import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/vg/ - Video Game Generals";
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class Thread extends Board{
public void HarryPotterGamesGeneral#184(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "Harry Potter Games General #184";
int postNumber = "220937703";
String image = "IMG_834.png";
String date = "07/12/18(Thu)02:37:59";
String comment = "The Current Cinnamon Roll

>Newest game information
http://www.harrypotterhogwartsmystery.com/

>Unsorted text dump from the game
https://my.mixtape.moe/pwjqmk.zip

>How to hack the game yourself on emulator, then transfer the save to a phone.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aKY2jwTClyj0MZCyT5RbVENBpb4chYoDrlY6FVZmjro/edit?usp=sharing

>Unlimited everything for Hogwarts Mystery
https://forum.sbenny.com/threads/harry-potter-hogwarts-mystery-v1-6-0-unlimited-energy-gems-hacked-updated.13141/

>/s4s/ sticky
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/6680508/

>/tv/ 99000000 GET
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/98998340/#99000000

>/v/ 418000000 GET
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/417967836/#418000000

>/c/ threads
https://archive.nyafuu.org/c/thread/3152364/

>/aco/ thread
>>>/aco/2427955

>Snydebooru - Merula fanart and Hogwarts Mystery art-related
http://snyde.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list

>Fanfics and greentexts
https://pastebin.com/0nYVfDGQ
https://imgur.com/a/asKZN8y

>Download the Books, Movies and Video Games series
https://pastebin.com/98qgXgtQ

>Meru Mixtape
Vol 1:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLGUbkeHZd_pZRC2yqAV80FR55y2UXO9O
Vol 2:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLGUbkeHZd_rtEKq3uI2XdE9Pjy7vm4AE

>Running the game on PC (make sure to click "create IMEI" a bunch of times too. You'll be able to spend gems even when the counter says 0)
https://imgur.com/a/Zd38mdZ

Old Thread >>220924447"
;

}
public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937883 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:40:35" && image=="1531002140052.png")

"I love Merudor!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937894 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:40:46")

">JamCity Official Theme Song at the Moment
https://youtu.be/bnbvzmMB3ys"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937925 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:41:16" && image=="1531377158107.png")

"Penny!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937929 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:41:21" && image=="1530846127723.png")

"PENNY";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937950 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:41:42")

">>220937925
>>220937929
She's a slut"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937959 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:41:52" && image=="pinch.png")

"I want to pinch Tulip's cheeks.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937972 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:42:03" && image=="if you love merula gimme a hell yeah!.jpg")

"DRINK BUTTERBEER
RAISE HELL
LOVE MERULA"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937979 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:42:10" && image=="1530542061576.jpg")

">>220937703
Barnaby!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937990 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:42:20")

">>220937929
Dear lord what happened to her face"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220937991 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:42:22" && image=="1529365501041.png")

">>220937883
I love Slytherpenny, but not at the expense of Merudor!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938006 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:42:34")

">>220937959
dios mio..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938017 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:42:43")

">>220937929
Give me a quick rundown"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938045 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:43:13")

">>220937972
HELL YEAH!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938064 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:43:24" && image=="r-remindere....jpg")

"r-remindere...";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938095 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:43:48" && image=="1527697710774.png")

">Not a single Merula post";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938096 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:43:48" && image=="1528520973954.jpg")

">>220937972
I don't agree with most of her choices but HELL YEAH!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938103 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:43:52")

">>220937972
Hell yeah brother!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938112 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:44:00" && image=="1529819998166.png")

">>220937972
HELL YEAH!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938120 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:44:07")

">>220937990
That last house meeting really took its toll."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938131 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:44:20")

"Why the FUCK can't I date Tonks?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938136 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:44:23" && image=="1529008386971.png")

"I still love our little bully";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938157 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:44:42")

">>220937991
Based."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938165 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:44:50" && image=="MeruButterbeer.webm")

">>220937972
Hell yeah!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938179 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:45:10" && image=="1529895772080.jpg")

">>220937972
Hell Yeah!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938202 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:45:25")

">>220937972
I am quite sad but Hell Yeah!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938210 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:45:36" && image=="Merula Snyde.png")

">>220937972
Hell yeah my dude!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938215 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:45:41")

"Gas the meruzealots, meruposter war NOW";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938217 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:45:42" && image=="1528947054010.png")

">>220937972
HELL YEAH!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938226 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:45:52")

">>220938095
You summoned them"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938281 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:46:46" && image=="1530306948819.jpg")

">>220938226
H-how? This update was supposed to kill Merula for good!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938331 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:47:28")

">>220938281
Do you feel in charge?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938337 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:47:34")

"I want to ask Penny out. And then when she shows up for our date, I'm already there kissing Merula.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938346 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:47:44" && image=="1531282360974.jpg")

"MY FELLOW FOLLOWERS OF MERUISM UNDIVIDED, WHERE ART THOU?!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938380 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:48:20" && image=="1501104119360.jpg")

">>220938095
They're flocking like parrots to a single meme post, but will retreat back to /v/ as soon as they have to defend their waifu."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938382 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:48:21" && image=="if you want to see the rock lay a smackdown on merula's candy ass give me a hell yeah.jpg")

">>220937972
STEVE AUSTIN, I'M GOING TO STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. SEE, THE ROCK DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU OR YOUR MERULA. AFTER ALL...

SHE'S A LYING
NO-GOOD
STEALING
BITCH AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...
THE SOFTEST CANDY ASS THIS SIDE OF /hpgg/

SO PRAISE HER ALL YOU WANT, LOVE HER ALL YOU WANT, BUT YOU SEE, THE ROCK KNOWS A GIRL THAT COULD EASILY LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON THAT PRECIOUS VALET OF YOURS. UNLIKE YOU, STONE COLD, THE ROCK HAS FINE TASTE. THE ROCK ONLY PICKS FROM THE HIGHEST QUALITY LIFE HAS TO OFFER, UNLIKE YOUR TRAILER TRASH ASS WHO STILL RUMMAGES THROUGH HIS NEIGHBOR'S TRASH CAN LOOKING FOR SOME EXTRA DROPS OF JACK DANIELS.

DO YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL

WHAT THE ROCK...

IS COOKING?!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938424 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:49:02")

">>220938382
BASED"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938476 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:49:52")

">>220938382
b-based"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938478 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:49:51")

">>220938382
Now that's what I call based!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938483 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:49:55" && image=="1530735310487.jpg")

">>220937972
Hell yeah I will never stop. It is human to make mistakes. it is also human to forgive."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938484 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:49:57")

">>220938382
HELL YEAH

Thieves get no quarter"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938495 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:50:13")

"p-penny is bland and boring you guys";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938505 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:50:19")

">>220938281
The inability to recognize and avoid pain is what makes the Merufags so formidable. Wounds will not be noticed and, therefore, will not deter an attack. Even if a Merufag's waifu is severely damaged, it will continue to attack until nothing remains."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938507 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:50:19")

">>220938017
I kinda half assed it, but here you go.
>Jam City bows to the Tulip and Penny Deep state
>In contact with the spics
>Possess magical ablilties
>Control /hpgg/:with an iron fist
>Own game developers globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient magical blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Tulipgrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Tulip or Penny babies
>both girls said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Tulipbots inside you right now
>The two are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Tulip bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent Latin in under a week
>Nation states entrust their magic reserves with the two
>The two are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938537 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:50:47" && image=="1530855321643.jpg")

">>220938382
BASED, IT'S OVER AUSTIN AND MERUKEKS!

PENNY EVEN HAS HER OWN PORTRAIT IN JAM CITY'S OFFICES!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938542 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:50:52")

">>220938382
HELL YEAH

we attitude era now"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938552 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:50:59")

">>220937972
She can go fuck herself"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938582 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:51:27")

">>220938382
Not bad desu"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938606 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:51:51")

">>220938281
We are not among the living, and so, we cannot die. But neither are we dead."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938621 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:52:02")

">>220938483
>forgiving lying thieves"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938624 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:52:04")

">>220938382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAag-nlCJQ0

Hell yeah!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938632 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:52:08")

">>220938382
Imagine the smelle"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938690 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:52:57" && image=="Smug Penny.webm")

">>220938331
>>220938505
>>220938606
We're finished shitposting for now, Merukeks.

But it will never be over between us."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938707 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:53:08")

">>220937972
>>220938382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srhd2fZyDB4

HYPE"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938723 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:53:20")

">>220938632
I'm imagining bro"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938751 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:53:51")

">>220937463
I'd like to see it, I'm not sure how much help I could be but I'll do my best"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938767 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:53:58")

"I literally just broke my brand new iPhone X in half because of this stupid fucking update. Fuck Jam Shitty. Fuck all you faggots who defend Penny's bullshit. And fuck JK Rowling for creating this stupid fucking franchise in the first place.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938795 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:54:18")

">>220938707
THIS TIME IMMA LET IT ALL COME OUT"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938810 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:54:24")

">>220938690
Truly a bitch in sheep’s clothing."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938813 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:54:26")

">>220938621
>Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, “Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother or sister who sins against me? Up to seven times?”
>Jesus answered, “I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times"

Since 7 is a perfect number, in this context 77 means there is no limit how many times we should forgive."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938846 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:54:57")

"I literally just ripped my fucking pants because of this stupid fucking update. Fuck Jam Shitty. Fuck all you faggots who defend Penny's bullshit. And fuck JK Rowling for creating this stupid fucking franchise in the first place.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938871 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:55:17" && image=="1528414906719.jpg")

">>220938382
Hell yeah, Pennychads represent."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938939 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:56:26")

">>220938707
IT'S MY WAY IT'S MY WAY"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938947 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:56:33")

"I just snapped my Wacom tablet in half. No more art from me.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938953 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:56:37")

"I literally just snapped into a Slim Jim because of this stupid fucking update. Fuck Jam Shitty. Fuck all you faggots who defend Penny's bullshit. And fuck JK Rowling for creating this stupid fucking franchise in the first place.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938970 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:56:46" && image=="clumsy wedding dress.png")

"Uh oh, Clumsy got confused and she wore her mother's wedding dress to the Celestial Ball. The staff, your friends and even complete strangers keep saying "Congratulations!" to the two of you.

Clumsy seems really happy about that for some reason, what's going on?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220938973 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:56:49")

">>220938813
at last I truly see"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939005 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:57:24" && image=="1531371987500.webm")

">Merufags can't even protect their waifu's smile

Pathetic."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939031 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:57:52")

">>220938939
MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939057 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:58:12" && image=="1526981247841.jpg")

"Okay, real talk. This general is a never-ending roller coaster stuck on the path from being moderately shit to overwhelmingly shit, and frankly, I blame all the autistic penny/tulipposters for turning the place into a cancerous /v/ colony, avatarfagging waifufags, and salty otherfags.

Because of you three groups, drawfags and good posters are possibly gone for good. I don't mind a little shitposting here and there, but with your irrational childish behaviors and your lack of moderation, you're the only ones who are ruining the general for the current posters and future posters.

I'd tell you to sort your shit or fuck off, but who am I kidding, this entire site is a haven for menchildren and I know that you'll just double down on your cancerous behavior after you read this post.

I only wanted to share my mind on this subject, and now that I'm done doing so, I no longer give a damn."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939105 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:58:51")

">>220938505
>Even if a Merufag's waifu is severely damaged, it will continue to attack until nothing remains.

So what you're saying is she's either wearing the Berserker Armor or strapped into the penitent engine? I can get behind both of those ideas."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939109 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:58:54")

"Literally 22 Posters and Me (OP) don't count because I love Rowan male or female so I don't take part on this war of yours. SO TELL ME HOW THESE TWO POSTS HAVE THE SAME AMOUNT OF REPLIES!

