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String date = "10/30/18(Tue)11:20:41";
String comment = "My wife has been using "flushable" wipes behind my back. Should I just rent a snake and preemptively blast through the mess she has made or am I fine";

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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489055 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)11:26:29")

"The non flushable wipes are made out of a plastic fiber where the flushable ones are made of some degradable material

You should be fine."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489125 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)13:49:15" && image=="1474076362390.png")

">>1489052
Don't complain, those things are GOAT. I'll never go back to regular tp.
As long as she doesn't do too many at once and they're flushable you should be fine.
Biggest problem I had was the roots coming in to our old pipes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489134 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)14:07:34")

">>1489052
I would pay a company that also has a camera on the snake to do it. At least you have an idea of what your pipe system is like and then there after you could try to maintain it yourself."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489144 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)14:25:53")

">>1489052
>hates his wife so much he forgets what the word flushable means"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489165 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)15:08:38")

">>1489134
Good idea desu
>>1489144
Note "flushable" in quotes. She could have been flushing any manner of things down that hole without reading the package and assuming things."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489168 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)15:12:43")

">>1489052
This is easy anon, put a small trashcan next to the toilet and talk to her. "Hey babe, I don't care if you want to use the wipes, but please put them into the shitcan instead of the shitter." Problem solved."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489170 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)15:15:27")

">>1489125
>As long as she doesn't do too many at once
have you never shared a toilet with a woman?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489172 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)15:15:54")

">>1489052
Maybe you should see if they can break down in water

idk"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489173 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)15:21:10")

">>1489165
What else do you think she's hiding from you anon?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489183 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)15:34:01")

"just throw them in the trash
its not hard"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489185 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)15:43:31" && image=="1486361045827.gif")

">>1489168
Then you'd literally have another shitcan. It would smell and heaven help you if you have diarrhea.
>>1489183
See above
>>1489170
Yeah, and they do just fine.
>>1489172
The package will tell you including whether or not they're septic tank safe.

>>1489173
Credit card debt and a Chad on the side. Luckily I'm single."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489186 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)15:47:30")

">>1489185
>Then you'd literally have another shitcan. It would smell and heaven help you if you have diarrhea.

OK so this is where being an adult comes in, if you have said diarrhea then you empty the can when you finish and NOT let it fester for a week..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489190 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)15:52:34")

">>1489186
It's still gross and would be messy with more of a risk something freak would happen covering you in shit. Plus that would get old if you were sick that day.
Just get flushables and be sensible. I limit it to 3-4 unless you haven't flushed yet.
It's simple and easy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489195 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)16:02:51")

">>1489125

Through the whole documentary I noticed there was no pep in the Chinese men's step.

I work with west Indians and a large quantity of the problem he faced is very similar to what I face every day. Yet I never have time to walk as or even organise things as slowly as those chinks"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489200 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)16:07:12")

">>1489052
>behind my back
kek"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489203 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)16:19:42" && image=="so flushable.jpg")

">>1489052
Depends on where the wipes caught in the sewer system. You can try snaking but they could be anywhere from your toilets S-Trap to the sewer main 5 miles away.

I wouldn't worry about your own pipes unless you have symptoms of a problem. But for all that's holy make her stop that shit.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-25/monster-wet-wipes-blockage-pulled-out-of-sewer-pipe/7199230"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489208 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)16:26:19")

">>1489203
why don't anglos just use bidets"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489222 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)16:48:21")

">>1489195
Wasn't it the literally the stereotype lazy niggers not doing anything?
>>1489203
That's a rare thing. One example out of the millions of those things flushed daily.
>>1489208
Good question. If I could I'd install one."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489237 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)17:03:20" && image=="flushable wipes.png")

">>1489052
>My wife has been using "flushable" wipes
Flushable wipes are a sales gimmic.
No pre-moistened wipes are flushable.
If the drains are pristine and of PVC you'll probably luck out unless there is a burr or other defect on a coupling.
One something hangs on it that starts the log-jam."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489279 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)17:53:47")

">>1489183
I did and she went and bought more, I'm really getting fed up with her shit"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489282 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)17:59:05")

">>1489279
Literally"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489336 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)19:17:14")

