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class Thread extends Board{
public void GiantblacksarcophagusfoundinEgypt(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "Giant black sarcophagus found in Egypt";
int postNumber = "21103235";
String image = "misteryous sarcophagus.png";
String date = "07/11/18(Wed)22:22:21";
String comment = "What do you think is inside of it?";

}
public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103241 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:23:52")

">>21103235
Its probably the ark of the covanant tbqhwy senpai"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103263 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:28:05")

">>21103235
Alexander The Great

we know his body was moved from his original burial place, and it was never found

this tomb is in Alexandria, Egypt, his crown city.

In the tomb was a bust that strongly resembles other ATG busts

won't know for certain until it's open, but I think it's him"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103265 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:28:29")

"bump";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103271 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:29:04")

">>21103235
Dio"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103281 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:30:56")

"Bump";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103294 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:32:22")

">>21103235
WE"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103296 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:32:54")

">>21103263
This is actually a really good guess, but why would he be buried in an unmarked grave?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103303 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:34:29")

">>21103235
probably somebody nobody outside of archeological circles and egyptology enthusiasts will have ever heard of."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103316 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:37:33")

">>21103296
If it is then they've been foreshadowing it a bit for a week or more here"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103320 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:38:00")

">>21103235
A goddamn Antediluvian. These truly are the final nights."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103332 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:41:48")

"Whatever it was if it was anything to further our understanding of ourselves they removed it and replaced it with some jookaboo bones to mislead the public";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103343 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:43:32" && image=="vtmb-beckett.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103345 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:44:09" && image=="zoomed.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103374 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:52:36" && image=="what.jpg")

"https://www.sciencealert.com/huge-mystery-sarcophagus-unearthed-in-egypt-alexandria

lol"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103390 && dateTime=="07/11/18(Wed)22:55:53")

">>21103374
twitter. com/finkd/status/1323782404"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103826 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:06:58")

"Bump";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103831 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:07:58")

"post yfw it's nosferatu";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103838 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:09:15")

">>21103235
Mumm-Ra the Everliving. Thundercats tried to warn us."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103840 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:09:20" && image=="Sierra Nevada.jpg")

">>21103235
Alexander's coffin. Hidden for centuries all over Egypt until its final Ptolemaic guard finally let it rest here.

Odds are the alabaster bust is likely him eroded by time or on purpose to prevent his grave from being desecrated.

Since Alexander took over the known world and he's still taught about and known the world over he doesn't require an elaborate tomb or material riches. Just a place to preserve his body."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103841 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:09:24" && image=="DBCBDFA2-6B72-4884-A984-18A8C9C10FA9.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103886 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:21:03")

">>21103235
>>21103271
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103900 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:24:23")

"Probably just some dead rich asshole.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103904 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:24:40" && image=="clubt5b.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103909 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:25:23")

">>21103235
KANGS"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21103913 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:25:58" && image=="vamp2204008.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21104029 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)00:49:48" && image=="903425_10151616785015992_1165711822_o.jpg")

"Spock!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21104338 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:13:03")

"It's me";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21104340 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)02:14:04")

"ITS BAYEK";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21104545 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:35:58")

">>21103235
>What do you think is inside of it?

nephren-ka"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21104561 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:39:08")

">>21103235
It's ATEM

>>21103241
Fateshit goes to >>>/vg/"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21104566 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:39:38")

">>21103296
Unmarked now =/= unmarked 2,000 years ago."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21104595 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:45:26" && image=="konnodioda.gif")

"You though it was going to be a mummy or something, but actually";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21104599 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)03:47:09")

">>21103241
Ancient pencil."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105137 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:30:45")

">>21103294
WUZ"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105152 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)06:37:48")

"The largest sealed fart every known to man.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105240 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)07:04:07" && image=="brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.jpg")

">>21105152
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAp"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105454 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:00:46")

"Well, if it were some dark unspeakable horror, the ancients surely would have clearly labeled it, right? ...right?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105476 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:06:49")

"Why don't they just open it? How long will it fucking take, all they have to do is X-ray it then a crowbar.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105512 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:15:49")

">>21103235
aliums
or
*white* king of ancient Egypt"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105515 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:16:55")

">>21103235
Nobody. The body probably was stolen by sandniggers."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105608 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:49:20")