>>220937972
>>220938382
You guys are playing both sides, what the heck."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939140 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:59:20" && image=="1398910080416.jpg")

">>220938970
That is fucking adorable. Thanks dude."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939170 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:59:42")

">>220939057
BASED"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939185 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:59:57")

">>220939005
I'm trying my best here bro"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939187 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:59:57")

">>220939057
WOW not nice very rude what happened to people being wholesome on this wholesome general i simply dont understand why we can't all just respect each other and get along on this wholesome general don't you think it would be more fun that way because there would be no rudeness or arguing just cute thieves but nobody even tries to be wholesome anymore i just dont understand???"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939212 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:00:23")

">>220939057
You okay?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939215 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:00:24" && image=="Love the Meru.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939239 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:00:49" && image=="1531275535472.png")

">>220939109
You know too much, friend. Maybe you should take a vacation."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939269 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:01:10")

">>220939057
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is /hpgg/ isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or complain about the waifufagging or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on here who doesn't go full retard or spend all their time shitposting about fucking Orcas, smellfags and Merula abuse. Every fucking day in the 3 weels that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /v/, you are no better than /lit/ and I bet even /tv/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of shitposters, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking day without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939294 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:01:29" && image=="1C5870DF-368F-48F2-A4C6-25279DFD14CA.jpg")

"Yep, still loving her";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939302 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:01:33")

">>220939005
it was for her own good
she needs to learn there will always be
consequences for her actions"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939309 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:01:39")

">>220939187
she honestly is the cutest thief"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939369 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:02:24")

">>220939057
Finally, a new pasta."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939408 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:02:55")

">>220939294
who's that"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939418 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:03:05")

">>220938970
Just roll with it, what’s the worst that can happen?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939426 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:03:10" && image=="untitled-219.gif")

">>220939105
>"Oh, my sweet summer child, what do you know about fear? Fear is for the winter, when the snows fall a hundred feet deep. Fear is for the long night, when the sun hides for years, and children are born and live and die all in darkness. That is the time for fear, my little lord, when the Merufags move through the woods...""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939429 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:03:12")

">>220939294
The benis head girl"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939438 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:03:19")

">>220939215
*tap*"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939458 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:03:31")

">>220939294
Nice helmet, dweeb."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939483 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:03:57")

">>220939215
*TAP*
*TAP*"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939490 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:04:02")

">>220938970
Aww, that's cute."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939509 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:04:16")

">>220939426
*snap*"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939524 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:04:25")

">>220939309
So Merula is Sly Cooper?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939532 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:04:34" && image=="Penny.png")

">>220937925
BEGONE THOT!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939546 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:04:55")

">>220939294
Flat!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939547 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:04:56")

">>220939524
DRAWFAGS
PLEASE"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939554 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:05:05" && image=="GINGERED.png")

">>220937972
>>220938382
>Stone Cold Steve Austin is the most beloved wrestler of all time, but never got the limelight outside of wrestling
>just like Merula never got her limelight outside of /hpgg/
>Everyone knows who The Rock is and is the most popular actor in the world right now, even though he was always slightly beneath Stone Cold back when he was wrestling
>just like Penny who is vying for Anon's love in /hpgg/ while being the most popular character in the rest of the world
It's like Potter-y, it rhymes."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939586 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:05:40")

">>220939524
Sly Cooper doesn't get caught"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939656 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:06:48" && image=="Untitled.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939687 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:07:13")

">>220939408
Meruclaw! In chibi form
>>220939546
And that’s a good thing!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939697 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:07:30")

">>220939105
>Pentient Engine
>Not a Kasrkin so determined to hold the line that a Commissar's Orders are reduced to mere suggestions. Or if you MUST, then so infuriated over that shit at the start of the new edition that the same orders are just outright ignored.

Uh...that was the right universe for the engine, right? It's the first one that comes to my mind, but apologies if I'm wrong."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939698 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:07:32")

">>220939656
>discord"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939703 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:07:33")

">>220939586
Merula didn't get caught either, Penny and MC (depending on your choices picked) either coerced or bullied a confession out of her, a totally separate thing."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939731 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:07:58" && image=="1531181397762.png")

">>220939656
More importantly, why isn't there more?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939756 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:08:20")

"All the girls having a girls night and realizing they're all dating MC!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939764 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:08:28")

">>220939703
So...she got caught"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939787 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:08:51")

">>220939586
Did someone not play Sly 2?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939796 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:08:56")

">>220939703
WHAT ARE MY CHOICES?
TELL ME NIGGER I MUST KNOW IF I HAVE THE STATS"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939825 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:09:21")

">>220939756
>MC is the real whore
Yep, that's about right."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939827 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:09:24")

">>220939731
girls are made for peepees not vagoo"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939829 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:09:27")

">>220939731
Because some people have taste."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939840 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:09:41")

">>220939756
Why is he such a slut?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939851 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:09:50")

">>220939703
>bullied a confession out of her
Quit treating Merula like the victim, it's annoying."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939873 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:10:13")

">>220939697
I don't recall Karskins being hopped up on pain suppressants, plus the whole being female thing is what lead me to using penitent engine as a comparison."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939885 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:10:25")

">>220939840
>he"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220939926 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:11:11")

">>220939851
She is a victim. Stealing isn't wrong if you grew up in South America."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940095 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:14:06")

">>220939926
kek"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940119 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:14:30")

">>220939764
No anon. Getting caught (for example, cheating on your waifu) would involve something along the lines of her walking in on you with your pants down balls deep in the other girl. Coercing a confession out of you would be her slamming your testicles against a car door until you admit you at one point stuck your dick balls deep into a different girl. In other words, you can only get caught if the act is still happening, not after the fact.

>>220939851
She's most definitely not a victim as she stole for no other reason than acclaim, which is a shit thing. But that doesn't mean that the way Penny and MC acted on the situation, speciallly when you pick the expose option, were in the right either.

Don't be a retard thinking that just because one is wrong the other is right."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940123 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:14:37" && image=="164F3E9C-BBEE-4064-912B-F88EB57B486C.jpg")

">>220937972
HELL YEAH!!!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940131 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:14:48")

"Next chapter will be dealing with fallout of Merula's suicide.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940170 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:15:27")

">>220939873
Well that is true, but on the other hand, Cadian bros have the violet eyes because Warp Anus, there's a good chance any given Cadian's parents are probably dead, they recruit literally everyone, and Kasrkins are even better. Plus with the new edition they have nothing but faith and anger.
Meru herself ignoring the pain and suffering rather than just 'the wires in my brain say it's not important, guess it isn't' fit more IMO."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940182 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:15:39")

">>220940131
>girl that no one likes kills herself
what fallout"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940185 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:15:40")

">>220940131
and it will be a skippable sidequest"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940194 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:15:49")

">>220940131
The chapter after that will be getting into risky behavior with Penny on top of Merula's grave!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940198 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:15:55")

">>220940131
What fallout?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940216 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:16:09")

">>220939926
Mostly because there is nothing to steal."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940292 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:17:22")

">>220940194
>not throwing merula's body in the black lake
what the heck"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940304 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:17:36")

">>220940119
There's a difference between getting caught in the act and just getting caught. You can rob a bank and still get caught 20 years later. It doesn't matter how people found out as long as you are exposed."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940352 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:18:32")

">>220940185
YOU MAKE THE HARDEST TASKS LOOK EASY"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940410 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:19:35" && image=="1528399856834.png")

">>220940198
>>220940182
Fallout 76, which you DO have preordered, correct?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940439 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:20:10")

">>220940410
if I preorder 2 copies can I date merula"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940529 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:21:52" && image=="1528389483537.jpg")

">>220940439
Even with my vast wealth and resources I can't make virtual women real sorry kid"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940634 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:23:37")

">>220939215
*tap*
*tap*
*tap*"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940659 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:24:07")

">>220940529
Yes you can, try harder you fucking hack!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940690 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:24:35" && image=="Jane.png")

"Today's gift from the tribes of AUtism is an offering for the mighty Janestrom!

We hope Jane and her worshipers are appeased by this heartwarming(?) story.

May the Janestrom spare us our inevitable destruction for just a while longer.

And a reminder to all doubters. Jane never truly leaves us, she lives on inside us all; usually in the darkest part of your soul.

Enjoy

https://pastebin.com/ntDnsibm"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940775 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:26:05")

"NEWSFLASH!
Merula, MC AND Penny acting childish over this matter is because they are children.

What Merula did was wrong and she has to face repercussions.
But to think this is some permanently damaging thing is stupid.
She might grow up from this experience, but won't no one going to remember it in a few years."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940837 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:27:17")

">>220940775
>She might grow up from this experience
This is a kid's game, she'll be up to old tricks the next time you see her."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220940953 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:29:41")

">>220937925
HOW YOU DARE TO POST WHERE SHE POSTED!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941015 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:30:49")

">>220940775
Considering her line when you go easy on her, no she won't grow from this because she's a terrible person"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941029 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:31:05")

">>220940690
>cute Jane stuff
You are too good for this general"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941037 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:31:20")

"merula has vaginal thrush that's why she's so mean";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941058 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:31:46")

">>220940775
Newsflash they're around 15 now, some of them will be fucking soon."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941075 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:32:08")

">>220941037
and who gave it to her?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941161 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:33:51")

">>220941058
And none of them will be Merula LOL"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941207 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:34:59")

">>220941161
are you implying nobody wants to fuck a cute bully"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941225 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:35:15")

">>220941075
the thrush fairy"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941269 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:36:00")

">>220940775
>She might grow up from this experience
You mean like how Merula learned her lesson from pilfering Snape's cupboard in Year 2?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941278 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:36:13")

">>220941058
Jane is still in school when the polyjuice incident happens, so no they're not"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941293 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:36:33")

">>220941161
>Merula stays pure
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941301 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:36:42")

">>220941207
half the fucking castle probably wants her. Someone like her is probably seen as a challenge to pretty much every other person there.
a bunch of people probably want to dom her, and a bunch more probably want to be dommed by her"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941336 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:37:14")

">>220940304
Anon, confessing isn't getting caught."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941364 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:37:46")

">>220940690
>Jane is actually a good girl trying to stop multiple Keter class scenarios from running her date.
Fucking cute anon. I loved it."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941403 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:38:19")

">>220941336
It is unless getting caught was part of your plan."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941404 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:38:18")

">>220941301
>a bunch of people probably want to dom her, and a bunch more probably want to be dommed by her.
What's the name for a guy who wants a bit of both?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941432 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:38:57")

">>220941404
Cucks"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941436 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:39:01")

">>220940131
>[Empathy 30] Well looks like Merula got reunited with her parents after all!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941441 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:39:07")

">>220941301
That's wishful thinking"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941472 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:39:58")

">>220941436
mean"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941485 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:40:10")

">>220941403
It really isn't. Zero percent of people that talk to their priest about their deviances ever think to themselves "man I'm sure glad that priest caught me fucking a warm bagel with my baby sitter's picture taped on it."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941507 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:40:39")

">>220941432
Now that's just plain rude."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941519 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:40:58")

">>220941404
Switch."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941542 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:41:17")

">>220941485
While weird, that's not really a crime."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941565 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:41:46")

">>220940690
Nice, I like your Jane.

On related note, I need to finish maddening dreams, I was going to wait till I am fucked up on morphine. But the queues for surgeries are mad"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941625 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:42:57")

">>220941542
It's still the difference between confessing and being caught."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941649 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:43:12")

">>220941278
All the prefects have stayed for years after. JC made their bed and have to lie in it."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941664 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:43:36")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941673 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:43:56")

">>220941565
I like your Jane too friend.
Your fic inspired me to write this one."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941710 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:44:48" && image=="1528665629243.jpg")

">>220941664
Who did she steal that flower from?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941769 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:46:17")

"My phone is on silent and I closed the app like 100 minutes ago yet I still hear the music and my fucking in-game cat purring. What the fuck is going on?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941861 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:48:20")

">>220941664
That's very cute.

My suggestions would be to straighten her neck and back a bit, her head looks like it's to ofar forward.