">>1489052
my whole family has used flushable wipes for years. no problems. if you're concerned just don't use more than 2 wipes per flush"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489364 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)20:30:23")

">>1489222
you make a T just after the water valve and plug your bidet in one end, what's so hard about it?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489366 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)20:32:12")

">>1489336
/thread"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489367 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)20:36:16")

">>1489364
I don't have the space. I live in a small, one bathroom house and that bathroom has barely enough space for toilet, tub and sink. Otherwise yes, my ass would be fresh af right now."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489369 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)20:37:54")

">>1489367
they make bidets replace the toilet seat, you don't have to go full yurop and install an ass-shaped sink inside your bathroom

Haven't you ever heard of Japanese toilets?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489385 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)21:10:22")

">>1489369
>Haven't you ever heard of Japanese toilets?
No t b h"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489393 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)21:25:56" && image=="japan-toilets-a-2016.jpg")

">>1489369
>Haven't you ever heard of Japanese toilets?
sure - they even have a container for the used flushable wipes"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489395 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)21:33:40" && image=="JapaneseSquatToilet.jpg")

">>1489393
That's 'old school'. The newer ones have electronic sensor automatic flush valves."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489398 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)21:36:54" && image=="1540850054582.jpg")

">lideral shidbosting :DDD";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489406 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)22:10:31")

">>1489395
jesus japan, stop trying to make these things advanced and just shit like humans"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489409 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)22:13:27")

">>1489395
I hope they still have normal ones for the handicapped.

>>1489398
Ironically it's not off topic and against any rules."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489425 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)22:35:51")

">>1489393
do they shit into this as well? what happens if you shit in the front part by mistake?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489430 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)22:45:05")

">>1489168
>putting used wipes in garbage can
My. Fucking. God. Please tell me you are a litteral Pajeet. At least that way I can rest in the fact that you’re a victim of culture. I don’t want to believe people in the western world actually do this."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489799 && dateTime=="10/31/18(Wed)16:49:34")

">>1489052
As a plumber, don’t worry about it. they break up eventually like tp."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489923 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)00:17:11")

">>1489222

>Wasn't it the literally the stereotype lazy niggers not doing anything?

Primarily yes. But watch it again and notice that even the chinks had no energy in anything they did. Even in discussions between themselves there was no sense of urgency or any sense of distress or even fucking annoyance when they weren't getting ahold of the stones or when they discovered that fuel was being stolen.

The only times I have ever sat in a truck and watched the men working while having some boring "looking for things to say" discussions with my partner/colleague was when everything was going well and things were in control. And yes I deal with blacks who's heritage and even mentality goes back to the Congo Basin and I have had cutlasses swung at me over basic shit (one eg: I was sharing out the remainder of the drinking water to my late shift and someone from the concrete labour contract decided they wanted to kill me over the water), family threatened and shit stolen from my sites so it is not like those in the documentary have some sort of special "scare the china man" vibe more than anyone else."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489930 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)00:59:33")

">>1489052
just ensure her fiber intake is high
that way she clears dense logs rather than creates running rivers
her now-dense logs, preventing using a bunch of wipes, will poetically be saving trees as well"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489968 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)04:21:22")

">>1489052
Nothing you can doo butt wait. No wet wipe degrades. All those things are bad news for plumbing. HOpe you don't have a septic system. Those things get in your field line and you are fucked."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1489988 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)06:04:29")

">>1489052
If you shit coprolites, you probably do just fine with dry paper.

If it's otherwise soft, it makes a damned mess and baby wipes are a real life changer."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490000 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)07:00:21")

">>1489425
You don't make mistakes like that in Japan."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490002 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)07:15:39")

"Just leaving this here
abc.net.au/news/2018-04-12/accc-fines-pental-for-false-claims-about-flushable-wipes/9647978
And this
https://www.accc.gov.au/media-release/accc-takes-court-action-on-flushable-wipes

>>1489799
Get out of here turd surgeon, why would anyone take advice from someone who's career aspirations were to stick their hands down toilets for a living."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490030 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)09:15:54")

">>1489923
I figured the Chinese guys were exhausted dealing with them and have up.
Also, sounds like you have experience in this."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490031 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)09:26:02")

">>1489195
depression"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490043 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)09:55:40")

">>1489425
You shit on the flat part and when you flush water runs down from a hole in the top of the flat."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490117 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)13:06:10")

">>1489799
>As a plumber,
This is like going to the tire store and asking if they think you need new tires..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490309 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)20:07:37")

">>1490030

Main focus Chinaman had just arrived so he should have had more drive.

