import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/fit/ - Fitness";
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public void menu();

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class Thread extends Board{
public void /fat/FatYagamiEdition(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "/fat/ Fat Yagami Edition";
int postNumber = "48299285";
String image = "1540056240014.png";
String date = "11/08/18(Thu)16:03:31";
String comment = ">Who is /fat/ for?
For roundbois who want to better themselves through meaningful hard-work, strategy, and dedication.

>This is not QTDDTOT, ask questions about fat loss, but use that thread for general questions.

>Read the /fit/ sticky (redundant but it covers all the basics of diet and excercise)
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html

>Calculate your Body Fat Percentage
http://fitness.bizcalcs.com/Calculator.asp?Calc=Body-Fat-Navy (Gonna need waist/neck measurements)

>Calculate your TDEE (Total Daily Energy Expenditure) USE "SEDENTARY" FOR CALCULATIONS
https://www.sailrabbit.com/bmr/ (complex)
http://www.fitnessfrog.com/calculators/tdee-calculator.html (simple)

>Plan your weight loss week by week
https://www.losertown.org/eats/cal.php

>Track your calories and macros with MyFitnessPal or Cronometer. Works best on smartphones
https://www.myfitnesspal.com (better for packaged food)
https://www.cronometer.com (better for generic food/tracking micronutrients)


Previous thread: >>48281340"
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}
public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48299292 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)16:03:56")

"Stop eating processed foods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rcfvRGZsDs"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48299394 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)16:14:27" && image=="1516248586730.png")

"confess";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48299407 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)16:15:52")

">>48299394
Friend mentioned Taco Bell and I wanted it but I didn't get any. Having salmon for dinner tonight."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48299414 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)16:16:36")

"dont give up lads, keep moving foward no matter how hard it gets";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48299438 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)16:19:14" && image=="09751D59-5A73-4380-B0A5-9AF23F190F60.jpg")

">>48299394
I fapped today. I need to get a week in. I think I can make it if I do."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48299457 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)16:21:02")

">>48299394
3 stellas"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48299458 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)16:21:03")

">>48299438
we don't support memes here. this is a redpill only general"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48299501 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)16:26:26")

">>48299394
In-n-out yesterday. Snacked a lot later into the night on top of it, even beer. Fit the calories in somehow but still feel bad about it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48299510 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)16:27:41")

">>48299394
I ate over my limit yesterday, albeit only by about 50, and it was an apple. Gonna take a longer walk today to work it off."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48299515 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)16:27:57")

">>48299394
Nothing to confess in the last 5 days. Feels good."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48299788 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)16:53:28")

">>48299285
so i lost 40 kg. now at 90 which is normal for my height. Now what? Do i eat more and focus on building muscle or keep trying to loose even more weight? ive been standing still for like 2 months because of this because im so unsure what i should be doing"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48299804 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)16:54:52")

">>48299394
Nothing to confess father. Completed a 48hour fast tue. night and ate <1600kcal yesterday maintaining keto. Starting another fast today then resuming eating saturday. Trying to increase my cardio, currently doing 20min HIIT on the elliptical daily."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48299817 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)16:55:45")

">>48299285
you're all gonna fail. try and fail. try and fail. try and fail. for the rest of your lives hahaha"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48299857 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)16:58:23")

">>48299788
Being able to maintain weight for 2 months is impressive by itself. Most people become a skeleton or gain it back. It really depends on the aesthetic you're wanting to go for. What's your goal body?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48300091 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)17:16:31")

">>48299292
pretty interesting, I used to eat smoothies but I guess I'll stop that"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48300400 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)17:40:59" && image=="1525160790972.jpg")

">>48299817
Already been trying for 4 years at this point so forever isn't that much of a stretch"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48300423 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)17:43:26")

"Really fucking hate myself. Went to the break room this morning and someone had brought in kolaches and chick fill a. Ten minutes later I crushed two chicken biscuits and three kolaches.


Lunch was just as bad. I literally felt like a zombie ordering food then eating it. 2200 kcals of shit.


Today was bad.

Tomorrow won't be."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48300444 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)17:45:51")

"Lost .8 pounds since my last weigh in few days ago. Feels good";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48300455 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)17:46:36")

">>48299292
>give rats rat food
>they stay constant weight
>grind up the very same food
>rats gain weight

Is this why big agriculture want to supress and obfuscate on processed foods? The money they made on refined grains and seed oils is massive"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48300628 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)18:01:01" && image=="Not+hallucinate+an+entire+life+but+a+happy+one+_fe9e7de36583145982a990384074f09f[1].jpg")

"> Started at 208

> Down to 188

> Once I get to 180 I'm going to pack up all my fat person clothes and take them to Salvation Army"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48300814 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)18:19:17")

">>48299394
I eat two eggs every morning with side salad and a tomato, but I also eat a banana with a glass of yogurt. Then 6 hours later I ate a chicken breast with nothing else. Later that night I had a fucking slice of bread from a self made bread and I put on becel and a line of fish roe. I'm a fucking pig."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48300861 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)18:23:22")

">>48299394
2 boiled eggs in the morning, some weird fluffy asian shrimp taco for lunch, still at work so no dindins yet. All good on my side though, haven't sinned. Might get some sushi for dinner though, what do you lads think?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48300869 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)18:24:30")

">>48300628
>tfw shirt that was tight around my belly is now tight around my biceps

I think we're gonna make it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48300910 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)18:27:58")

"anons what do you do about buying clothes that fit halfway through your weight loss?
ive had to go down 2 pants size and shirt sizes so far and it's getting expensive"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48300933 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)18:30:13")

">>48299394
A fifth of Smirnoff last night."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48300953 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)18:32:19" && image=="1541592309641.webm")

"OK so anons the other day suggested self made yogurt dips. I bought some spices I've never really used before like:
>Grounded Paprika
>Cayenne pepper grounded
>Chili
I have curry, salt and white pepper and some lemon juice. I forgot the fucking greek yogurt but that shit is like 10 times more expensive than I thought it would be but I might get some tomorrow. Can I make some kind of dip out of these that is healthy? With some garlic I mean. I don't even know how to use these spices.
Asking 'cos you guys seem to know a lot about food and spices."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48300984 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)18:35:16")

">>48300910
I just wear my old stuff until I've to replace it due to damage and get something that fits me well again, but I also do not have to look exceptionally presentable on my job."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301193 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)18:55:26")

">>48299394
I can't keep these cravings under control. I hit 50% of my goal, but I'm losing steam and fucking up. I just want pizza and sweets until I die."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301253 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:01:41")

">>48301193
How much water do you drink?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301298 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:05:39")

">started at 16 stone
>cico for a month
>now 15 stone
>target is 11 stone

This has been too easy, I'm not really eating any healthier I am just eating a lot less."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301312 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:07:18")

">>48301298
Healthy eating is not required for weight loss, it just makes it a lot easier due to it not being as calorie dense"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301339 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:10:48" && image=="1541608765409.jpg")

">>48301298
No need to eat healthy. Healthy foods just make you healthy and are hard to get fat on, but doable of course. Your body will thank you for eating healthy though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301341 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:11:00")

">>48301253
One and a half to two bottles of water a day, typically. I guess I've been drinking less of it bc it's colder now."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301349 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:11:56")

">>48301341
Tea, coffee, water. Drink much more of it, they curb the hunger"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301378 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:14:02")

">>48301349
I don't have access to tea or coffee, but I'll definitely drink some water."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301393 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:15:17")

">>48299394
Drank a 6 pack of beer last night"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301397 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:15:27")

">>48301378
>I don't have access to tea or coffee
How come?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301402 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:15:43")

">>48299285
>tfw ran farther today than i can remember running since adulthood, if ever

I went 200 over my usual calorie budget today, but its alright. Hitting that milestone felt really good."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301419 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:17:10")

">>48301402
I have a question for you and all people who run and jog. I have a broken ankle and it hurts like shit. Anything I can do to start jogging? I want to stop being NEET so I think going out is the best way to start curing this problem. However it hurts just to walk and it's cold as fuck already. What kind of gear should I look for if there is any? Ankle support? I ain't got the budget to make custom shoes or anything either."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301420 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:17:11")

">>48301397
I don't drink either. Never have. I get a coffee only when I'm pulling an all-nighter, and that's rare."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301436 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:18:10")

">>48301420
That doesn't explain how you don't have access to them."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301454 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:20:27")

">>48301436
I don't own coffee or tea, nor have the required materials to make them?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301465 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:21:16")

">>48301454
I mean, you could just buy some later right?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301473 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:21:56" && image=="813.jpg")

">>48300444
Thats great anon! Keep it up!
>>48299788
Thats really impressive, 40kg is more than most have the willpower to lose, let alone keep it off!
>>48300628
Youre so close! Dont give up, youre in the home stretch!
>>48301298
Thats great progress, remember, its a marathon, not a sprint!


