!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220891762 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:28:52")

">>220891250
That slight pause afterwards when you are deciding what to do next or being surprised or happy you are still alive is great."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220891837 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:29:42" && image=="wut.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220891850 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:29:52")

">>220890874
I actually am B- in the tower mode I think. I don't play SR as much but I guess I should since you all seem to love it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220892142 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:32:45" && image=="maybe next time.webm")

">>220891738
Absolutely blessed.
>>220891762
I was confused as to how they died so low to the ground lol"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220892296 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:34:27" && image=="1509239524694.png")

">just got a text that my OtH Amiibos have been shipped

Soon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220892337 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:34:55")

">>220891738
B-B-BASED"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220892382 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:35:26")

">>220891250
Stop having your videos look like they're in 20/200 vision Vivi."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220892394 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:35:34")

"Why is the Clam Blitz map choice so trash this month. Moray, Shellendorf, Arowana are all garbage for the mode and I don't much like it on Goby either.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220892434 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:35:58")

">11 replies
>people coming out of the woodwork just for art
jesus christ people
I think art is nice too, but some of you really need to learn some moderation
"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220892458 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:36:13")

">>220891738
i love this woomy!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220892585 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:37:39")

">>220892434
You MUST be new."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220892597 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:37:47")

"Touch a woomy on her butt";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220892675 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:38:34")

"Not having a lot of success with these griller waves.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220892752 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:39:32")

">>220892434
I just hide those posts, they make it so easy, all the pedos and freaks reply to the posts that start the filthy so if you hide the post you have a much better thread. sure, half of the posts are hidden but at least the remaining ones are about the fucking game. lol look at the freak who just replied to you. i wonder how many times he's jacked off to cartoon drawings from an equally as disgusting person."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220892807 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:40:02")

">it's ANOTHER fucking match where i'm stuck with a bunch of octoniggers who are too fucking pussy to leave spawn
jesus christ just delete moray towers, shit's too confusing for these suckerheads"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220892835 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:40:19" && image=="octofied.png")

">>220890819
Hoodrat is here"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220892886 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:40:53")

">>220892752
Best part is there are two replies so he won't know whose who"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220893081 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:43:07")

"I wanna spank a choco woomy";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220893140 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:43:42")

">>220893081

Same"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220893489 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:47:19")

"Sorry you guys had to witness that, erm, performance. Still thanks for playing though";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220893601 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:48:43")

">>220893489
GGs, Cala crew. That was a punishing last wave, the juggling respawns was hilarious. We made it though! now to cash in my x50 bonuses. :D"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220893754 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:50:43")

">>220893081
You will never massage some choco woomy buns"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220893769 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:50:54" && image=="DbZGMo9V4AEU9iK.jpg")

">>220893489
>>220893601
Alright, I'm done for now, GGs everyone. always good for practice at least
Some small tips:
-let maws and scrappers follow you back to the basket rather than killing them right when they appear. This also means don't follow a person back to the basket if they already have a maws/scrapper's attention, one person is enough to take them out
-shoot the mothership when it's approaching/on the basket
-on rush waves, use the roller to roll over all the enemies rather than flinging it, same goes for the smallfry on griller waves"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894015 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:53:43" && image=="Spoiler Image")

">>220890851
She hunger for more

Just a small sketch i dont plan to finish it
Also didnt want to steal the requests from that other anon
"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894119 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:54:49" && image=="Apu Apustaja.jpg")

">mfw reached Profreshional despite being very new to the game
>Salmon Run is so much fun I basically don't play Ranked anymore"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894142 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:55:07")

">>220894015
thats... ahm... very good shiny
if I ever want a lewd from my woomy I would want its from you"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894168 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:55:27")

">friend: Why do you fetishize suicide?
>me:I dont?
>also me >>220894015"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894176 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:55:33" && image=="1525946229206.png")

">>220894015
wew"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894180 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:55:35" && image=="lewd spotted.png")

">>220894015
succ"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894206 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:55:54" && image=="1515290541996.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894228 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:56:09" && image=="image.jpg")

"Hi";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894308 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:57:03")

">about to rank up in clams
>ha ha fuck you nigger, you thought you were making progress? here are some retards with brushies and rollies"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894313 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:57:05")

">>220894015

>not going to finish

This makes me sad but good stuff anyways"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894329 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:57:16")

">can easily make it to 999 in free lance
>played a few times with ink
>few really good players better than myself
>tons of shitters that are so fucking bad it actually hurts to keep playing any more with them
>they're so bad they're worse than 90% of the randoms i play with in free lance

am i allowed to just delete everyone who's shit at salmon run and only play with the pros from here? i don't mind free lancing, but it's a pain in the ass playing with a lot of you but i'm a little worried for being called out on it. you're cool with that though, right? i mean it's not fair to constantly let down the better players with your bad play style, right?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894393 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:58:15")

">>220894142
fuck off senda you creep"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894419 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:58:29")

">>220894015
>New Canvas.png
>Spoilered
>Five immediate (You)s
I knew this was going to be a a good lewd, Shiny. I was not disappointed.
>spoiler
All it needs is a Yeb losing his mind in the background. With (You) in place of his eyes. Heh."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894506 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:59:29")

">>220894329
Arrogant fucks like you are disgusting. Not even a Salmon Run player so I'm not one of the people you adressed, but shit you are one disgusting person."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894540 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)17:59:54" && image=="1.jpg")

">>220894228
How's it going egg?
>>220894015
Damn you're stuff is really good Shiny"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894602 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:00:37")

">220894119
Go away nazi frog. You're extinct in Splatoon."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894605 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:00:40")

">>220894329
If you're so good, why don't you just play alone? Surely someone as good as you can carry games all by themselves."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894614 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:00:46" && image=="Summertime.png")

">>220894015
Whever I see a shiny lewd, it makes it hard to not stray away"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894737 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:02:01" && image=="1450332340449.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894793 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:02:38")

">>220894602
>Apu=Pepe
Dumb summerfag."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894794 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:02:39")

">>220894329
try playing and giving advice on what they should or shouldn't do, helps people improve"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894812 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:02:48" && image=="Ok_inkling-Egg_edition.gif")

">>220894228
I didn't feel like adding in her bobblehat"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894814 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:02:48" && image=="image.jpg")

">>220894540
It's going good"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894817 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:02:50")

">>220893769
Yeah, I was trying to keep the roller down, but having half the party off the platform made it a damn chore to be right next to a popped griller, knowing the one gunner wasn't going to be enough to kill it. We did seem to have a problem with ranging out to kill pretty much the entire run. So much so that I eventually gave up rubber banding back near the basket, I wasn't contributing except to keep paths clear for everyone else, and that's a poor use of any one weapon with this set. I reached 640 at the top end of our playing, and that's the best I've done yet, so I'm not at all disappointed with our performance. :D

>>220894228
This is a good egg."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894861 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:03:07" && image=="5zsntlt8jc911.jpg")

"Things are a little different in Japan";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894892 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:03:28")

">>220894329
>can easily make it to 999 in free lance
>few really good players better than myself
i don't see anyone else doing that so you must be the best"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220894895 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:03:30")

">>220894015
It's weird to see your octo get lewded from someones's crop."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220895008 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:04:49")

">>220894540
Well, this was heavily copied from a reference, cant take much credits on that

>>220894812
I know you, i love your arts!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220895037 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:05:04")

">>220894892
It's hard to reach HLM with randoms, and if you do, you're probably the random in a team of other friends"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220895134 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:06:00")

">>220894861
>English splatfest is battle over whether actual ancient squids or octopuses were cooler
>Japan plays the cannibalism angle again"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220895143 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:06:05")

">>220894892
I'm pretty sure its someone that doesn't play at all with ink just trying to stir up shit hackfag?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220895172 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:06:18")

">>220894793
An offshot of cancer is still cancer reddit."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220895220 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:06:50")

">>220894329
fuck off putz12"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220895251 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:07:07" && image=="EggTalks.png")

">>220894812
YO THAT'S SO CUTE!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220895404 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:08:58")

">>220895134
Also
>It's said that squid were
Translation error, or Pearl's an idiot? You decide!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220895463 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:09:42")

">>220895134
No. Japan brought up the ancient stuff too."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220895562 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:10:34")

">>220894329
Post your FC so i can blacklist you"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220895801 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:13:05")

">>220894506
>>220894605
>>220894892

explain to me why good players have to suffer playing with shit players who bring them down all the time? even when you get told you still let everyone down by god awful golden and power egg counts that fuck met quotas and terrible playing that trigger crew wipes. how is that fair to the better players, explain this to me instead of getting butt blasted because i said people are shit

i can play with free lancers as usual but unlike yourselves i like to learn, no matter how many times you get told what to do you still play like dog shit. the better players here are better than me and i want to get as good as them and i can only do that by playing with them, why can't any of you do the same instead of sitting at the same low tier skill level and bringing everyone around you down? fucking damn rude if you ask me, after they go out of their way to play with you the least you could do is practice and not let them carry you"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220895901 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:14:13")

">>220895801
Don't play with them then, nobody forces you to."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220896056 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:16:00" && image=="1491624939103.jpg")

">>220894812
>Bard-brutananadilewski
>Mike INTEL CORE PROCESSING
>Five Diives burgers and fries probably lurks too
Why do we have so many SS tier artfags?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220896146 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:16:59")

">now worried that sen, zero, lunari, cday, whacka and cala are put off by how shit i am at salmon run
They're not really mad at me, are they? I don't mean to let people down, I'm just not that good and I like playing salmon run with people I can talk to so I want to join in whenever I can"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220896261 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:18:19")

">>220896056
Im not Bard, But I know em Sorry."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220896473 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:20:25")

">>220895901
because the good players also play with the shitters. it's impossible to just play with the good ones."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220896475 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:20:26" && image=="1523899947714.jpg")

">It's another losingstreak
>Another episode of getting steamrolled multiple times because my team is a bunch of retards
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220896569 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:21:29" && image=="5912874.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220896738 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:23:23")

">>220896473
You have your options, deal with it or don't play."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220896754 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:23:32")

">>220896569
Oh that face is precious.

>>220896473
>t's impossible
Which means we don't have to suffer your company. Awesome. :)"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220896768 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:23:47" && image=="5912875.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220896892 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:25:20")

">>220896768
Cheesecake/10. Putting her in the bucket was a great idea."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220896958 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:26:05" && image=="1529822350442.jpg")

"Looking for Studio Headphones with Special Saver

0176-1262-2439"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220896975 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:26:16")

">>220894861
No wonder the octoling boy got most of his tentacles cut off"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220897103 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:27:36")

">>220896569
kek"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220897307 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:29:59")

"Who else reports the lowest-performing member of your team whenever you lose?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220897369 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:30:49")

">>220896473
Who are the good players and who are the shitters"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220897370 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:30:51")

">>220897307
Hope you get banned."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220897527 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:32:34")

">>220896738
>if you don't like it then leave :^)
and i thought my attitude was shitty, are you one of the shitters that keeps ruining my games here on ink? i can just play with free lance, all i wanted was to improve. while i'm on that subject, you should consider improving your ability to read before replying

>>220896754
>suffer
you shitters don't even understand the word, being forced to crew wipe or not meet quota because you're too scared to kill bosses or you can't aim with a charger is fucking stupid. if you can't play the game the way it's meant to be played then why play at all? what goes through your head that makes you think "i know i'm shit but i'll play with these good players so they can carry me, even if i let them down they wont say anything mean to me because they have a reputation to keep" is acceptable?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220897538 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:32:38")

">n-zap jumps out to use tenta missles on splat zones when there is 10 seconds left and we dont have control

How are people this dumb in rank X?