Also my American wife gives me 10x more stress than a team of lazybois. I'd prefer to deal with Africans than health and safety or any of that beauracratic bullshit you first worlders deal with. Now THAT shit depressed me when I worked in England."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490334 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)20:51:11")

">>1489425
Or just a bad case of explosive ass? I already hate cleaning my ass, I don't need to clean off my calves and shoes too."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490355 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)21:20:58")

">>1490334
Kek, this. What a horrible design, why does it even exist?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490360 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)21:27:06" && image=="image040.jpg")

">>1489208
>>1489222
>>1489364
>>1489367
>>1489369
Just use this. OMFG what is so hard. You don't need bidet. just a water jet attached to the toilet
then you can use towel or paper to wipe your clean ass"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490366 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)21:51:52")

">>1490360
I didn't know they existed, jeez. But how am I supposed to get clean when that thing is aimed inside the bowl?!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490369 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)22:17:59")

">>1490360
>OMFG what is so hard.
can you drill through an existing toilet and put those in? or need custom toilet."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490370 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)22:19:23")

">>1490366
I think you reach down and point the nozzle up? How do you control it? Seems like it would just shoot either too high or too low - one doesnt work, the other splatters water on the front of the rim, or just sprays water out between your legs."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490387 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)23:25:55")

">>1490370
The last thing I want to do is touch a poop water nozzle"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490434 && dateTime=="11/02/18(Fri)02:58:02")

">>1489190
3-4?! What nasty sticky shits do you have?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490443 && dateTime=="11/02/18(Fri)04:09:45")

">>1489052
OP dont use them. It's a lie theres no such thing as flushable wet wipes. You can ask anyone at the waste management companies they are a nightmare. Just bought a house from an elderly couple and they decided not to mention the serious plumbing issues they had, so we had three plumbers come out within a month after noticing our own sewage water come up from the floor drain. Pulled out maybe a hundred wet wipes that have been building up in the lines. Still an issue even after how many they pulled out."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490526 && dateTime=="11/02/18(Fri)09:34:14")

">>1490434
I'm ocd for starters. And my bowels are a disaster."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490533 && dateTime=="11/02/18(Fri)09:52:05")

">>1490369
>can you drill through an existing toilet and put those in?
It's a replacement toilet seat. The only difficult part is installing an electrical junction box near the toilet."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490555 && dateTime=="11/02/18(Fri)10:18:59")

">>1490526
Fair enough."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490575 && dateTime=="11/02/18(Fri)11:36:01")

">>1490370
>>1490387
you adjust it once to aim up, and turn it on when you are sitting on the toilet otherwise ... well there will be water everywhere"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490585 && dateTime=="11/02/18(Fri)12:18:55")

">>1489052
>>1489052
ignore the trolls. just make sure they are biodegradable. if they are then flush away.
source:
6 people in house 3 toliets and 4 regular wet wipes users. used to have to get drains rodded every couple of years with normal ones. i finally sat down and did some internetting and in the end bought naty baby wipes (other brands are available) and told them they couldn't use anything else. since then all good no problems. been 3 years ish"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490659 && dateTime=="11/02/18(Fri)15:08:01")

">>1489052
LOL! I mistook swiffers for paper towels.

Boy, what a mistake that was.

I ended up putting 5 packs of mentos down the service opening with coke."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490857 && dateTime=="11/02/18(Fri)22:17:05")

">>1489430
Pajeets don't wipe themselves like some dirty hippie dude"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1490994 && dateTime=="11/03/18(Sat)07:27:00")

">>1489430
>>1490857
In brazil most homes do this. It`s because most places have septic tanks instead of normal sewage, and wipes can fuck them up"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1491899 && dateTime=="11/04/18(Sun)18:19:49")

">>1489406
>Space age technical utopia
>Still shitting in a hole in the ground
Stay savage yellow niggers"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1492014 && dateTime=="11/04/18(Sun)22:47:20")

