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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "17018018";
String image = "1286894765253.jpg";
String date = "01/14/13(Mon)11:24";
String comment = "THIS LINK COVERS THE FOLLOWING TOPICS:

- Proven, effective exercise routines
- Diet
- How to lose weight
- How to gain weight
- Supplements

CLICK AND READ THIS BEFORE STARTING A THREAD ABOUT THESE TOPICS


Supplemental reading: Harsh's /fit/ Wiki";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "50880632";
String image = "self tan.jpg";
String date = "05/21/19(Tue)16:34:44";
String comment = "i'm pale as fuck thinking about getting some self tan because I never tan with the sun any anon have experience with then";

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String fullTitle = "Drink water to avoid cramps";
int postNumber = "50879601";
String image = "storia2.jpg";
String date = "05/21/19(Tue)15:01:26";
String comment = ">be me
>haven't been allowed to nut in over a week due to some meds I'm on
>haven't slept, eaten properly or drunk much water in 2 days because of the meds messing everything up
>GF likes to tease and leaves me with a massive stiffy before leaving home
>try to get up from my desk and then disaster hits
>a massive cramp powers through my right thigh
>all muscles in both my thighs clench in unison
>mountvesuviuserrupts.jpeg
>in .5 seconds over a week's worth of built up manly mayo spews forth with enough force to impregnate the average walnut
>produces more child batter than a 5 man bukkake party ready for the money shot
>glazes a large portion of the wooden floor, ruins the carpet and sticks to half the nearby mirror
>panic.exe
>fill up mop bucket with hot water and wooden floor cleaner
>try to mop it up, but fail miserably
>it's too thick and it spreads even further
>it's even worse on the mirror
>tfw the water in the bucket is fully saturated with fatherly love
>my shoes are sticking to the floor as I strugle to contain the musky marinade
>after 30 minutes of full on damage control, manage to subdue the thicc torrents.
>the entire room wreaks of week old cum and the floor feels like it's had a long night under the casting couch
>tfw have to explain to gf why the whole room smells like manwhore juice after she's been away
:tfw when I've never nutted this hard in my life

*Moral of the story:* fear the nutsplosion cramps and drink your water religiously to absolve yourself of such milky horrors";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "50877081";
String image = "IMG_4896.png";
String date = "05/21/19(Tue)11:18:23";
String comment = "I'm going to kill myself this week but wanted to thank you guys and Zyzz for keeping me alive until this point as I have been lifting and visiting here since I was 14 during the peak Zyzz days of 2011";

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String fullTitle = "/fraud/ steroids general";
int postNumber = "50880797";
String image = "you came to the wrong designated 👴🏾👨🏾.webm";
String date = "05/21/19(Tue)16:49:00";
String comment = "Welcome to /fraud/ steroids general.

Before asking questions, please be sure you've read the wiki:
https://www.reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index

Once that's done, make sure to include the following alongside your question:
>age
>height
>weight
>bodyfat
>time spent lifting
>girth

Oral-only cycles shut down natural hormone production and put strain on the liver for small results. Just pin. If you're scared of needles, stop being a pussy or accept that you can't use gear.

Even as certified internet doctors, we can't tell you how to dose your AI. It's very individual.

Absolutely no source talk allowed.";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "50880459";
String image = "1413198079968_wps_15_Bodybuilding_IT_geek_Mich.jpg";
String date = "05/21/19(Tue)16:19:08";
String comment = "seen any people who lift with glasses? rare af right? also.. can't someone fix eye sight naturally? like forever? come on.. there has to be a way";

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String fullTitle = "STOP VERTICAL PULLING";
int postNumber = "50876309";
String image = "54446846_1212102438984155_9081436393104753885_n.jpg";
String date = "05/21/19(Tue)09:51:04";
String comment = "There is literally NO REASON to perform vertical pulls. Horizontal pulls accomplish the exact same thing, except EVEN MORE.

>but my lower back is too taxed

Non-sense, there is NO REASON TO EVER VERTICAL PULL. If your lower back is taxed, then simply form ANY braced row... standard DB row, chest supported T-Bar row, inverted rows, and I think you will find cable rows very easy on the lower back.

PROVE ME WRONG.";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "50875298";
String image = "1551283239164.jpg";
String date = "05/21/19(Tue)07:36:09";
String comment = "I'm a hairy motherfucker and I want to see my gains for the first time in my life.
How do I proceed to shave or trim or whatever my body hair?";

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String fullTitle = "High meat #2";
int postNumber = "50880100";
String image = "IMG_20190521_221353.jpg";
String date = "05/21/19(Tue)15:46:50";
String comment = "So, a week has passed. This stuff smells ungodly. Or rather, the gas inside the pot does. The liver itself isn't actually rancid and taken out of the pot barely smells.
I tried a piece yesterday. More than 24 hours have passed (during which I've eaten almost nothing) and I haven't died, so that's a good sign. It didn't really live up to expectations, probably it's too early still. Makes sense, the reason I wanted to try a piece this early was to give my gut less of a shock.
The taste was like just like liver, except faintly bitter and spicier. Haven't heard about bitterness before, hopefully it's not a bad sign.";

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String fullTitle = "be honest /fit/";
int postNumber = "50879920";
String image = "1558466662532.jpg";
String date = "05/21/19(Tue)15:32:34";
String comment = "Is this you?";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "50878048";
String image = "1444F211-905D-48ED-9C6A-870345725960.jpg";
String date = "05/21/19(Tue)12:42:30";
String comment = "How much water do you drink per day /fit/?

Also: reminder to drink water";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "50877870";
String image = "1555846828221.webm";
String date = "05/21/19(Tue)12:29:03";
String comment = "How the fuck do you pick up cardiobunnies?";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "50879756";
String image = "05-21-2019.jpg";
String date = "05/21/19(Tue)15:15:03";
String comment = "Can lifting fix ugly male faces";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "50877315";
String image = "Yo!.jpg";
String date = "05/21/19(Tue)11:43:17";
String comment = "Are there any negatives to jacking off with your dick and hand covered in shampoo? Asking for a friend.";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "50874502";
String image = "tumblr_n3f698xAzt1s5hzpao1_500.jpg";
String date = "05/21/19(Tue)04:50:32";
String comment = "Whats the best compliment you got regarding your phyique?";