import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/asp/ - Alternative Sports";

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

public void refresh(a);

class Thread extends Board{
public void EmptyTitle(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "5511483";
String image = "Kevin-Nash.jpg";
String date = "11/09/18(Fri)08:24:28";
String comment = "I got my first real sex scene
He took me and I began to cry
fucked me until my anus bled
Was the winter of Nintey-two
Me and some guys from work
Had a band and we tried real hard
Hogan Quit, Scotty got wasted
I should've know we'd never get far
Oh, when I look back now
That raping seemed to last forever
and if I had the choice
Yeah, I'd always wanna be there
That was the best sex of my life
Ain't no use in complainin
When you've got a cock to blow
Spent my evenings down at the glory-hole
and that's when I met you yeah,
Standin' on your owners porch
You told me that I'd gape forever
Oh, and when you forced my hand
I knew it was now or never
That was the best sex of my life
Oh, Yeah back in the winter of nintey-two, oh!"

public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5511485 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:25:57" && image=="aspies obsessed with Nash.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5511490 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:27:28")

"Stop letting Nash and eddie live rent free in /asp/s head";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5511496 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:29:13")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5511534 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:49:30")

"bumpy wumpy manlets grumpy";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==5511589 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:13:10")

"Funniest thing on /asp/";