The hand may be a little too small and I'd say that holding a flower stem in a clenched fist is unnatural. Try held between the thumb, ring and index fingers
>>220941769
When I got really into Starcraft I used to still see and hear the game when I closed my eyes"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941884 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:48:40")

">>220941710
Anon, if you played the game you'd know Penny doesn't need to ask where to steal potion ingredients from since she does it herself."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941894 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:48:58")

">>220941769
You were supposed to break your phone in half because of this stupid fucking update."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941917 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:49:36")

">>220941673
By the way, how did you come up with the word "Krungenjull"?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941989 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:51:07")

"I HATE MERULA
she stole my heart"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220941992 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:51:11")

">>220941861
I mean I am definitely actually hearing the music. I also only meant 10 minutes ago but whatever."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942063 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:52:43" && image=="1529804421691.jpg")

">ywn viciously bully a defenseless merula
why even live"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942083 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:53:00" && image=="03 days until impact.jpg")

"I still can't believe Huffmelda isn't hecking dead...";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942148 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:54:14")

">>220941992
Have you checked to see if your game wasn't just running in the background?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942173 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:54:47")

">>220941992
I just checked and the music stops when I close the app. Sorry can't help"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942178 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:54:54")

">>220942083
pick up that picture right now"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942247 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:56:19")

"how many merubros were converted to the penny side today, i wonder";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942269 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:57:02")

">>220942178
The cockroaches will take care of it."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942282 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:57:15")

">>220942148
It's not running. So I decided to reopen the app and now I'm hearing the music twice but they're not synced up."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942295 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:57:41")

">Merula under pressure says that she stole the potion
>Next update Penny says: "Oops, turns out I just left my potion in my room, guess that was a mistake ha-ha""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942302 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:57:47")

">>220941992
OH NO NOT AGAIN"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942305 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:57:51")

">>220942269
based"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942343 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:58:34")

">>220941917
I put the word boyfriend into a "demonic translator" and got feozgnljd
I fucked around with that for a few minutes until I got something I liked.
feozgnljd -> gnljd -> genjl -> krungenjl -> krungenjull

I thought it sounded cool and got the point across that she was demonic, pissed off, and Anon was her something special."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942364 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:58:53")

">>220942282
Restart your phone"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942371 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:59:01")

">>220942295
>implying Merula is competent enough to make a good Wit Sharpening Potion"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942410 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:59:47")

">>220942364
I turned my phone off and I still hear one instance of the song playing."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942417 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:59:56" && image=="Spoiler Image")

">>220942269
Did someone say JOHJ?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942429 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:00:19")

">>220942371
she makes a mean cure for boils according to snape"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942447 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:00:41")

">>220942282
Unrelated question but are you hearing numbers or something that sounds really close to a subs sonar?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942451 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:00:47")

">>220942417
Based. I really need to catch up on TerraFormars."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942460 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:01:09")

"Welp";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942480 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:01:27")

">>220942447
No."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942493 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:01:40")

">>220942451
Don't. It just became pure garbage."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942504 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:01:52")

">>220942460
what's on your mind"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942528 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:02:27")

">>220942504
whelps"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942571 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:03:11")

">>220942493
How bad does it get? I only read the first few chapters after they came back to Earth."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942584 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:03:26")

">>220942480
Your head hurt?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942641 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:04:34")

">>220942504
I'm sorry, I meant to link to
>>220942410

You can tell me what's up with you if you want though"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942680 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:05:35")

">>220942571
Very garbage. The bugs had been on earth for a while, long enough to hide out in the sewers of tokyo, have an island base, and kidnap humans and force them to mate then later on create a human/terraformar hybrid child. You'd think all of these sound awesome but the presentation of it is just so bad."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942685 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:05:41")

"Is the polyjuice side quest the only update? We must wait until tomorrow for the chapter update?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942735 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:06:40")

">>220942685
No, there is a chapter update."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942786 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:07:39")

">>220942680
Goddamn it. Well thanks for the heads up."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942841 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:08:45")

">>220942735
is there any Merula in it? Or it was enough Merula with the SQ?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942859 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:09:13")

">>220942786
Also, despite having only shown off on mars that the bugs learned how to perform the MO operation, the earth bugs had that shit too, with things like terra formar whales used as attack vessels."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942906 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:09:58")

">>220938970
I, Anon Ymous, take thee, Olivia "Clumsy" Miller, to be my lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part, according to God's holy ordinance; and thereto I pledge myself to you."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220942960 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:11:09")

">>220942841
Nope. Only in the side quest."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220943024 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:12:24")

">Penny says she can distract Dnape for hours
>Penny turns up at the same time as MC turns onto Snape

So Penny made Snape orgasm repeatedly over a 2 hour period (the wait timer) so hard and so often that he was unable to talk let alone walk until the next day.

AND Penny just waltzed into the Great Hall like it was nothing"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220943069 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:13:06" && image=="1479758783977.png")

">>220942859
>terra formar whales"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220943116 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:13:52")

">>220943024
Did you actually play the game?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220943123 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:13:57")

">>220942906
Congratulations! Clumsy is now your wife. I'm afraid every other poster will need to surrender their Clumsy pics and fics to this anon and never lust after her ever again"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220943150 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:14:23")

">>220943024
Pretty much. Rakepick also fucks Filch."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220943234 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:15:59")

">>220943116
Drunk but yes what did I miss"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220943302 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:17:12")

">>220942859
>Using the BUGS1 spacecraft, a group of Terraformars managed to land on Earth and create a beachhead, unbeknownst to the governments of Earth who believed to have destroyed the craft in orbit. Later when the another group of Terraformars arrived on Earth in the Pacific the Nippon-America Alliance attempted to wipe them out using nukes, however before the payload could be launched from a ship at sea, Terraformar infiltrators from the first wave of Terraformars hijacked a civilian plane, crashing it into the ship. Later the Terraformars went underground, after the survivors from the Annex returned, the Terraformars had been responsible for kidnappings all across Japan.

what the fuck am i reading"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220943309 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:17:23")

">>220942584
Nope"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220943316 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:17:31")

">>220942960
what a pity..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220943363 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:18:18")

">>220943234
She spilled flubberworm mucus or something and got him stuck"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220943403 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:19:02" && image=="2.png")

"Ok, I colored it";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220943463 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:20:06")

">>220943403
Which house has the doo-doo orange color scheme?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220943473 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:20:16")

">>220943403
hold up chief somethings not right here"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220943541 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:21:39")

">>220943473
>>220943463
Sorry for being a bit colorblind
I usually never mistake green"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220943623 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:22:57" && image=="Merula potion fix.png")

">>220943403
Are you drunk, champ?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220943641 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:23:12")

">>220943537
absoluted based premature poster"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220943649 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:23:21")

">>220943537
Bro..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220943724 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:24:35")

">>220943302
Yeah it's that dumb. The bugs have been around on earth for at least a decade too, as chapter 185 chronicles a girl that the terraformars kidnapped, saying that she'd been there for at least a decade now."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220943797 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:25:57" && image=="1359518501771.gif")

">>220943537
>people are actually posting in it
What the fuck?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220943854 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:26:53")

">>220943797
I guess they aren't able to find this thread since it doesn't have /hpgg/ in the OP"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220943918 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:27:57")

"what happened to /hpgg/";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220943926 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:28:03")

">>220943854
This is a train wreck of fail."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220943994 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:29:13")

">>220943854
>mfw just noticed
How did you fuck that up OP?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944020 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:29:45" && image=="Merula potion fix.png")

">>220943403
>>220943623
Fixed the badge and some minor missing colours"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944107 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:31:19")

">>220943918
/hppg/ was always shit"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944130 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:31:44")

">>220943994
>How did you fuck that up OP?
I didn't even noticed it myself, I am posting from a damn iPad. Forgive me.
>inb4
>"You had one job."
I have brought dishonor to our thread, I'll commite seppuku"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944189 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:32:40" && image=="1528229393656.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944195 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:32:43" && image=="1529001754179.jpg")

">>220943537
ummm merukeks?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944217 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:33:15")

">>220944107
Yet you still here."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944228 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:33:31")

">>220944195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr_1R3qrCvo"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944229 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:33:32")

">>220944189
Harry Potter Porn General"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944303 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:34:49")

">>220944130
don't do it bro who will make the next thread"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944304 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:34:49")

">>220944189
I am not sure if this is new but looks neat"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944320 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:35:06")

">>220944189
Harry Potter Parental Guidance. It's how to tell your son it's fine to be in the house of people that antagonized you growing up, then turning around and telling them you sometimes wish they were never your child."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944345 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:35:37")

">>220944195
>unironic pennyfags
These ARE the posters that can not speak in anything but memes. Most of the time it's like talking to a phone sales man that goes down his list of default responses. Meme images in case meme words are not working. You find yourself wondering if you are talking to a automated bot that can not do anything but reply in these unfunny, unoriginal and unneeded posts. Does there exist a man behind all these garbage low-effort replies? Almost astoundingly impossible to comprehend the state of this general. But when you do try, you regret even the idea of it. Oh, I forgot to add a meme too. Bet you guys thought that I would not do it right? Because you guys love your fucking memes. Here have a fucking UMM MERUKEKS. Did your frown turn into a smile? Did that upturned grin amuse you? Did you burst into an uncontrollable hysteric laughter? Did tears come out? Did you have the time of your life? You fucking sad piece of garbage."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944370 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:36:05" && image=="1528231145575.png")

">>220944304
both are pretty old"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944421 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:36:56" && image=="1527024228119.jpg")

"Someone really needs to make an updated version of this";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944437 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:37:15")

">>220944345
BASED"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944449 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:37:34")

">>220944345
Ummmmm autisticKEKS???"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944472 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:38:13")

">>220944303
Don't worry, see: >>220938505"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944490 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:38:31")

">>220944345
OH NO NO NO"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944496 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:38:34")

">>220944421
rolling"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944531 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:39:20" && image=="1530948799750.jpg")

"Penny pride, worldwide.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944550 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:39:44")

">>220944472
But our OP is a Rowanfag-bro, do they have name? I haven't seen those before.
>>220939109"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944601 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:40:41")

">>220944531
we never did get a WEESNAWWW!!! edition"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944678 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:42:18")

"Did we just relapse into shitposting hours? I thought we were only midway through drawrite hours.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944705 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:42:58")

">>220944678
Suck my dick, bitch. Fuck you."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944734 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:43:25" && image=="2.png")

">>220944678
Im busy playing the update"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944783 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:44:16")

">>220944734
>censoring the mc name"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944818 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:44:50" && image=="want to fall to sin with me anon.png")

">My, my, to end up down here, you must've really lived a perverted life, haven't you?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944875 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:46:01")

"Just wait for the other thread to get deleted. Then add the thread handle back in for 185.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944936 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:46:59" && image=="file.png")

">>220944678
maybe they're working on stuff?
is anyone working on anything?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944952 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:47:21")

">>220944734
>>220944783
It’s fag, right? My money’s on fag"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944971 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:47:35")

">>220944936
I'm writing but I'll be going to bed soon."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944985 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:47:49")

">>220944818
yes I regularily fapped to merula lewd fics"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220944990 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:47:50")

">>220944952
No, its Ysht"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945040 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:48:33")

">>220944678
trying to do a good hand for something like 2 hours and it still looks bad"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945071 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:49:09")

">>220944936
I just wrote a fic yesterday I'm thinking of what to write next"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945092 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:49:30")

">>220944936
I'm trying to decide on a dress colour for Jane and then I want to finish my lewd fic.

