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String fullTitle = "Thanksgiving Meal General - /tmg/";
int postNumber = "15111956";
String image = "4AF0C96F-41C9-4BBB-BE9A-7EC2A96A9ED2.jpg";
String date = "11/23/20(Mon)19:36:14";
String comment = "/ck/ I’m on a time crunch here. I’m getting an 8-12 pound Turkey and have no idea how to make this thing moist and tasty. I bombed horribly last year, help me regain my family’s pride!

I’m also looking for a good baked Mac and cheese recipe. All thanksgiving recipes welcome";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "15125064";
String image = "Once+you+popyou+lose+all+creativity_868810_8105010.jpg";
String date = "11/26/20(Thu)02:59:40";
String comment = "For me, it's Prongles";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "15123570";
String image = "93364F60-8AD4-4A31-B498-40AA0B1DA039.png";
String date = "11/25/20(Wed)20:28:52";
String comment = "Port Salut Cheese";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "15125029";
String image = "_113903031_mediaitem113903028.jpg";
String date = "11/26/20(Thu)02:45:06";
String comment = "I fucking hate this vegetable like you wouldn't believe.";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "15124388";
String image = "02C39CC5-0839-41FD-BEAC-5100186A232D.jpg";
String date = "11/25/20(Wed)23:35:58";
String comment = "Is this the ultimate pleb filter food?";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "15124868";
String image = "13E0334B-EBDB-4101-B3FE-4A0CA7F93F37.jpg";
String date = "11/26/20(Thu)01:56:00";
String comment = "How come Germany allows products with names like this? Also what the fuck are fagottinis?";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "15124861";
String image = "istock-537640710.jpg";
String date = "11/26/20(Thu)01:52:17";
String comment = "Pineapple on pizza. Yes. I approve. Justice.";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "15122258";
String image = "Pastry-Wall-Case.jpg";
String date = "11/25/20(Wed)16:06:03";
String comment = "Do you grab a free donut to eat while you shop at your local grocery store? Nobody gives a fuck and certainly nobody will care enough to stop you";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "15121494";
String image = "pic-selected-201125-1333-18.png";
String date = "11/25/20(Wed)13:35:20";
String comment = "DUDE

WHAT *claps*
THE *claps*
FUCK *claps*

do reddit-americans really not know how to eat with a fork and knife?
what the FUCK is this technique?";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "15124960";
String image = "s.jpg";
String date = "11/26/20(Thu)02:23:16";
String comment = "should businesses have the right to deny service to whoever they want without facing political backlash?";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "15125052";
String image = "IMG_20201126_025323276.jpg";
String date = "11/26/20(Thu)02:55:22";
String comment = "When do I tent this?";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "15122003";
String image = "images (4).jpg";
String date = "11/25/20(Wed)15:15:27";
String comment = ">try to diet, want to lose about 8kg
>switch all my usual foods around, eat instead white fish, vegetables, and oatmeal
>become fucking starving, vegetables give me terrible has and diarrhea, body rejects swallowing any more plain white fish
>become angry hungry, binge on my normal foods again, don't lose weight

How do I cure this? I am seriously considering smoking cigarettes i don't want to be so pudgy anymore REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE please help";

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String fullTitle = "/sg/ - sloppa general";
int postNumber = "15122862";
String image = "yocdwvwfh2z51.jpg";
String date = "11/25/20(Wed)18:12:58";
String comment = "ITT: we share quintessential "slop 'o shit" concoctions";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "15122883";
String image = "gettyimages-dv1772067-612x612.jpg";
String date = "11/25/20(Wed)18:17:19";
String comment = "Why do girls pretend to like pumpkin pie?";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "15124988";
String image = "maxresdefault.jpg";
String date = "11/26/20(Thu)02:32:53";
String comment = "Hello food fans";