import 4.code.options;
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class Header{

public void title(){

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class Thread extends Board{
public void /tf2g/-TeamFortress2General(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General";
int postNumber = "220974991";
String image = "1455504657303.png";
String date = "07/12/18(Thu)12:30:50";
String comment = ">Official Sites

>Tips and Guides
Class Guides:

>Unofficial Sites
Preview Loadout:
Preview Skins:
HUDs: |
Scripting: |
Trading: | | | |

Game Traffic:
Personal Game Data:
Steam Status: |

>Competitive Resources
TF2 Competitive: |
UGC (Global):
OZFortress (AUS):
AsiaFortress (AS):
Chapelaria (SA):"

public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220975572 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:37:32")

"first for soldier and scout are the best classes to main";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220976673 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:50:10")

"second for the first post is a liar";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220977527 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:59:45")

"trying to balance for 6's was a mistake";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220977902 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:03:50")

"nth for scout mains are all autistic fatties";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220977904 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:03:52")

"new thread and we're already dead. I'm so sad about this.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220977974 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:04:42")

"im not";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220978056 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:05:47")

"post clips of sniper being a bullshit class that ruins the game please";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220978160 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:06:51")

"clips of sniper being a bullshit class that ruins the game please";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220978297 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:08:23" && image=="1510796715485.jpg")

">the state of this general";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220978305 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:08:32")

"sniper is a good fun and balanced class";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220978465 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:10:06")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220978720 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:12:50" && image=="pablo.png")

"Rate my loadout";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220978873 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:14:26")

"post fempyro for the love of god";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220979014 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:16:04")

"no, that would actually make god sad posting that shit";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220979031 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:16:21")

"fempyro for the love of The Lord";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220979046 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:16:32")

">is dominating you for some reason
because sniper is an easy class with almost no risk and little counterplay other than a sniper of your own"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220979506 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:21:33")

"I've been recognized in pubs as being from tf2g before and I did not like it. I had to change my name since I was being recognized from raffling hats here.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220979678 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:23:16")

just google it ya simp"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220979758 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:24:05")

"I just played a round of 2fort and a round of well. While we had a harsh defeat in the 2fort battle, the well one was easier during rotation. Using my direct hit I stole some intel myself and killed a scout and engie in proccess. If only I can aim straight";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220979784 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:24:25")

"no u?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220979842 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:25:02")

"i need fempyro to sit on my face.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220979942 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:26:09")

"i need you to kill yourself";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220980081 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:27:37" && image=="1529560513548.jpg")

">he thinks hitscan takes skill";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220980323 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:30:22")

"the only way i'll die is suffocation by fempyro ass.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220980524 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:32:38")

requires prediction/leading, but that only goes so far since projectiles can be dodged either on purpose or accident, meaning luck plays a large factor
doesn't require much aim as the hitboxes are extremely large
due to the nature of human reaction time, still requires some prediction to account for enemy movement
requires much greater aim since it doesn't have a huge hitbox, and you can only hit someone for as long as you can see them rather than spamming at a corner and lucky hits

hitscan objectively takes more skill than projectiles"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220980648 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:33:55")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220980896 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:36:47" && image=="Fempyro.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220981080 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:38:48")

"a fempyro for ants?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220981175 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:39:59" && image=="tf2reaction2.jpg")

">Fempyro waifufags";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220981481 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:43:09" && image=="1518666109289.png")

"why is there so little r63 shit of the other mercs, pyro gets fucking everything";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220981569 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:44:09")

">not realizing fempyro is the epitome of waifus";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220981974 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:49:04")

">he doesn't like fempyros
never knew tf2g was full of uncultured swines
then again this place is full of retarded discordniggers and comptards and their enablers so i shouldn't be surprised"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220982023 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:49:36")

">he likes fempyro
never knew tf2g was full of uncultured swines
then again this place is full of retarded discordniggers and comptards and their enablers so i shouldn't be surprised"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220982220 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:51:44")

I used to draw dicks on the loadout screenshots people posted here. You could start drawing rule 63 and post it here."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220982229 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:51:47")

"didnt we already get a new thread a few hours back wtf happened to that";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220982305 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:52:49")

"I think I'm starting to be a Medic main

>Inarguably the most powerful class in the game
>Automatically the leader of strategic calls
>Loved by his team
>Good in virtually any situation
>Saves lives constantly
>Has ubercharges
>Fun to play, usually
>Can alone turn a losing team into a winning team

My win rate has probably legitimately increased by at least 25% since I started playing more Medic"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220982580 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:55:48")

">he stole me post
so sick of you swines doing this
if you are gonna insult me atleast be original in your posts"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220982948 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:00:17")

"On an unrelated note why does everyone hate Fempyro?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220982983 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:00:41" && image=="scooters.png")

"Top, bottom, or side?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220983014 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:01:05")

"they're all ugly trash";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220983126 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:02:22")

In that case you better start worshiping arrayseven and guying yourself an australium medigun"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220983138 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:02:29")

"Well yeah they're TF2 loadouts, they all look like shit. Go ahead and post a scout you think isn't terrible. You can't without making a fool of yourself.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220983218 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:03:18" && image=="1514913592591.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220983604 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:08:01" && image=="peak scout.png")


Congratulations, yours somehow looks even worse than his, except maybe the Baker Boy which is just beyond terrible."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220983685 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:09:07")

"All of your scouts look too shiny.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220983772 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:10:11" && image=="1459188120803.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220983774 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:10:12")

"i can assure you my scout is better than le whacky 80s man xd and generic boston man";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220983838 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:11:02")

"drenching any scout loadout in lime paint makes it objectively better
you can fight me on this but you will lose"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220984051 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:13:18")

"I will not fight you on that because it is correct";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220984210 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:15:14")

"Ah, circlejerking I see.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220984338 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:16:22")

"whats up onionsddit
did a #based limelad take your health pack again while you were on a shitty offclass"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220984440 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:17:36" && image=="average comp scout.png")

">le whacky 80s man xd
Way to out yourself as reddit, newfriend.
>generic boston man
Well none of them are demomen so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Ah, I see you are a scout of culture as well."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220984626 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:19:51")

"that scout looks good";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220984642 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:20:01" && image=="1506967434625.png")

>>Automatically the leader of strategic calls
>>Can alone turn a losing team into a winning team
>this is what medic mains think"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220984670 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:20:18" && image=="1489562444798.jpg")

Anything with the flapjack or a shoe replacement in it is terrible and should be immediately trashed.
Seriously consider suicide."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220985480 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:29:55" && image=="vaccinator.png")

">useless in casual
>absolutely broken in comp
What did Valve mean by this"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220985650 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:31:46")

"it isn't useless in casual if there's a big dick topfrag playmaker on the team of enemy gamers and 11 retards
arguably you could handle two big dick topfrag playmakers on the enemy gamer team which is about average but not at once"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220985691 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:32:12")

"If I had to guess they were trying to upset the autistic 6s meta.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220985859 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:33:56")

trash opinion discarded"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220985983 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:35:28")

">unironically defending overused le whacky 80s man xd loadouts";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220986053 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:36:09" && image=="1510790672726.jpg")

">get ubered
>do a sick pwnage frags
how do I stop this from happening
dante must die mode: "don't get ubered" is not an option as my shiny weapons and hats are super glued to me and cannot be removed as to not attract ubers"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220986235 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:38:11")

"reminder that obscuring vision would be a shitty mechanic for both gameplay and execution
one of many ideas that sound decent on paper but shit in actual use"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220986359 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:39:43")

">mfw people think medic, heavy, engi, sniper or pyro doms mean anything";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220986516 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:41:42")

"do you mean doms on those classes or doms as those classes
the latter would make sense as those classes are much more prone to getting assists either on purpose or by accident"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220986569 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:42:15")

"your screen should be covered by your helmet if you play soldier";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220986681 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:43:32")

"You should have to be an engineer with a college degree in order to build a sentry gun.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220986718 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:43:55")

"demomen should have half of their screen covered and 300% motion blur on the half that isn't";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220986993 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:46:55")

"soldier should only be capable of seeing the floor while demo should have 45 fov that doesnt point straight and is blurred";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220987090 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:47:59")

"pyros should only be able to see in pyrovision";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220987112 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:48:15")

"Every sniper who's ever killed someone should be charged with murder in a real court.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220987263 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:49:58")

"Do you listen to music when you play TF2? If so, what music?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220987276 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:50:12")

"Pyro should have to randomly stay in spawn to breastfeed her kids.
Soldier should have to pay her child support in MvM."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220987295 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:50:22")

"fempyro should sit on my face";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220987356 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:51:06")

"images of penises should flash on your screen when you play medic";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220987464 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:52:19")

">tfw people recognize you by your strange weapon";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220987562 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:53:07")

"kys dotsy";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220987626 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:53:37")

"If i get 5 (You)'s i will post a picture of my penis";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220987727 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:54:32")

"Why are all the posts in this thread like this? Who are you replying to? Is there some meta-communication going on here?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220987732 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:54:38")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220987870 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:56:06")

"its the meta just like everything has to have now";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220987921 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:56:37")

"keep lurkan and you'll figure it out soon enough famiglia";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220988124 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:58:42")

"Every time someone picks soldier they should secretly get disconnected and all opponents replaced with bots so they can have their ego stroke while actually skilled players can enjoy the game without those braindead babies";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220988271 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:59:59")

">it's another le epic beatnik scout loadout";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220988285 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:00:11")

I play shit on loop for the classes I play most to keep me in the zone.
Yes I am autistic. No I don't get backstabbed because I use open headphones for my PC and surround sound for my music."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220988328 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:00:37")

"every time someone picks pyro or scout their game should automatically uninstall from their computer";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220988419 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:01:29")

"I believe every class in this game takes a large amount skill to fight other skilled players. Even heavy requires a good amount of awareness and smart positioning to be effective";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220988660 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:03:51")

"It's actually just a small group of 5, maybe 6 people who do it during these hours. After they're asleep, people go back to replying to eachother and having discussions over the course of many hours rather than treating this like a chat room. I'm fairly sure behavior was brought over by discord, but we're all anonymous so you can never be sure.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220988739 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:04:47")

I listen to anime mashups on soundcloud. Or Mili albums. They keep me in the zone pretty well too, without being annoyingly repetitive. I've found a good mix between game volume and music, so I still pick up on sound cues."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220988821 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:05:36" && image=="cool.jpg")