Can I ask for advice on them?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945204 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:51:23")

">>220944936
Today was one of those long days, so I was super drained when I got home. Didn't have much motivation to sit down and write, but I think I'll just chill and scribble out some stuff for my Meruclaw side fic. Quick question for those that care: would you prefer smaller chapters or just one big one a la the Merupuff fic? And where should I publish it, pastebin or ao3?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945230 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:51:51")

">>220945092
Is it a Jane lewdfic?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945264 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:52:28")

"How high do I need to get my stats for all stat-reliant choices?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945325 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:53:33")

">>220945230
No, Merula x MC x Ismelda
>>220945264
19 I believe, but getting over 20 should be easy"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945406 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:55:07")

">>220945264
I don't think we've seen one over 20."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945434 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:55:31")

">>220945204
Honestly, doing smaller chapters would be a much better idea, like doing 2 - 4k long word installments so that it doesn't feel as monumental of a task while also putting out more steady work for readers to enjoy."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945504 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:56:44")

">>220944936
>broken hands model
download the new one, I fixed them
https://mega.nz/#F!pRYDFSZY!q_Fgwpsju2FYv3ooO4mf7Q"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945560 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:57:47")

">>220945504
that is the new one"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945570 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:57:54")

">>220945230
I'm writing Jane lewd fic.
hope you like fucked up shit."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945589 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:58:25")

">>220945204
Either would work well."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945649 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:59:24")

">>220938953
Autismo indeed."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945664 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)04:59:36")

">>220945434
That is so backwards from what feedback I got for backfired promises.

Guess times change."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945712 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:00:15" && image=="Twenty something meru.jpg")

"Here's a question; where would you vacation with Meru?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945735 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:00:50")

">>220945092
I like the idea of Jane in a black dress second choice would be red.

>>220945204
Smaller chapters are best to keep you writing, just make sure every chapter is a complete episode in it's own right. Merupuff guy burned himself out with his behemoth.

>>220945570
I love fucked up shit like taking strolls by the lakeside and sharing ice cream and watching the sunset together."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945758 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:01:15")

">>220945560
sorry I must be colorblind"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945779 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:01:38")

"Will there be more interactions between Merula and Charlie in the future?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945841 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:02:47")

">>220945712
America."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945874 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:03:11" && image=="1528816716776.jpg")

">>220945779
yes"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945878 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:03:16")

"slytherin women belong to ravenclaw bulls";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945884 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:03:24")

">>220945712
before I answer I have my own question: why does she have green shit in her hair"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220945970 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:04:44")

">>220945874
I support this OTP despite what the majority of /hpgg/ thinks. MC is a cruel and tactless sociopath who doesn't deserve her."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946016 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:05:29")

">>220945970
Charlie deserves better honestly."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946031 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:05:42")

">>220945970
but Charlie dies"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946037 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:05:49")

">>220945970
Im still waiting for my armbreak route JC"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946065 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:06:11" && image=="file.png")

">>220945758
I was gonna use my own version since I added third finger joints, but somewhere along the way something got fucked up and moving any of the bones deforms the cloak weirdly. It's not too bad and can be hidden in most cases, but I still don't know what caused it.
I checked the weight painting, and I can't find any of the bones that affect that bit of the cloak"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946086 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:06:30" && image=="1530498363229.jpg")

"I'm reposting my fic from earlier today since it kinda got caught up in thread drama. It's a prequel of sorts to my series illustrating how dysfunctional MC and Merula's relationship is. I wasn't exactly satisfied with how this one turned out, but I wanted to see what you guys think.

https://pastebin.com/ptSRvBCn"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946119 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:07:02")

"i've seen a lot of girls on reddit fangirling over charlie, dunno why he's probably the ugliest weasley";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946134 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:07:21")

">>220946086
NIce"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946151 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:07:45")

"Is charlie just wizard steve irwin, but with dragons?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946221 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:08:52")

">>220946151
CHARLIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946342 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:11:24" && image=="clumsysnowman.png")

"9
Must be Merula and under requirements that I can post it as fanart"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946376 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:12:07")

"there are a disproportionate number of nonwhite students at hogwarts considering the racial demographics of britain and ireland in the 1980s and it makes me angry

political correctness gone mad i say"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946398 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:12:34")

">>220946086
I enjoyed this and your series in general, felt like what dating merula would really feel like"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946416 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:12:53")

">>220946342
Merula trying, and failing, to brush her wild hair."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946418 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:12:54")

">>220946376
Students from the colonies."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946429 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:13:12")

">>220946342
Merula casting engorgio on a glass of butterbeer."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946432 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:13:13")

">>220945779
>"Let me help you with Merula next time, Anon"
probably"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946440 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:13:20" && image=="Jane Date.jpg")

">>220940690
I may continue this at a later time. Thanks for the fic, my friend. More Jane stuff is always welcomed."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946459 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:13:36")

">>220946342
Merula drinking a butterbeer while cheering."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946475 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:13:57" && image=="yugi.jpg")

">>220946376
>muh political correctness"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946483 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:14:07")

">>220946429
>>220946459
that was fast"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946502 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:14:26")

">>220946342
Merula eating a hugewich by herself, looking forlorn, set apart from a crowd of other students"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946548 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:15:16")

">>220945884
The original image had red shit in her hair and now it matches her house alignment.
Maybe she thought it’d look cool."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946563 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:15:36")

">>220946432
>help you with Merula
I don't like the sound of this. Damn."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946567 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:15:37")

">>220946502
fuck that reminds me that I wanted to request merula in a busy common room, clearly on her own and separate from every one else."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946569 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:15:47" && image=="dafuq.jpg")

">>220946342
>>220946429
>>220946459
>two butterbeer requests get the gets"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946649 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:17:17")

">>220946548
what a dork lol"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946710 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:18:30")

">>220946563
>Charlie matepressing Merula the whole day so she doesn't go after the vaults"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946714 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:18:32" && image=="Spoiler Image")

"RAVENCLAW!!!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946765 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:19:31")

">>220946710
That's hot desu. Why is there no porn of Merula that involves Charlie?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946773 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:19:42")

">>220946440
Aww, a pissed off demon in love. How cute."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946783 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:19:50")

">>220946710
what a great friend"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946824 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:20:26" && image=="Spoiler Image")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946843 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:20:55" && image=="1526885491247.png")

">>220946398
Thanks mate. Always good to hear someone enjoys my work."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946851 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:21:09")

">>220946824
I came"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946853 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:21:11")

">>220946824
That would trigger a lot of people though, I dont want that
I want it for myself only"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946859 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:21:17")

">>220946765
an anon said there'd be a Charlie Meru lewd pretty soon"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946865 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:21:24")

"charlie is a fag and probably a homo aswell";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946939 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:22:42")

">>220946853
Anon, making it yourself would be the least triggering option, as you do it on your own and don't have to share it with anyone. If you comission it or request it here or through a draw thread the artist would have to share it to you."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220946950 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:22:56")

">>220946865
t. MC"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947048 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:25:00" && image=="trigger.gif")

">>220946859
I have it ready, but I think it's too soon now after this update
Better wait a bit after the wound heals"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947074 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:25:24")

">>220947048
Delightfully DEVILISH"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947103 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:25:49")

"I mean, I have the money to commission a talented artist to make a full-colored 20 pages long lewd comic with Merula x Charlie.

I'm afraid that people might dox me."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947184 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:27:20")

">>220947103
Ask for Clumsy lewds
The Clumsy drawfag doesnt give us his ones, and I want to fap to Clumsy. Its the only girl I haven fapped to"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947185 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:27:20")

">>220947048
please I need it now"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947205 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:27:42")

">>220947103
How about using your money for good instead of evil?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947209 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:27:44")

">>220947103
Nah fag, you should get a male mc x male rowan one made."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947223 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:28:01")

">>220947184
just use your imagination weakling"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947230 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:28:13")

">>220947103
Do it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947237 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:28:22")

">>220947048
can I get a sneak peek"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947238 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:28:23")

">>220947103
I mean I don't care about Merula or Charlie, go ahead"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947247 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:28:32")

">>220947184
Would the HM page on Facebook post a Clumsy fanart? Maybe if we pretend that it's the trailer MC's fanart."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947264 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:28:51")

">>220947103
can't you just ask the artist not to post any info about who commissioned the work?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947275 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:29:03" && image=="1518504809058.png")

">>220947184
>Wanting to fap to Clumsyfriend's MS paint lewds
I like his art but I doubt his drawings would ever make me want to fap"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947281 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:29:07")

">>220947184
Please dont lewd Clumsy, please
Choose Tulip or even Liz, since there is no art of her"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947282 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:29:09")

">>220947103
>not Merula x Centaur
You're not living your life correctly."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947351 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:30:27")

">>220947282
there's shadman for that"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947357 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:30:30")

">>220947103
Alternatively, you could perhaps consider death"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947385 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:31:05")

">Have a bevvy of women
>Still orbit around Merula, Penny, or Clumsy
Good to see all the Ismelda, Fem!Rowan, Tulip, and Janefags still beat their meat to the big three."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947421 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:31:47")

">>220947103
>implying south americans are that tech savvy
You're fine"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947448 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:32:18")

">>220947048
I actually kinda think this avatarfag is funny, maybe I should rewatch this series again"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947465 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:32:33")

">>220947385
We Ismeldafags just stay quiet and laugh at everyone else"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947517 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:33:35" && image=="1509313010043.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947571 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:34:32")

">>220947264
His art style would be very recognizable, and let's be real, someone would upload it to Sad Panda ASAP. He's a pretty famous artist in Hentai Foundry, but I don't trust him enough to ensure my privacy.

>>220947205
The scenario in my head is pretty wholesome in my opinion. Charlie would accidentally meet and be comforting Merula who was crying alone in the woods after the MC humiliated her in the Great Hall (and contemplating drowning herself in the lake), and then things escalated to woo-hoo (in Sims terms) from there.

>>220947421
Cartel sicario hackers are godly from what I have heard."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947616 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:35:32")

">>220947571
That actually sounds cute. I'd say go for it. Not like it's going to affect anyone's canon."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947632 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:35:45" && image=="JANE DRESS col.png")

"I'm not your prefect any more, so a bit of snogging is allowed, ok?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947678 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:36:34")

">>220947571
well damn anon I don't think anyone would object to that"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947719 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:37:12")

">>220947571
>The scenario in my head is pretty wholesome in my opinion. Charlie would accidentally meet and be comforting Merula who was crying alone in the woods after the MC humiliated her in the Great Hall (and contemplating drowning herself in the lake), and then things escalated to woo-hoo (in Sims terms) from there.
Sounds bretty goo to me"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947737 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:37:31")

">>220947616
>>220947678
It's ntr trash and should be wiped from the face of the earth along with that shitposting avatarfaggot cuck"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947785 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:38:15")

">>220947571
as long as your artist can actually draw both males and females it might be alright
>implying someone won't have wiped all the text and recoloured the hair within a day or two"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947812 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:38:44")

">>220947571
Boring. How about a scenario that involves a bumbling and shy MC who finally gathered enough courage to confess to Merula, then Charlie walked in, kissed her on the lips and revealed that they have been dating for two years. They'll then leave the depressed MC alone, but he then accidentally watched them going at it inside the boys' restroom."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947835 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:39:12")

">>220947737
it wouldn't take that long to edit charlie out if it really bothers you"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947851 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:39:25")

">>220947632
Are we having a resurgence of Jane OC?
Best update ever!

Also, that color scheme reminds me of Belle."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947870 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:39:57")

">>220947812
Dr. Evil is that you"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947873 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:39:58")

">>220947812
>cuckshit"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947874 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:40:01")

">>220947632
I’m getting 60s vibes from this, good job"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220947945 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:41:04")

">>220947851
I used Christopher Robin as the inspiration

But I just colour them I don't draw them"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948028 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:42:35")

">>220947851
>Also, that color scheme reminds me of Belle.
Not seeing it. Belle has a white and blue top with a blue skirt. If anything the colors are an inverse of Snow White."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948036 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:42:43")

">>220947873
>>220947737
It's not cuckshit if MC was never in a relationship with her."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948052 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:42:58" && image=="1529156477878.gif")

"Good night, /hpgg/!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948134 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:44:19")

">>220948052
good night lil barnaby"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948150 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:44:32")

">>220947873
>>220947737

Ok, ok
What if instead of Charlie, the boy that comforted her would be Barnaby"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948205 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:45:23")

">>220948150
now you're talking"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948230 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:45:48")

">>220948150
Wouldn't make sense, he doesn't look like he's interested in romantic relationships."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948257 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:46:14")

">>220947945
Ah, If it's not too much trouble, could you give me a version with a yellow skirt?

