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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "20349358";
String image = "tumblr_lv0offqr371qeuyuuo1_500.jpg";
String date = "12/13/18(Thu)12:46:22";
String comment = "need to make some extra cash.
don't care if it's illegal, just don't wanna go to jail.
preferably online.
gimme some advice brethren";
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String fullTitle = "Moving out of parents house";
int postNumber = "20349437";
String image = "4L_i3H5eDSo.jpg";
String date = "12/13/18(Thu)13:01:05";
String comment = "Finally moving out of my parents house at 22. Got a job in another state in my field that I studied during college. Any advice for a fresh graduate entering the workforce and living independently for the first time?";
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String fullTitle = "WHY DO I DO THIS?!?!";
int postNumber = "20349263";
String image = "1539576405871.png";
String date = "12/13/18(Thu)12:11:59";
String comment = ">had a mental crisis eariler this semester
>missed finals because of it
>see some people from my class, some i consider buddies
>they look at me
>instead of saying anything i just keep fucking walking
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "20349320";
String image = "1543007356437.jpg";
String date = "12/13/18(Thu)12:32:09";
String comment = ">see pretty girl
>walk up
>"hi my names anon"
What do I do next?";
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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "20348454";
String image = "images (25).jpg";
String date = "12/13/18(Thu)05:06:37";
String comment = "If you don't smile but just have a neutral expression, are people afraid of you? When I smile, i look like a definite serial killer (like 4th pic).
Pic is related, except im a guy.";
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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "20348732";
String image = "1542188051797.png";
String date = "12/13/18(Thu)08:28:31";
String comment = "Why does every girl I get into a relationship with start seeing me as a little brother and breaks up because of it?
I'm really at the point of not starting any serious relationships anymore and just pump and dump because of this problem.";
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String fullTitle = "Should I get my teeth whitened?";
int postNumber = "20349333";
String image = "911E2753-2394-4C09-9C29-EFDBF2A1D98C.jpg";
String date = "12/13/18(Thu)12:37:14";
String comment = "I have yellow George Washington teeth from literal decades (20 y/o) of neglecting daily brushing. I want to start over and get my teeth bleached. I brush everyday now and got all of my cavities filled, but I look like Austin Powers";
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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "20348803";
String image = "FB_IMG_1540420013260.jpg";
String date = "12/13/18(Thu)09:09:52";
String comment = "How to fix trust issues on a new relationship?
Just a few weeks ago both of us were endlessly happy that we meet each other sometimes. We even told each other how happy we are together.
FFW to this day: my gf told her friends about me and there all of the trust issues started. I think my shitty rumored past was used as an argument against me. I barely know her friends and I think they help her in a missunderstood way. How can I fix this? She lies sometimes about her plannings just so that we don't meet up that day.";
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String fullTitle = "How to kill myself";
int postNumber = "20349334";
String image = "155540684-288-k838863.jpg";
String date = "12/13/18(Thu)12:37:18";
String comment = "I'm honestly fucking done with life. I've tried for 21 years to live in this world and after years of gender dysphoria and depression I'm fucking done. What's a good sleeping pill to overdose on? Or maybe pain medication? Or what is a relatively peaceful way to die?";
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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "20346222";
String image = "36D44674_DF4B_426E_B456_0A6AFCF6EEC8.jpg";
String date = "12/12/18(Wed)12:34:09";
String comment = "How do I be a good teacher? I might sign up for this after-school thing where I'd teach potentially different groups of kids that go from kindergarten to highschool";
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String fullTitle = "Girlfriend has a Friend";
int postNumber = "20349086";
String image = "hqdefault.jpg";
String date = "12/13/18(Thu)11:13:35";
String comment = "im dating this girl , I love her she is the greatest girl I have ver met .
she plays WoW and has some friends from other country .
There is this guy , he will text her every day just like I do .
she will turn around to text him back ( or just ignore his messages while she is with me but won't reply if I'm there )
I have seen a few lines of their conversation they have sweet names and she treats him nicely ( she is not like that with a lot of people) and it makes me feel uncomfortable ,
how should I react ? what should I do ?";
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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "20349264";
String image = "20180407_212338_001_1523222167148.jpg";
String date = "12/13/18(Thu)12:13:12";
String comment = "Im broke and need money. I have no car and have to work from home. What online jobs can i do that will net me $1000 or more a month until i can ger a car and get a real job?
Gender: male
Education: GED and 4 semesters of engineering, fluent in english and spanish.
Rent: $300
Live in rural area and have to commute to get anywhere. Can occasionally bum a ride or borrow a car for necessities like going to the bank or grocery store.
Been unemployed for 4 days now and don't know wtf i can do.
/biz/ has been no help at all.";
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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "20348882";
String image = "29E0270E-7CC4-4175-872B-870E5039EA28.jpg";
String date = "12/13/18(Thu)09:55:42";
String comment = "Is there surgery for eye size? Girls never found me attractive and they always are saying it’s cause my eyes being too small, beady, or creepy if I ask why I’m not their type. It really bothers me a lot... cause so many say it. And I never thought about it till I was told my eyes make me unattractive";
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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "20345114";
String image = "70239504c0764227291d4f2bc3921719.jpg";
String date = "12/12/18(Wed)04:52:15";
String comment = "Boobs sagging is inevitable after having children
Would you still think you're wife is attractive even if her tits end up flat after breast feeding, or would you not be sexually attracted to her anymore?
I'm not pregnant, but i really want kids. The thought of my husband no longer finding me attractive after kids is really hard for me, though";
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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "20348637";
String image = "1541279008264.jpg";
String date = "12/13/18(Thu)06:52:21";
String comment = "I need to reset my sleep schedule, should I force myself to sleep right now and hope I can muster up the discipline to gradually fix it
OR
Should I play TF2 all day until like 7 PM(meaning 12 hours, been up 14 so far)?";