You also name all of your weapons after your shitty music. I've seen you in casual. You suck.
Except for medic. You're a good bitch medic."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220989048 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:08:00" && image=="1304938223524.jpg")

I'm not comfortable sharing this game with you people."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220989273 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:10:14")

It's okay anon. I like your taste in music, even if you only listen to the same 6 songs for 2000+ hours"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220989471 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:12:28")

"Is the direct hit a crutch or does the damage bonus provide meaningful utility?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220989641 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:14:06")

>Put your bitch down
>The pick them back up with a negging compliment
Is this how you keep healsluts in line senpai?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220989770 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:15:24")

good against sentries and deletes light classes at close range
don't use it for too long or you'll never be able to go back to stock"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220989921 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:16:57")

god i wish someone would do this to me"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220989978 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:17:29" && image=="Expanding-Brain.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220990394 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:21:39")

"didn't ask, don't care";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220990476 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:22:29")

"I only really use the direct hit on Harvest. Because fuck minisentries on Harvest and fuck you if you use them.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220990543 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:23:16")

">playing aimbotvest";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220991723 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:36:09")

">tfw the /v/ newfags invade tf2g like immigrants to europe and act like the natives are the problem as they question and deny our culture while trying to substitute their own shitty ways";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220991761 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:36:36")

"Harvest has is super fun to jump around on though. It features tons of ramps to slide on and pogo around. It's also a good map for scouts and snipers.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220991854 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:37:42")

"me hate person who play class bad thing should happen to person who play class me hate";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220992065 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:39:48")

"me take casual game super seriously get super upset when fragged by classes catering to casual gamer but me have too much emotional attachment and investment to play more sophisticated hardcore game";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220992203 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:41:21")

"me am strawman have no smartness";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220992734 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:47:25")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220992779 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:47:59")

"So do people with 10:1 kill ratios constantly retreat after they get kills? How are they surviving when after I get a 2 kills in a row someone always blasts me. I take it they must have superior movement skills or great map awareness.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220992912 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:49:22")

"Not sure if this is the place to do this or if anyone is willing but /r/ing scout putting a miniature model of scout and Pauline having a date up on top of a shelf while scout is saying "wait'll spy sees this"";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220993721 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:58:27")

They don't go in constantly, they wait for an opportunity to pick off targets, let idiots like you rush in to kill themselves, or go in with a viable plan to kill everyone there. Also known as basic game sense."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220994037 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:01:41")

they get 10 kills and then hide in spawn for the rest of the match"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220995028 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:11:57")

"healthpacks respawn
it's usually a wise decision to memorize where spawn points of healthpacks are and to go back to them instead of fighting someone at 20% hp or less

this isnt just game sense, this is common sense"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220995152 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:13:12")

"It's usually a good idea to retreat and get health if you're below 100.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220996297 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:25:00")

">tfw can't think of rocket jumps without thinking about rasha";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220996919 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:31:19")

">tfw hired an advanced calculus tutor to help me understand how to do a horizontal rocket jump";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220997412 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:36:25")

">Haven't played in a year
>Try to play casual, rage quit after a while
>Too scared to play comp due to no skill

Is there still hope for me?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220997438 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:36:41")

">tfw got nanomachines injected into my brain to help me comprehend the mechanical logistics behind the performance of a pogo";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220997486 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:37:25" && image=="le cuck.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220997552 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:38:13")

"what's a rasha";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220997840 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:41:32")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220997893 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:42:04")

"hey kid wanna buy some rocket jumps";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220997912 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:42:20")

"So i've been making a cosmetic set for scout, but im having trouble making the torso part. Anybody got any tips?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220999119 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:55:54" && image=="rasha.png")

"hey kid wanna rocket jump these bones?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220999273 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:57:26")

"Rocket jumping is F U N and should NOT be demonized like this!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220999454 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)16:59:15")

">head of fursona of soldier main who can't rocket jump is shaped vaguely like a rocket

like pottery"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220999589 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:00:47")

"I bet her blowjobs give you explosive orgasms";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220999825 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:03:13")

"what the fuck is that thing";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==220999994 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:04:56")

4/10, needs the Cozy Camper"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221000291 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:07:42")

>haven't played in three years
>go to a 24/7 2fort server to derust
>do each class 1 hour
>now back at peak performance"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221000585 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:10:25")

"post full";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221000662 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:11:16")

"i'd bequest rasha's axetinguisher wound in a heartbeat";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221000995 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:14:39")

">hop into king of the hill
>hear "we need more fugging sissies here"
>"pop me sissy!"
>a kid about 10 or 12 reply
>"im popping! but I can't do it alone!">
>the other guy reply
>"You're my bitch sissy, ain't no one sharing you."

couldn't help but laugh. this is what makes casual great."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221002868 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:34:49")

"why can't we just remove engineer";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221003441 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:41:12")

>able to warm up on bad players
what's wrong with you boi"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221003501 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:41:56" && image=="1500683603378.png")

Get practicing and maybe you'll earn it slut"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221003720 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:44:09")

i'm already a master healslut though"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221004136 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:48:46" && image=="preview.jpg")

"beam bortress";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221004165 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:49:08")

"prove it
post your loadout"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221004794 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:55:30")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221005885 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:07:26")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221006351 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:11:56")

I wish I could engage in this sort of behavior in a private discord or something. There are so many children playing TF2, I'd rather people verbally abuse me and tease me while I healslut in the privacy of our own chat."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221006449 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:12:52")


that's why the E key exists, Echo location."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221006752 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:15:51")

>not wanting to make a bunch of shotas feel funny in their pants
>not wanting to be publicly humiliated and teased"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221006916 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:17:26")

>Not going the full length and just joining a lan party"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221007035 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:18:48")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221007051 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:18:57")

I would rather keep my sex life far, far away from anyone under 18.

I'd rather be verbally humiliated than physically anyways, so it doesn't change the dynamic much!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221007103 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:19:25")

>not camwhoring for the world to see"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221007325 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:21:54")

Most people don't like fat chicks, anon. The possibilities really aren't in my favor."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221007491 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:23:38")

">not wanting to get pozzed in the neghole";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221007920 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:28:17")

the thread really went downhill with new people arriving during the pyro update
discord gave it the final blow"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221008039 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:29:29")

">not wanting to get humiliated and berated by your medic
Fucking plebs."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221008291 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:32:15")

"I cant run this shit on the lowest settings for more than half an hour without running out of active memory. I have 2.8GB of active RAM to allocate and nothing running in the background. What's the deal?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221008928 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:39:09")

superior taste"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221008976 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:39:35")

Recommended minimum is 4 GB so probably that."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221009089 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:40:44")

chubby lovers exist."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221009680 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:46:17")

>ACTIVE memory"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221009787 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:47:21")

">like man vs machine
>every single time i join a game multiple people instantly leave the moment they join or they dont pick a fucking class or they dont fucking ready up or all three

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221009801 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:47:25")

do i look like a nerd"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221009953 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:49:05")

fake there are no females on the internet"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221010721 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:57:11")

"You know what the real disappointment of Jungle Inferno was?

No new Pyro voice lines. It was probably the last opportunity for them."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221010817 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)18:58:06")

no, the real disappointment is not being able to do it at all without giving valve money

i will never buy tickets to anything, fucking jews."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221011078 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:00:59")

"didnt they make the ji contracts available for free

also you dont see anyone bring up the absence of new voice lines, unless you count the short"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221011179 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:02:03")

not that i nkow about. it just asks me for a gay ticket."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221011743 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:08:16")

Tell me how the tomislav isn't op, I dare you"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221011838 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:09:20")

"it does less damage";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221012380 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:15:26")

Most women say they're fat but are really pretty average. Unless you're like 200+ lbs I suppose. Even then most of us would still probably be into it, considering there's almost no women who put retarded amounts of time into a dead 10 year old videogame."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221012909 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:21:31")

>white knighting"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221013514 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:27:56" && image=="Untitled.png")

"I want a (para-)military themed scout without going full edgelord or Vietnam. How's this?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221013765 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:30:29")

Damn that jacket is too good."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221015505 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:49:06")

that's why it's worth damn near 2 keys
Imagine several years ago telling someone you were going to buy a single cosmetic with 72 keys but it's not unusual"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221015752 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:51:51")

that's why it's worth damn near 2 keys
Imagine several years ago telling someone you were going to buy a single cosmetic with 72 ref but it's not unusual"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221015852 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:53:07")

"ok we get it";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221016087 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:55:41")

that's why it's worth damn near 2 keys
Imagine several years ago telling someone you were going to buy a single cosmetic with 72 keys but it's not unusual"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221016821 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:02:39")

">tfw you go heavy and stomp a vastly superior team
Eat shit Gopnik. I know you post here."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221016941 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:03:59")

>tfw you go spy and no one on the enemy team knows how to turn around"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221016997 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:04:38")

"i am Gopnik. but you are the shit";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221017271 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:07:37")

that's why it's worth damn near 2 keys
Imagine several years ago telling someone you were going to buy a single cosmetic with 72 keys but it's not unusual"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221017463 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:09:56")

"legit pyro shouldnt exist
its not an fps class and it doesnt have an abstract mechanic like provide defense(engineer) or heal(medic)
its just a damage class that is made easy, and because its so easy its also gimped as fuck
AND because its gimped as fuck it also has a bunch of retarded unlocks with retarded stats
seriously as a developer you should know better than to keep adding retarded shit instead of removing the source problem"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221018636 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:23:25")

It's an utility class
Utility being making soldier and spy players butthurt (they deserve it btw)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221019121 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:29:04")

>can just rocket jump or shotgun the idiot
>had like 5 unlocks to deal with pyro
i dont know my dude......."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221020451 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:42:38")

"Good Classes
>Scout, Demoman, Sniper
Lower Skill Versions of Good Classes
>Soldier, Pyro, Spy
Conceptually Flawed Classes
>Heavy, Engineer, Medic"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221020540 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:43:40")

they had to be inclusive of uneducated high ping latin americans"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221020560 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:43:49")

>Can just rocket ju

Now let me stop you there my friend"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221020697 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:45:12")

"Good classes
Low skill classes
>All of them"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221020709 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:45:21")

"that's why they have the shotgun, anon, it is literally a crutch put in place to help the crippled soldiers that cannot rocket jump defend themselves";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221020868 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:47:04")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221021337 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:52:41")

"I heard that Rasha used to be a rocket jumping expert before they took a bullet to the knee, a truly legendary explosive vaulter, who was actually originally named Sasha in the beginning";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221021458 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:54:13")