Next match

>best painting weapon going a flanking route with 10 seconds left

Seriously retards."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220897595 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:33:27")

">>220897370
If you can't secure double-digit kills per match, you don't deserve to play in the higher ranks."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220897657 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:34:17")

">>220897527
I'm not wasting my time reading your posts. If you don't like playing with people don't play with them. It's that simple."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220897673 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:34:28")

">>220894861
haha my cannibal posts are canon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220897692 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:34:45" && image=="fresh.jpg")

">>220896768
That is cute as heck!! I love how you tinted it all with purple, thank you anon that's really good!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220897773 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:35:49")

">>220897369
Someone post the SR player rank post"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220897802 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:36:06" && image=="maxresdefault (5).jpg")

">>220897673
They've been canon for a while, mate."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220897831 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:36:32" && image=="1529383160725.jpg")

"hugs with octarians?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220897845 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:36:47")

">>220897527
>This whole salty novel
Yeah, seeing you seethe with your awful attitude makes me happy. Go be king of the freelancers, babe. I won't miss you. :^)"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220897985 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:38:33" && image=="A_Happy_Woomy.jpg")

"Good woomies";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898023 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:38:58")

">Go into ranked mode for the first time
>Go from C- all the way to S+ in two rotations
I thought ranked was supposed to be more challenging?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898027 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:39:02")

"Can someone post a pic of Squinty please";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898028 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:39:03" && image=="tumblr_oycp28AlTx1v9eks9o2_raw.png")

">>220897831
Hugs with Octarians."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898079 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:39:38")

">>220897802
cool
would your woomy go to a cannibal party? she's not fresh if she doesn't"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898132 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:40:13" && image=="octojammers.gif")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898176 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:40:46")

">>220895134
>English splatfest is a race war
>Japanese splatfest is about cannibalism"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898195 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:41:00")

">>220898023
bad lie"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898227 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:41:22")

"If you want an easy win play rapid pro on zones albacore. You can pretty much singlehandedly lock it down.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898274 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:41:57")

">>220898079

Squid is unironically good. Better than octopus imo."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898294 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:42:12")

">>220898227
If you want an easy win play against /ink/ hahaha"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898336 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:42:38")

">>220897657
>>220897845
>ask legitimate question regarding bad players choosing to play with good players who let them down constantly and think that it's perfectly fine to ruin their experience with the game just so they can be carried
>bombarded with buzz words, memes, retards and shit posting

i said i want to play with people, but the good players. didn't say i didn't want to play with people so no, it's not that simple. the only seething i see is from shitters who're now aware that good players are secretly mad at them for playing like shit whenever they join their rooms, so you all raged at me for speaking up for them. i never asked if you'd miss me, the whole point was to never play with you again

this general is amazing, you can't even talk about the game any more without people shitting on you for asking things"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898489 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:44:30")

">>220898336
Post your FC code so I can block you."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898558 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:45:12")

">>220898489
the whole point was for me to block shitters, not the other way around"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898673 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:46:43")

">>220898336
Who is this, so I can blacklist you"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898818 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:48:21")

">>220898336
>Salty Novel 2
I hope you get nothing but the timmiest of timmys for the next 2 months."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898850 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:48:40")

">>220898336
Stop being a pussy and post that FC of yours."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898854 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:48:44" && image=="Loud Wrrr Sound.webm")

"Playing without sound is so crippling. I don't know how some of you do it.

Sometimes even with /ink/ I see people swim right by a Flyfish like they didn't hear or see it and I know it isn't because they are low on ink."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898869 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:49:01")

">>220897657
I kind of agree with them, I'm not that good but I play with the good names mentioned here and usually feel bad about it. I try to not let it get me down because they host rooms here so I expect them to pick up at least one bad player and be fine with it. But you still can't help but want to apologize each and every round you play with them for fucking things up so much, it's a struggle between wanting to play with people you know and not wanting to mess up their games"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898919 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:49:24")

">>220898336
What makes you think the good players want to play with you?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898930 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:49:31" && image=="5912876.png")

">>220896892
Thank you!
>>220897692
Thank you! Glad you like it!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898931 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:49:33")

">>220898336
who are you so i can add you"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220898984 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:50:08" && image=="hard.jpg")

"It was a hard fought X rank battle, but I came out on top.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899080 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:51:17")

">>220898930
You are now my favorite artist. kier can go fuck himself"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899110 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:51:39")

">>220898489
>>220898673
>>220898850
>shitters want to block me

why don't you feed my ego and give me your fc's so i can see exactly which shitters you are and fill up mu block list some more?

>>220898818
unlike yourself i can carry those timmy's and the sad part is that even though they play like 5 year olds with cerebral palsy they play better than most of you here"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899115 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:51:42")

">>220898869
I wouldn't feel bad about it at all, you don't force them to play with you."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899139 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:51:59" && image=="GoodWoomy.png")

">>220898930
Good Woomy!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899215 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:52:47")

">>220898984
What happened?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899250 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:53:09")

">>220899215
Nothing"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899261 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:53:17")

">>220898336
You might be literally autistic if you're shocked that people are upset at you for acting like a cunt."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899268 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:53:25")

">>220899110
To be perfectly honest I don't even believe you play with /ink/."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899275 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:53:30")

"Post good woomies

>>220899139
That's a good woomy"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899331 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:54:20")

">>220899268
I don't think this nugget plays the game at all."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899396 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:54:57")

">>220899261
I think it is likely just a certain troll who likes to post friend codes and lurks these threads myself."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899426 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:55:20" && image=="Smile.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899440 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:55:29" && image=="the ultimate.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899467 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:55:51")

">>220898984
Thats a cute woomy"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899470 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:55:56" && image=="What a good woomer.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899510 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:56:34")

">>220899261
>shitters act like cunts to good players
>someone calls them out
>nooo stop being mean, you're a bad person! ban this anon, he's autistic!

truly pathetic

>>220899268
i don't, i did but not for a while and i noticed that the same people that let us all down are the same people still here playing today. even the good players are still here, which makes me sad and feel sorry for them"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899539 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:56:57")

">Screenshot mode locked behind microtransaction
I'm still mad."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899545 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:57:00")

">>220899215
Enemy team had a DC and they couldn't be bothered to fight it so there was a squidparty instead. Sometimes I can understand that feeling if everyone on your team is fine with it, you are 90% of the time wasting your time and effort. I always try personally though unless its obvious my team gave up."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899663 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:58:29")

">>220899539
Send me your woomy and your favorite stage so I can take a pic of her"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899696 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:58:48")

">>220899510
I'm serious, you should visit a therapist if you aren't roleplaying right now. You act like a literal autist."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899706 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:58:53" && image=="1526809848748.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899719 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)18:59:05")

">>220899396
>>220899268
Oh look, it's you people again. Why do you all honestly believe that any form of shit posting that ever happens all belongs to 1 person? So that's what now?
#noniggers anon, hackerfag, falseflag anon, frogthrower, fuck senda poster, friend code listfag, oc hater and... Any other posts that you want to accuse a single person doing all by themselves?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220899887 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:01:04")

">>220899696
you want me to see a therapist if i'm not roleplaying? roleplaying is autistic and seeing a therapist because i don't pretend to be a squid is going to get me turned away at the door"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220900005 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:02:29")

">>220898854
I'm deaf. I've just gotten used to scanning my surrounding a lot. I wonder how many times I've accidentally fucked over my team for not being able to hear something though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220900136 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:03:59")

">>220898930
You drew her again!? asjigbfiugv I don't know what to say. Thank you anon Im really glad you enjoy my veemo seriously"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220900156 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:04:19")

">>220899539
Well, you can spoof an amiibo, but assuming you have a phone with NFC and the free app, you will need to buy at least one tag to write it to, so it will be like 2 dollars."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220900187 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:04:39")

">>220899719
>having her own personal shitposter
how is senda so popular?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220900350 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:06:32" && image=="Spoiler Image")

">>220899663
Thanks kind anon. My favorite map is Inkblot Art Academy. She's a veemo though"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220900397 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:06:57" && image=="Spoiler Image")

">>220897831
>>220898132
good enough to eat"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220900481 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:07:56")

">want to just enjoy turf war
>6 matches in a row I've had at least 1 or more DC on my team


I hate this fucking game sometimes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220900693 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:10:24")

">>220898558
The shitters are revolting against you, FC you whiny bitch."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220900741 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:10:51")

">>220895404
Um?
That's perfectly fine English?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220900879 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:12:26")

">>220900187
because he's an attention whore who either shit posts about himself or has dot and his circle jerk do it for him to make him look innocent. it's the same fucking tactic dot used on himself here but constantly kept getting caught out, pretending to be nice but was secretly an asshole"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220900915 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:12:50")

">>220900741
The issue is not the English, the issue is unevolved Squids are still around."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220900975 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:13:29" && image=="iwata.jpg")

">day iwata died
>ctrl+f "iwata" in last thread
>0 results
>ctrl+f "iwata" in this thread
>0 results
There were Iwata memorials all over Miiverse on the 1st Splatoon, and even /ink/ had a fucking Iwata tribute. Now no one in nu-/ink/ gives a shit. What the fuck happened nu-/ink/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0YMOLFkDP0"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220900986 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:13:36")

">>220900693
i was revolting against them, the "no u" argument doesn't work here. i asked first, no one delivered so why should i when you all asked me?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220900996 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:13:44")

">>220894015
See, any art friend can get lots of (You)s, not just celebrities. That bitter anon better be reading this."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901004 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:13:46")

">>220900915
Think of it like humans and monkeys existing simultaneously."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901040 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:14:09")

">>220900741
Maybe that Anon meant the tense used, since we now have a discrepancy in the lore where East said both creatures are still around and plentiful enough to eat regularly and in the West they are treated as if they were long gone."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901094 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:14:41")

">>220900975
who? What rank was he?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901096 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:14:44")

">>220900975
Because this is a splatoon general to talk about the game, we get enough off topic content as it is. There are plenty of threads on reasonable boards to talk and discuss how great and amazing a man Iwata was, but not here."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901113 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:14:59")

">>220900879
There's something weird about /ink/ being the only general with attention whores but no tripfags."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901152 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:15:28")

">>220901004
You missed the point.
>unevolved Squids are still around [in the current day of Splatoon, at least according to Nogami]
"It's said" and "were" suggest that they aren't around anymore."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901175 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:15:46")

">>220899467
I want a better comeback hat really. Nothing I have really fits with the outfit. Maybe the Squid Nordic if I give her the trousers that look like jeans works actually."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901306 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:17:13")