Reminder that i beleive in all of you"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301486 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:23:11" && image=="protein.jpg")

"What are some decent affordable sources of protein other than eggs and chicken?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301491 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:23:44")

">>48301465
I guess I could, but I don't drink coffee or tea unless I need them for an explicit purpose, and I don't want to get addicted in an attempt to replace the cravings I feel."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301495 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:23:57" && image=="710pkEI+5-L._SX425_.jpg")

">>48301419
Hm.
Maybe try a recumbent bike?
I have one, theyre nice because theyre suuuuper low impact. Pretty much how I convinced my obese best friend to exercise once."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301515 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:25:52")

">>48301495
recumbent? I don't know if they have anything like that here and if they do it might be in the thousands. I'll look it up. I really want to go outside more. I can do walks, it's just that like 5 miles already causes severe pain."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301521 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:26:26" && image=="organic-skim-quark-cheese-barambah-organics-side.jpg")

">>48301486
low fat quark, mix it with some frozen fruits and you're good to go.
milk is also good, but super high in sugar for the protein provided"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301527 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:27:21")

">>48301486
Pork shoulder"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301554 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:30:10")

">>48301521
What the fuck is quark? This is literally the first time I've heard of it. Translated it into my home language and found no store selling it. Weird."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301596 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:34:45" && image=="angery duck.gif")

">diet going great
>health going great
>depression still looms
>reminds you what a failure you are
SHUT THE FUCK UP"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301610 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:36:26")

">>48301554
>What the fuck is quark?
idk, it's its own dairy thing... I'll get 500g of that stuff for 70 cents here in germany which is probably the cheapest protein source available"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301625 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:37:16" && image=="cloudbread.jpg")

"Alright anons, if you're anything like me, the thing you miss the most about being able to eat whatever you want is sandwiches. Now let me introduce you to your new best friend: Cloud Bread.
It's easy to make, has no carbs, no gluten, and each slice comes out to around 35cals. The only ingredients you absolutely need are egg whites and cream of tartar, but you can add things like cream cheese or greek yogurt for an extra bit of substance."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301627 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:37:27" && image=="1541713350401.jpg")

">>48301486
Pretty healthy"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301640 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:38:33")

">>48301610
>50 cents for 500g
Anything 500g for 50 cents is a great deal if its' food. Closest I can get to that is a can of beans for 59 cents and it's 400g."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301655 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:39:45")

">>48301625
>egg whites and cream of tartar

Oh hey, this is similar to how you make merengue, which was one of my specialties to bake. This could be really fun, i loved making merengues

Difference is after you whip the egg whites you add in a ton of sugar kek"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301666 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:40:44")

">>48301625
What is wrong with making basic bread with just yeast, flour, water and a little bit of sugar and salt? Is normal flour really that bad for you?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301677 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:41:21")

">>48301655
The texture is pretty similar to a merengue right out of the oven. You have to let it sit for a while to get that bread texture."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301695 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:42:24")

">>48301515
I got mine on craigslist for 80 bucks, its literally just like the picture."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301696 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:42:34")

">>48301666
>What is wrong with making basic bread with just yeast, flour, water and a little bit of sugar and salt? Is normal flour really that bad for you?
"Normal" bread has around 3 times the calories as cloud bread. Even the low-cal whole wheat breads have around 60cal."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301705 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:43:27")

">>48301677
Neat, ill probably try it this weekend"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301711 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:43:54")

">>48301666
>>48301696
Forgot to add: It's also no-carb, making it keto friendly."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301715 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:44:32")

">>48301696
The lowest cal bread i ever saw was 35 cal a slice as well but tastes like goat food with all the whole grains"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301719 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:44:52")

">>48299458
>fapping is redpilled
Cringe and blueplled"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301727 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:45:20")

">>48299285
I'm down 6 kg from about 2 months ago chaps. 4.5kg more to go to hit my goal of 86kg"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301735 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:46:54")

">>48300910
Going through this now. I'm thinking second hand store? It's only temporary inbetween clothing so shouldn't matter"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301739 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:47:20")

">>48301491
>addicted to coffee or tea
Really"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301755 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:49:48")

">>48301420
Based caffeine free poster"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301774 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:51:48")

">>48301739
Caffeine is a drug..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301790 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:53:59")

">>48301774
stfu and never reply to me"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301893 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)20:04:53" && image=="1541712424789.gif")

"How do I get over the idea that my life is over after 30 since I didn't work hard at all in my 20's?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301910 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)20:06:00")

">>48301893
You work hard in your 30s."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301964 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)20:13:02" && image=="freedom.webm")

">>48301910
Roger that. I'll start with working out."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48301994 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)20:16:01")

">>48299394

I spent 4 months slowly gaining weight back because I started a new job. About a week into dieting now and already feeling better."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302080 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)20:27:43")

">>48300455
I don't get it
how does grinding food down makes em fatter? Makes 0 sense"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302094 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)20:28:49")

">>48301473
Are you the anime motivational poster? I saw you many threads ago when you first started out"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302099 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)20:29:09")

">>48301696
>>48301715
If you're a grown ass man and you need 2-3k calories a day to function what the fuck are you two talking about "muh bread is 35 cals a slice instead of 60". Unless you literally sit on your ass all day doing nothing, you can afford to eat stuff that will give you fuel"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302167 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)20:37:22")

">>48299285
>at the point where I look toned with clothes on
>only weakness is taking off shirt to expose fat
>body fat % getting lower and lower tho so that means that my stomach and a bit of my chest are the last areas where excess fat is residing"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302184 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)20:39:30")

">>48302099
Because some people here, me included, are doing diets at 1500 or less calories. At that point you really don't want to throw out calories that could be used to fit a perfectly good piece of fruit later in the day for no good reason.
Plus, again, bread that is keto-friendly alone is a great reason."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302195 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)20:40:56")

">>48301964
WTF is this could someone explain"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302213 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)20:43:37")

">>48302195
Everything you possibly need to know is in the filename."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302215 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)20:44:07" && image=="index.jpg")

">>48299394
I GOT OFF WORK YESTERDAY AND DESTROYED NEARLY AN ENTIRE PIZZA HUT BOX TO MYSELF.. LIKE 2500 CALORIES

TODAY I ALSO WENT HOG WILD AND ATE LIKE 3500 CALORIES.

this ends now"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302226 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)20:45:53")

">>48302213
I'm /phonefag/ right now so I can't see the filename"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302227 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)20:46:14")

">>48302226
>freedom.webm"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302278 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)20:51:45" && image=="proxy.duckduckgo.com.jpg")

"Who here /vape/?
I immediately got off of the cancer sticks after picking pic related on monday"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302290 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)20:52:33")

">>48299394
I had chips for dinner"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302295 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)20:53:01" && image=="1531969964490.png")

">>48302215
> One large pizza hut pizza
> 2.5k calories
Should we tell him?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302302 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)20:53:17")

">>48302278
You're a faggot but at least you won't be a dead faggot for a bit longer."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302317 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)20:55:07")