">heavy named his minigun after the soldier
>russia submits to american superiority afterall and even gives tribute

deepest lore"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221021652 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:56:28")

Which one is named after soldier?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221021730 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:57:22")

the stock minigun is named sasha"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221021828 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:58:30")

And where is soldier given the name sasha?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221021858 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:58:54")

">Soviet Rasha sounds almost the exact same as Soviet Russia

Maybe we have it the other way around."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221022024 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:01:11")

"Grenade Launcher: one of the only weapons that literally rewards you for missing by placing a high-splash mine near where you missed
Iron Bomber: one of the only weapons that literally rewards you for missing by placing a high-splash mine exactly where you missed
Loose Cannon: one of the only weapons that literally rewards you for missing by placing a high-splash mine near where you missed
Loch n' Load: Demoman's only ranged weapon that doesn't reward you for missing

Guess which one retards will call a "crutch"."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221022238 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:03:34")

How do any of them reward for missing"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221022272 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:03:55")

"the loose cannon's splash mine doesn't exactly last long or even get the chance to be a mine if you're actually skilled enough to use it correctly
it's also the most fun of those four due to its unique gimmick while also being able to inhibit ubers better than a pyro can"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221022390 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:05:28")

"that would actually explain exactly why rasha can't rocket jump, how do you expect a commie pinko to be able to use american ordinance? it's a surprise the rocket launcher itself isn't blowing up on contact";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221022452 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:06:12")

"it's ordnance not ordinance you faggot";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221022708 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:08:58")

"give them a break they're american";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221022742 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:09:21")

did they really
1. south americans are poor as fuck and dont bring any income
2. south americans have a retarded culture and are known to ruin communities
3. they have awful connections and why would you invest resources into a class that is tailored specifically for third worlders"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221022754 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:09:31")

"Both are wrong, you double faggot. Ordnance is mounted artillery.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221022835 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:10:29")

"The rocket launcher is judge, jury, and executioner though. Presumably it can hold other legislative functions.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221022836 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:10:30")

"you should be surprised and glad he even had an idea of what ordnance was";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221023096 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:13:39")

"i think the soldier himself wouldn't know what exactly ordnance is either";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221023208 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:15:01" && image=="1523897755557.png")

"beam bortress";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221023223 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:15:12" && image=="Judge_Dredd.jpg")

Judge Dredd helmet for Soldier when? he already has the eagle pauldron."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221023281 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:16:04")

shut the fuck up you're have a retarded culture"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221023318 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:16:29")

"o boy";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221023556 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:18:59")

they inflate player numbers massively, which means people who do have money to spend are more likely to play it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221023629 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:19:49")

>aim for body with Huntsman
>nothing happens
>"Lucksman is suck a shit weapon for spammers"

>aim for body with Grenade Launcher
>Grenade still has a chance of hitting target, at the very least acts as area denial
>"Wow demos are so pro I wish I was a pro demo like b3nny""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221023761 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:21:20" && image=="1512724892862.jpg")

">playing TF2 in 2018";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221023895 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:22:43")

"i remember when b5nny was considered the best demo in tf2
those were the days
now its just a bunch of nobodies play a decade old game
honestly valve should get with the times and re release this pieceashit"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221023956 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:23:17" && image=="54676876435.jpg")

">rabscuttle joins 2fort game
>faggot cloak and dagger spy
>literally hiding for hours
>turn my back for one attosecond and get hit with pic related
>right before being kicked i see "pinkie pie is best pony" in the chat
this game fucking sucks"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221023984 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:23:37")

"demo's rollers are inferior to rocket splash damage in every way";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221024008 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:23:51")

">rerelease the game
>half of their playerbase stops playing because they can't run the game anymore"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221024125 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:25:04")

"More like
>rerelease the game
>half the playerbase stops playing because some weird source 1 engine bug like ramp slides doesn't work 100% exactly the same and people with 10,000 hours of practice refuse to learn the new methods"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221024156 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:25:19" && image=="7898098756.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221024163 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:25:29")

Why not just use stickies if someone is stupid enough to walk on pipe lying on the ground"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221024191 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:25:50")

except in terms of damage falloff, potential for ricochet, and splash, (in which they are identical)."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221024328 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:27:17")

"Because that would involve making the conscious decision to select stickybombs as the area denial tool of choice. With rollers you can just get lucky.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221025359 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:38:28")

>those were the days

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221025428 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:39:16")

i legit dont understand the sudden uprise of this meme
is this the work of pol/int/v again?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221025558 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:40:45")

Idiot children making up the majority of 4chan.
So yes."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221026207 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:48:11" && image=="1528752128106.jpg")

So is it edgy, tryhard, shit, or tolerable?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221026406 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:50:16")

Its unique and dosent look like shit"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221026658 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:53:05")

Copping then. I don't know why I needed 4chan's approval first but it seems I did. Thanks."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221026880 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:55:40" && image=="1460757530246.png")

">mfw my team is ready to give up

we never lose, do u understand me"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221026989 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:56:53" && image=="1508729826113.jpg")

>healing and defending are "abstract" mechanics
>projectile reflection, medic-chained-damage, crits on waterborne enemies are not"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221027084 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:57:50")

"this wojackposting is getting out of hand";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221027638 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:03:30")

"has a wojak post ever not been terrible";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221029069 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:17:52")

i really like the nohats poster myself"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221029157 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:18:39")

good poster
f*ck hats"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221029836 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:26:12")

sorry sir no swearing
we say heck or FRICK"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221030498 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:33:54")

"next youll say asian mosaics are porn despite being censored";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221031404 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:43:32")

i remember that too. back then they called him pipe jesus"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221032176 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:52:40")

">Hit 2 direct pipes while ubered
>Pubs think I'm god until I reload to a full clip and miss 3 of them when I start firing again

Why is this always so awe inspiring to people like it's something to be so proud of? I'm shit at demo, my hand-eye coordination is poor, I play demo since I like this game and his playstyle allows me to still be effective to my team while being an active part of every match, moreso than an engi or sniper, or even medic."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221032265 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:53:37")

">tfw you're so tired of hearing people whine about tf2 even if they share your exact feelings about the game
i just want to die"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221032824 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:59:48" && image=="1500149520721.jpg")

">score a few collaterals off of dumb scouts on the cart
>two retards start sucking my dick in team chat
>can easily see I'm missing every third shot thanks to the tracers"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221032895 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:00:44")

">get lucky
>nobody compliments my skill

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221032965 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:01:33" && image=="the solution.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221033654 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:08:38")

shitters aren't aware enough to tell the difference between skill and luck
that's why they defend random crits"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221033921 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:11:42")

do you die to random crits? and do you do good? well there you go. one of the only reasons i die is to crits, this is great design because it means even players who havent spent 10000 hours in the game can fight back to some extent. while that player who is even better can fight random crits as well with superior positioning. random crits are the only thing that keeps b4nny for example from being even more aggressive, it is a very successful mechanic that lets everyone have fun. play nocrit servers if you care that much"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221034456 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:17:27" && image=="1523919609769.png")

">one of the only reasons i die is a roll of the dice
>this is great design"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221034632 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:19:16")

"yeah that rocket could kill you or it could not, depending on how much damage it rolls anyway without crits";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221034686 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:19:49")

"Go play CoD if you care so much about 1337 skillz.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221034781 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:20:53")

">damage has a random component other than random crits
ok, so you don't understand this game at all, why didn't you lead with that?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221034950 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:22:38")

">that lets everyone have fun
>participating trophies
>everyone gets a turn!!!
fuck off you tumblrite casual faggot"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221035348 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:26:41")

">Why isn't this team game all about me?

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221035404 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:27:23")

">why do i have to get good to kill people who are better than me?

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221035419 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:27:35")

"yes! we want an equivalent to quakedad to kill our game, only the most experienced players should have fun in this party game! fuck off back to smash general";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221035678 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:30:36" && image=="Laugh_at_you.jpg")

>why do i have to get good to kill people who are better than me?
Nobody is saying this because they don't have to. Stay mad comptard."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221035716 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:31:02")

">waaahhh feed me free kills so i can feel good about myself without applying any effort
fuck off to whatever normalfag shithole you crawled out of"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221035775 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:31:51")

"comptards once again showing their idiocy.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221035896 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:33:20")

but crits are in this game, you are the tourist"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221035915 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:33:29" && image=="mixing memephors.png")

"Who else tries to triple up on references here?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221036032 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:34:55")

"i'm glad you brought up smash because they actually also hate random no-skill nonsense like tripping.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221036252 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:37:38")

irrelevant compfags*"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221036353 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:38:52")

">irrelevant compfag calling out irrelevant compfags
Sugoi desu."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221036403 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:39:22")

">me unga
>you bunga
nice thread"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221036450 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:39:59")

">implying unga is the good one and bunga is the bad one
Get a load of this bottomfragger."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221036539 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:40:54")

">he think bunga is the good one
holy lel"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221036870 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:44:43")

"What if Spy could disguise as a sentry or a dispenser? imagine disguising as your own team's sentry";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221036916 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:45:08" && image=="2828819881 (2).gif.jpg")

">tfw so right discord fags try to coordinate a derail";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221036972 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:45:44")

"Prophunt disguise kit for Spy when";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221037027 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:46:15")

>Good Classes
>>Scout, Demoman, Sniper
anyone that unironically believes this needs to quit"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221037121 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:47:21")

what would the downside be?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221037304 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:49:26")

>prophunt disguise kit"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221037715 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)23:53:38" && image=="1530577937026m.jpg")

"Is there a way to become the civilian these days?
I miss the times when we would rush dustbowl as tpose scouts"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221038682 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:04:57")

It replaces the watch."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221039097 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:09:31")

Yeh. Minigun, Piss, and Semen all have exploits."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221040534 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:27:24")

"bring back cliff taunts";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221042669 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)00:55:12")

"Dude eggs";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221043154 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:01:56")

">it's 2018 and there is only one special delivery map";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221043651 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:08:29")

yeah any weapon you can hold after using up all of its ammo"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221045250 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:29:26" && image=="29572276_1606861726034893_3506466695343145384_n.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221046897 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:52:01")

"make another special delivery map for halloween but the rocket is a nuke and you have to play for which political party gets to nuke a third world sand-based nation for oil instead of send poopy joe into space";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221047173 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:56:12" && image=="1518568996461.png")

"The Heavy update will include a 50-man battle royale mode to compete with an already bygone trend in classic Valve fashion.