">Tempest Roller isn't real

BUT IT SHOULD BE"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901314 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:17:21")

">>220900996
>celebrity draws tame art
>tons of you's
>drawfriend draws lewd art
>tons of you's
Shiny draws a lot here and never gets those kind of replies unless it's something perverted"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901353 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:17:51")

">>220900350
Here you go!
https://imgur.com/a/QUYKb5w"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901370 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:18:06")

"Is it fine to just give up when you're 100 points away in SZ and the enemy team is going uncontested within the first 2 minutes and their timer is down to 15 or so? I feel there's no point in trying by that point since my team clearly can't maintain the turf zone so I'd rather take the loss sooner than later when it comes inevitably. Literally impossible to make an 85 point comeback.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901413 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:18:47")

">>220901113
I wish some of them did use trips to be honest, then I could filter them properly because some of them really hurt my brain whenever I see them posting"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901547 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:20:06")

">>220901353
>wrong eye color
wow autism is a bully"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901552 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:20:07" && image=="tumblr_oufvxfGGl11vuzhouo1_400.png")

">>220901353
Thank you!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901561 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:20:15")

">>220901413
You, you really do not. Look at what happened to /feg/. Filtering the tripfags doesn't stop people talking about them."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901674 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:21:27")

">>220901578
>look mom I replied to the whole thread!
>hehehehe im such a devilish trickster~"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901676 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:21:27")

">>220901578
hey how would you nerf QR"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901712 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:21:48")

">>220900975
>max level used to be 20
>max rank used to be A+99
>"this way" used to be "c'mon"
>there used to be damage up/def up abilities
>saltspray rig used to be a thing
>rainy used to be shit at this game
Holy shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901731 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:21:57")

">>220901370
If you are coming from spawn and none of your team is even near it then I usually give up under 10 seconds. If your team is still contesting it though I would try until the bitter end. I took the zone on 3 this morning and the enemy then was locked out until 0. Splat Zones is kind of like that, capturing the zone and holding the zone are separate skills. Just because you team is struggling with one doesn't mean they will with the other."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901863 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:23:23")

">>220901676
Works every time you die but only reduces respawns by a fraction of a second, up to a second or so if stacked immensely"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901919 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:24:01")

">>220901370
>>220901731
GJ, that's a way to get your rank meter to break faster by getting KO'd faster"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901936 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:24:18")

">start game a couple days ago
>do salmon run and turf war to get to 10
>start ranked today
>get to Splat Zone A- in 2 hours
Am I just lucky or is that actually slow as fuck?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901957 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:24:27")

"aaaa why can I not make my veemo a true octoling without the abilities being a shit";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220901990 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:24:53")

">>220900986
Post your FC fatty."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220902036 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:25:23")

">>220901314
>Celebrity not drawing lewd
Kek"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220902056 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:25:42" && image=="1457582315563.jpg")

">There are people who didn't achieve profreshional within the first week of playing
>There are people who see getting to profreshional as an achievement
>There are people who get stuck below profreshional"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220902118 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:26:20")

">>220901919
A shake/crack is all the same regardless if you get KO'd or not. I just throw in the last 10-15 seconds to end the suffering better, but the criteria is that my team is at least 50 points behind, which by then a comeback is hopeless. The way my team was playing a KO was inevitable anyways, even if we got down to 60 or so, and that's me being optimistic."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220902238 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:27:45")

">>220901314
I dont know who shiny is"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220902351 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:28:59")

">>220901919
That has no impact on it at all, its the same as in Rank X but hidden, you lose a lot for a loss against a team your team was better than, and very little or nothing if the team you faced was much better than you. If its a match you should have won by a lot but get beaten that's when you instantly get cracks."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220902495 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:30:36")

">>220902118
I would never give up that easily in splat zones. If the enemy plays like retards and comes back to the zone one by one you can quite easily win a 50 point come back."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220902642 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:32:16")

">>220901863

That'll just revive the QR/Comeback meta. It still encourages playing for trades."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220902719 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:33:09")

"Is it just me being impatient or is fall speed way too fucking slow in this game?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220902836 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:34:34")

">>220902642
>revive
But everyone still plays it who expects to get killed a lot?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220902869 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:35:02")

"xth for i hope these dumb ass kids have abusive parents who beat the shit out of them for being so fucking stupid
theyre almost always yebbys or wayyos too"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220903318 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:40:13")

"oh hey what do you know another team of yebbys and they’re all fucking brain dead who would’ve thought";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220903340 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:40:26" && image=="IMG_20180708_075050.jpg")

">>220902869
no worries they already do
;___;"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220903359 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:40:43")

">>220902719
Not just you, it's intentionally floaty to disincentivize dolphin diving like a jumping Jap."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220903481 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:42:00")

">>220903340
good"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220903493 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:42:05")

">>220900996
>>220901314
>>220902036
how are we defining "celebrity" here
who would even be one"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220903760 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:45:07")

">>220903340
you deserve it you fucking gurofag end yourself already stop shitting up the same you disgusting yebby"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220903782 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:45:21")

">>220903493
probably just posters that are kind of just known i guess. mostly ocs, drawfriends, and SR players."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220903826 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:45:49")

">>220902836

Now no one would have a reason not to run it. Any situation where there's a trade and some revives faster even if it's one or two seconds is a win for the guy who spawns first, especially if he's getting a Comeback boost. Current QR is "insurance" against being pushed back hard by the enemy team."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220903834 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:45:53")

">>220902719
If you use dualies you can use the dodge roll to force yourself don't faster. It's pretty good for maps like moray."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220903976 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:47:20")

">>220903493
senda is a mexican faggot"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220904021 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:47:47")

">>220903826
I wasn't the guy you were talking to, just thought it was odd you would say revive when a typical build for a front liner weapon is currently comeback, quick respawn and stealth super jump."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220904090 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:48:32")

">>220903359
but it also makes small jumps that are intended by the devs like the hotel 5x longer"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220904398 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:51:53")

"i hope these fucking retards off themselves by the time they’re 16";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220904640 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:54:34")

">Join turf
>Everyone in the lobby is a squidpartier
>Disconnect and try again
>1 squid partier on enemy team and 3 serious players
>2 squid partiers on my team plus a level 6 with an aerospray
Why?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220904676 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:55:00")

">>220904398
oops meant for senda"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220904727 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:55:33")

">>220904640
Squid parties don't exist anymore."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220904887 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:57:21")

">charger on their team has 100% accuracy and a dozen kills
>charger on my team is a deadweight and throws the match

Every time."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220904948 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:58:08")

">all these hidden posts
I felt bad at first for filtering sendas name but now i'm kind of glad"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220904957 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)19:58:11")

">>220904727
I wish. I actually hadn't seen any in awhile."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220905140 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:00:20")

">>220904727
>he doesn't squidparty as he's dabbing the enemy team and his team's timer is rapidly approaching 0."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220905360 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:02:53")

">>220901676
I'd just remove it outright, or make it work even off of assists. I ran into a team in League the other day where every singe person the opposing team was wearing QR, you can't just nerf an ability that removes the downside of dying, just get rid of it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220905567 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:05:33" && image=="1457037235973.jpg")

">play ranked
>instinctively press THIS WAY as soon as I see an enemy coming up
I've been playing too much SR"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220905929 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:09:22" && image=="spyacha.png")

">when you win on the final Salmon Run of the day

Thanks you Kess8a, Koopa, & queensavag"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220906817 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:19:28")

"Fuck yousenda";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220906952 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:20:54" && image=="1530969798946.png")

">>220906817
>when you wouldn't know who the hell senda was if some sperg didn't keep bitching about them"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220907042 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:21:56")

">>220906952
hes a mexican faggot"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220907340 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:25:11" && image=="bad guys.gif")

">>220907042
And I care?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220907467 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:26:36")

">>220907340
more a FYI bro - dont be a hoe - u dumb schmo"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220907680 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:28:52")

">>220907042
99% of /ink/ is mexican."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220907838 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:30:35")

">>220907680
senda is not 99% of ink"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220908351 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:36:36")

">>220907680
So when are we going to find out Jessica Elwood plays splatoon and posts here?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220908937 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:43:33")

">>220908351
At this point I wouldn't be surprised."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220909414 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:48:56" && image=="tumblr_o4f8tdJ4h81r9041so1_raw.gif")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220909537 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:50:18")

">>220909414
What's so excite, fren?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220909606 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:51:01" && image=="Starfishbucks_Coffee.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220909993 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:55:35")

"You are all bad at the game, that's why you argue weapons instead of skill.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220910025 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:56:02" && image=="1530455974342.jpg")

">Favorite gear is shit
I really wish every gear would have the same stats. It would make the game so much better. No retarded grinding, no unusable gear etc etc"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220910026 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:56:02" && image=="1531017887320.png")

">supplied SR weapons: all randoms";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220910219 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)20:58:10")

">>220909993
I know I'm bad at the game, that's how I know that a weapon that give me piss-easy wins is a crutch"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220910405 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:00:03")

">>220910025
>Favorite gear is shit
Isn't that only an issue with unlockable gear like the hero gear replica or amiibo stuff?
Well, I suppose splatnet might not have delivered yet"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220910514 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:01:19" && image=="Spoiler Image")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220910539 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:01:36" && image=="Sleepy9.jpg")

"Don't forget to rest every now and then.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220910592 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:02:12")

"So is anyone with an OC actually good at SR?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220910613 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:02:25" && image=="good woomy 24.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220910704 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:03:22" && image=="1439494105601.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220910737 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:03:44" && image=="1530297285149.gif")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220910915 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:05:50")

"Why is Splash-O-Matic a meme weapon?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220910921 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:05:55")

">>220909606
very dum but cute yebbies and woomies"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220910947 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:06:12")

">>220910026

The best shifts."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220910973 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:06:28")

">virtually zero oc posting itt
>anon still manages to start oc drama
haha YIKES, lets try THAT one again"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911050 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:07:19")

"fuck you senda>>220910973";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911071 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:07:35")

">>220901936
no that's pretty good, I got to rainmaker rank A within two hours, consistently getting 20+ splats per game"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911171 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:08:39")

">>220910592
Yeah. After a lot of grinding, I finally reached Overachiever! Maybe someday i'll get to Profreshional."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911195 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:08:48")

">>220909606
Makes me wonder, is there even any "overseas" in the lore or is Inkopolis the only surface city to exist?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911271 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:09:30" && image=="1513780426371.gif")

">>220910026
>3rd Wave
>Everyone gets the Grizz Special Weapon
What music do you play to pump you up to make sure you don't fail?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-zjzI9quhA"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911323 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:09:59")

">>220910947
it's my first time getting that, is gon be fun"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911478 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:11:33" && image=="a06.jpg")

">>220910026
Why is her headband missing?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911530 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:12:10" && image=="1496583837394.jpg")

">>220911171
>Overachiever
>Good
>After a lot of grinding
I'm low Profreshional and consider myself shit. It was easy as fuck to get there and I still do a ton of misplays. You're garbage m8"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911556 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:12:28")