">>48302302
I vape like I used to smoke desu senpai
A couple puffs in the morning and after workout, some more before lunch and before bed. I also don't take it outside. Before I go out I just take some 3 or 4 puffs to last me through whatever I'm doing.
I'm not one of those fedora tippers that vape outside and in no-smoking places"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302352 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)21:00:40")

">>48302094
Nope. I actually almost never post in /fat/ for whatever reason, despite being on the same mission."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302357 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)21:01:58" && image=="1541566813175.gif")

">>48302099
Im a 5'6 chick and currently cutting on 1200 calories a day.
With that little wiggle room, ill shave calories anywhere I can."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302365 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)21:02:57")

">>48302357
post feet"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302379 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)21:04:20")

">>48302365
I was once told that I have "man feet" :("
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302381 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)21:04:25")

">>48302295

Sounds about right?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302401 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)21:06:23" && image=="Screenshot_20181108-210529_Chrome.jpg")

">>48302381
>>48302295
Its literally 2.5k calories according to mfp"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302413 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)21:07:12")

">>48302379
Post and I shall judge"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302435 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)21:09:30")

">>48302080
Due to the hormone signalling in the gut. Watch the fucking video."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302445 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)21:10:36")

">>48302401
>that sodium

oof"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302478 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)21:14:25" && image=="20181108_211359.jpg")

">>48302413
O-okay"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302511 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)21:17:37")

"Ate like total shit today. I've been ingraining good habits for a few months and progressing towards my goals though so no point sperging over it I suppose.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302572 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)21:24:05")

">>48302478
Pretty cute overall. I'd rate at 7/10, without blisters and cute shoes easily an 8"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302595 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)21:26:22")

">>48302572
Thanks, i run a lot so they take a beating."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302668 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)21:32:19")

">>48302478
>>48302595
They are kinda manly. I'm a dude and mine look more girly."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302760 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)21:40:10")

">>48302668
Post feet"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302848 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)21:47:03" && image=="1541702071298.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48302955 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)21:57:30" && image=="1d23fcec2d8eb702c748ed4c908f19c49f2abfb17656d26ca67f7d1b50926198.jpg")

">Be a fucking fatso obese motherfucker (180 lb, 5'9)

>Can't lift at all, get immediately tired"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48303135 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)22:16:44")

">>48302435
>hormones make you fatter not pure calories
maximum broscience"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48303144 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)22:17:42")

">>48303135
Which study in that video do you have a scientific problem with?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48303148 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)22:18:04")

">>48302848
Poor piglet"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48303175 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)22:20:02")

">>48303144
>scientific"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48303199 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)22:22:30")

"will eating at maintenance once in a while help break through a plateau?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48303434 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)22:49:32")

">>48300628
I started at 207 and I'm down to 192 after 2.5 months. How long has it taken you to get to 188?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48303476 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)22:54:31" && image=="Fat.jpg")

"Made some tuna carrot croquettes with noodles. Pretty tasty.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48303525 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)23:00:46")

">>48301491

> Addiction to coffee or tea

Room temp IQ post"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48303554 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)23:04:39" && image=="8A02A1E1-8FBC-43BB-A5BE-3372D0865E06.png")

">>48303199
>maintenance
>improvement"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48303695 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)23:20:40")

">>48302955

Go lift just the bar, you'll look retarded but anyone should be able to. If you can't even lift the bar (???) start on the machines and build your way up to being able to lift just the bar, and never touch the machines again."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48303714 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)23:23:26")

">>48299394
I eat candy at work forgive me :_("
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48303777 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)23:33:08" && image=="1540755256389.png")

">accidentaly weighted myself last week
>back to 400 lbs again

God damn it, I let myself go since september. Managed to lose 30 lbs over the course of summer doing keto intermittent fasting but then slipped. But I'm back baby, started carnivore omad 3 days ago and I already feel lighter. I'm motivated as fuck this time."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48303811 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)23:37:10")

">>48303135
Let me explain it to you bro in a way that a guy who got a D in bio during highschool can.

Your body expends energy to do tasks. Therefore if you make something easier for your body, it expends less energy. Thus causing you to gain more weight then if your body were to regularly waste energy doing work, and replenishing it with the fruits of there work!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48303832 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)23:40:20")

">>48300953
Seasoning packets (like ranch and taco seasoning are good).

Not sure if you're into this, but i cooked a bunch of chicken breast this weekend and it tastes meh. But a 1:1 mix of light mayo and dijon mustard (like a TBSP each) is only 70 calories. And dipping the chicken breast tenders / cutlets in that is tasty af."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48303833 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)23:40:35" && image=="1520033341134.png")

">>48303777
I believe in you anon but you gotta believe in yourself. No more slip-ups"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48303844 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)23:41:39")

">>48303811
Nice explanation but it's completely wrong"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48303865 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)23:43:39")

">>48302848
...this made me feel things"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48303867 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)23:43:53")

">>48302478
Nice ankles, was the supersize free of charge?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48303875 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)23:44:21")

">>48303833
He's always going to screw up. He's trained himself to screw up. He's screwed up his whole life to get here. A lot of fat posters are, and they always return to cry about it.

Until they find themselves actually driven to be a cognant human being instead of a consuming animal, they'll always be fat."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48303895 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)23:46:51" && image=="i648gmqsk74y.png")

"just stress ate 1500 calories, probably ruining my entire week of progress
2018 just isn't my year, i'm not going to make it. i'll be back january 1st. new year, new me. good luck friends"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48303949 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)23:52:10")

">>48303895
or you could start now and get a 1 month head start into next year

if you aren't willing to do it now, you won't do it next year either"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48303951 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)23:52:23")

">>48303875
I think the real problem with fatties is that their laziness caries over to everything they do including attempts at unfucking themselves. They all want an easy quick way out requiring minimal effort. It's why all those meme diets are so popular, even on /fit/, which should know better. They can't accept the reality that there is no shortcuts, no miracle diet, no miracle solution for their weight problem. Only fat people fall for meme diets and broscience bullshit. If you want to get lean eat like a lean person and do the same shit lean people do."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48303988 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)23:56:02")

">>48303951
I will say in my personal experience that the discipline imposed by my fitness and weight loss goals has improved other parts of my life. My work performance, family and relationships and overall mental well-being have improved drastically since I began to take my fitness seriously. I still have a ways to go (about 20lb left) but I will go on the record that sometimes shit flows downhill and improves the rest of your life a little at a time."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48304019 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:00:12")

">>48300953
Hey buddy! That was me. If you cant afford the greek stuff, get regular plain but it will end up being a thinner dip. I would literally just mash up some garlic and put a tbs of each seasoning 1 by 1. Just mess around with it until you find a flavor you like. Chili powder will give it some heat. You only need a tiny bit of lemon juice, too much and you will curdle it. Ill be lurking for a bit, so ask away. Good job anon."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48304047 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:03:39")

">>48303988
I believe that to unfuck your body you first need to unfuck your mind. Like your appearance always reflects the state of your mind. Wouldn't you say that getting more disciplined led to improvements in your fitness? Or did losing some weight led to more discipline?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48304069 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:06:33")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48304080 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:07:57")

">>48304047
discipline requires both mental and physical fortitude"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48304234 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:26:38")

"Is 3 days of working out and dieting and then 4 of just dieting a good way lose wieght?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48304335 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:39:09")

">>48304234
dieting will make you lose weight. If you are above 20% BF, eat 2000kcal a day, you will lose weight."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48304415 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:48:38")

">>48299501
How fat are you to fit that in fuck sakes dude"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48304499 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:59:21")

">>48304415
If you get it protein style (lettuce wrap) and skip the fries I could totally see In-N-Out fitting in."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48304729 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:25:22" && image=="1487715370857.jpg")