You may screencap this post and claim it as your own if you like, just edit out this sentence in mspaint."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221047403 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:59:44")

">the never forget hat was never implemented";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221049272 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:27:34")

>source would be able to ha dle 50 players, or a map large enough for 50 players
I'm not going to waste the space."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221051792 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:05:36")

>The Heavy update will include a 50-man battle royale mode to compete with an already bygone trend in classic Valve fashion.
I'd rather just have Arena Mode back desu."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221052354 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:14:28")

"my butt itches";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221053471 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:32:07" && image=="Feb 15, 2012 (Wed) 7.56 PM.png")

"Tf2g is 6 years old. The first tf2g was titled "Tf2 General" and was created February 15th 2012, around the same time that the board /vg/ was first created. Back then, it's post number was >>110
This is an archive of the very first tf2g:"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221054048 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:41:40")

where did we go so wrong"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221054735 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:53:16")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221054925 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:56:02")

32 player battle royale with everyone playing sniper or spy to oneshot everyone*"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221055008 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:57:34")

"yeah wow the board is so cozy";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221055026 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:57:54" && image=="all me.png")

am i an epic oldfag yet"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221055472 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:05:31")

">pyro activates phlog taunt
>Pocket medic activates kritz
>plant four stickies at the pyro's feet
>send him to heaven

phlog pyros are the best"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221055489 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:05:49")

"did anyone ever fuck 779's fucking ass";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221055552 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:06:53")

I don't know why but that just made me chuckle."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221056042 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:15:12" && image=="1511864718384.png")

"Is demoman white?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221056330 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:19:30" && image=="1514867095130.png")

>Use Phlog
>Farm Mmmhhh with Scorch Shot
>Medic (friend of mine) Deploys Uber on me
>Entire enemy team freaks out as an ubered phlog crit pyro is about to smash their shit to death"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221056694 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:25:13")

yes he is scout's father so he must be white"

if(notebook !qVU7EQTG3U && title=="" && postNumber==221057212 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:34:54")

"so what've you fags been doing while waiting for the non-existant update";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221057345 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:37:14")

*stickies propel you into the skybox and dettach you from your medic gf*
*machina f2p sniper bodyshots you*
heh... nothin' personnel, kid......................................................................................................"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221058595 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)04:59:23")

"*propels my stickies into your medic gf*";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221059498 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:14:48")

"*nothing happens because he uses the default medigun*
KEK. Better luck next respawn losers."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221059623 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:16:35")

">forcing her to use
>nothing happens"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221059750 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:18:44")

>after I have full meter and taunt around a corner
nigga the only thing forceing right atm is blufags being forced to make a run for it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221060146 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:25:37")

">full meter
what meter? your sticky launcher?
and why are you taunting"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221060473 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:31:44")

"You know what i mean you dumb nerd";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221060592 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:33:39")

"no idea honestly";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221060608 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:34:09")

"yeah you do";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221062856 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)06:13:06")

"Why are community servers so shit these days.
Its always VSH shit, Trading servers or Skial servers."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221063075 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)06:16:27")

quickplay killed community servers long ago even Skial's shitty servers are just about gone"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221063731 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)06:28:18" && image=="civilizationandsuccess.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221063759 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)06:28:42")

"G - - E
D - - - - - N
G - - - K"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221063852 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)06:30:29")

t.nohats poster

wojacking = trash"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221064157 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)06:35:57" && image=="1509619266901.jpg")

"wtf I now understand that random bursts of skill are a beneficial addition to the game and that if I wish to not die I should just move my merc out of the damage";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221064745 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)06:45:06")

tf2g is archaic"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221065000 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)06:49:13")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221065454 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)06:56:39")

Hold up, that tweet is from Nov 1st 2017. I don't want to read about old stuff."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221065954 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)07:04:53")

Kek. Based TF2 Team keeping TF2Gtards and shitters in their place."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221066462 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)07:14:47")

Responding to this post is archaic"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221067634 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)07:38:15")

"why do even experienced players stack spy
at least a firing squad of three or four snipers can be useful but the spies just trip over eachother and get swept by a single pyro"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221068009 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)07:45:09")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221068078 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)07:46:31")

The power of the backstab is seductive. Many wish to wield it regardless of team composition."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221068093 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)07:46:45")

"I mean I would prefer that they play a real class that moves the objective but if they all stand and stare down the same sightline like from behind the second to last point on Frontier and just click on anything that peeks they'll at least get some frags and hold down an area for a little while";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221068323 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)07:51:06")

I guess if someone's not playing to win they're just playing for fun. That is an option."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221068390 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)07:52:35" && image=="maxresdefault.jpg")

most spy mains are only good at that class
or at least they think they are good at spy because it's easier to get points as spy than it is as any other class"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221068448 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)07:53:45" && image=="file.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221068512 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)07:55:10")

Experienced players know Spy is useless as basically any class can do his job better.
Most people who play spy are either new to the game or faggots with superiority complexes as they think they can outsmart everyone. It gets even worst when you realize Sniper and Spy have greatly bloated points.
>Sniper gets two points for a headshot
>Spy gets two points for backstabbing someone
Not even useful classes like Medic get this for deploying Uber."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221068570 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)07:56:16")

And yet no one caps on hightower."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221068750 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)07:59:31")

because the moment you try, either
a) you get votekicked
b) retards swarm on you and kill you"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221068963 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)08:02:51")

Thus making Hightower a de facto deathmatch map because people don't want to play to win but to have fun."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221069229 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)08:07:48" && image=="ironic.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221069237 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)08:07:51")

"I'll be honest, I just wanted to use "de facto" in a sentence.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221069352 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)08:09:53" && image=="nice.webm")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221069465 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)08:11:50")

not an argument"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221069473 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)08:12:10")

owned pussy"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221069491 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)08:12:35")

>not an argument
not an argument"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221069826 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)08:18:24")

"Life would be better if everyone played by the rules. Tf2 would certainly be more fun that way.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221070018 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)08:21:31")

"first part may be right
second part is definitely not right"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221070480 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)08:29:01")

"Tf2 is less fun when there are friendlies on your team being useless. If they played by the rules they'd be out there fighting or defending. Get what I'm saying?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221070851 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)08:34:48")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221071028 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)08:37:24")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221072807 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)09:04:04")

that's what you get for not stickyspamming"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221073113 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)09:09:09")

">playing big fat Russian man
>phlog Pyro runs out at me
>gets mowed down the second his uber ends
What was he thinking?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221075290 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)09:43:22")

Snipers get 1.5 points per headshot. Only spies get double points for doing their job correctly."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221075383 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)09:44:49" && image=="kirby and a strange looking man.jpg")

MFW my Medic boyfriend ubers me and we roflstomp the entire team"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221075564 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)09:47:34" && image=="c73.jpg")

">fov_desired 30
>go around sniping as amby spy
>mfw actually works"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221078003 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)10:24:09" && image=="1518379592820.jpg")

>tfw you don't want to be gay because of all the STDs and feces but girls suck at games"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221078468 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)10:31:16" && image=="1CWUwgt.jpg")

A team is an organization. Organizations cease to function if their members don't abide by their rules. When an organization ceases to function their goals remain unmet, and the members suffer. However friendlies do not suffer when their team loses, because they are not genuine members of our organization. They are the fifth column, traitors, and should be exterminated by any means available. The best methods are allowing enemy score whores and those on contracts to butcher them, assuming they don't use rage weapons, or vote kicking them assuming your team isn't a pile of sissy babies too weak to do what is necessary for the good of the country."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221078534 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)10:32:23" && image=="20180713145524_1.jpg")

"Team fortress 2 ; sniper";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221078669 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)10:34:17")

Want to be my medic bf? If you've ever jerked off then you're already gay because you've let a man touch your penis."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221079493 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)10:46:11")

"random bequests are fair and balanced";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221080257 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)10:56:26" && image=="Spoiler Image")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221081304 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)11:10:36")

I've sucked on a dildo and it was alright. Guys are gross though. You'd have to sound like a girl when you verbally abuse me."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221082102 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)11:20:24" && image=="1482963799708.jpg")

"Do you guys name and desc your cosmetics? How about action items? Taunts?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221084516 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)11:49:59")

"queer culler would probably be a ban";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221085890 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)12:06:50")

">naming taunts
>shit people literally cannot see unless they look in your inventory

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221086649 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)12:15:04" && image=="sobbing.jpg")

">its another sniper with razorback near a sentry episode
>suck at sniper and cant countersnipe
>rapes your entire team"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221087080 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)12:19:55")

"of course the sniper is going to rape your entire team if he's playing target practice with what are basically lemmings marching single file to their death
1 medic overhealing people even just a little bit solves the quickscope issue and forces each shot to take a little bit longer if he wants it to be a kill, now combine that with people actually going to the same place as a group

the sniper is working with a teammate to deal with a situation so i don't see why you can't"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221087482 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)12:24:12")

how is razorback even a factor in this
don't tell me you unironically play spy"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221087893 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)12:28:49")

Its not a competitive match so why not play him to counter"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221087963 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)12:29:26")

"battalion's backup and direct hit solves that issue";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221088639 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)12:38:07" && image=="1524381910554.jpg")

most classes are pretty good against sniper especially when you have 10+ teammates he also has to focus on and it's pretty easy to get behind in pub games anyway especially if you can blastjump or something like that
when closing the distance to snipers all you really have to do is jump around and wiggle in the air, he'd have to be insanely good and/or lucky to hit your head especially when you pepper him with hitscan or when he has to evade your projectiles
just don't peek the doorway he's looking at for too long and you should be good

or spam him with the scorch shot if you want to be an ass to him"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221089008 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)12:42:26")

">you can kill the sniper when you throw your entire team at him therefore he's balanced
the absolute state of sniper mains"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221089471 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)12:47:36")

every time i see this pic I kinda want a map that's like 2fort invasion or those halloween maps but the explosives heal people"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221090454 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)12:59:41")

I want random effect explosions.
>pop pumpkin to heal yourself
>you catch on fire instead
>pop pumpkin to blownup enemy
>he gets 3 seconds of minicrits
Because random crits just aren't skillful enough."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221090849 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:04:11")

>letting jewtubers influence your opinions by deliberately disagreeing with them

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221092712 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:26:11")

">you either run at the sniper one by one or your whole team goes at the exact same time

wow it's like tf2g shitters force themselves to be retarded

no wonder why you struggle to kill a low hp offclass, people try to give advice and you just bitch because you get off on being miserable and likely playing shit maps like badwater that give sniper godly sightlines"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221092825 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:27:34")

dumb comptard"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221093118 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:31:06" && image=="1515004451167.png")