">everyone on your team has a star
>you all say this way and everyone is too stubborn to pick up the RM
Jesus fucking christ, fine I'll do it you gringy bitches."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911557 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:12:28")

">>220911171
after a lot of grinding i came buckets because i dont live in a virtyual world like you"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911586 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:12:46" && image=="wew.jpg")

"Think people will be able to tell I'm an alt?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911667 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:13:30")

">>220910026
>supplied SR weapons: all randoms
That's fun
>Salmonid Smokeyard
Thanks but no thanks"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911729 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:14:07" && image=="1503127865301.png")

">>220911195
Plane
Also, apparently lots of inklings come to Inkopolis from "countryside""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911742 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:14:17")

">>220911556
I only let a teammate get it if they have a short range weapon or if I have an inkjet ready"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911787 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:14:46")

">>220910973
>Cocoa posted the same image six times in a single thread
>"virtually no OCs posted"
No.
Be glad I'm not posting screencaps of their embarrassing admissions."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911921 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:16:11" && image=="1503131285924.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220911975 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:16:44")

">>220911556
>everyone on your team has a star
>Playing TW
>two star players (on 99star), two sub level 20
>get paired with two of one side, match is a complete lockdown
Why Matchmaker? What arcane algorithms make you think the match would be anything but a total shutdown?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912129 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:18:14" && image=="IMG_20180710_004954.jpg")

">>220911921
based"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912187 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:19:02")

">>220911975
>See a 99* in the lobby
>Immediately sleep mode
I ain't going to be fodder for some super NEET."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912258 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:19:51")

">>220911921
I love Pearly too"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912301 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:20:10" && image=="funni woomers.png")

"*blocks ur path*";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912405 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:21:27")

">>220912301
bad bully woomies"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912453 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:21:57")

">explosher on my team
>connection unstable
Even the game is getting mad at this shit with me.."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912609 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:23:36" && image=="Post card from hell.jpg")

">>220911667
Best weaps on best ridiculous map, what's not to like?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912617 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:23:42" && image=="devilish.jpg")

"Wonder how many people got scared when they saw my name";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912687 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:24:40")

">>220912301
I've splatted one of those woomies multiple times. I'm kinda proud of myself."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912717 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:24:54" && image=="GLARE.png")

">>220912405
no!!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912832 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:26:04" && image=="1382232494262.png")

">>220912405
>bad[...]woomies"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912914 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:26:51" && image=="ANTIFA Starfish Mainstage Octo 2.jpg")

">>220912391
>Not setting up a local militia.
Turf War, Turf War has changed..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220912929 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:27:01")

">>220911921
I’m going to marry Pearl!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913028 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:28:21" && image=="biskits and goobies.jpg")

">>220912301
bibbits"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913057 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:28:33")

">>220912832
mean woomies that bully other cephalopods"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913079 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:28:45")

">charger on the opposite team
>team is too afraid to push
>match ends
>charger only got 3 splats
REALLY YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT BABY FUCKS"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913107 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:29:07" && image=="biskit.png")

"What's the freshest piece of headgear and why is it the biskit?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913138 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:29:25" && image=="tumblr_pb2re5dscu1tpwukdo2_raw.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913201 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:30:12" && image=="eWZvroZ.jpg")

">>220913107
*blocks your path*"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913245 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:30:46" && image=="1448666423191.jpg")

">>220913028
bibbits
taking
over"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913320 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:31:48")

">>220913138
REAL Q CUMBER HOURS
SMASH DAT MF SPLODE KID BUTTON IF U UP!!
100 100"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913326 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:31:54" && image=="CJAI3T1WoAANDQ9.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913353 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:32:17")

">>220912687
what the heck"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913393 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:32:44")

">>220911729
So there could be foreign squids, interesting."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913494 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:33:53")

">>220910026
It's the Grizz bucket btw"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913505 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:33:58")

">>220913107
I like cuttlefish's hat with the dark blue sailor top"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913514 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:34:04")

">>220912687
you probably cleaned up someone's leftovers, there's no way you beat one of them in a fair match"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913548 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:34:25" && image=="biskit???.png")

">>220913201
i'll knock that goofy thing right off your head, friend"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913698 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:36:10" && image=="128px-S2_Gear_Headgear_Woolly_Urchins_Classic.png")

">>220913107
wrong"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913779 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:37:12")

">>220913698
Drac pls"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913809 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:37:31" && image=="Zombie.png")

"you guys are nice

thank you"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913849 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:38:02" && image=="gonna shank that bitch over there.png")

">>220913689
now you're just asking for it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913882 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:38:24")

"Does anyone unironically like RM? Because I'm beginning to fucking hate it.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220913916 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:38:44")

">>220913689
>says the frogposter"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220914050 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:40:16")

">>220913882
RM is the only mode where I can progress a reasonable amount provided my teammates aren't completely braindead, it might be my favorite actually, 2nd would be TC, 3rd is CB, and SZ is my least favorite."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220914102 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:40:53")

">>220913698
t. enperry shitter"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220914118 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:41:04")

">>220913882

RM is fun for the most part. Honestly there isn't any game mode I hate."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220914174 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:41:42" && image=="me again.jpg")

">>220913689
*cringe*
oof, pepe poster huh?

Yeah thats gunna uh... thats gunna have to be a YIKES from me..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220914534 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:46:01" && image=="octo slosher.png")

">>220912617
>tfw climbing for the first time and you're the only teens-level player in a lobby full of 50+ to *-level"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220914639 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:47:24")

"Are the new amiibos being sold in any stores? I'd rather not order them from Amazon and pay shipping";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220914734 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:48:23" && image=="1522384896968.jpg")

">>220914534
>tfw level 48
>stuck in A ranks across the board"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220914742 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:48:41")

">>220913882
RM is objectively the most dynamic and interesting Ranked mode
SZ and TC are spam-heavy and revolve around a fixed objective and CB is just a clusterfuck"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220914983 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:51:03")

">>220914639
I pre-ordered mine from Best Buy weeks ago, shipping was free. Not going to risk it coming to the store and find them out of stock."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220915358 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:55:43" && image=="1528527719109.jpg")

">>220913689";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220915368 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:55:50")

">>220914983

I preordered it from best buy and I go pick it up friday. I ordered splat1 squid girl from amazon, she arrives tomorrow."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220915496 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:57:20")

"I just want to dress as Marina already";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220915520 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:57:37")

">>220914983
>$11 for on release day shipping
>no in store pick up
fuck me"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220915642 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:59:14")

">>220915520
>>220914639
https://nfc-bank.com/bins.php?do=download&downloadid=1426"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220915702 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)21:59:57")

"How do you summon a weyyo";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220915807 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:01:14")

">>220915642
>implying I don't want the physical amiibos themselves
What kind of manchild do you take me for"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220916095 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:04:20")

">>220915702
sing WEYYYYO! WEYEYEYOOO!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220916139 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:04:55")

">>220915702

Just take your pants off and kinda swing your hips back and forth so your crotch musk fills the area, in a minute or two a couple will show up wondering where the smell is coming from."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220916140 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:04:55")

">>220915642
You realize that some of us actually want the figures themselves? I know I do, well at least the Pearl one."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220916225 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:05:47")

">>220916095
I hope I can get a weyyo back"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220916423 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:08:11" && image=="Octo Belafonte 2.jpg")

">>220915702
>>220916095
GRIZZ' BOAT COME, AND ME WAN' GO HO-OME!
WEYY!
ME SAY WEYY ME SAY WEYY ME SAY WEYY ME SAY WEYY-EYYO!
GRIZZ' BOAT COME, AND ME WAN' GO HOME.
COLLECT EGGS ALL NIGHT AND ME CHASED BY CHUM!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220916437 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:08:18")

">>220915520
For some reason, in store pickup was not available when I preo-ordered mine, which is weird since I've done it a few times for other things and always had the pick-up option. It'll just mail to my house, apparently it just shipped this morning, I hope it actually arrives on Friday. The shipping was free so I'm not going to really complain too much."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220916495 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:08:59")

">>220914102
>>220913849
>>220914174
>>220915358
Good thread tonight. Stay woke f,am."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220917276 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:18:12")

"I am new, why is ink resist so important?
Also, is there a good guide for weapon ability matching with weapons in general? I've not been able to find one myself."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220917526 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:21:15" && image=="20180710_213304.jpg")

">>220913689
You're just asking for it now"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220917570 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:21:50")

">>220917276
https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Ink_Resistance_Up#Splatoon_2"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220917575 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:21:53" && image=="ah I see.png")

">>220913689
You can't stop me."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220917621 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:22:28" && image=="Jocha sweaters.png")

">>220913689
But these two wanna be your friend!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220917638 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:22:39")

">>220913689

I may or may not be an OCfag"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220917956 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:26:38")

">>220917570
I understand what it does. I just don't understand why its so important. Is it for escapes, hp preservation or what? I don't end up in enemy ink much with a roller on turf war, but people often reccomend it for roller builds and in general, so I'm confused."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220917972 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:26:52" && image=="1531035608092.png")

">>220916495
you bet"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220918049 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:27:52" && image=="1525650552806.png")

">that 30 year old boomer who gets mad about discord";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220918059 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:28:02")

">>220917972
*siiiiiiip*
Bubbler, now that was a special."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220918083 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:28:18")

">>220914639
Yes, ordered mine from FUCKING GAMESTOP and they have a few extras that aren't reserved. Guy asked me if I wanted to pre-order another one and I told him no because I'm not a scummy scalper.

What I want to know is if it's possible to get the Splat 2 inkling boy, girl and squid. I still haven't seen those in the wild and don't want to pay out the ass on Jewbay."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220918106 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:28:36")

">>220917956
makes you run faster when rolling, which I assume doesn't increase ink consumption as well"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220918204 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:29:50")

">>220918049
>The redditor who has to attack traditional culture because he can't assimilate into it."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220918313 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:31:07" && image=="DJ&Zoey.png")

">>220913689
How sad"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220918391 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:31:58")

">>220917276
Ink res helps but it isn't super important. There aren't any guides for matching weapons with abilities since it's mostly based on preference, but special power up should always be used on weapons with inkjet and bubble blower. If you're using bubble blower then object shredder is required."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220918527 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:33:29" && image=="000.png")

">>220913689";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220918586 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:34:13")

">>220917276
Splatlings like ISM and Object Shredder, Shooters like Swim Speed and Run Speed, anything with splat bombs loves Sub Power, anything with splash walls or toxic mist loves Sub Saver, chargers like Thermal Ink and Respawn Punisher, blasters like ISM, anything with Inkjet or Bubble Blower needs Special Power, and brushes and rollers should NOT use Run Speed, as it doesn't affect rolling speed, but octobrushes should think about Ink Resist, since they can get stuck in enemy ink even while rolling (but the inkbrush can't).