">>21105476
This"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105628 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:55:58")

"That looks like 4chan ad tier clickbait";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105630 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)08:57:19")

"are you joking? That excavation looks 4ft deep";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105675 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:10:50")

">>21103831
It's clearly his lesser-known brother, Brian Feratu."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105679 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:11:42")

"DOOMSLAYER";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105688 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:14:28")

">>21103235
>and nobody knows who’s inside
Well fucking surprise it’s a ~2000 year old coffin that hasn’t been opened yet"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105696 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:17:32")

">>21105688
It's almost like it was buried or something."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105717 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:26:58" && image=="18722057_1922292727994735_5063992005076451328_n.jpg")

"Definitive evidence that Litopterna was still around in during the first half of the Holocene. Resolving the mystery of what the Seth-Animal really was.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105718 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:27:19")

">>21105476
Head of Egyptian archeology will have to check it doesn't change his narrative first."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105764 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:38:14")

">>21105718
So, "If the official statement on what's inside is anything other than what I've already decided it is, they're lying to cover it up," in other words."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105786 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:44:58")

">>21105764
I have no idea what what is in it but to think the Egyptians are totally honest is moronic."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105790 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:46:08")

">>21105786
There exist honest people.

It's not impossible, just improbable."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105794 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:46:51")

">>21105790
Hawass is not honest and he is the boss."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105795 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:48:16")

">>21105794
Yeah but he is a consistent liar.

He has their way to do things.

I might have beating you or I might have not, but I will pretendd like I didn't."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105798 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:48:57" && image=="1523937440633.gif")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105825 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:56:47")

">>21103235
Q unironically predicted this."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105830 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)09:58:46")

">>21105786
Ah, then it's "They're lying no matter what they say it is.""
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105844 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:00:58")

">>21105830
Yeah keep putting words in my mouth, there can be no grey only black and white."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105889 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:13:26")

">>21105718
Why would he be interested in lying about a fucking body he didn’t kill himself though lmao"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21105918 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:25:35")

">>21105844
Where do you think we are?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21106024 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:55:05")

">>21103235
My life for the Monolith"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21106039 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)10:59:59")

">>21103263
i hope this dipshit is burned and buried in a pigfarm"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21106435 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:41:59")

">>21105718
This. We will never know the truth."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21106439 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)12:43:06")

"https://youtu.be/AmP_wdxn7Qw?t=140
>we have to contain this"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21106575 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:16:30")

">>21103235
Kangz n sheieeet"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21106583 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:17:27")

"Open 'er up, faggots.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21106688 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:37:47")

">>21103353
wat"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21106700 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:39:38")

">>21103235
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21106739 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:47:24")

">>21103235
this is a weird story.
they were probably looking for it.
they probably know what's inside.
whatever they say is in there will likely be a lie.
why even release the story?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21106765 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:53:26")

">>21106583
And befall a curse? Have to have balls of steel."
;


if(Perfect Cell !!GW2qw7z9rms && title=="" && postNumber==21106766 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)13:53:31" && image=="images (2).jpg")

"You thought this was Alexander the Great, too bad it was I, Perfect Cell!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21106811 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:03:12" && image=="Homeless in Front of Richland WA Library.jpg")

"This is YOUR News video!!! For YOU. Things you heard throughout the last few days..
>CreepyPasta about Google monitoring us..
>GOD talks to Anons on /pol
why wouldn't he... Jesus hung out with prostitutes, tax collectors, criminals, lowly people, misfits... WHY WOULDN'T HE COME HERE?!?!.

>YOU are so important to HIM
and you have been doing Gods work..
YOU
>defeat shills
>expose Satan's minions
>exposing the TRUTH through all the lies here

GOOD JOB ANONS...
Every One of you is an instrument of the Almighty EVEN if You don't know it...
even if you don't know I AM , His hand moves over every situation...

https://youtu.be/Xs5vTj0zS5E

ALSO IN VID
>customer service rant
>Brexit/BritBong News
and much more

EVEN If You arnt Christian And fighting the Good fight. THIS NEWSCAST IS FOR YOU!1"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21106913 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:22:49")