>>220948028
Belle's dress is yellow and gold. Her everyday clothes are blue."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948269 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:46:23")

">>220948052
Night, don’t let the lethifold eat you
>>220948150
Probably be more believable"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948323 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:47:20")

"Would people get angry if I posted a lewd art of Merula and black MC?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948347 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:47:52")

">>220948323
I need lewd art of Merula X SNAPCHAD"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948359 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:48:05")

">>220948323
this chocolate man would appreciate you very much"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948387 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:48:37" && image=="Snow_white_transparent.png")

">>220948257
>Belle's dress is yellow and gold. Her everyday clothes are blue.
Yes, and Snow White's dress is a red and blue top with a yellow skirt, hence why I said it's more like an inverse of Snow White."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948397 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:48:48")

">>220948347
What if Snapchad was JC Denton all along?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948419 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:49:03")

">>220948150
It's your money to waste. We know you are just doing it to stir shit so do whatever, faggot"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948447 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:49:25")

">>220948397
The JC in JC Denton stands for JamCity."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948471 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:49:46")

">>220948397
Do you have any facts to back that up?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948476 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:49:54" && image=="Untitled.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948509 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:50:23")

">>220948323
Apparently the majority of this general isn’t even from primarily white countries, so I don’t see why not"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948515 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:50:27")

">>220948150
I wasn't talking about the Charlie comforting Merula scenario, I was referring to this >>220947812
but do whatever you want m8"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948518 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:50:30")

">>220948419
but dude 20 pages lewd comic with meru"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948525 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:50:39")

">>220948257
Do you want to keep the red or did you want a different colour?
>>220948387
I used Snow White for Ismelda, Chrisopher Robin was for Jane"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948552 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:51:16")

">>220948387
Ok, you win.
But I really need that Jane Belle.
I just got fic inspiration.

>>220948525
make the red into white or gold."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948626 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:52:36")

">>220948518
But not with MC, what's the fucking point apart from stirring shit?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948654 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:53:10")

">>220948518
It's worthless if it's not MC"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948696 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:54:00")

">>220948654
>>220948626
OK
20 pages of Meru lewd comic with Fem MC"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948716 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:54:26")

">>220948626
There is no canon MC look anyway (except Clumsy who legitimately has the appearance of the trailer MC). Just pretend you have a ginger MC named Charlie."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948741 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:54:43" && image=="DcfD0R1UQAIkd85.jpg")

">>220948696
I'm okay with this"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948751 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:54:53")

">>220948696
I sleep, whats the point"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948775 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:55:22" && image=="JANE DRESS col yellow.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948778 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:55:28")

">>220948518
Anon, do you have any idea how many lewd images of Merula we already have? Going on about how it's a comic doesn't take away from us already having plenty of fap material of her to go with. That's why people here are saying you're just stirring shit. As far as lewd go she's old hat. You wanna be special? Literally any other girl works given how they all have none or near it."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948781 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:55:32")

">>220948696
yes"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948836 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:56:28")

">>220948775
Magnificent
Thank you my friend."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948847 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:56:41" && image=="1530058846717.jpg")

">>220948696
okay"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948859 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:56:55")

">>220948696
Why the fuck are you so against a male MC? Are you unable to get your tiny dick hard if it isn't cuckolding?

What is wrong with you? Jesus fucking Christ"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948898 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:57:35")

">>220948859
>my dick
???"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948902 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:57:37")

">>220948696
would take centaurs over this shit"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948925 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:57:50")

">>220948471
Why do you think Snapchad never takes out his sunglasses? He don't need to do that because his vision is augmented"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948986 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:59:07")

">>220948898
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220948987 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)05:59:07")

">>220948898
Then just commission Barnaby fucking your self insert feMC in your fat ass and stop riling people up"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949038 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:00:03")

">>220948898
No wonder you want to stir shit so much, get lost."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949084 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:00:55")

">>220948898
How do we stop FemCHADS, lads?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949116 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:01:26")

">>220948987
this but download Barnaby's hair for Sims 4, recreate him and use porn mods
https://www.twitter.com/ASP48/status/1017207995434962944"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949130 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:01:36")

">>220948986
Unrelated to what you guys are talking about, but what is this supposed to mean? Some kind of veegee meme?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949143 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:01:53")

">>220949084
can't"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949173 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:02:28")

">>220949130
When Femanons used to post, thirsty bongs would ask them if they are in London,
thus it became a meme"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949190 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:02:47")

"How much, I don't know what to call it, backstory can people stomach to a lewd fic?

I want to include an introduction where Merula and Ismelda are thwarted/defeated by MC again, they go to lick their wounds and then seek advice from Rakepick. Rakepick, the permavirgin, gets drunk and convinces them to just trick and rape MC

Or should I just skip all that

>>220949130
If I recall correctly, it was something like a girl was doxed online and she lived in london. Or I could be wrong, don't quote me"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949237 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:03:34")

"Why do thots want to see Merula fans suffer and MC cucked?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949284 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:04:32")

">>220949190
DO what you feel, m8"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949298 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:04:50")

">>220949237
3D women are vessels of Lucifer."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949306 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:04:59")

">>220949190
I'd appreciate the backstory"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949318 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:05:15")

">>220949190
Backstory is actually important to a lewdfic.
Even porn has a plot."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949353 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:05:57")

">>220949190
My dick demands decent setup for lewds. I'd say go for as much build-up as you want."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949362 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:06:04")

">>220949237
>MC cucked
But in that scenario, MC couldnt care less for Merula
Its canon that MC hates Merula"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949423 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:06:58")

">>220949173
>>220949190
Ah, that’s funny thanks bros"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949429 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:07:13")

">>220949362
This. People who scream NTR is fucking delusional because Charlie is literally the only person who has canonically comforted Merula."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949448 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:07:34")

">>220949362
this"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949458 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:07:51")

">>220949362
>tries to bury hatchet and be friends with Merula
>helps her with potions
>hangs out in flying, potions and care of magical creatures
>takes her to drink butterbeer
>takes her to forbidden forest

Yeah nah"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949510 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:08:49")

">>220949458
>uses her to get what he wants
MC truly is a gentleman"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949538 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:09:24")

">>220949429
But that's wrong. Only MC has got the points for You Made Merula Feel Better"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949552 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:09:45")

">>220949458
aren't most of those player made choices?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949627 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:11:19")

">>220949510
A true Slytherin, if I ever did see."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949635 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:11:29")

">>220949552
So is Charlie being nice to Merula"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949695 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:12:42")

">>220949362
Sure.

Just like how it's canon that Inuyasha hates Kagome.
Or how Ranma hates Akane.

But see that's the thing with people and fictional characters, their relationships can evolve the further along their stories go.

>>220949552
Can't really use Charlie as a defense when speaking about player made choices as him being kind to her is what happens when the player runs to Charlie to be his white knight."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949783 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:14:16")

"3D women should all just DIE";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949803 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:14:33")

"Is this the Charliening 2.0? Are people still fucking scared by the idea of getting cucked?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949891 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:16:15")

"How do you even commission art?

I'd pay for a picture of Merula as a princess. but I should probably just fingers cross to win a roll"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949935 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:17:08")

">>220949783
Are you ok buddy?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949941 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:17:18")

">>220949783
but then no more babies"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220949968 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:17:34")

">>220947048
Did you really pay for it?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950027 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:18:43")

">>220949783
Based /r9k/ incel."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950068 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:19:26")

">>220949968
Just like 7$
I found the twitter of that /v/ drawfag that drew the Gary and Yugi Merula lewds and commissioned this"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950129 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:20:57")

">>220950068
>$7
What would he do for $100"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950131 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:20:58")

">>220950068
What compels you to be a worthless dung heap"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950183 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:22:08" && image=="dcfc2d730c9f6b762a7bf9d1e552b913e80823ba.jpg")

"Comic anon here, I just contacted the artist and I told them to use pic related as reference for the cover. Except Charlie and Merula would be blushing and kissing while looking at the viewer.

By the way, the tags are: shimapan, defloration, paizuri, and nakadashi."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950195 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:22:27")

"if i can't have merula i'll take ismelda, that's fine";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950221 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:22:57")

">>220950183
BASED"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950228 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:23:08")

"https://venturebeat.com/2018/07/11/harry-potter-hogwarts-mystery-mobile-game-heads-to-hong-kong-and-taiwan/
为什么?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950235 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:23:15")

">>220950183
Here's hoping you die before it get's delivered"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950249 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:23:31")

">>220950183
ABSOLUTELY BASED"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950296 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:24:19")

">>220950183
Well, this is going to cause some interesting reactions, if anything."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950307 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:24:28")

">>220950183
is it too late to add tags"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950325 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:24:52")

">>220950183
>paizuri
how is it supposed to be merula then?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950343 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:25:12")

">>220950183
Nice. I still think you should have done male mc x male rowan."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950353 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:25:31")

">>220950228
Can't wait for a bunch of smelly chinks to flood this place"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950360 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:25:36" && image=="Not so Disgusting.png")

">>220950183
>complainfags try all kinds of insults to drive off content creators
>Based comicAnon gives them their own medicine
Let's see how many complainspics will be left after he delivers"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950375 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:25:57")

">>220950325
Engorgio."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950387 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:26:15")

">>220950228
>Nearly half of the $50 million (47 percent) has been spent by players in the U.S. Its second most popular country is Great Britain, which has accounted for about 9 percent of its revenue so far.
UMMMMMM ANGLOKEKS?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950409 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:26:40")

">>220950228
Why on Earth would they localise Hogwarts Mystery for the Traditional Chinese World?

Is the game selling well?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950417 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:26:57")

">>220949803
>Are people still fucking scared by the idea of getting cucked?
Nigga who wouldn’t be scared of getting cucked, what kind of question is that?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950441 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:27:39")

">>220950387
>Two biggest countries are USA and UK

No wonder there are so many beaners and niggers ITT"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950443 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:27:41")

"any merulacide bros in? (that's a pact where if JC don't make merula gfable then we kill ourselves in protest)";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950448 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:27:42")

">>220950417
Open relationship, bro. It's the most progressive kind of relationship in the 21st century."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950452 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:27:54" && image=="oh-nononononononononononoono.jpg")

">>220950417
>Nigga who wouldn’t be scared of getting cucked
>in a fucking mobile game
ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950496 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:28:34")

">>220950353
啊同志。我是一个真正的臭支那人.