Other than that, pretty much anything can benefit from Bomb Def, Special Charge, and Ink Recovery, only shitters benefit from QR, and Quick Jump and Cold Blooded are practically useless."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220918680 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:35:19" && image=="0ab.gif.945ed11a3c39205259631dce1ef5d4f3.thumb.gif.ff504491d3caacd579503475a3b2297f.gif")

">>220912832
but that's a veemo."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220918689 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:35:25")

">>220916140
you moron"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220918748 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:35:56")

">>220918680
Well clearly veemos aren't very good woomies."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220918903 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:37:44")

">>220918313
i feel really dumb, but who is the pigtail woomy? they've replied to me a few times
i can't help but think of gyro when i see pigtails..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220918938 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:38:05")

"do I NEED the cable adapter to play this game?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220918974 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:38:33" && image=="It's his day off!.png")

">>220918313
dahahahaha that's right DJ, move that leftover stock. You've got 7 more hours, you better make the most of it."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220919029 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:39:15")

">>220918903
probably drac, he and gyro are the only ones who like the pigtails"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220919075 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:39:45")

">>220919029
i know what sporty looks like"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220919116 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:40:09" && image=="very slut.jpg")

">>220913689
you can't make me"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220919194 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:41:09")

">>220918974
Hi, do you have ω-3's newest single?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220919256 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:41:59" && image=="breaktime.jpg")

">>220918903
>>220919029
Not gyro or drac. Her nickname is Music Or Zoey
>>220918974
The sad life of wage cucks. It hurts..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220919305 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:42:35" && image=="djyeb.png")

">>220918974
>tfw reading this at work

>>220919194
No, please stop asking.
But the squid sister's stuff is on sale, we've got plent of them."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220919308 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:42:36")

">>220918938
answer me ink"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220919334 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:42:59" && image=="lag is real.webm")

">>220918938
Yes, but even then you'll still get this"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220919363 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:43:20")

">>220919308
Nope, play handheld if you want. Think some anons hook theirs up to their PC."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220919468 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:44:34" && image=="Wageslave.jpg")

">>220919305
Ahahahahaha I'm so sorry, mate. Remember to laugh heartily at my expense Saturday. ;_;

>>220919256
I like Music, personally. That's cute."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220919532 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:45:09")

">>220894861
>>220895134
>uma delicia"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220919567 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:45:33")

">>220919363
i hooked mine up to my fleshlight launch"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220919574 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:45:44" && image=="squinty_Rose.jpg")

">>220913689
Salty, anon?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220919642 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:46:29")

">>220919305
Okay, what about Squid Squad's debut album?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220919646 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:46:30")

">>220919256
oh! cute!
you were the one grilling me about your bomb launcher vs my bubble blower, right?
i was really grumpy that day... sorry if i was rude ( ̄◇ ̄;)
we could test it out sometime just for fun, if you want"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220919653 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:46:35")

"what does cephalopod facial hair look like?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220919730 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:47:19")

">>220918083
https://nfc-bank.com/bins.php?do=download&downloadid=1270"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220919805 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:48:02")

">>220919653
have you never seen capn cuttlefish"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220919860 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:48:39" && image=="1527731103361.png")

">>220919642
Think there's some in the back.

>>220919653
Like tentacles. Look at Cap'n."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220919954 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:49:42")

"tfw no cpn cuttlefish r34";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220920045 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:50:45" && image=="Cap'n_Cuttlefish_-_Octo_Expansion.jpg")

">>220919653
>that 130 year old boomer who uses bamboozler"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220920134 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:51:38")

">>220920045
>130yo boomer
kys"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220920139 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:51:42")

">>220919730
I'm not a poorfag like you though. But at the same time, I'm not going to enable scalpers."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220920167 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:52:05" && image=="baboo.png")

">>220920045
it good"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220920359 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:54:19")

">>220919363
>>220919567
wait you can use your pc to connect it? how so?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220920427 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:54:59" && image=="52275579_p18.png")

">>220919954
Close enough."
;


if(Sendarum 5572-5159-4120 && title=="" && postNumber==220920592 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:56:53" && image=="1518986083503.jpg")

"anyone want to join a classic lobby in about 30 min?
TW - SZ - TC - RM - CB in rotation with random maps, no meme modes"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220920741 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:58:26")

">>220920592
You know it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220920808 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:59:18")

">>220920741
fuck off senda"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220920912 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:00:24")

">>220920808
replied to the wrong dude, my guy"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220920915 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:00:25")

">>220920139
you just arent smart enough to use nfc tags. instead you get shitty statues that collect dust and you will just throw away someday."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220920921 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:00:27")

">>220920592
Yeah, can you give a five minute warning so we can camp out?
Somebody should draw that, actually. Like, a door on a building that says "senda room" with a neon "open" sign that only turns on for about five seconds before it turns off again before someone can even open the door."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220921001 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:01:33")

">>220919646
Heh I think you got me mixed up with something else actually. Glad you think my woomer is cute though!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220921083 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:02:36")

">>220918938
>>220919308
It helps, connection errors have decreased but they don't go away completely due to the broken nature of the game."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220921146 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:03:27")

"i heard if you change your mtu to 100 it helps";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220921194 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:04:05")

"Where's congyesanon?";


if(Sendarum 5572-5159-4120 && title=="" && postNumber==220921279 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:04:55" && image=="1516570587764.jpg")

">>220920741
awesome

>>220920921
yeah Im going to give a 5 minute warning before opening the room
also thats fun and cute concept for a draw"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220921290 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:05:05")

">>220921194
thats senda. hes mexican"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220921296 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:05:09" && image=="Summer Speedy.png")

">>220913689
I feel compelled to reply to this post with OC art just to spite you."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220921413 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:06:12" && image=="youre deadski.gif")

">>220920592
hELL YEAH
i haven't had a chance to join one yet"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220921445 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:06:40")

">>220921296
I want Shiny is draw a suggestive lewd of my OC"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220921468 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:06:54")

">>220920045
>what he sees vs. what she sees"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220921549 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:07:53" && image=="Short hair.png")

"good squid";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220921651 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:08:59" && image=="i cant decide.jpg")

"goodbye my little squid, I have to go offline now...I don't know when I will be back but I will always be thinking of you...";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220921710 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:09:42" && image=="1508086783117.png")

">>220921549
good squids"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220922016 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:13:19" && image=="squigger3.jpg")

"Is this a gud biskit";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220922051 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:13:37" && image=="biskit squinty.jpg")

">>220913548
>russian biskit
cute!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220922148 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:14:50" && image=="trucker veemo.png")

">>220921296
I like your piece of my veemo, Shiny. Thanks."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220922235 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:15:52")

">>220922148
I'm not Shiny, I'm just posting art they did for me."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220922254 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:16:08" && image=="Sinda 3 WIP 2 Inked.jpg")

">>220921296
I want to lick every tentacle you draw, mate. That texture is delicious. Here's what I'm finishing up for Senda right now."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220922351 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:17:21")

">>220922254
My god, Brass, wish I had an ounce of your talent."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220922550 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:19:41")

">>220922051

Question, does Squinty normally wear spats or the skirt?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220922568 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:19:56" && image=="rc7658.jpg")

">>220922254
>I want to lick every tentacle you draw, mate
Brass, that's lewd"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220922604 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:20:19")

">>220922254
Brass this is amazing
I love it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220922643 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:20:52")

">>220922254
>post art done of my woomy
>anons mistake me for the artist
>feel bad about it because I'll be nowhere near as good as some of the artists here
evrytiem >>220922235

Either way, that's a great drawing, Brass."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220922725 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:21:58" && image=="t1zk2h.png")

">>220922254
>Captain Senda
That's fucking cool, Brass!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220922832 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:23:13" && image=="Commander Mark - The Secret City.jpg")

">>220922235
>>220922643
Oops. Please disregard the post below yours. Or don't. I ain't the boss of you. Heh.

>>220922568
Yes, and?

>>220922725
>>220922604
>>220922351
Thank you, kindly. I'll take that as reinforcement that I'm heading in the right direction! In the words of Commander Mark, practice practice practice!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220922964 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:24:49" && image=="grumpy biskit.png")

">>220922051
i doodled her while running on fumes earlier today
dum flustered russkit"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220922995 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:25:11" && image=="meme mode.webm")

">>220920592
>no meme modes
any mode can be a meme mode if you make it one.
>>220922550
she only wears spats, even when disguising as people who don't."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220923109 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:26:37" && image=="1531223928908.jpg")

">>220922016
Yes
Also a good squid"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220923205 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:27:55")

">>220922995

Gotcha. Thanks"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220923253 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:28:34")

">>220922995
>b-rank webm"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220923295 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:28:57" && image=="joker shiney octo.png")

">>220922254
WHERES HER MUSTACHE?

Either way amazing work brass

Also is it shiny appreciation hour? I can get down with that"
;


if(Sendarum 5572-5159-4120 && title=="" && postNumber==220923312 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:29:04" && image=="1515371439267.jpg")

">>220922254
holy s... Brass
thats super impressive, awesome job as always
are you still planning to do the whole crew? it looks like a lot of work

>>220922995
>any mode can be a meme mode if you make it one
true but I mean we are not going to have hide and seek or anything like that"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220923685 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:33:55" && image=="pdu0eu94792375.jpg")

">>220923295
>tfw no Shiny art"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220923703 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:34:04")

">>220922964
In soviet Inkopolis, Inkling wait in line of many hours for rugged biskit for wearing. Designed in legendary IZHMASH facility by strongk komerades of the revolution!

>>220923295
>WHERES HER MUSTACHE?
lol. Senda asked me to do my take on the character. I had no other background but the image with the orange hat. I opted for bad ass pirate queen in semi-legit 17 century age of sail garb instead. I sort of love pirates.

>>220923312
Thank you! I, uhh...maybe not a FULL crew like I thought originally, I have two nameless cephalos as crew, I was thinking of asking the OCs if anyone would like to be added, but the thought of the pile of (You)s kind of scares me. It's a work in progress! We'll see where it ends up. :D"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220923778 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:35:09")

">>220923703
Your art is amazing my dude"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220923837 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:35:51")

">>220923703
>two nameless members
I DEMAND HAROLD IN PIRATE GEAR! The other member can be some old grizzled pirate, everyone needs an old seasoned veteran whos about to retire to die a tragic death right after a long heartfelt talk"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220924059 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:38:29")

">>220923703
consider: octavio as hostage"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220924085 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:38:44" && image=="4088583921729939578.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220924185 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:40:07")

">>220924085
可愛い足!"
;


if(Sendarum 5572-5159-4120 && title=="" && postNumber==220924221 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:40:31" && image=="shiny 2.png")

">>220923295
I will join the shiny appreciation hour

>>220923703
I see yeah that would make sense, and yeah you are going to be flooded with (You)s if you ask if anyone want their oc in pirate gear
desu I would join too to the (You)s if I wasnt already in
but anyways I love it Brass, and whatever you want to do is fine for me"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220924232 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:40:36" && image=="1527480945669.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220924526 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:43:46" && image=="Sailor Yeb wip 2.jpg")

">>220923778
Thanks!
>>220923837
SEE? SEE?? Senda, I told you, Dread Captain Sinda needs a Harold instead of a parrot! It's fucken perfect! I don't know about that rather well-developed Danny Glover character you've posited. This is dude #1, the other's a veemo lass. both still being shaped up.
>>220924221
I thought you'd say that. Thanks! I'll keep on trucking."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220924564 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:44:07" && image=="1506314709818.png")