">>48299394
/fat/her I've been thinking that there is no point in getting in shape. We could be out having beers with our bros and get shot the fuck up, we can step outside and get killed by a falling tree branch, get into a car accident and die because of some cunt on the phone or a drunk driver. What's the point of trying to live when your own body will eventually be out to kill you no matter how skinny you are. Shit I read an article about how a woman died in her sleep because of a spider bite. We can die so easily and so stupidly that is it even worth trying anything to "improve" your life? Forgive me, /fat/her for these dark thoughts."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48304822 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:38:37")

">>48304729
Do you think it is better to sabotage your current and future well being 'woe is me'? Get over yourself. Either use it or lose it at this point."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48304834 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:40:15")

">>48299394
Had an 250 ml energy drink at work, and eatet a handfull of jelly beans, a granola bar,a white nougat bar with nuts and wild berries and some crackers with aoli feels bad men"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48304847 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:44:13")

">>48304729

read nietzsche"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48304925 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:57:00")

"I signed up for a gym membership today.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48304992 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:15:13" && image=="1526787667633.jpg")

">>48304925
remember you have to go to the gym and work out to get the benefits of it anon"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305036 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:24:06" && image=="9-T.jpg")

">>48304729
how long have you been /fat/? have you lived much of life yet as a non fat? being a fat is hardly a life at all. the world opens up, you're able to climb mountains and do things and meet people you haven't before. there are so many ways you experience things differently. the world is your oyster brah, its waiting for you

took pic related"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305055 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:27:22")

">23 bmi
>decent lifts
>look like absolute shit
FUCK this I'm going to binge eat some garbage tomorrow"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305074 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:31:23")

">>48304992

What? The guy at the gym didn't say anything about that.

I'm gonna go back tomorrow and get my money back."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305098 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:36:15")

">>48299394
Nothing to confess this week father, came back after a bit of deppresion binging but I stayed strong this week, may the weekend have mercy on me"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305099 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:36:18" && image=="28766616_173280629992071_2431883175316684800_n.jpg")

">>48305074
no refunds faggot, get to lifting"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305114 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:38:12")

">>48299788
How tall are you? M or F? and Do you want to get bigger or what? Whats your end game anon, thats what it all depends on"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305184 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:50:06" && image=="5f1.png")

">>48299394
I stopped counting
I've started eating like shit again
I gained back after temporarily quitting after a really good start
I'm stuck on week 4 of c25k
I've already decided that I'm gonna skip gym today"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305194 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:51:49")

">>48305184
What made you decide all of this anon?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305407 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:29:16")

">>48305194
>stop going because need to work on thesis
>decide commuting is waste of money and time so just stay at home
>it all falls apart
>end up just playing vidya and not doing any work nor any exercise
It was going so well too, I got from 113kg to 105kg in around 2-3 months. Now I think I'm back at 110 or something, I'm afraid to even go look.
I decided to at least continue c25k again (only reason I go to gym), got to week 4 and god damn it's brutal. Can't even attempt the last 5 minutes of it. Decided to skip today because my shin hurts even just from walking, so I'll either do it outside in the evening or tomorrow.
>tfw got feels for martial arts again but won't even attempt because I'm a fat piece of shit
at least now I know how I can lose weight, it's just too bad my inner jew got the best of me"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305501 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:45:32")

">>48301486
Cottage cheese and peanut butter"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305517 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:49:17")

"im seriously getting tired from this diet shit.

first 2 months were great, lost alot of weight.
everything past that had literally no influence on my body.
i don't believe that i need the diet of an MMA fighter to lose a few pounds. something here is defiantly genetic or hormonal.
this is so frustrating, i just want to eat my favorite icecream or something. i know i can get fat but i can't get thinner, so why bother trying? my back is DEAD, i can't do exercises anymore - and yet i still do em'."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305564 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:56:44")

">>48305517
It's not genetics, it's epigenetics, the expression of genes based on external stimuli. If you change the stimuli, you can change your body. Metabolic disease is a spectrum, and everyone is in a different place and has their own difficulty, but it can be reversed, and if you do it right, it gets easier to keep the weight off long-term. Trust me.

What have you been doing? Have you done keto? What kinds of foods have you been making?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305597 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:02:02")

">>48305564
basic breakfast,basic lunch,basic dinner.
i might overeat 500 cal in some days.

but diet is secondary to me, im more focused on my jogging routine. and as of now my back is fucked due to changes in the weather.
yesterday i literally got up full of pain and forced myself to jog at 2am.
the only problem that im slipping up calorie wise (500 here-700 there) but generally speaking i eat alot less than my former self did.
i mean, fuck dude. now i have more sympathy for those fat old people i see walking around, their body just isn't working anymore"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305655 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:11:55" && image=="1525306597849.jpg")

"I'll never make it. I'm a fucking failure. It's been 2 MONTHS and the longest I've stay under my calorie goal is 5 days. Everytime I fail I binge eat a bunch. I literally weight more now than I did when I started. I want to die. I guess I was just meant to be fat. I give up.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305661 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:13:46")

">>48300814
>becel
pig confirmed"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305667 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:14:21")

">>48305597
A really efficient diet can give you amazingly quick results. Studies have shown that identical calorie numbers can have different results based on the diet, so if you want to have faster results, make sure to get good levels of vitamins and eat foods that affect your hormones positively.

Carrots, for example. People with higher levels of obesity have been shown to have vitamin A deficiencies in the organs, which slows down the metabolism. Carrots have vitamin A, and also have been shown to increase lactobacillus levels in the intestines and to reverse high levels of intestinal permeability (permeability also being correlated with obesity)."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305685 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:17:35")

">>48301486
liver tends to be cheap afaik
It's also very rich in micronutrients, which in my experience are very important. I skipped a few meals and took many long walks. The next few days I could eat hundreds and hundreds of pastries in a row, gallons of milk and pounds of broccoli, I looked up all these foods I was craving and they are rich in Calcium which it seems I had run out of. Same thing if you really want Lamb, duck or seafood they are all rich in Zinc."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305687 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:17:42")

">>48305667
i guess i don't have enough discipline when it comes to food.

btw i go to shop every Wednesday and i usually buy the unhealthy stuff for my brother (which is very thin). this just makes me wanna quit.
but no quitters here, only winners"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305720 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:23:42")

">>48299394
i almost finished a whole bottle of orange juice that we got on Wednesday.
sugar is bad for you m'kay?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305721 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:23:42")

"I don't know what to do. I live with my fat fuck family. I'm the skinniest one of us at ~70 pounds overweight. The house is absolutely full of junk food. When I tried to talk to my parents about it they said that I choose what I eat and that I shouldn't expect everyone else to be miserable so I can be more healthy. It's fucking impossible to avoid the temptation when I'm constantly surrounded by it. I can't realistically move out anytime soon because I'm only 18 and don't have much money.
I can't remember not being fat. Even in my old photos as a young kid I was pretty chubby. I just want to know what it's like to be normal."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305744 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:27:53")

">>48305721
maybe try to organize some family event where y'all could do some exercise together?/"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305756 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:29:53")

">>48305036
That's a good photo bro. You should sell your pictures to those stock photos websites."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305795 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:38:51")

">>48305687
Don't be hard on yourself, man. Discipline comes a lot easier when you:
- see positive results you can be proud of
- start to see proof that weight loss is possible (and maintainable)

It's really fucking hard when you don't get the results you want quickly, or when you regain weight. But if you learn the science behind why and set reasonable goals, it gets easier.

Success only comes after a shit-ton of failure, any winner will tell you that if he isn't bullshitting you. I failed countless times and I yo-yo dieted from one fad to the next, and I'm sure plenty in this thread can empathize. But, if you fuck up, we'll be here to help. Remember, this is your own goal. This isn't something you have to do, it's something you chose."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305823 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:43:38")

">>48305721
I'm jealous of you. Go to college, man. When I was your age, I had a multimillion dollar gym at my college, which I only used like 3 times because I was self-conscious.