"Badwater doesn't even have good sightlines you knob. I'm glad the demospam spawn bug has killed the true sniper map, Upward.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221093161 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:31:35")

"if you need more than a single player to kill another then their class is unbalanced";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221093280 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:32:44")

"badwater actually has pretty good sightlines";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221093356 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:33:31")

"Just get good at countersniping then.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221093365 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:33:38")



if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221093483 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:35:10")

"Only the shittiest and saltiest players bitch about sniper.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221093759 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:38:08")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221093850 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:39:10" && image=="file (1).png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221093898 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:39:40")

"12 snipers vs a team of 2 medics, 5 soldiers, 2 scouts";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221093974 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:40:35")

painfully unfunny"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221094062 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:41:31")

"your nonstop crying about sniper is painfully unfunny";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221094159 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:42:26" && image=="1510940916882.png")

"snipers win";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221094217 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:43:03")

"6 snipers and 6 pyros is the strongest team you could ever put together in tf2. Prove me wrong.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221094368 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:44:41")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221094456 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:45:46" && image=="1504735534059.png")

"you mean 6 engineers, 3 pyros, 2 heavies and 1 medic";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221094502 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:46:12")

"theres just nothing you can do
nothing at all
in every single possible theorycrafting scenario there is no way for any of the 8 other classes to kill the sniper before he kills them no matter what loadouts are used"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221094876 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:50:10" && image=="Spoiler Image")

"to balance out his movement speed";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221094924 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:50:41")

You could move unpredictabily for a start"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221095090 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:52:12")

and he could still kill you because the burden of skill is solely on him hitting the shot, nothing to do with you"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221095193 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:53:23")

"12 snipers with stock and cozy camper vs 20 scouts using stock, bonk and wrap assassin, death match and all players are ejected out of spawn with doors closed behind them permanently after 10 seconds, who wins?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221095281 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:54:27")

If your movement is good; he misses the shot
If your movement is bad; he hits the shot
Tell me how your skill dosen't play a part in this."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221095321 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:54:55")

"it's.... not... possible...";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221095517 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:56:39")

"if sniper is the best class in the game then why does everyone always complain when their team is composed of several of them?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221095530 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:56:43")

"i would win because i would airshot all 32 players

with 1 crit rocket desu"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221095558 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:57:00")

You can only try to dodge so well, but the skill cap on hitting is essentially infinite. Unless he's a shitter your movement hardly matters."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221095754 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:58:45")

"straight line mover spotted";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221095764 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)13:58:49")

The only way he can hit that reliably is if hes a hacker and there are many ways to defeat them"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221096093 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:02:29")

Hacking is nothing but a simulation of what a great player can do. Maybe most of them won't hit all shots but they'll hit enough shots regardless of how your movement was for it to affect the game."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221096198 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:03:40")

"Imagine being so irredeemably shit that you can't deal with snipers in tf2 regardless of map";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221096438 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:06:05")

"fuck bros its hopeless, I'll never be able to defeat the sniperchads...";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221096682 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:08:40")

">Hacking is nothing but a simulation of what a great player can do

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221097606 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:17:36" && image=="gibus shit crawl pull the trigger.png")

"th-th-the fucking snipers... they're fucking killing me.. every spawn.. f-fuck this shit.. bros.. the snipers.. are too strong... just fucking ban sniper....";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221099051 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:33:20" && image=="1486374704162.gif")

">enemy sniper doing great
>grab my machina and danger shield
>bodyshot him until he tilts
>watch him ragequit or go spy

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221099169 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:34:33")

">danger shield
you're rarted"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221099207 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:34:55")

"how are you supposed to win against snipers it's so bullshit";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221099283 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:35:43")

">equipped the danger shield to go sniper v sniper
laughing my posterior region off, familia"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221099374 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:36:43" && image=="1446087601007.png")

The danger shield got reworked years ago anon."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221101126 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:55:55")

>years ago
no it was like last month wtf"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221101264 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:57:23")

"the only viable way to take down a good sniper is another sniper
every other class gets fucked at long range"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221101424 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:58:59" && image=="68ccebf3b8cc01afafaa785fc90c0e50.jpg")

It was 9 months ago you retards."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221101484 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:59:43")

it was yesterday you fucking brainlet"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221101590 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)15:00:50")

It was 10 years ago. I'm sure of it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221102078 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)15:05:43")

Lets be completely honest here. Girls suck at almost everything."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221102161 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)15:06:29" && image=="1522494362753.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221102220 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)15:07:06")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221102698 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)15:12:28" && image=="tf2g.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221106023 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)15:47:31")

"page 10 save rave";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221107171 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)15:58:33")

BONK! Atomic punch + Vaccinator Medic


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221107285 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)15:59:46")

"good snipers can be a pain in the ass to deal with, thankfully good snipers are uncommon in pubs";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221107384 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:00:47")

">need two characters to counter one
definition of overpowered"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221108081 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:07:18")

"Does anyone have the Skill Floor-Ceiling chart? I only had the edit with Heavy towering over everyone.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221108343 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:10:05")

">good sniper
i think you mean cheater that hasn't been caught yet
i have known at least 7 "good" sniper mains that i have caught cheating with 5 of them loosing their account to a ban wave
one even re-added me but i think he stopped playing tf2"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221108436 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:10:56")

"yeah, i have it";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221108450 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:11:05" && image=="tf2 skill.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221109241 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:19:12")

>takes skill
When will you grow up and play a real mans game(counter strike)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221109325 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:20:06")

">counter strike
>takes skill
When will you grow up and play a real mans game(overwatch)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221109404 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:20:57")

">video game
>takes skill
When will you grow up and be a real man (killing people irl)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221109490 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:21:43")

"B4nny tried that and the court ordered he can't do that any more. That's why he plays TF2 so much now.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221109526 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:21:57")

">killing people irl
>takes skill
When will you grow up and be a real man(killing frendly hoovies on 2fort)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221109624 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:23:00")

"And we have gone full circle";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221109764 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:24:28")

"We did it reddit!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221110506 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:32:22")

"why is there no Counter strike general?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221110550 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:32:52")

"there was once it died";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221110583 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:33:16")

"There is but it always dies";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221111049 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:38:33")

"petition to remove all tf2 maps except hydro and 2fort";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221111098 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:39:05")

"petition denied";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221111117 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:39:23" && image=="1513445032019.png")

"Getting good at sniper is unironically a lot harder than killing real people.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221111131 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:39:33")

"petition to remove all tf2 maps except hightower";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221111156 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:39:45")

What's goin on big guy, that's my wife you're standing with"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221111528 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:43:45")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221111632 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:45:00")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221111689 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:45:35")

"s-snipers... they're too op...";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221111759 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:46:21" && image=="1514403710524.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221113409 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)17:05:16" && image=="1449011149611.png")

That isn't an edit."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221114048 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)17:12:12")

>annoying boston man
>second highest skill ceiling
>higher skill ceiling than heavy"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221114278 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)17:14:51")

you're quite good at reading charts"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221114315 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)17:15:17")

thank you papa"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221115228 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)17:25:13")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221116213 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)17:35:31" && image=="bloodyhell.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221116237 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)17:35:47" && image=="soldiermain.png")

">he's not good at soldier"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221118837 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:04:19" && image=="heavystare.jpg")

"where is heavy update and will it make him 6s viable?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221119283 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:09:10" && image=="Texas_Ten_Gallon.png")


Remember kids, don't do crutches"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221119641 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:12:58")

"list EVERY crutch in Team Fortress Two (2)";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221119903 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:15:43")

Who would you put above him? You have to git gud with a lot of gimmicky weapons to peak as scunt.
Pyro can do flare gun tricks and projectile reflects. What are heavy's skill moves? There's jumping a corner while spun up, sandvich tosses, and hitting ubered people with the mittens. That's all. You have mastered the heavy.
>but muh game sense
Applies to every class equally."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221119960 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:16:16" && image=="1507637570515.gif")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221120156 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:18:21" && image=="thesearemyheds.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221120241 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:19:08")

>spycicle, deadringer

hurr I was caught by a pyro? Get out of jail free card!


heh I was almost forced to face the fact that I have no situational awareness but I see that you're a spy haha tough luck pal use the revolver

>wrangler, rescue ranger, short circuit

hurr I'm bad at positioning my sentry gun and don't know how to use the shotgun


durr me no like scouts killing me


self explanatory

>blackbox, concheror

I have no health management skills and I spam rockets at f2p's

>sticky launcher

M1M2M1M2M1M2 man I'm really good at dustbowl hehe"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221120272 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:19:27")

Hearty laugh"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221120340 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:20:07")

he's already 6s viable"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221121734 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:33:38")

"What happened to BLU in the comics?
Why are they never adressed?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221122037 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:36:49")

"there is no blu team, just the one set of mercs";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221122127 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:37:56")

"It's possible the Admommystrator is/was using them for protection. She actively has the BLU engi maintaining her Australium butt plug.

Probably this though, since we see the soldier wearing blue in one of his flash backs to his gay love affair with demo."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221122334 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:40:15" && image=="791.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221122932 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:46:57")

but in meet the director pauling says that they havent yet interviewed the blu team"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221123015 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:47:56")

"Are the blu and red mercs different people? For example is red scout the same guy as blu scout?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221123274 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:50:39")

"there is no blu and red team for real, just 9 mercs who get hired by retard and blufaggot";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221123421 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:51:58" && image=="360fx360f-1.png")

">we need to balance a weapon being used improperly, in an unintended game style no one but a small 1% of the community plays, to gain a single second of time to the battlefield, something we should be encouraging because they're playing the game more but punish

Why would you ever balance for comp?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221123604 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:54:07")

But that was before grey mann"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221123726 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:55:31")

and there's no need to fight after grey mann since he would own all of red and blu industries as the sole mann heir. so they're out of jobs and you know the rest via comics"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221124063 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:59:18")

It trickles down, I've been playing for over a decade you would have never saw someone pogo back then, now every one does"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221124403 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:02:45")

"tf2 lore";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221125248 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:11:33")

"Could you use piss bottles as Jarate?
is that /r9k/'s ultimate plan?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221125370 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:12:37")

So the eviction notice will be fun in 10 years?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221125482 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:13:46")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221125730 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:16:18")

Plane porn, duh."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221125861 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:17:49")

>I like this place already, board's fucking cozy

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221125961 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:18:58" && image=="happy_cirno_day_by_greenteanekod6lngzd.jpg")

Comptards care more about stats than casualfriends. Nobody quits because a fun casual thing got canned, but comptards quit over imbalanced items all the time. It's basic public relations to piss the majority off a little bit instead of pissing off a few people a lot. Take a look at politics if you need lessons or examples. No need to go and lift gun bans to make the right happy since the left would freak out, just don't add any new ones. Boom, 90% Republican Party approval.