>>220950387
Holy shit motherfucker. Are you Anglos that starved for HP content?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950538 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:29:32")

">>220950417
real life cucking is one thing
this is just waifu shit it's not a big fucking deal"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950568 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:30:01")

">>220950496
I mean at least this means Jam City won't go out of business before finishing the game
maybe they'll even put more money into it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950592 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:30:26")

">>220950448
You literally LITERALLY lick other men's cum from you partner's arse. Good job
>>220950538
It's easily as bad. It shows that you are a weak willed faggot who gets excited by being dominated and beaten by other men"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950662 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:31:59")

">>220950496
At least you aren't from mainland China, right?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950761 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:33:51")

">>220950662
I'm from Australia but I'm descended from Mainland Cantonese."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950767 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:34:02")

"I wanna procrastinate gimme something to do";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950819 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:35:09")

">>220950767
Get back to writing/drawing, fuckhead."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950848 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:35:36")

">>220950761
Hey! I'm also Australian. Are you a recent arrival or did your family come here to escape the communists. Or even as far back as the gold rush?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950856 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:35:46" && image=="3.png")

"ABSOLUTELY BASED FEMANON BTFOing inceltard waifufags";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950861 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:35:50")

">>220950307
I would add tags like male:dark skin, gangbang, and female:mind break."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950895 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:36:41")

">>220950861
I just wanted a leg lock damn"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950906 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:36:56" && image=="1509225384504.jpg")

">>220937703
back from vacation, gonna finish my model converter and noesis script sometime this week
what features is most wanted from:
- support for converting to .c3b files from other formats
- ripping animations
- support for adding missing textures specifiers to .c3b assets to make ripping process easier"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950907 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:36:57" && image=="1507572818641.jpg")

">>220937703
> 4chan /vg/ thread
> link to the most important thing, to the APK
> it requires a REGISTRATION AND LOGIN AND POSTING TO GET IT

When did /vg/ get so gay? Or is it just the HP fags? I swear on me mum. Every other topic, like /hgg/ we post everything in the threads. This shit? Just complete these 100-steps to get a simple .APK.

Fuck you OP. No offense."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950956 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:37:52")

">>220950895
>nakadashi
It's guaranteed."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950958 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:37:52")

">>220950819
NYARGH!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220950994 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:38:56")

">>220950767
Go to TvTropes and read every single one of their Harry Potter fanfic recs. Get back to us with your thoughts.

If it's longer than 10 chapters only read the first 5 chapters. You are allowed to skip Days of Darkness and My Immortal."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951040 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:39:51")

">>220950956
based"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951053 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:40:08")

">>220950958
You'll thank me later, anon.
>t. writefag"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951072 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:40:31")

">>220950994
fine ill get back to work"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951079 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:40:34")

">>220950848
Parents are recent arrivals but I was born here. I know my parents came here in the 80s-90s to study/for jobs but I actually never asked them why they stayed. I can't help but suspect I've always known the answer why."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951114 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:41:20")

">>220951040
Oh boo, we're getting more porn... What will we do now?
Ree ree..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951120 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:41:36")

">>220947237
I dont want to spoil it, since I will post it tomorrow anyways, but I can give you the non-lewd crop of the lineart, since he gave me both the lineart and finished product"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951170 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:42:48")

">>220950568
In my honest opinion I can't imagine how much money they can put into it. Once they release the Final Years that's it your School Year is over and so much for 'Hogwarts' Mystery unless they somehow continue the game into your post-grad at Diagon/Gringotts/Dragon-fucking in Romania."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951176 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:43:01")

">>220951079
I'd assume the answer would be they
a) Don't want to be disappeared for thinking wrong thoughts
b) Enjoy being able to walk down the street without suffocating from the smog and billions of people"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951189 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:43:12")

">>220951120
that'd be nice"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951201 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:43:28" && image=="hide-the-pain-harold.jpg")

">two new lewd contents in a week
>both of them are merula x charlie
What does this mean, /hpgg/? Is this a good thing or bad thing?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951249 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:44:37")

">>220951201
It means fat dykes have a lot of disposable income. I'm just baffled why they didn't do Charlie x fem MC"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951264 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:44:52" && image=="merulakimonolineart.jpg")

"This is the Merula with Kimono from yesterday, it's only the lineart , now I will try to color it and add some background. I hope you enjoy it If someone wanted to color it you can try";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951289 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:45:11")

">>220951201
Bad"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951303 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:45:23")

">>220951201
I mean it's more merula so it can't be that bad"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951337 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:45:59" && image=="1531198368574.png")

">>220951201
It means the house of Merula always wins, as shitposters and lewdposters still have her living rent free in their heads. The sun on this glorious empire will only end when a literal nobody of a character somehow ends up with more art and lewds than Merula, and that's never going to happen."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951362 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:46:39")

">>220951264
That's a very adorable Merula. What's the flower?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951373 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:46:54")

">>220951264
Nice, cute boopable nose"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951394 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:47:19")

">>220951264
very cute"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951403 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:47:30")

">>220951362
Looks like an orchid to me, could be wrong though."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951406 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:47:32" && image=="The most devilish crop.png")

">>220951189
I told him to include a chibi Charlie in the corner of the picture, hinting that he told MC he would handle Merula. The rest of the drawing is Charlie matepressing Merula, while she is leglocking him

>>220951303
>>220951337
I'm glad you guys arent some triggered retards"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951441 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:48:02")

">>220951249
Hey, I resent that. I'm a cardio bunny who goes to the gym regularly, and at least I spend my money to provide content to this community and not wasting them on makeup like most girls."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951458 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:48:26")

">>220951337
The Empire isn't looking very healthy at the moment.

How much territory have we lost?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951514 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:49:34")

"Why is that avatarfag still here?
Why is he taking credit for other people's work?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951530 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:49:54")

">>220951458
>bounced back to talking about lewds of her and it hasn't even been a day yet
You greatly exaggerate your view of ill health."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951534 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:50:01")

">>220951406
can't wait to see the full pic, thanks Dr. Evil"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951637 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:52:21")

">>220951441
Your "content" is anti-content. It removes joy and good feelings.You would be worth more doing and saying nothing"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951639 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:52:23")

">>220951406
I'm mostly just waiting for you to deliver this shit so I can make fun of you for wasting money on a shit artist. It's a win win for me because Merula gets more content and I get to laugh at retards wasting money."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951640 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:52:24")

">>220951441
thanks for meru lewds"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951709 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:53:30")

">>220951441
Youre the REAL MVP, my dear Anonette"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951721 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:53:47")

"So Meru is going to come out on top in the end, right?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951763 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:54:29")

">>220951721
HIGHLY unlikely"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951779 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:54:40")

">>220951441
>Cardio
Anon, I..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951817 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:55:19")

">>220951721
No way"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951835 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:55:36")

">anons providing more meru content for your enjoyment and fap purposes
>people still mad and complaining"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951847 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:55:56")

">>220951406

>Charlie matepressing Merula, while she is leglocking him.

Do you even know what either of those things are?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951869 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:56:19" && image=="u6n5h.jpg")

">>220951835
TWO MERULA LEWDS?
LAST WEEK I GOT THREE!!!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951915 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:57:16")

">>220951709
Thanks ye, puddin.

>>220951779
Cardio is more important to me as my most taxing physical activity is playing basketball. I'm a small forward in case you're wondering."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951919 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:57:28")

">>220951835
it's like people don't know how to edit pics they don't like"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951927 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:57:35")

">>220951835
He's not providing anything, he's reposting some other guys work as his own."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220951982 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:58:45")

">>220951927
Are you retarded, or do you not know the meaning of "provide""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952001 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:59:05")

">>220951835
>People aren’t allowed to have preferences
Not my fault you have shit taste"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952006 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:59:08")

">>220951927
Are you talking about >>220951406 or >>220951264?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952030 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:59:39")

">>220951835
How about I post some Merula getting fucked by a chimera before having her head stomped on and then cut into pieces

would that be protected from complaining"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952043 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:00:00")

">>220951362
The idea was to draw an orchid"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952065 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:00:25")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952074 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:00:42")

">>220952030
Us gurofags would welcome it with open arms. Though personally I prefer hard vore after sex."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952103 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:01:12")

">>220952030
wouldn't bother me"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952105 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:01:13")

">>220952043
I love it, it's very cute"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952112 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:01:21")

">>220952030
We'd complain that you're a talentless hack biting off of Shindol, since he already did that with rule 63 Link."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952171 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:02:36")

">>220952065
Are you mentally retarded? Do you understand what a reference picture is? He never claimed that Darling in the Franxx fanart is his you literal brainlet.

He said that he told the artist to use that picture as reference for his commissioned Merula and Charlie art, dumbass."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952195 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:03:11")

">>220952043

>>220951403 here. You did good since I was able to tell from the looks. It looks similar to the ones my mom used to grow.."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952274 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:04:29")

">>220952112
just looked that up was pretty hot"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952291 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:04:55" && image=="Clumsywhat.png")

"Seems like thing are a bit yikes-y now, so Im just saying I will go to play the update and draw the Merula butterbeer drawing, and probably come back after I finish it";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952338 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:05:54")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952405 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:07:03" && image=="smug clumsy.png")

">>220952291
What? You're so slow"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952418 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:07:15" && image=="Spoiler Image")

">>220952171
>reddit spacing
kek"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952497 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:08:48" && image=="CLumsy.png")

">>220952405
Being slow is good sometimes ,':^)"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952551 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:09:52")

"Is Charlie the Rance of Hogwarts? Charlie adding Clumsy to his harem of conquered waifus when?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952596 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:10:42")

">>220952418
Are paragraphs reddit spacing?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952642 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:11:34")

">>220952551
Clumsy is a redhead, so they're probably cousins...HOT"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952643 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:11:33")

">>220952551
Not really. Charlie's only ever expressed his charm and wit towards Merula, and only after your request."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952664 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:12:00")

">>220952418
>btfo because he has poor reading comprehension
>s-spacing lol!
Ay caramba, Pablo..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952741 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:13:32")

">>220950228
Now we’ll be plagued with both spics and SEAnigs."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952807 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:15:04")

">>220950183
Based. Keep us updated."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952839 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:15:46" && image=="u6n5h.jpg")

">>220952642
>Charlie gets all of the girl letting only Clumsy
>Clumsy gets MC
>EVERYONE GETS GINGER'D
How do we stop the ginger menace?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952971 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:18:03" && image=="1526026938769.jpg")

"Anyone else get turned on when Penny said we're just getting to know each another?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220952979 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:18:10")

">>220951637
>my opinion reflects everyone’s opinion
Based retard"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953015 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:18:54" && image=="list.png")

"which character conversion for blender should I work on next? I feel like I did all the interesting ones
maybe I should do more outfits?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953020 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:19:04")

">>220952971
Yes, greatly. The face she made was choice"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953037 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:19:29")

">>220952839
Reminder that the canon MC is a black female Ravenclaw."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953040 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:19:37")

">>220953015
That's enough"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953041 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:19:38")

">>220952971
Kinda, but I wish Merula would say that to me instead"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953050 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:19:45")

">>220952971
not me"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953051 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:19:45")

">>220951835
Self insert fags are the worst. If it’s not their OC Donut Steele character in the porn they cry like children."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953064 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:20:00")

">>220953015
Do Hagrid."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953093 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:20:40")

">>220953015
Always Ismelda!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953094 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:20:41")

">>220953015
outfits pls"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953193 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:22:44")

">>220953041
this"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953236 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:23:31" && image=="smug kanye.jpg")

">>220951639
this. Imagine wasting your money just to piss off some people in Namibian duck fetishists forum."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953257 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:23:55")

">>220952551
>the reason Charlie fucked off to mess with dragons is because he knocked a bunch of bitches up and they’re out for this blood"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953282 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:24:15")

">>220953051
I get the complaining though, because the request really is just for the sake of shitposting.

I mean, you have a person on the internet claiming to be a female commissioning Merula and Charlie fucking, with Male MC catching them. Why does it have to be Male MC? Why can't it be female since the requester states they're a "female"? Why can't Charlie be fucking the female MC since again, the requester claims to be a female, allowing her to further self insert and fantasize about Charlie?