Don't put up with constant temptation, it takes too much out of you. Move out into a better environment, and don't feel too bad when you come home for Christmas break and inevitably pig the fuck out a few times."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305838 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:46:19")

">>48305720
Different sugars are bad for you to different degrees. Fructose is Hitler, if you give in to temptation make sure you have something like Sierra Mist around, something with only sucrose, no fructose."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305899 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:00:15")

">>48305756
Thanks man!! I wonder how much they'd pay me hmmm"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305940 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:08:00")

"I'm so hungry...";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305941 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:08:05")

">>48305721
>shouldn't expect everyone else to be miserable so I can be more healthy

The absolute state of the western world

Have you seen Wall-e? All the fat humans? That’s how I picture people that say such things"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48305979 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:14:44")

">be 173 lbs but want to diet down to 154 lbs before doing reverse dieting
>partying every goddamn week for atleast 2 days cuz duuh uni
>ate shitton of food and didn't stick to meal plan at all for a week but PRed in all lifts and been consistent with workouts
>weight in today
>feeling anxious about it cuz ex-fatty and hate the scale
>162lbs
>welp

Man, having muscle really makes dieting easy lmao"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48306054 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:25:14")

">start eating healthy
>haven't took a shit in a week
Wtf guys"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48306154 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:43:52")

"good a food scale 'cos of you guys
no idea what to do with this other than measure that yeah, that protein yogurt truly is 185g and 140 calories. yeah and my morning omelet with salad weighs 227g, yup. two eggs. I already knew that. yup. hmmm..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48306197 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:50:14" && image=="1541703545816.jpg")

"So what part of us exactly gets smaller first when we lose weight? Ass? Hips? Arms? Face?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48306236 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:56:20" && image=="weight.png")

">>48305721
Resisting temptation, at least for me, became easy early on into my journey when I realised that it just wasn't worth it to fill my daily calorie allowance with junk. Of course a part of it was a change in my mindset; not being obese became more important than the brief moment of enjoyment I got out of something like sweets. It really clicked when I actually started counting calories and saw the scale consistently go down as a result of that. It was no longer a question of if but when at that point. It made weight loss (and soon will make maintenance too) something tangible instead of being clouded in mystery. It removed the need to ask myself whether I could eat something and allowed me to KNOW if I could eat it. No more guessing.

Also learned to enjoy things in moderation thanks to approaching the issue at least somewhat objectively. Nowadays I can have that single cookie or even just one piece of candy without devouring the whole package in one sitting. Eating more would be quite pointless anyway, since there isn't anything new after that first bite. I actually have 10000+kcal worth of sweets in arm's reach as I'm typing this and don't feel tempted by them. Currently looking forward to my lunch of quark and a banana in a few more minutes.

Learned to enjoy a lot of new stuff during the process too, even stuff I never could've seen myself enjoying before. I definitely could see myself saying the exact stuff >>48305941 criticized."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48306264 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:01:37")

">>48306197
Depends entirely on the person.

>>48306154
Now you know how much the eggs you consume weight instead of just (inaccurately) logging them as generic eggs (who knows how much a generic egg weights anyway). You'll learn to love it soon enough assuming you eat anything else in addition to whole packages of prepackaged food."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48306269 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:02:18" && image=="1541092326212.jpg")

">>48306197
it's genetic, for me it was ass and legs then everything else
>tfw waist and hips last to go"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48306277 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:04:02")

">>48302195
That's a burger place in Vegas. The owner is a former doctor that got really tired of seeing fat people unable to change so he opened a restaurant where if you finish bigly huge portions of food you eat for free. If you don't one of the "nurses" paddle you. They have a running count of how many people have died in the restaurant as a celebration. Truly /fph/ incarnate."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48306302 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:08:17")

">>48306264
that scale has made me realize just how little 200g really is, like holy shit. eggs were 56g yeah. it sucks being tall."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48306337 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:14:59")

"I went to the gym before breakfast and had oats and milk when I got home around 1h ago. Now I'm yawning, tired and exhausted.
It wasn't supposed to be like this. I'm a fatty looking for new habits instead of falling into the old rut, but this is tiresome..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48306346 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:16:21")

">weigh myself on monday
>145 kg
>weight myself on thursday
>145 kg
ok, is this even working?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48306358 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:17:36")

">>48306236
>10 months for 60+kg
what the shit"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48306366 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:18:50")

">>48306346
Do you weigh yourself at the same time of the day under the same conditions?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48306375 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:20:01")

">>48306337
Try different things, what works for me is going to the gym after uni, because it’s on my way home. I am super tired for the rest of the day, but I can just be home."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48306393 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:24:13")

">>48306375
Currently very open days, and I avoid going to the gym in the middle of the day due to many people, so either early or late. Late is easy to skip, so was hoping if I managed to get into the habit of waking up early, gymming, and return to the day.
This is the first time I done it before breakfast though, but man, I'm beat.
A kind of relaxing exhaustion, but it's looking bad for my plans later on. Supposed to go to dinner and play cards - but no alcohol, gym opens 8 AM, I would rather make that then wake up 12AM hung over and have pizza and other junk."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48306430 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:30:53")

">>48306346
It takes time to notice a difference, an lbs is a lot of weight, you'll probably lose more weight from just how much liquid you drink and other things in that short timeframe, every 2 weeks should be good."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48306597 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:00:20" && image=="1541480221008.png")

">>48306277
based doctor solving the obesity problem one hambeast heart attack at a time"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48306600 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:00:53")

">>48306366
No.

>>48306430
OK, thanks anon."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48306612 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:02:31" && image=="1541546845871.jpg")

">>48306597
Look it up you YouTube, it's called Heart Attack Grill.
Well, just because I'm nice here you go anon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5q8RFpkAyM

Also picture very related. Keep up the good work guys or this could be you one day."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48306656 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:10:46" && image=="1541494918329.jpg")

"How long should I wait after a cardio workout in the morning to actually eat my real breakfast? I usually eat something small before the workout, 30 minutes to an hour before (while I prepare real breakfast). Google has mixed messages. Some say 30 minutes after, some say before 30 minutes so no muscle is burned etc. so... I don't fucking know.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48306913 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:51:57")

">>48301964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqf_SIQ3JAk
The owner of the place is so fucking based."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48306959 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:58:34")

">>48299394

I ate a rib subway yesterday and some chips with friends and alcohol. Doubled my daily ccalories.

I will eat under my tdee today though. And had a good time at least."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48306973 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:00:15")

">>48306600
>No.
Then what the fuck do you expect"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48307140 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:21:33" && image=="False_Ss.jpg")

"I don't know if I should keep cutting my arms and legs are getting too small for my liking but my fucking love handles are still here.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48307234 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:33:46" && image=="chaostar.jpg")

">had a disrupted couple of days with no sleep from missing a prescription pickup, eaten like shit, done nothing but mong out at videogames and put off the gym til tomorrow when I've slept

fuckin' hell I can literally feel the misery closing back in around me after 48 hours, can't believe I lived like this for years. Back on the horse tomorrow lads"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48307255 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:36:09")

">>48306973
Improvement? I don't know. What should I expect? When should I weigh myself? As soon as I wake up? As soon as I take a shit? As soon as I finish cardio? As soon as anon tells me?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48307312 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:42:52")

">>48307140
Lift."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48307432 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:58:15")

">>48307312
I am lifting."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48307440 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:59:21")

">>48307432
Lift until you can levitate by force of will."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48307483 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:06:12")

">>48299394
Work keeps sending me out of town, Monday and Tuesday I had some lean cuisine microwaveable "powerbowls" but Wednesday I got some delivery gen tso chicken, split it into 2 portions because it was giant and had it again Thursday. Overall not bad but the only place to have lunch by my job site is a place with great tendies and fries..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48307530 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:11:12" && image=="1541740151491.jpg")

"My breakfast is 350 calories
>Omelet (186 cal total)
>- 2 eggs, 50g, 156 cal
>- 1 tomato, 20 cal
>- salad leaves, 2 cal
>- 10g of yogurt dip, 8 cal (100g is 80 cal)
>- mixed in some random vegs
>Yogurt w/ protein 24g, 180g and (140 cal total)
>326 calories, round up to 50's for wiggle room

Is this fine to eat every morning or is it too big? I feel like I should replace the yogurt with something. I also have no idea what else to eat during the day. My idea was:

>Skinless Chicken leg, 200g ~ 300g, 340~490 cal
>2 carrots, 50 cal, steamed
>1~ cup broccoli, 15 ~ 30 cal, steamed
>Total: 570 calories round up to 600.