">>220923295

>shiny appreciation hour

He did my woomy awhile back. Glad he's drawing more"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220924567 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:44:09")

">>220924232
Why is a pastor hitting people with that gay shit?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220924656 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:45:09")

">>220923253
it was an /ink/ lobby. it auto-sorted s+, x b+, s+ vs. x, b, b-, b-. how else am i supposed to get away with using the memebrella?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220924738 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:46:00" && image=="1510887950889.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220924850 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:47:22")

">>220924185
based"
;


if(Sendarum 5572-5159-4120 && title=="" && postNumber==220925021 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:49:23")

">>220924526
hehehe yeah you told me that, well you created Harold, at least I think you did also I gave you 100% freedom with Sinda of if you want to add a little smallfry I would be more than happy
for the veemo I can think about zeros cheeky veemo but its your decision at the end if you want to continue"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925102 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:50:15")

">>220924526
Brass, do you work on multiple drawings at the same time? Or are they just sketches? The wip in the filename makes me think you're still working on them. Seems like it'd be a lot of work"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925182 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:51:17" && image=="Hydra.png")

"Turning in early, Im feeling crappy tonight, Good night, /ink/! Hope you all have a good one!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925278 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:52:34")

">>220925182
fuck off shitter"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925298 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:52:54")

">>220925182
night cocoa, feel better soon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925338 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:53:16")

">>220925278
You seem upset."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925346 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:53:22")

"in game squibs when";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925373 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:53:40")

">>220925182
See you in two weeks. :)"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925410 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:54:00")

">>220925182
Feel better, good woomer"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925468 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:54:49" && image=="1500090031307.png")

">>220925182
night night"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925524 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:55:24" && image=="1531023628488.png")

">>220924564
I love the way he drew my woomy. I like the way he draws tentacles too. They always look kind of slimy"
;


if(Sendarum 5572-5159-4120 && title=="" && postNumber==220925668 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:56:56" && image=="1516505875609.png")

"SendaRoom is going to open in about 10 minutes, that would be enough time for anyone interested to rush the news after the rotation";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925689 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:57:13" && image=="1472226317145.jpg")

">>220925182
Feel better soon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925747 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:57:54")

">>220925668
>When I take off my eyepatch my powers of darkness multiply exponentially!!!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925795 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:58:26")

">>220925524
>Shiny will never draw my yebbie"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925807 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:58:33")

"I'll be taking a request since i'm kinda getting sick of playing with shitters";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925810 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:58:34")

">>220925021
>spoiler.
That's perfect, actually. I already have a cheeky pic too.

>>220925102
I'm working on a half dozen different images at the same time right now. I can bounce from one to another to keep from getting burned out on the same pic, or switch from working on paper to the ones being touched up in Pshop. I WAS working on coloring, but I've learned that my little tablet doesn't do variable pressure, and working with a mouse is not producing results I'm happy with. A solution is being sought, and I'm hoping all this Shiny love summons the man so I can beg for help!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925874 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:59:21" && image=="2018062902273800-CBA841B50A92A904E313AE06DF4EF71A.jpg")

">>220925807
Pilot woomy?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925882 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:59:30" && image=="Joker sit.jpg")

">>220925807
Draw request? Do me!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925893 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:59:39" && image=="Jump.jpg")

">>220925182
Goodnight, may you have a speedy recovery."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925902 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)23:59:45")

">>220925668
aaaaaa i hope really i can geddin
i'm really excited"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925928 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:00:12")

">>220925807
Not my woomy but could you draw Cocoa's choco butt?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220925942 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:00:29" && image=="Egg.png")

">>220925795
Could i get one of Egg?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220926005 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:01:18")

">>220925807
>>220913548
stabby flustered biskit ru maybe?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220926062 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:01:58" && image=="bath.jpg")

">>220924085
Cute, soft, sensitive little squid feetsies"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220926086 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:02:12" && image=="Grizzco.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220926204 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:03:47")

">>220925874
Why would a pilot wear untied Timbs?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220926270 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:04:37" && image=="my veemo 1.png")

">>220925807
Eh, I'll reply but won't expect anything."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220926347 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:05:37")

">>220926270
Generic Dot Veemo is the best kind."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220926356 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:05:42" && image=="Dfso_PzUcAUaWMS.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220926373 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:05:50")

">>220926204
Because you don't have to worry about tripping over your feet when you're flying, obviously."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220926378 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:05:56" && image=="st elmos fire.png")

">>220925807
hello"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220926407 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:06:18")

">>220925874
that was my thing first you ugly cunt"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220926484 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:07:11")

">>220926356
Ew gross, who would draw that?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220926556 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:07:59" && image=="2018062823501100-CBA841B50A92A904E313AE06DF4EF71A.jpg")

">>220926407
First i've heard of it. If you wanna be the pilot, I'll be the bomber/gunner. We can be the 208th Flying Fish squadron."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220926563 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:08:05")

">>220926407
too bad. just because one person wears the same hat or shirt doesn't mean they're the only one allowed to.

could you imagine if slut woomy got mad about every single person that wore the beret and jacket? please."
;


if(Sendarum 5572-5159-4120 && title=="" && postNumber==220926583 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:08:22" && image=="1508675911009.jpg")

"SendaRoom is OPEN";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220926710 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:09:51")

"Picking up my capture device from my arcade so i can record HQ gameplay again";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220926719 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:09:59")

">>220926583
7/10"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220926745 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:10:26")

">>220920915
Nah, you're just a butthurt poorfag who thinks you're gaming the system and can't appreciate amiibos."
;


if(Sendarum 5572-5159-4120 && title=="" && postNumber==220926802 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:11:04" && image=="1516129639529.png")

">>220926583
>that amount of prestige players
looks like its going to be all random this time
we starting with a 3v3 TW for the meantime"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220926852 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:11:36")

"Is Salmon Run still open?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220926898 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:12:06")

">>220926852
nope"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220926954 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:12:37")

">>220926802
>Everyone is prestiged
Yeah, not joining to get crushed by people better than me."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220926956 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:12:39" && image=="when grizzco is closed.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220927023 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:13:27" && image=="20180614_231131.jpg")

">>220925807
Sure why not"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220927110 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:14:31")

">>220926956
Bears are not Splatoon-related."
;


if(Sendarum 5572-5159-4120 && title=="" && postNumber==220927198 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:15:24" && image=="1514258604216.jpg")

"3 spots open

>>220926852
just 7 more hours

>>220926954
well its just a custom lobby, so it could be a good time to see how prestige players play"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220927232 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:15:46")

"Has anyone voice chat with someone from /ink?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220927271 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:16:16")

">>220927232
sometimes in the discord"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220927273 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:16:16")

">>220926956
Cut it out, Drac."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220927313 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:16:40")

">>220927232
yes, he's branched off from /ink/ but we still talk"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220927378 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:17:17")

"no... brellas... my weakness...";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220927380 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:17:18")

">>220927232
Yeah once, he has the cutest woomy and the cutest voice"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220927398 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:17:33")

">>220926954
>almost everyone is rank X in nearly very mode and has a star
I though everyone on /ink/ was shit."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220927523 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:19:14" && image=="You're gonna carry that egg.jpg")

">>220926802
I may join in a bit to get my green ass slaughtered or just watch if those slots stay open. I want to let people who want to play and do well a chance at them first."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220927660 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:21:05")

"What is sex with deadf1sh like?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220927824 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:23:15")

">>220927660
Like having sex with a dead fish ba dum tss i'm here til thursday"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220927918 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:24:30" && image=="Dfso4SNV4AAzqbf.jpg")

">>220926484
But I'm the best."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220927923 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:24:32")

">>220927660
if you have nothing intelligent to say, it's better to say nothing at all."
;


if(Sendarum 5572-5159-4120 && title=="" && postNumber==220927946 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:24:49" && image=="1515355488859.jpg")

"well... that was an awesome round guys";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220927948 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:24:53")

">>220927824
Tip your servers."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220928523 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:32:05")

">lose the tower because someone jumped up from it for a small moment
BULL FUCKING SHIT"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220928604 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:33:02")

">>220928134
just relax, nothing is really at stake here
I like to practice charger in /ink/ lobbies and use meme weapons most of the time"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220928893 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:36:54")

">vs the X rank force
Why even try"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220928896 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:36:56" && image=="crutchies.jpg")

">>220925807
>Late on an art post
fug"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220928910 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:37:07")

"my distraction tactic didn't go over well";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220928918 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:37:15")

"A congyession: I'm afraid to join ink lobbies because I don't want to get destroyed by R, R, V, T, W, C, Cd...";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220929030 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:38:39")

">>220928893
if you're not going to try, then very kindly get out
i want to do my best no matter the odds"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220929252 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:41:34")

"Are you guys gonna play regular lobbies tomorrow?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220929541 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:45:10" && image=="1b0dd55e4ae81963129b4bd808324dedc7ca49df.png")

">breaking their barrier while they are trying to break through ours
I can only imagine the look on their faces."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220929595 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:45:47")

">>220929541
BOOYAH"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220929605 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:45:53")

">>220929541
neutral"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220929903 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:49:21" && image=="1493935428696.png")

">those sick moves T pulled on V during the final 30 seconds";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220929909 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:49:29" && image=="mfw bullshit.png")

">>220929541
What's even worse is if you have a ball grinding at an enemy's barrier and they break yours before it goes off
Holy fuck that's triggering."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220929962 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:50:04")

">>220929903
Thanks for the help Calamar!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220930028 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:50:53")

">>220928918
Get over it. Just practice and maybe you'll be able to stand up to one of them.some day."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220930034 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:50:56")

">>220929962
I'm L. I was spectating."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220930045 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:51:10")

"nice i haven't played any ranked modes on wahoo yet";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220930128 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:52:21")

">>220930034
Oh.
thanks for the compliment?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220930179 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:53:02" && image=="memed squid.webm")

">>220928918
join and try to splat them with meme weapons."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220930196 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:53:23")

">>220929962
np
I love blocking bottlenecks with my endless walls"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220930210 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:53:33")

">>220930045
nice i played support terribly
oh well
i'll learn the slightly different layout eventually"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220930490 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:57:35")

">>220930179
no ink
dont count
dum squid"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220930702 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:00:17")

">>220930210
senda is a shitter"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220930730 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:00:46")

"Patch tomorrow";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220930951 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:03:18" && image=="ohgosh.gif")

">>220930730
Ballpoint and Squelchie nerfs?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220930976 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:03:36")

">>220924738
>M-98 Widow
I like this Woomy"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931031 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:04:16" && image=="octol-ings.png")

">>220930730
will it stop hackers?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931119 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:05:32")

">>220930951
It's related to the amiibo I think. I haven't seen anything about balance changes though.