Classified. Top secret."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221126161 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:21:05")

Compared just ban shit instead of leaving"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221126253 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:22:09")

"So is the Administrator just a more or less immortal being akin to the BLU and RED founders?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221126943 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:30:29")

No? Have you red the comics?
Thats litterally the entire point of the story."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221127104 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:32:08" && image=="Spoiler Image")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221127610 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:37:55")

>they're never going to finish the comics
fucking valve"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221127748 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:39:26")

>more art of hot young helen never"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221128426 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:47:05")

"stop quoting my post /v/tard";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221128454 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)19:47:18")

>she dies because the comic took too long"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221129690 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)20:00:08")

"just like the thread lol";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221130485 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)20:08:48")

>The Administrator goes to great lengths to stay alive as long as possible using scientific methods
>In a universe were magic exists and is commonplace, practiced in part by a wizard that is over 6000 years old"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221131327 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)20:17:42")

"Damn Zhanna is thicc.
Zhanna as 10th class when?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221132591 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)20:32:41" && image=="rekt_nigger_shit_cunt.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221132635 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)20:33:13")

>matchmaking ban

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221132670 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)20:33:28")

based redditor"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221132913 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)20:36:11")

plot twist is that the administrator IS merasmus
but you didn't hear that from me"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221133042 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)20:37:42")

"i deleted a number";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221133291 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)20:40:38")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221134720 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)20:57:13")

": (";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221134886 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)20:59:05" && image=="1421623950142.jpg")

">shoots the wall and gets splash damage on you mid air

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221135440 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)21:05:45" && image=="1331861013646.png")

">tfw tf2 isn't filling the void anymore";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221135754 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)21:09:24" && image=="78250003348.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221136802 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)21:20:57" && image=="file_1.png")

">pipe a bitch in mid air
>he calls me a spammer"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221137029 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)21:24:05" && image=="1529770698238.jpg")

">Be Demo
>Kill anyone anyway
>Get called a spammer
Spammer is the nigger"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221137690 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)21:32:12")

">be sniper
>make nonclasses cry
Feels great"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221137964 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)21:35:33")

>play the spammer class
>get called spammer

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221138287 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)21:40:03")

"Man why the fuck did I sell all my shit 5 years ago. Had some Double Vintages in there.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221138352 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)21:40:55")

>worth anything
maybe 7 years ago"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221138485 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)21:42:30")

This. Support glitch vintages are the only good ones."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221138541 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)21:43:17")

>skill ceiling : skill required to perform all that a class has to offer
So the medic skill ceiling is like 2.5x higher than pyro's.
Care to tell me what the class has to offer?
-xbow shots aren't different from any projectile, in fact they're much easier, for obvious reasons
-heal priority is much easier than damage priority, because you actually see your teammate's health; You don't NEED someone on your team to tell you they're hurt, most of the time anyway.
-No aiming required other than xbow shots, and already covered that
>muh dodging muh positioning muh anticipation
something every class needs

If you have 1 amazing player and 5 ok ones, you ALWAYS want the amazing player to be a combat class, not a medic. Medic is way too limited.

A bad medic with a great pocket will do a lot more than a good medic with a bad pocket."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221138637 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)21:44:36")

or are they?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221138672 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)21:45:02")

"Honestly the most challenging medic thing is the vaccinator which wasn't even out when that shit chart was made.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221138979 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)21:48:27")

"I miss playing tf2 on the ps3.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221139009 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)21:48:45")

"tfw you main sniper just because he's most likely to piss people off";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221139254 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)21:51:15")

">tfw you main sniper because the lord in all his wisdom decided you should be good at clicking heads and absolutely nothing else";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221141097 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)22:12:00")

">the lord
*tips fancy fedora*"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221141130 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)22:12:20")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221142216 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)22:24:04")

">lvl 1 Tele
>long enough time to taunt between camp kills"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221142530 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)22:27:55")

"piss jugs mmmmm...";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221143390 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)22:37:28")

>teleporters still downgrade to level one if only one of the sides gets destroyed
explain this"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221143569 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)22:39:41")

"they are basically one building so makes sense to me";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221143713 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)22:41:22")

"no they're not";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221143764 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)22:41:57")

"Then explain how the sapper applies to both ends. Checkmate atheists.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221143850 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)22:42:50")

This is niggers. It should only do this if you sap the entrance."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221144071 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)22:45:31")

"Implying shutting down teles needs to be easier.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221144503 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)22:50:51" && image=="Flan.gif")

"New Spy Sapper: The High-Jack
+ Hijacks Enemy Buildings
>sentries shoot the nearest person regardless of team
>dispensers heal both teams
>teleporters go backwards
>any hijacked building takes damage from both teams except for enemy wrenches or homewreckers
-does not disable buildings
-15 second recharge
-half damage
-engineers can remove it in one hit"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221144814 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)22:54:03")

"Disgustingly overpowered.
*gay French (tautology) noises*"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221145202 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)22:58:47")

Make it so allies can shoot the sapper off of their sentry and it could probably be balanced. Probably."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221145691 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)23:04:31")

Would be way too confusing of a mechanic. Wait for tf3"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221145832 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)23:06:18")

Takes 5 seconds to sap, when its finished it's taken over.

There fixed it.
Make it take the same amount of time as the gear haul build time because that's fairly balanced."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221146189 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)23:10:46")

this idea has been out for centuries because retards dont realize that players will try their absolute hardest in this game to be le epic funni man, grief with it, and post their epik troll videos on youtube"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221147327 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)23:24:56")

>spy places sapper on sentry
>immediately begins getting shot at

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221147989 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)23:32:55")

>spy kills self with sentry and engi doesnt even need to do anything

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221148310 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)23:36:52")

">Valve still hasn't fixed seeing spies through walls";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221148513 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)23:39:22")

"New mechanic idea:
>All guns (hitscan and projectile) have a 1% chance to jam
>Jamming means the gun doesn't fire and requires watching a reload-type animation where the stuck bullet/projectile is ejected
>If a shot rolls both a jam and a crit (including jamming while under the effects of Kritzkrieg), the gun backfires, instantly killing its wielder"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221148583 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)23:40:12")

">adding more random variables

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221148679 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)23:41:33")

"Valve should release that for your game only, so you can test that fun mechanic for us.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221149380 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)23:50:29")

"New mechanic idea:
>100 players on a flat map, guns and ammo scattered around
>map slowly decreases in size
>last player alive wins a turkey sandvich"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221149553 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)23:52:36")

"new mechanic idea:
>all classes can equip all weapons"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221149621 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)23:53:21")

"new mechanic idea
>you can now play tf2 without needing to use your hands"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221149639 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)23:53:32")

">heavy with medigun

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221149721 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)23:54:54")

"New sapper, stuxnet
Infects all sentries"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221150091 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)23:59:22")

"guys the game updated";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221150259 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:01:40")

"haha good joke anon";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221151513 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:17:27")

"id like to hear a joke too am i too late";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221151635 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:19:00")

"pǝʇɐpdn ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ sʎnƃ";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221151828 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:21:44")

"pelapdn ewab eyt sAnb
what does this mean"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221151951 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:23:26")

"qu∀s ʇʎǝ qɐʍǝ updɐlǝd";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221151965 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:23:41" && image=="UpqvqFkgwJZIX3d3GZz-3CplmdsYbcOG1zoR5eUtkJc.png")

"Hat idea: The Capper’s Cap, unlocked by winning 100 games of Hightower.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221152161 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:26:30" && image=="65654654.png")

what's this"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221152192 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:26:54" && image=="1500594673301.gif")

">mfw I haven't found a comp game since April

Uh, guys?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221152563 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:32:15")

">there was an update
>finishes in 2 seconds
fuck you for getting my hopes up"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221152846 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:36:45")

"is market gardening just bequesting for soldiers";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221152876 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:37:12")

">no news
Well they didn't fix anything we care about. Probably some economy bug.

It's the only non-cancer way to play soldier."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221152992 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:38:34")

"Playing soldier is the only non-cancer way to play TF2";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221153184 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:41:45")

You sound like a sniper"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221153219 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:42:25")

"haha look at me not replying i’m so aloof and ironic";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221153484 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:46:02")

"Is rolling for an item name here going to get my post removed by the mods? Should I try to find out and post a roll? I have a name tag and I'm thinking of using it.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221153502 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:46:09")

"This but unironically";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221153654 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:48:20")

"what makes me sound like a sniper";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221153725 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:49:17")

Just ask normally, theres a reason for no dubs on this board"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221154046 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:53:44")

"what was the tf2 update? not seeing any patch notes";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221154096 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)00:54:37")

"Idk check /r/tf2";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221154636 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)01:01:59")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221154661 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)01:02:21" && image=="1439416675895.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221154673 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)01:02:35" && image=="Kowalski.jpg")

">See that TF2 is updating
>Go check out the changelog
>"Added tournament-""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221154824 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)01:04:43")

"is jarate+bushwacka bequesting for snipers";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221154986 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)01:07:18")

>June 26, 2018
Those are the note from the last update, not this one."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221155190 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)01:10:01")

>stop quoting my post /v/tard"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221156027 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)01:21:12")

sorry but who is this?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221158156 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)01:48:06")

why yes it is actually, similar to how cabering is bequesting for demos and bushwhacka is the sniper's bequester

Scouts used to be able to bequest with the flying guillotine and sandman but valve took away scout's dreams"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221158325 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)01:50:26")

"i can't believe napper's respite unusuals have gone up 12% in value after sketchek died";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221158649 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)01:54:51")

"why do you care so much about sketchek";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221159307 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)02:04:06")

"can we put skins on valuable weapons yet, like collectors weapons";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221159576 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)02:07:35")

"When can I pick up hats like i can pick up weapons.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221159742 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)02:09:52")

"after the heavy update";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221159782 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)02:10:26")

"the heavy can bequest with the killing gloves of boxing

Sock 'em once and box 'em twice"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221159858 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)02:11:25")