I don't know how much a single leg weighs because it's still frozen and I can't weigh it yet. It was 1 kg the entire box with 3 legs, plus marinade, so safe to assume one leg is 250g to 300g? This is with bones too of course. Also I hear you shouldn't wash marinade off with water because washing chicken meat spreads the bacteria everywhere. I don't want the marinade since I don't think it's healthy. I'm also going to cut the skin off before cooking so the fat doesn't get absorbed into the skin.

After that I only drink tea with some sugar (17 cal) so my total day eating would be: 350+600+50 = 1000. That's a good spot to stop, right? No need to eat more and I get tons of protein for my exercise.

Or am I killing myself with this kind of diet?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48307554 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:15:05")

">>48299285
WELCOME TO LE COPE GENERAL!!!

YOU'RE ALL FAT DISGUSTING PIGS WHO HAVE NO SELF CONTROL AND WILL FAIL REPEATEDLY UNTIL YOU DIE!

COPE COPE COPE"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48307592 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:18:15")

">>48307554
Thanks man. Have a good day."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48307608 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:20:20")

"I stopped working out a year ago and I'm back at my heaviest, I'm going to get back into it but I always have an issue where I'm embarrassed of my man boobs so I work out and they just get bigger from quick muscle gains and slow fat loss
Bench is my favorite lift... But I think I'm gonna have to focus on cardio.."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48307616 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:20:44")

">>48307530
Give more stats about yourself, age, weight, height and what exercises are you doing.

In general 1000 is too low. Either calculate your TDEE and eat that-500 or just straight fast. You may feel like shit eating so little as 1000, but if you are extremely fat it can work."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48307717 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:32:29")

">>48307616
319 pounds and 6"10'. I'm doing cardio. Late 20's. I don't feel bad at 1000 but I do get hungry at the middle of the night sometimes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48307745 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:36:21" && image=="45679802_2184166535157165_7777724149971025920_n.jpg")

"any success stories without loose skin?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48307759 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:37:57")

">>48307717
Holy fuck dude, you must be an absolute unit. Your sedentary TDEE is like 2500 kcal.
If it's just cardio without weight training it can work as long you maintain it. As I said earlier, it might be too low and you have some troubles in the long run.

Also try to fit some weight training, 3x a week full body will work wonders. Be sure to eat more if you include lifting in your routine. You have the potential to be gigantic and mog everyone around you, don't waste that."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48307819 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:46:22" && image=="zoinks.jpg")

">>48299857
>>48301473
>>48305114
This is me now, ive posted here before but gotten different answers from everybody. I wanna get ripped, as in having a six pack and filling out these fucking udders with muscle.

Some tell me i should just eat a lot and lift compounds as heavy as i can, which isnt a lot. It doesnt help my shift-work has wrecked my sleep schedule so i can almost never go to the gym without being tired as hell.

others say i should loose even more weight and do meme exercises. i even bought a few session with a personal trainer in the hopes of getting some direction but that turned out to be a waste of money besides him helping me with my form and telling me i need to focus on strenghtening my core a lot more and do daily stretches. Im just treading water now, been adding a lot of running 8 kilometers to my exercising recently though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48307837 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:48:37")

">>48307819
I'm sorry man. You're going to need skin surgery. Start saving up."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48307854 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:50:34")

"glad you guys are doing ok, i've been lurking /fit/ for months now, i started the 1st jan of 2018 at 130kg, now to this day i am 80, im 180cm so i need to put others 10kg off, needless to say after knowing everything i needed to know i stepped off this internet hell and got busy working on myself, keep pushing lads, we're all gonna make it, im just gonna disappear again";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48307911 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:57:13")

">>48305838
So you're telling me fructose did nothing wrong"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48308005 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:08:40")

">>48307759
>without weight training
I'm doing weights while I cardio, but light weights. Some push ups. I don't know what full body workout is. Thanks for the encouraging words anon. I just want to slim down so I can buy normal clothes and fit into coats."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48308183 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:29:07")

">>48307837
It really doesn't look like that much"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48308610 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:12:12")

">>48307530
Why don’t you buy chicken without the marinade?"
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if(lossanon !!C1lpB1NmeCK && title=="" && postNumber==48308650 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:17:21" && image=="1521969078721.gif")

"Hello friends! I hope you haven't been snacking while I've been gone! Daily reminder to try your best!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48309518 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:33:27")

">>48308610
more expensive"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48309663 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:47:02" && image=="balloon.jpg")

">>48307745
if you have severe loose skin surgery is the only option to fix it, sorry anon"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48309685 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:49:02")

">>48303199
yeah
>>48303554
dumb frogposter"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48309686 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:49:16")

">>48309663
Stop posting this shit you fucking faggot. If you have giant titties like that guy yeah its gonna be loose skin."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48310218 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:45:34" && image=="-l4eGQAJLffJfhMdqnrOGoloeVhuaKJ1gzoQtm3n3lY.jpg")

">>48299394
I haven't lost any weight in a week and a half

I lost 15 pounds in october"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48310244 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:47:42")

">>48310218
Could be water weight, if the plateau persists at the 2 week mark, perform more fork putdowns than usual."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48310286 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:51:46")

">>48307819
How old are you and how fast did you lose the weight? Your skin can retract a lot after losing weight if you're under 30 years old or so. Keep building muscle and give it some time. It's not overly severe so it's likely to fill out fine in time."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48310299 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:52:40" && image=="tumblr_p756rsEgwj1x0tyluo1_640.png")

"anyone know the fastest possible way to lose weight? i want to lose 45kg asap";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48310326 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:54:51")

">>48310299
The fastest? Just stop eating altogether
The healthiest? Don't be in such a rush and learn good eating habits on the way and do some heavy lifting to retain the little muscle mass you already have"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48310367 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:58:07")

">>48310326
muscle mass is no concern to me atm, maybe ill do some small weights too just in case"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48310392 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:59:58")

">>48310299
45kg is 100lbs

I started at 304lbs It's taken me since January 1st on a pretty serious cut/excercise routine to lose 80lbs so far this year. Don't fall for meme diets and stick with it. Persistence always wins"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48310912 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:47:29")

"I'm just slightly overweight (+3kg than I should be).
I have a muffin top.

I don't feel fat or anything, but I would love to just get rid of all the fat I have in my body.

I used to be lean as fuck in my younger years.


The way I figure, it would take me a year or more to go back to what I used to be, because as far as I recall I never got rid of any fat I gained.

Just got rid of my belly by losing weight and water.


Is it ever possible to lose the fat in your body?
I mean go back to like 10% bf?

I don't do any body building."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48310943 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:49:43")

">>48310286
35 kg in 6 months and 40 in 8 months, im 22. Just keep doing what im doing huh....ok"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48310961 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:51:17")

">>48310286
>>48310943
also i did weigh 150 kg or 330 lbs at my worst. But those first 20 kg i lost went away without any conscious effort on my part."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48310974 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:52:04")

"is there any point in attempting OLD while being a fat lump? I'm getting kinda desperate but not sure there's even a point until i lose significant weight, which is going to take a year or more at 2 lbs/wk.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48311133 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)15:06:15")

"I weigh more than Boogie of all fucking people now.

Can’t stick to calorie restriction because I’m a worthless pile of trash, so just gonna stop eating altogether. Probably fail that too, but I can’t fucking live being bigger than that faggot.