Either way, there's really no reason the MC can't be female, which makes it come off as just shitposting."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953296 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:24:35")

">>220953041
Merula said that to Charlie just before he took her virginity."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953318 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:24:57" && image=="1529804503411.png")

">tfw the last update made me thirsty for bad girl Penny
I never asked for this feel"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953398 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:26:22")

">>220953296
Funnyyour mom said the same thing to me right before I fucked her asshole"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953590 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:29:49")

">Check the game
Oh good! an early update
>Check the thread
This isn't gonna be good, is it?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953596 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:30:03")

">>220953296
haha"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953669 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:31:21")

"this whole shit with charlie and merula turned me on and i don't what to feel about this. is this a forbidden feeling?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953696 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:31:46")

">>220951264
>colouring it
>realise that kimono's have floral patterns on them
>can't draw

shit"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953725 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:32:09")

">>220953590
it's fine, people are just overreacting"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953739 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:32:23")

">>220953590
if you're saying this because of all the Charlie stuff then don't worry
it's still a shitty filler chapter aside from the side quest"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953801 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:33:18")

">>220953669
It means you are a genetic dead end and should kill yourself"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953905 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:34:48")

">Trying to think of a fic idea that Ismeldafags would like.
>Every one turns into MC raping Ismelda.
>Latest one ended in MC,Rowan DP
Why does this keep happening? I can think of wholesome stories for every girl but her."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953908 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:34:49")

">>220953696
Shoud have know that I missed something, I will try to draw a flower pattern right now"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953926 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:35:07")

">>220953801
But Im a ginger so I kinda self insert as Charlie"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220953982 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:36:04")

">>220953590
>This isn't gonna be good, is it?
Not in the least bit. It's the quest regarding polyjuicing, as minerbro has found for us so many moons ago. There is no option to just walk away from it, Merula really did steal from Penny, and rather than do some scooby doo sleuthing you just scare or bully a confession out of Merula to admit she stole the potion, in the middle of the entire assembly at the great hall. After being publicly shamed you can also, if you so choose, attack Merula's usage of makeup for no valid reason. Unfortunately if you choose the more merciful route Merula spins the situation to how she's the victim in the whole deal when she was the one that put herself in this predicament. The kicker that makes all of this terrible? The potion in question wasn't even worth any marks or house points, just attention from teachers, which makes Penny's inability to let it go terrible, and Merula's need to steal for attention even worse, like she's constantly making a fool of herself for attention similar to a young Naruto."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954059 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:37:35" && image=="do the impossible.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954062 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:37:37")

">>220953905
Easy peasy, Ismelda is sent to bully Huffle MC but he is so sweet and honest that she falls for him"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954080 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:38:07")

">>220953926
Anon, just like horcruxes, you need to have a soul to insert into something."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954085 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:38:13")

">>220953926
why not as MC. Try and explain that"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954151 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:39:29")

">>220954059
>don’t believe in yourself
>believe in the me that believes in you!
Based"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954167 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:39:42")

">>220954085
All of these drawings present him as black haired mediterranean guy, and I kinda have it difficult"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954171 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:39:47")

">>220954059
Strangely scary"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954179 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:40:04")

">>220953982
A-all this is optional, right?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954247 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:41:14")

">>220954179
Yes, is LITERALLY a side quest
You can choose not to play the sidequest"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954312 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:42:22")

">>220954179
It's a sidequest, so you can ignore it if you want. But if you do that, it's going to sit there in your quest queue to haunt you forever. My recommendation is to just do it, get it done and over with, because once you finish a quest there's no replaying it and there's no quest log for you to look over quests you've already completed. A temporary pain for a lasting peace and all that."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954313 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:42:23" && image=="9D51C8FB-6EED-40E8-9496-EB012C9B4742.jpg")

">>220954171
Are you intimidated by her stare? Afraid you might get pregnant just from her eye fucking your soul? You should be"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954326 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:42:32")

">>220954247
But i'm so content starved... DAmn you JC!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954396 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:43:48")

">>220953982
>hufflepuff girl who is supposedly the most popular and nicest girl around
>can't let a lonely and often bullied girl get a few seconds in the limelight and be praised by her peers by taking credit for an insignificant potion
Why is Penny such a cunt?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954421 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:44:12")

">>220954313
why is she so fucking angry"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954508 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:46:00")

">>220954396
stealing is not good
taking credit for something you didn't do is not good"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954537 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:46:30")

">>220954396
She spent 2 weeks working on it. Merula did the wrong thing"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954554 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:46:59")

">>220954059
I should rewatch this, good job dude"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954596 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:48:04")

">>220944985
Which ones"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954625 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:48:35")

">>220954508
Penny steals ingredients all the time, not a good argument honestly"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954672 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:49:32")

">>220954396
The people that are unwilling to dismiss it champion the notion that she should be upset and angry and that the empty platitudes should be hers because she worked hard in making the potion. Pointlessness be damned.

Don't get me wrong. I understand the value of a project worked with blood sweat and tears, but when you consider that Penny chose to brew a potion that takes a month to complete all for nothing more than professors going "Hey pay attention to this student", then it comes off as pants on head retarded.

When you think about it, they could have just challenged Merula to recreate the potion and undo the farce in half the time it took to pull such a cockamamie revenge plot."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954706 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:50:03")

">>220954508
>>220954537
A smart developer would have given a high empathy check option where you can confront Merula and tell her that you know what she did but you'll offer her an opportunity to brew potions together if she promises to never do it again.

But nope, the only option is to be a cruel sociopathic asshole as always."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954710 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:50:05")

">>220953282
Maybe they are just a fan of the pairing? I agree MC doesn’t need to be included."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954750 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:50:56")

">tfw no Resident Evil AU where STARS members MC, Merula, Penny, Rowan, Ben Copper find an abandoned mansion in the hills of Scotland while investigating multiple people disappearing in the area.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954765 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:51:17")

">>220954672
Better yet, why not produce the fucking Polyjuice Potion instead? Wouldn't that be more impressive?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954823 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:52:26")

">all the smugness and pretentiousness of Merulafags came tumbling down after the two good-for-Merula updates

You know what they say, the higher they climb, the harder they fall"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954825 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:52:32")

">>220954750
>Ben Cooper is Wesker"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954843 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:52:52")

">>220954710
It's just typical soulless woman wanting to spread misery"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954849 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:52:55")

">>220954396
Because Merula is a cunty bully and doesn’t deserve a free pass through life because her parents were criminals."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954901 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:53:47")

">>220954625
yes penny is also a thief but in this specific quest, penny spent time working on a potion and merula stole it, lied about it, and tried to pass it off as her own. merula was in the wrong here"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220954935 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:54:25")

">>220954765
Super fucking illegal. She stole the book from the restricted section and she stole the ingredients.

Merula was wrong to take Penny's potion and pass it off as her own but MC and Penny were wrong to use the polyjuice"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220955026 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:55:52")

"FOR FUCK SAKE! This sidequest is literally "it's ok when MC does it"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220955139 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:57:25")

">>220954765
The implication is that the quality is inferior. Snape praised the Wit Enhancing potion and Penny just said that polyjuice would be hard but doable, or at least hard but doable compared to veritaserum.

Then there's also >>220954935


>>220954901
Anon, Penny spent two whole weeks on that Wit Enhancing potion.

She then spent a whole fucking month brewing a potion to prove the WE potion is hers.

She could have challenged Merula and reproduced her work in half the time that it took for her to pull off the polyjuice caper."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220955146 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:57:32")

">>220954901
I can only agree that Merula was in the wrong. However, the way this quest was carried out was also pretty bad, so I don’t know how to feel about this"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220955256 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:59:18")

">>220952741
I thought SEA Chinese used Simplified."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220955402 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:01:46")

">>220955139
>>220955146
I'll just say that this whole sidequest could've been handled alot better. No one did the right thing and everyone sucks"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220955417 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:01:56" && image=="happymeru.png")

"Well, I've completed the sidequest, it was too short, but at least Meru is very happy.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220955494 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:03:07")

">>220955417
UUUUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220955496 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:03:10")

">>220954849
You are correct in saying that Merula doesn't deserve a free pass just because her parents are imprisoned; however, she is still just a child. If Merula were a fully matured adult, it would be a different case. In this instance, all of her behavioral issues can be linked to attention deficit during her childhood which is confirmed by Tulip who stats Merula had little-to-no adult supervision. Adults are put in place to teach a child about things such as morals and discipline. Without strong parental figures, Merula appears to have never really learned about right-or-wrong, especially considering her significant usage of Mudblood and other such slangs. Her behavior, including theft, is indeed wrong and should be punished, but the punishment should fit her crime. Discipline needs to be introduced in a proper way through the proper channels, not publicly denounced in front of her peers by the only teacher who seemed to actually give her any praise.

I feel like I've explained the concept of nature versus nurture a few times before, and I'm sounding like a broken fucking record. Granted, this is just a shitty mobile phone game so I guess we can't count on the writers being that nuanced. Regardless, Merula has problems and they need to be handled properly otherwise she'll continue to spiral out of control. What's the phrase? Beat a dog enough and it'll bite back? Something dumb like that, I'm sure."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220955536 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:03:39")

">>220955402
Congratulations. You, like me, are one of the few people with enough common sense to see that. In the previous threads everyone was too busy going "Nuh uh Penny a shit!" "Nuh uh Merula a shit!" and it was like watching a train wreck on loop."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220955703 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:06:21")

">>220952741
But we already have a SEAman"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220956029 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:12:03")

">Jane in the courtyard
Wait, is this ANOTHER sidequest that it was supposed to take place in year 3? that would actually make sense, Merula is much more tamed in year 4."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220956062 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:12:30" && image=="merula sad.png")

"Merula is very sorry for what she did and it won't happen again";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220956156 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:13:52")

">>220956062
>it won't happen again
idk about that
nice drawing tho"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220956173 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:14:09")

">>220956062
lower that mouth a little and I'll forgive you cutie"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220956206 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:14:38")

">>220956062
I wish I could believe you, I really wish, but you are not giving me enough arguments to do so!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220956337 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:16:47")

"Why the did I get the vibe Penny was thirsty for MC the whole side quest? I swear it felt as if she was seconds from jumping our bones in the potions classroom.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220956509 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:19:49")

">>220956029
that's what I was thinking too"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220956743 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:23:42" && image=="frowndown.png")

">>220956173
Deal"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220956820 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:25:10")

">>220956743
all is forgiven"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220956909 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:26:41")

"What are the highests stat checks in the sidequest? I don't want to be forced to choose an option I don't want.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220956965 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:27:40" && image=="Spoiler Image")

">>220953696
Here,I made a flower pattern, I don't know how it went"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220956990 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:28:05")

">>220956909
The whole sidequest is an option you don't want"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957024 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:28:39")

">>220956909
19 to say she's the best and to go easy on her"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957107 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:29:53")

">>220956965
a cute!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957124 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:30:11")

">>220957024
wait, that is not actually that bad. What are the other options?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957146 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:30:38" && image=="Spoiler Image")

"FFS PENNY";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957156 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:30:46")

">>220953015
All the ball outfits"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957164 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:30:53" && image=="Screenshot_2018-07-11-18-20-23-1.png")

">>220956965
double cute"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957227 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:31:54" && image=="meru smile fix.jpg")

">>220956743
your meru was still broken so i fixed her
>>220956965
very lovely thank you"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957256 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:32:26")

">>220957146
What does she say if you choose attack her?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957293 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:33:06")

">>220957124
If you're asking about skill checks they're all 19"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957318 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:33:29")

">>220957146
That's MC not Penny"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957349 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:33:56")

">>220956337
Why wouldn't she MC is a catch, and they're already a close pal of hers after having helped with the forgetfulness potion incident"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957354 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:34:04")

">>220957293
I mean if you choose not going easy on her."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957383 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:34:30")

">>220957227
when do i get to protect this dork's smile"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957397 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:34:42")

">>220957024
>going easy on her"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957412 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:34:49" && image=="8796784.png")

"I'm not gonna mak";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957449 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:35:33")

">>220957354
No skill check, and its objectively the right answer"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957470 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:35:48")

">>220957354
talk shit about her and her makeup among other insults I think, I just saw a screenshot of it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957483 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:36:03")

">>220957318
Penny tells you some bullshit about "violence is not the answer, that's not the hufflepuff way" , right after going bananas and talking about revenge"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957534 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:36:54")

">>220957483
Violence is wrong, forcing a criminal to admit their crimes, and accept the proper punishment for it while the victim gets their reward is perfectly fine"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957568 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:37:21")