">>21103838
SWORD OF OMENS

GIVE ME SIGHT BEYOND SIGHT

the sword gives you a bunch of powers but as far as I know, you can only use one at a time, the strength beyond strength can't be used with speed beyond speed and shit so you gotta rely on your normal lion strength or speed when using the other"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21106920 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:23:34")

"Milk. Betcha it's full of sour milk.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21106934 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:26:03" && image=="1048075.jpg")

"Guys...hear me out...
This is going to sound crazy....I SWEAR I'M NOT INSANE
What if....
WHAT IF...
Just throwing it out there...
What if...
They open the sarcophagus....
.....
....
AND THERE'S A MUMMY INSIDE"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21107003 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)14:38:11" && image=="benis.jpg")

">>21103235
Case closed"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21107328 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:38:36")

">>21105825
Proof nigger"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21107347 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:41:49")

">>21103235
A dead body"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21107454 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)15:58:45")

">omplying they will ever tell us what really was inside

you do know the Egyptian people in charge of this are corrupt mudslimes?
they will just say it's a boring mummy"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21107822 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:00:44")

"Egypt is a muslim nation, anything that would even remotely go against the grain of islam will be covered up and lied about.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21107877 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)17:10:54")

">>21103296

Is one of the hidden ones"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21108695 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:31:50")

">>21103235
Probably like 200 skellymen, best not to open it desu."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21108737 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)19:45:59")

">>21103345
Nope.jpg"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21108791 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:03:28" && image=="1477088660992.jpg")

">>21103235
>Should we open it
>When we do"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21108855 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:17:30" && image=="1531359746482.jpg")

"Alexander the Great.

Read this:
>While Alexander's funeral cortege was on its way to Macedon, Ptolemy seized it and took it temporarily to Memphis.His successor, Ptolemy II Philadelphus, transferred the sarcophagus to Alexandria, where it remained until at least late Antiquity. Ptolemy IX Lathyros, one of Ptolemy's final successors, replaced Alexander's sarcophagus with a glass one so he could convert the original golden one to coinage.

>The recent discovery of an enormous tomb in northern Greece, at Amphipolis, dating from the time of Alexander the Great has given rise to speculation that its original intent was to be the burial place of Alexander. This would fit with the intended destination of Alexander's funeral cortege before it was laid to rest in Alexandria.

>Pompey, Julius Caesar and Augustus all visited the tomb in Alexandria, where Augustus, allegedly, accidentally knocked the nose off. Caligula was said to have taken Alexander's breastplate from the tomb for his own use.

>Around AD 200, Emperor Septimius Severus closed Alexander's tomb to the public. His son and successor, Caracalla, a great admirer, visited the tomb during his own reign. After this, details on the fate of the tomb are hazy and lost to time.

Check the bust found next to it. The nose appears to be broken off as seen by the indent whereas the rest is weathered from age. You can clearly see the thin lips,whats left of a nose,eyes,hair style, jawline etc

Evidence of Emperor Augustus's clumsiness?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21108858 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:18:14")

"I'm inside, leave me alone";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21108868 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:19:51")

"It's 9 foot long by the way.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21108894 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:25:41")

">>21108858
Get fucked u neet ass mummy we're gonna stare at ya"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21108900 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:26:33" && image=="1518672348910.jpg")

">New henge discovered at Newgrange thanks to the heatwave revealing it with burnt grass showing the outlines of it.
>Ancient 1000+ year old temple found in Mexico thanks to last years earthquake that killed 400 people. It's dedicated to a rain god.
>9 foot long, completely black sarcophagus and accompanying massive bust found beneath a random building allotment in Alexandria during pre construction land surveying.

Freaky week in Archaeology."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21108924 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:30:59")

">>21108868
the article I read said 5 ft wide, maybe it a fat person or jews trying to save money and had entire family stuffed into a box."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21108931 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:32:38")

">>21108855
Holy shit!