">>1489923
I think the Chinese aren't really into it because their real point is to keep giving the Africans deals with the devil, where they basically build roads and grease them up to steal their mineral rights and collect on their loans, it's stealth colonization. Their real goal is to thieve their shit, so the more that can go wrong, the better"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1492199 && dateTime=="11/05/18(Mon)10:48:15" && image=="SmartSelectImage_2016-07-20-07-25-11.png")

">>1492014
>they basically build roads and grease them up to steal their mineral rights and collect on their loans, it's stealth colonization. Their real goal is to thieve their shit

Winrar"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1492222 && dateTime=="11/05/18(Mon)11:53:04")

">>1489125
Thank you, Lao Yang"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1492261 && dateTime=="11/05/18(Mon)13:57:43")

">>1489125
THANK YOU, LAO YANG"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1492334 && dateTime=="11/05/18(Mon)16:24:51")

">>1489052
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1492361 && dateTime=="11/05/18(Mon)17:24:47")

">>1492334
Wow. I'm going to try this tonight! Thanks Anon!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1492366 && dateTime=="11/05/18(Mon)17:39:58")

">>1492014

That is the Chinese government and financial sector. Not these actual contractors.

That guy isn't standing there thinking "I don't care about this all I care about is the spice"."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1492369 && dateTime=="11/05/18(Mon)17:44:34")

">>1492361
elaborate"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1492384 && dateTime=="11/05/18(Mon)18:27:13")

">>1490117
Plumber here-we use them at home. If the ones you use break up in water don’t worry about it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1492389 && dateTime=="11/05/18(Mon)18:34:16")

">>1492366
If you ever had the bad luck of working with chinese people (from china, not emigrants or some shit) you will know they probably were thinking something worse that me and you can`t fathom. Every chinese worker I`ve met was a piece of shit and those africans are right on behaving like that because the chinese deserve worse. Just look at what that scum did to xinjiang"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1492416 && dateTime=="11/05/18(Mon)19:30:24")

"If you can just get her to stop using them. Installing a bidet might be a nice compromise.

Thanks for telling us your wife's self-conscious about her shitter though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1492425 && dateTime=="11/05/18(Mon)19:45:31")

">>1492369
He's gonna try to make meatloaf.
It'll probably be mediocre but - at least he tried..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1493356 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)15:01:44")

">>1489052
Buy a bidet attachment with flow control for like 30 dollars. Enjoy your clean ass."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1493366 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)15:11:21")

">>1489125
No, they're fucking terrible and fuck up your city's sewer system, which you have to pay for through higher utility bill rates. Buy a bidet and use like 4 squares of toilet paper to dry afterwards, it's the only way to do things once you start doing it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1493638 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)00:44:50")

"Why do people waste their money on those?
All you need to do is just get a fresh wad of toilet paper and run a little water into it and it serves the same function and doesn’t fuck up your pipes/septic"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1493649 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)01:13:03")

">>1489125
Thank you, Yao Lang.
Dollar General has the best flushable wipes. Followed closely by Cottonelle."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1494186 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:05:38")

">>1490585
Don't you think it's too early to shill them if you used to get problems every couple of years and it's only been 3 years without a problem so far? Anyway with a sample size of one and only anecdotal proof I'm not convinced. I'd rather trust the studies posted ITT."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1494191 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:21:57" && image=="Screenshot_20181109-121940.png")

">>1490360
You can get an add on bidet chute in amazon for under £20. It attaches directly to inlet pipe and pressure washes your arse perfectly. I swear by mine."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1494194 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:45:57")

">>1493638
But this don't smell like Rose or Mint, how is my asshole supposed to feel good without it?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1494520 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)17:17:55" && image=="f332c7_6248817.jpg")

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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1495076 && dateTime=="11/10/18(Sat)16:34:44")

">>1489125
this. you have no idea what its like to have to wipe shit and blood off you at the same time"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1495078 && dateTime=="11/10/18(Sat)16:42:23")

">>1494520

What kind of fucking women do you have in those ships?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1495153 && dateTime=="11/10/18(Sat)19:22:59")

">>1489052
>My wife has been using "flushable" wipes behind my back.
Well, where else are you going to need being wiped? I don't think my wife would wipe my butt."
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