import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/vr/ - Retro Games";

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

public void refresh(a);

class Thread extends Board{
public void Helpaboomerout(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "Help a boomer out";
int postNumber = "5097463";
String image = "boomer.png";
String date = "10/11/18(Thu)21:28:32";
String comment = "I posted this on /v/ and was told to ask here:
Hey /vr/. I need you to help me with something, i don't think anyone else could help me.
You see, when i was a kidi used to play this game i have really fuzzy memories of.

I remember the following things:
- The game was a platform shooter
- You could probably kill your partner if you were to activate such an option in the settings
- There was blood in the game, i think you could activate it in the settings
- I played in a console, probably SNES or Sega. In that time there werent ps2 or gamecube around so those are out.
- I think the graphics were decent so NES is out
- The game was challenging for my young self, even with my brothers help

I know there must be hundred of games like that, but if it makes you think of something please tell me.


public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097465 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)21:29:43")

"Kill yourself";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097473 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)21:33:44")

Sorry, cant do"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097480 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)21:35:57")

"Not helping anyone who posts Wojak or edits thereof. Now get out.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097497 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)21:48:25")

"It's probably a Contra game or something.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097520 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)22:01:25")

Can you hurt your friends in contra?
Do they bleed?
If those are true its possible, but i truly dont recognize it as the game i remember"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097548 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)22:14:01")

solar jet man?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097558 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)22:19:03")

"Unironically battletoads";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097669 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:11:35")

"I think this thread SUCKS";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097685 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:27:48")

"I told you to come here because I forgot that despite once being one of the chillest boards, /vr/ has been worse than /v/ for a long time now.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097689 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:30:08")

All he had to do was not come out of the gate with the most insufferable meme of the year and we would have been more receptive."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097692 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:33:31")

>Being an adult
>Being bothered by memes
Jesus anon, get your priorities in line."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097696 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:35:10")

>Being an adult
>posting memes
That's far worse."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097697 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:36:20")

If memes bother you, maybe don't visit 4chan anymore."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097702 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:39:01")

Nah, I was here first. Next time you want help just post a cute girl like a normal person would."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097706 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:41:28")

I'm not OP, I just think its dumb to get all fucked up over a meme."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097712 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:44:46")

You weren't here just a few months ago when the boomer meme was being spammed to high hell and back. It was the internet equivalent of someone blasting an air horn point-blank into your ear. I had enough of the boomer meme to last a lifetime and anyone who continues to use it can kindly fuck off."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097720 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:47:37")

I've been here since /vr/s inception. I just don't get all fired up over memes. Just ignore it and it will eventually go away. No need to get butt blasted over pixels."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097721 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:49:31")

well you're clearly getting butt blasted over the fact that I'm butt blasted, so seems to me we're living under the same tent, buddy."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097723 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)23:51:45")

Nah, I just saw a possibilty to offer some friendly advice while my dinner settles. Live how you want."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097778 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:47:04")

"Was it Bonanza Brothers?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097781 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:50:05")

"Doom Troopers?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097801 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:07:30" && image=="images.png")

>Doom Troopers
So many months looking for it
I'm glad i took that guys advide and posted here
Thanks anons, you guys made my day
You beautiful bastards"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097885 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)01:58:59")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097894 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:07:55")

Yes, how dare I speak to someone like an adult and try to offer advice. You're absolutely right, having a short side discussion is ruining /vr/.

I'm sorry, next time I'll just start a console war or have an obviously bait contrarian opinion. I'll start this new change in my posting by making a "hidden gems" thread for every console, so we have more quality on this board.

Thank you kind anon, for showing me the error of my ways."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097895 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:11:13")

>Help a boo
stopped reading, thread hidden"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097896 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:11:43")

Fuck you."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097901 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)02:13:04")

go back to plebbit, faggit"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097968 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)03:35:19" && image=="seeyouspaceboomer.jpg")

Happy to help, anon. You may have violated our customs with your Wojakian memery but we are united as brothers by our love of old gamery."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5097994 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:03:02")

What's the problem with Wojak meme?
I'm new here."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5098008 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:17:37")

Eat a bullet"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5098009 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:18:38")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5098013 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:21:57")

Fuck you."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5098015 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)04:23:02")

You don't have to be mean you know."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5098030 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:01:10")

And you don't have to be here, so fuck off"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5098032 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)05:04:16")

lurk more"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5098529 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)11:44:55" && image=="2018-10-12 17_42_27-SNES Longplay [289] Doom Troopers - YouTube.png")

damn the first level shamelessly rips off DKC"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5098541 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)11:50:04")

>I'm new here
leave and never come back"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5098724 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)14:10:01")

>HUD layer is behind scenery

why even"

if(OP && title=="" && postNumber==5098928 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)16:30:34" && image=="1530157540972.png")

"Op here, i just wanted to say thank you for the last time before letting the thread die.

I've been in 4chan for almost 8 years now, but i hardly post anymore, i mostly just lurk /int/ and /biz/
I'm sorry i posted a wojak, i didnt know it was considered cancer as of now. I guess its the new trollface or something. While i still like it, i wouldnt have posted it if id know you guys would start fighting over it. Excuse me for that."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5099152 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)18:16:25")

Wojack is funny
As a boomer I think that boomer wojack is funny
Leave the internet kid"

if(RealIsekaiThreads !!g0mCn0WKfa7 && title=="" && postNumber==5099157 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)18:19:16")

>/v/ maymays
Nope >>>/v/"

if(RealIsekaiThreads !!g0mCn0WKfa7 && title=="" && postNumber==5099162 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)18:20:19")

>/int/ and /biz/
Even worse >>>/biz/ . Fucking shills."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5099178 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)18:28:19")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5099186 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)18:32:33")

You're not a boomer, you're a meme shitposting idiot."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5099231 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)18:58:06")

It's okay anon /vr/ seems to get angrier every year. Enjoy your game."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5099239 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)19:02:35" && image=="Screenshot_2018-10-12-13-16-18.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5099261 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)19:17:40")

>taking a screenshot of an image instead of just saving the image
Christ almighty I can't believe people like you actually exist"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5099582 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)22:57:12")

Okay. I just saw it and grabbed it off Facebook. When I get a chance to save the image I will. Kind of a childish thing to be upset by though."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5101170 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)20:51:33")

As if you even know the answer for OP in the first place you worthless sack of dog shit."

if(babbage's gramps !RATGzMALLY && title=="" && postNumber==5101184 && dateTime=="10/13/18(Sat)21:01:36")

>yfw you realize that it's a screen capture of a facebook share of a photo of a printout of a tweet
this is what the internet is now, anon"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5101693 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)03:32:20")

Tell me, how does it feel to LARP as someone who is a millennial?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5102450 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)14:34:57")

>being this retarded"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5102453 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)14:36:41")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5102476 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)14:47:42")

>being this upset about a bunch of pixels from an anonymous stranger on the internet"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5102671 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)16:37:24")

>grabbed it off Facebook
Yeah maybe you should just go back there"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5102672 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)16:39:26")

What a bunch of faggots. NPC meme is strong here."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5102674 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)16:39:32")

Sorry, I'm not autistic. I don't limit myself to one place on the internet."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5103154 && dateTime=="10/14/18(Sun)20:27:46")

"holy fuck this thread sucks but the game is probably battletoads";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5104215 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)11:08:40")

>holy fuck this thread sucks
it's brought out the best out of /vr/"