That will be a huge discovery if it was.
>inb4 Macedonia/Greece contest the rights to repatriate him home to the original resting place."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21108948 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:35:45")

">>21103235

Whoever it is unless it conforms to the PC culture of today the jews will fuck it up

>>21103263
>Alexander The Great

Only if they can DNA test and prove he was a black transexual lesbian otherkin"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21108968 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:40:26")

"I hope it is Jesus, after they crucified him that found out he was a zombie and trapped him inside a cursed sarcophagus. remember when the bible says 1000 years is 1 day to god? So if God was dead for 3 days, that would be 3 thousand years stuck in that box.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21108973 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:41:57")

">>21103263
I dont think its him at all, the tomb is too shabby for him. The Bust appears to have been found at a closer surface depth. This area was infact inhabited prior to the founding of Alexandria. Keep in mind Alexanders corpse and previous tombs where ornate, they where plundere by several rulers mostly Roman. There are several other locations he could possibly be buried at, but i dont think this is it. This Sarcophagus may be older than Ptolemaic times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j9uHyDSH0s&t=10s"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21108998 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)20:46:58")

">>21107822
Not really, they call everything prior to Islam Jahalliya or something like that...Which means times of ignorance. The simply dismiss it all as pre islamic ignorance. They will cover it up if its alien or has hidden tech or something like that."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21109053 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:00:44" && image=="8PG7XaeG_74DV9QDYHLsvKv-hTDysxUvBQxb8aGQ2vg.jpg")

">>21103235
desu probably just some more lobstan"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21109246 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)21:58:17")

"Plot twist - its the DOOM Marine";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21109253 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:00:08" && image=="1469429893102.jpg")

">>21109246
Completely under the bridge"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21109300 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:13:28")

">>21109246
slightly opens sarcophagus, DooM music starts playing"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21109303 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:14:46")

"It's Tacgnol, destroyer of worlds.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21109334 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:22:31")

"A giant black sarcophagus for a giant black man because they wuz kangz.
Jk. Probably looking at an earlier version of the iconic sarcophagus. More crude and aimed for functionality not flare"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21109352 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:27:59" && image=="60AC6BD6-370B-4F38-B1D9-800A0E3FBF1C.png")

">>21103345
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE PROPHECY IS TRUE!!!!11!!!1"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21109354 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:28:15")

"AWAKEN MY MASTERS";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21109359 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:29:04")

"Imotep";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21109389 && dateTime=="07/12/18(Thu)22:36:34")

"It's totally a coffin with a dead person in it. Which is rare for Egypt. Nothing is ever found in the ground except that one time Brendan Fraser found his mommy.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21110050 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:04:28")

"Doomguy";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21110068 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:09:54")

">>21103235
A cool looking corpse of a past girlfriend"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21110103 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:19:55")

">>21110068
Lol .. Go back to kol"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21110108 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:21:45")

">>21103294
MUST"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21110115 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)01:23:14")

">>21103235
It's a publicity stunt. The Undertaker is going to pop out and resurrect his career."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21110233 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)02:07:04")

">>21106934
I would fuck you so hard"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21110425 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)03:02:01")

">>21110115
If they did a huge Geraldo Rivera style buildup and that was it I wouldn't even be mad"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21110705 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)05:12:51" && image=="2dpBy.png")

">>21103235
Dio Brando"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21110849 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)06:13:37")

"My original body";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21110853 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)06:16:02")

">>21103235
I'm thinking the remains of a mummy would be a safe bet.

I could be wrong."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21110870 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)06:27:49")

">>21108968
Interesting as fuck"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21110879 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)06:31:35" && image=="1414195272027.gif")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21110882 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)06:32:16" && image=="sweet zombie jesus.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21110892 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)06:35:39" && image=="1518751644308.gif")

">>21103235
>open it
>see this qt still alive and struggling against her bandages
what do?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21110918 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)06:42:39")

">>21110892
She's sooooo kyooooot... <3"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21111090 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)07:44:21" && image=="the_scroll_of_the_black_pharaoh_by_jasonmckittrick-d4utqd7.jpg")

">>21103235
>What do you think is inside of it?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21111154 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)08:14:36" && image=="1523974810136.gif")

"It's IMHOTEP. That sarcaphogus...is CURSED";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21111264 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)09:12:10")

">>21103235
Another one of these guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21111292 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)09:26:19")

">>21111154
Imhotep was a pretty cool guy though. Architect, chancellor, High Priest of Ra. Probably not gonna curse anyone."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21111294 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)09:26:43")

"It's a giant";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21111532 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)10:43:20")

">>21103271
wryyy..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21111625 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)11:16:27")