>dualies ever getting nerfed
Anon..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931121 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:05:36")

"Hey R, can I order your League Tee from a couple matches ago sometime?
-J"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931181 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:06:17")

">>220925882
>>220926356
I have an idea for these two together

>>220926378
Related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LvieybuRcI

>>220926005
>>220925874
>>220925928
>>220926270
>>220927023
>>220928896
I apologize to these squids, maybe next time"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931252 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:07:08")

"Anybody got a good shot of Agent 3's cape from OE?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931253 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:07:10")

"https://twitter.com/DJParticle/status/1017038049988042754

:)"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931305 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:07:52")

">>220931121
Yeah, I'll be in the lobby for however long it lasts but I'll give it to you when it ends."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931317 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:07:58")

"spilled my spaghetti, sorry lads
clam blitz is suffering"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931321 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:08:08" && image=="Dfsow0rUcAE091O.jpg")

">>220931181

I'm confused but intrigued."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931326 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:08:10")

">>220931181
Don't sweat it, you gotta follow your muse, man."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931336 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:08:18" && image=="bully.jpg")

">>220930490
>nowhere to go except up the wall behind you
>no ink
>come out from behind wall and splat you
>ink
>wait for swing then come out from behind wall and splat you"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931381 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:08:42")

">>220930730
>>220930951
>>220931031
>Earlier today Nintendo pushed a new VSConfig file. This file basically tells us EVERY rotation from 9th to 13th 4am UTC. Now the question: Why did they hardcode every rotation in this timeframe?
The answer is simple: They changed the map generation algorithm in 3.2.
1. They changed MaxNonAppearanceRate from 1 to 2, making maps not appear as much as before.
2. They added a new matchmaking parameter, UnappearRuleWeight. This parameter does not exist yet, and thats why they hardcoded every rotation until the patch actually drops."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931390 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:08:50")

">>220931119
>Dualies getting nerfed
One can hope. They all need a nerf across the board."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931439 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:09:37" && image=="stoner night.jpg")

">>220931181
Hey I love the Beatles"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931565 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:11:04" && image=="urtrash.webm")

">>220931439
Hey I love hacking"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931602 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:11:33" && image=="1338936310012.gif")

"STING RAY NERF!!!!!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931610 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:11:37")

"just hacked my switch, would you guys hate me if I cheated in splatoon";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931691 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:12:41")

">>220931381
>autosend
as I was saying,
>Based on this we can say that the latest time the patch drops is July 13th 4am UTC"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931701 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:12:48")

">>220931610
you mean you got a paperclip? wow. such hack"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931721 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:13:05")

">>220931610
yeh"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931758 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:13:32")

">>220931610
nope"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931772 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:13:40")

">try out the jet squelcher on a whim
>lose every single match in turf war
>it sucks
>accidentally take it to ranked
>get 20 splats on my first try
>win 5 in a row
i guess i love the jet squelcher now
but do i ever unlock a version of it that doesnt have toxic mist? i really dont like toxic mist, there were only 3 or 4 times it ever made a tangible contribution"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931806 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:14:03")

">>220931336
yeh if I had ink and you splatted me I would have been memed
but i had no ink so it dont count
very stupid squid"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931835 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:14:20")

"Is there any worse feel than being stuck baby sitting shitters?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931865 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:14:45")

">>220931610
>tom brady cheated because it was him alone deflating balls.
>red sox did not cheat because they did it as a team.
as everyone is doing it, its ok."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931937 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:15:34")

">>220931835
playing with /ink/"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931952 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:15:42")

">>220931865
retard logic"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220931980 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:15:59")

"Which squid is best for bullying my dick?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932026 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:16:30")

">>220931980
Unironically Lemonade."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932103 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:17:44" && image=="1505831117328.gif")

">>220931980
literally only one answer"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932136 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:18:08")

">>220931980
Cocoa"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932168 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:18:35")

">>220932103
>literally three different answers already"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932226 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:19:16")

">>220931772
Custom comes with burst bombs and Stingray.
You'd probably also enjoy the Pro as well; the Jet is a good counter to the squelchies meta, since it can just farm them at a safe distance."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932229 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:19:20")

">>220931253
https://twitter.com/Alepeg99/status/1016660565945659392
:)"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932286 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:19:56")

">>220931835
putting up with your whiny ass"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932292 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:19:59" && image=="double meme.webm")

">>220931806
>about to do it a second time in the same spot
>you see my teammate shooting at your teammate
>run into my teammates fire so i don't get the splat"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932296 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:20:01" && image=="1493798415218.png")

">that lead steal";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932385 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:21:22" && image==":).jpg")

"r8";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932398 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:21:34")

">>220932286
t. carried shitter"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932503 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:22:57")

">>220931772
Try using the mist to stop your opponents in their tracks so that you can finish them off, or use it as an alarm so you know if they go through it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932512 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:23:03")

">>220932226
splattershot pro any good?
didnt like it when i used it on SR, but squids dont need as many shots as salmon, i guess"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932545 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:23:34")

">>220932512
Try the Forge m8"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932581 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:23:59" && image=="lemolade.webm")

">>220932026
Lemonade's more of a teaser. She's more liable to gently tickle the underside of your manhood with her toes and edge you for what feels like forever."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932672 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:25:11")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932713 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:25:41")

">>220932398
maybe take a break from ranked if you can't handle playing with others"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932813 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:27:10")

">>220932713
maybe quit being so carried"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932827 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:27:23")

">>220932581
Ok
what yebby would bully your dick"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932836 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:27:32")

">>220932813
you must think >>220932713
is senda"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932838 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:27:32")

">>220932385
cute feet."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932901 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:28:26" && image=="1502000149496.png")

">>220932813
holy fuck how will i ever recover"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932919 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:28:44")

">>220932836
No, it's you.

>>220932901
You wont."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932946 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:29:16" && image=="1445617085948.png")

">>220932292
damn. that sucks.
better luck next time."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932957 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:29:23")

">>220932919
im senda cant you tlel"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932984 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:29:55")

"I've been hearing rumors of two (2) new ranked modes. Does anyone have any info/speculation on this?
I'm thinking it's gonna be something to do with the 8balls and the Girl Power stage."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220932990 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:29:58")

">>220932503
the latter sounds like a good idea
the former i havent been able to reliably do yet, i just thinking that a bomb would have done the job better"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220933082 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:31:16" && image=="1526999030523.jpg")

">>220932827
They are incapable of bullying. They try, but it always comes out as an embarrassed, flustered mush."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220933209 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:33:17")

">>220933082
I want to bully yebby peen"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220933250 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:33:46")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220933267 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:34:01")

">>220933209
want you to be bullied by yebby peen"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220933287 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:34:19")

">>220932512
Listen to >>220932545 because if you want a rain kit use the Custom Squelchies.

Custom Squelchies, SSP Forge, and Custom Jet are fantastic midline support weapons with powerful options."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220933303 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:34:34")

"That match felt awkward.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220933374 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:35:45")

">>220933303
It felt fun"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220933381 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:35:52")

">>220933303
i barely ever play clam suffering so i was like "ooh, neat" finding shit all over the map and generally being a dumbass"
;


if(Sendarum 5572-5159-4120 && title=="" && postNumber==220933497 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:37:34")

"Top 10 shortest games";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220933501 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:37:37")

"what";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220933547 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:38:14")

">>220933082
Well then
What yebby would you want to bully? Sexually or non sexually."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220933605 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:38:54" && image=="Capture.png")

"Crit pls";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220933728 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:40:43")

">>220933605
Use deco instead."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220933969 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:44:02")

"*burst bombs your path*";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220933985 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:44:17" && image=="1507471885943.jpg")

"GGs lobby, I got to head to sleep
if the patch really is tomorrow, maybe we can host a lobby to see any differences in abilities or weapons"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220934069 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:45:13")

"Needs more Swim Speed Up. Rework the shoes to be triple SSU and replace the single SPU with a SSU sub at bare minimal. You really only need 1 BDU so you could drop one of them for another SSU sub.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220934105 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:45:34")

">>220933985
ggs!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220934196 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:46:46")

">>220934069

fug meant for >>220933605"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220934210 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:46:53")

">>220933605
ink recovery is only really useful in kid form, like if you plan to stand on a grate with a splatling without ink to swim in nearby. with ninja squid, i expect you to swim in the ink often, so you probably won't even notice a difference in recovery time."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220934491 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:50:34" && image=="1.jpg")

">>220933985
1/3"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220934631 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:52:41" && image=="1531250204725.gif")

"And with that I'm outta here. GGs lobby. See ya for Grizz wild ride. Really on the fence about the loadout. Maybe its because I'm shit with the bamboozler.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220934643 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:52:49" && image=="2.jpg")

">>220934491
2/3"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220934709 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:53:47")

">>220934210
A main's worth or two is actually incredible, even/especially when you're swimming, since it increases speed by a percentage."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220934790 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:54:52" && image=="3.jpg")

">>220934643
3/3"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220935032 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:58:32")

">>220934491
>>220934643
>>220934790
heck, i must have been spectating"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220935128 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)01:59:57")

">>220934790
GGs
I love post lobby screenshots."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220935151 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:00:16")

">>220934790
"Da fuck you lookin at, squidbitch?""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220935296 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:02:19" && image=="1527965280389.jpg")

">>220934643
>DJ nowhere to be seen"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220935378 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:03:29")

">>220935296
correct, he was not playing in the lobby"
;


if(Sendarum 5572-5159-4120 && title=="" && postNumber==220935381 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:03:31" && image=="1514923143352.png")

"GGS GUYS!!
that was super fun, thanks a lot for all that joined, Im going to rehost another one of these rooms tomorrow too
and sorry for all that joined late to the game"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220935421 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:04:10" && image=="DhRAW61U0AAW6Bc.jpg")

"GGs lobby
J if you're still here I have the shirt you wanted."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220935437 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:04:22" && image=="hydratrendy6.jpg")

">>220934790
There needs to be red sandals with swim speed or something.
>>220935381
GGs!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220935516 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:05:33")

">>220935378
Ah. Well sucks to be him."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220935552 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:05:58" && image=="sfsfs.png")

">>220935381
thanks senda (´◡`)*゚*"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220935708 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:08:23")

">>220935378
>implying he's not off somewhere with the octo thot"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220935727 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:08:45")

">>220934790
>The tryhard and the goofball"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220935735 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:08:49" && image=="1530203729593.jpg")

"Veemos have cuter feet than woomies.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220935792 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:09:31")

">>220933605
Ditch the shoes entirely, Carbon is insanely efficient."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220935845 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:10:09" && image=="lobby.jpg")

">>220935708
Did he find a new Octo GF?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220935869 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:10:34")

">>220935437
yeah I wouldn't mind more sandals, I like beach attire"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220935909 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:11:07" && image=="Thanks.png")

"Well /ink/, I just went to /x/ and browsed for a little bit and now I'm spooked solid. Which got me thinking: Which /ink/ cephalopod would tell the best scary story? Which /ink/ cephalopod would believe the story? Gimme the deets.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220935917 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:11:14" && image=="19.png")

">>220935708
he's at work
you're weird"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220935981 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:12:12" && image=="lobby2.jpg")

">>220935845
Was this meant to be honey? "
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220936009 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:12:37" && image=="bee.jpg")

">>220935917
Off to work on that Octo Pussy"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220936142 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:14:44")