165kg now and I’m not eating again until I’m half that"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48311220 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)15:13:43")

">>48310943
>>48310961

I can't guarantee it'll go back all the way but it should retract a lot over time. Make sure you wash daily with a loofah and moisturize daily too."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48311270 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)15:18:25")

">>48299394
60 pounds down, got sick. Got Panda ExBeetus and burrito yesterday, still feel like shit, eating whatever today, gonna hit legs and deadlifts today, father give me strength and forgive me."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48311271 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)15:18:26")

"Lads I don't have the flexibility to squat. The pain in my left knee (top) is quite bad when I go ass to grass. I tried lowering the weight and widening the stance but even body weight squats are sore.

Am I just not warming up my tendons enough before going into the squat? Thinking of investing in some knee sleeves to keep them warm."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48311273 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)15:18:41")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48311309 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)15:21:43")

">>48300628
Started at 280. Currently at 235. At this point, I have no idea if I should be cutting or bulking."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48311336 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)15:23:46")

">>48311309
Unless you're 7 foot, keep cutting."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48311882 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)16:15:51" && image=="1534616153321.jpg")

"eating 100g of steamed broccoli dipped in mustard for lunch..is mustard and chili paste really 0 cals like it says? seems hard to believe";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48311970 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)16:24:07")

">>48311882
If it's under 5cal per serving they're allowed to write it as 0"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48312043 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)16:30:42" && image=="91WQwC20UlL._SL1500_.jpg")

">>48311882
If in doubt, do not believe the american nutrional information chart, it will lie to you."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48312076 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)16:33:37" && image=="60622228_p0.jpg")

">>48311882
If you live in america and it says 0cals best to just right it off as 5cals. Since anything under 5 can be rounded down."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48312219 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)16:47:38")

">>48312043
Dijon has champagne in it tho, regular American yellow mustard is just vinegar and spices"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48312294 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)16:54:10")

">>48308650
thank u"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48312329 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)16:57:08")

"I'm gonna binge my nuts off tonight owo who's with me";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48312391 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)17:02:53")

">>48312329
i'm saving up my binge days for thanksgiving"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48312404 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)17:04:15")

"reminder to drink tea";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48312406 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)17:04:27")

">>48307554
Based cope poster"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48312415 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)17:05:34")

">>48312329
I ate a burger, onion rings, nachos and guacamole"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48312438 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)17:07:27" && image=="1474031258719.jpg")

"Is it fine if I binge on thanksgiving? It'll be over 5k calories... I'll probably won't eat anything all day until thanksgiving dinner...";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48312443 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)17:07:55")

">>48312415
Damn good choice, anon."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48312446 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)17:08:15")

">>48312219
>American yellow mustard is just vinegar and spices
>vinegar
>spices
and guess which spice it is...right, the mustard one, which come in seed form and those are usually known for having quite a bit of fat in them hence the calories.

But you might aswell trust the american labeling system, giving you "porton sizes" so small, it equates to less than 5 calories which in turn is allowed ot be labeled as "0 calories"."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48312467 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)17:10:01" && image=="C3E8C364-A689-4BF7-9FFE-67ED7B020C73.png")

">>48312446
Well shit, you’re right."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48312475 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)17:10:29")

"Tomorrow's binge plan
>couple dozen biscuits, regular and cream
>two packets of Doritos
>one large sandwich
>two 300ml cold chocolate shakes
>possibly one massive pizza binge
>some chocolates

I need this"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48312509 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)17:14:37" && image=="tic_tacs_nutrition_facts.png")

">>48312467
Here is another marvellous piece of deception.
First ingredient is sugar, but apparently one tic tac doesn't contain any. :^)"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48312515 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)17:15:18" && image=="7A4EDA67-0D94-4F7B-B9AA-144BEA605162.jpg")

">>48312475
Anon, don’t you dare fucking do it. Take a good look in the mirror and tell yourself that still looking like that disgusting blob is worth some fleeting pleasure.

If you eat that shit I will gouge out your eyes and skullfuck you!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48312531 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)17:16:48")

">>48312475
>making plans for a binge
never gonna make it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48312578 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)17:20:33")

">>48312531
Never said I wanna make it
>year of our lord 2018
>food is plentiful and cheap
not gonna turn down this opportunity to pig the fuck out baby, imagine if I was born a poor paddy potato farmer in old Ireland or a neanderthal, life would be shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48312580 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)17:20:40")

">>48312509
in burgerland if something has less than 5 calories from sugar it can be listed as zero sugar"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48312802 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)17:40:05")

">>48306393
I'm such a fuck-up.
What the fuck did I expect, even. Everything was going well. Took the bus with this chick, hten I decided to buy alcohol to get that nice buzz along, to get confident and flirty, turn that "friendship" to something more.
But I'm weak, I'm so afraid of potential negative outcome and to ruin something stable - that I don't even like. I want to either fuck this chick or simply be shut down. I don't want this limbo state where there's this small hope of getting my peepee touched or maybe touch a boob.
A part of me even goes to ruin myself to "show her", as if it does anything, as if someone caares if I wreck myself and scream "you made me this way!" which isn't even true, it's just a coping mechanism and excuse to eat junk.

Gym at 8 AM goes out the window, sleeping schedule hopefully wont suffer too much since I tend to wake up early when drinking prior. Dinner tomorrow, not pizza or junk.
Beef with potatoes and carrots done in the oven with a small amount of sour cream mixed with mushroom as sauce.
I hate social interaction at this point."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48312814 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)17:41:14" && image=="Screenshot_20181109-203926~2.png")

"Hey fatties.
This is my 8 months progress.
Thanks to all of you.
We all gonna make it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313134 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)18:07:44")

">>48311133
Come over to /fast/, we'll sort you out."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313150 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)18:09:04")

">>48312814
>20kg in 8 months
you could have lost that in 1 month if you fasted, stupid faggot"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313164 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)18:09:52" && image=="1466767521718.png")

">dad bought costco rotisserie chicken for dinner
So you guys say I can eat this just take the skin off right? But what if I got an extra 300calories to spare surely the skin won't have more than that right?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313168 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)18:10:04")

">>48313150
well memed"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313182 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)18:12:06")

">1200 calories left for today
What should I get? I want something with a good bunch of meat"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313273 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)18:20:39")

">>48313168
>0.6/0.7kg weight loss per day on fast
>18-21 kilos gone in one month
WELL MEEMED HEUHEUEHUE KEEP SUFFERING FAGGOT WHILE WE FAST FOR A LITTLE WHILE AND LOSE A SHITLOAD"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313336 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)18:26:39")

">>48313273
Is this true? Sounds insanely dangerous. You guys treat calories like they are toxin when they are nutrients for you to live."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313360 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)18:29:36" && image=="1539621587697.jpg")

">>48312814
Looks good anon you gonna make it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313446 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)18:36:39" && image=="4AF36BAC-B4A3-4202-A544-582FF51B828E.png")

"here’s my 11 month progress team

I’m 6 foot 6 and went from ~400 (scale broke here...) to 298.2 as of the other day.

it’s been a long road where I learned a lot about myself as a person and I’m hoping that, while I know i still look like shit, i can keep one of you guys out there sticking to the plan for another day. I got addicted to that feeling of going to sleep knowing that i’ll be lighter when i wake up. it’s some comfy ass shit you guys. my goal right now is 240 and i wonder what my skin will look like. i think i will have some minor loose skin but it’s way better than being a bloatmaxxed asshole

good luck everyone and have a great day"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313503 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)18:41:18")

">>48313446
amazing progress anon!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313531 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)18:43:45")

">>48313336
lol no
I have reached my goal weight and now I pig the fuck out and never get fat
it's all about fasting when you're actually fat"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313645 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)18:52:16" && image=="1540643596479.jpg")

">>48313531
so a normal persons daily tdee/bmr whatever the fuck doubles by not eating?

seems too good to be true"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313659 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)18:53:20" && image=="1502566985725.png")

">>48313446
sup muffin top

good job"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313660 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)18:53:32")