">>21103235

Why don't they fucking open it and find out?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21111641 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)11:23:13")

">>21111625
"Ha! It's Mr. Skellington's coffin. I knew it!""
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21111649 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)11:25:15")

">>21103235

>I do not recall distinctly when it began, but it was months ago. The general tension was horrible. To a season of political and social upheaval was added a strange and brooding apprehension of hideous physical danger; a danger widespread and all-embracing, such a danger as may be imagined only in the most terrible phantasms of the night. I recall that the people went about with pale and worried faces, and whispered warnings and prophecies which no one dared consciously repeat or acknowledge to himself that he had heard. A sense of monstrous guilt was upon the land, and out of the abysses between the stars swept chill currents that made men shiver in dark and lonely places. There was a daemoniac alteration in the sequence of the seasons—the autumn heat lingered fearsomely, and everyone felt that the world and perhaps the universe had passed from the control of known gods or forces to that of gods or forces which were unknown.
>And it was then that Nyarlathotep came out of Egypt. Who he was, none could tell, but he was of the old native blood and looked like a Pharaoh. The fellahin knelt when they saw him, yet could not say why. He said he had risen up out of the blackness of twenty-seven centuries, and that he had heard messages from places not on this planet."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21111651 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)11:26:44")

">>21111641

That's not even clever."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21111841 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)12:21:57")

">>21108855
In>>21103840
ah
The fairy tales of alexander the prince"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21112052 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)12:59:12")

">>21107003
this
it's full of dicks"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21112640 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)14:52:55")

">>21110892
Oh you have no idea. I'd HUGG and FUGG her like crazy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21112756 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)15:07:39")

">>21105476
First off, it weighs 30 tons, the lid is 15 tons. Did you also think they wanted to open it in a shabby hole and get the fine specimen dirty and ruined? They most likely want to get it to some museum and keep the information found inside it hidden from the public eye."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21112816 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)15:17:59")

">>21112756
>want to get it to some museum and keep the information found inside it hidden from the public eye

No shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21112818 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)15:18:21" && image=="Skjermbilde.png")

">>21103345
>bi-product of chemical or acid erotion"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21112852 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)15:23:37")

">>21111649
source?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21112854 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)15:23:42")

">>21105476
>>21112756
Is x-ray even able to penetrate that granite?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21112924 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)15:32:19" && image=="sarcophagus of hapmen.jpg")

">>21112854
yes, they should already have equipment that have done similar jobs to this before, considering this isn't the first granite sercophagus they have found."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21113346 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:39:16" && image=="1531511960598.webm")

">>21103235
>You have set me free.. My chosen.
Please let it be cute princess removed from history books."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21113378 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:46:33")

">>21112852
Does Google mean something to you?

http://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/n.aspx"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21113393 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:49:48")

">>21103235
octopussys"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21113415 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:55:41")

">>21113346
you mean a skeleton?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21113430 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)16:59:16" && image=="2FD88B35-7165-43B2-A821-7C9363461469.jpg")

"This just happened and I guarantee you more will come due to that coffin.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21113447 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)17:02:15")

">>21113430
Oh shit nigga"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21113473 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)17:08:15" && image=="JarJar.jpg")

"If this is another doomsday scenario I'm gonna lose it. Can't we have one cool thing that wont blow us up, vaporize us, enslave us, drain ouir souls, convert us into autamotons, prepare us for reality wars, or probe us?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21113675 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)17:41:51" && image=="baked_potato_cat.jpg")

">>21113473
>one cool thing that wont blow us up, vaporize us, enslave us, drain ouir souls, convert us into autamotons, prepare us for reality wars, or probe us?

Sure thing: here's Baked Potato Cat, who will do none of those things... but only because it doesn't feel like rebuilding the universe yet again."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21113728 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)17:52:54")

">>21113430
This right here, no details on what chemical plant it was. Not to mention that the reason given for ignition was high temperature. Wouldn't a company that works in these conditions every year know that and prevent it?

The lack of details should have you all curious."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21113734 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)17:54:28")

">>21103235
It's an ancient septic tank"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21113770 && dateTime=="07/13/18(Fri)18:01:55")

">>21105717
that would be weird as fuck though, proof that a animal like that lived along humans."
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}
}