"strange unusual festive mannana peeled collectors professional killstreak pretty bois pocket pussy when";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221163531 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:03:01" && image=="1525173538603.png")

"There is a map in the badlands
They call the rising tower
And it's been the ruin of many a poor merc
And god I know I'm one

My mentor was a trolldier
Told me not to cower
My mentor was a rocket man
Up on that old hightower

Now the only thing a trolldier needs
Is a memespoon and a chump
And the only time you keep him satisfied
Is when he nails a jump

Oh brother tell your teammates
Not to try it for an hour
Spend your life avoiding capturing
In the map of the rising tower

Oh I got one foot on the health pack
The other foot in the air
I'm goin' back to hightower
The mantreads I will wear

Well, there is a map in the badlands
They call the rising tower
And its been the ruins of many a poor merc
And god I know I'm one"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221166418 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:46:56")

>Not Satoko"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221167145 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)03:59:39" && image=="1528520389151.jpg")

">first time playing heavy since 09
>Actually have legitimate fun
What the fuck /tf2g/ you told me nonclasslets are shitty"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221167369 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:03:29")

">don't have to aim
>don't have to worry about hp
>the most skillful thing you can do is jump aimed up around corners
wtf this is so fun"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221167474 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:05:10")

maybe it's because you're retarded or otherwise mentally and/or physically disabled"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221167501 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:05:34")

">don't have to tryhard
>don't have to worry about looking cool with your comp participation medal
>don't have to prove anything to random publets
>don't need to stroke your e peen
Holy shit the absolute state of /tf2g/"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221167597 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:07:15")

"Because you actually need to have good positioning and situational awareness as Heavy. Those are the thinking man's skills. Soldier, Demo, and Scout can just flee if they get caught out of position.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221167867 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:11:49")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221168069 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:15:23")

"Not an argument, I accept your concession.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221168402 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:21:08")

it really depends for those classes
soldier has to choose between doing damage and mobility because he has only four rockets
demo is a sitting duck because sticky jumps take ages and cost loads of health
scout also can't get out as effectively as you say, i think heavy is actually pretty similar to scout because of high effective health (scout can dodge) and high damage output at close to mid range
both classes have to pick their fights well, though heavy can soak a lot more damage when he gets caught out, doesn't need to dodge and his weapon is far easier to use"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221168432 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:21:36")

"don't care about your "argument", its just pretty sad if you actually go through the mental gymnastics to believe that";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221168531 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:23:16")

">mental gymnastics
>yet he can't come up with one single refutation
oh no no no"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221168806 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:27:54")

"imagine being so childish you not only want to argue here but about your shitty offclass lmao
every single class needs "good positioning and situational awareness" those are common sense not actual skills
and its not like you can't just run away from any fight because of your hp + healing/dmg res"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221168898 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:29:38")

"Brass beast is the best mini gun prove me wrong.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221169017 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:31:40")

you are completely right"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221169930 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:49:48" && image=="1519967841734.jpg")

">he actually believes some classes are "on" and some are """off"""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221170198 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:54:43")

">he actually believes there are "classes"";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221170347 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)04:57:21")

"yeah they're heroes not classes";

if(notebook !qVU7EQTG3U && title=="" && postNumber==221170585 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)05:01:36")

"they're champs you faggots";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221170661 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)05:02:55")

"fuck off dotard";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221171318 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)05:16:35")

"why do people get so yandere when you stop healing them for a second";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221171380 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)05:17:50" && image=="Image board mode.png")

"I was thinking of ways to improve my tf2g browsing experience and I found this. Using the pattern /^$/ for filenames hides every post that doesn't have an image attached, which basically turns the thread into a true image board.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221171513 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)05:20:03")

"why do 5/9 classes make compcucks so salty";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221171743 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)05:25:02")

"From my experience it's usually faggots that invest a shitload of money into a "look" that their main can be identified by like uncle dane hoping they'll get popularity in pubs for being on a steel highlander team";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221171852 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)05:26:50" && image=="10 hour video.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221174506 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)06:25:03" && image=="file.png")

"*nuzzles against you*
sugoi senpai"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221176384 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)07:05:33")

"Portable dispenser for the engineer when?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221177003 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)07:20:09" && image=="Engineer_haul.png")

"It's already portable. Like, dude, just pack it up.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221178426 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)07:53:36" && image=="1488548602983.jpg")

">tfw the url suggests instead of";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221179331 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)08:12:11" && image=="mmph.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221179532 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)08:16:03")

Hold shift then press delete to the autocomplete suggestion. You can delete anything else the pops up on the list, too. Just hold shift and press delete. Works on google chrome."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221179784 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)08:21:01" && image=="kazotsky kick.jpg")


This is cool."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221180339 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)08:32:37")

">implying the normies can even see medals on characters";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221181475 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)08:54:43")

"why the fuck does everyone here seemingly have extreme socially crippling validation issues

why does everyone act so defensive and easily offended over the littlest shit, you think it's just shitposting but then come to find out people get all fucked up even in the discord over the exact same subjects and you can tell when it gets serious when the >'s start to ramp up and goalposts start to shift faster and faster and all discussion deviates to finding comp related excuses to try and shut down the other person

lighten the fuck up you hopeless spergs tf2 was a casual game even when it was new compared to literally any arena fps"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221181545 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)08:56:33" && image=="1501412248292.png")

>Fucking slav shi-
>England shorts

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221181660 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)08:58:42" && image=="serveimage?")

"What soldier cosmetics should I have painted lime to be as visible and threatening as possible";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221181895 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)09:03:20")

"gift bringer exquisite rack hat of your choice";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221183167 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)09:26:00")

honestly it hardly ever matters what someone wears when theyre fucking up a server
sometimes a hatless soldier is more threatening than any cosmeticfag when he has 3k hours
just improve your skill and ditch cosmetics"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221183332 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)09:29:19")

"the most pathetic thing is people with loadouts like these that can't hit a single rocket that does more than 30 damage";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221183627 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)09:35:02")

"Reminder that it's perfectly fine to use soldier's stogie and soldier's stash together. You essentially appear hatless anyway.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221184040 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)09:42:42" && image=="1525895993483.png")

">kill someone 3 times in mge
>!remove and say not worth my time
is there a better way to piss off shitters"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221184178 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)09:44:59")

lose twice and !remove"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221184391 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)09:48:36")

"i NEVER lose";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221184710 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)09:53:37")

"am i a loser";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221184990 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)09:57:48")

"do u like dota???
do u like anime??
if u answer yes to one of these questions then i have bad news for u friend"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221185121 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)09:59:34")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221185518 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)10:05:14")

"i don't really like dota, no
and i hate anime but still watch it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221185632 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)10:07:05")

"you are not me";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221185694 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)10:07:59")

">encounter a soldier that can't seem to leave the ground
>he gets btfo often because of this
>switches to pyro
>shitloads of detonator jumping

this makes the pictures in head"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221186219 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)10:16:29")

"hey guys! uncle dane here
making a new video about fucking engineer or something and I'm jsut asking here what would YOU (anonymous) change in thge engineer???"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221186329 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)10:18:11")

"Make it require skill";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221186350 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)10:18:40")

"remove sniper";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221186570 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)10:22:04")

"I once played tf2 for 100 hours in about 8 days";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221186990 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)10:28:27" && image=="ff40b9e02b963d2471432092596c1a944540a0a3b3ffab9f904c1f6107c42a54.png")

That's what I've done every week for the past three years."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221187084 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)10:29:46")

How do I do this while playing the game? I can't multitask well."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221187268 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)10:32:45")

where do i find sad foxgirl to hug"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221187270 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)10:32:45")

Damn, he's really doing it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221187785 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)10:40:28")

"It's that time again, children. Post your fragging theme"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221187846 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)10:41:19")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221187986 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)10:43:22")

"i'm so fucking tired of you posting that same chink furfag shit";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221188038 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)10:44:12")

"I actually saved and reposted it because I like it.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221188367 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)10:48:50")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221188516 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)10:50:58")

This time comes around a lot. >>220988285"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221189332 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)11:02:30")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221191617 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)11:36:02" && image=="veganism.jpg")

"hey guys can you tell me some weapons in team fortress the second that take skill to use effectively";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221191824 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)11:39:17" && image=="1529177068647.png")

">do a sticky jump
>see a pyro jetpacking
>we collide in the air and I gib us both with a grenade"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221193154 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)11:57:14" && image=="Alien-Robot-Drone-MW-R5.png")

"new engineer building

-replaces sentry
-can build up to 2
-they float around his shoulders
-each has 50 health and cant be repaired
-they die if the engineer dies
-pathetic 25 dps or something so it wont trigger people too hard
-can be used with the wrangler to boost damage and shoot at people manually
-pressing m2 with the wrangler will launch one like a homing rocket that does 80 damage
-a pyro can reflect it but not make it damage the opposite team (it will still home onto the engineer's enemies, but if it hits a wall it detonates)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221193527 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)12:02:20")

Would be cooler with the caber, RIP."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221193901 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)12:06:57" && image=="1528593012587.jpg")

you're doin good lad"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221194170 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)12:10:22")

">New update
>Check the wiki cuz no official notes
>"Blocked players in Belgium and the Netherlands from opening Mann Co. Supply Crates or using Mann Co. Supply Crate Keys."
hahahah what?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221194380 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)12:12:43")

Lootbox laws kek"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221194902 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)12:18:52" && image=="1530879246068.jpg")

>Doesn't say anything about buying keys or crates"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221196430 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)12:38:26")

Well somebody has to buy the event keys full price to trade so I don't."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221197313 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)12:49:04")

"the stock grenade launcher is made for drunk people to use. the iron bomber is out of character for the demoman and should be removed. it's too accurate and reliable";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221198543 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:04:33")

"i do really wonder what he meant by that before it was deleted";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221198985 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:10:13")

"looks like the price of unusuals are going to go back up lads";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221199041 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:10:59")

"why would that happen";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221199657 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:17:56")

"Anything hinting at a future major update? Been a while since those weapon models leaked and nothing's come of it.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221199853 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:20:02")

"at some point in the distant future there may or may not be an update that focuses on the heavy";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221199965 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:21:13")

"are you sure";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221199971 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:21:17")

">leaked weapon models

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221200008 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:21:40")

"there is a possibility that im sure";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221200405 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:26:04" && image=="14572901986092.jpg")

">We don't need FOUR spies guys!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221200407 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:26:05")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221201062 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:33:02")