">>220957470
>Talking shit about the cutest eyeshadow in Hogwarts
Definitely not the canon option."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957584 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:37:32")

">>220957227
remember to put eyeshadows"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957672 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:38:42")

">>220956965
Below the center of the bow, is that still bow or is that pat of the dress? And what about the part directly below that?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957686 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:38:50" && image=="Spoiler Image")

"WEW";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957693 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:38:54")

">>220957470
Can you post the screenshot? I ain't clicking that."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957715 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:39:10")

">>220957397
>>220957449
this, her response made me wish i hadn't gone easy on her"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957721 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:39:13")

">>220950907
>make a throwaway account
>post "thanks"
>get APK
very difficult, nigger"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957730 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:39:22")

">>220954396
>Penny is better than Merula even at elaborate revenge schemes
Maybe they should swap houses."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957858 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:41:27")

">>220957715
Why? what happen? there isn't a third option?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957892 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:41:50")

">>220955402
You expect too much from this game. JamCity put no thought into this quest besides a general outline of “friend character gets screwed over by Saturday morning cartoon villlain character but with the help of the main character, foils the villain again”."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957896 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:41:53" && image=="Capture.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957938 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:42:37" && image=="1525763640684.png")

">>220957470
I'm sure the real Snape would've roasted her just like this too if he had found out she was a lying thief"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220957957 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:42:48")

">>220957896
jesus christ"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958042 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:44:04" && image=="1531362833951.png")

">>220957858
This happens
She fully deserves her roasting"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958045 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:44:05")

">>220957858
nope either go easy or fuck her whole day up"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958081 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:44:44")

">>220955496
She’s 15 years old, immature but not a child. MC and Penny are pretty immature as well so I’m not surprised they did what they did in retaliation."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958134 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:45:31")

">>220958042
WTF i HATE Merula now"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958174 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:46:05")

">>220958042
You’re leaving out the part where he tells her she’s the worst, I’d say go easy on her. Anything more and it’s just being petty"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958181 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:46:14" && image=="Screenshot_2018-07-11-18-20-27.png")

">>220958042
At least MC hits her with this after her smart ass response"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958191 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:46:22" && image=="PySdNGa.jpg")

">>220958042
>>220958045
JC!!! A bunch of hacks, I say!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958235 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:47:06")

">>220957896
>>220957938
>this is how MC really feels about Merula
Another headcanon in the trash"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958275 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:47:51")

">>220958235
>#NotMyMC"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958286 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:48:15")

">>220958235
This is how MC thinks Snape feels about Merula*"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958310 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:48:40")

">>220958235
He just trying to act like Snape, still throw your headcanon in the trash tho"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958331 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:49:04")

"I can't wait for the lewds that will be posted tomorrow, Merubros!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958358 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:49:26" && image=="1525840258809.jpg")

">>220958235
They've been saying it since second year, bruh
And even in friendship activities whenever anyone acts why Merula hates them so much, because she's jealous is always the correct answer"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958384 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:49:56")

">>220958331
Same"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958385 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:49:56")

">>220958235
Unistalling the game right now. Bye guys, it was fun while it lasted.
Wait, no, it wasn't fun at all, fuck this game."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958413 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:50:22")

">>220958331
You’re not my bro, motherfucker."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958419 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:50:30")

">>220958358
I still feel like picking this answer is gonna bite me in the ass later on"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958462 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:51:05")

">>220958385
Don't give up, think about the ball. You can uninstall after that"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958501 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:51:44" && image=="NoxPlayer_12_07_2018_07_59_5000.10.97100.25.637.webm")

"A cute!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958503 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:51:47")

">>220958419
>Choices matter in this game
Anon..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958527 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:52:08" && image=="Spoiler Image")

">>220958358
HOLY SHIT"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958552 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:52:30")

">>220958419
If any friendship is going to start, it'll be from Merula not acting like a salty bitch anymore, then anything MC does"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958553 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:52:30")

">>220958331
What lewds?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958619 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:53:47")

"Greek Islands Like Santorini or one or the lesser known ones";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958637 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:54:03")

">>220958553
Merula matepress lewds bro"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958657 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:54:27")

">>220958310
>>220958286
Merula is Snape’s pet student. If he was really trying to act like Snape he would have been professional , not personal. That roasting came from the heart."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958661 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:54:32" && image=="1523396383442.png")

">>220958552
MC got shot at by a centaur protecting her
Nothing will bring her around if that doesn't"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958667 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:54:33" && image=="Spoiler Image")

"Here is your daily dose of Meru lewds.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958680 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:54:47")

"Does the polyjuice potion always take a month to make?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958686 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:54:54")

"Is the dueling club out yet? And can you still get the clothes it it gives?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958690 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:54:55")

">>220958553
Do you even read the thread before posting ya daft cunt?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958692 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:54:57")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958702 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:55:09")

">>220958553
lewd of charlie/merula and lewd of merula/black mc if the second guy wasn't memeing"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958710 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:55:20")

">>220958667
Thank you"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958721 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:55:36")

">>220958667
NOW THIS I CAN FAP TO"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958749 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:55:59")

">>220958462
In which we can embarrass her then too"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958758 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:56:12")

">>220958667
what am i supposed to do with this"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958774 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:56:29")

">>220958667
Is that a magic pacifier that turns her into a baby? haha"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958781 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:56:33" && image=="1528453350701.jpg")

">>220958690
>>220958692
>>220958702
Oh, shitposters are still clinging to cuckshit as if it's isn't old news.
I hope they didn't spend money on it."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958801 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:56:53")

">>220958667
Well you aren't kidding that' actually pretty lewd"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958806 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:56:55")

">>220958637
Oh my god it's mating press you illiterate beaner fuck"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958821 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:57:14")

">>220958657
Sure, You think that way, I’ll go this way"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958824 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:57:15")

">>220958781
they did"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958845 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:57:37" && image=="1526092692367.jpg")

">>220958657
His pet is Penny though, if she were a Slytherin he'd already be pulling a Lupin on her"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958902 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:58:29")

">>220958667
kay. Takes all sorts I suppose"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958909 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:58:40" && image=="1529318324973.jpg")

">>220958824
>they did
How expensive was the shitpost their targeted demographic won't even register"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958962 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:59:20")

">>220958667
Heh, good one"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220958968 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:59:25")

">>220958667
Goddamn anon... but, I cannot tell a lie, that' kind of hot"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959064 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:00:52")

">>220958667
That's a training to the real sucking!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959118 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:01:45")

">>220958667
Jokes on you, that's my fetish!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959178 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:02:43")

">>220958667
>tfw Tulip transfigured you into a pacifier as a joke"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959185 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:02:50")

"Is there a fetish NOT held by someone in this general";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959254 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:04:04")

">>220959185
>"No!""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959262 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:04:09")

">>220956337
Why does everyone forget MC can be female, and all the "sexually charged" dialogue is the same?
Either you admit Penny! is bisexual, or you're just imagining it and nobody wins"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959327 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:05:12")

">>220959262
It's [Current Year]. If you make a story in which everybody isn't at least bicurious, you're a bigot and literally worse than Hitler."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959351 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:05:33")

">>220959262
it's 2018, everyone is bisexual
they aren't gonna lock you out of romance options if you're playing as a male or female"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959356 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:05:36")

">>220959262
I thought it was agreed that the npcs where MC sexual"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959398 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:06:21")

">>220959262
>either everybody wins or nobody wins
We're all in this gay ship together bros"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959403 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:06:24")

">>220959356
Not Tonks and Bill"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959459 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:07:14")

">>220959262
>Preppy popular teenage girl
>Believing even for a moment she isn't at the least bicurious"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959495 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:07:38")

">>220959403
Tonks is the cool friend and Bill is a little bitch
Charlie's the only Weasley with any sack"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959525 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:08:05")

">>220959398
I'd rather sink this ship than see a single Pennyfuck happy."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959541 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:08:18")

">>220959403
>Tonka and Bill the builder can’t be in a relationship when they were younger and unspoken for
That’s quitter talk, just pump an’ dump"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959580 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:08:54")

">>220959327
>>220959351
Not here in Qatar, they aren't. We jail our sodomites. When we don't kill them which we do pretty often. I love being Muslim."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959626 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:10:01")

">>220959262
Ben will win"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959645 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:10:09")

">>220959262
>every single "she wants to fuck us bros" post also makes lezbos stronger
no...!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959657 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:10:20")

">>220959580
who's your favorite girl funny man"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959660 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:10:22")

">>220900648
Thank you so much anon! I needed this today..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959706 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:11:04")

">>220959185
Nope"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959812 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:12:22")

">>220959580
>A M*slim pretends his religion isn't the biggest bunch of goat fucking, boy loving homosexual degenerates out there"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959892 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:13:33")

">>220959812
I can smell the burger in this post"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220959992 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:15:05")

">>220959580
You're literally bottom of the shitpile, Ahmed"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960073 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:16:19")

"QUICK POST BASED FLITWICK!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960128 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:17:06")

">>220959706
>>220959254
OK, better question. What fetishes has this general given you?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960168 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:17:40")

">>220959812
>>220959992
Why so rude friends?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960175 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:17:44")

">>220960128
None, I was already a sicko"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960215 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:18:22")

">>220959657
Merula, of course. I was tempted to say Penny, because she is blonde and blue eyed and that would have been a "taking your women joke", but I really don't like her that much.

>>220959812
Last I checked, it was Canada that legalized bestiality. You'll also get punished for misgendering people there. Over here, degenarates are beaten and we only jail Christians, not sane people. It's clear who is superior. You won't find any men waving around pink dildos here."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960227 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:18:32")

">>220960128
None. I was already a massive degenerate when I came here."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960285 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:19:34")

">>220960128
My fetishes are already pretty much fleshed out.
It did reinforce my despair that no boorus properly tag for pettanko"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960330 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:20:11")

">>220960128
girls with thick eyebrows, biting, and girl smelles"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960358 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:20:35")

">>220960128
The crazy, purple eyed, messy hair, clove smellin’, angrily sexually frustrated kind"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960382 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:20:59")

">>220960128
Smelly girls and hairy vaggos, goddamn [s4]s"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960446 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:22:01")

">>220960358
this x100000"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960451 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:22:04")

">>220960128
Eldritch girl fetish"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960470 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:22:15" && image=="shit.jpg")

">>220960128
I don't know if it counts as a fetish but this shitty general made me want to fuck Lockhart.
I'm straight as a ruler yet here I am wanting to do gay shit with a fraud."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960504 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:22:46")

">>220960215
based muslimbro"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960517 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:22:56" && image=="A78BF117-E352-495B-9CA2-344170182517.jpg")

">>220960073
I always bet on BASED flitwick, cus I like to win"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960606 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:24:11")

">>220960128
I have a thing for girls with heavy eyeshadow now."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960618 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:24:24" && image=="Spoiler Image")

">>220960517
I think after this update we know who the winner will be"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960673 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:25:20" && image=="1521605773197.jpg")

">>220960618
>Tulip can only win in a flashback episode in which she isn't even a character yet
WOAH indeed"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960697 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:25:47")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960757 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:26:52")

">>220960697
Oh, look. This meme again."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960762 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:26:57")

">>220937703
i LOVE ROWAN"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960768 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:27:01")

">>220960618
SHE WASN’T EVEN IN THIS ONE!! YOU CRAZY MONGOL SEXTOY"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960785 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:27:17")

">220960697
747 / 126 / 85 / 2"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960789 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:27:19")

">>220960673
The heck does that mean"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220960905 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:29:04")

">>220960330
>biting

??? Can you even get bit in the game?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220961002 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:30:46")

">>220960905
more from fics and greentexts than the game"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220961240 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:35:00")

">>220954843
Agreed, they can't stand it when they're not the center of attention, so we get cuntish behaviour like this..."
;


}
}