">>48313446
good job anon, I get you, going into fast and lifestyle change really shows you how much you are worth and if you have the mentallity to succeed.

keep on losing that fat , you're almost there."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313677 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)18:54:51" && image=="1515395782747.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313695 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)18:56:19")

">>48313645
Your tdee doesn't double. But your net deficit easily could."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313707 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)18:57:22")

">>48313336
They aren't nutrients when you have shitloads of fat already"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313713 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)18:57:45" && image=="1342433131493.png")

"I've been good all week and I really want a fucking pizza. An entire medium would still be under my TDEE (thanks, squats), and I still have a free pizza coupon for the local Zeppe's...";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313729 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)18:59:10")

"When you talk about water weight, how does the body rid of the water?
Piss?
Sweat?
Breath?
I notice I shit a whole lot more for a few days when establishing a new diet, is it due to bacteria dying or what?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313732 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)18:59:27")

">>48313713
im a fat ass fucking fat ass but i still cant stomach how people eat an entire fucking pizza"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313742 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)19:00:12")

">>48313164
Wrong thought.
>He tries to eat as much as he can

Look fatty drop the fatty skin. Could easily have over 300 cals...and guess what you aren't weighing the food you've been eating anyways so you're probably already over your calories for the day"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313754 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)19:00:34")

">>48313150
Post body. Mine is on the pic. I bet fasting got you a better one. Convince me about fasting."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313758 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)19:00:56")

">>48313707
Yes they are. You cannot live off of body fat alone. It isn't that simple. A bear can live off of its' fat alone, that's because it's a survivalist and a fucking bear. A humans fat storage is fucking inefficient. The only time we have fat that sustains us alone is when we were babies.

There might be some health benefits for a quick fast, but long term and repeated fasts are damaging. I'd never do one without the order from a doctor. The human body can go weeks without food but even if you gave yourself food at the end you would have damaged your body beyond repair at that point."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313769 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)19:01:26")

">>48313695
i was referring to this poster >>48313273

0,7kg a day is 5000kcal+ deficit
a normal tdee is 2000-2500 (assuming you dont do cardio while fasting)"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313789 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)19:03:01" && image=="1540140463704.jpg")

">>48313732
do you live in an area with abnormally large pizzas?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313809 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)19:04:42")

">>48313789
nope, just the normal shit from the giant chain companys. never got how people actually ate a whole pizza by themselves."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313847 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)19:07:45" && image=="1541604838238.webm")

"I want to ask a serious question. Please don't think this as some kind of joke to get you trapped. I'm not trying to mock anyone with this.

This is only for people who are obese. Little chubby and I don't really care. How do you keep on living with yourself? Like unironically, how? How do you get up every morning and go to work? What kind of work do you do? What was your dream career when you were young? Did you achieve it? Are you happy? Are you rich? Got a spouse?

I am obese and a sad fuck in life with none of those things. I feel like killing myself for real for the very first time."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313854 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)19:08:07")

">>48313809
when i was younger and played football (the real thing i.e. i was ottermode) i could easily eat 2 pizzas for dinner, it's not that fucking hard"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48313906 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)19:12:55")

">>48313809
Here is how they eat it by themselves:

https://youtu.be/oQ13MGDVezI

Just watch"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48314005 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)19:23:01")

">>48313847
stop eating so much and start going on night walks it's not that hard obesefag"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48314032 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)19:25:26")

"I went shopping for the first time since I started dieting and I bought clothes size Small yo I think I'm gonna cry I used to wear XL";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48314128 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)19:33:47")

">>48313732
A medium has six slices
is that too much for you, are you a literal child? jesus"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48314132 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)19:34:48")

">>48313754
Not my fucking job to do that FATTY

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo7WHiPBoZ_/

check the rest of that page out, tons of transformations on fasting"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48314151 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)19:36:59")

">>48314005
I'm already on a diet and exercise. You ignore my question."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48314176 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)19:40:06")

">>48314132
I wanna see yours.
C'mon anon, otherwise I'll think you're just another faggot larping"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48314222 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)19:43:57")

">>48314128
i cant imagine eating all that grease. i got fucking fat off of loads of rice and very minimal movement in my life as a child"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48314286 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)19:49:44")

">>48314222
>>48314128
also i mean an entire pizza in one sitting, not throughout the day"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48314343 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)19:55:04")

">>48314286
when I was my biggest I could easily eat a full x-large pizza by myself. Sometimes I'd order a small garlic fingers on the side also."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48314346 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)19:55:27")

">>48314151
Because your question doesn't apply to me you stupid fat fuck. Now stop everything and go for a fucking walk."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48314383 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)19:59:08")

">>48314343
Don't remind me.
>Oh Large pizza for dinner, better not skimp out on that large kebab too which makes delivery for it free, which makes it somewhat cheap :)))
Just ended up ordering a bunch of junk.."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48314484 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)20:09:29")

">>48314383
duuuude crazy bread and dipping sauce"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48314491 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)20:10:07")

">>48313847
>How do you keep on living with yourself?
I don't really think about it.
>How do you get up every morning and go to work?
Presumably with my legs.
>What kind of work do you do?
Control technician at a nuclear plant.
>What was your dream career when you were young? Did you achieve it?
Didn't really have one past the generic astronaut, certainly not what I do now at any rate.
>Are you happy?
If I was I wouldn't be here.
>Are you rich?
6 figures, so close enough for me.
>Got a spouse?
Had, past tense."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48314501 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)20:10:41")

"I found a decent 9 set beginners weight routine online, but I was wondering if I should throw some cardio in? And if so how much";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48314515 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)20:11:44")

">>48314501
Always do cardio.
If you're actually doing heavy lifting, do cardio on your off days."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48314545 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)20:14:57")

">>48314515
Alright how long should I be doing cardio for? I think the gym Im going to have stationary bikes, how long on those?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48314580 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)20:19:37")

">>48314545
45-60 minutes LSS or 30 minute HIIT, 3 times a week"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48314599 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)20:20:58")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48314618 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)20:22:28")

">>48313446
Please start lifting."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48314627 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)20:23:45")

">>48314222
Pizza hut isn't greasy, at least where I live.
>>48314286
No shit kiddo, I can eat 9 slices in one sitting."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48314759 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)20:36:25")

">>48299394
I took supplements and have been drinking LaCroix and I think it kicked me out of ketosis"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48315099 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)21:10:30" && image=="1541645541809.jpg")

"WHAT THE FUCK GUYS!?

I've been on 4 weeks now on 1000 to 1200 calorie diet and exercising cardio. Am I losing muscle? Every fucking study and even a nurse I know told me I shouldn't go under 1500, but that rate seems SO FUCKING SLOW. Not to mention I already lost my gallbladder.

The worst thing is every study says I'm going to become starved and once I begin to eat normally I'll gain weight back, even if I eat 2000 calories later on because my body is starved. What the fuck? Did I fuck up? I feel just slightly tired at times and peckish but otherwise great.

Tell me it's fine to be under 1200 some days guys... I thought I was making my goals and also improving my health with diet changes. I've been eating Omega 3 and vitamin supplements too. Now I'm afraid when I start to eat normally it'll all come flying back. FUCK. EVEN if I'm careful in the future. Even if I stick to only healthy foods with lots of protein."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48315370 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)21:37:05")

">>48306913
>Unlimited French fries grilled in lard
Oh god, I gotta get to vegas"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48315459 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)21:46:56")

">>48315099
If you're fat you should be fine. The only people who shouldn't eat tiny amounts of calories are really skinny people, because they could starve to death."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48316177 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)23:17:53")

">>48314759
I highly doubt. LaCroix is just carbonated water. Unless you took pilled grains you are fine."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==48316206 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)23:21:28")

"I went from 350 to 200 in a year and a half. My fat distribution is all weird. I have huge lard ass and fatass legs but boney arms and chest. Buying pants is getting weird where my waist is getting smaller but my ass or legs can't fit.

Also not sure when to stop. Thinking 160 (i'm 5'10)."
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