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class Thread extends Board{
public void GetThoseSnowblowers/out/!(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "Get Those Snowblowers /out/!";
int postNumber = "1391984";
String image = "thumbnail_snowblower-2.jpg";
String date = "11/05/18(Mon)16:30:47";
String comment = "Lets see your snowblowers! Post em if you got em. I'm interested to see what eurobros use.

I just picked up my first blower ever. An Airens 22" for $250"
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public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1391986 && dateTime=="11/05/18(Mon)16:33:46" && image=="1142381-1.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1392075 && dateTime=="11/05/18(Mon)20:40:00")

"What is the point of these things other for boomers to be loud and annoying?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1392087 && dateTime=="11/05/18(Mon)21:06:10" && image=="D60DC1F3-B94F-4C78-98A6-4FC02FD44BA9.jpg")

">>1391984
I hope you don’t live in an area that gets a ton of snow. Those tires are mini. Must be a single stage. It’s fine and better than shoveling, but you’ll just have to keep up with it and snow blow once you get like 6”. You might have trouble when you get to where the plow piles up all the snow at the end of the driveway
>>1392075
Have you ever had to shovel more than a foot of snow on a 24’ x 100’ driveway? You’d know the point real fast"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1392104 && dateTime=="11/05/18(Mon)21:24:42")

">>1392075
Buy things, stay in the garden breathe diesel fumes"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1392911 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)18:02:00")

">>1392075
qft

If you're in decent shape it doesn't take long to shovel out the pathways you need for cars and to walk. Doesn't stop boomers from meticulously clearing every inch of their entire yard."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1392914 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)18:08:20")

">>1392911
>doesn't take long to shovel out the pathways you need for cars and to walk
Unless you live in a town that makes it so not shoveling every square inch of sidewalk bordering your property is a crime. Like mine.

And I live on a corner, so I have like 450ft of sidewalk. And we average about 14" of accumulation per snowfall and occasionally get up to 3ft at once. You ain't doing that shit by hand.
>tfw by February the sidewalks look like trenches from all the snow mounded up beside them
In 2014 my sidewalk-trench was 11ft deep. We had 5ft6" of accumulation that never melted off and you can only throw snow so fucking far."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1392921 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)18:18:47")

">>1392075
>I'm an apartment dwelling NEET that lives somewhere with no/little snow: The Post"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1392922 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)18:22:06" && image=="IMG_20180619_192448_485.jpg")

">>1392914
>sidewalk
>not living innawoods
Pic related, from my porch"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1392925 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)18:27:50")

">>1392922
I assure you I would love to go live on my family's farm, but my job 100% requires a home internet connection that wouldn't be available out there (fucking place can't even get satellite internet/4G coverage) and I'm not willing to deal with a 2 hour commute each day."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1393510 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:54:06" && image=="Ariens 924048.jpg")

">>1391984

(not my pic but) I’ve got an Ariens model 924048 7hp 5-speed locking deferential snowblower my dad bought in 1979 that is unstoppable and will throw snow clear across the street."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1393513 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:56:29" && image=="Mr_Plow.jpg")

">>1392087
> has a mile long driveway
> has a two car garage
> still parks in the street like an asshole

Too bad the plow truck didn’t smash the shit out of that car…"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1393518 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:12:48")

">>1392087
what kind of banana republic state doesn't have winter parking bans?"
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if(Bepis !n/ZnkB9jUw && title=="" && postNumber==1393558 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:59:41" && image=="84CAD78F-FCC0-4689-B7E6-C09034439428.jpg")

">>1391984
>tfw moved to Florida 6 years ago
>had to clear everything out of a house I lived in for 22 years
>left the snowblower in the garage because fuck snow
>mfw"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1393563 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:14:52" && image=="spielstabil-pflanzschaufel-fuer-den-sandkasten_3_36d6af9d1794a86efca1b8e97d826fcf.jpg")

">>1391984
>eurobros use."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1393589 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:53:10")

">>1391984
this is a comfy fucking thread."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1394172 && dateTime=="11/10/18(Sat)12:50:07" && image=="100_0891.jpg")

"Here's my snow blower";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1394254 && dateTime=="11/10/18(Sat)16:43:06" && image=="heart attack.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1394255 && dateTime=="11/10/18(Sat)16:44:07")

">>1392921
>I can't handle nature and need powertools for something that children play in"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1394257 && dateTime=="11/10/18(Sat)16:46:10")

">>1393510

My buddy just came by and prepped the snowblower for the winter, as the carb was leaking gas last season, so I should be good to go.

Of course the only time we have shitty winters (Michigan here) is when the snowblower doesn’t work…"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1394375 && dateTime=="11/10/18(Sat)20:47:53")

">>1394172
How the fuck can you use those bent handle shovels? Those are good for the first inch of snow of the season. After that, you're better off kicking the snow away."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1394389 && dateTime=="11/10/18(Sat)21:36:37" && image=="5E7FFCFD-392E-4DEA-9FB9-5067DDE71BEB.jpg")

">>1394375
Agree. If ours going to shovel at least get a proper shovel"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1396499 && dateTime=="11/14/18(Wed)07:39:05")

">>1394255
>I like to spend 5 hours of my Saturday shoveling 10 inches of wet snow from my driveway and sidewalk"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1396509 && dateTime=="11/14/18(Wed)07:57:19")

">>1392075
Quit letting your mother shovel the driveway you incel.
Use your allowance to buy her a snowblower!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1396511 && dateTime=="11/14/18(Wed)08:01:08")

">>1392914
My first driveway was 200 ft long. Try shoveling 3 ft of snow off that before work in the morning.
When I moved to a developement (for work). I ditched the blower and went back to a shovel.
But I just picked a craftsman blower so I’ll fix that for this year then sell it next winter."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1396516 && dateTime=="11/14/18(Wed)08:24:09")

">>1394255
I’m human, I don’t “handle” nature.
I grab it by the ears and skull fuck it to death.
>What’s the use of being the smartest animal on the planet if I’m just going to use a larger spoon.
>We’d still be picking termites out with a twig if civilization was left to you."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1397282 && dateTime=="11/15/18(Thu)13:04:15")

"Use a shovel you limp wristed 20-something boomer shits.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==1397297 && dateTime=="11/15/18(Thu)13:26:09")

"Imagine thinking that spending an hour shoveling snow before the sunrises is in any way better than using your fucking brain.

But if you dont have places to be, yeah stop being a fucking pussy."
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