"two spies are usually more than enough in any kind of situation
if they also coordinate their attacks they can bring down a 5 sentry nest"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221201187 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:34:31" && image=="five spies.png")

That's right, we need five spies."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221201495 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:37:58")

"Official Class Tier List

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221201532 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:38:17")

">spies coordinating
allow me to laugh even harder"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221201737 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:40:19")

"What if we gave the revolver to engi and gave spy a tommygun";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221201770 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:40:40")

sandwich sniper between solly and le texan basedbean man and we're golden"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221201778 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:40:49" && image=="rate my spy loadout.png")

"What if we just straight up removed spy?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221201996 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:43:14")

"gun idea: grenade launcher with more grenades";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221202089 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:44:21" && image=="maxresdefault.jpg")

But no other game let's you be a spy like you can in tf2. That would be a tragedy."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221202136 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:44:44")

"the game would improve immensely
the only purpose of the class is to be annoying"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221202452 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:48:10")

"why does /tf2g/ defend sniper";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221202734 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:51:11")

it would stay the same"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221202759 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:51:25")

"oh honey, did the mean sniper pick on you again?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221202819 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:51:56")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221202931 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:53:05")

"repeating digitssss!!!!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221203273 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:56:56" && image=="1531312078275.jpg")

">meet friend through a friend
>guy has like 2 OC's, whatever at least he's not autistic about them
>slowly over time asks me if i wanna see his OC's
>never asks me about anything other than picture of OC's or reference pics for his OC's
>he does this for weeks on end
How do I remove this faggot without looking like an ass?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221203409 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:58:16")

"just remove him and be done with it who gives a fuck.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221203428 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)13:58:31")

"Just tell him you don't care about his OCs. If that hurts his feefees too bad.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221203607 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:00:28" && image=="128283835298435982379139.jpg")

Unfriend them. Also, what are OC's?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221203637 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:00:45")

"what's an oc?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221203640 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:00:48" && image=="1504475165285.png")

>having "OCs"
I can only imagine how that kid is fucked up in other ways"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221203648 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:00:54")

">sniperfags so autistic they spam the thread

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221203946 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:03:57" && image=="Market_Gardener.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221204110 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:05:50" && image=="laughing saiyans.jpg")

>get shot midair
>helplessly fall to the ground and die"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221204183 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:06:34" && image=="shovel.gif")

>get shot midair
You sound pretty confide- oh no look what I've gone and done"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221204256 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:07:26")

>one guy conplains
>which causes the entire team to go spy

Why does this always happen.
Also why isn't there a class limit of 3 at least."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221204474 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:09:34")

>class limits
kys comptard"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221204806 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:13:34")

">comp caring about class limits

Pub gets fucked by stacking not comp."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221204984 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:15:40")

"part of tf2's greatness is playing any class you want at any time. don't need pablo gonzales insta locking a particular class and locking you out";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221205072 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:16:51" && image=="a tf2 story.png")


Wow, this story is in it's 3rd season."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221205240 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:18:36")

"I can even count the number of people who care on one hand. Wait, no I can't, I don't have zero fingers.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221205341 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:19:46")

>pablo gonzales insta locking a particular class
If there are 3 of them you shouldnt be playing a 4th."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221205376 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:20:06")

"i care anon";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221205598 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:22:44")

if there's 3 soldiers and I want to play soldier, by god I will play him

if there's 3 scouts and I want to play scout, I'm gonna play him

if there's 3 engineers and I want to play engineer, by god I will build a mini and rescue ranger all the other sentries"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221205765 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:24:23")

"Is there a more skillful weapon than the Boston Basher?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221205921 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:26:12")

"i hate sniper so much i'm going to make episode length sfm videos of sniper getting beaten up";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221205987 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:26:55")

"yes the axtingisher";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221206002 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:27:03")

"please do, sounds hilarious";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221206058 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:27:44")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221206245 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:29:57" && image=="1513613389078.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221206458 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:32:22" && image=="most wanted taunt.jpg")

"That one's going on my cringe list.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221206493 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:32:48")

So you're Pablo that picks the 4th spy."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221206539 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:33:15" && image=="3efb334b7b0cdce355a90ac15bb8abb5d6eab13f_hq.jpg")

give it a rest sperg"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221206547 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:33:21")

">playing 6s
>desperately need a med
>the one dude who devotes himself to playing med chooses for some unfathomable reason to pick conch soldier
>lose entirely because of this

Thanks xan you retarded fuck. Go rocket jump into a grave."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221206739 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:35:27")

">playing 6s
sorry you retarded fucks were too bad to heal for"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221206754 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:35:35")

">tfw you recover from the pyros bullying you but then the snipers visit you in the hospital and tip you out of your bed";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221206841 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:36:37")

"*snipes you*";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221206875 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:36:59")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221207175 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:40:35")

"Sniperfags cant be THIS autistic, can they? is it all just a ruse?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221207240 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:41:22" && image=="Snake-Quote-Liquid.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221207492 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:44:26" && image=="Deep Cover Operator.jpg")

I never liked this hat, he's wearing a bandanna over a wig? That can't be his actual hair if he has a mask on."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221207646 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:46:38")

" post autismo repellent";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221207870 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:49:57")

"Really tho when do we remove sniper. Has no hard counter if hes good.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221207962 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:51:08")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221208059 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:52:24")

"Sniper doesn't need a counter other than sniper. This is a team game, soldier and demo don't need to be able to do everything.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221208073 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:52:31")

Oh I am actually subscribed to this person, you reminded me he exists"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221208113 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:52:59" && image=="1500153446270.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221208307 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:55:15" && image=="68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f7279496d6167652f476854784478327041576c7952673d3d2d3532363834393636322e31353064333331623133383730323133383838393530.png")

"I love snipers. They are like predators thinning the herd to keep populations in check.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221208605 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)14:58:51")

Do you think Sniper pisses on Spy during sex"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221209041 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)15:03:55" && image=="33481015d04b3974f9ed7acf616592901b13507ebdabf48ee1d6d09d63acc2c4.png")

"The... spies... are too... Good...
I just can't defeat them...
They're unstoppable...
I'm sorry folks but this is where I get off...

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221209336 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)15:07:14" && image=="R.I.P..jpg")

"You'll respawn in a few moments from.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221210092 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)15:15:20")

"Now. I don't know why I forgot to type that.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221210412 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)15:18:49")

If one sniper is better he won't get countered."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221210505 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)15:19:49")

n-no... not even a sniper can counter sniper... HELP"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221210759 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)15:22:31")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221210798 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)15:22:58")

"there is just literally no way to win...";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221211230 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)15:27:41" && image=="1531595234870.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221211705 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)15:33:33")

"Why was arena mode removed? Is it the fault of the secret spy-sniper alliance?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221212043 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)15:37:20")

"because less than a percent of players even played it";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221212336 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)15:40:16")

"its 2018 and melee hitreg is still awful";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221212525 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)15:42:16")

"its 2018 and hitreg is still awful";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221212530 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)15:42:19")

"Stop relying on melee";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221212579 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)15:42:56")

"Melee hitreg is fine.
t. Google Fiber™ Boston Basher Scunt"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221212964 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)15:46:44")

"the problem isn't registration it's the stupid cubic projectile hitboxes";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221213580 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)15:53:01")

">it's 2018 and there is STILL no cosmetic for all classes except spy that gives you the spy's disguise kit mask with decal abilities
for shame"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221217163 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)16:29:59")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221217675 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)16:35:10")

"How are there no fucking community servers that host custom maps to play on

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221217867 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)16:36:50" && image=="1529089194193.jpg")

"why doesn't /tf2g/ have their own community server?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221217876 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)16:36:55")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221218050 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)16:38:43")

you'll get discordfag autism in the threads and not in their containment"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221218201 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)16:39:55")

Discordies are the best players in the general though"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221218454 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)16:42:21")

discordfags are already here m8 might as well frag them"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221218984 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)16:47:01")

We do, you're just not invited xan"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221219265 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)16:50:07")

"The virgin anonymous
>Can barely win pub games if his team carries him
>Complains about comp because it's too hard for him
>Broke, can't even afford normal hats
>Uses nohats mod to pretend everyone is as poor as him
>Excuses being bad with claiming everything he dies to as not taking skill
The chad discordie
>Wins every pub even if he's backfilled with 10 seconds on the clock
>Regularly plays against Froyotech in tournaments
>Won 20 Unusuals from raffles, sold them all for Stranges
>Realizes that high-visibility hats are a disadvantage and should be punished
>Only dies to give 2 people revenge, so that he can get more dominations"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221219551 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)16:52:56")

Come back in 2012-2013 when tf2g was actually alive with an NA and EU group"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221219597 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)16:53:22")

>t. discordlets
Jesus Christ the cancer's worse than I thought"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221219728 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)16:54:35")

t. virgin anonymous"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221219825 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)16:55:28")

go back to your tranny infested drama autism discord"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221219934 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)16:56:27" && image=="Stocking.png")

ERP doesn't count as losing your virginity."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221219992 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)16:56:58")

The virgin anonymous
>Must invent nonexistent problems with his opponents to attack them
The chad discordie
>Allows his opponent to make himself look retarded"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221220132 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)16:58:06")

"Scout vs Pyro
Soldier vs Demoman
Engineer vs Medic
Sniper vs Spy
Why doesn't heavy have competition for his role of big fat bastard?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221220262 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)16:59:21")

It's the best DM pub map."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221220281 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)16:59:30")

literally seething and shaking since nobody likes his discord trannys"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221220310 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)16:59:44")

Solider or demoman"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221220348 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)17:00:13")

Scout vs heavy you goof"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221220359 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)17:00:19")

no that's 2fort"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221220461 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)17:01:10")

The virgin anonymous
>Must pretend he wins arguments because he can't actually win one
The chad discordie
>Wins so many arguments everyone else becomes obsessed with him"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221220552 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)17:01:56")

"This general went to shit when jungle inferno had /v/ infest it.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221220731 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)17:03:37")

Would be a good map if it were less cramped"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221220967 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)17:05:52")

It's mostly a lack of staying power for enemy players."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221221374 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)17:09:39")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221222016 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)17:15:42")

"Here's the real one:

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221222137 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)17:16:57")

>being this autistic"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221222210 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)17:17:45")

>Report submitted! This window will close in 3 seconds..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==221222227 && dateTime=="07/14/18(Sat)17:17:59")

">posting in the general for an 11 year old game on a japanese anime porn website
>not autistic"