">>220935981
No I just like the shirt and abilities on it."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220936181 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:15:22")

">>220935909
>Tell the best story
Joker
>Believe the story
Also Joker, coincidentally. Story's so good not even she knows if she's fibbing."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220936215 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:15:52" && image=="DMKzuPQVoAAlaLV.jpg")

"Freaky woomies!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220936263 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:16:46" && image=="joker and sweets.jpg")

">>220936181
Of course she would. Look at this little goofball. Look at her goofball face."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220936298 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:17:15" && image=="lobby3.jpg")

">>220935981
Some interesting pairings
>>220936142
Oh and here I thought sweets finally at least talked to the stacked woomer"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220936397 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:18:49" && image=="1511146319974.jpg")

"joker a shit";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220936436 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:19:22" && image=="f57721e67e3b96abe2c588773f85dd85.jpg")

">>220936215
Leaky woomy"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220936569 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:21:22")

">>220936436
this is a clean and comfortable image"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220936967 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:27:23" && image=="hmm.png")

"Is no one going to talk about this? The question marks are yellow when they've always been green, even on random-singular and random-full weapon rotations haven't they?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220936973 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:27:30")

">>220936263
That goofball's face looks a bit concerned."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937048 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:28:36")

">>220936967
FOUR
GRIZZKO
WEAPONS"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937097 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:29:26")

">>220936967
Post yfw grizzco weapons only"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937132 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:29:50" && image=="joker phone.jpg")

">>220936973
Nah she just looks kinda gumpy in the face. I love her for it"
;


if(Sendarum 5572-5159-4120 && title=="" && postNumber==220937215 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:31:00" && image=="1524222207884.jpg")

">>220936967
yeah I noticed that
must be a special all random weapons to the point of >>220937048 >>220937097 being possible"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937249 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:31:30")

">>220937048
>>220937097
Grizzco nuke choir makes my pee pee hard."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937291 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:32:09")

">>220934709
the increase while swimming is so tiny, even with mains of it, that it's almost insignificant, especially compared to another ability. each main is about a 12% increase. one main will make the ink recovery time for the autobomb 113 frames in squid form. one main of ink save sub will make the ink recover time for the autobomb also 113 frames. in kid form, it's 344 with ink recovery, 376 with ink saver sub, so it's actually useful. kid form is where ink recovery has a huge impact."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937365 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:33:12" && image=="listenhere.jpg")

""So I pointed the knife at him and said, drop the peanut butter. Simple as that"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937459 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:34:34")

">>220937365
bless u ; u ;"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937467 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:34:38")

">>220937048
>>220937097
>yellow random weapons
>colour most associated with gold
GRIZZCO RAIN MAKER PLEASE"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937513 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:35:16")

">>220932103
Most cancerous OC, it's the wojack of /ink/"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937540 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:35:43")

">>220937513
okay retard"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937556 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:35:53" && image=="squinty with a bucket.jpg")

">>220935437
the bottoms of the black ones are red, and they have a swim speed version."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937742 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:38:33" && image=="I CAME 01.jpg")

">>220937467
>GRIZZCO RAIN MAKER"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937852 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:40:03")

">>220936215
Wonder if she's any good at turf war"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937905 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:41:00" && image=="7tjfw6db.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938000 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:42:27")

">>220936215
Do woomies give birth or lay eggs?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938127 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:44:17")

">>220937365
Who is this yebby supposed to be"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938142 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:44:30")

">>220937905
>"I am recommend this knife"
>"Very good, sturdy, stainless steel slide into enemy like hccccccot knife in мacлo"
>"Kill those fucking bitche asses quick da?""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938156 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:44:42")

">>220937905
>Ya see this? I'm gon stik ya wif it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938252 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:46:22" && image=="1529641250000.jpg")

">>220938000
My money is on birth
Why else would they need such amazing hips?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938274 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:46:38")

">>220937291
Except Ink Recovery doesn't only apply to your sub weapons, as ISS would, or ISM to your main weapon. I never said it was a good replacement for either Ink Saver, but it has fantastic synergy with both. Plus, since it's a separate ability, it isn't staled by your other efficiency-enhancing abilities as badly as, say, Last-Ditch Effort, which just applies a couple subs worth of the Ink Savers, and staling accordingly.

Regardless, I never run Ink Recovery without an Ink Saver of some kind to go with it, and even then, it's usually with ISM, not ISS."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938373 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:48:16")

">>220937905
kek nice edit
>>220938127
He's my yebby. He isn't really an oc, I just liked the outfit"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938448 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:49:22")

">>220938000
They have navels, which is normally a result of the umbilical cord being severed in live birth animals. However, Octolings also have them, and Octarians reproduce by budding. This leaves one of 2 possiblities.
>Octolings are a specific kind of Octarian that can only be made by sexual reproduction, whereas the other types of Octarian are all created by budding
>The belly button is meaningless and we have no idea how squids are born."
;


if(Legion Squid - SW-4145-6134-0826 && title=="" && postNumber==220938546 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:50:52")

"It'd be kinda nice if we got a waluigi outfit for splatoon if we owned smash ultimate.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938592 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:51:37")

">>220938448
Aren't other octarians made simply by cutting off an octoling's tentacle?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938598 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:51:46" && image=="1509871816933.png")

">>220938000
Eggs"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938681 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:52:49" && image=="41.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938682 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:52:49" && image=="Nervous.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938693 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:52:59")

">>220938448
>>The belly button is meaningless and we have no idea how squids are born.
it's called atavism
maybe mad science shouldn't have tried to breed squid lolis after all"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938725 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:53:21" && image=="1465053285559.png")

"Oi are you lurking here kier?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938728 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:53:21")

">>220938000
Take a woomy and a yebby.
Yebby puts his spaghetti into the woomy.
He shoot da goo in the woomby.
The eggs get fertilized and then laid at a future time.
Eggs hatch.
Squibs.

Either that or I'm just a shitter who wanted both things to happen and maybe have it make sense."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938747 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:53:45")

">have abundance of sea snails
>hardly ever need to use them
>have abundance of sub chunks for shitty abilities

I o save myself grinding for chunks I just decided to.put 3 shit sub abilities on my gear I wanted to use and theb just reroll it until I got somewhere good. Got 2/3 that I wanted within 6 rolls and then paid the rest with chunks. Fastest bit of gear I ever made. Might try again later."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938881 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:55:24")

">>220938448
A couple threads ago someone had a theory that the navel is linked to the fact male squid has to make a hole in the female's abdomen to stick his dick in her."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938996 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:57:13")

">>220938592
That's what I mean by budding. It's not clear who needs to cut off the tentacle or if Octolings result from it, though.
>>220938693
But anon, belly buttons aren't natural technically. They're scars left by the umbilical cord."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939003 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:57:23")

">>220938448
Octolings, true octarians and tentacle mooks are all separate. Mooks are made out of true octo tentacles. The rest reproduces normally with their kind."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939081 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:58:29")

">>220938274
i just don't see where it would be useful that way. i rarely try to recover a full tank's worth of ink, which you'd save half a second with one main, except to throw a bomb, in which case ink saver sub would be my priority. even synnergizing, if i have ink to swim in, i'd probably just take a second main of ink saver. if you ran out of ink in the first place, the fight is lost, i'd you're not in a fight, you can spare half a second extra to get a different ability. ink recovery used to be my shoe ability and i didn't notice a difference at all in practice when i traded it out."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939092 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:58:41")

">>220938373
I didn't play. Who's "my yebby"?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939206 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:00:17")

">>220939092
Yebby is how we call squid boys, like squid girls are called woomy and pikachu is called pikachu."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939265 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:01:09")

">>220939206
I mean who are you lol"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939382 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:02:36")

">>220939081
It adds up throught the match, especially if you are an active but survivable player like a splatling, charger or squelchies."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939679 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:07:04")

">>220939382
those all benefit immensely from the kid ink recovery boost too, which is far more substantial, which is what i was trying to say in the first place. for a ninja squid carbon roller, which is what i was critiquing, there's really no place for ink recovery up."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939807 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:09:10")

">>220939382
Yeah that's it really it's the kind if ability where there isn't some immediate and obvious situation based benefit but it just allows you to do more iver the course of a match than you otherwise would have been able to."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939821 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:09:18")

">>220939003
Entirely possible, but not actually canon. The truth is we know dick all other than "Octarians grow from Octarian tentacles""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939950 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:11:35")

">>220936967
>missing this shift because out of town
JUST"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940002 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:12:38")

">>220928918
I still remember my only first match against W
I sniped him like 4 or 5 times and i got destroyed by the rest of the team because my team a shit"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940151 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:15:08")

">>220939821
No, Octarians are grown from Octoling tentacles. Octarians are the ugly little dudes we see in single player. We have no idea how Octolings reproduce. Chances are it's just like inklings considering all the other similarities between them."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940320 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:17:57")

">>220940002
were you using the bamboozler"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940423 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:19:48")

">>220940151
Those are mooks. True octarians are the ones like Octavio, octobombers and Sumorai that are not just cut tentacles, they are huge and vaguely humanoid at best, usually not at all. Octolings are the small skin-colored humanoid ones."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940428 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:19:55" && image=="41.5.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940450 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:20:22")

">>220940423
But Octavio is an Octoling"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940543 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:22:08")

">>220940320
Nope, was regular charger at the time"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940565 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:22:26")

">>220940450
All of the octopus creatures are Octarians, Octolings are just a specific type of Octarian. These people are very confused and/or making assumptions and treating them as fact."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940674 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:24:17" && image=="splatoon-dj-octavio-boss-fight-071917.png")

">>220940423
Any boss Octarian like the Samurai is cut from Octavio's tentacle, that's why they all have the tentacle with the big green X scar on them, because they're directly from Octavio, who is an Octoling that spends all his time in his Octo form.
There's no "true octratian", all Octarians are the same level of mook, just some come from different sources.
Octolings > Octarians, that's it."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940830 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:27:06")

">>220940543
ah. thought I might have known who you were."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940832 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:27:09")

">>220940450
If you are referring to that scroll, it's both a reference to a real photo (there are several of these and all make subjects more realistic-looking, including Judd in one of them) and has only a vague implication that it -might- be Octavio, but also just as well any other general of octarian army."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940910 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:28:44")

">>220940674
So octavio was sanitized?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940924 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:29:05")

">>220940830
Tell anyway"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941027 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:31:01")

">>220940674
But samurai himself doesn't have the scarred tentacle, it's only seen in his roller. Other bosses are just machines piloted/powered/whatever by Octavio's tentacles, and the roller is no different, it's just wielded by another octarian in addition to that."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941060 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:31:48" && image=="Bread.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941083 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:32:20")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941116 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:33:03" && image=="IMG_20180712_011000.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941168 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:33:55")

">>220941116

Too bad. I wanted to throw money atcha"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941363 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:37:44")

">>220940924
I had figured TL or maybe rainy"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941409 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:38:25")

">>220941168
oh im here sort of"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941464 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:39:42")

">>220941409

I already sent the e-mail just wanted to get a hold of you before I went to bed"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946946 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:22:51")

"hi";


}
}